Everything Wrong With Rebel Moon: Part 1 in 18 Minutes or Less
2024 ж. 15 Сәу.
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Since part 2 is nearly upon us, let's check out the sins of Rebel Moon Part One: A Child of Fire.
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It exists: +3 sins. It has a Snyder Cut: +4 sins There is a part 2: +4 sins Even part two has a Snyder Cut: +2875 sins
I loved it to be honest.
It exists: infinite sins.
What is with the guy with the suit and tie?
Damn, beat me to the "It exists" problem. Agreed.
This movie is still better than that dogshit movie, John wick, what a piece of shit that was.
“They have to go to a vast planet they’ve never been to to meet this samurai warrior chick.” “A whole planet to find one person? That’s gonna be pretty difficult and time consuming…” “Actually, it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!”
Referencing other KZhead channels is tight!
@@harrisonjones280 😅😅😅indeed!💪🏼
Wow wow wow wow wow
Oh, really?
@@davisphillips993 I was wondering if someone was gonna follow up with that…lol
16:02 - "I'm sorry, but I forgot who this is." Sums up the whole movie right there.
Did... did I just learn the most succinct explanation of the concept of love... from a CinemaSins video?
We're clearly educational and should be used as curriculum in schools.
please give me timestamp
@@enkercodm9506 1:51
This dude said “C-weepio” and “Anthony Botkins”. This is turning out to be one of the best Sins videos yet!!!😅
Agree 😂😂
Jeremey's been doing this a long time, and there are many, many awesome vids. One of my favorites is Cloud Atlas. It also has my single favorite sin starting at about the 16:50 mark of that video. Made me laugh so hard I almost died. Def check out the Everything Everywhere All At Once sins vid. Another great one. Cheers.
@@nopenopenope131 will do!
"The two seasons I've spent here have given me happiness" She says, in the tone someone trying to say something nice about the lentil casserole she barely managed to choke down. With every previous shot of her looking like it's about to show the suicide prevention hotline's number at the bottom of the screen. And this is the emotional center of the movie, her love for this village and desire to preserve this "happiness." God, what a mess.
I called that number and told them there was still 94 minutes of the movie left and they wrote a prescription for a rope
The lead gives me the creeps, because she has no visible sclera.
This was originally written as a treatment for a possible Star Wars movie. When it was rejected he slapped a skin on it and wrote the script without really removing any of the Star Wars-iness.
Jesus! This would've been a really horrible Star Wars movie. 😢
@@user-zl9sh9mz6h Hence why it never got past the treatment as a SW movie
Tactical nuke dodged
Everyone: "Do you seriously believe your own hype that much?" Zack Snyder: *"I AM THE HYPE!!!"*
Hehe classic reference
Vegeta: Kill him!
This movie seems to be a whole fever dream of movies mottled together and has no idea what it wants to be. We have: Star Wars, Dune, Riddick, Prometheus, Star Trek, John Carter, Jupiter Ascending, Iron Sky...
Whack Warhammer 40k right in there too (even though it’s not a movie).
You left out Seven Samurai! Poor villagers hiring legendary warriors for nothing but grain to fight against an overwhelming force.
arry Potter with the hippogryph , matrix plugging the villain in, .....
A concept art slideshow set to a generic score
A very badly written A bug's life
Omg the rapping I can’t 😂 it was awesome *wipes tears from eyes*
Totally awesome!!!😂
That was great 😂
this is why i don't watch netflix. i play video games
Better than any of the songs in Wish😂
This movie made me so mad. So glad it's getting sinned
See, I thought the movie was hilarious. I went in not liking Snyder films though, so I expected it to be atrocious.
THIS MOVIE FUCKING SUCKS IT MAKES NETFLIX GO WOKE GO BROKE AND THE WORLD OF MOVIES HAS GONE DOWNFALL
"NOOOOOOOOO!" No. (ding) 😆 god i love the simplicity of Cinema Sins humor.
9:12 Missed opportunity to point out all of the villains have Stormtrooper aim when shooting at main characters. 😅
Drinking game: Take a shot every time this movie steals from Star Wars
are you trying to kill people?
So.... You have choosen death?
That's 3 hours of chugging
Do you want alcohol poisoning? Because that's how you get alcohol poisoning!
Let me get the hospital on standby
+ 100 Sins for every "like in Star Wars" 😂😂
Call Th3Birdman.
