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I thought this bridge was a MESS... I was wrong! Poly Bridge 3!

Real Civil Engineer
2023 ж. 26 Қыр.
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Part 24! Poly Bridge 3 (pb3) is finally here, and with 10 years of professional civil engineering experience, who better than to take you though the brand new poly bridge game!?
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Check out some more Poly Bridge videos here:
POLY BRIDGE 3 CAMPAIGN: • Professional Engineer ...
POLY BRIDGE 3 REAL BRIDGES: • Real Bridges in Poly B...
POLY BRIDGE 2 REAL BRIDGES: • Poly Bridge 2 - Real B...
POLY BRIDGE 2 COOL BUILDS: • Poly Bridge 2 - COOL B...
POLY BRIDGE 2 CAMPAIGN: • Poly Bridge 2
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  • I miss the gopher shouting alan honestly. Quite seriously one of my favourite running gags

    @umchoyka@umchoyka7 ай бұрын

    • it was in the vid

      @henkdevries7573@henkdevries75737 ай бұрын

    • Alan!

      @prolukas4675@prolukas46757 ай бұрын

    • @@henkdevries7573 He flashed the image briefly but I need that dopamine hit of the actual clip with sound

      @umchoyka@umchoyka7 ай бұрын

    • 13:38@@umchoyka

      @kuchen1312@kuchen13127 ай бұрын

    • Alan! Great joke

      @nerdypenguin9164@nerdypenguin91647 ай бұрын

  • Soooo... This thumbnail appeared on my page shortly after the Baltimore Bridge crash caused by a container ship...

    @sacha9314@sacha9314Ай бұрын

    • :skull:

      @Ngo2k4@Ngo2k4Ай бұрын

    • YT knew what they were doing 💀💀💀

      @RandomFighterJet@RandomFighterJetАй бұрын

    • Yo that happend where I live

      @Ryuukene@RyuukeneАй бұрын

    • bro predicted it

      @Ultimate_Seal@Ultimate_SealАй бұрын

    • “Dude, Benson is sooo gonna fire us” 💀💀💀

      @RandomFighterJet@RandomFighterJetАй бұрын

  • 15:25 matt: what isnt better in slow motion to be fair? editor: waterboarding me: *spits out coffee*

    @shanesloth4419@shanesloth44197 ай бұрын

    • That was top shelf.

      @marc.lepage@marc.lepage7 ай бұрын

    • How dare you drink Coffee 🌋!!!😤 Drink Niff tea.... 🤓

      @arnaroy9170@arnaroy91707 ай бұрын

    • I bet coffee boarding is even worse!

      @CSpottsGaming@CSpottsGaming7 ай бұрын

    • But I mean… Are they wrong?

      @phoenix0166@phoenix01667 ай бұрын

    • Searched "slow motion waterboarding" on youtube thinking it's some goofy surfing sport when slowed..

      @ifjesuschristhadnotdiedfor7923@ifjesuschristhadnotdiedfor79237 ай бұрын

  • "That's a Stretch" level, I was staring at the balloon node for 5 minutes before you succeeded without it, then realized it was there. You, sir, are indeed an architect.

    @dereke6408@dereke64087 ай бұрын

  • Can we get a video of the editor vs RCE? The whole time Matt is talking to the editor as if they are together in real-time and the editor is making it happen.

    @TheRBTech@TheRBTech7 ай бұрын

    • i think we need a death match between matt's editors and tyler's editors

      @pikminman13@pikminman137 ай бұрын

    • It reminds me of Lixian and Markiplier

      @caspergotlost@caspergotlost7 ай бұрын

    • this whole time I've been assuming Matt does his own editing.

      @hoebare@hoebare7 ай бұрын

  • Matt: Put my name in there. Editor: SMALLBALLSACK Matt, have you been letting the editors hang out with Ms.RCE again? She's giving away all your little secrets.

