every desk should have one
--- Video by Hoolopee ----
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--- Based on the game "Portal" by Valve ----
Portal Steam Page ► store.steampowered.com/app/400/
Portal is a 2007 puzzle-platform game developed and published by Valve. It was released in a bundle, The Orange Box, for Windows, Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, and has been since ported to other systems, including Mac OS X, Linux, and Android (via Nvidia Shield).
Portal consists primarily of a series of puzzles that must be solved by teleporting the player's character and simple objects using "the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device", a device that can create inter-spatial portals between two flat planes. The player-character, Chell, is challenged and taunted by an artificial intelligence named GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System) to complete each puzzle in the Aperture Science Enrichment Center using the portal gun with the promise of receiving cake when all the puzzles are completed. The game's unique physics allows kinetic energy to be retained through portals, requiring creative use of portals to maneuver through the test chambers. This gameplay element is based on a similar concept from the game Narbacular Drop; many of the team members from the DigiPen Institute of Technology who worked on Narbacular Drop were hired by Valve for the creation of Portal, making it a spiritual successor to the game.
Now you are thinking with portals.
Now you're peeing with portals
Now you’re ****ing with portals
Now you are shitting with portals
Now you are s**ting on portals
Now you are making lemonade with portals
Why is no one mentioning how *good* his aim is? He gets the piss in the toilet bowl immediately and keeps it there! Damn good show
*The sniper*
Wtf
Dgffb eu vă
I imagine that he can put the portal wherever he wants, get some revenge on that guy across the street.
Hes cutting it close too. Look how little space is between the hole and the stream at the end
GLaDOS : Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device Also GLaDOS : Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially Hoolopee : Im'a pretend like I did not hear that
yeah the device, the portals are fine tho :)
@@atotallyrealhuman8780 He looked right at the end of the device, and it got liquid on it
What she ment by that was : Do not look at the end of the Handheld Portal Device whilst one or both of the portals are active.
and most importantly do not yxdtssrsezxtssttfvyssbuij
Is this real!?!!??
0:41 this is my new definition of pain
Do not look at the operational end of the device. Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. Don't make lemonade. YOU BROKE ALL OF THOSE RULES
Yes that is very true.
+TheYagich Rules are made to be broken!
+JonasLue also true
+TheYagich hey, thats mini portal gun not portal gun
Edyta Kawa And..?
Another awesome video!
joe mamamamama 1111,,,!!!!!!!! Lollollll 😳🗿💀😎🗿🗿🥵🥵🥶🥵🥵😰😔😔🤯🙄🙄😵🤗🤗😮🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🥸🥸😦🥺🥺🤥🙄😲
Hi daniel!
14 likes on an official Will Mcdaniel comment? Simply preposterous!
excuse me what will what you doin here you have monsters to work on
I know it ssooooo coooollll
The most mind blowing thing about this is how fast that coffee maker was
Mr Piiiig😬😳🥶🐷
you didnt realise that hes using the portal gun wrong ?
You even imported the sound properly! The fire sounds for blue and orange are unique to the color, and you also noticed that! Nice!
0:27 *"Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially"*
**blackhole noises**
YOU DOOMED US ALL
nice stolen shit
@@epicbaseplate1674 I literally just posted a quote from a game, how is it stolen
@@epicbaseplate1674 Quotes and copies are very different things. Have you even been in first grade english class?
0:56 When you watched too much Horror Videos and you cant even use the bathroom because its dark and is located downstairs
Frank BLOX Jacob hehe
Or upstairs
As I passed by, this timeframe was the same time i was watching it at
Lol
same
Literally all of us if we had a portal gun
Im very concerned, because it seems as if your entire house is absolutely covered in moon rock gel.
“Do not look at the operational end of the device.”
Yet the madlad looks at it anyways
"Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias"
Hes a #rebel
“Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially”
@Ayman Souf bonjour a toi aussi cher entrepreneur
0:58 *Portal closes*
OWWWWWWWWW
wait wha-
AND I OOP
OMG that would hurt 🤣🤣
The jet starts to weaken
*pees perfectly through portal into toilet* "Snipin is a good job mate"
The first thing he does is to stare directly at the operational end of the device and then he submerges the device in liquid partially
0:57 Man, that is some *serious* aim right there!
I was looking for this comment
This is some topnotch trajectory
69 likes nice
@@DaBigTastyMango I'm sorry, did I get 69 likes? I never got that many likes on a comment before, legit!
@@coolstylebro2814 yeah ya did
Portal Gun Warnings: "Do not expose to liquids" This guy: "It's free real estate!"
TsunamiGalaxy how is he a bastard?
@@JustSomeGuy769 they're just messing around. lol
Portal gun warning do not expose to liquids, means the portal gun it self, not the portal
SOOOO don’t Pee on it
RealMamitler but some coffee spilled on the portal gun.
