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Major Payne | "What Are You Lookin' At, Ass Eyes?"

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2020 ж. 7 Там.
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Major Payne. Stream now on Peacock. www.peacocktv.com?cid=20200101evergreenownyt002&
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Damon Wayans stars in this hilarious escapade Major Payne. When peace breaks out in America, killing machine Major Benson Winifred Payne, United States Marine Corps Special Forces (Wayans), is given his marching orders... to the unemployment line. Unable to cope with civilian life, Payne is thrust back into the military regimen as commander of the Madison Academy Junior ROTC. How does the military's most dangerous secret weapon discipline a few good men when none of them is even old enough to shave? Any way he wants! At least until Dr. Emily Walburn, school counselor (Karen Parsons), joins his tour of duty. Armed with the comic genius of Damon Wayans and stockpiled with humor, "Major Payne orders up the laughs." (Los Angeles Times)
© 1995 Universal City Studios, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Cast: Damon Wayans, Karyn Parsons, William Hickey, Michael Ironside, Albert Hall
Produced By: Eric L. Gold, Michael Rachmil
Directed By: Nick Castle

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  • My dad was a Drill Instructor. One day I called him Major Payne and he slapped me into the sequel of this movie.

    @JewelzFinazzo@JewelzFinazzo3 жыл бұрын

    • Oh shit 🤣🤣🤣

      @JJ-yz6xe@JJ-yz6xe3 жыл бұрын

    • Haha lol

      @maxminroy4378@maxminroy43783 жыл бұрын

    • LOL!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

      @abledog006@abledog0063 жыл бұрын

    • @John Doe no and there shouldn't be unless all the actors reprise their roles. Imagine Orlando Brown playing Tiger now😂

      @thebee9907@thebee99073 жыл бұрын

    • @@thebee9907 Tiger could be the new commander of the JROTC unit, and Alex could be the new headmaster of the school. Payne and Miss Walbourne would have long since retired.

      @PatrickRsGhost@PatrickRsGhost3 жыл бұрын

  • Fun fact! This was actually the first time the kids met Damon Wayans, he stayed in character from the moment they met until the end of making the movie.

    @awkwardsaucce9387@awkwardsaucce93873 жыл бұрын

    • Makes sense especially with their extremely real reactions during the whole movie. Good time to reference that Charlie and the Chocolate factory was the same way.

      @jr540123@jr5401232 жыл бұрын

    • Minus his nephews of course

      @8BEC@8BEC2 жыл бұрын

    • Which means damon wayans actually fired blanks from his gun

      @Kirby07@Kirby072 жыл бұрын

    • @@8BEC his nephews weren't in the movie

      @dwightschrute4560@dwightschrute45602 жыл бұрын

    • Wow. Who cares?

      @juggiebonebrain3383@juggiebonebrain33832 жыл бұрын

  • “Killing is my business, ladies, and business is guuuuuhhd!” Still gets me.😂

    @jessemartinez9279@jessemartinez9279 Жыл бұрын

    • Boo hoo!!

      @ZhaoYun320@ZhaoYun3202 ай бұрын

    • Agree with you, me too

      @cdawg9895@cdawg9895Ай бұрын

  • "Yes sir, he is deaf." RIP Opie for speaking out of line

    @joshuapannell8131@joshuapannell8131 Жыл бұрын

    • "Oh... Thank you. Now drop Down and give me TWENTY FIVE MORE FOR SPEAKING OUT OF LINE"

      @DubABattery@DubABattery Жыл бұрын

    • "I'm sorry, Mr. handicap man. I didn't mean to offend you. Do you speak sign language? Can you read lips? Let me break it down. If you don't answer me when I speak to you I'm going to put my foot IN YOUR ASS!. IS THIS CLEAR, DUMMY?!"

      @90sNickfan91@90sNickfan91 Жыл бұрын

    • i mean... i gotta say i like the way he was considerate about it, but also didnt flinch from his way of being a total hardass with em. its this 'aight, you deaf, my mistake, cant expect you to hear me, but dont expect me to give you any leeway for it in any other regard'

      @sonofsparda657@sonofsparda6572 ай бұрын

  • "Yes, sir. He actually is deaf." "Oh. Thank you. Now drop down AND GIMME 25 FOR SPEAKING OUT OF LINE."

    @konnen7354@konnen73543 жыл бұрын

    • Out loud *

      @damianthebeholder6775@damianthebeholder67752 жыл бұрын

    • @@damianthebeholder6775 it is “Speaking out of line”. Basically it just means he spoke without “asking” permission to speak. In the military we typically start with “Sir/Ma’am, (Rank, Last Name) reports as ordered…” and then you continue with your statement or question.

      @DaDashieFan@DaDashieFan2 жыл бұрын

    • I didn't mean to offend you

      @LTJfan@LTJfan2 жыл бұрын

    • Do you speak sign language?

      @Imperialloyalist510@Imperialloyalist5102 жыл бұрын

    • Can ya read lips?!…

      @kingdel@kingdel2 жыл бұрын

  • This movie has so many memorable quotes. Damien made this movie better than what was written on paper.

    @YourBoyWang@YourBoyWang3 жыл бұрын

    • Who is Damien?

      @lyndonjohnson5449@lyndonjohnson54493 жыл бұрын

    • @@lyndonjohnson5449 I think he means Damon, the actor's name

      @valeriocastelluccio4952@valeriocastelluccio49523 жыл бұрын

    • Really made me think damon Wayans was a drill sarge at one point

      @oathkeeperkingdom4909@oathkeeperkingdom49093 жыл бұрын

    • @@lyndonjohnson5449 Damien Waynes. The actor who plays Major Payne. Fun Fact: The kid he yells at, “IM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER!” Is actually his youngest brother out of 7 siblings.

      @YourBoyWang@YourBoyWang3 жыл бұрын

    • Bri bri bri

      @normanvapes9197@normanvapes91973 жыл бұрын

  • The most accurate thing here is that Drill Instructors/Sergeants are actually really funny, and not laughing becomes a skill you must develop.

