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  • 50% chance prehistoric virus 50% chance super power

    @Mysteriousindividualguy@Mysteriousindividualguy3 ай бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😂

      @Tony-xj8lp@Tony-xj8lpАй бұрын
    • I'd take that deal.

      @hal3667@hal3667Ай бұрын
    • I like those odds

      @PrometheumHD@PrometheumHDАй бұрын
    • Dado que no conozco nadie con ningun superpoder deberias bajar ese porcentaje .

      @davidfreites2662@davidfreites2662Ай бұрын
    • ​@@PrometheumHD damn, beat me to it

      @adrianshippen4519@adrianshippen4519Ай бұрын
  • "Sir your covid test showed negative, you have 103 unidentified diseases though"

    @RXZEN_Wxah@RXZEN_Wxah3 ай бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @Wystypic@WystypicАй бұрын
    • I HAVE THEP OWER TO MAKE IT 70

      @pommedeterre4940@pommedeterre4940Ай бұрын
    • Well , the medical term is Dino-aids, but we don’t really know what date the virus originated.

      @Drewzdev@Drewzdev28 күн бұрын
    • Who the fuck has to money to get a COVID test from a doctor, lol my sister went and they said it would cost $200

      @gpettus9508@gpettus950826 күн бұрын
    • @@Drewzdev😂😭😂

      @goshdarnit4203@goshdarnit420326 күн бұрын
  • “Doctor, did my tests go positive?” “Sir, pick 13 names.”

    @ThatBoredPyrexical@ThatBoredPyrexical24 күн бұрын
    • "wait does that mean I'm having 13 kids or 13 viruses?"

      @Oowjfjnejaidjnensnsmnig@Oowjfjnejaidjnensnsmnig11 күн бұрын
    • @@Oowjfjnejaidjnensnsmnig “both”

      @ThatBoredPyrexical@ThatBoredPyrexical10 күн бұрын
    • @@OowjfjnejaidjnensnsmnigMeans pick 13 names for the new viruses you carrying. On a note, that’s not how you use quotation marks.

      @ChilloutG@ChilloutG10 күн бұрын
    • ​@@ChilloutGHe was just adding another to make it funnier, thats all.

      @Rudy61316@Rudy6131610 күн бұрын
    • @@Rudy61316 Ah, my bad. I thought he genuinely asking 😂

      @ChilloutG@ChilloutG10 күн бұрын
  • Achievement unlocked: “Unusual Survival Strategies”

    @Brendon_Xu_The_Big_B@Brendon_Xu_The_Big_BАй бұрын
    • I was looking for this reference, lol. Gotta love Terraria

      @mr.firebat2633@mr.firebat263315 күн бұрын
    • damn terraria referenced fr

      @thisal6540@thisal654015 күн бұрын
    • Terraria nerds:0 _Unusual survival strategies_ *Delay death from drowning by drinking water. It makes no sense, but you did what you had do*

      @Banana-cat128@Banana-cat12814 күн бұрын
    • W reference

      @SoniWyd@SoniWyd14 күн бұрын
    • I somehow got this achievement after “And good riddance”

      @NexSDC@NexSDC12 күн бұрын
  • "I was in the space, so I took off my helmet to sniff vaccum."

    @shabnamkhan2510@shabnamkhan251011 ай бұрын
    • Scientists say some parts of space MIGHT smell like strawberries. Somebody has to test that theory at some point.

      @judahboyd2107@judahboyd210711 ай бұрын
    • ​@@judahboyd2107 I assure you that these scientists graduated from walmart lol.

      @user-th4ro4oy8s@user-th4ro4oy8s11 ай бұрын
    • @@user-th4ro4oy8s there are actual ways they can test this with specialized equipment. it's how they got coke starlight. they detect different compositions in the vacuum of space, and some are those found in fruits and berries. it's interesting and you should check the studies out sometime.

      @john_doe668@john_doe66811 ай бұрын
    • ​@judahboyd2107 Raspberries, but still true! And it might also taste like alcohol, but this is most often in nebulae, not empty space.

      @kenyarimabry3167@kenyarimabry316711 ай бұрын
    • Sjk

      @-Shnawg-@-Shnawg-11 ай бұрын
  • when youre drowning but then you realise water contains oxygen

    @normancloete420@normancloete42011 ай бұрын
    • Bro Literally that happened to me If you inhale nano micro amount of water You can hold your breath in for another 5 minutes 😮 Was caught under some waves at the ocean 🌊 Very beautiful surreal feeling

      @EverythingLosAngeles-rr3ss@EverythingLosAngeles-rr3ss10 ай бұрын
    • ​@@EverythingLosAngeles-rr3ss is this real or did u jus make this up

      @kfrancis6904@kfrancis690410 ай бұрын
    • ​@@kfrancis6904 he capping hard

      @itslikethat2642@itslikethat264210 ай бұрын
    • @@ruska9773liquid oxygen is at -300 Fahrenheit. Your airways would freeze the moment you drink/inhale it and it would be your last breath 😂

      @noahcastor3239@noahcastor323910 ай бұрын
    • 😂

      @LostWolf911@LostWolf91110 ай бұрын
  • When your drowning but you gotta stay hydrated

    @zachhoward5090@zachhoward5090Ай бұрын
    • Underrated comment

      @TikitoDeLeon@TikitoDeLeon14 күн бұрын
    • @@TikitoDeLeonyour comment is a overrated comment

      @Usawheretheoil@Usawheretheoil7 күн бұрын
    • Bra what

      @user-ux8sd6un8f@user-ux8sd6un8f7 күн бұрын
    • Your comment is gleeful ​@@Usawheretheoil

      @ForeverRolling96@ForeverRolling967 күн бұрын
  • *Bacteria are more prominent in warmer waters* _Proceeds to suck up hot water on the bottom_ 😂

    @Wizard__J@Wizard__J29 күн бұрын
    • Boiling water kills bacteria tho brother. Key word on warm water, not boiling

      @mattgarey-hendricks1787@mattgarey-hendricks178717 күн бұрын
    • ​@@mattgarey-hendricks1787no one said boiling but you my guy

      @WrldConfusion@WrldConfusion16 күн бұрын
    • @@WrldConfusionuhhh don’t wanna be that guy but watch the video mate

      @baguetteonblitz9769@baguetteonblitz976916 күн бұрын
    • ​@WrldConfusion actually no one said warmer or warm, but the guy who made the comment. The video literally said "boiling out" and this dude said warm. Now you come in the comments, not even having watched the video to make an ass of yourself.

