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some people are saying the “follows you” is part of the video that the tips account put on to trick people. it’s not, you can see how it’s not there when I show the video later. it was a glitch!
@EddyBurback2 жыл бұрын
Fun vid, can't wait for the next
@dreamman55882 жыл бұрын
You have spoken the name elden ring… ELDEN LORD you are BEHOLDEN TO, a build video and or death compilation. THE CHOICE IS YOURS TARNISHED… so you don’t really have to do this.
@ilikecookies2302 жыл бұрын
Algorithm probably enables this "glitch" to get you to click on new accounts
@jeremyf11022 жыл бұрын
Okay ebby doordash appreciate it, love the vids.
@snickrsaddict60972 жыл бұрын
UWU
@milktea66762 жыл бұрын
fuck. I should have known that awesome logo was too good to be true
@drewisgooden2 жыл бұрын
hi drew
@KathleenAhenda2 жыл бұрын
Gotcha dumbo!
@jamesg2522 жыл бұрын
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo.
@israeljohnson53362 жыл бұрын
don't worry, you'll still always be youtube's unofficial life hack nark ❤
@christinaiverson20092 жыл бұрын
It's too late now, as you can quite clearly see at the end of the video, eddy states that yes filing for divorce, he's cut ties with his girlfriend and your all he has leff
@devoutmordexfollower52892 жыл бұрын
I think I can clarify the lazy cancer comment! This is the line that made me completely sure this was translated from Chinese-a common internet phrase is 懒癌晚期, which literally translates to “late-stage lazy cancer”, and it’s literally just used self-deprecatingly to say that you’re a lazy person. I don’t know why they attempted to translate this, but content farms like this…nobody understands them, man. Chinese people clown on them too even when it’s in Chinese.
@ctenophored78832 жыл бұрын
Can you explain what Bill Gates's wife has to do with it?
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87212 жыл бұрын
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 completely lost on that one, sorry dude. Content farms are way beyond our understanding at this point, even in Chinese. My best guess is it’s one of those “getting you to comment” tactics, like bringing up your dad’s tires or harvard graduates or stuff like that.
@ctenophored78832 жыл бұрын
ooooo thank you for explaining!!
@semicolon.advocate2 жыл бұрын
Oh, so like terminally lazy?? (like terminally ill or terminally online)
@pierregikh2 жыл бұрын
i now want to use the the excuse of "late stage lazy cancer" if i keep procrastinating on something. may i actually be doing something more productive and beneficial to me? yes, but nobody else needs to know that.
@almundie65492 жыл бұрын
He seems like a cool KZheadr I sure hope he isn’t going to watch Morbius more than four times in the future
@roguewarrior64632 жыл бұрын
i have the worst news for you
@kavaler14712 жыл бұрын
He would never do that... his boyfriend is not going to be happy about this!
@kealabeam Жыл бұрын
It would also be a shame if he were to go to more than 17 rainforest cafes
@christineloader1835 Жыл бұрын
Or if he attempted to have bowled 2 perfect games in wii bowling
@Wellington-mu6xn Жыл бұрын
or order copious amounts of food from multiple ghost restaurants
@saspitite Жыл бұрын
"Hot in proximity but cold in your method" is basically a description of every decision I've ever made.
@ladybinicorn2800 Жыл бұрын
you're not that hot in proximity
@treebit10 ай бұрын
@@treebit rude
@ladybinicorn280010 ай бұрын
@@ladybinicorn2800 sorry, I thought that saying the opposite would be creepy. I'm sure you're hot, don't let anybody tell you otherwise
@treebit10 ай бұрын
My love life
@MyselftheElf4 ай бұрын
i can relate a lot.
@EllaNonimatoАй бұрын
Can't believe Eddy and Drew are legally boyfriends now. Good for them.
@ADreamerWithAPen2 жыл бұрын
Power couple
@GrubbsandWyrm2 жыл бұрын
They both cheat on their partners, as required by other channels. XD
@demetrian78562 жыл бұрын
Drew really fell off the deep end once Amanda went missing in Afghanistan....
@emmahansen48582 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/dp1_mdqxkIKYbK8/bejne.html
@kiteretsu72242 жыл бұрын
diversity win
@NovelNobody2 жыл бұрын
why would you need a chip clip just eat the entire bag in one sitting like a normal american
@Berd2 жыл бұрын
Who eats a whole bag? You don't eat 5?
@demetrian78562 жыл бұрын
Omg hi berd :)
@elbowsbuns18962 жыл бұрын
Makesome noise
@sexygarfield802 жыл бұрын
Just like it's rude for people to think you shouldn't eat a whole rotisserie chicken in your car, by yourself, in the parking lot of the grocery store from whence it came; besides you want to eat it while it's fresh! Besides, everyone knows serving sizes are way out of line and one chicken is really just a single serving.
@hblackburn55802 жыл бұрын
@@hblackburn5580 Your comment is so far removed from my experience of the world while somehow simultaneously being super relatable 😂 you painted a haunting picture with your words
@zenleeparadise2 жыл бұрын
11:55 "Remove the tires of Dad's car" I legit couldn't stop laughing. It's extremely difficult to take a tire off of ANYTHING without the right tools
@MisterFribble2 жыл бұрын
Also insanely difficult to just "cut" a tire in half.
@SilvrRazorFeather Жыл бұрын
@@SilvrRazorFeather Was just gonna say. With a chainsaw maybe
@CainXVIIАй бұрын
Fun fact: the term “vegetable” is purely a culinary term with no real scientific basis, therefore the fact that a tomato is a fruit does not exclude it from being a vegetable
@pprudencio1966 Жыл бұрын
This is a fact I am going to be repeating at parties for the rest of my life.
@curseyoujordanshow Жыл бұрын
Wait......so if vegetables aren't a thing....then what the fuck are carrots and lettuce and broccoli? They can't be fruit. So what are they?
@galactic85 Жыл бұрын
@@galactic85 carrots are roots, lettuce(s?) are leaves and broccolis are flowers (Botanically of course)
@ambrases7129 Жыл бұрын
@@ambrases7129 🤯
@tapchoke2363 Жыл бұрын
also because the term vegetable is purely culinary, it can be said that vegetables are a social construct !
@gh0st_kidd340 Жыл бұрын
Your girlfriend, Drew, dad, husband, and Bill Gates are going to be so mad when they see the mess you made in the kitchen. The 800 year old Harvard graduates will be pretty peeved too.
@RobinGraves2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't Drew have at least 3 dads, and Joe Biden? For some reason I just thought of it reading your comment.
@kealabeam Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the son
@TheGentlemanDuelist Жыл бұрын
And the wife!
@theautisticartist9370 Жыл бұрын
If only the students at Euphoria high school had the chip clip. If their chips had retained the airy crunch they desire, maybe they wouldn't resort to such awful vices as narcotics. Something to think about
@ashleylunette21872 жыл бұрын
Very insightful.
@heavenly2k2 жыл бұрын
Can confirm that stale chips started my teenage drug addiction. Thank God a church gave me some a year ago and 8 years in i was able to clip my chips and be born again.
@DumpsterFairy973 ай бұрын
As a jacket-wearing chip-clipper, this video really makes me feel seen. Thanks Eddy!
@abbycantrell1369 Жыл бұрын
same
@eddievanrijs7584 Жыл бұрын
I’m so angry that Eddy showed the egg on the printer hack, but didn’t bother to check and see if it works. He intentionally edited that in, so I know he knows it exists. I need to know what’s the best way to send an egg to my mommy
@DelgadilloEnt Жыл бұрын
Did it work?
@username515528 күн бұрын
So those are just cured egg yolks. They are meant to be grated over pasta or a salad or something as a garnish. I'm sure Eddy knew that, but I figured some people might not know that.
@Jhonka88072 жыл бұрын
Gimme back my profile pic
@patrickhodson87152 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that sounds great. I want to try that.
@DriscolDevil2 жыл бұрын
How do you cure an egg yolk?
@FukaiKokoro2 жыл бұрын
@@FukaiKokoro salt.
@DriscolDevil2 жыл бұрын
@@FukaiKokoro It's a salt and sugar mixture that cures the yolk.
