The Semi Final 1 was A MESS | Eurovision 2024 Crack

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WE'RE SO APPRECIATIVE OF ALL THESE COMPILATIONS BABES. you're working harder than the american government at this point.

ALWAYS worth the wait. 💖 have fun Friday!

Awesome to watch, thank you for putting it together, very fun to watch🎉

Non binary goth witch*

And the whole similarity with hunger games may then be avoided. 😅

They need to drop “crown the witch” If they are non binary, then they shouldn’t use witch: A woman who is believed to have magical powers and who uses them to harm or help other people.

I love her but pls stop using the left ideology of LGBTQAI. There are only 2 genders, male and female. Facts!

SHEE WILLLL WINM NNN JUST PRAY FOR HER BRO

😂😂😂😂😂😂

What was her reaction? 😂

I want to know why your mom thought Eurovision was scary to begin with 😂

That last qualifier part was devastating... They all looked so defeated

@@jatoarkanen4435 Because they all knew it was going to be LX :( It was so predictable

@@jatoarkanen4435 i felt bad for hera aswell, everyone hated her song but she just wanted to spread love

cause she knew that if she lost, poles would eat her

@@aangomesbranco I actually thought that PS2 graphics would kill the votes for Luxembourg

AGREE ASHH

Exactly. He Is really good as a whole artist

You forgot he's also humble. The man is just full of virtues. 😊

And the fucking laziest single note boring riff that doesn't even qualify as a song. BL couldn't even be bovvered to put an obligatory key change half way through. Thank goodness I was brought up in the 60s. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

average old person thinking they're better than everyone

Imo it made it even more iconic, him rolling his eyes made me laugh even harder than I was laughing at that joke (probably because I had already heard it a few times as well in the community) 😂

@@JustK4Y1512I can’t explain it but this scene feels so much like The Office in a way

It was hilarious imo

post-esc depression gonna hit hard this year

​@@elliotarundella7581Well, at least he knows how to deal with it as soon as it hits.

@@escotiyaotl8869bro was getting game like crazy

You can say Ollie's shower set will get some use later wink wink

ITS WINNING

YEAHHHHHH

MEOW

MEOWWWWWWWW

MEOW MEOW

she's been there before and never got it right

@@SH-kz2kv and she ended up in pieces... didn't need another NQ-shaped bruise

When they were waiting in suspense to announce the final qualifier, they never showed her, at least not as much as Poland, Australia, and Luxembourg.

I’m surprised that staging designer’s still employed. It’s time for ESC delegations to stop returning their calls, I think 🙈

The only thing I saw was three Saurons...

The choreography was pretty cool but I was sad bc Luna looked a mess and that was so out of character she has such a gorgeous aesthetic and that outfit was horrendous 😭

What I found rather funny is that they took the word "tower" and made the whole staging about chess, but everyone who actually plays chess calls it a "rook", never a tower.

@@Not_Quite_My_Tempo it makes more sense in polish because the ''rook'' piece is called ''wieża" in polish which also means ''tower'', so it's not as dumb as it seems. But overall I think the staging wasn't the best and they also used pretty wide shots for the performance which kinda added to the whole mess. I wish they did something more similar to what Luna has shown in the music video

I was generally confused whether it was an intended bit or not xD

@@signebrummerstedt9205 def intended

Can someone please explain what app the notifications were supposed to be from?? I got that it was joke but I couldn’t tell what app they were from 😭😭

@@aoifelolgrindr

@@aoifelolGrindr the gay « dating » app

agreed!! another one i feel like is the prime example of this (where i was fully sold by the live performance, which is better than the studio version) is latvia 2015

If only there were cat contours, like in national finale.

I agree, she looked stunning although visual effects looked quite cheap 😢

I feel we all underestimated the power of this arena. Those effects elevated so many songs for me

I like the song and had to go through to the final.

I had respect for Natalia, but she has recently made a post shaming Windows95man, bambie and raiven bc she doesn’t like them, absolute scumbag and I now wish she will never return.

she was robbed! I wasn't really enthusiastic after the national contest but she slayed in the semi-final

agree. this season there are a lot nice songs

im scared for my girl Nutsa cause if she won't qualify im gona jump out of the vindow

​@@YouwonTFindaNameHereIm sure she will qualify. She has vocals, charisma and great staging. If there's anything we learned with Slovenia and Portugal in semi one is that those traits get you to the final.

i need estonia to qualify but it’s not looking good 😢

@@lotus8847 Fingers crossed

I was pleasantly surprised

Yes i actually already liked the song, it's the only one I've been listening from eurovision so far with Belgium and Croatia but the live performance elevated it, i was worried but they pulled it off next level

I remember in my younger years, some people saying Eurovision is essentially satanic indoctrination and I would laugh at them. I am not laughing anymore.

