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Ranking Every Mario Game by how Safe it is

Nathaniel Bandy
2023 ж. 22 Жел.
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  • Go to squarespace.com/nathaniel to get a free trial and 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

    @NathanielBandy@NathanielBandy5 ай бұрын

    • nah

      @M4Edits6@M4Edits65 ай бұрын

    • Why cant I comment?

      @AstroProductionsFrfr@AstroProductionsFrfr5 ай бұрын

    • Lol

      @KirbyKongYT@KirbyKongYT5 ай бұрын

    • @@Cliffordlonghead Are you hacking?! how did u reply 3 days ago

      @JennicaReis@JennicaReis5 ай бұрын

    • are you a website developer or something?

      @Theawesomesonic@Theawesomesonic5 ай бұрын

  • You forgot about the real safest game, Mario Teaches Typing.

    @arandomguy3630@arandomguy36305 ай бұрын

    • fr

      @JennicaReis@JennicaReis5 ай бұрын

    • Nah that's the most dangerous one 😔🤭😩

      @CheShiny@CheShiny5 ай бұрын

    • Also not safe, Keyboard keys actually are dangerous. The can pop out any minute

      @Its_a_me_mario_wahoo@Its_a_me_mario_wahoo5 ай бұрын

    • Most dangerous for your mental health😵‍💫

      @meta13gaming@meta13gaming5 ай бұрын

    • Thats my favorite mainline mario game

      @cheeki420@cheeki4205 ай бұрын

  • I’m honestly glad it’s not another painful challenge like a marathon or elbows only, because that’s what we’ve been getting recently. The videos are good but the pain Nathaniel has to go through

    @A_Ali173@A_Ali1735 ай бұрын

    • Yeah, he needed a well-desereved rest from crazy challenges

      @mariajimenafigueroa233@mariajimenafigueroa2335 ай бұрын

    • Yeah he has put himself through so much pain to put out great videos. Glad he has a break

      @DeZNae@DeZNae4 ай бұрын

  • This has got me wanting a ranking of Mario party mini games based on safety

    @TheLordDyl11@TheLordDyl115 ай бұрын

    • There could also be a ranking on Mario kart tracks based on safety

      @cesarplays687@cesarplays6875 ай бұрын

    • @@cesarplays687 True

      @TheLordDyl11@TheLordDyl115 ай бұрын

    • already exists

      @40susman@40susman5 ай бұрын

    • ​@40susman, yeah, it does, but nathaniel bandy hasn't done it befour only other people have.

      @hussainperson@hussainperson5 ай бұрын

    • *before@@hussainperson

      @40susman@40susman5 ай бұрын

  • Shouldn't both Galaxy games be the most dangerous since you're in space without a suit and helmet.

    @RealSonicScience@RealSonicScience5 ай бұрын

    • Yeah no oxygen

      @DYNAKNIGHT@DYNAKNIGHT5 ай бұрын

    • Yea, that was what I was thinking about

      @isaidelgado2030@isaidelgado20305 ай бұрын

    • ​@@DYNAKNIGHTplus cosmic radiation giving you cancer

      @lol-ih1tl@lol-ih1tl4 ай бұрын

    • You’re gonna die in space minutes into the game

      @Tonsilsthedemoncat1@Tonsilsthedemoncat14 ай бұрын

    • Also black holes everywhere, which you literally can't ever escape from (if you were to survive somehow). To be fair, most "Galaxies" shouldn't even exist and practically be replaced by one black hole if these would realistically suck up matter.

      @Mimi.1001@Mimi.10014 ай бұрын

  • I'm kind of surprised that the Galaxy games were ranked so high. I mean, there's literal black holes everywhere. You can't get much more dangerous than that. I suppose if you stay in the hubs, it'd be pretty safe, but if you ever leave them, you're asking for big trouble.

    @Miccat87@Miccat875 ай бұрын

    • Outer Space in general is as dangerous as it gets. You constantly have to worry about oxygen, in addition to food and water, which would be even harder to come by. Furthermore, you always risk leaving a planet's or structure's gravitational field (which tend to be pretty damn small in the game) and float into the endless void.

