Hasan On His Zodiac Sign | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj
On the latest Deep Cuts, Hasan gets a lesson about astrological signs and bonds with a fellow Libra in the audience, just in time for his own birthday. Hasan also divulges the “Sharma ji ke bete ko dekho” situation he dealt with growing up, shares his thoughts on Kellyanne Conway’s husband calling her boss out on Twitter, and what he does to reduce his carbon footprint. He also reveals which popular song he truly doesn't understand or enjoy.
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I love how he talks with his audience so casually
"Are you here on behalf of Kellyane?" 😅
yupppp, that's the Libran gift of gab
Chandu Reddy there is an audience
@@imanadam6141 But there is one video of his were he told that ... Just check it out.. But I am not sure though what he meant..
@@chandureddy9191 What are you on about? There is a live audience right there lmaoo
OMG! Hey fellas it's Arjun from the audience, had no clue this made it to the Deep Cuts and thanks for all the birthday wishes in the comments. Happy Birthday Hasan!! This upload is the coolest birthday gift ever! Gonna tell my dad I made it to the Deep Cuts if nothing else. Your move now, Sharma Jee ka Beta.
Happy Birthday man, you gave sharmaji ka beta run for his money.
Happy Birthday Arjun! We share birthdays with each other!
Hi Arjun! Can you explain what that part was about for us who are out of the loop? :D
Andie A It’s a common saying in Indian households. Sharmaji is just a random uncle name used as a placeholder. Our parents basically say “Look at what Sharma uncle’s kid is doing”. A common example is Sharmaji’s kid getting 99% in a test while you ‘only’ got 95% in it.
I read this comment at the exact time Hasan was talking to you. That's awesome. Happy birthday by the way!
I'm late to this video because Mercury's in retrograde
Ok then, you are forgiven 🙏🏾
Thats most libra thing to say 😂
Seriously though
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LoL Seriously though, Mercury's direct, turn your notifications on, don't be late.
2:13 "I'm just like super indecisive, so yeah." "Oh, it means you're indecisive?" "Kind of." That cracked me up.
Astrology is totally real! It's why me and my brother could never get along and always fought, we had agressively opposing signs. You see, I'm an Aquarius, and he's a Prick
Lol you Aquariuses 🙄😅
@@emmabunch-benson7922 Hey don't get me wrong I wish I had something to believe in
@@ILikedGooglePlus If only you still had google+ 🙀😅😂 #RIPG+
Crine
@@amorag59 One day, I'll change my username to I Liked Google Plus, as I have been telling myself since it was shut down
Hasan’s birthday is today the 23rd of September! Happy birthday Hasan
A virgo libra cups ......
That’s my Birthday too!
FramesPerSecond .. Happy Birthday to you too
Happy birthday, I wish you many child brides, goats and hot cousins
ayy! im a libra and my birthday is october 16
Deep cuts is one of the best parts of Patriot Acts
I gonna guess that hassan birthday is this month. So, Happy Birthday Hassan Minhaj and also to that indian guy at 9:18🎉
it's the 23rd so right now!
Happy Birthday Hasan, from NZ
Happy birthday Hasan!
Let’s make this the official thread for Hasan’s birthday greetings.
Happy Birthday, Hasan bhai!
I hereby decree songs will now be labelled English or Brown, if different
So what then is Jimi Hendrix?
Lulu Matthewiosi yes
LMFAOOO
Lulu Matthewiosi brown
As someone who hates pseudosciences (and who had been educated on basic astronomy, *NOT* astrology), I feel the need to explain Mercury retrograde. 1. Mercury doesn't "spin backward." The only planet which spins in the opposite direction to every other planet in the solar system is Venus (spinning clockwise on its own axis, something called "retrograde rotation"). 2. All planets orbit the sun in a counterclockwise direction, which means that from Earth, they all look like they're moving from East to West (like the sun). 3. However, sometimes, it *looks like* the planets are moving backward in the sky (West to East), looping once before continuing on their East to West path again. This is called _apparent retrograde motion_ and it is an optical illusion caused by our point of view on Earth. 4. Due to the fact that the planets' orbits are all different, sometimes we pass by another planet, or another planet passes by us. When this happens, it causes the aforementioned optical effect. This can be seen more easily on video, and I recommend watching Vox's video explaining this phenomenon. 5. It does not affect your life at all. In fact, you can hardly *see* Mercury retrograde as it is too close to the sun. Mars retrograde is more easily observed, and no one talks about that.
I knew this vaguely that it was an apparent ackwards motion in the orbit of another planet from the POV if earth but thanks for the concise and clear explanation
@iostboy this is the funniest thing I have read all day
Seeing this comment made me so relieved. Learning what retrograde is was middle school astronomy.
