MOST EMBARRASSING English Mistakes! (Not for Kids!)
Don't make these English mistakes!
To fist: - 1:05
Embarrassed / Embarazado - 2:17
Tits / Teeth (Pronunciation) - 3:01
Cock / Coke (Pronunciation) - 3:47
Bitch / Beach (Pronunciation) - 4:46
"I could eat you!" - 7:43
"To suck!" - 8:30
"To be hot" - 9:27
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"He tried to steal from me so I fisted him" Better not mess with this guy
If he was good looking, why not? 😁
@@thoughtfortheday7811 Haha good point :D You are still recommended to be careful though
LOL I woke up my parents haha
LOL
😂😂😂
“Is your boyfriend hot? Doubt it!” 😂😂😂
Pann Thitsar 😆 😂😂🤣
Yep that was really funny!
best part 😂😂
Yesterday I friend of mine tried to offer a bike ride to a guy and instead of saying "I can give you a ride" he said: "I can ride you!"
😂😂😂😂
LOL 😂😂😂
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I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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"He stole my money so I fisted him" "Haha do you mean punch?" "No" :|
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LMAO
Kinky.
a student of mine once said I love to eat crap instead of crab . . .
Well, I Know some people...
lol!
I’m also an English teacher, and one time in a 1:1 class with a pretty serious adult student I asked him what he did during the weekend His response: “I ate out my girlfriend” 😆😆😆😆 Forgetting to add “with” gives the sentence a VERY different meaning Aly is right. Google is your friend. 👍🏼
hahahaha oh man that is so funny!
😂😂😂
What if he meant to say it that way
Emre Eren he was a pretty generous guy, he probably did both 🔥
Maybe he did want to say I ate out my girlfriend.
I was once visiting someone's house in the US and when they were showing me the exteriors, I made a compliment about their 'lovely graveyard'... Sure I was meaning their backyard... Shit happens
José María Picón who knows man 😂
Hahaha 😂 they must be speechless after ur "compliment".
We went mountain climbing and our guide said “you go first so if you fall I can take you from behind”.
I never understood what the correct way to say that is... Hhaha
@@linos22 To avoid misunderstandings, I'd say "catch" instead of "take", btw, I'm not native English speaker.
You're the best teacher on the internet, thank you so much
True
Agree
I agree 👌🏽👏🏽😍
Agree !
Gemma Amato absolutely
In a job interview I was explaining that I done a lot of automation in my previous work, then I said that the objective was to reduce the hand jobs! Hahaahhaha! P.s. I was hired :)
Haha nice one!
Hahahahahaa X'D
Ahhahahahaa winner hahahaha
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😂😂😂
teacher: Anna, you haven't done your homework. why? my classmate: I tried hardly... teacher: I see
Haha
What is the correct situation? Please
I tried hard because I tried hardly means that I barely tried or I did almost nothing at all.
I see. Thanks 🌹
Lol 😄
My friend and I were discussing medicine when she said "I'm allergic to PENIS"... Then she awkwardly finished "-ILLIN". Even if you're not sure about the stress or pronunciation, don't just stop in the middle of the word! 😅🙈
That actually is pronounced peenus.
May be she was🤣🤣🤣
@@jochuba 😂
Hahaha that happened to me too! A girl said, "My husband loves going to 5 Guys because he likes to eat the free pennis (peanuts)" we knew what she meant but we couldn't help to laugh and she was confused. Then her husband explained it to her and she started laughing too. 😂😂
On a ferry to Ireland: "How long lasts this 'fahrt'?" ( in german "Fahrt" means trip, ride or journey.) My boyfriend almost got in a fight because of that.😂😂😂
OMG this is the best one!! 😂
In Polish we have a Word "fart" and it means something like luck
Agata Wojciechowska Fart is informal word for luck in Russian too.
😂😂😂
Embarazada (spanish) = pregnant Embaraçado (brazilian portuguese) = entangled, messy, confusing Embaraçoso (also brazilian portuguese) = embarassing
In Spanish “molestar” means bother, so it’s a common mistake to say “don’t molest me”
One time when I was talking with one guy about the weather (it was raining in the morning, I was outside and I didn't have a rain coat) I said "This morning was really bad! I was so wet". I'll never forget his face and laugh :)
Make it clear to me
@@kareemalizai8835 Think in sexual meaning.
