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George Discusses Getting Catfished, Max Address Hate Comments and More!

The Useless Hotline Podcast
2024 ж. 20 Сәу.
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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  • Thank you so much for giving Callum a microphone.

    @AnIrishMan500@AnIrishMan500Ай бұрын

    • We need a Cal cam

      @Double.D.Tootss@Double.D.TootssАй бұрын

  • The riff of was so unexpected but i need so many more of them please guys 😔

    @dnjfdbgfothjnt@dnjfdbgfothjntАй бұрын

    • I LOVE IT

      @rad8373@rad8373Ай бұрын

  • just two lovely ladies having a chit chat

    @rubylocker801@rubylocker801Ай бұрын

    • the British Jake and and Johnnie

      @nishavarma78@nishavarma78Ай бұрын

  • i genuinely feel so bad for george HOW DARE YOU CATFISH HIM!

    @lucyloo2874@lucyloo2874Ай бұрын

  • the riff off had me in tears 😭😭

    @amymariee@amymarieeАй бұрын

  • 'pink one looks tub' is wild looool

    @zz-ih5xe@zz-ih5xeАй бұрын

  • that pitch perfect bit was actually so funny would not have suspected that george knew so much about it

    @lisamassau440@lisamassau440Ай бұрын

  • please get Italian Bach on the pod 🙏

    @gemma.bgtgefrdwxwe@gemma.bgtgefrdwxweАй бұрын

    • YES PLEASE PLEASE!!

      @tamsindave@tamsindave3 күн бұрын

  • Meant to be in the office in my professional job but I'm crying laughing at max and George doing a riff off 😢

    @shannnnn537@shannnnn537Ай бұрын

  • thank you so so much for giving producer/manager man a microphone

    @han.ridl3y@han.ridl3yАй бұрын

  • You both should go on bach and Arthur's podcast and let them explain the universe to you guys

    @duckgamer9449@duckgamer9449Ай бұрын

    • George was just on with them.

      @Djm8520@Djm852027 күн бұрын

  • Looking gorgeous as always Max xxx

    @Alicelauren890@Alicelauren890Ай бұрын

    • so true

      @m1scha@m1schaАй бұрын

    • this needs to be said more often!!

      @Blue83149@Blue83149Ай бұрын

  • it’s so fun hearing max tell george new things and vice versa bc i understand them both😭

    @ilhaamelmi831@ilhaamelmi831Ай бұрын

  • perfect timing! just about to start my essay and now i have to sit and watch this for the next hour and 43 minutes 🙄 (thank you 😭🙏)

    @luigispasta@luigispastaАй бұрын

  • Max looks like he smells like baby powder 👀....George can u confirm?

    @mercc.292@mercc.292Ай бұрын

  • super random but the fact that George doesn't have a phone case makes me so uncomfortable

    @emmaslifeonfilm@emmaslifeonfilmАй бұрын

    • Idk why that's so weird whenever I take out my phone my friends scream at me to get a phone case

      @minecraftnerd2175@minecraftnerd2175Ай бұрын

  • best part of my week is a thursday and sunday for bach & arthur and the useless hotline xoxo ❤

    @ida.13@ida.13Ай бұрын

  • Is it just me or Is Max’s hairline perfect??? Like Max there is NOTHING wrong with it! 😅

    @Amber_dolluxe@Amber_dolluxeАй бұрын

  • I’m enjoying hearing more about George bb at the start

    @tarrarowan5214@tarrarowan5214Ай бұрын

  • GUYS I will definitely need a tour vlog!!! Pleaseeee I want Bts content and what you do before the shows, rituals etc.👏🏻

    @sofiaaaxo@sofiaaaxoАй бұрын

  • the riff off had me snort laughing accidentally on the bus. i can never get the bus again.

    @AHunt2024@AHunt2024Ай бұрын

  • the shade of red i have gone from laughing so much is hilarious!

    @Blue83149@Blue83149Ай бұрын

  • i'm sorry that happened to you George :(

    @isabella_z.j@isabella_z.jАй бұрын

  • Im irish and max thinking belfast is in Scotland is actually killing me. In a bad way. But george knowing the difference between northern ireland and the republic of is nice.