      @Mimi.1001@Mimi.10014 ай бұрын

  • So what we've learned today is mario goes through some dangerous places on his adventures!

    @aidanmoore8751@aidanmoore87515 ай бұрын

    • How did you comment 4 days ago when the video was uploaded today⁉️⁉️⁉️

      @ui_gamez1634@ui_gamez16344 ай бұрын

    • @@ui_gamez1634 Membership.

      @aidanmoore8751@aidanmoore87514 ай бұрын

    • @@ui_gamez1634it’s a member

      @AK_804@AK_8044 ай бұрын

    • Video was made: 7 days ago You: commented 10 days ago Me: HOW

      @carsonscity7670@carsonscity76704 ай бұрын

    • @@carsonscity7670 he’s a member bro

      @AK_804@AK_8044 ай бұрын

  • The galaxy games are for sure the most dangerous. Being that close to multiple black holes at all times already puts it number 1. Also you start in a meteor shower and galaxy one has you floating in space from being blasted away without oxygen. Good video!!!

    @Kenneth3748@Kenneth37484 ай бұрын

  • Well this is a very interesting video, but I guess that Nathaniel wanted to **play it safe** before Christmas Day, which is understandable! Joke aside, love your content as always! ❤

    @Lexzim9098@Lexzim90985 ай бұрын

  • How is Mario galaxy safe??? MARIO IS IN SPACE WITH NO OXYGEN

    @shewante2@shewante25 ай бұрын

    • The planets have trees, so likely an atmosphere

      @69sigmamale69@69sigmamale6917 күн бұрын

    • not to mention black holes right next to each planet

      @JakeTheStakeNowIn3D5024@JakeTheStakeNowIn3D50247 күн бұрын

  • Thanks for helping keep the people safe. Keep up the good work!

    @j0rts@j0rts5 ай бұрын

    • You too 🫡

      @NathanielBandy@NathanielBandy4 ай бұрын

    • I was mad for a second because of the KZhead plagiarism controversies but good to know you’re getting approval from another safety inspector.

      @Bullfrog777@Bullfrog7774 ай бұрын

    • ​@@NathanielBandy How do u get Æ?

      @gabrieldossantosscheffer870@gabrieldossantosscheffer8702 ай бұрын

    • hi J0rts

      @SyckoMode@SyckoModeАй бұрын

  • There needs to be more pacifist style of platformer’s, especially with Mario since almost everything wants you dead

    @KeebeThePlush@KeebeThePlush5 ай бұрын

    • That the world of platformers you know

      @theenderkirby939@theenderkirby9395 ай бұрын

    • How would you even make such a game without the quality and difficulty making a massive dip?

      @panwasacz2733@panwasacz27335 ай бұрын

    • ​@@panwasacz2733 my main guess is take a page of undertale sure you will easier time to take down enemies so they won't block your way but later on their death is pernament like in undertale and it will lead to alternate events from the kills

      @theenderkirby939@theenderkirby9395 ай бұрын

    • Geometry Dash recently released platformer mode and in 4 official levels that the developer made you only kill 2 characters, so it's kinda pacifist I guess

      @RandomBloonStuff@RandomBloonStuff5 ай бұрын

    • Sounds like you're basically pitching Doctor Who: The Eternity Clock.

      @CineScarborough@CineScarborough4 ай бұрын

  • I think that you forgot what Is the least safest object in the entire Mario series and it's present in NSMB2: its Warp Cannons. They are probably even worse than the Wormholes in the Galaxy games. Those Warp Cannons, instead of shooting you into the sky, shoot you on the ground making you run so fast that you break the space-time continuum and warping you into the Sub-Space of SMB2

    @biondigiacomo7176@biondigiacomo71765 ай бұрын

  • Let’s not forget how the castles in Super Mario Bros have no windows or anything for ventilation inside. The heat from the lava is trapped inside of these castles and walking into one would be like walking into a literal oven. You will be cooked alive within seconds of entering one.