    @JohnCooper-gm6mn@JohnCooper-gm6mn7 ай бұрын

    • Ms.... RCE ..... 🤯 I didn't know 😮😮😮😮

      @arnaroy9170@arnaroy91707 ай бұрын

    • ​@@arnaroy9170Sounds a little pithier than "long term, off camera, nameless gf". 🤷🏻‍♂️

      @JohnCooper-gm6mn@JohnCooper-gm6mn7 ай бұрын

    • "little secrets" I see what you did there

      @OperationDarkside@OperationDarkside7 ай бұрын

  • my boss really appreciated walking by my desk at lunchtime and seeing all the pen15 shapes on the screen 🤣

    @jonb7700@jonb77007 ай бұрын

    • I didn't build them... 🤷‍♂️

      @RealCivilEngineerGaming@RealCivilEngineerGaming7 ай бұрын

    • Thats on you. You know what you're getting into when you click on a polybridge video

      @Luck_612@Luck_6127 ай бұрын

    • @@Luck_612Efficent bridge design. Fairly safe for work

      @erikedelkamp473@erikedelkamp4737 ай бұрын

    • @@RealCivilEngineerGaming you are an architect for not doing a face reveal

      @sethdeboer8520@sethdeboer85207 ай бұрын

    • alan!

      @grozaphy@grozaphy7 ай бұрын

  • RCE, that thing you didn't recognize on yastark's bridge about 4:50 was supposed to be a mock flaming ring, like you'd see at a circus or a motocross exhibition.

    @rpgaholic8202@rpgaholic82027 ай бұрын

    • this is why you are a member of this channel

      @AshPlayzRBX@AshPlayzRBX24 күн бұрын

  • Alans solution of the "Backflip" level killed me xD Still having hiccups from the laugh. He even perfectly traced the flight path of the bike.

    @TimbavatiLion@TimbavatiLion7 ай бұрын

    • He’s truly the one to beat in these challenges. He doesn’t focus on budget, rarely uses cheese, and creates true pieces of art.

      @jackryan444@jackryan4444 ай бұрын

  • At 9:00 did you forget how to make a bridge move like that? If you have a straight bridge and want it to move down and dip, then the resulting bridge is going to be longer than the straight bridge. Road is what determines the length of the bridge, and it's rigid, so you were literally stretching the road until it broke, you were supposed to make it not connected to the side so it can dip lower and move away from the wall.

    @bilalrasool2318@bilalrasool23187 ай бұрын

    • Seriously. How does an engineer not understand how length works? He must actually be an architect.

      @DavidGuild@DavidGuild7 ай бұрын

    • Yeah, this blew my mind. Proper brainfart that.

      @styx85@styx857 ай бұрын

  • The Wilhelm scream gets me every time

    @BeerGeek21@BeerGeek217 ай бұрын

  • 4:29 "Lot's of spring underneath. It's like a memory foam mattress." I don't think Matt knows what memory foam is...

    @maxarsenault7844@maxarsenault78447 ай бұрын

    • Memory in memory foam is in memory of its sprung predecessors right? Just like his memory of expansion joints for several minutes :)

      @markwright3161@markwright31615 ай бұрын

  • 21:25 these editors have no filter and I'm here for it

    @simoneabelo@simoneabelo7 ай бұрын

  • I love that you didn’t see that the moped and ambulance level was designed as a dangling bridge.

    @jfftck@jfftck7 ай бұрын

  • You're definitely an architect on that second one, you forgot tension and compression

    @khlua4590@khlua45907 ай бұрын

    • It actually greatly annoyed me to the point where it affected my enjoyment of the video. Just hand the middle section from the balloon.

      @SImrobert2001@SImrobert20017 ай бұрын

  • 7:30 No amount of springs will solve the basic problem that the roads are connected and thus can't go down without increasing in length, and in this game roads don't do that.

    @DavidGuild@DavidGuild7 ай бұрын

    • He forgot to copy that info on expansion joints before exporting it from his memory to us in a previous video :)

      @markwright3161@markwright31615 ай бұрын

  • Matt forgetting rigid materials need an expation joint to stretch is such an archetect move on his part. Still great vid

    @tmanknoll9702@tmanknoll97027 ай бұрын

  • Lucky for us, our modern bridges are too sophisticated to be destroyed by a large ship hitting them.