    @jackiechan6460@jackiechan6460 Жыл бұрын

    • Deez fool don't understand dat

      @sooulglowdripgawd@sooulglowdripgawd Жыл бұрын

    • Yea, one day in OSUT to be a (Cav Scout) we had to get dressed in the dark. I accidentally had my Army and name tapes on the wrong/opposite side. While in chow formation one of the Drill Sergeants saw it and asked "hey Private Army, why are you so F'd up?" I looked down, and after seeing it I said "I was rushing Drill Sergeant." He then screaming "OH SHIT, EVERYONE GET DOWN, WE HAVE A RUSSIAN SPY!!" He then smoked us for 20-30 minutes lmao.

      @JewelzFinazzo@JewelzFinazzo Жыл бұрын

    • Wow man, so accurate, I never really found out if they were intentionally funny or not. We had this one guy who talked and looked like the black Sylvester Stallone. Everything he said was gold.

      @MentLeee@MentLeee Жыл бұрын

    • @@sooulglowdripgawd *looks at the squeaky chicken*

      @ravenouself4181@ravenouself4181 Жыл бұрын

    • I'd fail so hard.

      @DrakenZGaming@DrakenZGaming Жыл бұрын

  • True story… Wayne’s went to a real marine corp base and wrote down all the insults. He spent about a week and a half listening to a real marine drill instructor. I love him and his family.

    @anneleeklein3283@anneleeklein3283 Жыл бұрын

  • This movie is extremely underrated

    @rexlint2520@rexlint25203 жыл бұрын

    • Facts, I love this movie so much

      @aidanriddle6768@aidanriddle67683 жыл бұрын

    • GTFO. They show this. Rotc in high school these days.

      @johnmoyarbmg5845@johnmoyarbmg58453 жыл бұрын

    • you think you special or something lol, this movie is known and loved

      @newagecinematics@newagecinematics3 жыл бұрын

    • FACTS

      @tarifel@tarifel3 жыл бұрын

    • Underrated to a kid. That u barely came across this.

      @johnmoyarbmg5845@johnmoyarbmg58453 жыл бұрын

  • When he did his sign language for the deaf kid i fell out

    @MrPcoz@MrPcoz3 жыл бұрын

    • I lost my shit when the "Dir yes Dir" happened

      @mikemarek6243@mikemarek62433 жыл бұрын

    • @@mikemarek6243 me too 😂😂😂

      @itsdahomiek3nny@itsdahomiek3nny3 жыл бұрын

    • 6:01

      @arseniodarden7380@arseniodarden73803 жыл бұрын

    • 🗣️ I'ma put my 👇👆 in yo 👌 IS THAT CLEAR DUMMY!

      @cameronbondwe_the_cuz@cameronbondwe_the_cuz3 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @christianstabley7166@christianstabley71663 жыл бұрын

  • “I AM NOT YO DAMN BROTHER!…NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20 SQUAT THRUSTS NOW!!”😂😂

    @keithjackson8154@keithjackson8154 Жыл бұрын

    • The irony is that he wasn’t his brother but he was Damon Wayans’ nephew!

      @NoPawn@NoPawn2 ай бұрын

  • "What we have here is a failure to communicate!" Love it!

    @Wolfdancer4859@Wolfdancer48592 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @theach84@theach842 жыл бұрын

    • ❤️

      @lanettecunningham5103@lanettecunningham5103 Жыл бұрын

    • Civil war - Guns & Roses...

      @soulinpain@soulinpain Жыл бұрын

    • Isn't that a line from smokey and the bandit? Doesn't matter it's still funny ain't it

      @stevenmalcom9875@stevenmalcom9875 Жыл бұрын

    • Cool hand Luke, Strother Martin quote 👍

      @joedredd13215@joedredd13215 Жыл бұрын

  • War has made me very paranoid, and when a man gives me the eyeball, it makes my agent orange act up and gives me the urge to kill.”

    @beccas2065@beccas20653 жыл бұрын

    • I never knew what he yelled towards the end of that rant, about the making the agent orange act up. Couldn't really understand so just watched on. That is very funny. I started watching movies with the subtitles on and am now picking up on all those lines I missed.

      @aaronlajiness72@aaronlajiness723 жыл бұрын

    • So dose LSD

      @xlucislux3137@xlucislux31373 жыл бұрын

    • LMAO 😂

      @havilavi472@havilavi4723 жыл бұрын

    • So he has cancer?

      @themusicmaster1077@themusicmaster10773 жыл бұрын

    • So that's what he says. Agent Orange

      @michaelblackwell4599@michaelblackwell45993 жыл бұрын

  • “You Plotting On Me Boy?”😂😂😂

    @christopherword7894@christopherword78943 жыл бұрын

    • Whats your angle!?!

      @Jchristpsalms8411@Jchristpsalms84113 жыл бұрын

    • Best thing ever

      @dsl_flix298@dsl_flix2983 жыл бұрын

    • Well I don't like it, made me feel all funny

      @rossrichardson6593@rossrichardson65933 жыл бұрын

    • I use this quote all the time. My wife hates it

      @migbro32@migbro323 жыл бұрын

    • @@migbro32 because she probably is plotting on you

      @c.galindo9639@c.galindo96393 жыл бұрын

  • People always say this, but they really DON'T make movies like this anymore. The humor, the camera, the child actors all very 90s perfection. Everything these days has to be either over the top or hyper realistic. The 90s always had the best balance of absurd/fantasy and realism

    @fundifferent1@fundifferent12 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly 💯

      @jamaalcurry8990@jamaalcurry8990 Жыл бұрын

    • as someone from the 2000s, i can say i agree when i watch 90s movies they just hit different

      @sstringcheesee@sstringcheesee7 сағат бұрын

  • "Whatchoo laughing at pig boy? You find a piece a candy in your pocket?" Killed me as a kid. I remember trying to tell kids at school about this scene and I couldn't stop laughing trying to get it out lol

    @aspaceproductions@aspaceproductions2 жыл бұрын

    • My favorite part of the line is how he asked him if he found a piece of candy in his pocket! Lol it's like he knew him so well already because, Heathcoat, he does actually get excited about finding candy later on lol.