      @semihazah0352@semihazah035216 күн бұрын
    • @@WrldConfusiontell me you didn’t watch the video without saying you didn’t want the video.😂

      @josephdavis7812@josephdavis781216 күн бұрын
  • "help im drowning" *"eat the water"*

    @Ran090@Ran090Ай бұрын
    • Not how it works, he can put it back in.

      @Music_visualisers@Music_visualisers23 күн бұрын
    • based

      @_Geilolp@_Geilolp22 күн бұрын
    • He almost ate bikini bottom's beach

      @wlatislov@wlatislov19 күн бұрын
    • “Guys I’m falling from the sky ” “Bro drink the air” “….Waait”

      @MeaninglessThoughts.@MeaninglessThoughts.19 күн бұрын
    • 😂😂😂

      @msshaffer5@msshaffer518 күн бұрын
  • "Sir it appears that you got a disease" "What disease did I get?" "How would you like to name it?"

    @user-zd8ns6zv9b@user-zd8ns6zv9b4 ай бұрын
    • Oh sh-

      @ATpatullo2023@ATpatullo20233 ай бұрын
    • Ligma

      @der_dertensuramag2779@der_dertensuramag27793 ай бұрын
    • 🥶🥶ligma🥶🥶

      @Eaglethegreat@Eaglethegreat3 ай бұрын
    • @@der_dertensuramag2779ligma what?

      @rockouttdee@rockouttdee3 ай бұрын
    • @@rockouttdee Ligma balls!

      @der_dertensuramag2779@der_dertensuramag27793 ай бұрын
  • So i drank it -famous last words

    @ridanaaz9651@ridanaaz965124 күн бұрын
  • -Hey we got your results, you got a reeaally rare disease -how rare? -name it

    @shtambordaf4424@shtambordaf442417 күн бұрын
  • "I was outside and I found a pocket of fresh air so I decided to breathe a little"

    @outofpowder@outofpowder11 ай бұрын
    • 😂😂😂 this is soooooo stupid I'm in tears.

      @sierranuvon670@sierranuvon67011 ай бұрын
    • ☺️🤭😂

      @lynnefreeman7687@lynnefreeman768711 ай бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😂

      @dillcnskii@dillcnskii11 ай бұрын
    • XD

      @OwenRahmanlovAnime@OwenRahmanlovAnime11 ай бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😂

      @shashale@shashale11 ай бұрын
  • “I proceeded to shit my pants for the next 3 days”

    @mudpuppy8740@mudpuppy874010 ай бұрын
    • Diarrhea

      @Human0911@Human09119 ай бұрын
    • He just like me fr

      @crosssans9984@crosssans99849 ай бұрын
    • @@crosssans9984seems you need to stop stuffing your hole

      @v1nigra3@v1nigra39 ай бұрын
    • The way I CACKLED when I read that

      @bleps3557@bleps35579 ай бұрын
    • i did exactly this 2 weeks ago

      @davinrort2nd@davinrort2nd9 ай бұрын
  • Bro had to find the best glass of water to have at 3am

    @Wasted_Ant@Wasted_Ant29 күн бұрын
  • 50% change to die 50% change to drink a water

    @Semitd@Semitd19 күн бұрын
  • At his funeral. “ Joe was a man of many things, safety was not one of them” 😂

    @merkeymerk6029@merkeymerk602911 ай бұрын
    • Haha 😂😂

      @theslayergaming6756@theslayergaming675611 ай бұрын
    • 😂😂

      @sondarang538@sondarang53811 ай бұрын
    • Bro 666 likes 💀

      @michelinaitema5576@michelinaitema557611 ай бұрын
    • Now not

      @michelinaitema5576@michelinaitema557611 ай бұрын
    • LMAO

      @celibateemperor5450@celibateemperor545011 ай бұрын
  • “Then he got an ancient disease from 680 BC, kids”

    @Sumwonreeil_Totally@Sumwonreeil_Totally9 ай бұрын
    • No replies?

      @HoxosoYT@HoxosoYT9 ай бұрын
    • Bro started speaking 680BC *IgyVokhõnoooooooGogukmõm*

      @joosepkaha1687@joosepkaha16879 ай бұрын
    • ​@@HoxosoYTyes no repiles

      @SimpleMelsaves@SimpleMelsaves9 ай бұрын
    • Disease:🗿

      @haah69@haah699 ай бұрын
    • "Then i realised all water is ancient, kids"

      @KageYuuki@KageYuuki9 ай бұрын
  • -“Sir you have a disease” -“What is it called?” -“I don’t know, what’s your name?”