    @TheRootinTeuton@TheRootinTeutonАй бұрын

    • Umm… what about the baltimore bridge

      @stemriffic8824@stemriffic8824Ай бұрын

    • @@stemriffic8824 Congratulations, you have discovered the joke.

      @TheRootinTeuton@TheRootinTeutonАй бұрын

  • That Alan must be an engineer given his grasp of strong engineering principles.

    @RhombonianKnight@RhombonianKnight7 ай бұрын

  • Idk who’s editing these videos, but I absolutely LOVE the small edits when Matt asks something

    @darthawesome13a69@darthawesome13a697 ай бұрын

  • Seeing my name at 2:52 brought me a lot of joy. Me and my 10 year old son spent a whole day competing with each other to get that score. He was 11th at the time of this video.

    @unforgivenYouth@unforgivenYouth7 ай бұрын

  • This episode is suddenly very topical

    @lucaspellicer8892@lucaspellicer8892Ай бұрын

  • 9:03 "You absolute architect!" had me ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣

    @HillHomeGaming@HillHomeGaming7 ай бұрын

  • Jumpscared by Alan every time

    @OrcaWolf@OrcaWolf7 ай бұрын

  • 15:26 great waterboarding bit

    @krywhal@krywhal7 ай бұрын

  • 11:41 the entire time I was watching this segment I am going "stop be such an architect ya knob! You gotta let the road stretch!"

    @elmoailos@elmoailos7 ай бұрын

  • Allan’s solution definitely didn’t look soft to me

    @shaneh7519@shaneh75197 ай бұрын

  • Alan your my favorite keep up the good work

    @blinggleam@blinggleam7 ай бұрын

    • Thanks!

      @alanESV2@alanESV27 ай бұрын

    • ​@@alanESV2can confirm

      @sodawater5316@sodawater53167 ай бұрын

    • A true artist@@alanESV2

      @cullly@cullly7 ай бұрын

  • You gotta appreciate alan's commitment

    @marksanchez5252@marksanchez52527 ай бұрын

  • Alan loves his Geoducks 😂

    @cisco__kidd__@cisco__kidd__7 ай бұрын

  • Alan is such a gem lol

    @reubenbailey2435@reubenbailey24357 ай бұрын

  • 'There are no obstacles in my way,' sings Matt. But alas he did not realize his own blunder in removing all of the Architects. It ruined him. It took a man of power, prestige, and strong shaped donginess, and reduced him to naught but a peasant-chaser. For what is an Engineer without a problem to solve? What is an Engineer without the challenge of the unexpected? What is an Engineer without an obstacle? What is an Engineer without an Architect? Nothing but a fool with a tool and wasted aspirations. Now he must design something for someone else to build. For he himself cannot build without an Architect to challenge him. And so he designs. And what is a man who designs a building he himself never builds? An Architect. For that is the eternal fate of the Engineer who casts aside his obstacles and does away with his Architect.

    @mayapapaya4952@mayapapaya49527 ай бұрын

  • 2:42 "Moving that up so things don't get wet"💀

    @PikkuHiisi@PikkuHiisi7 ай бұрын

  • 4:50 Looks like a Hoop of FIRE!!! Jumping through hoops!

    @Zunip182@Zunip1827 ай бұрын

  • editor has really gone off with the outta pocket jokes today. i think editor is starting to go insane watching 30 different levels of people making "knob" jokes like seriously, "the filthy things id do on a rce mattress" is such a crazy thing to say

    @raelsadd6378@raelsadd63787 ай бұрын

  • 15:24 The editor has a point 😆

    @SteinGauslaaStrindhaug@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug7 ай бұрын

  • 9:16 lol I relate to this. It made me laugh so much. Thank you for displaying your faults for us!

    @silivrengamer@silivrengamer7 ай бұрын

  • 04:53 it's a flaming hoop like at the circus!

    @meepsicle83@meepsicle837 ай бұрын

  • 2:57 I just wanted like to give props to the editing on the leaderboard.

