In this video I offer an alternate reality explanation as to what goes on in the world of GTA Online when your character is not being controlled by you the player, kinda has a Toy story vibe if I do say so myself :L
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The loading screen is just your character returning home and getting dressed so you won't suspect what he's been doing all day. that's why it takes so long
Make sense *shrug*
Lmao
I wanted to comment this ;(
Oh, so that's why my loading screen takes 30/45 minutes to load.
@@iliekcakes8398 i guess your character is a girl
We’ve all had that moment where our friend lags out and their character becomes an NPC 😂😂
Scott Harrison always shoot em lol
then I shoot him in the face like 10 times w/ a bullpup shotgun
And they run away lol
Scott Harrison I headshot them 😂😂😂
Scott Harrison I had one of my friends do that. They took my Kuruma, and I had to chase them throughout all of the state TWICE to get it back. XD
What if all of the NPCs are all just offline players🥴
My kdr would be mad then
So my character gets the GIRLS
@Biggie Cheese 🥴
@Virgin ò The First lol
Much Equinox omg broo this comment got me tripin bruh this should be the most liked comment omg 😮 omg 😮🔥😂😂☠️☠️☠️
*When you're offline in GTA Online Part II?*
Like so he sees
I’d love that!!!
Nobody else like the comment, it’s at 666
Part 11? When did he make parts 2-10?
911
So thats why it takes so long to load into online. Our characters need time to put their outfits on
Knodsil and then go to last place spawn and drive the there with the last car u use
Knodsil Now guys with female characters got a good excuse to keep them unclothed xD
knodsil your profile picture is awesome haha
Lorenzo Cucco thx Wait wtf, why does this comment have 92 upvotes?
No
Now i feel bad for my characters
RobWilli Gaming i dont mine its handsome and im nice to him and kill many players without dying.
João Costa so like a sociopathic try hard?
I deadly dont play hta online or story line so i dont feel bad
Gta online
mine is liiving the best life , i only play once every 2 or 3 months and when i do i am a peaceful player so i just go into passive mode and just drive around for a few hours then close the game and repeat
Okay my character had 3 years to do whatever he wanted. Time to check what's happening with him
Comes back and sees ur character is a successful multi billionaire and owns everything in the game.
@Dujje D ah yes, cool
@@ok2m913 mine lost all his money and living on the street for some reasons. At least no more sleep and shower!!!!
7:22 no wonder the loading screens are so long, your character has to get ready
you literally just explained the joke
Holy shit the best explanation to why loading is such a nightmare in this game XD Guess when it goes into infinite loading after a mission my character just falls unconscious or something.
Haha when my friend went offline right next to me today his character became a frightened NPC which I flattened for extra $13 in cash :DDDDDDD
The Wandering Rey Before a friend of mine went offline, I told him to climb a windmill where I was standing on. After he went, his now NPC-Character didn't had a routine for the situation and was just standing there. Even shoting in his direction caused no reaction. In the end I shot a bullett in his foot and the character fell to death while doing a Willhelm scream-imitation :D
No
GoblinSpore Yea😂😂😂😂
The Wandering Rey i always do that lol
*Grand Theft Auto Offline*
10/10 would play.
10 out of 10 would offline again
Damn you beat me to it
Damn, you beat me to it to saying 'Damn you beat me to it'
Troy Bavelaar you beat me to it you beat me to it you beat me to it you beat me to it you beat me to it you beat me to it you beat me to it you beat me to it you beat beat me to it you beat beat me to it you beat me to it you beat me to it you beat me to it you beat me to it you beat me to it you beat me to it you beat me to it you beat me to it you beat me to it you beat me to it you beat me to it
After watching this i now always take of my helmet or mask idk why😂😂😂
My character wears a horse mask
Now i know why my character always has no helmet when it should
You want your character to get laid
Whatever I wear in real life is what my character wears
My guy wears a tuxedo and tophat. I’m sure everyone loves him (not to brag).
This video made me feel bad for tryhards I mean their characters *cough cough*
Lzzzzz noob cry
Scorpion lr8 you got a problem pal?