    @minecraftnerd2175@minecraftnerd2175Ай бұрын

  • omg i listen to this podcast like when im going to sleep and sometimes its too funny it keeps me up like im literally just lying there wheezing!! im so glad i decided to watch this one though cause im not sure id be able to just lie there through the riff off lmaoo (also max i love you and george both equally!! i dont understand how people could have a favourite!)

    @Megan_2554@Megan_2554Ай бұрын

  • I love this comment section bit please do it again!

    @korina-ellap3867@korina-ellap3867Ай бұрын

  • That is exactly why I don't do dating apps, too many creeps. So weird

    @degeniia@degeniiaАй бұрын

    • Ik when max mentioned them possibly turning up just to watch him wait it genuinely gave me the shivers. The thought of that genuinely scares me so bad

      @minecraftnerd2175@minecraftnerd2175Ай бұрын

    • ⁠@@minecraftnerd2175 And the fact that it was someone involved in the industry!! Such a weird situation

      @cevdalinka@cevdalinkaАй бұрын

    • @@minecraftnerd2175 Exactly! Idk how they can talk so calmly about it I would genuinely be freaking out lol

      @degeniia@degeniiaАй бұрын

  • Excuse me but... GEORGE YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL. First you get EGGS in your pots and on the roof, second you get CATFISHED and third someone makes a ig profile that it's a SHRINE to your persona?! You are clearly being followed/Stalked by some kind of FOXY DEMON. You need to be careful before they get your soul. Also, love the very short shorts, looking like a whole meal with sides. Max, you're proper fit too Xx

    @mr.porridge4898@mr.porridge4898Ай бұрын

  • The riff of was the highlight of this pod 😂❤️

    @Tay-nn7ff@Tay-nn7ffАй бұрын

  • The sheer panic on max’s face when George just starts singing do, dddd do, during the riff.

    @bronwyn.mj03@bronwyn.mj03Ай бұрын

  • When I heard George's story, my first thought was whether they were there to find out where he lives by following him when he left.

    @arthurchan1993@arthurchan1993Ай бұрын

  • is george on a sugar rush or something this episode hahah

    @hereitszara1497@hereitszara1497Ай бұрын

  • CALLUM HAS A MIC TY

    @liajordann@liajordannАй бұрын

  • Usually, i listen to podcasts to get me to sleep and i put on this one and got woken up by max screaming "SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GOOOOOOONE". My ears almost died but i loved it.

    @iqrafatima6898@iqrafatima6898Ай бұрын

  • callum is finally heard🙏🙏

    @beebus_@beebus_Ай бұрын

  • Max, your doppelgänger (James Charles) got vocal lessons and now sounds surprisingly good, so don’t lose hope king, I’m sure someone somewhere could help you 🫶

    @gracemarsh1353@gracemarsh1353Ай бұрын

  • If you go to coachella go to week 2- there's all the influences and people posing for pictures and stuff often on the first week. Week 2 tends to be when all the actual fans go and the crowds are a lot better

    @han.ridl3y@han.ridl3yАй бұрын

  • Yayyy we can hear callum ❤

    @sab29@sab29Ай бұрын

  • George, Arthur and Andrew all look similar because they've got the same beard/stubble and hair, that's about it

    @elliembh1726@elliembh1726Ай бұрын

  • To be fair on the thumbnail for the Andrew episode, I thought it was Arthur at first

    @queencupcakke@queencupcakkeАй бұрын

  • max is a gorgeous human being and we should tell him more often😘😘

    @georgie0020@georgie0020Ай бұрын

  • George, you did a great Belfast accent. Perfect.