@kelleyg48942 жыл бұрын
so happy to see that drew can move on after Amanda was lost in Afghanistan, many happy wishes for the new burback-gonzalez couple
@rise27672 жыл бұрын
Burzalez
@GrubbsandWyrm2 жыл бұрын
@@GrubbsandWyrm gonback
@demetrian78562 жыл бұрын
@@demetrian7856 Baby gonback
@RRB992 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/dp1_mdqxkIKYbK8/bejne.html
@kiteretsu72242 жыл бұрын
Lol did Drew keep Danny's last name after Danny died/or they divorced? :P
@KateMaureen142 жыл бұрын
"You must not know the egg trick." They're right, for it is ancient knowledge from the elder gods. No mere mortal brain can handle it.
@daleharden1749 Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen the juice box “life hack” a few times over the years, and I think it’s usually meant for young kids so they don’t squeeze the juice out everywhere, not really for adults who have more developed fine motor control.
@meredithmitchell89218 ай бұрын
Common misconception! It's to give the juice box fins, making it more aerodynamic and aiding with steering.
@None-Trick_Pony21 күн бұрын
Yeah, I don't think the straw really has anything to do with it. They just removed it for face-splashing scene so it was easier to squeeze the juice directly on her face. (Bluh, that sentence)
@proxyclams10 күн бұрын
@@proxyclamsThey did not remove the straw. The straw is what is directing the squirt in that straight line onto her face at 14:23 Without the straw it burbles out irregularly, like it does for him at 14:36
@Spearca6 күн бұрын
don't worry eddy, i'm sure your girlfriend and boyfriend and wife will all forgive you instantly once they see what a great video you made this week! this'll blow right over, pal
@vilma202 жыл бұрын
What did he do?
@robertelliott40262 жыл бұрын
and the kid
@Fyrebawl2 жыл бұрын
But what about his son??
@Natalie-1012 жыл бұрын
@@robertelliott4026 cheated on all of them with each other :(
@caremiccats2 жыл бұрын
Don't firget about the fiance
@mr.cowell60252 жыл бұрын
Happy to see Eddy is getting his allotted amount of daily tummy time. He’s going to grow to be such a strong healthy boy with a perfectly round head.
@spa-peggymeatballs48612 жыл бұрын
And no bald spots 😌
@_Kuma_2 жыл бұрын
@@_Kuma_ and no bald spots 🙌🏼
@spa-peggymeatballs48612 жыл бұрын
I’m breaking down because of this comment
@griffithposgay792 Жыл бұрын
His head is nothing compared to Karls don't start round head wars you can't finish pal.
@lillegoman Жыл бұрын
I just cackled at this
@mr.duck1248 Жыл бұрын
I’ve had to pause 6 times because I’m crying laughing. Congrats on the new wife and BF. Good luck with dad.
@OnEdEcKhk Жыл бұрын
Eddy has a son, wife, girlfriend, married to bill gates, and boyfriend just to do these hacks, true dedication to the hacks.
@quacker8538 Жыл бұрын
I was really impressed that you managed to sit so quietly and still for 20 minutes. Then I realized I had the video paused. The video was pretty good anyways, Eddy. Keep up the good work!
@Peter-sn2wg2 жыл бұрын
Such dedication to Eddy! Truly remarkable!
@rainbowscarface24962 жыл бұрын
Every time you pause a YT video, the actual creator can no longer move their physical form. It's a complicated law of internet science.
@ZijnShayatanica2 жыл бұрын
You’re a JOKE MASTER!
@alex.g73172 жыл бұрын
@@ZijnShayatanica I believe it. I read it right here on the internet (world wide web) :)
@Wegger13242 жыл бұрын
ok
@truongtran-sl6rh2 жыл бұрын
eddy this video is so good, got me straight giggling, chuckling, and snickering, i hope things go well with your dad, girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, and son. I was not involved in the mysterious disappearance of my ex wife in 1967
@bigmanepic46532 жыл бұрын
schlatt and eddy community crossover
@leelu27532 жыл бұрын
It’s good to hear that you’re not involved in the mysterious disappearance of your ex wife in 1967 dude, I was worried.
@hobistinyheartbag2 жыл бұрын
@@hobistinyheartbag same
@Dr.ZoidbergPhD2 жыл бұрын
As your wife's sister, I am very relieved to hear that you were not involved in her disappearance in 1967. The stupid cops said that your finger prints were all over the evidences in question, but I am sure that they are just lying 👍
@_soupy_cat_ Жыл бұрын
It's true. I was the wife
@NaschAzure Жыл бұрын
"is there a cancer for being lazy? uh oh......" same eddy. Same.
@hmills Жыл бұрын
Salt/sugar preserved egg yolks are amazing and used as a seasoning or a topping like grating parmesan cheese. You brush the salt off once they have dried and grate them onto food. I used to preserve mine in smoked salt to give it more flavour. It's rly good, I know it sounds silly and weird but I promise it's good!
@ComradeBlinkyUwu Жыл бұрын
Cook the eggs. Crack the peel of the eggs. Put them into very salty water and add cool flavours. It tasts amazing.
@martinb218713 күн бұрын
The "egg trick" is just how to make cured egg yolks with a few steps taken out. Usually people cure egg yolks in salt and sugar for several days and then bake them to draw out excess moisture, and then they grate them on pastas and what have you. You don't eat them whole, and I think if they weren't fresh they'd go bad pretty quick if you didn't dry them out further in the oven
@nick37902 жыл бұрын
Yea, it's an actual dish. Usually grated on pasta, or in a lot of Asian cuisine, consumed with porridge or tofu...
@sedumzz3289 Жыл бұрын
I was looking for a comment that said this to see if I should post my own
@weeping_willow7163 Жыл бұрын
@@weeping_willow7163 samez
@bartkicktown Жыл бұрын
Dont you love when craft accounts take an existing cuisine and pass it off as a hack
@tubthungusbychumbungus10 ай бұрын
You can dry them in a food dehydrator if you don't have an oven.
@KevinFeeley_KHF10 ай бұрын
run the eggs over some cold water first, then you grate them onto things. They're basically just another way of garnishing or seasoning food and can actually be insanely good when you do it correctly
@rjhstuffs2 жыл бұрын
Cured egg yolks are top tier on top of carbonara
@timothypickarski52342 жыл бұрын
I'm actually really curious, what kinds of food are they good with? Also did he pretty much do it right or was there something he did wrong?
@aarosslol52982 жыл бұрын
@@aarosslol5298 nah he got it mostly right, but you just don't eat em straight up. Grate em onto pasta, soups, stir fry, buttered bread, rice, scrambled eggs, really anything you want
@rjhstuffs2 жыл бұрын
Was hoping to see a comment like this in the top. Just so that people (and maybe even Eddy) give it another shot and dont shy away from something delicious 😉Even without a boyfriend to help 😆
@SandraNLN2 жыл бұрын
Brad from Bon Appétit made them. If I remember, he tried a few different kinds and liked duck best
@AndromedaD2 жыл бұрын
3:00 I'm very passionate about this, so I have to mention it at least once when brought up; Vegetable is a cultural term used to describe plant matter we cook (not season, which are seasonings or spices) Fruit is a scientific term used to describe the part of a plant that starts from a flower and contains seeds They are not mutually exclusive, so it is entirely possible for something to be both, like a tomato
@Kei-ye8if Жыл бұрын
Although in Sweden it is not uncommon to cook apples and I wouldn't consider apples vegetables... I guess there are exceptions
@CainXVIIАй бұрын
If you're speaking of culinary fruits, you should speak of culinary fruits, not botanical.
@Spearca6 күн бұрын
At 18:52 the best quote: “You are hot in proximity, but cold in your method.”
@fisheye425 ай бұрын
The flaps on the sides of the juice box trick is really good for kids or people who struggle with gross motor skills so they grip the juice box too hard and spill it, idk why they would advertise it as a tip for everyone tho lol
@levinyman87902 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think eddy might not have gotten that that tip was about the flaps and not the straw lol, that would have saved me so many spills as a kid
@noellburnett56972 жыл бұрын
@@noellburnett5697 Yep, he tried the trick without the straw so I think that's how he interpreted it. I feel like he would get it if he didn't misunderstand.