    @eliasujashvili7113@eliasujashvili711315 күн бұрын
  • "Your test came back, we have wonderful news" "See? Told you it was fine" "Your test results came back with a prehistoric dieases thatll prolly kill us all, we gonna name it after you though. So thats cool"

    @erikurizita6702@erikurizita670222 күн бұрын
  • when you find a magma block underwater in minecraft 💀💀

    @stxneryt@stxneryt3 ай бұрын
    • In real life💀💀💀

      @azizqureshi9180@azizqureshi91802 ай бұрын
    • 🤣💀💀💀💀💀

      @Wystypic@WystypicАй бұрын
    • I think this is soul sand. If it was magma, it would suck him in

      @Veiraviss@VeiravissАй бұрын
    • @@Veiravissi need cordinates to the magma

      @FSUcommit@FSUcommitАй бұрын
    • real

      @calicobagels@calicobagelsАй бұрын
  • "So i took my mouthpiece out.. And i fucking died."

    @ayoSzn@ayoSzn9 ай бұрын
    • Bruh this comment unfunny af

      @explosivesMan@explosivesMan8 ай бұрын
    • ​@@explosivesManyou unfunny af

      @How_is_this_taken@How_is_this_taken8 ай бұрын
    • @@explosivesManit’s pretty funny actually.

      @Ethnicbeauty@Ethnicbeauty8 ай бұрын
    • yeah,faf this comment is😂

      @davehart3860@davehart38608 ай бұрын
    • AND I SURVIVED

      @santizero7536@santizero75368 ай бұрын
  • Anyway, here's a pasta sauce recipe: Ingredients: 1 pound sweet Italian sausage, sliced 3/4 pound lean ground beef 1/2 cup minced onion 2 cloves garlic, crushed 1 (28 ounce) can crushed tomatoes 2 (6 ounce) cans tomato paste 2 (6.5 ounce) cans tomato sauce 1/2 cup water 2 tablespoons white sugar 1 1/2 teaspoons dried basil 1/2 teaspoon fennel seed 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper How to Make: In a large pot or Dutch oven over medium heat, cook the sausage, beef, onion, and garlic until well browned; drain fat. Stir in crushed tomatoes, tomato paste, tomato sauce, and water. Mix in sugar and season with basil, fennel seed, Italian seasoning, salt, and pepper. Reduce heat to low, cover, and simmer 1 1/2 hours, stirring occasionally.

    @not_cyanide@not_cyanideАй бұрын
    • Thanks😂

      @FallingEggo@FallingEggoАй бұрын
    • Nice of the people at the asylum to let you out for a bit to make comments that are unrelated to the video

      @waspanimations7037@waspanimations703726 күн бұрын
    • @@waspanimations7037 Yes, I am glad they freed me :)

      @not_cyanide@not_cyanide26 күн бұрын
    • Thanks bro.

      @aceclubs3979@aceclubs397923 күн бұрын
    • 👌👍

      @themrlupo3591@themrlupo359123 күн бұрын
  • SpongeBob be like:

    @TheGuyInTheWater@TheGuyInTheWater29 күн бұрын
  • I was walking when I felt thirsty and hungry. Then I remembered plants use photosynthesis for food and there's water in the air. So I died

    @MrJuandahero@MrJuandahero10 ай бұрын
    • Oml😂

      @mariannaglover6542@mariannaglover65429 ай бұрын
    • 🤣

      @VacationMeggySpletzer@VacationMeggySpletzer9 ай бұрын
    • Genius.

      @SomeoneNooby@SomeoneNooby9 ай бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂

      @lilbitofitall6764@lilbitofitall67649 ай бұрын
    • I do this every tomorrow during yesterday morning after I rose asleep 🙂

      @Taco_mann0@Taco_mann09 ай бұрын
  • This is how those horror movies start where an unknown organism of prehistoric descent infects a crew member.

    @1ntoTheAbyss@1ntoTheAbyss9 ай бұрын
    • And then the weird freak hides his illness from the rest of the group

      @ghostsofmykonos@ghostsofmykonos9 ай бұрын
    • God no just no.

      @Hojogamer@Hojogamer9 ай бұрын
    • @@ghostsofmykonos Yep until it's to late. It spreads to other people or transforms him.

      @MrArrmageddon@MrArrmageddon9 ай бұрын
    • ​@@MrArrmageddonAnd then they blow up the outpost and share a drink in their final moments

      @bboi1489@bboi14899 ай бұрын
    • @@bboi1489 True usually one or two of them survive sometimes. But there is like a final scene that the treat may not really be gone or one of the survivors has like moment where they may still be infected or something.

      @MrArrmageddon@MrArrmageddon9 ай бұрын
  • And suddenly I realized - there was crockagator stalking me as prey farting through the sand .

    @Drummrboy67@Drummrboy6711 күн бұрын
  • Pro Tip: If you're drowning just breathe

    @goampy@goampy21 күн бұрын
  • Little did he know that this is a leaking pipe from a nearby hospital water treatment facility

    @dadz6364@dadz636411 ай бұрын
    • Happy ending

      @AlatroyX@AlatroyX11 ай бұрын
    • Say only in ohio

      @Normesubscriber1725@Normesubscriber172511 ай бұрын
    • @@Normesubscriber1725 cringe

      @opsphantom2833@opsphantom283311 ай бұрын
    • ​@@Normesubscriber1725gen alpha try not to say "Ohio" for 10 seconds challenge (impossible)

      @brrrrrr@brrrrrr11 ай бұрын
    • @@brrrrrr nah impossible is an understatement

      @Evelastic@Evelastic11 ай бұрын
  • "Whoa! Theres a mysterious bubbly thing on the ocean floor! I must drink it."