    @BlueWolfZero@BlueWolfZero4 ай бұрын

  • But Subcon isn't just a dream, it's a world that can only be entered through dreams, so Mario Bros. 2 isn't just all taking place in Mario's Dream, technically Luigi, Peach, & Toad entered it through their dreams too. They are all actually there, subconsiously, but they are there.

    @tai456@tai4565 ай бұрын

  • “Walking bombs are as unsafe as it gets” *bomb-ombs: 👁️👄👁️*

    @thewafflegamer6152@thewafflegamer61524 ай бұрын

  • Currently watching this while crying my eyes out while going through the unbarable pain of untangling me hair. Thank you for keeping me entertained while i feel like im dying every single second 🙃

    @THEMIMIK@THEMIMIK5 ай бұрын

    • 🏴‍☠

      @kamrynrtmoss@kamrynrtmoss5 ай бұрын

    • Lol

      @EpicAj11@EpicAj114 ай бұрын

  • Thus potentially begins a series of ranking every Mario platformer in every way but the actual quality.

    @user-zw3on4bx2t@user-zw3on4bx2t5 ай бұрын

  • Plot twist: He originally wanted to rank the mainline Mario titles, but he felt it would too boring. So he ranked them by how safe they are

    @mariajimenafigueroa233@mariajimenafigueroa2335 ай бұрын

  • Now we wait for Nathaniel to rank every Pokémon and Sonic game based on how safe they are :]

    @Raph___A@Raph___A5 ай бұрын

    • For pokemon. As long as you don't venture out. You're safe

      @X-side694@X-side6945 ай бұрын

    • Sonic is easy since stuff like apotos and Station Square exists.

      @GUNUFofficial@GUNUFofficial5 ай бұрын

    • ​@@GUNUFofficialAnd so does Dark Gaia.

      @bonedude1286@bonedude12864 ай бұрын

    • @@bonedude1286 Dark Gaia is sealed away, you won't have to deal with it unless it's before Eggman cracks the earth.

      @GUNUFofficial@GUNUFofficial4 ай бұрын

    • @@GUNUFofficial Which is what happens in Unleashed, on top of falling from literal space. Not surviving.

      @bonedude1286@bonedude12864 ай бұрын

  • This guy can just make anything and make it entertaining lmfao 😂😂😂

    @eliezersarcos7813@eliezersarcos78135 ай бұрын

  • I absolutely love this concept. I like the idea of imaginging trying to survive in worlds like these

    @SeltzerFountain@SeltzerFountain5 ай бұрын

  • The ad should've been a VPN, to coincide with the safety theme

    @competitivedishwasher6579@competitivedishwasher65795 ай бұрын

  • J0rts and Nathaniel, what a duo!

    @jumentoqueanima@jumentoqueanima5 ай бұрын

    • Yep

      @theenderkirby939@theenderkirby9395 ай бұрын

  • Can't wait for him to rank the mario games based off how good the food is in each.

    @brykinjarman4625@brykinjarman46255 ай бұрын

  • Nathaniel you do realize humans can't breath in space, right?

    @Brad766-@Brad766-5 ай бұрын

    • ...so if mario can breathe in space, what even is he?

      @LuckyThirtyEight@LuckyThirtyEight4 ай бұрын

    • Every planet has its atmosphere

      @watermeloncat987@watermeloncat9873 ай бұрын

    • Planets. Have. Atmospheres.

      @69sigmamale69@69sigmamale6917 күн бұрын

    • @@watermeloncat987 Some planets don't have atmospheres

      @itraknmsandminecraft8094@itraknmsandminecraft809410 күн бұрын

  • I missed Nathan saying Get'r ranked it really brings back Bloons reference is great

    @EpiclydonebyShawn@EpiclydonebyShawn5 ай бұрын

  • This is definitely an interesting ranking!

    @GamerFunOriginallyAarush@GamerFunOriginallyAarush5 ай бұрын

  • 2:42 That's just a theory... A FOOD THEORY!!!

    @jpaulocpm@jpaulocpm5 ай бұрын

  • Ah yes, I’ve always wanted to play Mario IRL

    @caiusoof@caiusoof5 ай бұрын

    • Isekai mario

      @marcoscabezolajr.8408@marcoscabezolajr.84085 ай бұрын

  • You could eat koopas in any of these

    @TsarBomba69420@TsarBomba694205 ай бұрын

  • Interesting concept for a video, Nathaniel! Merry Christmas!