      @rocky047586@rocky047586Ай бұрын

  • “You think your tears a stop Charlie from taking his bayonet and sticking it in your lil tiny heart” 😂😂😭

    @DrGanja99@DrGanja993 жыл бұрын

    • F*cking CLASSIC line!!!!!😂😂😂😂

      @taviuslewis2865@taviuslewis28653 жыл бұрын

    • Hahahaha

      @lovelessissimo@lovelessissimo3 жыл бұрын

    • Slippery he say...you think Charlie care anything bout slippery? Only thing he know is slip yo throat! What if this was a life or death situation?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @darrylwallace2428@darrylwallace24283 жыл бұрын

    • Funny as hell

      @Misterkennedy04@Misterkennedy043 жыл бұрын

    • Who's Charlie, and what's a bayonet?

      @stripedrajang3571@stripedrajang35713 жыл бұрын

  • “Killing is my buisness and buisness isss gooood”😭

    @MarcOutley@MarcOutley3 жыл бұрын

    • biness

      @frost3193@frost31933 жыл бұрын

    • @Cahill McCormick 1:20

      @kainoakanoe@kainoakanoe3 жыл бұрын

    • Boohoo

      @diehardnygiantsfan6569@diehardnygiantsfan65693 жыл бұрын

    • What?!

      @vicdeakins2238@vicdeakins22383 жыл бұрын

    • So good 😂

      @jacobcavanagh4501@jacobcavanagh45013 жыл бұрын

  • "Looks like we got a sickly boy on our hands. So we're gonna have to boost that immune system." 🤣 This movie will always be a classic

    @mkplusultra4171@mkplusultra41712 жыл бұрын

    • Lol always looking for highly specific genetic trait that allows anthrax antibodies to be made in the plasma or that odd special trait to be h.i.v resistant or being allowed to grow tobacco

      @josephraskal3013@josephraskal3013 Жыл бұрын

  • 5:33, the next 20 seconds is actually pretty wholesome lol even though it isnt real military stuff- Major payne said "thank you," and "I'm sorry, I didnt mean to offend you."

    @BinkyDoinkus@BinkyDoinkus2 жыл бұрын

  • "what you laughing at pig boy? You find a piece of candy in your pocket?" lmfao... Always has me dying

    @albertocuevas3009@albertocuevas30093 жыл бұрын

    • Even as a fat kid (and now a fat adult) I still find this funny.

      @PatrickRsGhost@PatrickRsGhost3 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @red1387@red13873 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂

      @vonasurratt3294@vonasurratt32943 жыл бұрын

    • What's your name tubby?

      @roberts4406@roberts44062 жыл бұрын

    • Bleed bleed bleed bleet

      @kenmorris8219@kenmorris8219 Жыл бұрын

  • 2:58 "What the hell was that your little freckle-faced cartoon?" -My favorite quote

    @Ender_Boy8123@Ender_Boy81233 жыл бұрын

    • 😂rs

      @Mitch_frmda1800@Mitch_frmda18003 жыл бұрын

    • He became the "Sherminator"

      @mcmobius1@mcmobius13 жыл бұрын

    • @@mcmobius1 Holy shit! That’s him? I knew he looked familiar.😂😂

      @justahuglyahhboi9676@justahuglyahhboi96763 жыл бұрын

    • followed by the kid's smile.

      @jwnj9716@jwnj97163 жыл бұрын

    • Did i give you permission to sneeze Opie?

      @braxtonpierce8768@braxtonpierce87683 жыл бұрын

  • 0:59 everybody but the deaf boy didn’t jump is hilarious 😂

    @R4hR4h@R4hR4h2 жыл бұрын

    • Is that the Shermanator second from the front? The red haired freckled kid.

      @ILikeMyPrivacytbt@ILikeMyPrivacytbt Жыл бұрын

    • @@ILikeMyPrivacytbt yes it is. And there goes Tech from Mali Bu Most Wanted.

      @chomnabngen6937@chomnabngen6937 Жыл бұрын

    • good attention to detail

      @yarrrriamapirate@yarrrriamapirate2 ай бұрын

  • "you think your tears will stop charlie from taking his bayonette and stickin' it in yo little tiny heart?" LMAO

    @21Rushisaband12@21Rushisaband122 жыл бұрын

    • “Turd heart”

      @capecodeddy@capecodeddy2 жыл бұрын

    • ​@@capecodeddy He said "tiny". Major Payne will fix your hearing for ya

      @Joe_Parmesan@Joe_Parmesan3 ай бұрын

  • “DUR YEAH DUR” easily one of my favorite parts 😂

    @MPPharaoh@MPPharaoh3 жыл бұрын

    • 6:03

      @loganthevillager9176@loganthevillager91762 жыл бұрын

    • honestly got me rolling 🤣

      @jacklingham6069@jacklingham60692 жыл бұрын

    • Wouldnt be able to fly now a days….lmao… was hilarious

      @jayb4344@jayb43442 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂

      @jazsminp1362@jazsminp1362 Жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂

      @steffkez0019@steffkez0019 Жыл бұрын

  • “Ya like the way I handle these white boys?” That always killed me 😂😂😂

    @SirBussAlott@SirBussAlott3 жыл бұрын

    • "I am NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER" #equaltreatment

      @pethrosuriahson6156@pethrosuriahson61563 жыл бұрын

    • He replies 'Malcolm X' 😁

      @misterabel_9017@misterabel_90173 жыл бұрын

    • @@misterabel_9017 “I AM NOT YO DAM BROTHER”😑

      @lildeepthroat3344@lildeepthroat33443 жыл бұрын

    • @@lildeepthroat3344 Now drop down and give me 20 squat thrusts now!

