Ted Cruz’s Desperate Damage Control, Trump Boys Point Fingers & Daddy Donny’s Tax Returns

2021 ж. 21 Ақп.
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The weather has been crazy across the country, on Saturday debris from a United flight headed to Honolulu landed outside of Denver, Ted Cruz continues to do damage control after his stupid trip to Mexico, members of Trump Incorporated are looking to point the finger of blame for the mess in Texas, Greg Kelly of Newsmax devoted a full segment of his show this weekend to Biden’s German Shepherd, fan accounts for the President’s dogs are posting tweets from their point of view, Diamond and Silk have a show on Newsmax where they cover “important” topics, we are one step closer to maybe getting a look at Trump’s tax returns and Don Jr. was sure to comment on it, MyPillow Mike Lindell is being sued by Dominion Voting Systems for more than $1.3 billion for falsely claiming that their voting machines were rigged, and Jimmy and Guillermo try the new signature greeting from “The Bachelor.”
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  • Everyone! I got running water again today! I have full utilities for the first time in 8 days! Mild hypothermia in my own home after 5 days! I will use my new power to say FFFUUUUUUUUU TED CRUUUZZZZ 🚨 🚨

    @petuniapop7819@petuniapop78193 жыл бұрын
    • Congrats!

      @robk.6591@robk.65913 жыл бұрын
    • @@robk.6591 thank you friend!! Never thought I would cry watching a toilet flush... 2021 already wild.

      @petuniapop7819@petuniapop78193 жыл бұрын
    • You don't appreciate life's luxuries until too lose them.

      @franklinsinclair6865@franklinsinclair68653 жыл бұрын
    • I wasn't sure if I was going to wake up on Wednesday.

      @FallenMuse81@FallenMuse813 жыл бұрын
    • Yay! Congratulations! Nice job hanging in there!

      @aleccoffey3765@aleccoffey37653 жыл бұрын
  • Seriously, they went so low as to attack his dog. That is a low blow. He is probably cleaner than the last guy to live in the White House

    @gabesarti7184@gabesarti71843 жыл бұрын
    • and, substantially smarter

      @donaldedwards5980@donaldedwards59803 жыл бұрын
    • That dog is way cleaner and smarter than Dump and kids.

      @sx8472@sx84723 жыл бұрын
    • @The Maelström The dog had to get a booster shot so he wouldn't contract rabies from living in the WH post-tRUMP.

      @xenophanes1598@xenophanes15983 жыл бұрын
    • Republicans have a habit of doing stuff like this, they attacked FDR's dog "Fala" too and Roosevelt used it in one of his speeches.

      @gljm@gljm3 жыл бұрын
    • Come on now! The last president's dog, Miss Lindsey Graham, was waaaay dirtier than Maverick.

      @79madmac@79madmac3 жыл бұрын
  • Releasing his tax returns is “just a ploy to hurt my father”? That sounds like a weird way of admitting there’s something nefarious to be seen in his tax returns, hence why they’re trying to look at them in the first place 😅🤦🏻‍♂️ Otherwise, how would it be “hurtful”?

    @codyash3802@codyash38023 жыл бұрын
    • I shared the same confusion...I mean.. "hurtful"...it's not like his Ex-presidential waist size is being revealed for the first time or anything.

      @figofnewtons@figofnewtons3 жыл бұрын
    • RIGHT!?

      @jameshartwell4345@jameshartwell43453 жыл бұрын
    • I guess that "the audit" finally finished.

      @flone9872@flone98723 жыл бұрын
  • The fact that three adults would go on tv and berate a dog... makes me sick.

    @girl43@girl433 жыл бұрын
  • You know you have absolutely nothing to say when grown men are sitting around making fun of an elderly dog. Like, what are they doing with their lives?

    @punky19761@punky197613 жыл бұрын
    • Exactly what I was thinking!

      @misskitty6586@misskitty65863 жыл бұрын
    • Beyond pathetic...🤦🏻‍♀️ I think Champ is a noble elderly dog Joe & Jill obviously love their German Shepard dogs🐕 🐕 It’s reassuring to have pets back in the White House🌟🐕🌟🐕👏🏼😊

      @mollysimmons2960@mollysimmons29603 жыл бұрын
    • Dogs will be dogs, you spend an hour giving them a bath, cleaning ears, brushing teeth, next thing you know they're rolling on dirt 🤦‍♀️ I guess those grandpa's have never owned a dog

      @raqueld4899@raqueld48993 жыл бұрын
    • We got 4 yrs of their Stupidity to hear..

      @soonersdevil@soonersdevil3 жыл бұрын
    • When you get old you don’t look beautiful anymore just look at Mitch McConnell. I think senior dogs are very beautiful and noble.

      @sueburek3725@sueburek37253 жыл бұрын
  • “If they can arrest my father for tax fraud then they can do it to everybody.” Psst, they have been able to for a long time. That goes for many other crimes as well.

    @jonnelson9760@jonnelson97603 жыл бұрын
    • 😂frs

      @jrzr1river489@jrzr1river4893 жыл бұрын
    • He always looks and sounds high as a kite.. Someone should keep him out of public veiw, he is an embarrassment

      @ferretfriend5458@ferretfriend54583 жыл бұрын
    • No, they can't do it to everybody. There are not enough officials to arrest everyone.

