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Holy crap, this was amazing!
Fake and gay. Can’t assassinate myrkul in one hit by throwing a briefcase at him.
Playing as 47 in baldur's gate makes sense considering he's balder than everyone
I hate your joke. Good job
Of course! It's Baldy Ron!!
i am aspired to RP Indrick Boreale now.
So you mean he's playing Balder's Gate?
Baldurs Gate, its balding time
Bro wanted to recreate Hitman and ended up being Patches throwing everyone off a cliff💀
The only difference between the 2 is that Patches kill clerics for free.
Both are bald, so close enough.
What do zoomers know what dark souls
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@@Frankthegb what?
It's crazy how different this game can be for each player.
its a testament to the greatness of that game, I think it is my favourite game now, imho one if not the best video game rpg, since you can actually roleplay, and play it the way you want, you just have to understand how the game works and what is possible
also because of bugs too! some ppl have scenes earlier than others, it’s kinda funny
@@IcoOst yeah but only in act 1 and maybe act 2, act 3 is kind of ruined in the aspect
That’s what makes it such a masterpiece
@@IcoOstyou finished act 2 and 3 yet?
I literally laughed when the goblins attacked their own leader for daring to attack their pets. If that isn't human behavior, I don't know what is. 🤣
I like how everyone calls shadowheart a racist due to the one off handed comment about Gith she makes, meanwhile Lae'zal can't go though a single conversation without mentioning how disgusting every race is and her people canonically murder random people simply cause they view them as inferior to them
Look man, racism is like privilege and power, therefore you're an istik, and a Githphobe, and you're like a stochastic terrorist or something.
They're doing it to mess with people who romance her. She's the only normal, pretty girl in the party, after all. Other than her, your options are Burn Victim and Toad Girl. It's also to poke fun at the edgelords who see kindred spirit in her. I swear around the table her character is played by a 14 year old girl who dresses in all black, self harms, and claims to worship "dark gods".
@@realityveil6151 Someone didn't play through her story. She isn't a Shar worshipper. Also uh, Minthara? Did you forget about her?
@@siegfriedhiryu4660 *sigh* The terminally online rear their ugly heads once again. I was referring to the start of the game, idiot. You know, the same part of the game covered by the video? Return to your basement where you can win your imaginary arguments with yourself. Because out here, you are wrong.
@@realityveil6151self harm comments is extremely out of pocket. And you clearly did not play through to see her character development.
Agent 47 putting the Bald in Baldur's Gate
Who is ur? And why does he have a gate?
Ur is an ancient god from the Mesopotamia area. I don't know if there is a Faerun D&D equivalent. @@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee
Boulder’s great
Dagoth Ur more like
It's Ur mom. Busted open her gate last night.@@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee
Didn't even know you could poison the grog. Learning new things, this game has a LOT of ways to fix problems efficiently.
you can kill almost all the folks outside stealthily before poisoning the grog - and then still get the 70xp for the poisoning - and because you already killed the ones that survive and accuse you, you don't have to pass that check outside ^.^
On my eighth playthrough I only just found out 😂
Fixing problems efficiently is agent 47's mantra
"Wyll with no I" damn dude did you really have to murder him like that lmao
63 hours in this game and every other second of this video I was like "you can do that????"
Yeah the rats being shadow druids or whatever blew my mind, it's incredible how much you can miss by forgetting to open a single hidden chest.
200.
Dude so much of this video blew my mind. Absolute masterpiece and I hope this turns into a full series.
I'm 120 hours in, playing through the game a second time already and I had no idea about half the things he showed in this video xD
Over 300 for me. The feeling dosent stop
Please finish this game like this, it's fukn hilarious
I definitely will - been through the rest of Act 1 already and I can’t wait to tackle more!
@@MarcoYoloCan we expect more meme videos on your other channel like the one you made for this section? T’was magnificent and would love to see similar compilations.
@@MarcoYoloI can't wait to watch more! This is so unique and just a treat to watch
I wonder how marco will approach the next big bad of act 2, if you played it then you may know why it may be difficult which is what makes me intrigued how marco will approach said problem
The Hobgoblin chair breaking to shove him in spider pit and the bridge breaking to kill Minthara blew my mind.
I wish more of the game was like the goblin camp. Trying to figure out how to deal with the leaders and survive was some of the most rpg fun I've had in a long time. Act 1 is amazing, and the second act is the perfect climax to the first
I reached act 3 a few days ago, and while I still love it, I have to agree with you that act 2 felt more like an appropriate climax to things. Act 3 feels odd in that it kinda vaguely feels like the story should be over by now, but it just isn’t.