      @almightybeedee@almightybeedee2 жыл бұрын

    • The Corps has always been very progressive: everyone is equally worthless.

      @Cryptic0013@Cryptic00132 жыл бұрын

  • "What you laughing at pig boy? You find a peice of candy in your pocket? " gets me everytime

    @jordandabbs9805@jordandabbs9805 Жыл бұрын

  • He took me out when he said "Im sorry Mr. Handicap Man" 😂😂😂😂

    @JJones3.@JJones3.2 жыл бұрын

  • You just know the camera crew couldn't stop laughing

    @iweardirtydiapers1114@iweardirtydiapers11143 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah

      @skyzone7792@skyzone77923 жыл бұрын

    • I would have been that was some funny stuff

      @679iceman@679iceman2 жыл бұрын

    • Just know it was a fucking comedy, so they have the right to laugh.

      @hadmatter9240@hadmatter92402 жыл бұрын

    • Sir yes sir

      @Nightshade17655@Nightshade176552 жыл бұрын

    • Camera Operator MITCHELL AMUNDSEN 1st Assistant Camera CHRISTOPHER DUSKIN 2nd Assistant Camera PATRICK B. O'BRIEN

      @jessewest3903@jessewest39032 жыл бұрын

  • 0:59 When the gun shots fired... Every kid got startled, except the deaf kid.

    @AtomFlipper@AtomFlipper2 жыл бұрын

    • Excellent attention to detail.

      @mirkwoodphotography2089@mirkwoodphotography20892 жыл бұрын

    • I actually looked for stuff like that because I wanted to see if he would f it

      @glenncespedes5380@glenncespedes53802 жыл бұрын

    • Great eye

      @CowboysNo1Fan@CowboysNo1Fan Жыл бұрын

  • When he said in the beginning of the movie, “Gotta be somebody out there need some killin”. I was hooked.

    @jamesmason2605@jamesmason26052 жыл бұрын

  • Damien has so many great roles and memorable quotes, but this movie has got to be the one he's remembered for. I truly can't imagine anyone else in the role

    @wakkawakkagaming3710@wakkawakkagaming37102 жыл бұрын

  • "Achoo" " What the hell was that you freckled face cartoon... " One of my favorite movies growing up 🤣🤣

    @1801297868@18012978683 жыл бұрын

    • Did I give you permission to sneeze Opie? 😂😂😂😂

      @speddygonzales5@speddygonzales53 жыл бұрын

    • @@speddygonzales5 no sir

      @cameronbondwe_the_cuz@cameronbondwe_the_cuz3 жыл бұрын

    • Same here 😂😂😂

      @josephcrawford7922@josephcrawford79223 жыл бұрын

    • That was the funniest one.

      @jamesteegardner2273@jamesteegardner22733 жыл бұрын

    • I think he made mad comic reference

      @zerofink2586@zerofink25863 жыл бұрын

  • "Oh, well thank you. Now, drop down and give me 25 more for speaking out of line!!" 🤭😂🤣🤣🤣

    @atlien1988@atlien19883 жыл бұрын

    • "I'm sorry mr handicap" got me 💀

      @benve_luca@benve_luca3 жыл бұрын

    • That took me out because he thought shit was sweet😂😂

      @onojaemiller1649@onojaemiller16493 жыл бұрын

    • @@onojaemiller1649 facts! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @anirahhoward5012@anirahhoward50123 жыл бұрын

  • "Kick yo ass back to Mayberry" 😂 gets me EVERY time 😆😂😆😂

    @39mack23@39mack232 жыл бұрын

  • “Know this. Killing is my business ladies. And business is good!!” 😂😂😂😂

    @jasetwells9335@jasetwells93357 ай бұрын

    • At the head shaving part I always wonder 3 things. 1. Did shave their heads because of Alex or was he gonna shave their heads no matter what? 2. Why the cadets just let him shave their heads? 3. Why is Dotson the only one that looks happy he got his head shaved?

      @snakeeyes2551@snakeeyes2551Ай бұрын

  • Man they can’t make movies like this anymore

    @hisdukeness3037@hisdukeness30373 жыл бұрын

    • You're right about that,no originality these days.

      @babyjoker5395@babyjoker53953 жыл бұрын

    • @@babyjoker5395 This would trigger the SJWs.

      @devaughnsalter7379@devaughnsalter73793 жыл бұрын

    • @@devaughnsalter7379 even most SJWs understand that the military is one monster they can't tackle.

      @DarthDestructusTheSithLord@DarthDestructusTheSithLord3 жыл бұрын

    • @@DarthDestructusTheSithLord But movies based on the military are a different story.

      @devaughnsalter7379@devaughnsalter73793 жыл бұрын

    • @@DarthDestructusTheSithLord That aside, these colors don't run.

      @devaughnsalter7379@devaughnsalter73793 жыл бұрын

  • “Yeah sir actually he is deaf” “Oh, thank you. Now drop down and give me 20 more for speaking out of line”

    @arianalangley3673@arianalangley36733 жыл бұрын

    • 25

      @rezeeo-1246@rezeeo-12462 жыл бұрын

    • Out loud*

      @damianthebeholder6775@damianthebeholder67752 жыл бұрын

    • You give me 25 for comprehension issues 😂

      @morbidsstudio@morbidsstudio2 жыл бұрын

    • interesting fact if he was going to answer that the correct response would have been for him to ask "Sir permission to speak" "Granted" "Sir he actually is deaf"

      @A_Wzone@A_Wzone Жыл бұрын

  • I’m going on 40 yrs old, and this movie is just as good as it was when I first saw it as a little boy! I loved major Payne then and now as adult!

    @showtyzzle@showtyzzle Жыл бұрын

    • me too 🤣🤣.. I still laugh like a little boy.