PSA: in some cases, google is most definitely NOT your friend.
Totally agree
Try urban dictionary hah, they have most slang words there
Or Cambridge dictionary 👍
Honestly I just tell my students to use "sea" rather than "beach" because ONE CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE
Thanks!!!
Man in Spanish you say "Embarazada" in the feminine because men do not get pregnant
@Turtle TV the term we use for animals is preñada/preñado in the case of males instead of "embarazada". Therefore, the term "embarazado" is not correct.
Is there the word "juica" in Spanish which means "deaf" in English?
Ummm clearly you haven't seen the amazing 1994 Arnold Schwarzenegger epic movie "Junior" 🙄
Learn English with Papa Teach Me Of course i saw! but I could not miss the chance to correct my English teacher! 😂😂😂
😂😂 ❤️
I remember a student who in a final exam said: "I went on holiday last summer and took a lot of photos of beautiful bitches".
I laughed out so loud when you said 'I fisted him' lol Ok, I literally laughed through the whole video lol Nice job mate!
haha, me too! :)))
I'm French, having issues with the h and sometimes putting some where I shouldn't. The funniest mistake I made was this one : I was outside with my boyfriend and there was a really light wind. Instead of saying "it's airy", I said "it's hairy". He laughed a lot 😂
It's raining hair 😂 j'adore
Well, this reminded me how 1 year ago I, instead of pronouncing "hour" as "/aʊə/" I pronounced that like "/haʊə/" because I thought there was some difference from "our" 😂
When I was in England I said " I am coming" and everybody laughted at me
Why!?
@@kareemalizai8835 😂😂😂
@@kareemalizai8835 The verb 'come' has a great number of meanings. One of them is 'to have an orgasm'. There's a joke: A man meets a friend of his and sees that he has only one leg. - Oh no! What's happened to you, mate? - Well, I was making love to my girlfriend on the railway. I was coming, she was coming, and the train was coming. And none could stop.
I'm always afraid of saying "sheet" 😂. I end up saying sheeeeeet, but it probably sounds like your biiiiitch 🤣
Same sheeet😁
''you better have sheet on your bed''! :)
I have the same pblm... I am using " bed cover" instead of "sheet".. 😁😁
@@chathuherath5583 That's a smart solution, i think i will steal it xD. Thank you :)
@@brusch1553 really appriciate.. 😜😜
I'm French and for example, English speaking people always say "Je suis excité" (I'm horny) whereas they're trying to say "I'm excited" (j'ai hâte)... Ahhh false friends...Always make my day XD
It works the same way in Spanish: “(Yo) estoy excitado” actually means “I'm horny”, instead of “I'm excited” which would be something along the lines of “estoy emocionado/entusiasmado.” >.
Omg. I have always said *je suis excitée*. That is embarrassing!
@@wem3121 LMFAO
Leandro Ariel in Italian the same for “eccitato” 🙋♂️
In italian it has both meanings, but we rarely use it as "excited" to avoid jokes/misunderstandings, you know... but, technically, it means both, just be careful with the context c':
A colleague wanted to say "focus" during a presentation at work. But she really said something like FY.
Google Translator translates 'I fisted him' the same as 'I punched him'))) Ali you've got to teach this bad guy!
Google translate is not a good translator app. It doesn’t know the difference between formal and informal language and it gets the sentence structure wrong.
The other day I said coffin instead of cushion (still wrong cause it was a pillow xD), so the dialogue turned out like this: +Good morning, Irene. Did you sleep well? -Yeah, the coffin was super comfortable. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 PS: in Spanish cushion is "cojín", sounds similar to coffin (kind of 😅)
El cajón estuvo muy cómodo 😂
"I need some water, I'm so dry!"😂
🤣😂naughty
😂naughty
Omg...... : O
Would anybody like to make it clear for me?🤔
I can't pronounce the word "can't" in British accent... It's always sounds like another thing 😫🤐
Oh, you shouldn't. This is the same as a situation with 'bitch' and 'beach'. 'Can't' pronounces with a long [a:], but your word pronounces with a short [a]
+1
Haha i feel you, it sounds like you are saying 'cunt' xD omg
Thanks@@mariakharkovets1820for the tips!! To be honest.... to avoid embarassing situations, I don't say "can't" anymore, instead I use "can not" 😅
But bristish "can't" is easier to pronounce than american "can't". The american one just heard as similar as "can" :(
One of my students once told me how much he liked “bitches” while we were talking about fruits (he meant peaches) the whole class bursted into laughter after a minute of awkward silence and he was sitting there like (what’s so funny?) 😂😂
He was probably from Egypt or some other Arabic country because they don't use the letter 'p'. One of my Egyptian friends always says 'beoble think ...'