I mean I just killed everything in sight. Solved the problem pretty easily. I haven't done much environmental kills yet really need to try it more in playthrough 2 but I didn't want to lose loot to the abyss.
Baldur's gate as a city is tedious and boring, it is CHOCK FULL of nothing npcs who all have a unique 1 liner that indicates you just wasted your time clicking on them. Act 1 and 2 are perfect though.@@tropicturtle9021
Same. I started murdering everyone after talking to Minthara
My first playthrough I Directly Confronted Minthara, Talked to the Goblin priestess show she led me to her lab (Where she was alone. Now fill in the blank),Then Went to the Gunpowder and wine room and grabbed everything there, Then placed them near Ragzlin's little throne room (That no longer exists now).
Good evening 47, welcome to the Sword Coast.
You’re not leaving here anytime soon, your mission to remove the worms stuck in your brain that wants to turn you into a monstrosity/mindflayer, you need to remove it before we can evacuate you. Everyone can be a target if necessary, but try to be decent. You don’t want people to know that you’re shenanigans. Good luck agent 47. And Good Hunting.
Calling Karlach a big, flaming teddy bear is far more apt than anything else I've heard.
It's such a joy and delight to see so many people playing this game in their own ways. The ragzlin removal was chef's kiss
The editing and your joke delivery is priceless. Wyll with no I, tree mail, and the awkward silence during the boulder joke. That last one especially sent me.
YOU CAN POISON THEIR BOOZE?!
100 hours in and I have the same question!
There's several places in the game you can do this
Reminds me of Kingdom Come Deliverance 🤣
yup since the game first came out in EA lol
yeah, basic poison low dmg, wyvern poison 3/4 hp, drow poison for instant kill i think
I am absolutely poisoning the goblin ale now hahahah.
Man, the fact that the spiders can cause a loyalty cascade is hilarious. Shame it's not full all vs. all like in Dwarf Fortress, but the bad guy's own minions turning against him is still funny enough.
"We now _had_ to kill her cause she called Shadowheart thick" Well that's *MOTIVATION*
Holy shit I didn't even know you could poison the goblins that are outside partying. I didn't know about the Shadow Druids. Bro keep this up.
In one of the last areas of act 1 a dwarf mentioned something about animal food going in one container, and food for dwarfs in another. Now I’m filled with ideas that it was a hint
And I knew both of those things but didn't know that the more xenophobic druids sometimes join Kagha's side despite not being shadow druids themselves (they always joined my side during that battle).
@@Nr4747 It might have something to do with the fact that Khaga was still against you. I saw someone else do it in a way that Khaga said she was done with the Shadow Druids and joins you to fight against them.
@@AleksandrStrizhevskiy I had both outcomes so far (Kagha joining/fighting you), but in both cases, the 2 more xenophobic druids still fought against the shadow druids. Maybe it depends on other actions or maybe it got changed in a patch.
@@Nr4747 in fairness, this fight happened _before_ the conversation finished. kagha was probably still on team druids instead of team evil
In a game called BALDUR’S Gate…having your first wipe be from a boulder makes sense. If anything, it’s an honor.
bald man killed by boulder on his way to baldur's gate.
Baldurs Gated from the game
Baldur - but at what cost?
That incident is still infamously called... the Boulder Gate
Baldur's wipe...
My friends weren't convinced pushing enemies off cliffs or from high altitudes was worth it until I showed him how trivial it made many of my encounters. We've since named the strategy after me in my friend group. Also, the pushing arrows stopped some fights before they even started.
Miss out on lots of loot!
@@karara5532I mean yeah, that's the downside, but honestly there's so much loot available that you can live without. Honestly, as long as your martials have magic weapons you can get through the entire game with just that
Used that strategy on Auntie Ethel as a halfling in early access, before size was put into the equation. Hilarious!
That party you threw at the goblin camp was legendary. I heard word of it all the way over in Baldur's Gate. The Baldur's Mouth Gazette had nothing but good things to say about it.
That Minthara kill was a stroke of pure genius.
you miss out on her loot tho
@@IcoOst she has great loot
@@IcoOst this is why you blow her up with smokepowder barrels instead so you can still loot her LOL
@@IcoOst Agent 47 is a man of conviction and ingenuity, he has no need for "loot".
You could have recruited her if you knocked her out instead.