      @joneschilufya867@joneschilufya867 Жыл бұрын

  • I can actually recite this entire movie word for word. It's my favorite movie of all time, I've seen it so many times I can't even begin to imagine how many times I've watched it since I was a kid.

    @Sanestpenji@Sanestpenji2 жыл бұрын

    • YOU PLOTTING ON ME BOI

      @therealjcon@therealjcon Жыл бұрын

    • @@therealjcon "No sir!" 😨 😡 💢 "Well, let me tell you somethin' ass-eyes. Let me tell you ALL somethin' war has made me very paranoid and when a man gets to eyeballin' me it make my Agent Orange act up, and I get the urge to kill 🤬

      @Sanestpenji@Sanestpenji Жыл бұрын

    • Me too lol

      @cavontegoodloe4508@cavontegoodloe4508 Жыл бұрын

    • You were a military brat too?

      @pontiacGXPfan@pontiacGXPfanАй бұрын

  • Wayans deserved an Oscar for this. Absolutely hilarious, and he really felt like a drill instructor!!!

    @beng4151@beng41513 жыл бұрын

    • If I remember correctly his little brother played D and if I remembered that correctly both deserved an Oscar

      @hbsavage0387@hbsavage03873 жыл бұрын

    • @@hbsavage0387 nephew

      @MPPharaoh@MPPharaoh3 жыл бұрын

    • @@MPPharaoh thanks

      @hbsavage0387@hbsavage03873 жыл бұрын

    • We should start a petition

      @armaggon5920@armaggon59202 жыл бұрын

    • I can't imagine any drill instructor getting anywhere with a stupid, whiny, little kid voice like that. And what kind of super killing-machine special forces warrior goes around with two big-ass GOLD FREAKING TEETH shining out of his mouth????

      @christopherdean1326@christopherdean13262 жыл бұрын

  • “Let me see that belly roll..1 tubby tubby...come on pork chop...2 tubby tubby” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @thereallilgreg__@thereallilgreg__3 жыл бұрын

    • Thought he said chubby chubby😂

      @victorgodinez1296@victorgodinez12963 жыл бұрын

    • @@victorgodinez1296 he says chubby chubby on the second sit up

      @codynovak8259@codynovak82593 жыл бұрын

    • "Whoo you're a pure genius who are you Red Fox?" 😂😂😂😂

      @Ender_Boy8123@Ender_Boy81233 жыл бұрын

    • What's always confused me is with how strict and hardcore Payne is, why he let him get away with those half-a**ed attempts at a sit up.

      @SubjectDelta20@SubjectDelta203 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @markdavis6039@markdavis60393 жыл бұрын

  • "I see we have a sickly boy on our hand, well we're gonna have to boots your immune system, drop down and give me 25."🤣🤣🤣

    @Omari1125@Omari11252 жыл бұрын

  • I remember watching this for the first time when I was a kid. My face hurt from laughing and smiling so much.

    @ericochoa4271@ericochoa42712 жыл бұрын

  • Mans said "dur yee dur" 😭

    @Fast.Money956@Fast.Money9563 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣

      @alexpalex8916@alexpalex89163 жыл бұрын

    • LMFAO

      @hunterparker6020@hunterparker60203 жыл бұрын

    • COULD YOU IMAGINE IF THEY MADE THIS MOVIE TODAY ALL THE JOKES WOULD CENSORED INSTANTLY ESPCIALLY THE HANDICAP JOKES

      @edwincolon3270@edwincolon32703 жыл бұрын

    • ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

      @A_PringlesCanwithVeins@A_PringlesCanwithVeins3 жыл бұрын

    • How did he know what to say tho?! Lol

      @MillieMoBuckz@MillieMoBuckz3 жыл бұрын

  • My favorite quote ever from this movie is “Thats a mighty fine handshake you got there. You wanna wrestle?”

    @TheOpenerXD@TheOpenerXD3 жыл бұрын

    • I would pay to watch her mud wrestling some other chick at this time

      @braxtonpierce8768@braxtonpierce87683 жыл бұрын

    • My favorite line till this day is “You’ll get no sympathy from me. You want sympathy look in the dictionary between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis‘. That’s where you’ll find my sympathy.” 😂

      @patrickthompson8142@patrickthompson8142 Жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @derekthegreat@derekthegreat Жыл бұрын

  • Will always be considered a comedy classic. Damon Wayans crushed this role so well that it's impossible to imagine anyone else playing the role of Major Payne and making it work.

    @robertc7232@robertc7232 Жыл бұрын

  • This was my brothers favorite part of the movie. He took me and my other brother to the movies to see it. Great memories! R.I.P SGT Wright. I miss you beyond words. 💜💜💜 Always my favorite Soldier.

    @blaquephoenixrisen@blaquephoenixrisen Жыл бұрын

  • “It makes my agent orange act up”😂😂😂😂

    @ytnickgucci178@ytnickgucci1783 жыл бұрын

    • And I get the urge to kill 😂

      @raegasper3092@raegasper30923 жыл бұрын

    • LMAO 🤣

      @coldycrusher5057@coldycrusher50572 жыл бұрын

  • Because of this movie I could NEVER look at a cupcake with pink frosting the same way again...

    @JayRizzi3@JayRizzi33 жыл бұрын

    • OH my goodness gracious....that was one of the best scenes. Too bad on television they edit out the fart.

      @newstarcadefan@newstarcadefan3 жыл бұрын

  • "I'm glad to see that you got a sense of humor, so do I" the fact that he`s a comedian in real life, makes this quote feel a whole lot more ominous.

    @simonderloshon4984@simonderloshon49848 сағат бұрын

  • This is actually a wonderful and heart felt movie.

    @jessetellez3924@jessetellez3924 Жыл бұрын

  • Released in 1995 and still the best military movie I've ever seen.

    @unclejim007@unclejim0073 жыл бұрын

    • You haven't seen many military movies. This is a comedy that is far from accurate militarily.