Sandra Carli oh yeah haha Syrian actually Most of us Arabic speakers make this mistake My students drive me insane No matter how many times I correct them and teach them the sound p they insist on pronouncing it as b 🤣
Marry me 😭😭🙏
@@sandracarli1110 hhhhhh not all the Arabic people
@@saraslh5166 Maybe. ;)
I loooooove your classess, they are fun and informative . Thanks 😍
Saying: I'm a wiener, instead of I'm a winner. Once my colleague, who is non native English speaker, upon getting his car fixed told us that he needed to pay at the mechanic £100 for parts and £150 for hand job. Our English colleagues politely explained to him that hand job means something different, and the word he was looking after was actually 'labour'.
what if he really means hand job?
@@pierreuntel1970 It means to give someone else pleasure (sexually) with your hand. It is like masturbation if done to someone else (used if the receiver of the act is male).
Probably your friend speaks Spanish because we say mano de obra. ...
@@aguilarcast We say the same in Italian as well "Manodopera"... He is probably a speaker of a romantic language.
@@aguilarcast Indeed. He's Spanish.
My English teacher: What else can we do to save water? Me: Turn off the tap when you use a SOUP.
I started watching your videos some years ago and I understood them but I had some trouble with pronunciation and all that. Today, as a third year student of English (I'm studying to become a teacher) I can say that I understood this video entirely, even when you talked about the glottal stop, and I could easily perceive the difference in the pronunciation of different sounds. So thank you, this is amazingly helpful!
The best intro I have ever seen! Bravo!
A few years ago I studied English and German at the same time. Sometimes I came to English class right after German. Once our teacher John from the US asked to name synonyms to the word "overweight". And of course the German word "Di..k" came to my mind, which means "fat" in German. I said it loud and clear! John froze, stared at me, and couldn't say anything. My thoughts were like: "perhaps, I said it not clearly". And repeated, louder. I don't know how many times I would have said it again if the guy sitting next to me hadn't whispered Russian translation.
😂😂😂
What's the english translation?
😂😂😂
Russians always say “I feel myself good” 🤦🏼♀️ instead of “I feel good”
OH MY GOD YES! I forgot about this one! 🤘😂
Because that's how russians say it in russian, yep.
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Not always and not everyone )))
I never say
As a language teacher, I have struggled with teaching this kind of stuff; and I have to admit as a non native English speaker, I have also goofed up a certain number of times! I had such a great laugh 😄 when you were talking about them. It made my day! Thank you Papa
As always it is a perfect and really useful video! love you, Aly 💕
can't, count and c***nt. i.e. "You can't count you c***t." :) Greetings from Poland
🤣😂🤣😂 really enjoyed the full video and most importantly I learned so much!!... Thanks a lot Aly, you're my favourite teacher in the world!!! Cheers! 🤘🤘
It is great that you already added English subtitles!!!!
One more thing, I just adore how you don't cross certain limits: "Google is your friend!". That's super duper admiring. Loved it.
I could eat you - in Polish: do schrupania. The same meaning :)
Hahaha, how long have you been learning English?
I've been looking for this. Thank you so much ally. I learn a lot from your videos.
*I have looked for this.*
@@planshet2549 thank you
I have a lot of fun watching your lessons! Great job as usual. Thanks.
Dear Aly, thanks for this amazing lesson. I want to tell my own experience. When I stayed in England back in 1995 to study English, I lived with some other English flat mates, and I don t remember what one of them was speaking about, but she said: LOVERS TIFF. And I spontaneously replied: What did you say? LOVE IS STIFF???? And i remember She couldn t stop giggling!😀 I knew I must have put my foot in it! Because I knew what "STIFF" means. But I didn t care! I started to laugh too!😀
Fun and clear! Funnier when you use the long blond hair 😄. Thank you Aly :)
In Brazil, embarrassed is "embaraçado". Very similar, both with same meaning.