    @johnking5174@johnking5174Ай бұрын

  • nearly spat out my coffee when my comment came up

    @mriarnkin@mriarnkinАй бұрын

  • I am dying that my comment was in this LOOL. Love to both and hope to see the pineapple cream in szn 2 babyyyyyy x

    @lainalouisa7806@lainalouisa780629 күн бұрын

  • The dangly bits actually your uvula. Crazy you talk about tonsillitis though as I’ve got that right now :(

    @sophiecanner1667@sophiecanner1667Ай бұрын

  • I am on the bus then max and George start singing and trying to keep my laugher in but I can't 😂😂😂

    @jamie144@jamie14429 күн бұрын

  • Stroganoff Clarke 🤣🤣🤣

    @marianamason1471@marianamason1471Ай бұрын

  • Dont worry george we also had the friendship bench. And yes no one used it because the only thing worse than being lonely is being shoved into a game where everyone hates you and doesnt want you to be there

    @minecraftnerd2175@minecraftnerd2175Ай бұрын

  • WAS NOT EXPECTING TO SEE MY COMMENT THERE LMAO love u max ur just not very good at singing ❤ actually i take that back why did he start singing im gonna cry

    @ghostingclay@ghostingclayАй бұрын

  • Excellent episode. So glad the podcast is continuing. Was worried with Max getting a new management company he might leave the podcast

    @jeffies2821@jeffies2821Ай бұрын

  • Max I'm genuinely serious WHERE did you get your Turtwig plush ?! I love him

    @ameliamasters4836@ameliamasters4836Ай бұрын

  • There’s no way Max thinks Belfast is in Scotland. 🤦‍♂️

    @camhusmj38@camhusmj38Ай бұрын

    • 🤭

      @AnIrishMan500@AnIrishMan500Ай бұрын

  • Maddening Max💖💖

    @srhtjuhh9134@srhtjuhh9134Ай бұрын

  • Omg max is not fat , I don’t understand all the hullabaloo? Xx max is a very handsome man

    @legster983@legster983Ай бұрын

  • Double length episode I'm obsessed

    @Double.D.Tootss@Double.D.TootssАй бұрын

  • as an irish individual i am deeply offended by max's lack of geographical skills 😞

    @ohtmealeo@ohtmealeoАй бұрын

  • i’ve decided i’m okay with george not being real

    @m1scha@m1schaАй бұрын

  • I really want them to just do a music episode. Music quiz, riff offs, maybe some instrument playing? They could make it hella fun :0

    @arcticwerewolf2@arcticwerewolf2Ай бұрын

  • George coming in with Darude Sandstorm was so straight white male coded

    @torackplays@torackplaysАй бұрын

  • Love you max ❤

    @shannnnn537@shannnnn537Ай бұрын

  • Thank you for giving Callum a mic guys xx

    @kayleighelizabeth24@kayleighelizabeth24Ай бұрын

  • that singing section kinda ate

    @marslia@marsliaАй бұрын

  • Our school had the friendship stop but nobody used it

    @itsmelola6963@itsmelola6963Ай бұрын

  • It’s so cute him laughing about a fox putting an egg on a roof

    @deirbhilewalsh8151@deirbhilewalsh8151Ай бұрын

  • Aw George I feel for you, I’m sorry you got screwed over again 🫶. Also I love when you can tell Max has had enough sleep via the sanity of the conversation, great ep, I’m here for the longer eps P.S Milky Max works so well bc you look like the milky bar kid

    @chloelord3578@chloelord3578Ай бұрын

  • Callum needs a camera now

    @bargainsstoragedeals3653@bargainsstoragedeals3653Ай бұрын

  • Can’t wait to get my “teckets” from the link in description

    @RagingGamingHD1@RagingGamingHD127 күн бұрын

  • I still dont know who Colleen Nolan is lmao

    @kaylinbester9578@kaylinbester9578Ай бұрын

  • We also had a buddy bench at my school!

    @pom.wmxoxo@pom.wmxoxoАй бұрын

  • Wow max looks like he’s lost 4kg good on him 💅

    @wonpilspinksweater1407@wonpilspinksweater1407Ай бұрын

  • Milky max is perfect! That’s has too stick !

