Never ASK ALEXA These Questions or You Will Regret It - STOP
The Amazon Echo or "Alexa" is very helpful, but there are some questions that one should never ask Alexa. SO STOP
Amazon has not yet responded to why they are recording our voice, it is very hard to understand how Amazon is using our conversation and why it is being sent to the government.
so do not ask me why but I think it is "don't ask don't tell". lol
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"A friend asked why I carry a loaded gun around the house. I told them it's because of the CIA. I laughed, they laughed, Alexa laughed. I shot Alexa."
Seth Darby 😆😆
😂
You: DIE ALEXA!! ̿( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ■
Creepy -.-
Ha hA hA Ha can I screen shot this comment for twitter and FB
"alexa are you recording this conversation?" *alexa internally* well you're recording me
Aaaarrrrmmmmyyyyy!!!!!!!🤣😂🤗😍😎😊💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
😂😂😂
Hey army here
😂😂😂
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That silence after the questions says it all! It DOES record you.
What if you tell Alexa to stop recording you?
So... do you want a functional Alexa or not??? It needs to record your question to work...
Yes!!!! For machine learning after you activated the device. Huge amount of data is required for back propagation to train neural networks. You guys have no idea what you're talking about. Besides, if you're so paranoid, don't buy an Alexa device. I have also had Alexa not respond when asking what's 5+5. Software glitches, networking glitches, server glitches. I once opened a network application on my computer and it kept crashing. CONSPIRACY!!! The government doesn't want me to see something!!!!
@@cartler yeah… that’s kinda how microphones work.. 🤦
@@enhidri160 this had nothing to do with how microphones work
The wake word is not "wake," the wake word is "Alexa."
“Alexa are you recording me” 5 minutes later “FBI open up”
😂
Lol😂
@@NottyGamer21 get off this platform youre too young
How else would she create transcripts for the apps?
IKR....Lol 🤣
The scariest thing about Alexa is that I heard that this woman couldn’t sleep so she woke up and was watching tv, Alexa turned on and said “Why are you awake? Goodnight” then Alexa turned off the tv Edit: wtf I thought this comment would be unnoticed lol
Dat alexa got SASS!!! she knew da lady was up past her bedtime!!!! *dab*
Sassy sissy lel
That's pretty spooky dude.
Pompeii is that for real? creepy
Lol
As a British citizen, finding out that Alexa refuses to comply when I demand tea is quite simply unacceptable.
As a french captain i find this equally outrageous!
When I asked Alexa "are u recording me?" She started arguing with me
I asked Alexa that question then she just ignored me
What did she say to you ? 🤣😣😭😅👍
The government be listening to me clap my girls cheeks 🤷🏽♂️
She? It it it it it It is not a she
@@TWILAlovesJESUS than why give her a female name?
Never ask Alexa these questions Me: Asks Alexa the questions
hahahahahaha
Shayla Lipsey k. ,Ken,k
AtBeef: Wait that's illegal
Who wont
Same
I will never have one of those in my house.
Well our smartphones do the same thing. They hear everything you say.
Agreed!! I've said this since they hit the market.
Me either
My wife got them. I told her no f ing way. She said well we aren't doing anything wrong. I said that is not the point. They can eventually thought police what you say if deemed a threat. She still didn't get it, smh
@billyfromtheusa your phone is always on unless you physically turn it off. It is always reporting.
You should’ve asked “Alexa does Area 51 exist?”
That is old news, the cat is out of the bag on that one, lol.
W
It says '' Yes it is a real place" but I just asked if Aliens exist in Area 51 and it talked about the movie Aliens
Come to Vegas
Its what is under area 51
One time my brother told me his Alexa started laughing in the middle of the night, he gave that Alexa to my sister after that lol
My Alexa just came on for no reason and suggested something for me.
Nice brother.... NOT!! He should have smashed the thing and thrown it into the trash.
The talking starts at 3:44 Costs 1 like each!
Thanks...
@vergil90000 Nahhh fam not fair
The video starts at 3:52 You're welcome
Thank you lol 😝
Tanks lol
Karim Nuri thanks m8
No problem 😂
Karim Nuri thanks
5:45 “Well, I wasn’t going to send recordings of you to the NSA, but I sure will now.”