      @forgeustiss6667@forgeustiss66673 жыл бұрын
    • DJTJ is scared shitless he's next...that's the "anybody" he is really concerned about. Because he knows his daddy will throw him & his sibs under the bus without a second thought, which is why he put their names on the board of the Trump Org, just like how grandpa tried to hide million$ in Don the Con's infant bank account ..."We get all the money we need from Russia..."

      @m.k.c.5212@m.k.c.52122 жыл бұрын
  • I love how jimmy and Guillermo are legit friends. Guillermo is the best. And jimmy too.

    @dacronic1646@dacronic16463 жыл бұрын
  • That's right, DTJ! The IRS has long been known as someone to fear--- that includes his daddy, too. It's only fair.

    @yolandadenny8692@yolandadenny86923 жыл бұрын
  • AOC being a congresswoman from NY raised over 2 million dollars for Texans, physically went there and helped out while ted cruz abandoned his people in Texas and went on holiday

    @taqiyasir8086@taqiyasir80863 жыл бұрын
    • 5 Million

      @northsource7215@northsource72153 жыл бұрын
    • 5 million now

      @bandanakhadka3118@bandanakhadka31183 жыл бұрын
    • Literally doing Ted's job for him. C"Mon, Ted.

      @doctorthirteen5727@doctorthirteen57273 жыл бұрын
    • @House of Guards Ughhhhhh !

      @cindycarroll4866@cindycarroll48663 жыл бұрын
    • Ted Cruise gave his own money, pretty easy to spend others money , mean while the president Joe Biden just sign the disaster relief bill, should get water and food to Texans in about 2 weeks at this pace, well at least they can use the national guard..... ah wait they can’t still have 28,000 soldiers guarding Washington

      @SuperJohn12354@SuperJohn123543 жыл бұрын
  • Junior - if your dad has nothing to hide, then just SHOW the damn tax returns and release us from all this drama!

    @smilesandyoka@smilesandyoka3 жыл бұрын
    • Have you all covered Cuomo and killing all the elderly and covering it up, or is that just something to ignore?

      @Kingfisher1215@Kingfisher12153 жыл бұрын
    • The NYT published them a year ago

      @omeyehead7436@omeyehead74363 жыл бұрын
    • So if there's nothing to hide why not release the returns from day 1 jnr.?

      @mariastewart8810@mariastewart88103 жыл бұрын
    • But there's nothing in those tax returns. That's why daddy has to fight so hard to keep them a secret.

      @antonystringfellow5152@antonystringfellow51523 жыл бұрын
    • @@mariastewart8810 if theres nothing to hide why do Democrats refuse to do an election investigation?

      @Baaliwood@Baaliwood3 жыл бұрын
  • I literally clapped and cheered, sitting at home alone, when Guillermo jumped onto Jimmy. It made me indescribably happy. I really effing need to get out and see people.

    @audreymuzingo933@audreymuzingo9333 жыл бұрын
    • Hello How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe

      @tylerjakes6674@tylerjakes66743 жыл бұрын
  • I thought I couldn’t love Guillermo more, but I was wrong. His running jump is priceless!

    @seks1978@seks19783 жыл бұрын
  • As opposed to Cruz’s dog who was going to be locked inside for days while he snuck off to Cancun? Geez these people are sad and pathetic!

    @hongkongfueynz3071@hongkongfueynz30713 жыл бұрын
    • That's a LIE Luke, he brought his wife to Cancun. 😅

      @EricK-tb2dn@EricK-tb2dn3 жыл бұрын
    • Locked in the same house that was too figid for that family to stay in.

      @thisistheaccountname@thisistheaccountname3 жыл бұрын
    • Everything is going to be ok

      @jimmyconway3844@jimmyconway38443 жыл бұрын
    • Greetings Mr. Philips, since you mentioned my country of Mexico as it pertained to Ted Cruz's trip to Cancun, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America? In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid? Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way? I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions. Thank you for your time. Respectfully, Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.

      @bgonza2@bgonza23 жыл бұрын
    • @The Maelström Greetings Mr. Maelstrom, since you mentioned my country of Mexico as it pertained to Ted Cruz's trip to Cancun, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America? In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid? Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way? I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions. Thank you for your time. Respectfully, Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.

      @bgonza2@bgonza23 жыл бұрын
  • Guess who raised over four million dollars for the American citizens in Texas and I'm very proud of her

    @johnwinslow3776@johnwinslow37763 жыл бұрын
    • Future president!

      @winxred12@winxred123 жыл бұрын
    • But will Texans ever vote for her?? They keep voting gop

      @bobsidhu6636@bobsidhu66363 жыл бұрын
    • @@bobsidhu6636 They can't vote for her she lives a long way from Texas

      @johnwinslow3776@johnwinslow37763 жыл бұрын
    • Not a politic fanatic, but always checking. My first vote will go to who deserve it.

      @prcuchi@prcuchi3 жыл бұрын
    • She's a smart politician.

      @jascrandom9855@jascrandom98553 жыл бұрын
  • Don Jr. Sounds like he's been crying when he talked about his tax returns

    @lougrand7256@lougrand72563 жыл бұрын
    • he‘s probably just coked up.