私は小さく、このビデオを何度も見ていたことを覚えています
0:07 "Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device"
Question: Can we teleport a bread with it?
You can technically
ive done nothing but teleport bread for three days with it
Does a portal gun really teleport an object as much as link two points in space and time? 🤔
@@dissonanceparadiddle bit late
Yes.
0:55 literally the main reason I want a portal gun.
but uhhhh how does that work in female tho,..
he is right
porta,?1O2 ?
@@0Pausita0 ummmmmmmmm
All fun and games until you accidentally shut off a portal.
Can't wait when they develop it!
Damn, this just shows how a chad he is a editing! Keep up the great work!
0:56 This is why I want this product
Mauricio Jara it’s not real you shit biscuit
@@MariHalo It's a joke "Kyle"
MarioBoi 179 r/wooosh
I'm aware it's not real. That's why I want it.
@@MariHalo r/wooosh
I'm throwing money at the screen but it's not doing anything
lol
Wow.... lol 🤣
No, you‘re doing it wrong. You have to open up your laptop, handy, whatever you‘re using, put the money in, close it again, and hope for god.
BRU 🙄
LOL
I like the old youtube where everything was creative
Thanks man! Like your concept and vfx ❤️
0:30 "Do not submerge the device in liquid, even *partially*"
@@dre_k0 shush
Haha I don't know how to *bold text*
@@nighpaw4651 why shush? He didn't do anything you fucking moronic
_"do not look into the operational end of the device."_ *the thumbnail*
@@rosineidealencar2574 jeez chill
This is really, really well-edited. Edit: all you guys that have replied saying it's not edited are absolute comedy geniuses. Nobody else thought of your very original and unique joke.
Mentos Cubing FUCK YEAH IT IS
The portal gun is real?
oyun konsolu no
Did Black Mesa tell you that it was edited? It’s 100% legit.
true
No way i just saw a random channel making a video using a low poly character only to realize that i have rediscovered this channel again.
One of the random things that appear on my fyp but literally never have I regreted watching it. Nice video.
0:38 I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?!??!
Turn em into candy
When life gives ya lemons...
+Michael Seasand don't make lemonade
where you buy a mini portal gun
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM ?! I AM THE MAN THAT GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH LEMONS
"Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially"
true
Jtwil 0906 its fake bro it's not real it's a computer trick
+Mark Fones,but the question is,if technology gets advanced enough,could this be possible?
A. R. M no shit sherlock
A. R. M No shit sherlock
Nostalgia at its finest
I remeber watching this back in the day
When life gives you lemons you throw it at your friends
AverageDJ No you... (insert what that guy said in Portal 2 about when life gives you lemons)
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Cave Johnson
Max Anthony Thanks.
No Probem
@@maxanthony6743 Haha, Ive played that level today. :,D Thats such a nice guy that Cave Johnson
0:30 If the life gives you lemons...
Ok
DON’T MAKE LEMONADE!
@@Fredo22 Splash juice in your friend's face
@@Fredo22 INVENT COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS AND BURN LIFE’S HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS-
@@Fredo22 MAKE LEMON NADES
I remember this video from when I was younger, little did I know he would go on to create the RTX Morshu meme. What a legend
GLaDOS: "Now you are in possesion of the micro portal defice"
0:56 *nice tactic*
a trick shoot
He has amazing aim
Yea😂
True
good aimBOT
That laugh at the end was perfect XD
Music??
he has broken each safety rule of the handheld portal device
this is impressive editing
0:51 pretty sure you broke both dishes.
+Joey Powell i actually did smash the fuck out of that coffee mug in the shot where I drop it through the desk :(
R.I.P MUG
+Hoolopee hahasaaaaah
that was fuckin dumb. I like it.
Naw, I fuckin LOVE it
with Girls Shrooms is efect
XD
three dollar bill, yall ii
Shut up
Just randomly thought of this video from over 6 years ago perfect that it's still up
i damn well thought this was real once
0:58 GENIUS 😂
bad idea for peeing xd
Only real Men CAN do it
XD Ahahahahahhahaha Genius
he still needs to go to the bathroom to set up the portal... so what is the point
he can see if those russian women are actually women@محمد الزعبي
0:32 KILL THEM LEMONS THAT LIFE GAVE YOU (CHAOTIC SCREAM)
Its the only way to stop the lemons if life does not want them back.
"I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!?"
*_COMBUSTABLE LEMONS_*
sir, that is a non-portalable surface.
The thumbnail almost made everyone break the safety rules of the portal gun. Quote: "Please do not look directly into the operational end of the device" -GLaDOS
Yup, the first thing I’d do if I ever put my hands on a portal gun ain’t robbing a bank or a jewelry store, I’d definitely use it to make coffee instantly and throw away the dishes in the sink!
Just be careful and dont do it from the ceiling.
the FIRST thing you'd do with a mini portal gun is commit a felony? I think I'd work my way up to that, at least.