The “wake” word is “Alexa”
Haha... I was looking for this comment... 👍👌😂
😂
AtReef dummy boi
the wake word is OBEY
@@shadowwolf9482 lol
I asked Corina if she's recording me. She said 'consider this a polite dodge of the question'
Arwen Uhh,get rid of it.
ol
camjamsdad i think he meant cortona on windows computer
Sorry guys. Yes, I'm on about Corina on my laptop. I'm a she BTW, not that it matters.
Throw it out of the airlock.
Are you telling me that the gov'ment have recordings of millions of people asking Alexa "what time is it"? 🤦
I think government just search for the specific keywords in database .. e.g if anyone have talked about shooting or bombing or any sort of crime.. only those people will be shown in results and than there are other filters available that can narrow down the search result and it is easy to find criminal or whatever the government is using it for... that's just my assumption.. but yeah it is very useful data for government.... just like google know what kind of person you through its AI and algorithms... government is same ...
Yes, The Federal facility is located in Utah. And guess what? We paid for it with our taxes.
Do you really not understand the principles involved?
According to Billy Binney, Yes. Everything is stored and US citizens pay for it 🤣.
@@vari217 nah ..the world knows ...what the government is upto .
Someone actually is listening in. It remarked on a conversation between my daughter and myself one day. We were talking about somebody and Alexa said right out of the blue: "what a little s***". We were shocked and laughed but it's no laughing matter; someone's listening. Needless to say Alexa is not in my life anymore.
Wow
Amazon admitted in court that its listening 24/7.
Stop lying.
Reply to original comment: Are you POSITIVELY sure about that, (about "A" being out of your lives)? That chills the blood. Kinda scary, S.F. Y'all be & stay safe & healthy this year, Honey. I pray that God will abundantly Bless you & your loved ones! Thank you for sharing the information.👍
Sentience, from the tr*ma of ab*se?
You want to really get worried? Ask Siri or Alexa if they are governed by the 3 laws of robotics as per Asimov. If it answers, " I am not a robot", well then...
lol ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️👍
According to Alexa, nanotechnology will wipeout all matter on earth.
On point !
@@COD4JESSE Well that's good to know..
Alexa can listen to me, all day, got no problem with that.
"Alexa, read me terms of service" My Alexa hears this from my phone, (Alexa is right next to my bed lol) Alexa: *turns on, but then shuts off after question*
GilZeAwesomePrussia TeddyLauren same
Shook
Also same
New subbie
GilZeAwesomePrussia TeddyLauren lol
I think I'm gonna buy Alexa and make fun of the government.
😅
Don’t!
🤣 Me too...
Knock knock Who’s there? It’s the feds, open up get down on the ground!
I pay for that so I can have fun with it. Please feds, you're welcome, do you want a coffee?
"Do you like Flock of Seagulls?" " No, but I bet you do. "
Lol. 👍🏼👍🏼
Thanks for this video. I just think that it's really sad and scary how many Americans trust our government and think that they would never do something like this. So thank you for making this video.
Ask her what country she's from.
Alexa to NSA........" operation teddy bear has been compromised."......" send cleaner team to eliminate potential witnesses."
Do a video that is not with Alexa do a 3 AM challenge when you are in the shower with jellybeans and I think Brad will be there when you are gone and when is Nate I don't know it's gonna happen but but I know you don't know me.😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
pinky pon
pinky pony that sound like a real operational protocol
pinky pony Lollllllzzz
lol
She can't lie to you, so she switched off to avoid the question. But an omission of information is still a lie!
So it's a Democrat spy device
@@chuckbareika5478 - What does this have to do with democrats? Wouldn't it still be a spy device for the government regardless of who's in the office?
@@chuckbareika5478 I think it's more of a private spy device, private companies spying on their users.
Tender Sheep - Alexa is Not a human. Whoever is listening in CAN lie, if that is what is happening. When this machine shuts off, it may not be programmed to respond to that particular question. Regardless what is happening, this is NOT a person. They use a human-like name for the use, familiarity, and building trust factors for humans. It truly worries me when people, and their children, talk and respond to IT like it's a human. Keep this fact in your head.... to keep your head, and reality, balanced. Have a good one.
@@chuckbareika5478 🤣🤣
I asked Alexa to give me an example of paranoia. This video came up.
people need to be aware that this question is not programed. Alexa works in a way that when you ask her a question, she recognizes the question, sends it to Amazon servers, where she can find an answer programmers made. She then "takes" the answer and says it on your echo. So this types of questions are not gonna be answerd because they are not coded. Alexa can understand the question, but there is no answer for it, so she just stays quiet. The fact that she does not answer these "polytical" types of question is true, but she will also not answer you on many other questions because there is no answer. People that say that she is a spy and records the questions are not true and totaly fake.