      @margaritaiov330@margaritaiov3303 жыл бұрын
    • probably was, there's a good chance there's info there that will implicate him

      @grahamh1067@grahamh10673 жыл бұрын
    • Then Lets ask Joe Biden about his REAL tax returns.. I wonder what he would say.. Joe Biden : “Aw I paid my taxes to China”

      @friendlyneighborhoodhuman@friendlyneighborhoodhuman3 жыл бұрын
    • @@friendlyneighborhoodhuman do you know what a "straw man argument" is?

      @grahamh1067@grahamh10673 жыл бұрын
    • @@friendlyneighborhoodhuman Actually tRump did pay taxes to China.

      @susanmathers2222@susanmathers22222 жыл бұрын
  • Yes Cruz abandoned his dog. That's why they did it

    @jeremygregorio7472@jeremygregorio74723 жыл бұрын
  • It's official, I actually find Don Jr MORE repulsive than his father. Who woulda believed that possible. Can a boycott by sensible people take the air out of their balloon?

    @swapshots4427@swapshots44273 жыл бұрын
    • I’m worried he’s going to run for President in the future. I hope they uncover all the dirt on Trump and his kids so we never have to deal with another one of them again

      @justineharper3346@justineharper33463 жыл бұрын
    • He starts by opening his dam mouth .

      @cindycarroll4866@cindycarroll48663 жыл бұрын
    • Yeahhh right 👍🏾👍🏾💯

      @ivoryfyall4231@ivoryfyall42313 жыл бұрын
    • There are unfortunately not enough sensible people in the world, Swapshots...

      @dominaiscna@dominaiscna3 жыл бұрын
    • Agreed. Hes even worse than his dad. Dumber (yes, it's hard to imagine), more entitled (probably gets worse with every generation), and even more unenlightened.

      @arieljones4595@arieljones45953 жыл бұрын
  • As a woman of colour ,when I hear Diamond & Silk's voices, I quickly change channels.

    @ntandosekay@ntandosekay3 жыл бұрын
    • am with you they look and sounds like fools they are a embarrassment

      @doloresabdelwahed9878@doloresabdelwahed98783 жыл бұрын
  • Always a good job, Jimmy. Thx for showing us the lighter side of life. There are so many things we need to forget. Your Audience appreciates you.👌💜💜💜

    @carolking2640@carolking26403 жыл бұрын
  • He is a joke! He is more worried about his future which is honestly in trouble. Bye, bye Teddy!!

    @Carmen-ml7uc@Carmen-ml7uc3 жыл бұрын
    • Hello How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe

      @tylerjakes6674@tylerjakes66743 жыл бұрын
  • Guillermo is a national treasure. He so wholesome, like a teddy bear.

    @forprogress999@forprogress9993 жыл бұрын
    • His laugh gives me life.. You just have to love him

      @maureenngalu1718@maureenngalu17183 жыл бұрын
    • ...like a _drunken_ teddy bear. The Venn diagram of the sets _Drunken_ and _Wholesome_ is the element Guillermo!

      @geekdivaherself@geekdivaherself3 жыл бұрын
    • Awww too bad he's married! 😘🧸

      @bexanne99@bexanne993 жыл бұрын
    • Don't know about that . . . They played a prank on him and others, keeping him from entering the building, and his reaction was bratty in comparison to the others. He kept asking if the pranker knew who he was or who he worked for.

      @WinnieDaou@WinnieDaou3 жыл бұрын
    • More like a middle-weight somewhat out of shape.

      @buddydooley8650@buddydooley86503 жыл бұрын
  • Body shaming a dog? How dare you!

    @Blue-ej7rw@Blue-ej7rw3 жыл бұрын
  • Guillermo you jumping into Jimmy's arms is so funny and so awesome I love you both I love this show

    @hectordavila5782@hectordavila57823 жыл бұрын
  • Jimmy's got a funny laugh!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it❤️❤️❤️

    @carterfamily5006@carterfamily50063 жыл бұрын
  • “WHERE’S THE OUTRAGE?!!?”.... Umm. We voted him out

    @hisomebodytrackingmuch1309@hisomebodytrackingmuch13093 жыл бұрын
    • 👏👏👏👏👏 good one 👍

      @ellenhajie2421@ellenhajie24213 жыл бұрын
    • Wheeeen??? He still has 3 more years left?

      @famousnobody7574@famousnobody75743 жыл бұрын
    • There was some steel. It could have been high speed rail. It's a wall. How's that for outrage?

      @thomashughes_teh@thomashughes_teh3 жыл бұрын
    • @@famousnobody7574 ha! Sure Q

      @hisomebodytrackingmuch1309@hisomebodytrackingmuch13093 жыл бұрын
    • @@famousnobody7574 I’m referring to tRump when I say we voted the outrage out (answering Jr’s question)

      @hisomebodytrackingmuch1309@hisomebodytrackingmuch13093 жыл бұрын
  • Jimmy, thank you for sending laughs and encouragement and prayers our way in Texas. Last week was trying for me and my dialysis family, the elderly and special needs. While teddy bear was flying to Cancun, I was calling every dialysis facility and hospital to try my hardest to get others out life saving treatments. It’s so sad that he thinks one case of water after the fact is that moving seeing we are now dealing with food shortages. He should’ve been here on the frontlines helping us instead of his pockets!!!

    @candicenicole1219@candicenicole12193 жыл бұрын
    • Bless you.

      @impunitythebagpuss@impunitythebagpuss3 жыл бұрын
    • My prayers are with you. Over 3,000 people died in the months after hurricane Maria. People don't understand power is needed for dialysis, for oxygen machines, so many things than just lights.