I LOVE that this is ACTUAL role playing. You play as what you want. Wanna play a mighty sorcerer, striving for ultimate power? Go ahead! Wanna be a piece of shit? Be one! Wanna be a nice guy? Motivating? Inspiring? Yeah, ofc! Wanna fuck everything, even bears? Why not? Be a thief? Sure. Want to be the absolute prime evil? For sure! *list continous endlessly* It's freaking AMAZING!
You haven't played Balder's Gate until you've had sex with a mind flayer.
THE GAME DIDNT ALLOWED ME TO FUCK A GOBLIN 😭😭😭😭😭😭
only problem is some romances only start very late into the game and others aren't so clear. Some characters allow for one-time flicks, while other times the game suddenly treats you as committed to one character.
Idk I felt like BG3 pigeonholed me with dialogue options at every turn :/ Like, if you play an origin character, the dialogue options don't really account for their personality. If you're playing Astarion or Shadowheart then picking snarky/sarcastic options doesn't work because the game can't account for that and reacts as if you chose the dialogue option completely in earnest. It makes sense, because it would suck more to pick a dialogue option and it turns out you're being an ass, but... ugh.
"Excellent Work 47, the money will be wired to your Camp, now proceed to the exit of the act."
Dr. Octagonapus gave me memories I didn’t even know I had.
I love how much loot you've yeeted of a ledge. As a loot goblin, i could never do such a thing.
If it's unneeded, it's dead weight.
@@Kydrou it all sells. Loot goblins gonna loot it even if it sells for 1g.
@@british6771 I know, i'd carry the corpses if they had more value than necromancy XD
@@Kydrouthe hag has like 1200 gold on her, and an item that at least sees use til Act 2. Minthara’s armor is a great option for rogues as a baseline in early game, etc etc.
I'm sure if he looks in the right places he won't have much trouble coming across that loot in later parts of Act 1 ;)
The fact that you can Ghost of Tsushima the goblin camp blows my fucking mind. And not in a scripted sense, it's just one of many possible solutions. GOTY right here folks
"WHY YOU BULLY ME!?" LMAO😂
Act 3 Cutted, big disappointment
@@hodenbacke55555 err no lmao act 3 is equally impressive but not as much depth as act 1, you just 100% missed out on alot of stuff
Exactly! I keep seeing all these whiney comments about it. I thought it had so many great moments! @@elliotreivax
I was overwhelmed by act 3, so many missions to get into, I def missed a few things even as obsessive as I am about completely side quests. I can understand certain complaints but for the most part Act 3 delivered
The way you dealt with the goblin leaders was INSANELY cool, damn I wish I'd thought to do it like that
Man the "strategy rocked..." Joke was perfect. The first one was just like ok buddy but i burst out laughing at the delivery of the second 😂
I literally finished this game like 2 times and I had not ideea about the shadow druids, poisoning the goblins, breaking the chair. This video is freaking hilarious. I can't wait to see how you hitman the rest of the game
Holy shit, I've put over 100+ hours into this game, and I didn't even know you could poison the goblins at the front of camp! Really interested to see where this playthrough goes- some stealth kills have the potential to be *really* funny, especially in Act 2.
I could never find the barrel of wine to poison.
@@myrrhs01it's right next to the party
As a man who loves the Hitman franchise and is currently playing through Baldur’s Gate 3, I could not stop laughing! Thank you for doing 47 proud!
This is effing amazing. I didn't think there was this much Hitman in BG3. Even the character looks quite close! MORE!
15:15 I'd do one thing different. Or maybe different in case you did it, but didn't mention it I'd steal Iron Flask from the chest that Zhentarims were transporting (those attacked by Gnolls) It'd be useful tool for the run, as you could just throw it next to target, and they would have to fight the the Spectator
I unfortunately found out about that after recording!! Definitely have plans to make use of it in a future run!
@@MarcoYolo if you aren't too deep into act 2 then you can still go back I think
wow, that goblin camp clear was super well executed
the first time I played that part, it drove me almost insane, that fight with the hob goblin, but at the time I had no idea what was possible, the second time I killed him in one round
This is an absolute masterpiece! Please go and 47 your way till the end of the game!
"We have what he doesn't..." A butt-ton of explosives? "The power of friendship." oh.
A motherfucking Doctor Octagonopus BWAAGH reference? In 2023?! Well done.
It was my first time seeing it ever and i've been an internet lurking cave troll for years, and it still made me laugh.
Hahahaha I was looking for this comment, that woke up a long-dead section of my brain. I can’t even think of how many years it’s been since I’ve thought of that video, but immediately “oh my god it’s Alfred Molina” popped into my head
Just woke up for my flight, and seeing all the positive feedback really means a lot! As mentioned in the video I have the rest of Act 1 filmed, so hopefully there won’t be too long of a delay before the next part! I might try to go a bit further to see if I can fit part of Act 2 into the video to keep from making too many videos though.
we love you and 47
Holy sh*t is that Agent 47?