Arthur Morgan I think he’s a bit salty
Scorpion lr8 lol meet me in a lobby and your kd goin wayyy down
@@konighartzderiv.4898 says the guy still living with his mom
+1 if you think gta should be renamed loading screen simulator.
Yes
Can u put the yellow car dude in jail? Hes ran me over twice
Yeahhhh
©
@Corn Syrup Whats the difference? They both have toxic communities
One like for the tryhard with the helmet and he will get a girl
Maybe he will find a masked girl!
KyroxY (tryhard girl)
xdxdxd 69th loke ;) not funny_..
He's a Wannabe tryhard only real tryhards get girls
He's a womanizer then. :/
Him: what's your name sweetheart? Her: Jessica, Level 69 😅😂
Wait why did i keep on grinding for rp when im already a good level Im level 70
1:28 literally me when ever someone bullies my friend
Ceaserthe Ape same
Same lol
Same
I try
Wanna 1v1?
Okay now we need to see the last gen characters. Who've been abandoned since 2014
ABANDONED BY THEIR LORDS!!!!
Are they abandoned though? since most of us ported them over to next gen/PC lol
Luca Munro some of us managed to transfer them to next gen
I tried to port mine but unfortunately my mercenary beast is not able to be ported :(
Holy fuck some of these people are dense. When you transfer your GTA character, it's effectively a duplicate and they don't data sync. My character on PS3 is level 256, my PS4 character is now nearly rank 800
That is why the loading screen takes so long LOL
Jaber Gaming no
Jaber Gaming xD
Ea u need to pay 100 dollars to start loading
My character hates me. But I give him longs walks every time I get on.
Mine just doesn't give a shit. He seems to enjoy flying stuff. He also enjoys fast cars. Small wonder I have a few souped up cars. Been considering a Scramjet for a while
@@1nfinitune533 my character hates this week all he does I go to the office source crates collect the crates rinse and repeat
Last thing I did is I made my character run errands for the next Casino Heist. Me only playing during weekends makes always makes me wonder what my character does during weekdays lmao.
@@1nfinitune533 i have a scramjet and im sure he enjoys boosting up buildings in it
I haven't play gta 5 online since 5 years, i think my character is having a good time of his life
*_I haven't played for 2 months, he's having a summer break, cause in summer, I'm gonna play again ahahahah_*
Nice!
Pretty sure a lot of characters are suffering today
Nice bro 69 likes
I’m not liking
I will now forever assume that the loading time is caused by my player not being in position to be played lol explains why sometimes I catch him in the shower or climbing out of bed lol
MAN_ON_WHEELZ damn that's right
Lol 😂😂
thats why i have my spawn location set in my apartment so my character can be lazy
Jesus I feel bad for trygard character... this reminds me of toy story
ZiFt sandic indeed, ir is sad.
gas mask and jogging pants and helmet allday must feel so uncomfy because i allways imagine wearing it myself at 30 degree celsius
Let’s be honest after “Sid” from Toy Story got therapy for his PTSD from his Toys coming alive like a horror film he probably ended up a demented, angry child with no friends or feelings. He made a PS4 account named “||xx||||x||” and started being a piece of garbage online.
Hard
Tryhard
5:54 Why does his crying sound similar to Trevor after he found out his mom was gone 💀. Imao
Wellllllll thats sad
5:30 my god Jesus that was way to hard 😂😂😂😂
Pascale Haddad poor tryhard, the player has permanently stuck that helmet to his head :(
I just think my player eats all the snacks whilst i'm offline and uses my Deluxo. Somehow my Deluxo spawns outside my Bunker even when it's been parked back into my CEO Office. That pesky character of mine..
XD
So this is why my game takes ages to load sometimes. It's not because the servers are bad, it's because my character is having a partayy.
George v V lol or showering
Vaporeon Yiffer LOL everytime I load in I'm always in the shower
0:04 THIS IS THE LS---!!
Omg haha. How u even notice these things
This is the Los Santos
@@thatcatcusguy8205 this is the LSPD* But the chrome mobile hit the cop's car so he said "this is the LS-" I can't actually believe that i had to explain this to you...