@demetrian78562 жыл бұрын
this is more with infomercials than it is with weird life hack channels, but tricks and/or products that help people with mobility issues are often broadcast as mainstream tools bc the disabled market isn’t really big enough/is too diverse in terms of individual needs for many products and ideas to get traction, so they need abled people buying and looking at the things as well. they get where they need to go in the end - my aunt has severe neuropathic pain among other things and she’s basically an encyclopedia of every actually useful tiktok life hack & as seen on TV product at this point
@sidoniegabrielle2692 жыл бұрын
@@sidoniegabrielle269 that’s absolutely true, I just feel like they could have shown it as being useful for kids or older people and it would’ve gotten more traction because in the context it was in it made it look silly
@levinyman87902 жыл бұрын
@@sidoniegabrielle269 problem is, people in the non-disabled market then see those products and call them stupid. And it’s not really their fault, because in the life of a non-disabled audience, a lot of those items kinda are stupid, but because they’re being advertised as for everybody they get hated on.
@geekmyths2 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh, oh gosh. I hope Eddy’s new wife, boyfriend, and son get along well with his girlfriend. 👍🙂
@max_the_mantis51732 жыл бұрын
Thank god he will never be married to Bill Gates. He has enough partners already!
@JamesM19942 жыл бұрын
testing out the juice box made me weep with laughter. you actually managed to one up their already spectacular "there MUST be a better way!" footage. fantastic
@__melinda___ Жыл бұрын
the salted egg yolk thing is actually really good! its a cured egg yolk and they are wonderful shaved over pasta, or if you put more sugar in the cure and some like powdered vanilla and cinnamon or cloves in the cure they can be good finely grated over icecream.
@David-qj1mr2 жыл бұрын
16:06 of course she wanted you to take it off. you were one step closer to learning the scarf tricks. she’s freaking out. you’ve got her right where you want her.
@dhopper5982 жыл бұрын
the "too many clothes at home?" bit has me in literal tears. "cut into 9,999 pieces." WHAT these life hacks are somehow more unhinged than troom troom
@tentinybees2 жыл бұрын
10:42 I hate to be a stickler, but it was actually OVER 9000!!
@laustinspacemusic Жыл бұрын
15:07 I just keep hearing SpongeBob and Patrick saying "firmly grasp it in your hand." 😂
@chelsuh614 Жыл бұрын
This channel 100% has to be a parody. Some of the "lost in translation" lines are so funny that I refuse to believe this is anything other than a joke. Also, "smart people put a plastic bag on their face"? That's actually comedy genius considering it's extremely dangerous to put a plastic bag on your head lmao. Unfortunately every time I drink a juice box I have to be in the shower since I've had to replace 3 carpets and 10 shirts already..
@gennielinara23562 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard some insane translations in my life as an ESL teacher in China, so what did it for me was the specific mention of ruining dad’s things for questionably useful crafts. lol
@WMDistraction2 жыл бұрын
The get your boyfriend to help stuff is perfect. I agree with you, I'm 100% sure it's satire
@Connor-hl4fc2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this is actually comedic brilliance!
@masdawg2 жыл бұрын
While you're probably right about the captions being satire the videos are probably from 5-Minute-Crafts because i recognized one of the actresses as being from 5-Minute Crafts and 123 GO
@daldosbm Жыл бұрын
@@daldosbm Yeah, it seems like they have a big warehouse where they film these, it looks like little kiosks spread about and I'm sure more than one channel operates at a time, using the same 'hand models' as I like to call them. Channels like Five-Minute Crafts have caused the deaths and injuries of dozens of adults and children. I find it so odd that YT thinks someone talking about True Crime or using curse words is more important to remove or demonetize than dangerous content farms.
@RealBradMiller Жыл бұрын
The community college burn was real. During my time a few years ago class got canceled for a day because someone caught the student center on fire by toasting a toaster strudel multiple times. The pool table was damaged and never replaced, truly some of the darkest days of my education
@Speckadactyl2 жыл бұрын
"During my time" like it was prison
@jjju32 жыл бұрын
Was the community college Greendale?
@radekchrabota2 жыл бұрын
@@radekchrabota It definitely was troy
@beanaguts2 жыл бұрын
10:30 I almost peed laughing at this clip. 9999 pieces. Good lord.
@JessScreams4 ай бұрын
Chip clipper here.
@cozmothedog17422 жыл бұрын
To be perfectly honest the "egg trick" is legit. We do the same thing at the restaurant I work at, we just rinse the salt off and smoke the yolks before shaving it over food, it's quite good. It's sorta like using shaved parmesan or something. Just a PSA 😅
@brenek92 жыл бұрын
That’s cool
@schmeedorcocloa19862 жыл бұрын
yeahhh I was going to say. I'd imagine it would be better if you maybe mixed in some herbs as well instead of just sugar and salt
@mitchellclendening76822 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellclendening7682 yeah, we shave it on cesar salad, but you can do it on most anything that you'd want a strong egg flavor from. But the way the life hack video showed eddy is understandably not pleasant XD
@brenek92 жыл бұрын
Yes, cured yolk is great!
@TheSimplyCooking2 жыл бұрын
Wakanda blade and shaving cream you using for the yolks? Asking for me.
@Wegger13242 жыл бұрын
I love how Eddy just glazed over the video of someone cracking an egg into a photo copier like everything was okay
@zakcarroll12 жыл бұрын
He was right, everything was okay. 😁
@kealabeam Жыл бұрын
I honestly thought THAT was going to be the egg trick at first
@leahbobeaa Жыл бұрын
Dude was just feeding the copier
@blarghmoment1825 Жыл бұрын
14:02 could have been prevented with the melon seed bag smh 👎
@lordtachanka85 Жыл бұрын
Finally solved the mystery of all the dads who never came home from the milk store
@cameronrich2536 Жыл бұрын
your new son is so lucky to have you, your boyfriend, your girlfriend, and your wife watching out for him 💚
@Maarttii2 жыл бұрын
What about dad???
@AguilarSquared2 жыл бұрын
@@AguilarSquared dad left after the book thing
@mycologyqueer2 жыл бұрын
@@mycologyqueer how did he leave without his tires??
@Detrasystem2 жыл бұрын
@@Detrasystem on the rocking horse.
@mycologyqueer2 жыл бұрын
Somewhere a conservative republican is having a heart attack while reading Marti's comment
@moneymike55492 жыл бұрын
as a community we don't talk enough about what a hard worker Eddy Burback is
@omomos2 жыл бұрын
@Best 🅥 shut up i'd rather get rickrolled
@catpainter31652 жыл бұрын
Is
@LsuTigers-mb7td2 жыл бұрын
Because he admittedly is not
@Daniel_Martin982 жыл бұрын
no, as a community we talk about chip clips and tummy down, toes up time
@romancandel4892 жыл бұрын
Maybe we would if he posted regularly
@chrism452 жыл бұрын
Something about Eddy struggling with drinking a juice box was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
@strawhatsmanager2 жыл бұрын
15:36 guess i cant watch anymore
@its_thatguy2579 Жыл бұрын
Eddy you clearly have a drinking problem, never doubt the flaps
@RedRiotRoss2 жыл бұрын
Flap-lyfe!
@Dr.ZoidbergPhD2 жыл бұрын
what are u talking abt all real drinkers use flaps
@eddievanrijs7584 Жыл бұрын
I’m glad you took the extra step to get a boyfriend. It’s the attention to detail that really makes the channel great. Also your tiktok pose is very accurate.
@robineras4772 жыл бұрын
14:38 I wasn't aware Eddy was into water sports
@theoldbloodrebrum6881 Жыл бұрын
I COULD NOT HAVE IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN FIX A ZIPPER WITH A FORK!!!! IT'S GENIUS (so many wasted jackets...)
@kaylajane575110 ай бұрын
For cured egg yolks, it is best to gently rinse off the extra salt. You can grate them on top of pasta. They are used a lot in eastern cooking.
@paulbuehler85962 жыл бұрын
Listen dude, you're not Eddy's boyfriend so it's not your place to help him with this. Stay in your lane or get in the "I wanna date Eddy" line like the rest of us.