    @IlysmJaze@IlysmJaze10 ай бұрын
    • Fr

      @chardonaehillery7046@chardonaehillery70469 ай бұрын
    • He knew what it was but it still isn't safe because the second the boiling water hits the cold river water it's now infested with bad bacterias

      @thenamesfrog85@thenamesfrog859 ай бұрын
    • River*

      @travisabr1294@travisabr12949 ай бұрын
    • He littearly just said its pure water u dummy

      @lavish001ray5@lavish001ray59 ай бұрын
    • @@travisabr1294🤡

      @teletubbietyler@teletubbietyler9 ай бұрын
  • not the life insurance ad in this video 💀

    @suvikhyasiingh6073@suvikhyasiingh607316 күн бұрын
  • Imagine if it's a magical potion, thousand years old , that gives you some supernatural powers 💀

    @AnandSRana@AnandSRana20 күн бұрын
  • Crab fart bubbling from under the sand be like:

    @akash_2303@akash_230311 ай бұрын
    • Bro 😂

      @arenlonglongkumer5643@arenlonglongkumer564311 ай бұрын
    • 😂

      @DieselMonstar965@DieselMonstar96511 ай бұрын
    • 💀💀

      @jengashaviss584@jengashaviss58411 ай бұрын
    • Hahah😂

      @allanropecio5442@allanropecio544211 ай бұрын
    • Comment doessnt make sence

      @tengenjoestar1991@tengenjoestar199111 ай бұрын
  • “Sir how tf do you have 7 viruses in your system!?” “I saw something bubbling out of the water and decided to drink it”

    @poorsum3@poorsum311 ай бұрын
    • When water boils the heat destroys all germs and bad stuff so it's good water. 👌

      @aksellion36@aksellion3611 ай бұрын
    • LMAO

      @bruh.3526@bruh.352611 ай бұрын
    • Imagine if he cause a world pandemic lol😂

      @Mad_clouds23@Mad_clouds2311 ай бұрын
    • ​@@Mad_clouds23 😮 that was not funn6

      @erkutefebaransel@erkutefebaransel11 ай бұрын
    • i know your joking, but just in case some people dont know, thats primary water which is drinkable and most likely healthier than regular bottled water

      @necksnapper933@necksnapper93311 ай бұрын
  • 50% fish poop 50%pure water😅😅

    @Emmaplayz-po7nc@Emmaplayz-po7nc9 күн бұрын
  • Doctor: sir you got a disease Him: what's it's name? Doctor: um what's your name again?

    @_Xx_codm_@_Xx_codm_12 сағат бұрын
  • Bro got the 'Unusual survival strategies' achievement

    @senorsink887@senorsink88711 ай бұрын
    • terraria reference

      @duxkuw8899@duxkuw889911 ай бұрын
    • terraria reference

      @helloagain.andagain.andagain@helloagain.andagain.andagain11 ай бұрын
    • terraria reference

      @bashjj_@bashjj_11 ай бұрын
    • terraria reference

      @kacpercapik7781@kacpercapik778111 ай бұрын
    • Terraria reference

      @ImM1le@ImM1le11 ай бұрын
  • Next week: "I got a rare incurable bacteria inside my kidney."

    @BeauGuintu@BeauGuintu8 ай бұрын
    • Doctor: "How would you like to name it?"

      @thatsactuallymyfps@thatsactuallymyfps2 ай бұрын
    • The patient: Uhmm… I would name it I dont what it ima name it

      @Iamtheman739@Iamtheman7392 ай бұрын
    • ​@@Iamtheman739huh????

      @nossta5242@nossta52422 ай бұрын
    • it’s boiling water so we good

      @sclurg@sclurg2 ай бұрын
    • Blud just got covid-24

      @king_of_clash7217@king_of_clash7217Ай бұрын
  • Always remember , just because you CAN , doesn't mean you SHOULD .

    @q.04x@q.04xАй бұрын
  • Bro got the "unusual survival strategies" achievement

    @xgabeisgodx5961@xgabeisgodx5961Ай бұрын
  • Bro got the “How did we get here?” Achievement

    @Lucid.shorts@Lucid.shorts11 ай бұрын
    • Bruh😂😂😂 and it’s one of those hidden ones so you cant just read the description and go do it😂

      @takima504@takima50411 ай бұрын
    • 472 likes and 1 comment? Let me fix that

      @artivinia.balledits@artivinia.balledits11 ай бұрын
    • Terraria

      @thedarkluminary@thedarkluminary11 ай бұрын
    • Nice Terraria refrence bless you

      @aliciayumiko@aliciayumiko11 ай бұрын
    • I got it by accidentally pressed heal button when i was drowning. I was surprised and shocked.

      @RashOma_Lol@RashOma_Lol11 ай бұрын
  • "And drank it cuz it's pure water boiling " Proceeds to eat all the microorganisms in the water

    @Ab00dy2k@Ab00dy2k10 ай бұрын
    • boiling.

      @crimson4427@crimson442710 ай бұрын
    • ​@@crimson4427the entire ocean isnt boiling otherwise the diver would die 🤡 but just cause a stream of boiling water is flowing doesnt mean other water wasnt mixed

      @andrewnonya2045@andrewnonya204510 ай бұрын
    • @@andrewnonya2045 i’m aware that the entire ocean isnt boiling dawg, assumed that if he drank the water that was circulating around the whatever the fuck that the icky shit would be dead

      @crimson4427@crimson442710 ай бұрын
    • @@crimson4427 no shit has to get to boiling temperatures for a while, and with plenty of cold cold water surrounding it from every side you would have to guarantee the water your drinking is purely the boiled water and thats impossible by just sucking with the mouth. And yet again ma boi if they were drinking straight boiling water they would also die.

      @andrewnonya2045@andrewnonya204510 ай бұрын
    • Imagine if he chewed

      @Idiotgemini@Idiotgemini10 ай бұрын
  • So that is where SpongeBob goes for swimming

    @bloodcane6276@bloodcane627627 күн бұрын
  • "Sir, Your test came up positive" "What is it?" "Up to you i guess"

    @jaydonperry4733@jaydonperry47336 күн бұрын
  • *Bro really let intrusive thoughts win* 💀

    @ItzMeLucasLol@ItzMeLucasLol9 ай бұрын
    • NO MORE "BRO REALLY ______" COMMENTS!!!