@@MarkoVuckovic32 How can we not like a satanic song? 😈

@@MarkoVuckovic32 Maybe because it's not a satanic song and it's just the choice of staging? You've got to stop pointing the finger at everything that isn't vanilla and calling it "satanic". I'm a Christian myself, yet I loved Bambie's performance. Do you also slag off those who like horror movies ? I sincerely believe that the Church has better things to do than deal with a simple song, Mr. Pharisee.

my mom and brother didn't notice the pulsing lights in the background at first

I was dancing to it.

Bahaha, can't unsee it now 😂😂

Me too, halp

I don't know what Sauron is, but yes, it very seems to me like a salt and pepper set.

Me too, i literally said to my mom, who was watching with me - look, little saurons

@@lantanatum what's this? Dinosaurs?

Literally the worst sht I've ever seen are you joking? Just bc it's alternative doesn't mean that it's good💀💀 yall are insane

Me, too!! I wasn't against the song before but I wasn't sure it was enough. And then the performance knocked me off my seat, that's how great it was.

@@apuff1594your taste must be bad

​@@kteriri Just because someone listens to diffrent music doesn't mean that their music taste is bad.

​@@apuff1594rude!

mine was Luxemburg

​@@Shtrudlamine was Cyprus. I thought Azerbaijan would qualify instead

@@larsswig912u crazy my friend

​@@MarkoVuckovic32 You watched ireland's performance and you thought they werent going to qualify?

Small flex, I predicted them all right a month ago 😎 Really underestimated Ireland though, didn’t expect the staging to slap that bad, I predicted them to be a borderline qualifier 😅 (even though I loved the song from the start)

LMAOOOO SAME

Should have made a national final, where she either wouldn't have won anyway, or if she got through, they could have given her vocal lessons and an easier choreography (or no choreography at all). And I was actually neutral in the Justyna vs. Luna debate, as I could have lived with both of them going to Malmö, and I rightfully predicted that they would be sending Luna because there's already 2 other witchy songs in the semi-final, but let's be honest, who can sing and dance? Maybe Justyna wouldn't have had these vocal issues, even if they forced her to dance. But on the other hand, maybe Luna just lost by a couple of points or even a tie break.

@@in_wino_veritas i was team justyna but no hate for luna tho, people need to chill out bc it's just a contest and not everyone will qualify and that's ok, this girl had some vocal issues but haters on instagram should totally touch some grass

What is tvp?

@@michelleenderink3664 long story.... but it's polish national television (if that's how it's called in english 😭😭) and poland usually has very bad staging

Nuh uh

Respect for Vessel pfp

Why is she using “Crown The Witch?” Especially as the word “Witch” means: A woman who is believed to have magical powers and who uses them to harm or help other people

​@@corinnevanessa22 because she's a witch.

@@corinnevanessa22 their performance is about them befriending the devil, tricking him and betraying him (shown by their costume change), and then killing him. they calls themself the witch as they are the person helping people using their powers by killing the devil. also they go by they/them pronouns so please call them that!

Well she couldnt vote for Sweden, duhh. 😂🤣

And we love to see it!

Poland not qualifying? She was literally robbed

@@chorytail Lovely song I played it on my Radio show but as I said Voice is too soft I still loved it from Ireland.

@@djbillybopdjbillybop2817 I mean Poland isn't that good, but worse entries qualified over us (Serbia, Portugal and Slovenia) and I don't get it

@@djbillybopdjbillybop2817 I'm also very sorry for Luna, because I heard she had a panic attack 😔😔😔

I still love Poland's song and feel really really bad for Luna, but I honestly prefer Serbia, Portugal & Slovenia lol

The fact they can sing that well while doing crazy shit with their body, this bitch is insane and I love every minute of it

CROWN THE WITCH

❤

That would be a well deserved win indeed! But I have no worries about Nemo either: this is just a stepping stone. Their talent will outlive many of the other contestants! Sometimes you win by 'loosing' ...

Nemo is the best

I wish

This is so funny 😭

WHY DID THAT MAKE ME CRACK UP 😭😭😭

I think the song unfortunately doesn’t fit this competition because Europe can’t relate to Australias history and what the song stands for.

I was honestly sad when it didn't qualify, such a unique song

The vocals weren't good..

That moved me to. A few minor glitches, but it was so pure!