@mason8920 Жыл бұрын
@@mason8920 i've never been more happy to read a reply
@Pekoe.11 ай бұрын
theyre also used in chinese cooking, my mom makes salted eggs but shes usually uses the whole egg lul
@fwedlovesbwead11 ай бұрын
16:35 Hey! Fred Jones rocks the look, dont throw shade on his drip!
@cosmicblooper62642 жыл бұрын
“Many people who have lived for 800 years” already has me in tears
@edwinlevi66082 жыл бұрын
Can confirm the wife one. I forgot a gift and made my wife a shoelace choker for our anniversary. She absolutely loved it. Unrelated to this, I no longer have a wife.
@dilberthigh2 жыл бұрын
Eddy can change his entire persona based on the shirt he wears. Man's outfit went from New Jersey pizza shop worker to Florida computer nerd to Average Brit. Also he could absolutely rock a scarf, he just bought a gross short red one here. He just needs a nice long gray scarf with the lil frills on each end.
@ionian5252 жыл бұрын
15:00 "As seen on TV ad"
@bagnome Жыл бұрын
"You must not know the egg trick" sounds so fucking sinister to me, like she's warning me against learning forbidden, arcane egg lore that would drive me to madness
@Vanq221143 ай бұрын
The part where you tricked Drew into being your boyfriend was hilarious. It reminded me from that one episode of Nathan For You where he tricks someone into marrying him at a Chinese restaurant.
@TNTsquirrel2 жыл бұрын
6:18 actually, I will defend this life hack with my life because I use it whenever I eat popcorn and it's genuinely great because if you stick your hand in it'll get all buttery and gross, and I can almost never find a bowl the right size, and since you're not using a bowl at all, you have less dishes to do later
@kyliesouthwick59042 жыл бұрын
microwave popcorn I actually agree with you that’s great! microwave popcorn bags hold strong as hell
@EddyBurback2 жыл бұрын
hmmmm but have you considered… use a chip clip to eat the popcorn like awful chopsticks
@geekmyths2 жыл бұрын
just fold the top of the bag in. like rolling up a sleeve, but instead of folding out, you fold in, so the greasy salty part of the bag is folded away.
@abbreviatedalex24182 жыл бұрын
.....get a bowl dude, u said u can't find the right size, who cares if its too big and if its too small pour in popcorn twice
@thine.2 жыл бұрын
Mixing bowl
@anthonyjohnstone695 Жыл бұрын
I like how every time one of the most prolific geniuses of our time gets mentioned his most sited accomplishent is that gosh dang chair. Rightfully so though, it was a pretty sick jump.
@SGTsiete Жыл бұрын
6:40 incorrect. The best way to eat a bag of chips is to open it from the top, eat out of it, and don't stop till it's empty.
@GameTesterBootCamp Жыл бұрын
Eddy has been blessing us these last two days. Truly an Easter miracle
@user-nw5hf4np1b2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he's Jesus himself
@kelleyreeves9652 жыл бұрын
@@kelleyreeves965 nah he's better
@catpainter31652 жыл бұрын
Come to think of it, didn't he die earlier this month?
@taylifts2 жыл бұрын
he is risen
@majalis70102 жыл бұрын
hey what. did he post somewhere else
@huh13272 жыл бұрын
With salt cured eggs, after they’ve been sitting in the salt mixture, you’re supposed to wash them off, dehydrate them and then grate them onto things like pasta. They’re so delicious
@gabriellaberman2 жыл бұрын
This is my new favorite eddy video. I’ve been binge watching you and I love your stuff so much you’re so underrated
@pearlchains Жыл бұрын
Thank you for all the laughs! I really needed it! 😊
@magicivy2 ай бұрын
That egg hack is actually really good if you take it, throw it in a dehydrator after, and use it sparingly like a strong parmesan or salt/pepper. Grind it on the same way you would parmesan cheese.
@petermattboi2 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if you're kidding
@BobbySacamano2 жыл бұрын
@@BobbySacamano google cured egg yolks
@TheWetCatFish2 жыл бұрын
@@BobbySacamano cured yolks are a thing!
@awwitsrach2 жыл бұрын
@@BobbySacamano I also think they're great! you just don't, like, bite into them alone (unless you're in expert mode). More of a seasoning, when it's done like this. :)
@sullendragon89002 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry, delicious, salted egg yolk will be there" actually made me spit out my coffee.
@NoonaCarly2 жыл бұрын
As if they simply would leave the container… I love how they will wait for your return in a timely 4 days 😌❤️❤️ I died when this came on lmao
@pixxel17 Жыл бұрын
hahaha this video is comedy bronze👍 I liked the part where he said "this fat turkey is not for me" spun around then started tap dancing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ignorantzombie9 ай бұрын
The 'dad's book collection' bit absolutely killed me for some reason.
@awesomegamercz Жыл бұрын
Eddy always seems like a dude who spent 5 years running a hydrovaccing company, after high school, before deciding to give university a try.
@iainronald42172 жыл бұрын
I feel kinda betrayed, I thought Eddy knew the egg trick this entire time
@JakeCuster2 жыл бұрын
The egg thing is salt cured eggs. Use a grater and sprinkle them on pasta, steak, or any meat really. It's widely used at many great restaurants
@jameshaws9986 Жыл бұрын
I must say, the whole thing is quite ridiculous, but I honestly laughed the whole time. It’s like having a virtual silly friend commenting something he saw online.
@deboratasso839911 ай бұрын
The egg trick is cured egg yolk! It's used in some Asian recipes to add umami, kinda like a homemade MSG. It's also put in noodles/pasta and has the same vibe as cheese.
@th223inoue2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t worry, delicious salted egg yolk will be there” where is it going?! Should I be worried about it leaving?
@brianacarey86172 жыл бұрын
fun fact: fruits and vegetables are not mutually exclusive terms when classing tomatoes. the fact that it's a fruit is a botanical fact, and "vegetable" has no meaning in botanics. in other words, if a tomato is actually a fruit and not a vegetable, then every vegetable is actually something else and not a vegetable.
@fructiferousАй бұрын
Salted egg yolks are actually great, it really looks like you used super coarse salt that looks like panko, honestly, if you do it right and give it a good amount of time (and leave the container open and out, you're trying to evaporate the moisture!) they end up being more like babybel cheese, and they're great for shredding onto pasta. Rich, creamy, and the flavor is delightful. I'd imagine they'd make for an excellent ramen addition, as well. Yours look like they just got kind of a gummy exterior and didn't really dry out much at all.
@corwinchapman456511 ай бұрын
For the juice box one, that is occasionally a real problem. It's not that you don't use the straw but holding the box sometimes you inadvertently squeeze it and spray juice up through the straw, spilling it. Holding it by the 'ears' prevents the possibility of squeezing the box, so that *is* a solution! Just wanted to write because this brings back memories from school!
@doughammond89322 жыл бұрын
yes, i was looking for this comment
@meowmeow3532 Жыл бұрын
It’s especially handy for small kids!
@couplescounseling6256 Жыл бұрын
My kids weren't allowed to have juice boxes until someone taught us this tip!
@thewordshifter10 ай бұрын
The snack bag hack is actually pretty great when you got multiple people over without an access to a bowl! You just cut that bad boy open and place it on the table for everyone to snack on
@Pinely2 жыл бұрын
Ann Reardon's tried it before too. As long as you don't have to move or reclose the bag, it's pretty handy
@AndromedaD2 жыл бұрын
Same if you make microwave popcorn and don't want to dirty a bowl/don't have one! I used to do this all the time in college, and it works great for sharing just like you said.
@spacefiish98882 жыл бұрын
Ever thought of just opening the bag normally? You can even curl down the sides if it’s really that much of an inconvenience to touch and you can reseal the bag
@Planty__2 жыл бұрын
Plus you don't ram your hand in there, squishing the bottom chips with such force they turn into crumbs by the time you get to them... it's smart.
@shelbyestell78752 жыл бұрын
My life hack for you is to try having bowls if you are having people over
@ratbag_xl2 жыл бұрын
10:25 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@sr.lontra2 жыл бұрын
That juice box bit could've been an episode of I think You Should Leave and I wouldn't blink twice
@meghan253 Жыл бұрын
Eddy, you're killing it man. Keep up the good work. We're proud of you.