I thought it was part of star wars
"Thrusting of hips....summon the seedlings to sprout" -Diddy party toast🥂
aaahaaaaa youv gotta learn to say no 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Top tier comment
Ya gotta say no, man
There will be no sprouting seedlings from a Diddy party. All sausage and no buns there
@@ctakitimu Wouldn't it be sausage AND buns?
Whoever chose the thumbnail deserves a raise! Clearly shows my feelings when I was watching RM.
How do you know they are currently underpaid? They may even already be overpaid
I really wish Hollywood would stop wasting Djimon Hounsou. And i know this is technically a Netflix production but the point stands.
How the director managed to gain a cult-ish following behind him I will never understand.
Contrarians and nostalgia. Some people saw 300 when they were in middle school and thought it was the best movie ever made. When their peers became older and started seeing the gaping faults in every Zach Snyder movie they refused to accept the criticism and dug their heels in deeper and consider every Snyder movie ever a masterpiece because they think it's rebellious and that other people just can't see Snyder's greatness.
@@christianhartman1298 My take was that he got a following during the 00's with movies like 300 and Watchmen, his other movies were hit or miss like Sucker Punch or Immortals. He got the cult status when Justice League was taken over by Joss and it ended up being awful, and Synder got to play up the idea that he was reigned in and the studio interfered with "his vison," basically he got the hindsight bias. I don't think his fans think his recent movies are good, so much that he basically propped himself up as the only director to not get interfered with by studios, and if you don't support him then you somehow get a shittier industry. He totally knows this btw, he recent interviews are him giving this ultimatum to his critics.
"300" is the most racist movie of the last 30 years, and "Watchmen" was not even one millionth as good as the graphic novel.
the criteria for becoming a cult head has definitely been lessened in the modern era
1:13 damn, didnt know cinemasins dropped bars like that.
Word.
Loved the “Three Amigos” reference around the campfire. Hahaha!!
What was infuriating, was the fact that home-girl sets out to find this great Titus guy…then finds all these other people on the way, who each get a scene to show how awesome they are…then she finally gets to Titus…who is freakin Djimon Honshu, and his character turns out to be a washed up drunkard covered in mud, who gets nothing to show what makes him special, despite being the whole reason for her initial quest….ARGH!
Yup, a Mary Sue mary sueing
The movie should have focused on the robot. Looks like his story was much more interesting than the generic checklist we got. "Ok, we got the Native who's has a connection with animals, now we need an Asian person who uses swords..."
The robot is literally just a mechanicus from warhammer 40K. There are plenty of books and other media that explore those in depth. Literally every single element of this movie was plagiarized from other science fiction stories.
Woke writers 101..
We have that. It's called "The Wild Robot" and it is so much more worthwhile than this entire movie.
@@TheSuperappelflap A boring version of a Mechanicus adept I might add. Because THOSE guys are actually interesting in a maniacal kind of way.
@@Diree i wouldnt know, i have never consumed any 40K content, but even so i know that robot was ripped off from 40K just through general cultural osmosis
Hilarious one Jeremy. Trampling over the cornfields at the end, I was crying with laughter. Superb work.
C-Weepi-o Anthony Botkins 😂😂😂
I love it when you so happily sing out "Skip!". My thoughts exactly. For this whole movie.
This movie was originally written to be a Star Wars movie but Disney rejected it so they just changed a few things and hoped noone would notice
Honestly makes sense
IVE BEEN WAAAAAITING FOR THIS MOMENT... SIN IT, SIN IIIT!!!!😂😂😂
"Help defend my village" "No" "Please?" "Fine" 10/10 Snyder's done it again
It’s a Zack Snyder movie. That’s pretty much all of its sins right there
I spent the whole movie waiting for the robot to show up and save the day like a metallic Chuck Norris.
Well it did a Chuck Norris in Part 2
@@garylua5877 "did a Chuck Norris" that is now part of my permanent speech. Ya I just watched it today. It was pretty much the only good part of the show.
At 1:12, when you gave that rap, that was absolutely epic.
i fully expected to hear a "Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers hug." in the closing bits.
If you went to ChatGPT and told it to take Star Wars, Dune, and Seven Samurai and put all those together for a script to a Zack Snyder film, I'd be willing to bet that what you'd end up with would be like 80-90% identical to this film.
Looking forward to seeing the tiny, tiny hamlet being literally nuked from orbit whilst the not so Magnificent Seven watch on in horror.