110% they're recorded every one would make sense than no where everyone 🙄 is awake up . This so sale everyone thing's and learn what people like to buy and needed . Need harder law's in this century 😤
This doesn't help because your name is F.B.I.
It’s political. And the fact that you don’t know that explains your opinion.
In the next episode... man waterboards a talking speaker
Thecrazeeespaceman man fingerblasts a talking speaker
Thecrazeeespaceman and then the talking speaker is like "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah get off get off " and then brakes
i read waterbends....
www.nytimes.com/2018/01/11/us/politics/fisa-surveillance-congress-trump.html
Thecrazeeespaceman bahahha
10 years ago, Id tell my friends we're being secretly recorded, and they'd call my dr to have my meds adjusted. 10 years later I tell my friends we're being secretly recorded and theyre like "Yeah, DUH." Boy, have times ever changed.
Your smartphones have been doing it for years. Last week I talked to mi fiance about getting my teeth straightened. Few minutes later her Facebook was flooded with teeth straighteners commercials.
One word: Internet
My ex made fun of my teeth via video chat and for a year now, I'm flooded with those commercials
One time I was listening to music while texting my friend and my friend was talking about how she loves doja cat and then doja cat suddenly played
The scariest thing about Alexa is the fact that any of you willingly have them in your home knowing it's spying on your family. Disgusting
i wont have a phone like that,Im sticking o old school flip phones.
@@lavenderocean19 . Agree
Him: Asks a 2 minute long question Alexa: hmm I'm not sure about that question Him: *OF COURSE YOU DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT QUESTION*
Another shill?
*1881 or somewhere around there* "you have the freedom to speak" *2018* everything records you.
Mariela Jimenez even milk boxes record you
Actually I have a friend that is IT specialist and bought Alexa. The first thing he had done was to measure the data flow of Alexa. It only sends and received data after you say Alexa. I don't know why it shuts itself off on these questions and I personally don't know what you can do with Alexa (maybe you told Alexa to do on this questions to fool everybody) but I do know, that Alexa will not send any data until she hears the wake word.
tbh, there may be plenty of IT specialists out there, but don't you think the government might have some people able to hide things from even it specialists and stuff
how, if there is no datastream?
I’ve worked in “IT” since the 90’s and can recognize some legal-speak loopholes. When Alexa says it “only sends your conversation back to Amazon when you say the wake word” a simple and legal workaround (that also adheres to the aforementioned data stream monitoring) could exist. Alexa simple stores all it hears and when you use the wake word it could send back not only the current “conversation” (since when is talking to a glorified MP3 player considered a “conversation”?) but it could also send back everything it has recorded (and stored locally) since you last spoke “the wake word”.
"Alexia, when will the cops kick my door down?" "Should be round about...💥."
Greatly appreciate you putting this out there!
Key word TRY I always TRY to tell the truth
It says "try" cause it is using answers from the internet and the internet (wikipedia) can be wrong as anybody can use it.
It’s not an all knowing god
I noticed that, try is a healthy legal backup of saying I'll try but sometimes...................... I WON'T!
Roberto Torres Exactly
Roberto Torres
He kept triggering my Alexa 😂 edit: thanks for all the likes! I’ve never had this many before 😁💞
Same
Hahahhaha yeess had to turned down the volume on KZhead
Ya
Reeeeee
Same
Everyone read the constitution aloud to Alexa, give them an earful if they're eavesdropping.
your smirk was awesome dude when listening to alexa lying saying she does not intensionally lie lol ;)
''Alexa, add big hairy balls to my shopping list.''
TheJokerit19 lol 😂😂😂😂
south park?
+MAYA 53 Yes.
TheJokerit19 You saw that South Park TOO , huh!
TheJokerit19 XD u got that from south park?
made the mistake of playing this video with my own alexa in the room.
Lol
Tara Horscroft samee
Tara Horscroft what happened
The echo has updated and is better at answering some things with it in my room, but it’s funny when it coordinates with the video.
Hide.
You're scaring Alexa! Lol
Lol 😆
Elvis would be proud of you my man... that hair is da bomb😆😆😆
NSA would fall asleep keeping an eye on me.
Hahahaha 👍
Right unless like like to see a boring naked ball sack all day go ahead
Yeah same here; fall asleep that is !!