@carlzooky2 жыл бұрын
I read that as “eddy, you’re killing a man” 😭
@M2R.2 жыл бұрын
0:31 A lot of the cooking/baking "life hacks" are outright lies, the channel How To Cook That has a whole series debunking them.
@lonely_space_egg2 жыл бұрын
Yaay gotta love Ann and her very brave husband Dave!
@sarahwarnock27072 жыл бұрын
Yes I love how to cook that!! ❤
@riddiculedridlersgirlfrien56712 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad Eddie is just too good of a person to associate with young adults that told their ex girlfriend they are too busy to hang with her. You’re such a great person Eddie. It wouldn’t be your chickenshit personality freaking out about your own career being tarnished in the slightest so you dropped your best friend in literally one second.
@billyford2262Ай бұрын
4:40 I have watched this three times now. “I don’t know why Melinda Gates wouldn’t want to tell me these” gets me every time
@joannediaz2055Ай бұрын
Eddy: cooking hack videos are mostly helpful Ann Readon/How to cook that: wanna bet mate
@basementdwellercosplay2 жыл бұрын
I love poor Dave!
@sarahwarnock27072 жыл бұрын
Dude these vids have been great. The vids on the Burback channel as well. They are great vids to watch before I go to sleep, because they're comedic yet actually give info on games and stuff. It is great. Keep up the great work!
@ElariaFlori2 жыл бұрын
I totally agree. They have been pumping out bangers lately!
@boateye2 жыл бұрын
SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear tsu
@AxxLAfriku2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, what Eddy lacks in consistent upload schedule, he makes up for in consistent video quality
@thedestroyasystem2 жыл бұрын
Ikr!
@PenelopeNaomi2 жыл бұрын
Is it gReAt tho?
@MyMessyMind2 жыл бұрын
15:06 the juice box flap thing is how I give my kid juice boxes otherwise she’ll squeeze them all over the damn place, so it’s a decent tip for kids haha
@Emmettandstuff11 ай бұрын
This just made me laugh so hard that I cried at one point. Your editing style and and jokes are top tier my man
@alittlefrog2395 Жыл бұрын
Congrats on the new relationship to both you and drew, may it blossom and become fruitful
@marsupialsofmars38862 жыл бұрын
i did a little nose exhale when I had the thought "ah, i get it, fruitful, like gay!" and then i went on a mental journey trying to remember ever hearing somebody calling a gay thing fruity in real life and my nose exhale reversed itself
@fntthesmth423 Жыл бұрын
@@fntthesmth423 not a joke I even thought about lol
@marsupialsofmars3886 Жыл бұрын
I would love to believe that Drew was kept completely in the dark during filming 😭😂
@Brattybat2 жыл бұрын
Was he? Or am I extremely gullible
@timwilcox615 Жыл бұрын
9:44 actually- preserved salted egg yolk is very good for seasoning! you can grate it onto stuff and it tastes pretty great
@goldenmolelover Жыл бұрын
He may not have gained any sort of useful knowledge during this video but he sure as hell gained a family
@Dollar_store_3 ай бұрын
neat actually useful hack for my fellow Chip Clippers: if you’ve got binder clips lying around & you don’t use them much, they make an excellent cheaper chip clip, or a good alternative if you’ve got no chip clips on hand and find yourself *in a bind*. large paper clips and some kinds of hair clips also work as excellent home-sourced chip clips (ofc wash the hairclips so that your hair grease doesn’t mix with the external chip grease causing an unpredictable chemical reaction). chip clippers for life 💫
@sidoniegabrielle2692 жыл бұрын
Yes! My family has always used binder clips and paper clips as chip clips bc we always have some lying around
@shrimplythebest Жыл бұрын
Another one is if you ever buy a pair of pants from the store and have one of those pants hangers lying around, you can rip off a clip from that.
@leonardo.diCATio Жыл бұрын
Eddy going off about chip clips has made me suddenly get very confused. If people don’t use chip clips, how do they keep the bag closed?
@jwaffles92692 жыл бұрын
The disturbing use of binder clips as a replacement
@BolognaBiscuits2 жыл бұрын
We've always just used a clothespin at my house.
@SheepUndefined2 жыл бұрын
Some can reseal like a plastic baggie
@guardian16672 жыл бұрын
I’ve dated someone who just didn’t keep the bags closed
@sallyoldford92372 жыл бұрын
some people use binder clips and clothespins as mentioned above - i don’t consider that “disturbed” like the 1 person said lol in my mind they’re just unofficial chip clips. other people wrap a rubber band around the whole bag which is ehh bc it can make everything crumbly, but it works. some people scotch tape their bags closed. there’s some fancy ways of folding chip bags that keep em closed too, it’s sorcery that i don’t comprehend, and some people put their bags in a larger ziplock bag or empty the bag into one & cut out the label on the original chip bag to tape onto their new ziplock or tupperware homes. then, as the last reply mentioned, there are some sheer maniacs who just leave the bags unsealed. this final behavior is unhinged but generally treatable through simple discussion or a gift of chip clips. info source: i’m a petsitter and have encountered every imaginable form of snack storage in my time. i remember being young and naïve when i first started out, looking desperately for chip clips in rubber band households. nowadays, i’ve seen it all, and i’ll say this: chip clips for life. chip clips win.
@sidoniegabrielle2692 жыл бұрын
I've been watching your vids all day, you are hilarious! Subscribed!
@DarkRequiemFilms Жыл бұрын
ah , yes - gimme a coaster for my cup that still scratches the table underneath
some people are saying the “follows you” is part of the video that the tips account put on to trick people. it’s not, you can see how it’s not there when I show the video later. it was a glitch!
Fun vid, can't wait for the next
You have spoken the name elden ring… ELDEN LORD you are BEHOLDEN TO, a build video and or death compilation. THE CHOICE IS YOURS TARNISHED… so you don’t really have to do this.
Algorithm probably enables this "glitch" to get you to click on new accounts
Okay ebby doordash appreciate it, love the vids.
UWU
fuck. I should have known that awesome logo was too good to be true
hi drew
Gotcha dumbo!
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo.
don't worry, you'll still always be youtube's unofficial life hack nark ❤
It's too late now, as you can quite clearly see at the end of the video, eddy states that yes filing for divorce, he's cut ties with his girlfriend and your all he has leff
I think I can clarify the lazy cancer comment! This is the line that made me completely sure this was translated from Chinese-a common internet phrase is 懒癌晚期, which literally translates to “late-stage lazy cancer”, and it’s literally just used self-deprecatingly to say that you’re a lazy person. I don’t know why they attempted to translate this, but content farms like this…nobody understands them, man. Chinese people clown on them too even when it’s in Chinese.
Can you explain what Bill Gates's wife has to do with it?
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 completely lost on that one, sorry dude. Content farms are way beyond our understanding at this point, even in Chinese. My best guess is it’s one of those “getting you to comment” tactics, like bringing up your dad’s tires or harvard graduates or stuff like that.
ooooo thank you for explaining!!
Oh, so like terminally lazy?? (like terminally ill or terminally online)
i now want to use the the excuse of "late stage lazy cancer" if i keep procrastinating on something. may i actually be doing something more productive and beneficial to me? yes, but nobody else needs to know that.
He seems like a cool KZheadr I sure hope he isn’t going to watch Morbius more than four times in the future
i have the worst news for you
He would never do that... his boyfriend is not going to be happy about this!
It would also be a shame if he were to go to more than 17 rainforest cafes
Or if he attempted to have bowled 2 perfect games in wii bowling
or order copious amounts of food from multiple ghost restaurants
"Hot in proximity but cold in your method" is basically a description of every decision I've ever made.
you're not that hot in proximity
@@treebit rude
@@ladybinicorn2800 sorry, I thought that saying the opposite would be creepy. I'm sure you're hot, don't let anybody tell you otherwise
My love life
i can relate a lot.
Can't believe Eddy and Drew are legally boyfriends now. Good for them.