The term was made when pl still believed in the geocentric model of the solar system
Ronald Scott consider yourself lucky you had middle school astronomy. I didn’t have astronomy till college.
His wit is quick like lightning jeez
Man being early is bad I usually watch Hassan's videos with reading comments
same LOL
right? they could probably even launch it as a separate by itself on Netflix!
@@funnypallu yeah man that would be awesome.
Same here mate.
How do you do that with all the subtitles
Why didn't Hasan get any Emmy nominations? John Oliver took everything.
I think the graphics team got one though for their design work though?
Adil Haris That stupid John Oliver gets it every year.He is not even funny.Is it because of his English accent? It should have gone to Seth Meyers or Stephen Colbert. Most of the winners are English. It is a shame and the judges have a complex of the effing English accent.
@@bubujooestes1499 Seth Meyers show is completely unfunny. He just makes the same jokes every other late night comedy news show makes. That's what sets John Oliver apart from the others is he gives actual news with comedy, instead of comedy about the news with no substance. Steve Colbert is the best version of that type and the rest are just rehashing his leftovers. Hasan is more in the vein of John Oliver because his show is formatted very similarly in that he tackles a deep insightful dive on a topic with actual news and makes it funny.
@Hassan Qidwai But Hasan should at least have been nominated (maybe instead of Corden)
John oliver is just a propaganda piece. Its all preaching liberal bullshit with no comedy whatsoever.
From some Cosmo article: Libra man is an expert communicator, always knowing the perfect thing to say in any situation to come off as diplomatic, tactful, and charismatic. I think that describes Hasan pretty well. ^^
I'm going to say this every deep cuts episode. We want longer videos! 20 mins at minimum!
Galaxy 500 This isn’t really an episode, it’s a cut scene after / before the actual show and people have places to be after it.
5:46 BRENDAN DUNNE FROM FULL SIZE RUN??!! IT'S A FULL SIZE RUN!!!!!!!!
FSRMY ♥️
Hasan was on FSR before too!
Yeah i saw it too!!.
BOKBOYZ
I KNEW I wasn’t gonna be the only one that caught that!
“astrology is so vague” proceeds to say exactly everything a libra would
what does that even mean?
🤛🏽😏
y’all really be like “whoa it says i’ll breathe today because i’m an aquarium”
Julia A I would’ve said it too and I‘m a Capricorn. You haven’t convinced me
ok hasan i pulled up your natal chart using ur bday and location ; you've got your sun and mercury both in libra (conjunct within 1 degree) so your very expressive, quick witted, and a diplomatic speaker. It speaks to your career as a being driven by justice (thats such a libra thing omg) but in a way thats also nicely-packaged and pleasing to hear . your probably difficult to work because youve got such a clear vision and you can be really fussy about getting it perfect. Your moon is in capricorn which means your emotionally very grounded and practical, youve got a good handle on your emotions
Wow. I've only pulled up the full natal chart for significant people in my life lol and that freaked them out too. Remain blessed 🐨🙏🏽📿🤛🏽
Still they won’t think it’s accurate 🤔
On “Don’t Stop Believing”... I can’t believe somebody finally said it
Emily Martin He read my mind
Happy birthday Hasan all my love from Morocco!
i’m libra girl in the audience and honestly if i’d had more of a chance to explain, hasan would see that he’s Really a Libra. but i digress. happy birthday hasan!
Lol you did come off as really chill tho
@@laceyl.3823 why thank you! it's the social anxiety lol
Yeah the whole thing is there is no way to explain in short. That’s a few months worth of conversations at least to piece it together and find the pattern. But people will ask so you HAVE to “sum” in some way. But yeah he totally has that default chill vibe. Same with horoscopes which is just a way to “sum” something impossible to sum up in short in a short amount of time.
2 very libra things about Hasan: 1. His style. Libras have a strong sense of style and everything that has to do with aesthetics. The fact that graphics play a major role in his show might be indicative of his Libra personality, of how much he values nice visuals and stuff. 2. How he cares about justice and approaches it. Libra is the sign og justice and harmony. Not only Libra people are very much concerned about justice, they also tend to seek justice intellectually (analyzing facts) and/or aiming for harmony by looking for the other/untold/neglected side of the story. Basically, the whole concept of his show is very indicative of his Libra personality.
Libras also tend to be very charming and socially oriented
truth omg fellow libra. justice is where it's at.
i'm a libra and i agree!!
@@Sloodefg what? youre acting like they insulted him haha
So since Libras care about justice and harmony, would you say Libras never do anything that is unjust, illegal, or anything that destroys the existing harmony or balance of anything/anyone? That means Libras can never do any wrong?