You know I never really bothered with the shapeshifting mask except for things like squeezing through cracks that small races could fit. I never once thought it would give me racial specific dialogue options to try and social engineer my way through certain situations. Thanks for the genuinely useful tip there.
@@happyninja42 you can also use it to talk with corpses you killed! Normally corpses don’t speak to your killer but if you don’t look like yourself then they talk to you!!
@@MarcoYolo yeah i'm a little confused by the rules behind speak with dead. sometimes the body states it won't talk to the person who killed it, other times the corpse is perfectly fine with talking to the person who killed it. So what is the actual rule/mechanic that governs that? Because it seems to be random as hell.
Getting the spiders to fight Ragzlin was genius. (you can convince them to attack the goblins, but they won't get very far on their own)
This is awesome. I love the storytelling and editing on this.
I LOVE pushing enemies off of cliffs, into pits etc. I HATE the loot I miss as a result!
Tbh if you've got good enough sneak to get close enough to shove then you should have a second to check their pockets. Not as easy but you'll miss less loot.
But watching them go is so satisfying, almost as good as loot.
Yeah but then again who cares about the loot when you are gonna kill targets in creative ways anyway. Also, in a stealth playthrough you are likely to find great loot from rare chests anyway. But seeing an enemy fall in a bottomless pit doing a Wilhelm scream (in your head) is priceless!
probably one of the most hilarious bg3 playthrough on the net😂 agent 47 should have been a canon character in D&D universe...
No
there is no canonical D&D universe. Faerun is just one of many possibile settings
It is good, but the 4 halfling barbarians takes some beating...
@@neji2401 for 5e (iirc 3.5e too) Faerun is default setting, other settings need adaptation. Retroverse is one of the coolest in my expirience.
This was one of the most entertaining BG3 vids I have seen lately. Thank you!
Fun concept, good commentary, and to the point. Well edited to highlight jokes too without pushing them further than necessary (mostly). I like how you just reflavoured the spells to fit your character concept. I desire more like this.
I feel like you don’t get the full experience of this game without being very creative. I never even think of using miner allusion or gales wind.
Both gale and karlach got lost to my party via convos that ended in combat. So i (rog/lock) mainly use astarion (rogue/ranger) shadowheart (tempest cl 2/ storm sorc 3+) and wyll (wiz /bard/ sorc). Made laezel a shdwmnk/theif but i dont really run her. Second playthrough i hope to get the others.
This made me realize that a Half Orc barbarian is really fun because you can attack 6 times in one turn with the right potions and spells but holy shit I want to do a rogue.
BM fighter 6/thief 3/gloomstalker 3 with dual handcross bows can have a 7 attack supernova round or 9 attacks with prebuffed haste. Following rounds only having 4 attacks or 6 with haste. All with sharpshooter feat, superiority die and some sneak attack for dmg boost. Archery and two weapon fighting for fightinf styles
One of my playthroughs is 5Sin/5Gloom/2Fighter build Half Orc it attacks so much use haste, bloodlust potion and stack up on crit equipment you'll see
Open hand Monk/thief rouges with double flurry of blows that can shove someone a total of 40 ft per round. They don't even need to start *near* a cliff to be yeeted to their doom.
Now hear me out. Bards Slashing Flourish actually works as 2 attacks with ranged weapon and still consider just as attack action. So you can make 4 attacks per action with extra attack. We can wield 2 hand crossbows to also attack with left hand as bonus action. 1 action = 4 attacks action surge = 4 attacks pre-haste = 2 attack(bc no more bard dice) bonus action = 1 attack bonus action thanks to thief = 1 attack bonus action thanks to helmet = 1 attack So, 13 attacks. Which kinda sinergies a bit with Sharpshooter which would increase your ranged attack damage with flat +10. It'll take 6 levels into bard of swords, 3 levels into thief and 2 levels into fighter. If you are concerned about hit chance you can take 2 levels of barbarian instead of rogue. You will have 1 less attack, but advantage on all of them.
But i consider it gamebreaking since Slashing Flourish shouldn't work that way
The Beer and the Poison and luring Minthara onto the bridge were so impressive. This game is amamzing
God bless your soul for the laser collection reference at the beginning. I had to rewatch that bit like 30 times, it invoked a deep nostalgia.