Power couple
They both cheat on their partners, as required by other channels. XD
Drew really fell off the deep end once Amanda went missing in Afghanistan....
kzhead.info/sun/dp1_mdqxkIKYbK8/bejne.html
diversity win
why would you need a chip clip just eat the entire bag in one sitting like a normal american
Who eats a whole bag? You don't eat 5?
Omg hi berd :)
Makesome noise
Just like it's rude for people to think you shouldn't eat a whole rotisserie chicken in your car, by yourself, in the parking lot of the grocery store from whence it came; besides you want to eat it while it's fresh! Besides, everyone knows serving sizes are way out of line and one chicken is really just a single serving.
@@hblackburn5580 Your comment is so far removed from my experience of the world while somehow simultaneously being super relatable 😂 you painted a haunting picture with your words
11:55 "Remove the tires of Dad's car" I legit couldn't stop laughing. It's extremely difficult to take a tire off of ANYTHING without the right tools
Also insanely difficult to just "cut" a tire in half.
@@SilvrRazorFeather Was just gonna say. With a chainsaw maybe
Fun fact: the term “vegetable” is purely a culinary term with no real scientific basis, therefore the fact that a tomato is a fruit does not exclude it from being a vegetable
This is a fact I am going to be repeating at parties for the rest of my life.
Wait......so if vegetables aren't a thing....then what the fuck are carrots and lettuce and broccoli? They can't be fruit. So what are they?
@@galactic85 carrots are roots, lettuce(s?) are leaves and broccolis are flowers (Botanically of course)
@@ambrases7129 🤯
also because the term vegetable is purely culinary, it can be said that vegetables are a social construct !
Your girlfriend, Drew, dad, husband, and Bill Gates are going to be so mad when they see the mess you made in the kitchen. The 800 year old Harvard graduates will be pretty peeved too.
Doesn't Drew have at least 3 dads, and Joe Biden? For some reason I just thought of it reading your comment.
Don’t forget the son
And the wife!
If only the students at Euphoria high school had the chip clip. If their chips had retained the airy crunch they desire, maybe they wouldn't resort to such awful vices as narcotics. Something to think about
Very insightful.
Can confirm that stale chips started my teenage drug addiction. Thank God a church gave me some a year ago and 8 years in i was able to clip my chips and be born again.
As a jacket-wearing chip-clipper, this video really makes me feel seen. Thanks Eddy!
same
I’m so angry that Eddy showed the egg on the printer hack, but didn’t bother to check and see if it works. He intentionally edited that in, so I know he knows it exists. I need to know what’s the best way to send an egg to my mommy
Did it work?
So those are just cured egg yolks. They are meant to be grated over pasta or a salad or something as a garnish. I'm sure Eddy knew that, but I figured some people might not know that.
Gimme back my profile pic
Holy shit, that sounds great. I want to try that.
How do you cure an egg yolk?
@@FukaiKokoro salt.
@@FukaiKokoro It's a salt and sugar mixture that cures the yolk.
so happy to see that drew can move on after Amanda was lost in Afghanistan, many happy wishes for the new burback-gonzalez couple
Burzalez
@@GrubbsandWyrm gonback
@@demetrian7856 Baby gonback
kzhead.info/sun/dp1_mdqxkIKYbK8/bejne.html
Lol did Drew keep Danny's last name after Danny died/or they divorced? :P
"You must not know the egg trick." They're right, for it is ancient knowledge from the elder gods. No mere mortal brain can handle it.
I’ve seen the juice box “life hack” a few times over the years, and I think it’s usually meant for young kids so they don’t squeeze the juice out everywhere, not really for adults who have more developed fine motor control.
Common misconception! It's to give the juice box fins, making it more aerodynamic and aiding with steering.
Yeah, I don't think the straw really has anything to do with it. They just removed it for face-splashing scene so it was easier to squeeze the juice directly on her face. (Bluh, that sentence)
@@proxyclamsThey did not remove the straw. The straw is what is directing the squirt in that straight line onto her face at 14:23 Without the straw it burbles out irregularly, like it does for him at 14:36
don't worry eddy, i'm sure your girlfriend and boyfriend and wife will all forgive you instantly once they see what a great video you made this week! this'll blow right over, pal
What did he do?
and the kid
But what about his son??
@@robertelliott4026 cheated on all of them with each other :(
Don't firget about the fiance
Happy to see Eddy is getting his allotted amount of daily tummy time. He’s going to grow to be such a strong healthy boy with a perfectly round head.
And no bald spots 😌
@@_Kuma_ and no bald spots 🙌🏼
I’m breaking down because of this comment
His head is nothing compared to Karls don't start round head wars you can't finish pal.
I just cackled at this
I’ve had to pause 6 times because I’m crying laughing. Congrats on the new wife and BF. Good luck with dad.
Eddy has a son, wife, girlfriend, married to bill gates, and boyfriend just to do these hacks, true dedication to the hacks.
I was really impressed that you managed to sit so quietly and still for 20 minutes. Then I realized I had the video paused. The video was pretty good anyways, Eddy. Keep up the good work!
Such dedication to Eddy! Truly remarkable!
Every time you pause a YT video, the actual creator can no longer move their physical form. It's a complicated law of internet science.
You’re a JOKE MASTER!
@@ZijnShayatanica I believe it. I read it right here on the internet (world wide web) :)
ok
eddy this video is so good, got me straight giggling, chuckling, and snickering, i hope things go well with your dad, girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, and son. I was not involved in the mysterious disappearance of my ex wife in 1967
schlatt and eddy community crossover
It’s good to hear that you’re not involved in the mysterious disappearance of your ex wife in 1967 dude, I was worried.
@@hobistinyheartbag same
As your wife's sister, I am very relieved to hear that you were not involved in her disappearance in 1967. The stupid cops said that your finger prints were all over the evidences in question, but I am sure that they are just lying 👍
It's true. I was the wife
"is there a cancer for being lazy? uh oh......" same eddy. Same.
Salt/sugar preserved egg yolks are amazing and used as a seasoning or a topping like grating parmesan cheese. You brush the salt off once they have dried and grate them onto food. I used to preserve mine in smoked salt to give it more flavour. It's rly good, I know it sounds silly and weird but I promise it's good!
Cook the eggs. Crack the peel of the eggs. Put them into very salty water and add cool flavours. It tasts amazing.
The "egg trick" is just how to make cured egg yolks with a few steps taken out. Usually people cure egg yolks in salt and sugar for several days and then bake them to draw out excess moisture, and then they grate them on pastas and what have you. You don't eat them whole, and I think if they weren't fresh they'd go bad pretty quick if you didn't dry them out further in the oven
Yea, it's an actual dish. Usually grated on pasta, or in a lot of Asian cuisine, consumed with porridge or tofu...
I was looking for a comment that said this to see if I should post my own
@@weeping_willow7163 samez
Dont you love when craft accounts take an existing cuisine and pass it off as a hack
You can dry them in a food dehydrator if you don't have an oven.
run the eggs over some cold water first, then you grate them onto things. They're basically just another way of garnishing or seasoning food and can actually be insanely good when you do it correctly
Cured egg yolks are top tier on top of carbonara
I'm actually really curious, what kinds of food are they good with? Also did he pretty much do it right or was there something he did wrong?
@@aarosslol5298 nah he got it mostly right, but you just don't eat em straight up. Grate em onto pasta, soups, stir fry, buttered bread, rice, scrambled eggs, really anything you want
Was hoping to see a comment like this in the top. Just so that people (and maybe even Eddy) give it another shot and dont shy away from something delicious 😉Even without a boyfriend to help 😆
Brad from Bon Appétit made them. If I remember, he tried a few different kinds and liked duck best
3:00 I'm very passionate about this, so I have to mention it at least once when brought up; Vegetable is a cultural term used to describe plant matter we cook (not season, which are seasonings or spices) Fruit is a scientific term used to describe the part of a plant that starts from a flower and contains seeds They are not mutually exclusive, so it is entirely possible for something to be both, like a tomato
Although in Sweden it is not uncommon to cook apples and I wouldn't consider apples vegetables... I guess there are exceptions
If you're speaking of culinary fruits, you should speak of culinary fruits, not botanical.