      @MyAngrySanta@MyAngrySanta3 жыл бұрын
    • People forget the more vulnerable in a crises. I am truly sorry you are goin through this and will contribute to the money already raised. As much as I kind of double dog dare Texas to succeed when they start to threaten to do that, it is only funny when nobody is getting hurt sowhenstuff like this happens I and a lot of New Yorkers WILL try to help. I wish you luckI will pray for all in your state and I really hope that you get people in power who WON'T leave you in a lurch. Seriously if you got that from the GOP side,fine. Just get it from wherever. Ted Cruz obviously NOT being that person. You deserve better.

      @jacquelinecallejas1390@jacquelinecallejas13903 жыл бұрын
    • Greetings my Ebony Queen, since you mentioned the tourist city of Cancun, Mexico as it pertained to Senator Ted Cruz's recent trip there, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America? In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid? Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way? I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions my beautiful Ebony Queen. Thank you and God Bless. Respectfully, Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.

      @bgonza2@bgonza23 жыл бұрын
  • Jimmy always get me out of depression thanks jimmy for keeping me sane .

    @DMarie-qg4jp@DMarie-qg4jp3 жыл бұрын
  • Who looks like a sweet boy??!! That beautiful German shepherd, sweet face!

    @merlinsorangetabby@merlinsorangetabby3 жыл бұрын
  • Biden's dog is a rescue! Rescues dont need to be the prettiest, they are survivors and honestly make some of the best pets because they form a special bond with their rescuer.

    @ashahasnain6546@ashahasnain65463 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah and Champ has lived a happy life with his family that he loves wholeheartedly and who adore him too. The poor pup has done nothing wrong to be insulted by these shameless monsters on television. This has to be the abysmal bottom of human decency - or the lack of it to be more precise!

      @alexdelaluna404@alexdelaluna4043 жыл бұрын
    • It looks like that because its a 12 year old german shepherd and is very old. Most old dogs look a little rough. Dogs that size are considered seniors at 8 years old.

      @Alphasnowbordergirl@Alphasnowbordergirl3 жыл бұрын
    • I think he's a great dog with an interesting story. If the Bidens' dogs inspire people to find rescue pets, all the better. That point, of course, would be lost on the GOP, who also allow millions of people to go without food and healthcare every day of the year, so what do we expect?

      @cc1k435@cc1k4353 жыл бұрын
    • @@Alphasnowbordergirl senior dogs at 7 years old & most German Shepherds have hip problems, arthritis, and live approx 15 years or little less. Champ looks like a happy loved doggo; hope he stays that way the entire 4 years🥰

      @Chihuahualover1765@Chihuahualover17653 жыл бұрын
    • @@Chihuahualover1765 Don't you mean 8?

      @conandude76@conandude763 жыл бұрын
  • Aren’t you supposed to quarantine upon arrival from another country?!?!? 🤬

    @janetjasven9808@janetjasven98083 жыл бұрын
    • Yes 14 days but since Ted Cruz is very powerful senator he obviously doesn’thave to quarantine

      @joselandin1203@joselandin12033 жыл бұрын
  • I love how Jimmy never dwells on things, always sharp!!

    @MrStatepatrick@MrStatepatrick3 жыл бұрын
  • Diamond and silk are suspiciously enthusiastic about their ignorance.

    @sarahferguson1830@sarahferguson18303 жыл бұрын
    • Hello Sarah How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe?

      @tylerjakes6674@tylerjakes66743 жыл бұрын
    • they got famous for being batshit crazy. They gonna keep up the stick until money dries out, then they gonna come out reborn, and selling books about how they went down the rabbit hole and believe in all kinds of conspiracies and lies.

      @justadad6677@justadad66773 жыл бұрын
    • Embarrassment to Black women.

      @ladyointheatl5574@ladyointheatl55743 жыл бұрын
    • I think diamond and silk are a comedy duo that are just acting no one can be that ignorant..... Can they??

      @chrissharpe7119@chrissharpe71193 жыл бұрын
    • "Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly"

      @meeranaidu4656@meeranaidu46563 жыл бұрын
  • The German Shepard is beautiful. They just felt threatened 😝

    @sapid77@sapid773 жыл бұрын
    • Looks like a natural dog to me. No self respecting dog enjoys having a bath!

      @emilydavison2053@emilydavison20533 жыл бұрын
  • Dirty and dishevelled ? You mean like Ted Cruz’s reputation

    @nigeh5326@nigeh53263 жыл бұрын
    • If only he ever HAD one except for being a lyin' Cruz without shame and a spine.

      @alexdelaluna404@alexdelaluna4043 жыл бұрын
    • Ted Fled.

      @geekdivaherself@geekdivaherself3 жыл бұрын
    • BURN

      @lukeben2131@lukeben21313 жыл бұрын
  • Instead of staged pics, show me a 30 minute video of him doing manual labor to help 🙄🙄🙄

    @babyyvie@babyyvie3 жыл бұрын
  • I’m watching in Scotland and watching the section from Newsmax where they are discussing Bidens dog has finally convinced me that the U.S. has totally lost it.

    @jamesstevo7289@jamesstevo72893 жыл бұрын
  • Shaming dogs. That's the new thing for Newsmax.