    @Thecoolgamer64974@Thecoolgamer649745 ай бұрын

  • The TRUE safest Mario world is Animal Crossing X Mario

    @BR-jw7pm@BR-jw7pm5 ай бұрын

    • I guess if tom nook not around to do bad

      @theenderkirby939@theenderkirby9395 ай бұрын

  • Petition for NB to bring back Top 10’s

    @LuigiLover85@LuigiLover855 ай бұрын

    • Agree, I miss his Top 10's

      @mariajimenafigueroa233@mariajimenafigueroa2335 ай бұрын

  • Mario galaxy 1 and 2 are the most dangerous because you cant breathe in space

    @rickywagner7552@rickywagner75525 ай бұрын

  • Nathaniel is back to ranking 🎉

    @KoolMarioFilms@KoolMarioFilms5 ай бұрын

    • Yes he is

      @leahluostarinen@leahluostarinen5 ай бұрын

  • Wouldn’t Mario Galaxy be last, you would die in seconds

    @zacharytosin9881@zacharytosin98815 ай бұрын

    • Not if Rosalina gives you her power like she obviously did to mario

      @marcoscabezolajr.8408@marcoscabezolajr.84085 ай бұрын

  • You FINALLY used Mario Land DX?? What an evolution lol

    @turbomario@turbomario5 ай бұрын

  • Types of Ranking Videos: Worst to Best Easy to Hard Danger to Safe (New)

    @Daisy23gaming@Daisy23gaming5 ай бұрын

  • 13:50 actually according to the manuals, the ending cutscene is what happens at the beginning of the game, Mario dreamt the events in the game then got his friends and did those things in real life

    @YoungMrBlue@YoungMrBlue5 ай бұрын

  • tfw the title is misleading… I thought “how safe it is” meant ranking the games based on how many risks Nintendo took to make a great game rather than playing it safe

    @pinksheep752@pinksheep7525 ай бұрын

  • I would like to take Nathaniel Nandy on my Lost Levels journey!

    @ashnboys@ashnboys5 ай бұрын

  • Luncheon Kingdom is very perfect for this.

    @thewideawake1@thewideawake15 ай бұрын

  • This concept is so funny

    @oregano689@oregano6895 ай бұрын

  • The bed in the comet observatory is Rosalinas bed... Youre not gonna sleep with her are you?

    @ral1009@ral10095 ай бұрын

  • Doing a ranking video for the holidays! I love it.

    @Russom5428Russo@Russom5428Russo4 ай бұрын

  • Wouldn’t you die from lack of oxygen in Mario galaxy 1 and 2

    @nickolasmcleod2244@nickolasmcleod22445 ай бұрын

  • This video idea is the same idea my 6 year old self would think of while playing a mario game. Especially one of the galaxy games, and I love it

    @tean0@tean05 ай бұрын

  • Dude your spoiling us😭 so many videos this couple of days!

    @bestgames64@bestgames645 ай бұрын

  • On my opinion, I have to say every Mario game is safe including The Lost Levels! I really like all your vids and huge like!

    @TheMarioGamer-hs7im@TheMarioGamer-hs7im5 ай бұрын

    • Striving for quality

      @theenderkirby939@theenderkirby9395 ай бұрын

  • anyone know what the graph is at 7:37? It seems intriguing and I want to look at it in more detail.

    @yoshiluva2873@yoshiluva28735 ай бұрын

  • I love this vid so much, probably because acknowledging the setting of Mario games is so relaxing

    @DrMunchy@DrMunchy3 ай бұрын

  • did Nathaniel forget that, oh I don't know, there is absolutely NO oxygen in space?

    @mystic64984@mystic649845 ай бұрын

    • Rosalina would give her power to you when you get there

      @marcoscabezolajr.8408@marcoscabezolajr.84085 ай бұрын

  • now, to start, I am not a psychopath.... however, couldn't you just eat the enemies? just murder and eat their insides for hunger?