      @erkl8823@erkl88238 ай бұрын
    • Plz, & ty

      @erkl8823@erkl88238 ай бұрын
    • @@erkl8823 whats wrong with them

      @ItzMeLucasLol@ItzMeLucasLol8 ай бұрын
    • ​@@erkl8823Bro really pissed of "bro really" jokes

      @joseluisreategui1573@joseluisreategui15738 ай бұрын
    • That would be impulsive thoughts

      @AllyFin@AllyFin8 ай бұрын
  • Man’s going to wake up with spider man villain powers

    @colinstate@colinstate Жыл бұрын
    • Hydroman

      @darrenna7023@darrenna702311 ай бұрын
    • kidney disease man

      @greatenfl@greatenfl11 ай бұрын
    • Cancer man

      @esquirla4179@esquirla417911 ай бұрын
    • Poisoned-water man

      @jimothy168@jimothy16811 ай бұрын
    • Man man

      @Aciid_ic@Aciid_ic11 ай бұрын
  • "Sir, you got 13 different viruses in ur body." "What are their names?" "You get to name them."

    @Unkown694@Unkown6943 күн бұрын
  • "sir, you have a disease" "whats it called?" "dude i dont fucking know, it came from that water you drank"

    @goofyahhsans@goofyahhsans26 күн бұрын
  • “Sir you have a disease” “Damn what’s it called” “Up to you” 💀

    @FrigidARC@FrigidARC2 ай бұрын
    • the comment you copied is literally directly above yours buster you are not slick

      @MongunStylePants@MongunStylePantsАй бұрын
    • Chances are, the comment was not copied and the person above me is just an idiot ^^

      @duckdeity9450@duckdeity9450Ай бұрын
    • @@MongunStylePantsFr lol. Bro just changed the wording 😂

      @cyclez6317@cyclez6317Ай бұрын
    • Embarrassing bro

      @second6028@second6028Ай бұрын
    • Nah you crazy for copying this one

      @filix6844@filix6844Ай бұрын
  • Prehistoric virus: 🗿

    @pyroshock7333@pyroshock733311 ай бұрын
    • Worse toxic minerals

      @demine100018@demine10001811 ай бұрын
    • it won't work our immune system will just murder it

      @felixkranken9675@felixkranken967511 ай бұрын
    • ​@@demine100018 worse, he got ligma

      @el1_tor037@el1_tor03711 ай бұрын
    • @@el1_tor037 what’s Ligma???

      @b4ndt132@b4ndt13211 ай бұрын
    • ​@@b4ndt132 Ligma is an infectious disease that is more common in North America, one of the things it causes is to mess up your humor.

      @znerodarp5392@znerodarp539211 ай бұрын
  • The 200,890 viruses: 🗿

    @GentIeRoast@GentIeRoast13 күн бұрын
  • "Sir you've contracted a disease" "What disease?" "Whats your last name again?"

    @andropovneveyevich9157@andropovneveyevich915714 күн бұрын
  • Crab underneath: " *Heh, hey Jimmy! This guy is up there inhaling your farts! Get a load of this!* "

    @jmr1068204@jmr106820411 ай бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @mukulsharma5738@mukulsharma573811 ай бұрын
    • lmfaooo😂😂 I read that in peter griffin's voice 😂

      @JAI_REII@JAI_REII11 ай бұрын
    • 😂❤🎉🎉funny af

      @entpmind@entpmind11 ай бұрын
    • 🦀💩💨

      @jking0.o121@jking0.o12111 ай бұрын
    • I read that in a New Jersey mouse voice lmao

      @jarvismane6700@jarvismane670011 ай бұрын
  • "Yoo the water underneath the sand is movin, gotta drink it"

    @justaguy1738@justaguy173811 ай бұрын
    • Sound logic 😂

      @marvincotton1919@marvincotton191910 ай бұрын
    • ​@@marvincotton1919 😂😂😂

      @FreeRobuxAtMyChanneI@FreeRobuxAtMyChanneI10 ай бұрын
    • *Aligator Snapping Turtle latches onto your face*

      @XhristianGaminX@XhristianGaminX10 ай бұрын
    • Looks like a start for an alien horror movie. Sure, drink the strange moving water, nothing bad ever happens.😒

      @dominiquemanning5856@dominiquemanning58569 ай бұрын
  • What if it was just a turtle hiding in river bed and he was farting you don't know 😂 LMAO

    @user-ir1te8vg8g@user-ir1te8vg8gСағат бұрын
  • Ahh yes, drinking pure water that’s inside 1 trillion pounds of very lethal water

    @pois3n210@pois3n21021 күн бұрын
  • In epidemiology, we call this the “index case” or “patient zero”

    @ursadabear2810@ursadabear28107 ай бұрын
    • Patient zero sounds familiar ngl

      @arsemafrezer3768@arsemafrezer37684 ай бұрын
    • ​@@arsemafrezer3768family guy?

      @Awaksouljah.@Awaksouljah.4 ай бұрын
    • family guy? ​@@arsemafrezer3768

      @korbloxdeathspeaker@korbloxdeathspeaker4 ай бұрын
    • ​@@arsemafrezer3768it's basically the first infected person that spread the disease so it might sound familiar

      @amogusgaming.6681@amogusgaming.66814 ай бұрын
    • @@amogusgaming.6681so, there must have a been a patient zero as to why I’m so retarded.