    @The_Jiant@The_Jiant3 жыл бұрын
  • “Our Pillows” commercial has me dyin’ 😂

    @joehansen9826@joehansen98263 жыл бұрын
    • 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

      @5050GLOBALEDMTV@5050GLOBALEDMTV3 жыл бұрын
    • Hey! I would buy 20 pillows for 5$ I don't know what i would do with them though :D

      @Taffoman@Taffoman3 жыл бұрын
    • Zzzzzzzz

      @jimmyconway3844@jimmyconway38443 жыл бұрын
  • For anyone wondering, the snowball got dark from the soot from the flame, and there wasn’t any liquid because it evaporated too fast.

    @rosae197@rosae1973 жыл бұрын
    • Hello How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe

      @tylerjakes6674@tylerjakes66743 жыл бұрын
  • Honestly the late night lineup is fire on all networks. Love it!

    @MichaelM-yt6ww@MichaelM-yt6ww3 жыл бұрын
  • The pillow commerical was great

    @vincentb251@vincentb2513 жыл бұрын
  • Dog looks like a normal happy dog. Dirty just means he is running playing having fun.

    @Nicole-ed1zg@Nicole-ed1zg3 жыл бұрын
    • It’s a sign that is a healthy dog.

      @MariaGutierrez-uw4eb@MariaGutierrez-uw4eb3 жыл бұрын
    • @@MariaGutierrez-uw4eb He's more alert than those reporters making fun of him

      @cuccicucci4480@cuccicucci44803 жыл бұрын
    • I think he’s an older dog also.

      @mariahgrimes207@mariahgrimes2073 жыл бұрын
  • Where is the snow? He’s loading water, and the parking lot has no snow.

    @scullyitsme9844@scullyitsme98443 жыл бұрын
    • Hello How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe

      @tylerjakes6674@tylerjakes66743 жыл бұрын
  • Guillermo jumping into jimmy's arms is really everything rn 💞🤣I ship it

    @prichelly220@prichelly2203 жыл бұрын
  • Looks like Jr’s been dipping in the powder again

    @justineharper3346@justineharper33463 жыл бұрын
  • Eric and Don Jr. really want their dad to love them don't they.

    @doctorthirteen5727@doctorthirteen57273 жыл бұрын
    • It's been the same for generations.

      @cc1k435@cc1k4353 жыл бұрын
    • Very very sad

      @denasharpe2393@denasharpe23933 жыл бұрын
    • Like their old man before them. Cat’s in the Cradle …

      @silubr6170@silubr61703 жыл бұрын
    • DESPERATELY...if he could take his eyes off Ivanka long enough, perhaps they'd have a chance.

      @wildones9339@wildones93393 жыл бұрын
    • It is a fruitless effort

      @gabesarti7184@gabesarti71843 жыл бұрын
  • The dog is not dirty, that is his natural coloring!

    @deniseboldea1624@deniseboldea16243 жыл бұрын
    • @xrpmarkyb Watch more Hannity. He graduated high school. Nothing else, though.

      @g0679@g06793 жыл бұрын
    • They don't like coloured dogs or people of colour

      @forgeustiss6667@forgeustiss66673 жыл бұрын
    • it's literally just an old dog thing. German shepherds live up to 9-13 years and Champ is already 12 which is basically 80+ in human years.

      @unquietgrave4444@unquietgrave44443 жыл бұрын
    • He doesn’t love dogs. What a pathetic and vile person.

      @M4VTCNH2@M4VTCNH23 жыл бұрын
    • Dont mind them.... they just prove they’re not dog lovers. 😂 stupidity to the highest level🙄

      @vikaz3408@vikaz34083 жыл бұрын
  • Biden better not wear a tan suit, that's all I can say!

    @Cant_stop_thinking@Cant_stop_thinking3 жыл бұрын
    • Hello How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe

      @tylerjakes6674@tylerjakes66743 жыл бұрын
    • ..or eat any "fancy Mustard" while wearing a Tan suit... Many tiny peoples heads would explode..

      @juri_xiii9977@juri_xiii99773 жыл бұрын
    • @@juri_xiii9977 😂

      @Cant_stop_thinking@Cant_stop_thinking3 жыл бұрын
  • Jr needs 2 JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS “ Allegedly” 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂

    @latrecearobinson7731@latrecearobinson77313 жыл бұрын
    • His eyes were glassy as hell

      @Charmaine6645@Charmaine66453 жыл бұрын
  • He was supposed to self quarantine but instead made a fool of himself, mask less of course, at the Garland confirmation hearing!

    @thomaskline@thomaskline3 жыл бұрын
  • Great show Jimmy, very funny. Thank you!!

    @OurWisdoms@OurWisdoms3 жыл бұрын
  • Lol every time don jr speaks it’s like he is trying to put on a show.

    @YemYum@YemYum3 жыл бұрын
  • Ted could only muster a lame photo-op... meanwhile, AOC raised nearly $5 million for his constituents!

    @Opus313@Opus3133 жыл бұрын
    • Ironically, Flying Ted was loading the water AOC purchased for Texans.

      @drboze6781@drboze67813 жыл бұрын
    • Thank you!!!

      @maghenshaw8717@maghenshaw87173 жыл бұрын
    • You think people like AOC actually care she is the problem an idiotic millennials not talking about this situations

      @Darth-vade123@Darth-vade1233 жыл бұрын
    • @@Darth-vade123 What? Pleas explain.