I can't imagine why the empire will land to kill the good guys instead of nuking from orbit. Sure as heck not going to watch part 2 to see what cockamamie reason the director will cook up.
Thank you for not making this sins video in slo-mo...we suffered enough with the actual movie from Great Value Micheal Bay.
"robots that believe in prophecies"...."also, prophecies." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was the best rap battle start I heard in a while.. mister cinemasins
I was drinking a cold Pepsi and minding my own business 🥺🤧🤧
I've missed this channel; so much, I forgot how much I effing love cinema sins
ok so I love all the nicknames you have for the robot. Also, I'm fist pumping the sins for all the times Cora could've easily been killed if someone just took a shot.
This CS was way more entertaining than the movie I only watched halfway and then shut off in exasperation.
So you turned it off at the end of part 1?
Jeremy said everything I was thinking when my family wanted me to watch this godawful movie with them
"Everything good here was also good in alita battle angle". nice. Got a like :D
And Battle Angel was definitely the superior film in this case! THAT was sequel worthy!
An incoherent script, poor casting, poor acting, poor sets, unrealistic aliens, poorly paced and boring but apart from that Rebel Moon Part One was terrible.
The Three Amigos gag got me. Think I'll watch that again instead of Rebel Moon.
I could do with a Three Amigos sequel. Swap out Chevy Chase for Selena Gomez and I think it'd do pretty well.
😂😂🤣🤣🤣 "weepio" lmao I'm in tears from laughing!!!
Djimon Honsou deserves so much better
No sin for the fact that, of all the places they stopped and found a person to fight with them, the person they find in Gladiator arena was Djimon Hounsou ?!
"i'm sorry but I forgot who this is" totally relate, cause they brought her in during the damn final battle. No one gets developed in anyway to make us give a damn
Star Wars Cantina: "A wretched hive of scum and villainy..." O_O Rebel Moon Bar: "A dirty den of piss and vinegar..." >_
Missed one huge glaring flaw, nemesis says not to celebrate hamada's death, as it could easily be any one of them lying dead in the name of revenge. Six minutes later, SIX, Kora recruits the general by saying if not for honor, do it for revenge and THAT'S what gets through to him, and nemesis says nothing
I thought there would be some friction between them because of this, that some character development would happen between them. Nope.
You mean like 7 samurai?
I assume this is a 6 part mini series…
The robot was the best plot point, and it was thrown away
Aye, that bar was TIGHT! You missed your calling Jeremy. I’m buggin up!😅😅😂
Also, watching RM:Part2, when you do your CinemaSins for that movie, in the Post Sentence phase, please have Okoye from Avengers Infinity War say the "Why was she up there all this time?!" when James does his ATAT-wannabe bomb drop, eject, super-hero landing in slo-mo, destruction. Thanks.
Been waiting for this cuz Tf I look like wanting to watch this Edit: JEREMY GOT BARRRSSSSS
My favorite part of this movie is how Noble loses his coat after the first scene and is just "buisiness casual" for the rest of the space movie.
Saldurran was so on the nose😂😂😂
3 amigos reference. Nice
So… this really is just _Star Wars_ and _Seven Samurai_ blended together?
Saw the word Moon and got excited. Bummer it wasn't Moon from 2009 with Sam Rockwell.
Sam Rockwell being in this would have only improved the parts he was in.
So many 40k references...rhe flag, the portal, the militarum, the mechanicum, the uniforms... How is that movie survive and passed through GW...???
1:09 Man, my boy was cooking!!❤️🔥
This movie is as if the old star wars movies, were written like the sequels
No it isnt
It might be the most expensive Star Wars fan film ever made
The BEST sins video in a LOOOOOONG TIME
Is this the plot of Bug's Life?
is this a deleted plot from final space
That bit when Cyborg runs up that scaffolding literally SCREAMS: “Hey, this thing isn’t very long so don’t run that fast, but swing your arms and high step like a fool as though you’re running really fast and we’ll slow it down in post. No one will be able to tell.”
I, Robot. C-Weepio. Anthony Botkins. I’m DONE!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
(After watching Rebel Moon) Luke Skywalker: I'm getting pretty tired of people ripping off my story. I think I'll read something to relax. (reads Eragon) Damn it! Maybe I'll play a video game instead. (plays Final Fantasy XII) DAMN IT!!