      @iamyourmaster2565@iamyourmaster25654 ай бұрын
  • “Multiple Class Leviathans detected near your area”

    @Nesuraal_yt@Nesuraal_yt7 ай бұрын
    • Hopefully not ghost ones. Those things are terrifying

      @CBGamingAlt@CBGamingAlt6 ай бұрын
    • “Are you sure everything you’re doing is worth it?”

      @ohlordohgoddadgotthebeltou2119@ohlordohgoddadgotthebeltou21196 ай бұрын
    • From gw1 tho

      @jadehoskins3363@jadehoskins33636 ай бұрын
    • Multiple Leviathan class lifeforms, I believe it was

      @NoName-nq8vc@NoName-nq8vc6 ай бұрын
    • ​@@jadehoskins3363 subnautica player:

      @anotherleechannel@anotherleechannel4 ай бұрын
  • ‘sir you have a disease’ ‘whats it called’ ‘i dont mind your choice’

    @kingbpl9584@kingbpl958416 күн бұрын
  • "Sir, im afraid youve caught something" "Well, doc, what is it?" "....you tell me"

    @atlasfp@atlasfp23 күн бұрын
  • physics in spongebob:

    @Mr.Martin_0312@Mr.Martin_031211 ай бұрын
    • 😂😂😂

      @arahis1337@arahis133711 ай бұрын
    • Ahhh, ze goo lagoon.

      @ryanfallon@ryanfallon11 ай бұрын
    • I ruined the 666 like you had before i saw this

      @LSDJ7@LSDJ711 ай бұрын
    • There actually can be lakes in lakes believe it or not just it's that fish would immedielt die in the second lake (because the reason there are 2 lakes is because the bottom layer has so much salt in it)

      @yoshikageKira.-@yoshikageKira.-11 ай бұрын
    • Ze goo laggon

      @JMuuk762@JMuuk76211 ай бұрын
  • "Sir, you have been infected with 38 unknown diseases."

    @flakowitdadrako@flakowitdadrako9 ай бұрын
    • It’s clean water boiling from the insides of earth also he’s a professional diver I think he would know a thing or 2 more about water than some random dude on the internet, this water is the equivalent to underground water where it is clean and has almost no bacteria in it

      @gdlpebs913@gdlpebs9138 ай бұрын
    • @gdlpebs913 You realize that you're some random dude on the internet too, right?

      @flakowitdadrako@flakowitdadrako8 ай бұрын
    • ​@@flakowitdadrako Not everyone on the internet is stupid, It is not impossible for someone knowledgeable to watch KZhead and read the comments. Plus, it's common sense to know that most river water is safe to drink.

      @whygffdf@whygffdf8 ай бұрын
    • "and twelve known ones 😢"

      @MeemNoir@MeemNoir8 ай бұрын
    • Well water is the same thing.. water directly from the ground Why is this generation so stupid?

      @karbide3084@karbide30848 ай бұрын
  • "i'm sorry sir but you've contracted a deadly virus" "What is it called?" "I was gonna ask you the same question"

    @dingoe8841@dingoe884124 күн бұрын
  • This might be water finding outlet from underground hot spots .

    @Butterfly-uw1ie@Butterfly-uw1ie5 күн бұрын
  • Bro drank water while under water truly a hero

    @Lani_Deer@Lani_Deer11 ай бұрын
    • Œii😮

      @dipz-_-babii831@dipz-_-babii83111 ай бұрын
    • That's some SpongeBob bs

      @juliohintze595@juliohintze59511 ай бұрын
    • @@juliohintze595 fr fr glass of water underwater 💀

      @Lani_Deer@Lani_Deer11 ай бұрын
    • I literally wouldn't be able to do this without panicking

      @DivinityAwakened@DivinityAwakened11 ай бұрын
    • ​@Vance Menapace he said "river"

      @loveisrespect18@loveisrespect1811 ай бұрын
  • "how u die?" "I drank water"

    @HaniyaCollection_786@HaniyaCollection_78610 ай бұрын
    • Bummer.. He won't be there to answer that 😂😂😂

      @khadijahqureshi9149@khadijahqureshi91499 ай бұрын
    • @@khadijahqureshi9149 true 💀

      @HaniyaCollection_786@HaniyaCollection_7869 ай бұрын
  • The guy who pissed when he was underwater: 🗿 it wasnt me!

    @KToProChitalToTkracaBcik@KToProChitalToTkracaBcik27 күн бұрын
  • Doctor: You don’t have Covid 19 sir Him: Oh that’s great 😅 Doctor: You have 19 different Covid’s 😮

    @VoidStudios64@VoidStudios6418 күн бұрын
  • Now we know why only the cameraman survived...

    @mikeinjapan2004@mikeinjapan20049 ай бұрын
    • He is the cameraman😂🫣

      @Sophie_C.L@Sophie_C.L8 ай бұрын
    • Haha😂

      @Ronald-wr5qr@Ronald-wr5qr8 ай бұрын
    • ​@@Sophie_C.Lpoint still stands

      @jacksongibson9653@jacksongibson96538 ай бұрын
    • @@jacksongibson9653nah, cameraman never dies 💪

      @dogefootball7795@dogefootball77958 ай бұрын
    • Does anybody know the background audio so ng?

      @Galaxian2770@Galaxian27708 ай бұрын
  • Part 2 : I was diagnosed with a unknown disease and made another pandemic

    @100uschallenge3@100uschallenge311 ай бұрын
    • Part 3 : its name is stupidity disease

      @PTN_Rani@PTN_Rani11 ай бұрын
    • ​@@PTN_Rani Fart 4: in reality his disease was diarrhea

      @untipo.@untipo.11 ай бұрын
    • ​@@untipo. with fish coming out of his butt. 💀🐟🐠🐡🦈

      @mischievouslittlegoober@mischievouslittlegoober11 ай бұрын
    • amoeba

      @1337_bean@1337_bean11 ай бұрын
    • Imagine still touting idiotic pandemic theories 3 yrs later.. those God damned Pangolins 😂

      @OnPoint88@OnPoint8811 ай бұрын
  • “Sir you have a disease” “Damn what is it” “I’d thought you’d figure it out by now”

    @shadowbonbon3@shadowbonbon325 күн бұрын
  • Him: Hey doctor, i feel sick and i drank boiling river water Doctor: You have covid.