Naja waren ka keine jokes eigentlich

I think that was more of a notification service for people who were forced to watch the semi instead of the CL😂

How is that an audience problem, the fact that you're gay? Sexual opinion should be kept for yourself, tnx 4 that, and it does not define high/low level of intelligence or education. Learn, read...

Non gay people also have human rights, and are able to discuss opinions without being aggressive or exclusive, or misjudged in order to be misunderstood. Well Kat, tnx for excluding a non gay human being from a discussion, for being open to knowledge about the world around it. Ok very mature

Sorry to tell you, but girls (I can't speak for gays, but they might do this as well) also might understand CL jokes and football jokes. What planet are you living on. Plus, there's even World Cups and CLs for women. In the US and Canada, soccer is even merely regarded as a women's sport.

thank you for letting me know!

Wow, very threatless behaviour... 🫠

it’s a clear typo, jeez, calm dude

@@aurelb5412it was obviously not a typo and it’s a common mistake people make all of the time + they weren’t even rude about it??

@@sofia-os7if the thing is, there are people who can see rudeness and intention in literally anything. if you knew how quickly these videos are edited and uploaded for the sake of the fandom’s joy, you would overlook a “grammatical blunder” you took for an offense. get a life seriously, don’t trash people’s efforts

Australia over Luxembourg all the way

Yea I had Iceland over Lux, other than that I got them all right. Soccer moms let me down

I wanted Australia to qualify as well, but not over Luxembourg. I don't get why you're hating it. And definitely not Iceland over it.

@@in_wino_veritas if you watch the televised performance, the camera was shrouded by a lot of mist and the angles looked messy and a lot more unprofessional imo, the song is ok the dedication is ❌

He‘s in the final anyways, so he just had a guest performance.

Yes but same for the uk and they were in this video

It was pretty boring\

Yea, dont know why..

I guess times have changed, and true kitsch and shund has advantage over art on ESC. People show off their occult choreography thirtyninte to fourtyfive times in a song just to catch the attention of voters... Grotesque

@@FleshAnd7hePowerItHold5 So you are slagging off Ireland, the Polish song was good but the singer's voice was as weak as a day-old 😺 😺

@@djbillybopdjbillybop2817 Hey watch those accusations, thug.

@@FleshAnd7hePowerItHold5 if your trying to shade Ireland than your wrong, Bambie had a great performance and they deserved to qualify

@@hankamostowiak4745 Not Ireland, never, but occultism in such mass on public service broadcast, before all.

this means so so much to me thank you 🤍

im new too ahhh

What do you mean

@@FeeESCpink and blue curse. every pink and blue act failed to qualify/succeed. this was set by albina from croatia in 2021. pink and blue acts like croatia and albania (both 2022) failed to qualify. i don't remember from 2023 though

@@kteriri ah thank you

@@kteririI guess the Busker from last year.

No, it was DOA

Saaaaaaame but with Teya Dora

Can Croatia afford to host it though? cost loads.

@@TanyaJackson-no2rsi never thought ant it

abt it* also im not someone who would ever pay attention to financial stuff😭

@@iiexiq If Croatia win then you might have to pay attention to financial stuff. It's going to cost millions.

I'd swap Poland for Luxembourg but not for Finland even though I'm Polish, haha.

Yeah, I'm glad for Raiven and sad for Luna, but her vocals were almost as bad as Olly's, so I get why it didn't make it, but why do you guys think that Finland or even Luxembourg (which isn't even a joke entry, but of course hated and even attached with conspiracy theories about their participation and speculations about them getting a free pass, because otherwise they'd drop out next year, which is ludicrous, they definitely would have come back, at least for a couple of years, had they NQ'd) shouldn't have qualified? I really don't get the hatred. Both of them are deserved qualifiers. Their skngs are catchy, and I often find myself singing along to them and / or their songs popping up in my head.

@@in_wino_veritas despite Poland's vocals, her performance was just more memorable, I didn't feel very interested about Finland because it was almost exactly the same as the NF and was hoping there'd be something new and the vocals weren't special, but it's more of an entertaining performance than a competitive one

@ethanwoolley7570 Yeah, the staging was definitely memorable, but they shouldn't have forced her to dance around on stage. Just walking and then stepping up on the chess tower would have been enough and would have had a better impact on her vocals.

I think its because they were seeded right? Meaning they didn't really "compete" for a spot in the final.

@@kuroganekaze so is uk and sweden yet both of them were shown in the video

@@dreamingstorm3914 oh good point.

She wont win. There are some brilliant tunes this year. Hers is crap.