Him speaking Hindi made me laugh more than it should've
Before Hasan even said his sign I was like Libra?! Libras love justice, love materialistic things (cough cough, your shoes Hasan), balance, are charismatic!
When the music question came up I immediately thought Don't Stop Believin, now I feel attacked... It's a good song okay! 😂
What have you done in ur life, if it is anything?? what a question to ask😅😅😅😅
Shahal Chettali Yeah man, that first part got me re-thinking all my life’s decisions. Too real.
@@addictedtoprocrastination9986 that decisions made u to procrastinate stuffs😅😅
What's up with so much of the audience saying "like, like, like". Damn lol
They're probably all Libras ;-)
theyre nervous
9:40 You know what you gotta do.. "I can run away"😂😂
The opportunity to joke about Mercury's in retrograde by saying like it means moonwalking?
So how many times can one person board a cruise ship with a partner and leave the ship alone before it becomes suspicious
dormanius I’m guessing at least as many cruise lines that exist, going to different destinations. Pretty freaky when you think about it.
♾
My friend asked whether you are related to Nicki Minaj😂😂
I AM A LIBRA TOO!! And Happy Birthday To You!
Hey Hassan, Give us some deep insights on " HOWDY MODI " 😂
@Nav V no he couldn't even enter.
@Nav V yeah now he will rant about Islamophobia.
I am dying to know it 😂💀
@Nav V no actually he wanted to go.... But he was not allowed 😂😂
Irony in the situation is that they honoured him as the notable India American comedian and still somehow blocked him from entering😂
"Mercury is in Retrograde" doesn't have anything to do with the spin of Mercury. When you look at a planet in the sky, it moves across the sky from one side to the other. When a planet's in "retrograde" it's the point where the planet appears to be moving backwards compared to that normal direction of travel. It's caused by relative orbital positions. All the planets spin the counter-clockwise when viewed from their north axial pole, except Venus and Uranus, which go clockwise. The direction of spin doesn't change, that'd require an insane amount of energy to do.
Happy 25th Birthday Arjun! and I guess also Hasan
I love watching these deep cuts. It really shows Hasan is a funny guy who can come up with stuff on the spot! And I love him interacting with his audience and not putting them down, just having friendly banter.
That Indian guy at 9:18 shares his birthday with Hasan, how lucky! Happy birthday Hasan! ❤️
Talk about Trudeau's brownface Hassan, first thing next season.
An entire episode of it? No. Some jabs, sure. Still going to vote Liberal so the Conservatives don't win though.
@@adamtak3128 That's what I meant, should've been clearer I guess. Also, I really hope the last episode doesn't deter people from voting for Trudeau in the upcoming elections.
Adam Tak y’all could vote NDP. But I agree that it’s not worth a whole episode on its own. Like other than shaming, what would the lesson be?
I thought he did an episode on it already? He spoke on the first black face Trudeau did. Don’t think he needs to do an episode on Trudeau’s second black face
@@gzer0x That risks splitting the vote, which is what the Conservatives want us to do. If there was a significant chance of the NDP winning I'd agree, but as bad as Trudeau might be, the Conservatives will be worse.
Happy birthday, Hasan! We look forward to more eye-opening episodes. Thank you for all the knowledge your show shares.
these deep cuts are awesome Hassan! We need more.
brendan dunne from full size run is here holy sheet
why does the kellyanne conway guy look like stephen miller
Happy birthday Hassan!! .. nice video ..you were so fun to watch!
I’ve been waiting 😭😭
wow so many michigan shout outs in this ep! go blue!
Gotta love how all the extraneous “like” are written out in text.
YESSS DEEP CUTS!!!!
Best cross over ever!!!!! Brendan Dunn was in the audience, I love it. shout out full size run on complex
I like that Hasan has so many educated, brown, and young fans in the audience. Not many hosts can gather this specific of a crowd.
He talks to the audience so well! I've never seen a host being capable of holding such funny conversations on the spot
Wait I have watched it before, but deep cut's were so fun
I love how somehow when I watch these, I always know what episode they just filmed
"....you just have to make it look not suspicious." *I understood this reference* Happy happy dance
Please enlighten me
@@cheesecakelasagna 'the real cost of cruises' - patriot act ;)
I refuse to get a car since I live in a city it makes more sense to ride a bicycle, walk, or take the bus! Score one for Mother Earth!
Just admit that u are broke lol
@@davidburns2976 No, cuz I can afford one, I just don't need one. I've worked at a non profit environmental group in our state and finally plastic bags are being phased out. Partially IS saving money but I do it differently, I help Earth and save money. Win win 😊
@@davidburns2976 LOL
@@starkravingralph i know man ,im just playin with u lol.
@@davidburns2976 No it's cool I didn't take it personal lol I just like to give reasons why it's good not owning a car. I definitely want one tho and keep fighting myself about it. Lol
The graphics team deserve so much love!