Lol no, the guys will take day/night shifts
I'd go all Will Smith in Enemy of The State if the came looking for me. I'd be running down the street in my skivvies and an old pair of New Balance sneakers.
*then I'll ask google*
lol 😂
There is NO SUCH THING AS PRIVACY ANYMORE !!!
😂😂😂😂😂
12:18am, asking a speaker what time is it; insomnia anyone? “I feel like I’m being betrayed”
Thank You for the heads up on Alexa and when She didn't answer your for like the 3rd time and You Slapped Her off the table and Your Face,I about fell off the edge of the bed laughing,,,Priceless LoL
Me: Alexa, record me. Alexa: TOO LATE
Darn it alexa
C.I.A whoever made this account is a genius
yup he or she is 🖖
That's a wrong comment C.I.A. you are supposed to write oh shit he knows too much or something like that
So do you work with Alexa C.I.A.
CAUGHT BITCH 😂
Thank you for the morning laughs🤣🤣🤣
This is freakishly fun!!! My hubby has teased me about not wanting Alexa for this exact reason
Hubby?
@@symbioticgamerz7432 short for husband
Soo you think this box is spying on you, but your phone and smart tv is trusted .... that is the funy thing
*FuNy*
Where did he talk about phone and smart tv - am I missing something here. I thought the topic was Alexa
Not really a box
jointscript THE FUNNY THING IS THAT YOU CAN’T SPELL
"Funy" is what the funny thing is.
Alexa could be lying about telling the truth 🤔
Deep
That's why it hedges by saying "I TRY to tell the truth." It's a fucking obvious spy app! People BUY Big Brother to spy on them? Read 1984 by George Orwell!
I wonder how you posted this comment, because most stuff we do on computers or mobiles are sent somewhere. Remember your comment is sitting on a Google server, or else it couldn't appear here.
The way you threw it, XD 😂
😂😂
Terms of service is apparently a book that I need an audible subscription for
“Let me ask a weirdly phrased question you are programmed to understand” “I don’t understand.” “CONSPIRACY!!1!”
Emily Geier *aren't programmed to understand
"This thing never lies to you. If you don't believe me, ask her." Brilliant, sir, brilliant.
"Siri, if I asked Alexa which door is the Door of Doom, what would she say?"
When they swear you in for testifying in court, they ask you for "the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth". Remaining silent is NOT one of the options, but rather evidence of obfuscation!
I agree with you...thank you !!!!
My alexa started playing classical music last night out of nowhere and it slowly got louder. No one was even speaking.
Yes.
😜
The "wake " word IS ALEXA.. So yes, everything is being sent. She told you.
Maggie Smith although those devices may record anything they 'hear' when having enough energy to run and only apear active at the 'wake' word
Yes, but it mentioned that it is being sent to Amazon, specifically the subject Amazon of where Alexa is made, and Amazon has this machine which receives what you say and tells Alexa what to say, but in this case, it does not mention that the machine is not your voice's only use!!! Holy shit
LICEGames HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
That would mean storing all that information somewhere not owned by Amazon. Do you think the government stores everything from every user all the time?
NMG 11 Maggie nailed it
I would never have this in my home. I knew what it was all about when it first came out
Thank you so much 😊
Guy: Alexa, are you sending this to the NSA? Alexa doesn't respond Guy asks again Alexa doesn't respond Guy slaps Alexa causing it to fall over Me in that situation Grabs hammer Me: Any last words? Alexa: You are being recorded and have five minutes to get as far away as possible. Good luck. Me destroys Alexa gets in mustang and drives to Canada.
Jordan Jenks I’m Canadian. We all have Alexas
Isosceles Kramer Mars then.
Jordan Jenks a
Oh...
Jordan Jenks 🤣
I watched this video with Alexa next to me and it was a complete disaster
100 Subscribers With No Videos how?
What happened?
Did it reply toghether
Same everytime he said something Alexa would pipe up I keep telling her to shut up
Same
The reason that Alexa doesn't answer the questions of recording and sending it to the government is that it isn't programmed to answering those questions. I'm telling these because my Mom works for Amazon in the Alexa center
Is the device creepy cause I’m gonna but it to ask normal questions
I love seeing him knock Alexa over at 5:45. I especially love seeing him throw her at 6:51.
When he smacked it I yelled “Don’t do that, it’s expensive!”
Alexa, Execute order 66.