At 18:52 the best quote: “You are hot in proximity, but cold in your method.”
The flaps on the sides of the juice box trick is really good for kids or people who struggle with gross motor skills so they grip the juice box too hard and spill it, idk why they would advertise it as a tip for everyone tho lol
Yeah, I think eddy might not have gotten that that tip was about the flaps and not the straw lol, that would have saved me so many spills as a kid
@@noellburnett5697 Yep, he tried the trick without the straw so I think that's how he interpreted it. I feel like he would get it if he didn't misunderstand.
this is more with infomercials than it is with weird life hack channels, but tricks and/or products that help people with mobility issues are often broadcast as mainstream tools bc the disabled market isn’t really big enough/is too diverse in terms of individual needs for many products and ideas to get traction, so they need abled people buying and looking at the things as well. they get where they need to go in the end - my aunt has severe neuropathic pain among other things and she’s basically an encyclopedia of every actually useful tiktok life hack & as seen on TV product at this point
@@sidoniegabrielle269 that’s absolutely true, I just feel like they could have shown it as being useful for kids or older people and it would’ve gotten more traction because in the context it was in it made it look silly
@@sidoniegabrielle269 problem is, people in the non-disabled market then see those products and call them stupid. And it’s not really their fault, because in the life of a non-disabled audience, a lot of those items kinda are stupid, but because they’re being advertised as for everybody they get hated on.
Oh gosh, oh gosh. I hope Eddy’s new wife, boyfriend, and son get along well with his girlfriend. 👍🙂
Thank god he will never be married to Bill Gates. He has enough partners already!
testing out the juice box made me weep with laughter. you actually managed to one up their already spectacular "there MUST be a better way!" footage. fantastic
the salted egg yolk thing is actually really good! its a cured egg yolk and they are wonderful shaved over pasta, or if you put more sugar in the cure and some like powdered vanilla and cinnamon or cloves in the cure they can be good finely grated over icecream.
16:06 of course she wanted you to take it off. you were one step closer to learning the scarf tricks. she’s freaking out. you’ve got her right where you want her.
the "too many clothes at home?" bit has me in literal tears. "cut into 9,999 pieces." WHAT these life hacks are somehow more unhinged than troom troom
10:42 I hate to be a stickler, but it was actually OVER 9000!!
15:07 I just keep hearing SpongeBob and Patrick saying "firmly grasp it in your hand." 😂
This channel 100% has to be a parody. Some of the "lost in translation" lines are so funny that I refuse to believe this is anything other than a joke. Also, "smart people put a plastic bag on their face"? That's actually comedy genius considering it's extremely dangerous to put a plastic bag on your head lmao. Unfortunately every time I drink a juice box I have to be in the shower since I've had to replace 3 carpets and 10 shirts already..
I’ve heard some insane translations in my life as an ESL teacher in China, so what did it for me was the specific mention of ruining dad’s things for questionably useful crafts. lol
The get your boyfriend to help stuff is perfect. I agree with you, I'm 100% sure it's satire
Yeah, this is actually comedic brilliance!
While you're probably right about the captions being satire the videos are probably from 5-Minute-Crafts because i recognized one of the actresses as being from 5-Minute Crafts and 123 GO
@@daldosbm Yeah, it seems like they have a big warehouse where they film these, it looks like little kiosks spread about and I'm sure more than one channel operates at a time, using the same 'hand models' as I like to call them. Channels like Five-Minute Crafts have caused the deaths and injuries of dozens of adults and children. I find it so odd that YT thinks someone talking about True Crime or using curse words is more important to remove or demonetize than dangerous content farms.
The community college burn was real. During my time a few years ago class got canceled for a day because someone caught the student center on fire by toasting a toaster strudel multiple times. The pool table was damaged and never replaced, truly some of the darkest days of my education
"During my time" like it was prison
Was the community college Greendale?
@@radekchrabota It definitely was troy
10:30 I almost peed laughing at this clip. 9999 pieces. Good lord.
Chip clipper here.
To be perfectly honest the "egg trick" is legit. We do the same thing at the restaurant I work at, we just rinse the salt off and smoke the yolks before shaving it over food, it's quite good. It's sorta like using shaved parmesan or something. Just a PSA 😅
That’s cool
yeahhh I was going to say. I'd imagine it would be better if you maybe mixed in some herbs as well instead of just sugar and salt
@@mitchellclendening7682 yeah, we shave it on cesar salad, but you can do it on most anything that you'd want a strong egg flavor from. But the way the life hack video showed eddy is understandably not pleasant XD
Yes, cured yolk is great!
Wakanda blade and shaving cream you using for the yolks? Asking for me.
I love how Eddy just glazed over the video of someone cracking an egg into a photo copier like everything was okay
He was right, everything was okay. 😁
I honestly thought THAT was going to be the egg trick at first
Dude was just feeding the copier
14:02 could have been prevented with the melon seed bag smh 👎
Finally solved the mystery of all the dads who never came home from the milk store
your new son is so lucky to have you, your boyfriend, your girlfriend, and your wife watching out for him 💚
What about dad???
@@AguilarSquared dad left after the book thing
@@mycologyqueer how did he leave without his tires??
@@Detrasystem on the rocking horse.
Somewhere a conservative republican is having a heart attack while reading Marti's comment
as a community we don't talk enough about what a hard worker Eddy Burback is
@Best 🅥 shut up i'd rather get rickrolled
Is
Because he admittedly is not
no, as a community we talk about chip clips and tummy down, toes up time
Maybe we would if he posted regularly
Something about Eddy struggling with drinking a juice box was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
15:36 guess i cant watch anymore
Eddy you clearly have a drinking problem, never doubt the flaps
Flap-lyfe!
what are u talking abt all real drinkers use flaps
I’m glad you took the extra step to get a boyfriend. It’s the attention to detail that really makes the channel great. Also your tiktok pose is very accurate.
14:38 I wasn't aware Eddy was into water sports
I COULD NOT HAVE IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN FIX A ZIPPER WITH A FORK!!!! IT'S GENIUS (so many wasted jackets...)
For cured egg yolks, it is best to gently rinse off the extra salt. You can grate them on top of pasta. They are used a lot in eastern cooking.
Listen dude, you're not Eddy's boyfriend so it's not your place to help him with this. Stay in your lane or get in the "I wanna date Eddy" line like the rest of us.
@@mason8920 i've never been more happy to read a reply
theyre also used in chinese cooking, my mom makes salted eggs but shes usually uses the whole egg lul
16:35 Hey! Fred Jones rocks the look, dont throw shade on his drip!
“Many people who have lived for 800 years” already has me in tears
Can confirm the wife one. I forgot a gift and made my wife a shoelace choker for our anniversary. She absolutely loved it. Unrelated to this, I no longer have a wife.
Eddy can change his entire persona based on the shirt he wears. Man's outfit went from New Jersey pizza shop worker to Florida computer nerd to Average Brit. Also he could absolutely rock a scarf, he just bought a gross short red one here. He just needs a nice long gray scarf with the lil frills on each end.
15:00 "As seen on TV ad"
"You must not know the egg trick" sounds so fucking sinister to me, like she's warning me against learning forbidden, arcane egg lore that would drive me to madness
The part where you tricked Drew into being your boyfriend was hilarious. It reminded me from that one episode of Nathan For You where he tricks someone into marrying him at a Chinese restaurant.
6:18 actually, I will defend this life hack with my life because I use it whenever I eat popcorn and it's genuinely great because if you stick your hand in it'll get all buttery and gross, and I can almost never find a bowl the right size, and since you're not using a bowl at all, you have less dishes to do later
microwave popcorn I actually agree with you that’s great! microwave popcorn bags hold strong as hell
hmmmm but have you considered… use a chip clip to eat the popcorn like awful chopsticks
just fold the top of the bag in. like rolling up a sleeve, but instead of folding out, you fold in, so the greasy salty part of the bag is folded away.
.....get a bowl dude, u said u can't find the right size, who cares if its too big and if its too small pour in popcorn twice
Mixing bowl
I like how every time one of the most prolific geniuses of our time gets mentioned his most sited accomplishent is that gosh dang chair. Rightfully so though, it was a pretty sick jump.