      @VagueMemory@VagueMemory3 жыл бұрын

    • @@VagueMemory Seen many military movies I know It's a comedy I just liked the movie more than other movies

      @unclejim007@unclejim0073 жыл бұрын

    • Have you not seen Midway with Glenn Ford, In Harm’s Way with John Wayne and Kirk Douglas, Top Gun, Full Metal Jacket, Saving Private Ryan, Mr Roberts, or Heartbreak Ridge?

      @woodyburns@woodyburns3 жыл бұрын

    • stripes starring bill murray was excellent too tho. idk which one i like better

      @twisted_kila@twisted_kila3 жыл бұрын

    • @@woodyburns Hacksaw Ridge

      @TheOmgWtfLawl@TheOmgWtfLawl3 жыл бұрын

  • Major Payne: It make you feel good see a black man run that huh? Cadet D: Malcom X 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @jeremyocampo5476@jeremyocampo54763 жыл бұрын

    • Lmaooo

      @summersanders54@summersanders543 жыл бұрын

    • Cadet D: Most random and yet most timely reply ever 😂👍

      @dec13666@dec136663 жыл бұрын

    • Major Payne: well let me tell you something D Cadet D: yea Brother? Major Payne: why don't you come a little closer.... *I. AM NOT. YOU'RE DAMN BROTHER!!!!! NOT DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 50 SQUAT THRUST NOW!!!!!!!*

      @Ender_Boy8123@Ender_Boy81233 жыл бұрын

    • @@Ender_Boy8123 He ain't his brother, but IRL he is Damon Wayans nephew

      @braxtonpierce8768@braxtonpierce87683 жыл бұрын

    • @@braxtonpierce8768 dude I was quoting off the movie. But thanks for the fact

      @Ender_Boy8123@Ender_Boy81233 жыл бұрын

  • "I am not your damn brother, naw drop down and give me 20"😂😂😂

    @abrahamdabo2576@abrahamdabo25762 жыл бұрын

  • What if I told you that this movie is the SOLE reason I served 10 years. It started with JRTOC, in high school, and I was so invested in the program that I didn’t want to leave that lifestyle after graduation, so I swore in and did the real thing. This movie definitely shaped a whole career for me

    @xtheerobjames3376@xtheerobjames3376 Жыл бұрын

  • IIIII AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER!!! 😂😂

    @H2ThaP@H2ThaP3 жыл бұрын

    • It's funny because that's actually his nephew.

      @EggheadJr1@EggheadJr13 жыл бұрын

    • @@EggheadJr1 really lol

      @summersanders54@summersanders543 жыл бұрын

    • @@summersanders54 yup

      @NevaSellmySoul@NevaSellmySoul3 жыл бұрын

    • That's his actual nephew.

      @anthonyabney4709@anthonyabney47093 жыл бұрын

    • Yep, that's Damien Wayans His mom is an unknown of the Wayans siblings, or she's just not as popular as the others are

      @braxtonpierce8768@braxtonpierce87683 жыл бұрын

  • “I see we have a sickly boy “ 🤣🤣😂

    @deraelevans222@deraelevans2223 жыл бұрын

    • WE GUN HAVE TO BOOST THAT IMMUNE SYSTEM SON

      @danestrenton@danestrenton2 жыл бұрын

    • "DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 25 PUSH-UPS"

      @Imperialloyalist510@Imperialloyalist5102 жыл бұрын

    • @@Imperialloyalist510 COUNT EM OUT

      @cameronbondwe_the_cuz@cameronbondwe_the_cuz2 жыл бұрын

  • That *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP* sound that Major Payne made kinda helped me do a Kermit the frog impression😂

    @jcrocky@jcrocky Жыл бұрын

  • 5:45 “ Mr Handicapped Man “ reference to ILC. 😂😂

    @chomnabngen6937@chomnabngen6937 Жыл бұрын

  • I'm sorry Mr. Handicapped man...😂😂

    @kendram5379@kendram53793 жыл бұрын

    • Major Payne did not discriminate

      @derricknichols5787@derricknichols57873 жыл бұрын

    • In basic training they called the group with all the stress leg fractures ( micro-bone fractures )from running, the crutch brigade.

      @asahmosskmf4639@asahmosskmf46393 жыл бұрын

    • Dör yes Dör xD

      @StoneColdSolidus@StoneColdSolidus3 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @TheBigmobe@TheBigmobe3 жыл бұрын

    • Thir yeh thir

      @noirpxp_9751@noirpxp_97513 жыл бұрын

  • The sneezing kid became the legendary "sherminator"

    @6hailhail7@6hailhail73 жыл бұрын

    • was he? holy sh!t, i did not know but he looks just like him! you are right. LMAO!!!

      @martro9266@martro92663 жыл бұрын

    • Yep, that's him

      @efosaosayande492@efosaosayande4923 жыл бұрын

    • I thought he turned into Rorschach from watchmen

      @harindersidhu2306@harindersidhu23063 жыл бұрын

    • @@harindersidhu2306 No that was Jackie Earle Haley who played Rorschach. Chris Owen plays Sherminator

      @braxtonpierce8768@braxtonpierce87683 жыл бұрын

    • @@braxtonpierce8768 And that kid ain't Owen?

      @efosaosayande492@efosaosayande4923 жыл бұрын

  • 0:01 that guy was always my favorite character 🤣

    @allencampbell1058@allencampbell1058 Жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @SunDragon243@SunDragon243 Жыл бұрын

  • Every line in this scene is worth an Oscar..