In Spanish means "pregnant"😂😂
Na verdade a palavra "embarrassed" seria traduzida como "envergonhado". Cuidado com as confusões. A palavra é parecida mas o jeito que a gente usa no português não é igual. Acho que teria uma tradução parecida se fosse no caso de uma frase assim " It was embarrassing" que ficaria "Isso foi embaraçoso". Acho que entendeu o que eu quis falar Kkkk A gente não usa " eu estou embaraçado".
Em certas regiões sim
@@jalexsilva8162 Esse ak com certeza é do Acre... 😂😂😂😂😂
@@mag7585 Obrigada
Thanks for always teaching patiently
Good lesson thank you !
In Russian we commonly say “I feel myself well today”, which basically means that a person’s mood is great and there’s definitely nothing sexual 😂🤦🏼♀️ But when Russians translate that into English, it becomes sooo embarrassing
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Mate, I would like to thank you for all your free given lessons. You are a such of a good guy and really help full. I remember back on the day, I couldn't understand a single word that you were saying( this was around 2.3 years ago ) and now with your videos I just have been improving every single day a little bit. I'm living in Liverpool at the moment, although I would love to meet you in person and have a nice chat. You are amazing fella. Thank you once more
When in England I once didn't make it on time to an appointment and then I told my university classmate I got laid because I missed the bus. Somehow we then got into a loop conversation with me trying to explain that I sometimes got laid on foot as well. My classmate had such a good laugh! Now, if I ever miss any mean of transport... I am simply late. lol
Hi There, Thirty years ago, I flew to Canada and I didn't know any words of English at all. At that era, smoking was allowed into the plane. I wanted To smoke but I forgot my lighter. Then, I ask this question to the guy next to me : please, have you fire? (because I am French and when French need light a cigarette , we ask for "fire" In order to light it, not "light " as English do. The guy laughed his head off....
Brigitte saint-pé excusez moi, avez vous du feu s’il vous plaît?
@@RedPandas3111 🙂 Sorry, I haven't got any. I stopped smoking five years ago.
I've heard this one a lot from French speakers. 😊
Brigitte saint-pé we say the same thing in Spanish, specially when we talk to friends and family. “Tienes fuego?”
As a teacher I made a terrible mistake, I told my teens to group in threesomes. 🤣🤣🤣 I thought that word also applied to groups of three
JAJAJAJAJA
@@cuiperindy2120 lol 😅😅😅
Jorge Villavicencio R. That is so embarrassing to hear. Especially if the teacher is older. One time at school we had a substitute and he asked a group if they were a threesome all of us were stunned and were so embarrassed to rebut him to tell him that that was not correct grammar in that sense.
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@@NekomiSon So, what is the other way to say that then?
Best teacher ever! I ust love your videos. you are the best Aly. I conratulate you for that.
I love your videos! Helpful!
Would't have been a problem with an Englishman but unfortunately I once asked an American if he could lend me his rubber .....
Hahah he wouldn't want it back, surely
@@papateachme 😂
I'm french and I also learned "rubber" instead of "eraser" until I started working abroad with native speakers...
susanne fuehrlinger yes, please don’t use that in America.
I didn't get it🤔
In a press conference, one well known Japanese football player tried to say, “That’s a fact.” but ended up sounding “That’s fucked!” because of his pronunciation and the dropped article “a”... Anyway thanks for the great video Aly!
Which player?
Excellent as usual!! Thanks 😊
Cool! I've probably made this kind of mistake in the past! 😂 Thanks Ally!
Hi from Turkey👋 Your examples are great👍👍 You are the perfect English teacher on the world👌
Haha perfect? DOUBT IT! 😂😂❤️
Your examples are the best 😆😆👌👌
... Y cómo comparas con el español 😆
Once my friend wanted to describe himself during our english lesson and said that he was "high". The teacher just looked at her watch and replied with "Well, rather odd thing to say before 9 a.m." He obviously meant "tall". (In polish we have "wysoko" for high and "wysoki" for tall (male). Really easy to make a mistake while trying to translate everything in your head.)
Wow!! I haven't lived in the UK since I was 15 (and you won't want to know how many years ago that was) but the language is in continuous development and you have opened my eyes to a couple of expressions I did not know (how embarrassing for a native English teacher). By the way, some students of mine brushed shoulders in the Tube with you and were so excited when they realised who you were but by that time you were gone. Thanks for your great and amusing videos!!