    @JoanMendoza@JoanMendoza7 ай бұрын

  • Fire Song we need a full version v full version gang

    @BlueVoid28@BlueVoid287 ай бұрын

  • In this issue of RCE news: "Road discovered not stretchable material, says top engineer"

    @AleksiJoensuu@AleksiJoensuu7 ай бұрын

  • Yay! Under an hour today!

    @prathameshwarghade@prathameshwarghade7 ай бұрын

  • 20:18 is easily the best one yet lmfao 🤣🤣

    @doubletrouble4766@doubletrouble4766Ай бұрын

  • Fun fact in 6 more videos by rce he will make his 1000 video

    @Wartthunderr@Wartthunderr7 ай бұрын

  • 13:37 when i get my driver's license i know what car i'm getting 💀

    @TGVBT640@TGVBT6407 ай бұрын

  • You become one of them... an architect, Lol

    @fedordatnov1320@fedordatnov13207 ай бұрын

  • Bro the editor had to do him like that at 2:57

    @CyclopsHobbies@CyclopsHobbies7 ай бұрын

  • Thumbnail is so real😂

    @gerkrist8633@gerkrist8633Ай бұрын

  • 😆😂😆 01:19 bid-donk, rollie pollie, sticks the landing! 😊 Yay! 😆

    @rommelfcc@rommelfcc7 ай бұрын

  • Just doing my part to get Matt to do lowest stress soon...

    @alvarojneto@alvarojneto7 ай бұрын

  • The "smallballsack" had me rollin😅

    @Therealbp2010@Therealbp20107 ай бұрын

  • Matt loves it when you take a "proper gander" at his channel

    @liegeoflunacy@liegeoflunacy7 ай бұрын

  • 8:19 The bridge got “spring locked”

    @Chicken-Prince@Chicken-Prince4 ай бұрын

  • “How’s that? I sound like a cricket player” - only someone from commonwealth country would get that joke

    @Cyclone1024@Cyclone10247 ай бұрын

  • Watching you trying to solve the balloon one made me feel smart

    @nomercy8989@nomercy89897 ай бұрын

  • lmao matt, tyler doesn't want to be better than you, he just does half budget

    @MrPIG.@MrPIG.7 ай бұрын

  • Love ur content

    @dio7209@dio72097 ай бұрын

  • Beautiful song! I want this to play at my funeral! 😂😂 10:39

    @minecraftinsaneblock@minecraftinsaneblock2 ай бұрын

  • 9:00 first time I spotted it too, laughed out loud

    @thomasphillips885@thomasphillips8857 ай бұрын

  • The little rivalry aliensrock and you have is funny 😂

    @savageraccoon787@savageraccoon7877 ай бұрын

  • 20:19 best bridg

    @Diherd2@Diherd2Ай бұрын

  • That song was about the past Matt before he saw the balloon node.

    @famrofexl@famrofexl7 ай бұрын

  • Fucking editor you made me spit out my drink. Matt: what isn't better in slow motion? Editor: waterboarding Me: spits drink out in absolute laughter.

    @JMECK@JMECK7 ай бұрын

  • 26:02 A finger, that's a finger

    @dawid_sawicki@dawid_sawicki5 ай бұрын

  • I wonder when it will dawn on Matt, that the entire spring world is just made to be cheesed 😂

    @jacobskovsbllknudsen5908@jacobskovsbllknudsen59087 ай бұрын

  • 4:10 ALAN

    @masonalwolf2770@masonalwolf27707 ай бұрын

    • 13:37 ALAN

      @masonalwolf2770@masonalwolf27707 ай бұрын

    • 25:57 ALAN

      @masonalwolf2770@masonalwolf27707 ай бұрын

  • Love you RCE

    @mboyette92@mboyette927 ай бұрын

  • Once again proof that life is not about getting to the other shore but about the bridges we're collapsing along the way.

    @TheAgamemnon911@TheAgamemnon9117 ай бұрын

  • 13:40 I've heard of RyethePie because he is a patron of Drew Durnil Cool to know I am not the only one who watches a 'engineer' and 'geography expert'

    @Cutielove9770@Cutielove97707 ай бұрын

  • 2:34 i've got serious concerns

    @Dinkleberg96@Dinkleberg967 ай бұрын

  • 15:27 waterboarding💀

    @Qvinner@Qvinner7 ай бұрын

  • I still want to see a low stress bridges you can make

    @gamingkobold2070@gamingkobold20707 ай бұрын

  • Nice job on the third place there bud!