      @ricardogonzalez2150@ricardogonzalez21503 жыл бұрын
    • @@ricardogonzalez2150 AOC could cure all diseases and some people will still hate her

      @LilyEvans1996@LilyEvans19963 жыл бұрын
  • i dont know whats more impressive, guillermo jumping onto jimmy or jimmy catching him :D

    @carloantonruales4560@carloantonruales45603 жыл бұрын
    • omg i just got a LIKE from jimmy? no way! not to overstep my boundaries here jimmy but just for once i think u should do that to Matt Damon, and after that u can go back to torturing him and whatnot. :) much love from the Philippines

      @carloantonruales4560@carloantonruales45603 жыл бұрын
  • They had insulted anybody who loves beautiful animals. Living dead human being

    @fatimaaskhkir6847@fatimaaskhkir68473 жыл бұрын
  • Desperation begets very unusual behavior when Cruz is trying to save his behind 🥺

    @nldias5234@nldias52343 жыл бұрын
  • I just got sea sick on the Ted Cruise.... I want my money back!

    @SteveMichaelson@SteveMichaelson3 жыл бұрын
    • I took a Cruz... I had to flush twice, it’s a long way to Cancun..

      @rosaamarillo2110@rosaamarillo21103 жыл бұрын
    • @@rosaamarillo2110 Sra. Amarillo, acaso usted es mexicana? Mrs. Amarillo, are you Mexican?

      @bgonza2@bgonza23 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine if AOC began stumping in Cruz's district as part of the nationwide effort to help Texans??!! Oh man, would that piss off Cruz!! Do it!!!! 😃

    @janineboitard6492@janineboitard64923 жыл бұрын
    • AOC has done more for Texas than Cruz, but doesn't she represent New York?

      @kelleybrown1666@kelleybrown16663 жыл бұрын
    • @@kelleybrown1666 - Yes. That’s kinda the whole point.

      @crusheverything4449@crusheverything44493 жыл бұрын
    • Beto and AOC with their actions said to Cruz, this is how its done. Reminder, being senator means you're a public servant. This is the public, serve them.

      @cms1381@cms13813 жыл бұрын
    • @@cms1381 and neither of them are senators

      @dragonprincess8205@dragonprincess82053 жыл бұрын
    • His district is the entire state of Texas...

      @danielgregory3295@danielgregory32953 жыл бұрын
  • I swear Donny did not talk like that before. His talks really really weird now.

    @manjoanne4174@manjoanne41743 жыл бұрын
  • Don jr looks about ready to spit his teeth out.

    @catlady5261@catlady52613 жыл бұрын
  • Hats off to AOC for how much more she’s done for Texas than teddy boy

    @jimit_up4974@jimit_up49743 жыл бұрын
    • The best Republicans can think of is imitating Democrats (while bad mouthing Democrats). They literally have no idea of what government is for and what they are supposed to do when elected.

      @bernardfinucane2061@bernardfinucane20613 жыл бұрын
    • Ted should be in Prison little Fidel Castro wanna be

      @beedee9534@beedee95342 жыл бұрын
    • AOC for president!

      @julianwaugh8221@julianwaugh8221 Жыл бұрын
  • That's the first rescue dog in the White House. Maybe he does have some health problems as many rescue dogs do, but he honestly looks healthy and happy to me.

    @cassandrasmyth8155@cassandrasmyth81553 жыл бұрын
    • He looks perfectly healthy. The photo was a bit blurred as well - it wasn't very clear at all. Champ looks amazing in all other photos. He's not only a rescue dog, he's OLD. He's 12 already, and those dogs usually live between 9-13 years. He's perfectly fine and he appears to be extremely well kept.

      @idalarsen2540@idalarsen25403 жыл бұрын
    • Every dog should be a rescue.

      @thegreyhoundnyc@thegreyhoundnyc3 жыл бұрын
    • I thought he looked really happy as well 😊

      @cindylacy@cindylacy3 жыл бұрын
    • He bite people like his master

      @mariarivera1404@mariarivera14043 жыл бұрын
    • @@mariarivera1404 stoops

      @thegreyhoundnyc@thegreyhoundnyc3 жыл бұрын
  • Funnily enough, I think DJTJ and Eric are getting WORSE!

    @seanfelid4135@seanfelid41353 жыл бұрын
  • "Life is funny. One day you're building walls, the next day they're closing on you." Perfect 🤣🤣🤣

    @SithLordNefaar022@SithLordNefaar0223 жыл бұрын
  • I am so tired of the trumps , And please leave the dog alone. Don’t know who was the guy talking about the dog. The dog is beautiful and he is an idiot criticizing the dog, don’t you have better things to do? Don’t mess with the dogs!!!!!!!

    @aseretvazquezgarza3575@aseretvazquezgarza35753 жыл бұрын
    • And these people get paid to speak stupidity ...what a miserable life of those FOX guys

      @TheMarPacifico@TheMarPacifico3 жыл бұрын
  • Jimmy kimmel nails his videos every time!!!

    @adityanarayan9620@adityanarayan96203 жыл бұрын
    • That's because they're all the same and created for sheep. 🐑🐑🐑

      @muximus2771@muximus27713 жыл бұрын
  • TED wanted to go somewhere hot, I am sure he will go somewhere hot in the end.

    @hatorihanso1238@hatorihanso12383 жыл бұрын
  • This is ur best yet! Love the greeting from Guillermo Jimmy.