“Google is Your Friend” with that expression 👏🏽😅
"You're lovely, but..." And they don't finish the sentence.
I love this video!!xoxo His explanation for every situation is so funny! Thank you for the useful lesson.
To be honest I began to watch your videos like 2 weeks ago and they really have helped me with some mistakes that I had, thank you for your information!
That's awesome :)
Similar things happen with Spanish. Please don't say "qué caliente estoy" when you want to say "It is so hot". Don't say that!
And in Argentina "no se coge el autobus". Apparently, though this is ok in Spain, in Argentina it means to be "intimate" with the bus. 😂
@@thoughtfortheday7811 may be it's a nice and gorgeous bus, hahaha
@@joseluisgalan9238 lol, indeed, very much so! 😂
@@thoughtfortheday7811 un placer señorita , a pleasure miss unknown
You say ¡hace calor!
A friend asked „can you please this guy for a pen? I am too shy” instead of „ask this guy”
Haaaaahhhh!!!!
Man, I understood it all! Congratulation, native english is the hardest. You have born to do it, Thanks!
I enjoy your videos a lot. Thank you so much.
One thing I often hear is people mispronouncing food and foot Question : I don't get how I can say beach without my tongue hitting anything. I can't to the "ch" sound, or it would sound more like a "sh" (beash). Can anyone explain it to me please?
Your videos are helping me a lot!!!🤓
Whoop whoop! 🤘😁
LOL what a such of English class! Thank you for it. I appreciated a lot!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
As a Greek it was really easy to understand pronouncing sounds; θ and ω. Thank you Aly
First of all, I Love your content! So I was telling my friends a recipe and I told them that one of the ingredients was cumin, and the dirty minded lot laughed, you can imagine why. I am not native but after 5 years in the UK there are still a few words that I can’t just pronounce correctly, but hey, if they lead to a good laugh, who am I to correct it? 😂😂
sorry idgi, whats the other word that have similiar sound to cumin?
Here is the winning one. Mistaking at a restaurant Scrambled eggs for breakfas for scratched eggs. Unfortunately, long time after the travel ended we discovered why that weird faces we took from the waiter and waitress... jmmm. - several restaurants. Same breakfast - same "that look from them".... lol Real story here. LOL it's so funny now!
Great video!! ❤ I love this channel! Could you say something about British humour or about vocabulary how to say that someone is not normal (something like "are you silly?") ❤️
Oh my god! I loved this video. Thank you Aly, you are the best teacher ever. 💜
I fisted him 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I died. As a native English speaker I can tell you this is a much needed lesson 🤣
Where I came from, we say 'fat" to someone as a compliment and they become happy when they hear it. When I said that to my American friend, she started crying. That's when I started learning about other cultures.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Where are u from?
Really? Where are you from?
Thanks Aly for awesome and really useful video! ❤ I didn't make that mistakes, but in very beginning of my English practice I was confuse two words and when one guy asked me why I don't play guitar I answered "because nobody TOUCH me"😲🤣🤣🤣 but this really embarrassing situation started a big friendship😉 Also I used to flirt with him with a little pause in common English phrase " Do you want me... to 'do something'?" Still can't used that this phrase sounds ok🤣🤣🤣
This video is great, thank you!!
Oh my words! That was so funny, and yet another good Phonetic lesson! Love from France xxx
I 'd rather prefer say: seashore, coast, bath in the ocean, . . . Greetings, Thanks Sir
hahahaha... Perfect! lol....
Thanks Claudia!
@@mariaflorenciaalvarez1926 Thank you 🌸
Thank you so much indeed 👌🏾
I love your classes!
Lol that's so true! If a baby or an animal is cute, we(mostly older ones) say "Ay ne kadar tatlısın, yerim seni!" in Turkish. It means that "you are so cute, I eat you!"
How do you ask someone to join each other’s fists without saying “fist me!”??
"fist bump!" 😂
You are the best teacher I have ever come across.
Amazing video! Thank you!
I don't know if this is embarrassed mistake, but I didn't know how to pronounce squirrel and I described it by "rats from the parks"
You might become so shocked with my english pronunciation! doubt it!
This is the best video I‘ve ever seen!!!
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