    @Jahnlizevjah@Jahnlizevjah5 ай бұрын

    • yep

      @SecondaryYoshi50Win@SecondaryYoshi50Win2 ай бұрын

  • Galaxy not being at the bottom is wild💀

    @osteohiveporosis6882@osteohiveporosis68825 ай бұрын

  • Mario paint is the most dangerous because you can eat paint

    @glitchy7216@glitchy72165 ай бұрын

  • This could make for a really interesting mini-series. You could rank how safe/dangerous the settings of other kinds of games are. Paper Mario games, Mario and Luigi games, maybe even versions of Planet Popstar from Kirby games or locations in Hyrule from Zelda games. I also wonder how safe the Mushroom Kingdom from The Super Mario Bros. Movie would be to live in. The city is breathtaking and they at least have fruit as another food source. The only severe danger would probably be Bowser and the Koopa Troop being a very powerful and threatening military,but there’s plenty of community to work together with to stop them. Great Video and Happy Holidays!

    @HRR-@HRR-5 ай бұрын

  • I think you gave someone the idea to recreate the Mario Land 2 Map in the Bloons map creator and honestly im all for it

    @Mauro-hb6hy@Mauro-hb6hy5 ай бұрын

  • This is a bonkers and fun concept. Nice video.

    @tritonecrisantemo649@tritonecrisantemo6494 ай бұрын

  • These mario games are either safe or not safe

    @IceHawk100@IceHawk1005 ай бұрын

  • New Nathaniel video is MY Safe space

    @CatDonkey@CatDonkey5 ай бұрын

  • I think he forgot the fact that we can't breathe in space and our lungs will explode in 30 seconds.

    @UltimateArc@UltimateArc2 ай бұрын

  • After 2 Marathon video's,is't nice to have a chill ranking video like this one

    @desh206@desh2065 ай бұрын

  • I loved this formant! Please keep using it!

    @DAVINNIA314@DAVINNIA3144 ай бұрын

  • Mario's universe just isn't as inhabitable to normal humans, they have gravity stronger then jupiter (i think 39.70). But beside that Mario Kart 8 Delexue is the best place to live

    @TCBlueFire@TCBlueFire5 ай бұрын

  • Oh no the Mario in the thumbnail is from The Final Piece on SMG4’s channel. I’m getting Vietnam flashbacks from that arc and I hate it

    @zachlowe5096@zachlowe50965 ай бұрын

    • Um... Actually it's the one from the SMG4 thumbnail "Freddy's Ultimate Custom Spagetteria".

      @Androck124TheGod@Androck124TheGod5 ай бұрын

    • @@Androck124TheGod I think they used it for both videos but that was the first video that came to mind just because of how bad the arc was

      @zachlowe5096@zachlowe50965 ай бұрын

  • in reality if we were in Mario galaxy 1 and 2, we would die in a few seconds or minuets because no oxygen and lungs collapsing.

    @collinstewart64@collinstewart645 ай бұрын

  • I have to disagree on the "lack of nutrients" thing. The Mushroom you see in lost-levels is almost as tall as Mario. Now i dont know about you, but i consider that to satisfy my hunger to a HUGE degree.

    @chaospxl_@chaospxl_5 ай бұрын

  • how could you not take account of that galaxy is in SPACE?? no oxygen = instant death so galaxy is the least safe.

    @waffles4lifeuwu@waffles4lifeuwu5 ай бұрын

  • "Mario Odyssey is pretty much safe after getting some moons" Mario on the moon at the beginning: 🗿

    @Ale-pb4ux@Ale-pb4ux4 ай бұрын

  • Merry Christmas Nathaniel!

    @nickprewitt492@nickprewitt4924 ай бұрын

  • Mario waits for the bus is the true safest game

    @zaples_128@zaples_1285 ай бұрын

  • Merry Christmas and also I really enjoyed the video

    @Reducedyeti6721@Reducedyeti67214 ай бұрын

    • bro donated only to be all the way down here

      @drum_dragon7574@drum_dragon75744 ай бұрын

    • @drum_dragon7574 I really enjoy watching nathaniel's videos and I have been watching him for a long time

      @Reducedyeti6721@Reducedyeti67214 ай бұрын

  • I did not expect Galaxy to be in the top 5 because space but I”ll take it!