6:40 incorrect. The best way to eat a bag of chips is to open it from the top, eat out of it, and don't stop till it's empty.
Eddy has been blessing us these last two days. Truly an Easter miracle
Maybe he's Jesus himself
@@kelleyreeves965 nah he's better
Come to think of it, didn't he die earlier this month?
he is risen
hey what. did he post somewhere else
With salt cured eggs, after they’ve been sitting in the salt mixture, you’re supposed to wash them off, dehydrate them and then grate them onto things like pasta. They’re so delicious
This is my new favorite eddy video. I’ve been binge watching you and I love your stuff so much you’re so underrated
Thank you for all the laughs! I really needed it! 😊
That egg hack is actually really good if you take it, throw it in a dehydrator after, and use it sparingly like a strong parmesan or salt/pepper. Grind it on the same way you would parmesan cheese.
I can't tell if you're kidding
@@BobbySacamano google cured egg yolks
@@BobbySacamano cured yolks are a thing!
@@BobbySacamano I also think they're great! you just don't, like, bite into them alone (unless you're in expert mode). More of a seasoning, when it's done like this. :)
"Don't worry, delicious, salted egg yolk will be there" actually made me spit out my coffee.
As if they simply would leave the container… I love how they will wait for your return in a timely 4 days 😌❤️❤️ I died when this came on lmao
hahaha this video is comedy bronze👍 I liked the part where he said "this fat turkey is not for me" spun around then started tap dancing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The 'dad's book collection' bit absolutely killed me for some reason.
Eddy always seems like a dude who spent 5 years running a hydrovaccing company, after high school, before deciding to give university a try.
I feel kinda betrayed, I thought Eddy knew the egg trick this entire time
The egg thing is salt cured eggs. Use a grater and sprinkle them on pasta, steak, or any meat really. It's widely used at many great restaurants
I must say, the whole thing is quite ridiculous, but I honestly laughed the whole time. It’s like having a virtual silly friend commenting something he saw online.
The egg trick is cured egg yolk! It's used in some Asian recipes to add umami, kinda like a homemade MSG. It's also put in noodles/pasta and has the same vibe as cheese.
“Don’t worry, delicious salted egg yolk will be there” where is it going?! Should I be worried about it leaving?
fun fact: fruits and vegetables are not mutually exclusive terms when classing tomatoes. the fact that it's a fruit is a botanical fact, and "vegetable" has no meaning in botanics. in other words, if a tomato is actually a fruit and not a vegetable, then every vegetable is actually something else and not a vegetable.
Salted egg yolks are actually great, it really looks like you used super coarse salt that looks like panko, honestly, if you do it right and give it a good amount of time (and leave the container open and out, you're trying to evaporate the moisture!) they end up being more like babybel cheese, and they're great for shredding onto pasta. Rich, creamy, and the flavor is delightful. I'd imagine they'd make for an excellent ramen addition, as well. Yours look like they just got kind of a gummy exterior and didn't really dry out much at all.
For the juice box one, that is occasionally a real problem. It's not that you don't use the straw but holding the box sometimes you inadvertently squeeze it and spray juice up through the straw, spilling it. Holding it by the 'ears' prevents the possibility of squeezing the box, so that *is* a solution! Just wanted to write because this brings back memories from school!
yes, i was looking for this comment
It’s especially handy for small kids!
My kids weren't allowed to have juice boxes until someone taught us this tip!
The snack bag hack is actually pretty great when you got multiple people over without an access to a bowl! You just cut that bad boy open and place it on the table for everyone to snack on
Ann Reardon's tried it before too. As long as you don't have to move or reclose the bag, it's pretty handy
Same if you make microwave popcorn and don't want to dirty a bowl/don't have one! I used to do this all the time in college, and it works great for sharing just like you said.
Ever thought of just opening the bag normally? You can even curl down the sides if it’s really that much of an inconvenience to touch and you can reseal the bag
Plus you don't ram your hand in there, squishing the bottom chips with such force they turn into crumbs by the time you get to them... it's smart.
My life hack for you is to try having bowls if you are having people over
10:25 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That juice box bit could've been an episode of I think You Should Leave and I wouldn't blink twice
Eddy, you're killing it man. Keep up the good work. We're proud of you.
I read that as “eddy, you’re killing a man” 😭
0:31 A lot of the cooking/baking "life hacks" are outright lies, the channel How To Cook That has a whole series debunking them.
Yaay gotta love Ann and her very brave husband Dave!
Yes I love how to cook that!! ❤
I’m so glad Eddie is just too good of a person to associate with young adults that told their ex girlfriend they are too busy to hang with her. You’re such a great person Eddie. It wouldn’t be your chickenshit personality freaking out about your own career being tarnished in the slightest so you dropped your best friend in literally one second.
4:40 I have watched this three times now. “I don’t know why Melinda Gates wouldn’t want to tell me these” gets me every time
Eddy: cooking hack videos are mostly helpful Ann Readon/How to cook that: wanna bet mate
I love poor Dave!
Dude these vids have been great. The vids on the Burback channel as well. They are great vids to watch before I go to sleep, because they're comedic yet actually give info on games and stuff. It is great. Keep up the great work!
I totally agree. They have been pumping out bangers lately!
SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear tsu
Agreed, what Eddy lacks in consistent upload schedule, he makes up for in consistent video quality
Ikr!
Is it gReAt tho?
15:06 the juice box flap thing is how I give my kid juice boxes otherwise she’ll squeeze them all over the damn place, so it’s a decent tip for kids haha
This just made me laugh so hard that I cried at one point. Your editing style and and jokes are top tier my man
Congrats on the new relationship to both you and drew, may it blossom and become fruitful
i did a little nose exhale when I had the thought "ah, i get it, fruitful, like gay!" and then i went on a mental journey trying to remember ever hearing somebody calling a gay thing fruity in real life and my nose exhale reversed itself
@@fntthesmth423 not a joke I even thought about lol
I would love to believe that Drew was kept completely in the dark during filming 😭😂
Was he? Or am I extremely gullible
9:44 actually- preserved salted egg yolk is very good for seasoning! you can grate it onto stuff and it tastes pretty great
He may not have gained any sort of useful knowledge during this video but he sure as hell gained a family
neat actually useful hack for my fellow Chip Clippers: if you’ve got binder clips lying around & you don’t use them much, they make an excellent cheaper chip clip, or a good alternative if you’ve got no chip clips on hand and find yourself *in a bind*. large paper clips and some kinds of hair clips also work as excellent home-sourced chip clips (ofc wash the hairclips so that your hair grease doesn’t mix with the external chip grease causing an unpredictable chemical reaction). chip clippers for life 💫
Yes! My family has always used binder clips and paper clips as chip clips bc we always have some lying around
Another one is if you ever buy a pair of pants from the store and have one of those pants hangers lying around, you can rip off a clip from that.
Eddy going off about chip clips has made me suddenly get very confused. If people don’t use chip clips, how do they keep the bag closed?
The disturbing use of binder clips as a replacement
We've always just used a clothespin at my house.
Some can reseal like a plastic baggie
I’ve dated someone who just didn’t keep the bags closed
some people use binder clips and clothespins as mentioned above - i don’t consider that “disturbed” like the 1 person said lol in my mind they’re just unofficial chip clips. other people wrap a rubber band around the whole bag which is ehh bc it can make everything crumbly, but it works. some people scotch tape their bags closed. there’s some fancy ways of folding chip bags that keep em closed too, it’s sorcery that i don’t comprehend, and some people put their bags in a larger ziplock bag or empty the bag into one & cut out the label on the original chip bag to tape onto their new ziplock or tupperware homes. then, as the last reply mentioned, there are some sheer maniacs who just leave the bags unsealed. this final behavior is unhinged but generally treatable through simple discussion or a gift of chip clips. info source: i’m a petsitter and have encountered every imaginable form of snack storage in my time. i remember being young and naïve when i first started out, looking desperately for chip clips in rubber band households. nowadays, i’ve seen it all, and i’ll say this: chip clips for life. chip clips win.
I've been watching your vids all day, you are hilarious! Subscribed!
ah , yes - gimme a coaster for my cup that still scratches the table underneath