    @rennysherrow3035@rennysherrow30353 жыл бұрын
  • Holy hell-DJTJ looks totally out of it. Don’t worry-I’m sure it’s just the “lights”...

    @Thatsmegigi@Thatsmegigi3 жыл бұрын
    • Or the mad amounts of uppers he does before he goes on some no sense argument. He's just like his dad say anything and everything to stay on top.

      @CastleBrookKrew@CastleBrookKrew3 жыл бұрын
    • Drugs

      @carriefox1146@carriefox11463 жыл бұрын
    • I was too distracted by the fact that he admitted the NY times report on Trump's taxes was accurate.

      @thisguy9819@thisguy98193 жыл бұрын
    • In case it wasn’t obvious, my comment was sarcasm...

      @Thatsmegigi@Thatsmegigi3 жыл бұрын
  • Ted didn't come back to Texas because it was the right thing to do, he came back because Mexico kicked him out... "Adios Rafael!" -🇲🇽

    @IAmSuzyQ@IAmSuzyQ3 жыл бұрын
    • OLE!!! 😂😂😂

      @miguelitobautista8908@miguelitobautista89083 жыл бұрын
    • Mexico finally got a chance to see how it feels to give a Repug the 🥾. 😂

      @famousnobody7574@famousnobody75743 жыл бұрын
    • Really Kick him out??? they love their county like that why they keep stress passing the border to USA???

      @tiffvu7719@tiffvu77193 жыл бұрын
    • @@tiffvu7719 It was just a joke.

      @IAmSuzyQ@IAmSuzyQ3 жыл бұрын
    • Mrs. Q, are you Mexican or of Mexican descent by any chance? In case that you are NOT Mexican, then may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America? In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid? Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way? I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions. Thank you for your time. Respectfully, Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.

      @bgonza2@bgonza23 жыл бұрын
  • That full of affection jump Guillermo pulled off into Jimmy’s loving arms and stronger back than assumed...PRICELESS! I hope Jimmy gives Guillermo a rose 🌹

    @YogiliciousP@YogiliciousP3 жыл бұрын
    • Hey Sazy Plew, do you know what is Guillermo's nationality without researching for the answer? I'm just curious. Thank you.

      @bgonza2@bgonza23 жыл бұрын
    • @@bgonza2 His Nationality- Why does that matter?

      @YogiliciousP@YogiliciousP3 жыл бұрын
  • As a Texan, thank you Jimmy.

    @bluestrife28@bluestrife283 жыл бұрын
  • Damn Diamond & Silk set us back 400 years...they are a Minstrel show...

    @seanwilliams8311@seanwilliams83113 жыл бұрын
  • Ted left his dog home in the freezing home without heat!!

    @elroy8272@elroy82723 жыл бұрын
    • And his kids were okay with that? Wow.

      @misskitty6586@misskitty65863 жыл бұрын
    • It must have been a hellish life to be Cruz's dog.

      @alexdelaluna404@alexdelaluna4043 жыл бұрын
    • @@misskitty6586 Well, he would definitely say that it was their idea.🙄

      @cc1k435@cc1k4353 жыл бұрын
    • But Biden's dog was a little dirty which is apparently much much worse according to Fox lmao

      @nicolenelson3853@nicolenelson38533 жыл бұрын
    • But you forget, he’s a Republican!

      @silubr6170@silubr61703 жыл бұрын
  • Blob Vila: PERFECT.

    @lisakaz35@lisakaz353 жыл бұрын
  • Omg jimmy and his cousin are so hilarious. Great 👍 job guys. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @glennisbennett5299@glennisbennett52993 жыл бұрын
  • Who else loves Jimmy Kimmel?

    @ryangentle9940@ryangentle99403 жыл бұрын
    • I DO, I DO, I DO!!!! I LOVE JIMMY 😍♥️😍♥️😍♥️😍♥️😍♥️😍♥️

      @Faith_First@Faith_First3 жыл бұрын
    • Yes 😍 hehehe who wouldn’t love Jimmy

      @winxred12@winxred123 жыл бұрын
    • Meeee

      @aljeanmckenzie1056@aljeanmckenzie10563 жыл бұрын
    • @@winxred12 i dont

      @sofiagrundy3610@sofiagrundy36103 жыл бұрын
    • Me ♥️

      @user-rg5we4yh2h@user-rg5we4yh2h3 жыл бұрын
  • "They're like Bert and Ernie with brain tumors." Lol!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @at0micbunnygirl@at0micbunnygirl3 жыл бұрын
    • Thats f---n funny!

      @blakewilliamson8267@blakewilliamson82673 жыл бұрын
    • result of inbreeding ... sad!

      @jamc666@jamc6663 жыл бұрын
    • Something is *VERY* wrong with them broads 🤣🙄

      @SithLordNefaar022@SithLordNefaar0223 жыл бұрын
    • Are they for real, I dont think so, they're idiots.

      @annclough7767@annclough77673 жыл бұрын
  • They have to find something on the dogs, because there’s nothing else to find on Biden.

    @barbaramyers890@barbaramyers8903 жыл бұрын
  • Genuine question here: does Don Jr think his most photogenic side is the inside of his nostrils? Why on earth does he always film from under his chin pointed straight up his nostrils? Coupled with those unnaturally white glow in the dark teeth makes for a very disturbing image 😶

    @celticphoenix2579@celticphoenix25793 жыл бұрын
    • He think he is actually good looking.