    @CocatGaming@CocatGaming5 ай бұрын

    • Rosalina would likely give you the ability she has to breathe in space so no worries

      @marcoscabezolajr.8408@marcoscabezolajr.84085 ай бұрын

  • bloons td monkeys being on the path on mario land 2 was clever lol

    @lavbubl@lavbubl5 ай бұрын

  • 6:43 “the only suit that makes things safer is the penguin suit” immediately slides and bashes marios head into some bricks

    @Average_Deku@Average_Deku5 ай бұрын

  • I’m just imagining waking up in bowser’s fury and seeing Godzilla out my window

    @Yugiohburst495@Yugiohburst4955 ай бұрын

  • Merry Christmas, Nathaniel bandy

    @blazemaster1310@blazemaster13104 ай бұрын

  • The feathers of the penguin suit can also keep you warm

    @jacobringenwald@jacobringenwald4 ай бұрын

  • SMG4 THUMBNAIL?

    @jeremyfangirl3357@jeremyfangirl33575 ай бұрын

  • This was a great video NB😊

    @user-qr2mt3jl3n@user-qr2mt3jl3n5 ай бұрын

  • Who knew that being a plumber could be so dangerous

    @CaptainCat101@CaptainCat1015 ай бұрын

  • This is a very interesting way to rank the Mario games, makes me wonder what other game worlds may or may not be safe to live in.

    @CamdenAndrews-hl3hu@CamdenAndrews-hl3hu4 ай бұрын

  • Rank all Super Monkey Ball levels!

    @Homing3000@Homing30005 ай бұрын

  • I love unexpected video ideas!

    @KidNamedCullen@KidNamedCullen5 ай бұрын

  • you should do a video where you try to 100% every RPG styled Mario game or do one where you try to 100% every paper mario!!!!! I love your videos and I am a big fan!!! Keep up the work man we appreciate your work and your videos!!!!

    @c_molly_bay@c_molly_bay4 ай бұрын

  • I love the sarcasm in this video 😂

    @Not_Kaitlyn@Not_Kaitlyn5 ай бұрын

  • 2:56 Mario Doesn't eat the mushrooms every time he uses them, He can Harness their Power without eating them as he Does in multiple 2D Games

    @Mario31802@Mario3180227 күн бұрын

  • Already, a video idea like this begs more a ranking video by safety with Sonic levels

    @Itsscottstudios@Itsscottstudios5 ай бұрын

  • This video has “Triggered” and “Mind Blowing” energy and I love it. This might be one of your best videos.

    @Shrock568@Shrock5685 ай бұрын

  • With galaxy, the comet observatory is in space so you can't breath.

    @MaiLe-bp6zn@MaiLe-bp6zn2 ай бұрын

  • Sick Video Once Again Dude!

    @alexzanderninjago9596@alexzanderninjago95965 ай бұрын

  • I'm in my binging Nathaniel phase, thank you for contributing to my addiction

    @xer0895@xer08955 ай бұрын

  • yay under 1 hour

    @michaelplayz5615@michaelplayz56155 ай бұрын

  • I can’t believe Mario’s Early Years didn’t make the cut

    @gammayoshi14@gammayoshi145 ай бұрын

  • Bro mario galaxy is the dangerous one, YOU CANT EVEN BREATH IN SPACE

    @LeviMeerman@LeviMeerman4 ай бұрын

  • Ohhh, I thought you were talking about safe sequels when I read the title, so stuff like nsmb2 xD

    @sonicexer1856@sonicexer18565 ай бұрын

  • For the next marathon could you do dk games

    @lemo-pv7qo@lemo-pv7qo5 ай бұрын

  • I definitely agree with you at the end, Squarespace is definitely the safest Mario game out there, it could possibly be the safest game ever!

    @Starluxe0@Starluxe05 ай бұрын

  • Well this is interesting

    @mariomaster101official@mariomaster101official5 ай бұрын
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