Wow, that took a dark turn at the end. But, using info from previous shows... I like it.
Hasan Libra means you are a Balanced person in your approach to life n social life
Hasan is bringing back Jnco jeans and Hypercolor shirts 2.0. He is a true patriot.
MOREEeEEE. MORE DEEP CUTS. please.
Happy birthday hasan! Keep rockin as always! All the love.x
"I can run away" boyyyy😂😂😂😂
4:47 Mr. Brightside by The Killers is mine
Happy Bday Hassan! Honestly- Your Deep Cuts are more awesome than the episode :) Hassan Unplugged!
He looks so good. I was so excited for the next episode!!!
Hasan is a Libra? That explains a lot... LOL
I'm a Scorpio. The kind of person who spoon feeds their pet cobra.
YEAAAAAHHH
❤
Samsies
I'm an Aquarian but for some reason i relate more with Scorpios.
Thank you, Hasan.... 💖💖
Happy Birthday Hasan!!! Many Many Returns of the Day!! Always Stay Blessed!!!
Mercury Retrograde does have an actual scientific meaning. Since Mercury is orbiting closer to the sun than Earth it's so going faster. Everytime Mercury "laps" the Earth it looks like it is orbiting backwards from our perspective.
No one: Not a single soul: Workers running late: MERCURY IS IN RETROGRADE
one of my co-workers is hard into this kinda stuff, if he would just get promoted to manager i could have so many good excuses to be late
IS TIME REAL!!?
Happy birthday Hassan! You, your team and your show are awesome. I love you all 😊
5:14...That's Brendan Dunne from Full Size Run in the front row. I'd know that mustache anywhere.
Libras are: 'An iron fist in a velvet glove.'
"the song can be English or brown" Yo brown isn't a language
English doesn't only apply to the language
OMG YES! Feel the same way about "Don't Stop Believing". I run.
the deep cuts are the best
Hassan : You know what you've gotta do right? Dude: I can run away Hassan : No you gotta take him on a cruise and you got to get to international waters and you just got to make it not look suspicious
🎉Happy birthday hasan and the last indian guy.🎉
The music.. The tune of the show is so dope! 🔥
Happy Birthday Hasannn!
Libra is an air sign represented by the scales (interestingly, the only inanimate object of the zodiac), an association that reflects Libra's fixation on balance and harmony. Libra is obsessed with symmetry and strives to create equilibrium in all areas of life.
Brendan Dunne, come on the show 😁 I damn near jumped when I saw his mustache in the audience 🤣
Can't wait for episodes to come back in november🙂. Waiting to see which prince you tick off nexts😊. Viewer from Kenya🇰🇪. Africa.
This man needs a book!! Much love from Every place on earth btw
astrology is so much more than your sun sign Hasan (aka Libra) you need to know your sign in all the 12 houses (each house represents an aspect in your life) then you'll have a less vague answer with astrology Aka very detailed to every situation and your compatibility with other folks in a certain house....BUT if you dont have time for any of that just look up your rising sign ( how people perceive you and your moon sign (your core self) and with the sun,moon and rising signs you can get by....or just pray
I mean, not eating red meat is actually something that is good for the environment if we all stopped eating red meat, we could meet the 1.5 degree C in 30 years deadline...
Happy birthday Hassaaaaan!!!
Spotted Brendan Dunne from Full Size Run ! Ayeeee 5:47
We aren't supposed to believe in those but I'm pisces 😂😭
Yay! Another fellow Pisces, although i don't care myself 😀
I've rewatched Hasan's laugh at 6:43 32 times now
I think Vox has made a video about Mercury in Retrograde. They explained how Mercury spinning backwards is just an optical illusion of some sort, because the speed of Mercury and Earth’s revolution around are different so at some point Mercury looks like they’re going back when it’s just that our rotation has caught up with Mercury, something, something.
Happy birthday Hasan! Keep being awesome man! ❤
That guy talking about Kellyanne Conway, kinda looks like Stephen Miller
Oh happy birthday Arjun!😂
Hasan as well! They’re birthday buddies
Happy Birthday, Hasan!! And to the audience member, as well!!
happy birthday Hasan!!! Libras are usually stylish and graceful, and you definitely fit that pattern!
to us earth is like the nice big kid in our class that we poke just to see his limit but low key know that if he smacks us back we die.
hamza niazi it’s like playing with fire...
What I really want to know is Hasan's MBTI personality type My guess is he's an ENFP
Objective Personality (they have a yt-channel) typed him. He is an INTJ MF-Ni/Te-BP/C(S).
Not the *Vince Carter 360 windmill* I can't! LOL
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HASAN!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