    @user-pg3nu5rx1h@user-pg3nu5rx1h2 жыл бұрын

  • Major Payne, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, & Friday...all released in 1995. All are still as hilarious as they were then. When comedy transcends time & doesn't feel dated...Classic 👌🏿

    @FireMadeFleshII@FireMadeFleshII3 жыл бұрын

    • And Bad Boys And Die Hard With A Vengeance They Were Action Comedies

      @deshawndodd7883@deshawndodd78833 жыл бұрын

    • 👊💯👌

      @magnumpi8097@magnumpi80973 жыл бұрын

    • All produced by the Wayans

      @ayntchytius@ayntchytius3 жыл бұрын

    • The key is to not rely totally on pop culture references. Pop culture fades from memory and people don't even understand why a joke was funny a decade down the road. Damon Wayans yelling at a bunch of kids will always be funny, because it relies on nothing but itself.

      @andrewtoribio83@andrewtoribio832 жыл бұрын

    • 1995. Year I was born.

      @RB01.10@RB01.10 Жыл бұрын

  • Whole Team: BOOOOO!!!! Major Payne: “Shoots Pistol In Air!! 😂😂😂

    @theoriginalmurphy5015@theoriginalmurphy50153 жыл бұрын

    • The Deaf Kid doesn't even flinch.

      @Thompsonnw@Thompsonnw3 жыл бұрын

    • those shots had *so much bass* put in

      @systemshocker2875@systemshocker28753 жыл бұрын

  • "Killin' is my business, and business is GOOOOOOD" greatest line ever

    @FinniganHealey@FinniganHealey Жыл бұрын

  • This movie takes me back to when I was 8. I used to watch this movie with my sisters and my father. I was too young to understand a lot and laughed at the obvious. Now in my mid 30s I can enjoy this movie even more. In my book this movie is classic.

    @jaywjr2456@jaywjr24562 жыл бұрын

  • "You nasty little worm"🤣🤣🤣

    @exotiqblend28@exotiqblend283 жыл бұрын

    • Go change your Huggies, boy, and be back here pronto!

      @philipgomez349@philipgomez349 Жыл бұрын

  • This scene is one of the greatest comedic performances in this history of cinema. The number of quotable lines from this scene itself yet alone the whole movie is too many to count. Absolute BRILLIANCE.

    @benondatop@benondatop3 жыл бұрын

    • History of cinema?

      @gone.golfing@gone.golfing Жыл бұрын

  • I swear I STILL laugh to this day at the line "I have 8 weeks to turn u gagle of maggots, into a well trained cadet unit"!! The world needs major Payne now more than ever in 2023

    @xavier3982@xavier3982 Жыл бұрын

  • 1:08 Civil War - Guns & Roses 1:46 Megadeth - KIMB

    @chapametal08@chapametal082 жыл бұрын

    • I see what u did there

      @fl8281@fl82813 ай бұрын

  • 0:10 is so wholesome when you really look at it. Dude's about to leave but remembers his friend is deaf so he taps him on the shoulder. Never noticed that. Also I didn't notice the dude in the beginning flipping him off as he was rallying everyone up haha.

    @Drummerboykhari12@Drummerboykhari123 жыл бұрын

    • D flipped him off, Tiger and Leland were playing with the Hose, Heathcoat was eating, the rest complied

      @necro5430@necro54302 жыл бұрын

  • "You nasty little worm" God this makes me hysterical every single time

    @protogenliffy@protogenliffy2 жыл бұрын

    • That was savage his face was the look of pure disgust haha

      @hawaiiboiskeezah8084@hawaiiboiskeezah8084 Жыл бұрын

    • His face! He looked so disgusted! Lol.

      @rocky047586@rocky047586Ай бұрын

  • One of the best movies ever.

    @busterellis7188@busterellis7188 Жыл бұрын

  • He still tells one of the most hilarious tales of the little engine that could to this day.

    @thesparxeffect9734@thesparxeffect97342 жыл бұрын

    • Toot TOOT!!!!! (:

      @Tonyhouse1168@Tonyhouse1168 Жыл бұрын

    • It wasn’t until Charlie rigged the bridge with plastic explosives 😅

      @BlackestMan@BlackestMan Жыл бұрын

  • “I, AM NOT, YO DAMN BRUTHA!!” 😭

    @profjay-zl4np@profjay-zl4np3 жыл бұрын

    • “I’M YOUR DAMN UNCLE!!” I’m sure he said that behind the scenes

      @RudyBaseball55@RudyBaseball552 жыл бұрын

  • Nostalgia hitting hard. Growing up with brothers, Major Payne, The Sandlot, Camp Nowhere and Rookie of The Year were household favorites.

    @XoXoDreaMeoXoX@XoXoDreaMeoXoX3 жыл бұрын

    • Hello

      @kesterwilliams4236@kesterwilliams42363 жыл бұрын

    • I know all of those and they are so good especially sandlot

      @tommygunn8227@tommygunn82273 жыл бұрын

    • Rookie of the year was my shit

      @tmoney0212@tmoney02123 жыл бұрын

    • Money Mud!

      @andrewblancheiii4464@andrewblancheiii44642 жыл бұрын

    • Don't forget The big Green and the little rascals!

      @luishinojosa9791@luishinojosa97912 жыл бұрын

  • 0:30 Your BEST Drill Sergeant

    @RizkymArifin@RizkymArifin2 жыл бұрын

  • This movie had just about everything. I came from a military family (I literally wouldn't even be born if it wasn't for the military) and this movie has been quoted pretty much throughout my whole childhood.

    @xamit1u@xamit1u Жыл бұрын

  • "What are you laughing at pig boy? You find a piece of candy in ya pocket??" 😆🍬

    @SierraBravo347@SierraBravo3473 жыл бұрын

    • NO SIR!!!

      @christiant1516@christiant15162 жыл бұрын

    • What’s ur name tubby?

      @Tiger17music@Tiger17music2 жыл бұрын

    • He.. Неathcoat, sir!

      @Kosteye1@Kosteye12 жыл бұрын

    • 1 tubby tubby, 2 tubby tubby 😂😂😭😭

      @ZARiNA851@ZARiNA8512 жыл бұрын

    • Heathcoat? You know you remind me of the Doughboy. If I poke your stomach, will it make you go ooh hoo-o-o-o?