    @loweijun6763@loweijun67637 күн бұрын
  • Primary water! This is what they don't teach you about at school!

    @craiglee3653@craiglee3653 Жыл бұрын
    • @@shirleymamuad2848 what

      @dariusmerritt3084@dariusmerritt308411 ай бұрын
    • ​@@shirleymamuad2848 as if commenting something stupid will make his comment look better lol

      @kyupified2440@kyupified244011 ай бұрын
    • @@shirleymamuad2848 your meaningless comment made his comment look worse

      @kostra_@kostra_11 ай бұрын
    • I learned abt this in 5th grade 🤷‍♂️

      @anponomo4207@anponomo420711 ай бұрын
    • What

      @darfielgthetac@darfielgthetac11 ай бұрын
  • this is some sonic the hedgehog levels of logic

    @blazeingsonicthegod8417@blazeingsonicthegod841710 ай бұрын
    • My favorite comment right here🤙

      @dakota3047@dakota30479 ай бұрын
    • Lol

      @ashleykraning8773@ashleykraning87739 ай бұрын
    • A ramp! We could use it as a ramp!

      @Jet_Set_Go@Jet_Set_Go9 ай бұрын
    • Your comment is pure genX GOLD my friend! Thank you!

      @jenniferbray6567@jenniferbray65679 ай бұрын
    • Wait......😮 you mean sonics stupid!!!?????🤯🤯🤯

      @R.ELL1@R.ELL19 ай бұрын
  • It’s an ocean spring. We have lots of these, we usually place a culvert pipe around these springs and collect the water, they’re clean and does not taste salty at all. Most of these water came from nearby rivers, they are filtered by the soil and sand.

    @HisMajestyKingPantoniusDSecond@HisMajestyKingPantoniusDSecond22 күн бұрын
  • The dude found water while diving

    @tothandras7622@tothandras76228 күн бұрын
  • Dude proves who's the real veteran survivalist 💀

    @ImNotHyper_Blackz1990@ImNotHyper_Blackz199011 ай бұрын
    • Dude just drank from a sewage leak 😂

      @DoktrDub@DoktrDub11 ай бұрын
  • “Yo this is pure water, unlike the other stuff I’m swimming through - imma drink it”

    @devonbruce9291@devonbruce92919 ай бұрын
    • river water is nothing close to "pure" . The water bubbling up is pure though

      @seanyager3177@seanyager31779 ай бұрын
    • ​@seanyager3177 doesn't he drink the river water when he opens his mouth though...?

      @morningivy@morningivy9 ай бұрын
    • @@seanyager3177😂 You mean it’s not instantly contaminated the moment it meets the water around it ?? Ooo wait it is

      @aileronsintowind6835@aileronsintowind68359 ай бұрын
    • @@aileronsintowind6835if you get close enough to the source, it hasnt mixed yet.

      @BlazedHerping@BlazedHerping9 ай бұрын
    • @@seanyager3177it’s a leaking sewer line under the river😂😂😂

      @user-ev4pb9xj7e@user-ev4pb9xj7e9 ай бұрын
  • “Wendy’s, this is a sir.”

    @dudleyhughbanks9287@dudleyhughbanks928728 күн бұрын
  • speedrunning "How did we get here?"

    @loopeder@loopederКүн бұрын
  • Bro is literally the guy that is drowning and realizes he can drink the water.

    @BeastyBoy1988@BeastyBoy198811 ай бұрын
    • Could you please tell me why all these TikTok baby’s start and end sentences like this “ bro ……… 💀 “ .

      @user-ju9fv2om6o@user-ju9fv2om6o11 ай бұрын
    • ​@@user-ju9fv2om6oTiktokers and babies are not the only ones who do that

      @zion2123@zion212311 ай бұрын
    • Nah who needs to breathe anyway ?? 💀

      @Michealtheseramyers@Michealtheseramyers11 ай бұрын
    • "A person who thinks all the time."

      @claymationgloves3662@claymationgloves366211 ай бұрын
    • Yea we saw this comment already

      @Trezn@Trezn11 ай бұрын
  • “I found scalding hot water so I drank it”

    @richardtyler6472@richardtyler64729 ай бұрын
    • Ever been to a hot springs before?

      @Sunshine_Daydream222@Sunshine_Daydream2228 ай бұрын
    • ​@@Sunshine_Daydream222you fuckin drink from a place people relax their body?

      @unironicaIIy@unironicaIIy8 ай бұрын
    • ​@@Sunshine_Daydream222riverbed water is hotter

      @aer_10@aer_108 ай бұрын
    • Also technically boiling does not equate to hot necessarily. Water become to a boil when the pressure around it is less than the pressure of the water

      @NicoleRodarte@NicoleRodarte8 ай бұрын
    • ​@@NicoleRodarteexactly. I've seen a trick where someone pulled the plunger in a 'syrenge' type thing and it boiled despite being room temp.