Yeah Star Wars ripped of Dune
In defense of Eragon, that at least had dragons lol😂
Eragon was written by a teenager intending to create a generic hero's journey story. You have to know the rules first in order to break them effectively
Ironically FF XII was supposed to revolve around Han, er Balthasar, not Luke, I mean Vaan. Also Xenogears.
I don't know the veracity of this, but I did hear it was a movie that Snyder pitched to Disney to take place in the Star Wars universe, but Disney turned him down. If that's true, all the Star Wars elements would be easily explainable.
However, I can't help but notice there wasn't a sin for "a farm boy from the outer region of the sector goes on an epic quest to take down the tyrannical rulers of the galaxy".
Why is the animated black panther look jacked as hell 13:27
Love the "Amigos" reference 😂
1:15 - That was awesome!
By my rough calculations, 2,000 bushels of wheat can provide sufficient caloric intake (at the recommended levels for the average person today) for 230 people for one year. But there are three huge caveats which will bring that amount way down: A portion of the crop must be kept as seed for the next year, so not all is available to be eaten. That was always a classic question in times of foor shortages, how to balance feeding people now with having enough seed to grow food next year. This is likely a society very dependent on manual labour and will thereby require a greater caloric intake than your average westerner today. Look up the meals that farmers used to eat, they are absurd today. They likely have to trade a portion of their crops for other needed goods they dont product in sufficient amounts.
Some points: you forgot about rats, and grainstore fires. Also, speculation. Most famines in medieval times, which appears to be the tech level these people operate at, werent caused by failed crops directly. A small reduction in crop yields would result in merchants buying up the grain and storing it speculating on further price increases. Then, either the rats would eat the stored grain, it would mold, or angry mobs would start a fire resulting in famine. Also, you cant survive just on grain. Potatoes, yes. Grain, no. My estimate is that regardless of the outcome of the war all those people will be dead in less than a year.
People really expounding on Jeremy’s calculations???
@@Fitzgerald151 I was curious so I spent five minutes on Google and Excel and posting it here.
@@TheSuperappelflap Yeah, spoilage is a thing but that is getting deeper than I wanted to go and going to be highly dependent on storage technology which I can't even speculate. As to needing other foods for nutrients, sure, but that would some combination of things they produce in small amounts for consumption or things obtained by trading their excess crops.
@@88porpoise i didnt see them grow any vegetables or have livestock so without a lot of surplus grain to sell these people are super dead
I had to stifle my laugh before I woke the whole house up at "C-Weep-io"
3:16 how did you miss the sin of having 2 of the dario naharis actors from game of thrones.
0:25 i agree with jeremy here - that thing does look like a galactic v lol
3:13 wade what's my name ?!!!! Deadpool : FRANCIS!!!!
Rebel Moon was planned to be a Star Wars movie, and Disney wisely passed on it. And well he repurposed the script to this.... thing.
All of Snyder’s movies look like they’re so dark because he shot them at night because a better movie had the sets during the day.
This movie destroyed what credibility Snyder had left.
Which means he could still work for Sony.
*Love ya!* I thought this movie was *DUNE* for the longest time 😂😂
okay zoom out and we can cut to credit.... aaaaah fvck its still going😂😂😂😂
this video should at least be half of the movie's length
bro dropped some BARS and thoought someone wouldnt notice
Oh boy this will be fun!
The immunity mixtape tho 😂 1:46
Please do part two. Please do part two
Jeremy, one of my favorite bits is "not gonna need this anymore". 15:58. It's right there! Come on, man.
10:46 They even ripped off How To Train Your Dragon. 😂
Can't believe you left out that killing the guy in the gunner's turret caused the whole space ship to crash......like, who designed that feature into the schematics???
Same people who designed the Death Star but then that was explained away in Rogue One.
You guys are better than everything and everybody ever....
This movie deserved more sins. I think you were being nice today😂
I'm surprised that you didn't mention how apparently the gunner exposed on the side of the ship turns out to be also the pilot of the ship... What a design... 🙄😆
I almost want to subscribe to netflix to witness this masterpiece for my self.
Star wars, dune, and samurai 7...great
Actual Sins 0:32 1:22 3:05 4:12 4:33 4:47 6:16 8:26 9:11 11:05 11:29 12:47 13:36 14:56 15:45
The only movie I couldn’t finish no matter how I forced myself. Watching it being roasted is sooo much better 🔥