      @airjordan60@airjordan602 жыл бұрын

  • "It makes my agent orange act up, and I get the urge to kill" best line in the whole movie

    @bevans224@bevans2243 жыл бұрын

  • Damon Wayans sure does have range as and actor. To go from playing Blankman who was so soft to playing Major Payne who's the complete opposite really does show his range

    @mustangsilver16@mustangsilver162 жыл бұрын

  • Payne: you hold it turd Tiger: *I CAINT* Best thing Tiger ever said lol 😆 2:02

    @ramid4643@ramid46432 жыл бұрын

    • Payne: I Said hold it or I will break that up and kick it around on the ground!

      @JustinChipmunkToyStoryAnimator@JustinChipmunkToyStoryAnimator Жыл бұрын

  • Damian Wayans played this part so well. Such talent in that family.

    @motordudeable@motordudeable2 жыл бұрын

  • He disrespected all of them lol

    @cr5cc@cr5cc3 жыл бұрын

    • Respect is earned

      @CommonlyKnowledgeable@CommonlyKnowledgeable3 жыл бұрын

    • Na, that's the way it is in real military school You gotta stand at attention and no movement at all, or the drill sergeant will be all over your ass

      @braxtonpierce8768@braxtonpierce87683 жыл бұрын

    • Even the deaf guy no offence

      @EAZYDUZIT22@EAZYDUZIT223 жыл бұрын

    • Because that’s how drill instuctors are they are trying to toughing you up

      @Will.Flavell@Will.Flavell3 жыл бұрын

    • As he shouldn't.

      @lovelessissimo@lovelessissimo3 жыл бұрын

  • I can only imagine how much fun and laughter there was on set.

    @tomservo5347@tomservo53477 ай бұрын

  • “You will WALK like me!” “TALK like me!” “And until you win those games!” “You - Will - Be - BALD like me!” 😂😭

    @Shawn-1954@Shawn-19543 ай бұрын

  • 4:54 "what are you lookin' at, ass eyes?" L.O.L.!!!🤣

    @DanielFlores-lb6hy@DanielFlores-lb6hy3 жыл бұрын

  • "If he's still in there, he ain't happy"🤣

    @ludwinmendoza1798@ludwinmendoza17983 жыл бұрын

    • You wanna hear the story of the little engine that could? 😂😂😂

      @justinwalker2460@justinwalker24603 жыл бұрын

  • "I'm sowwy, Mr. Handicap Man." Lmao. Good stuff.

    @yosemitesam4404@yosemitesam44042 жыл бұрын

  • Still one of the greatest movies of all time. Holds up whenever.

    @joelgermany1236@joelgermany1236 Жыл бұрын

  • 4:44 I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER!!! 😂😂😂

    @Will.Flavell@Will.Flavell3 жыл бұрын

    • NOW DROP DOWN GIVE ME 20 SQUAT DROP NOW.

      @00smokie@00smokie2 жыл бұрын

    • @@00smokie WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ASS EYES!?

      @The_Ultimate_Agent@The_Ultimate_Agent2 жыл бұрын

    • ​@@00smokie squat thrust*

      @trent_king@trent_king Жыл бұрын

  • Being born in 92', this will forever be one of my favorite comedies!

    @StickyIckyFresh@StickyIckyFresh3 жыл бұрын

    • I was born 1990 even.An i agree🤣Fuck i miss the 90'z😔

      @kkingofkingzq9032@kkingofkingzq90323 жыл бұрын

    • Yeeee Jan 12 92 babeh lesss gooo

      @hawaiiboiskeezah8084@hawaiiboiskeezah8084 Жыл бұрын

    • 91 here it’s amazing watched it hundreds of times know every line

      @SonofSolomon@SonofSolomon Жыл бұрын

    • 100th like

      @MASTEROFEVIL@MASTEROFEVIL5 ай бұрын

    • Born in 1993 for me.

      @taajwarpope2708@taajwarpope27085 ай бұрын

  • When da homie shot the gun in the air and scared the kids. 😂😂😂 I'm not the only one who was weak...

    @blaccknight1@blaccknight1 Жыл бұрын

  • the brimmin at the end is beautiful brought an actual tear to my eye (brimming is when a drill instructor hits you about the face with the brim of their hat while yelling at you, a relic of a military that no longer exists)

    @wrongfootmcgee@wrongfootmcgee Жыл бұрын

  • "Do. not. a. Tempt. To. Cha. Llenge. My. Au. Tho. Ritay." - love it

    @itzGCODE@itzGCODE3 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao

      @lanettecunningham5103@lanettecunningham5103 Жыл бұрын

  • "Whats yo name girlfriend " 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    @Bg12789@Bg127893 жыл бұрын

    • Deak Williams but the boys call me D sir you can call me D

      @cameronbondwe_the_cuz@cameronbondwe_the_cuz3 жыл бұрын

    • @@cameronbondwe_the_cuz D

      @raegasper3092@raegasper30923 жыл бұрын

    • @@raegasper3092 Yeah Bruh

      @cameronbondwe_the_cuz@cameronbondwe_the_cuz3 жыл бұрын

    • @@cameronbondwe_the_cuz You like the way I handle these white boys, D?

      @raegasper3092@raegasper30923 жыл бұрын

    • @@raegasper3092 Oh Yeah

      @cameronbondwe_the_cuz@cameronbondwe_the_cuz3 жыл бұрын

  • excellent detail, at 1:00 when major payne fires the pistol the deaf cadet is the only one who doesn't flinch.

    @eianfullerton1812@eianfullerton18123 ай бұрын

  • SIRRR YESSS SIRRRRR !!!!! 5:16

    @dr.greenthumb7711@dr.greenthumb77112 жыл бұрын

    • 6:03 Durr yee durr

      @trevorphilips7324@trevorphilips73242 жыл бұрын
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