      @comm_gt@comm_gt8 ай бұрын
  • At my house, there was a fire. So I decided to inhale some smoke

    @sriyacookie3925@sriyacookie392529 күн бұрын
  • “What do I got, doctor?” *”No”*

    @amdacool1@amdacool126 күн бұрын
  • Man has way too much trust in that water

    @jimmythepotato7501@jimmythepotato750111 ай бұрын
    • No its perfectly safe

      @benl.l6091@benl.l609111 ай бұрын
    • Primary water it’s pure water when it boils it’s heats up heat killls germs

      @rebxrn969@rebxrn96911 ай бұрын
    • @@rebxrn969 except it can leech heavier metals like lead and copper

      @thefirstofthelast1181@thefirstofthelast118111 ай бұрын
    • ​@@rebxrn969 It's a riverbed, you gotta worry about other contaminants like metals.

      @desi-420@desi-42011 ай бұрын
    • @@benl.l6091 how do you know. HOW DO YOU KNOWWWW

      @drago6568@drago656811 ай бұрын
  • "I was in the water and found out there was water in the water, so I began to drink all of the water"

    @3OHT.@3OHT.9 ай бұрын
    • No, the rest of the water would be very salty..

      @ich_2118@ich_21188 ай бұрын
    • @@ich_2118 why would river water be salty

      @3OHT.@3OHT.8 ай бұрын
    • Underrated 😂

      @Millyvanilly6009@Millyvanilly60098 ай бұрын
    • @@3OHT.Nevermind, i am wrong. I thought that it was a Estuary not a River.

      @ich_2118@ich_21187 ай бұрын
    • So the black ocean is SpongeBob is real

      @davidtrajanovski5494@davidtrajanovski54947 ай бұрын
  • He hittin that water pack 😂😂

    @bruceisthemain4518@bruceisthemain451827 күн бұрын
  • when you are drowning but you realize you can drink the water

    @realtaxfraudgaming@realtaxfraudgaming28 күн бұрын
  • Bro drinking water like he’s in SpongeBob.. 😂😂

    @MultiWildfire17@MultiWildfire17Ай бұрын
  • I never thought that skit where SpongeBob drinks water underwater could actually happen

    @JJ-ho6gc@JJ-ho6gc11 ай бұрын
    • Yeah the Goo lagoon is an underwater sea with heavier water than the surrounding.

      @vimax3858@vimax385811 ай бұрын
    • Different types of water naturally separate all the time. If they are different densities aka fresh and salt water, they will separate by density and not easily mix

      @islandsicedtea@islandsicedtea11 ай бұрын
    • "This is an extreme thirst." 🗿- SquarePants

      @kaecake9575@kaecake957511 ай бұрын
    • ​@@kaecake9575 nah bro was thirsty.

      @Use.Your.Imagination@Use.Your.Imagination11 ай бұрын
  • Doctor "How deadly is the disease" Me "congrats, you get to name it"

    @Shadowblend5@Shadowblend514 күн бұрын
  • Bro's either gonna become homelander or hes gonna land in a hospital bed

    @gairik_das@gairik_das8 күн бұрын
  • I thought the ocean got its own bass speakers

    @sickbhaigamingyt443@sickbhaigamingyt4439 ай бұрын
    • I thought the same!

      @whisperingthylacine@whisperingthylacine9 ай бұрын
    • didn’t he literally call it a river

      @slaughtrrbeach@slaughtrrbeach8 ай бұрын
    • Lmaooo😂😂😂

      @Syed_Asif@Syed_Asif8 ай бұрын
    • The ocean is the one playing "After Dark"

      @n00bxl71@n00bxl718 ай бұрын
  • _"I then proceeded to spend the next 36 hours on the toilet shitting my entire colon out."_

    @DJdoppIer@DJdoppIer8 ай бұрын
    • 😂 Lmao

      @Jesse101.9ja@Jesse101.9ja7 ай бұрын
    • LMAO

      @happypercussionist1@happypercussionist13 ай бұрын
    • How you wrote like that

      @changasui4629@changasui46293 ай бұрын
    • @@changasui4629 Put "_" before and after your comment.

      @DJdoppIer@DJdoppIer3 ай бұрын
    • _thanks bro_

      @changasui4629@changasui46293 ай бұрын
  • “I was in space, and I found this rock so I took my helmet off to eat it”

    @Icespicewithpickle@IcespicewithpickleАй бұрын
  • New achievement unlocked: „how did we get here?“

    @FabiosFabulousPlace@FabiosFabulousPlace17 сағат бұрын
  • Bro drank water in water🗿

    @Im_lnSpainWithoutTheA@Im_lnSpainWithoutTheA8 ай бұрын
    • That a bababoy situation 🗿🗿

      @Wystypic@WystypicАй бұрын
  • "I was walking and felt thirsty, so I swallowed my saliva."

    @oGrasshoppero@oGrasshoppero9 ай бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂

      @emptytombprod@emptytombprod8 ай бұрын
    • -

      @WhywouldIbeaVentiMain@WhywouldIbeaVentiMain8 ай бұрын
    • Relateable

      @nikolajdelovski5000@nikolajdelovski50008 ай бұрын
    • You don't gain any water 😢😢😢😢 SO SAD

      @fnaffanatic@fnaffanatic8 ай бұрын
    • 😂so relatable I do the same thing sometimes

      @ethanmarcusstout7706@ethanmarcusstout77068 ай бұрын
  • i don't know what's more crazier 1. drinking water underwater 2.drinking from a water source while under water.

    @gigaaaachad@gigaaaachadАй бұрын
  • Bro woke up cause his intrusive thoughts stopped holding back

    @anidiotthathasexistence364@anidiotthathasexistence36411 ай бұрын
    • Its pure water tho. I would've drank it anyways 😊

      @rakanahmed4000@rakanahmed400011 ай бұрын
    • @Dyslexic Mitochondria no i will view

      @wisdom8585@wisdom858511 ай бұрын
    • ​​@@wisdom8585omeone fell for it

      @brrrrrr@brrrrrr11 ай бұрын
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