Name: random modder Level: over 9000 Stamina: lethargic Strength: fragile Shooting: untrained Stealth: clumsy Flying: dangerous Driving: Sunday driver (Stats are shit cause it’s always new characters)
why is this so true
that's not true, a modder modded me to IeveI 8000 and it is the max IeveI
Thanks for having me voice for you. I really enjoyed how everything was put together and the perspective of what happens offline 😂
Nigga Guacamole Penis
Roberto G no she was the black dude.
TV HEAD 707 haha. That was so funny.
Your voice does things to me
Roberto G No she voiced *RON*
1:26 that's me every time
Same
mars the live who you the guy who wants the tryhards to die are you just walk by
Me too but I die every time
YoUr GoNnA DiE fRoM a ThOuSaNd KiTteNs. Thats not to bad honestly
Dang. I never thought that my character had another life. Now I feel bad for my character when I die in GTA. Lol
Offline tryhard "hey there smoothskin"
Lol
That’s actually funny
I think my character goes to the burger bar after I log off because he can’t climb for anything lol
2:15 Heists in nutshell :D
Sanzax: So fuckin true, that's me when that happens.
It's happened a few times. Under 5 though. I ask do they fibre optic now.
*with randoms
That’s probably why they keep leaving because their internet is crap and they didn’t leave on purpose
@@erikallen3804 ya but they might said i have to go to bed after failing the heist over and over again
Your offline character spends 3000 years in jail due to lester snitching on you for money taking part in the doomsday heist However if you like you will decrease one year I've liked my own comment I've did your character a favour Edit:Mwhahaha looks like jail time had been extended Enjoy
Agent 47 stop begging for likes
Fuck off
47 is a badass stop bully him
Fuck off u
Which offline character?
2:30 whoa! If every scene start’d be like that)
5:52 i feel really bad for him 😞
ToXiC_CoMmAnDeR same :(
ToXiC_CoMmAnDeR same
Imagine if i was the one with her XD
At 0:13 did anyone else notice the words "Nani Golitcho!" On his window
Noo, nobody did
I have noticed it
DaSourOrange yea I did
DaSourOrange yes
Yep
You've been kicked from the session for being idle too long.
Was literally gone for 2 minutes
i love that ending, I can totally imagine my character being sick of me, and getting kicked back to story mode. lmao.
Might have been more realistic if the woman at the beach was a dude.
Did you assume people’s gender?
pls dont
44% of gamers are girls
Wouldn't the player be the dude?
@@matthewgaviola8885 more like the 10%
Im going to treat my character nicely from now on.
0_0
Fookin really
Thatcher Himself I rarely play anymore
Im a thatcher main
Fookin' laser sights
Well the ending explains a lot
Right
Josh Whitaker yep
Why do I have a feeling that my character tortures NPCs when I'm offline because I barely mess with NPCs in free roam 🤔
you need to keep your character away from ls and Blaine country maybe try the ocean so he won't mess with any npcs
@@michaelwashington2519 get in a helicopter fly directly into the ocean jump log off
What happens when the servers shut down in gta online
Κανείς δεν ξέρει ...
GTA character bingo night
They go on a vacation
They get a few days off
JOHN KITSIKOYDIS Όντως...
So that's why I have such long loading times, my character really likes to just hang out on the other side of the map whenever I am trying to log in
my character is probably like: WHERE IS MY OWNER I WANT TO BE CONTROLLED BY HIM
Marcos Eduardo Castro hahahahahhahelwndjedhjekdjesjdhehe No
No you probably a tryhard kid..
@@KyanTimmermans how you just assume that?
@@paulghencea9037 my charecter probebly hates being a baunty hunter wearing a pug mask falowing dantdms steps
same to my chacaracaracaracacter
"Dammit this stupid mask, i wanna take it off" Who knew he was predicting 2020
*make this a series*
jjasontodd !! Yes plz
2:24 Me whenever I get pulled out of class in the middle of a fun activity
Ahh, no wonder there are names of strippers on my GTA phone...
Damn give ‘em a call
I imagine my guy having a nice glass of whiskey in the hills
Jessica lvl 69😂
Modders need to do an Ali-a intro music with the orbital cannon 🤣🤣
0:39 breaks window when door closes. Me:wat?
Rockstar logic
Ale Jandro I think it does that when the window is already broken
@@cam42704 It does, yes. But in that scene, the window appeared fine. ^^;
He slammed the door hard.