    @legster983@legster983Ай бұрын

  • Please can I just come and sit in the corner and my the laugh sound track bc the way I laugh at this podcast is ungodly but also I should just but a ticket really

    @christina_333@christina_333Ай бұрын

  • please do this again with the comments they're so funny

    @tamsindave@tamsindave3 күн бұрын

  • Different names for the Guys. For George ARTHUR GC (to fit in with the other Arthurs), CRISPS (because he's such a snack) and KENT (Kent Clark because he's our hero). For Max MINI-MUM (He gives off such soccer mum vibes), TWINKIE (not because he's a snack but because he looks like he's full of cream) and DREWS-SILLA (because he looks as pale as a vampire in "Buffy").

    @Raven_Luna_Tick@Raven_Luna_TickАй бұрын

  • I'm in the UK and the link for the tickets doesn't work? anyone else having this

    @alanaroberts477@alanaroberts477Ай бұрын

  • Max is full blown my comfort person 🥺

    @christina_333@christina_333Ай бұрын

  • The riff-off is the best thing I have ever watched

    @abbierose4353@abbierose435325 күн бұрын

  • someone edit the riff off into the actual part in pitch perfect pls 1:22:25

    @kira2139@kira2139Ай бұрын

  • Poor George, this is funny and sad at the same time.

    @tutu3909@tutu3909Ай бұрын

  • I wanna know how many parties George goes to for Jedward to say they always see him out. Did they exaggerate or does George just go out all the time? I can understand that guy being apprehensive to help, especially on Halloween when you don't know if people are fucking about, but i can't pretend I wasn't a bit miffed that he didn't help George at the time 😅🤦🏻‍♂️ Also, Maya really did herself a disservice when she tried to say she hid in a bush for the programme. Like, why make it more difficult for yourself to sell the story?! 😂🙄🤦🏻‍♂️ EDIT: Coachella looks shit and American crowds are mild af, generally speaking.

    @JBW27@JBW27Ай бұрын

  • I'd actually would be curious to hear George sing for real.

    @cierraclemens18@cierraclemens1818 күн бұрын

  • i did not understand the straight talk george was on about either max not jst yiu 😭

    @bellaxholly@bellaxhollyАй бұрын

  • callum sounds like andrew

    @mimi-lh9nk@mimi-lh9nkАй бұрын

  • Im not even from the UK and I know who Coleen Nolan is 😂

    @dylanb5654@dylanb5654Ай бұрын

  • Max does give off white boy with long name vibes, like, 100% could pass as Percival, Peregerine, Leopold… Maximus at a stretch.

    @dylanb5654@dylanb5654Ай бұрын

  • I LOVE YOU MILKY MAX 🥛

    @mriarnkin@mriarnkinАй бұрын

  • who tf is coleen nolan

    @tripledublu@tripledubluАй бұрын

  • i’d say max looks more like denise welch but also petition to get him on loose women

    @harrietbrxwn@harrietbrxwnАй бұрын

  • It's crazy to think some ppl are now siblings to their ex's couldn't imagine how weird/ awkward that is 🤔

    @claireport22@claireport22Ай бұрын

  • icl (as a fellow northerner) i thought belfast was in scotland aswell

    @taytayslayslayslay@taytayslayslayslayАй бұрын

  • I dont know who Coleen Nolan is😮

    @user-gj4gl6ur3p@user-gj4gl6ur3pАй бұрын

  • My favourite part of the podcast is when max goes 'wait before we move on I have a story that Ive never told you before' and we all have definitely heard it before 😣

    @craivera_3886@craivera_3886Ай бұрын

  • I am CRYING from 1 hr 20 on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @Cassieellenm@Cassieellenm29 күн бұрын

  • These are not long enough!!

    @Txbstar@TxbstarАй бұрын

  • close the blinds next time lads it’s a bit bright

    @ellie-jc5cj@ellie-jc5cjАй бұрын

  • I’m Irish and I know who Colleen Nolan is

    @katexo9846@katexo9846Ай бұрын

  • omg my comment got read ❤

    @meganstapo1867@meganstapo186722 күн бұрын

  • I wonder what Max's favourite Evie evolution is

    @han.ridl3y@han.ridl3yАй бұрын

  • 21:38

    @rab.j@rab.j28 күн бұрын

  • Get callum on the pod

    @angelinas1684@angelinas1684Ай бұрын
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