I will never get tired of everybody doing weird and interesting RP's with this game.
This is an absolutely inspired idea. I love the lateral thought based, 'tragic accident' style kills pulled straight from the Hitman games as a playstyle.
oh my golly that's my mod at 3:39 ! I'm so happy lol also the editing and humour in this video is top notch!
This was wonderfully edited and written. Looking forward to more, nice job!
yo this was awesome! I loved the part with the spiders in gobo camp lol Also, calling karlach a giant flaming teddy bear is so hilariously fitting
I was absolutely not ready for the doctor octagonapus joke, that killed me
Omg this is absolutely amazing, you gave me so many new ideas and sparked so much! Thank you, great vid!
Your playthrough so far, especially the end, was so badass please continue this series! ❤😂
"Good Evening Agent 47, this next mission you might find more....peculiar. You´re tasked with infiltrating a campaign of the famous Tabletop Game "Dungeons and Dragons" and employ your skills in it to dispose of what our informant calls the "BBEG" aswell as problematic party members if the man behind the curtain (DM) so approves of. May the dice be in your favor, 47."
Is it bad I read all that in Diana's voice?
@@DragoonZeroAlpha No, thats the intend of it.
This is by far my favorite Baldurs Gate 3 playthrough video. A very unique approach and I didn't even know about like 70% of these possibilities. Great job
frickin amazing, good job. Gladly watch more of 47's work.
I watch this video at least once a day. Thank you for this masterpiece. Hope to see a full play through
The crossover we needed!
6:24 Boulder's Gate.
9:39 YOU ARE POWERLE- boom as paint goes everywhere and broken pieces of metal rain from the skye
Dude, thanks. I was wondering what i could do on my next run and you gave me this masterpiece!
Never saw the whole shadow druids thing, awesome
Right!? Had NO clue about that. This game is amazing
That was amazing, you came up with some great ideas from your own and also used most of what the game allow you to do. I will definitely watch a 2nd episode.
This video is hilarious!!! So many things I never thought of doing! Can't wait for part 2
Loving this video, excellent work. Hope you're having as much fun making it as we watching it.
"Wyll with no 'i'" hehe
This is hillarious, please make a series out of this, I beg of you! I would love to see more of your interesting solutions the this games challenges
The greatest weapon of Baldur’s Gate 3: Gravity
This was creative as heck omgosh. I wanted to be more stealthy because I don't like large combat scenarios but just could not figure out how not to aggro everything. 😂 Definitely taking notes!
Bro these types of shenanigans are what make DND so chaotic and memorable. Please do a whole play through lol well wait patiently 😂
You're playing the game the way no one did before. Extraordinary and amusing to watch! Keep up😊
My allies for the apocalypse are a spider-brain, a warrior space toad, a racist and lvl8 Dr. Octogonapus
Great video, great montage. Definitely one of the best Baldur's Gate 3 videos I've watched so far.
can't wait for more! this is edited super well, 10/10 :D
Great video! Your playthrough showed me a TON of alternatives the game has for solutions that I never considered. I pretty much solved all of those the same way I did back in early access, no idea that some things (like tricking the ghouls into the boulder cave) were possible.
Boulder cave is pretty far away from that encounter so...
It's amazing how much trickery you've discovered. I was blown away that it was a possibility to poison the water in goblin camp 👏
Good job Marco! This video is a hit, man!
This is exactly how I felt clearing the goblin camp. I love the push mechanic.
8:29 DOUBLE KILL!!
This was an absolute *riot* to watch, and I freaking loved it! I can't wait for more!
Brilliant dude, great work on gameplay, editing, and just being hilarious
This looks like it will be a really fun series. The Ragzlin kill was pretty creative. :)
this was amazing. 60 hours in and didnt even think i could do half of that stuff. keep it going this is hilarious
This videos is simples amazing, one of the best Baldurs3 videos so far... congrats
If you use the Titanstring bow from the smugglers in act one and the giants splinter club you can get +4 to damage with the bow due to the splinter giving 19str (used to be 15), doubles as a good beatstick
No way you dropped Dr. Octagonapus on us. Straight up you unlocked a part of my brain that was lost to time.
daaamn you make this game look even better with how creative you get great video man
This was amazing! Please keep going with this!
Still in awe by the amount of ways you can go about with your playthrough in Baldur's Gate 3. I mean, who doesn't want to be an interdimensional wanted assassin :P
This was extremely enjoyable to watch 😂
Never would have thought any of this was possible! Can’t wait for the next video.
This just got you a subscriber... This is the unhinged chaos of BG3 I live for.