He had a rough day
When you aren't around your character has free will it's toy story in gta5
7:20 He could've just pressed the "Error joining session" Snooze button
Killer G underrated
HA HA HA HA HA
8:18 my character every time then me 8:23
When you go online in GTA Offline Franklin says: ahh shit here we go again
Meanwhile, Steam be like: "New from Rockstar Games:" GTA V: Offline 'The world where you do nothing but chill out and take shit breaks from an idle simulation!'
I think my character hates me, I'm alwys being put back into story mode lol
TouchTheRazor no he does it cause he wants to sleep more
I could relate
Feels bad for tryhard character
5:29 New meme on the horizon XD
Every time i go online my character is either sleeping, hitting the bong or showering
This is brilliant
it really is
one of your best videos yet PG.
I remember there was a time where my friend got off of the game and his character was still there. Nothing really happened. His online character just moved around like an Npc lol Also, side note This video is awesome, and well done! Nice job on the vid m8!
Same happened to me, me and my friend had went through a 5 star rampage in his kinjali and when we ended up dying, he left and his character just started walking along like any other NPC so I followed his character and ended up leaving myself, I don't know what my character did but he probably ended up at home
My character wouldn’t need to complain about me I just help noobs if they get picked on and then do heists with them my KD is only 0.46 because I never really kill
Lucero Proudlock I’m the same way, whenever I go on I just mind my own business and don’t shoot at anybody.
you’re profile picture looks like my science teacher
@ωєєвツ Your pfp fits well with your comment
i kill people who kill me first
“Feel the paint of a thousand kittens across your face”
Hoi I'm kai pain^
When you are offline in gta online **player disconnected**
I’d like to see a whole miniseries done on this. The life of GTA players offline.. 😁
8:27 to the end is the best part! Well for me it is.
06:21 That laugh 😂 Sounded like Globox from Rayman when he gets scared 😂
I loved this lol please do another one please😂😂
Now I feel so bad for those tryhard characters.... Good story all around.
Been watching a few your videos man is absolutely hilarious
1:48 - 2:28 Always happen to me during any heist setup and heist mission. :/
This video has red vs blue vibes. Episodes with these characters and more added on in this world would be dope
This is awesome. You should make a series of this
The disconnected part reminds me of a episode in gta 5 vanossgaming when wildcat left and the chopper was still flying foward
1:58 looked so realistic that I thought it was I'll for a sec
8:10 bro that v-tec kick in
Thumbnail: What happens Video title: when you’re offline?
*wasted sound* REJECTED
Alert Timed out loading session. Join GTA Offline A. Yes B. No
Awesome 🙂
Assassin_Gamer yeah lol
Your idea was so creative! Keep up the great work
When I play with my girlfriend our characters smile at each other. After watching this I think I know how they spend their time lol
2:31 thumbnail material
2:42 My character when I get offline 😂😂😂😂
5:50 The sound of K/D Tryhards, MK2 griefers, & anyone who spams Easy Way Out as we speak now. &.. "it is absolutely.... GLORIOUS!" - WWE Wrestler Bobby Roode
THAT IS SOME GREAT CREATIVE CONTENT THERE! GREAT JOB!!
I think when im offline my character just driving around the city in my testarossa ( cheetach classic ) i think
MaTThew 156 when I ain’t online, my character is dancing like a lunatic at his nightclub.
@@arthurmorgan6390 wait they do that when spawn at nightclub?
I saw a guy who went ofline he was driving a rhino tank and his caracter just continued driving it around
I'm sorry but since when has a limo been a default NPC car?
hahahahaha
Sometimes it respawn in Vinewood.
Rodrigo Freitas But do regular NPC drive it. No its usually NPCs in suites and stuff and it rarely happens
It was parked by a fancy hotel.
Chris Stan ive seen an npc driving a limo in story mode
That's really creative. Good job! I feel guilty for making my character live in groundhog day at Mr rubios Island a little haha
This is funny, good - shh....stuff! That would make sense with the log in times or failures to log in.
Now I know what my character does when I get off
So that's why the loading times are soo long...😋👍
Jochen Binder yes XD
This was amazing gonna share it right away xD