Now that’s a *GOOD* boy!
@@dragonknight2004 i mean they said that ISNT the first thing they'd do, so...
Happy birthday man!
+LilDeuceDeuce thank you friend!!
at one point in the game GLaDOS says:" do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially" that happened when it poured the coffee just a little mistake to let you know
+Hoolopee music???
Ευχαριστώ
▶️
THE LEGEND VIDEO
GLADos: ha ha, let's test hoolopee? Hoolopee: ha ha Funny! GLADos: ...hm? Hoolopee: ... no! GLADos: yes(sound of GLADos pusching hoolopee into aperture...)
Now your peeing with portals.
I don't need.....I don't need it.......I definitely don't need it.......I don't need it.......... I NEED ITTTTTTT
ís fake
@@LiminalFox r/whoooosh
@@The.Penguin98 huh?
@@dre_k0 tf dude
@@dre_k0 k
That chuckle at the end sells it...
i would have bought this years ago if i knew it existed but i know that the portals were just 10/10 editing
0:56 That's some good aim.
But, like, what about when he's almost done?
@@SCP-jy6nb create a portal to stick your hand through and flush it
0:32 I was afraid that he will make lemonade
This video was my chilhood, PORTAL WAS MY CHILDHOOD
The Ending Made Me Wheeze My Heart Out!
If only this was real.. 😭
Maybe it will be real in the future.
@Aaron Khaizer he said "if only this was real" dumbass
@Aaron Khaizer you fucking idiot
Yeah
Aaron khaizer “If only”
Wow, your editing is fantastic
Which Editing?
+Second Gamer (TSG) Did you seriously think it was real? 0.o
+Second Gamer (TSG) Did you seriously think it was real? 0.o
+Eragon Lets Play Sure (No)
Lel double post bug
That little “Heh heh” at the end gives me life
2 of your uploads showed up on my recommendation back-to-back.. this one from 6 years ag and one from 4 days ago lol.
0:25 "do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially"
mosertron well it’s not submerged in liquid
@@abdoulaye9543 "Even partially"
this is probably the most well done portal thing on youtube ive seen. everyone else is like OOH LOOK AT MY PARTICLES AND MY LENS FLARES but they all have horribly motion tracked portals, and looking through them looks shitty, not to mention when something goes through them.
I know what I must do, all I need is a wall and the last one was almost reminiscent of it
Mini dual portal device... The best prank tool ever
0:57 let's all be honest. If we had portal devices, this is how we'd use them.
z f t (go back a letter on each letter)
Ye i would get my self gun powder and then drop it into my enemy if i had an portal
how does that go with the female tho........
@@thunderstriker176 that is true
@@thunderstriker176 idk idc
Fake. Can't have portals on wood.
@@masakre2lalune634 r/woooosh
@@masakre2lalune634 you're is stupid, that was a joke
R/whoosh
Jesus Christ calm down guys. He didn't get the joke. It happens.
Masakre2Lalune _ omg idiot
Good Animation Bro! i like it!
you broke the laws of physics this video was recommanded for me even though its 5 years old
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY !
Gokaides you want to buy a CAKE well IT'S A LIE
this is top tier editing
Interesting product from Aperture Science, gonna try this out soon.
now that i think about it, portals would be so useful
And also pretty dangerous
Imagine having your soup be slapped by a hand coming out of a wall then being sprayed in the eye by a lemon
When i watched this as a kid, i thought it was real
We need to invent the technology for it so I can can grab poptarts without leaving my room at 2:45 am
I love that little gun.
So good they sell it. Soo useful and harmless. I'm going to buy it.
0:38 best prank ever
The laugh at the end was the best
When the cereal and the milk scattered everywhere, *_i felt that_*
Didn't know they added non moon rock function neat
False, the portals can only be placed in conversion gel
ah, yes
I like to think that outside aputure portals can be placed anywhere and the black surfaces where specifically built to not be portalable
Anything with lunar rock dust in/on it
@@MasterGamer-kz1dj Agreed!
@@MasterGamer-kz1dj this is a certified 10000 IQ moment
That last one can quickly turn into something else... 😂
0:58 Bro peeing with portals💀
more of those portals
Ok, I was half expecting that last one to be something kinda different lmao 😂
that is the old version, you need to get the new one that just came out, that one as no safety. The new one can not be turn off if a living thing is between the portal... would not want to loose a hang.... The new one is so much safer.
+Gerald Dias Hand*
waiting for preorder
i love these kinda videos
This is so incredibly well done
thanks!
Hoolopee it was very good well done and from me
@@cruzgavin it's just editing
@@cruzgavin real
BTW I love the editing! 10/10
Now that's a portal gun It shoots It works and the sound is ligit also the color are perfect
"Do not submerge the device in water, even partially." 0:25