    @StAjoraGames@StAjoraGames7 ай бұрын

  • This beat hit’s so hard 10:40

    @b0bb0360@b0bb03607 ай бұрын

  • 4:50 I think that was supposed to be a ring of fire they were jumping through Matt

    @DaHolyCanadian@DaHolyCanadian7 ай бұрын

  • Rce architect confirmed, subscribers shocked

    @soliderash60@soliderash607 ай бұрын

  • His persistent use of 'sploosh' leads me to think RCE never watched Archer.

    @rankoldbeast3479@rankoldbeast34797 ай бұрын

  • Everyone give it up for SmallBallSack @2:58

    @MrMCDiggles@MrMCDiggles7 ай бұрын

  • 😭 the way you expected the roads and materials to move in that level you struggled with is an affront against physics!

    @eclipseeffigy@eclipseeffigy7 ай бұрын

  • Waterboarding... Cheer's editor! That gave me a laugh.

    @OmikronTitan@OmikronTitan7 ай бұрын

  • 4:52 I think it's a ring of fire

    @valecasini@valecasini7 ай бұрын

  • 10:40, for those of y'all wondering, the song is called clearly by grace vanderwaal

    @szyris@szyrisАй бұрын

  • Memory foam mattress don’t have springs. It is the material of architects who want to sink into their beds!!!😂.

    @TheHughsie@TheHughsie7 ай бұрын

  • ngl the covers are so good now lol. Loving the engineering time!

    @MeegMaster@MeegMaster7 ай бұрын

    • I need a behind the scenes making of vid for those. Seriously.

      @marc.lepage@marc.lepage7 ай бұрын

  • you've gotta rebuild the kurilpa bridge in brisbane

    @cake2531@cake25317 ай бұрын

  • Reminder that it's only "Cheese" If Matt's not clever enough to use the intended mechanics after all it's a chapter entirely about using SPRINGS. I suspect he's an architect more and more as if a bridge isn't properly ascetically pleasing to him he'll reject it. Very much Architect behavior!

    @Zelinkokitsune@Zelinkokitsune7 ай бұрын

  • 4:50 I could be wrong, but I believe that's supposed to be a flaming hoop

    @meisawesome12695@meisawesome126957 ай бұрын

  • What are you going to do if there’s snow this Christmas?

    @RandomRobloxuser-mx6xi@RandomRobloxuser-mx6xi5 ай бұрын

  • First try beat Ludwig. Pro gamer confirmed.

    @sinmethodical1837@sinmethodical18377 ай бұрын

  • You could make a video just about going back to the missed NiffTea sponsored solutions :D

    @Xtra444@Xtra4447 ай бұрын

  • I'm loving these little comments the editor is sneaking in

    @julian75411@julian754117 ай бұрын

  • Editor, nicely done 😂😂

    @Mr_Spooner@Mr_Spooner7 ай бұрын

  • My design finally made it in!!!!

    @MrStroodle@MrStroodle7 ай бұрын

  • I love it when alan puts some doggo's side faces 😊 🐕🐕🐕

    @bbwait2718@bbwait27187 ай бұрын

  • This unlocked some core memories of me playing this game when I was 7.

    @PinoccThePiccolo@PinoccThePiccoloАй бұрын

  • I liked how he called the privite parts hammers

    @gianfrancociappina8926@gianfrancociappina892627 күн бұрын

  • Check out the low-stress leader boards some time.

    @k98killer@k98killer7 ай бұрын

  • remember that topgear episode where richard carries a sofa on top of his car ,while struggling through some aweful muddy road... Alan.. ALAN!!

    @randomkindness1470@randomkindness14707 ай бұрын

  • Alan!

    @flyingoctopus9846@flyingoctopus98467 ай бұрын

  • Wait till he tries to beat tyler's low stress bridges

    @Luck_612@Luck_6127 ай бұрын
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