      @mattjamison484@mattjamison4843 жыл бұрын
    • Junior irate, not getting his way as much because his Dad being investigated for being first seditious president? His best bet would be to disappear from public viewing until he’s investigated? 323 days have passed since X45 attempted to overthrow Democracy, and he’s still freely grifting? Enough already!

      @rkeller8141@rkeller81412 жыл бұрын
  • Idk how anybody can watch the bachelor or bachelorette. It is the epitome of CRINGE.

    @mirhurta77@mirhurta773 жыл бұрын
    • I love watching jimmy, but when he starts talking about the bachelor I immediately switch the channel. Probably an abc required thing, but it is fuc-ing stupid blathering about nothing and l find it nauseating

      @lawrencelampke6007@lawrencelampke60073 жыл бұрын
    • @@lawrencelampke6007 yeah you can tell he gets paid to watch that garbage 😂

      @mirhurta77@mirhurta773 жыл бұрын
  • Yeah.. take care of your dog! Oh... I thought we were talking about Ted's dog, that he left to freeze to death when he went to Cancun.

    @NewMessage@NewMessage3 жыл бұрын
  • I remember when Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison did this last year. He tried to do the PR thing in fire effected areas and... Well. People refused to shake his hand.

    @Doctorme4@Doctorme43 жыл бұрын
  • TX needs to think long and hard about their heartless, inept GOP leadership the next time they vote.

    @ronkirk5099@ronkirk50993 жыл бұрын
  • Texas: - privatize the gains - socialize the losses

    @JRandaII@JRandaII3 жыл бұрын
  • I want to borrow a My Pillow to shut Donnie Jr. up!

    @marymcmahon659@marymcmahon6593 жыл бұрын
    • Hello Mary How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe??

      @tylerjakes6674@tylerjakes66743 жыл бұрын
  • Sooo thankful no one was injured ✈️ 🙏

    @EmsLionheart@EmsLionheart3 жыл бұрын
  • This episode of Kimmel was hilariously funny.

    @openmind763@openmind7633 жыл бұрын
  • She wasn't even considering that the snow is currently melting...mind blowing 🤯

    @deelee1569@deelee15693 жыл бұрын
    • Hello How are you doing? Hope you and your family are safe

      @tylerjakes6674@tylerjakes66743 жыл бұрын
  • The “My pillow” commercial got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @NEVY503@NEVY5033 жыл бұрын
  • That means that he is actually doing nothing for texans if he is pretending for the camera

    @christopherkettler8727@christopherkettler87273 жыл бұрын
  • Best part of this is Guillermo jumping jimmy 😂

    @ccaatthheerriinnee@ccaatthheerriinnee3 жыл бұрын
  • Derogatory remarks about Biden's dog is grasping at straws.

    @shedjammer87@shedjammer873 жыл бұрын
    • They photoshopped the first dogs for publicity very bad taste

      @nisigate@nisigate3 жыл бұрын
    • Rediculas and extremely childish..

      @ferretfriend5458@ferretfriend54583 жыл бұрын
    • Even Fingers' dog hates him.

      @BC2249@BC22493 жыл бұрын
    • You'd better not be talking about Bidens dogs.

      @foxydev4056@foxydev40563 жыл бұрын
    • Trumps dogs you're talking about right.

      @foxydev4056@foxydev40563 жыл бұрын
  • The parts of that plane were falling nearly as fast as Cancun Cruz's political future...

    @dennisw64@dennisw643 жыл бұрын
    • Wow hilarious... 🤥

      @EyeMaMoeRahn@EyeMaMoeRahn3 жыл бұрын
    • Sadly the morons in Texas will re-elect him, unleashing his idiocy on a national level yet again.

      @keithhunter3910@keithhunter39103 жыл бұрын
    • That's a good one.

      @teresitauy5532@teresitauy55323 жыл бұрын
    • @@keithhunter3910 I agree with you . Short term memory loss , and money works too.

      @teresitauy5532@teresitauy55323 жыл бұрын
    • I sincerely wish that was true. But convenient amnesia is thing in America

      @shirleyvz11@shirleyvz113 жыл бұрын
  • Eric didn’t just say we are missing trump did he?😆🤣

    @md9710@md97103 жыл бұрын
  • 12:35 Wow! Even the Mars rover Perseverance landed better than that!

    @HiddenMasters@HiddenMasters3 жыл бұрын
  • Cruz should have been quarantining after Int'l Flight. Here Cruz is "working" mask less.

    @energizme100@energizme1003 жыл бұрын
  • One of the best segment in a long time. That My Pillow commercial was a forever classic.

    @ACEBeantown@ACEBeantown3 жыл бұрын
  • I loved everything about this episode! Esp. Guillermo jumping on Jimmy, lol

    @studioskim3@studioskim33 жыл бұрын
    • Do you know what is Guillermo's nationality without searching for the answer? I'm just curious thank you.

      @bgonza2@bgonza23 жыл бұрын
  • GW Bush DEREGULATED the TEXAS utilities - were the tax saving worth it? Just listened (on youtube) to Billie Holliday singing Strange Fruit. What an awful footnote to our nation’s history - very sad.

    @thebookkeeper8404@thebookkeeper84043 жыл бұрын
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