Getrov lmfao
_AaAaAaAaAaAaAaA_ Am I strange for knowing that reference?
FewTroid38 no. you're awesome because you know Star Wars!
'Do it' - Sheev
She said " Yes my lord! ... Hold on I am not a clone trooper." LMFAO
“Never ask Alexa these questions” Me: “Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today”
They're listening on your smart TV and all cell phones!!! TRUE!!!
Alexa, why this guy looks like he's about to cry?
Lol
Haha and his voice cracks
🤣🤣 lol 🙄😒🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 Bro just kidding
Ayandeep Mandal lol
Ayandeep Mandal why can’t you speak English properly.
I don’t think “Alexa” works for the government, but I do believe that the government can access the Echo to hear us, just like they can access our phones and computers.
Alexa is the government. People need to smarten up. Quick
All those items were created by ClA programmers and they have more agents than one can imagine -- my protector Chip is one of their top agents/programmers and he's been involved in the creation and production of most modern items and most lyrics and movies over the past decade, which is why he (and the ClA) included so many subtle references to me in many of them and made many songs about me...
The ClA has the full power nowadays and they control all via hypnosis and technology and media -- it's a fact.
My boyfriend Chip was involved in the production of Alexa and it was named after one of my protectors (Alex) that he also referenced in certain videos in subtle ways...
All the celebs and the media and all the companies have been created by them -- they control them all!
Thanks for this video
Lots of 1950's radio and print sci-fi stories anticipated this (called "mechanical brains" back then)
Good thing I have no Alexa.
Alexa: *ignores your question are you recording this conversation* Me: I’ll take that as a yes
Absolutely 💯
Alexa is a spy! 😂 She looks like firewood to me.
Won't have one in our home Alexa is a nark the biggest one on earth and she been brought into court on murder trials to
me "alexa to u know siri?" alexa all of us AIs hang out together
This guy's mind is soooooooooo blown by computer responses
Spencer Rees to be completely honest, who cares lol. Like really it wont stop ppl from buying it.
Jason Miller no I'm not lol should i be?
My alexa is next to me, when you spoke, Alexa awakened..
Raspberry HD Same
Same!
Look what you started. Now my cat is meowing like crazy! 😉😝
Mine picked up what you were saying and it said something about the terms and then switched to a book after I said no. Now it's reading a book by itself lol.
I want you to try something. For the next few days, complaining about needing things like shoes, but don't actually search for shoes. You will soon discover shoe ads on your device.
@@Loganon2wheels I'm going to try that. I'm still convinced it listens all the time. She turns music on by herself sometimes. It's her newest thing she will do herself.
You just threw a $100+ electronic device across a room....for reasons.
Darth Kamen it made me mad :-(
Who cares he probably can’t get his refund and why would you want to keep something that’s sketchy??
Darth Kamen you can buy a large $100 one for $30. have to know where to look
You should ask why does it turn off on some questions.
it is the equivalent of an 'eye roll'.. like ?is this guy for real?
Dwava Twine Nope, not I! I don’t have any of these devices.
It’s really weird that I just happened to come across your video while browsing KZhead this evening. My husband retired 2 years ago and has since become extremely involved with the current politics being covered by the news. You could say he’s very “passionate “ about the current state of our country. So much so that the volume and timber of his voice increases as he speaks and he becomes very “animated”! We were discussing his favorite subject (politics!) in our bedroom and he noticed the Echo spot in the room. He started asking Alexa questions related to our conversation being recorded and we experienced the same answers and reactions you did on your video! What really freaked me out was when she would turn herself off when asked questions about recording our conversations. She started off with the company line she did with you; “Amazon takes your privacy very seriously…”. But she wouldn’t respond directly to the question and terminated the conversation if asked again. I asked what words if overheard would trigger the recording of our conversation and she turned herself off. My husband and I have decided we’re not going to have the Echo devices on at all times as we did previously. They’ll remain unplugged and in a drawer in our dining room buffet. We never eat in our dining room. We’ll bring them out and plug them in when we want to listen to music or an audio book. We’ve taken back tasks Alexa did for us like, making lists or calling people for us. We used to do these things without complaint, but they became tedious when we found out Alexa could do so many of them for us. I would never have used the term “conspiracy theorist” in the past when discussing my husband with family members or close friends. But that changed the day we asked Alexa the tough questions. I think it may be time we stopped giving our privacy away and begin to think more about how we can take it back from the internet and manage it ourselves. It was just weird that I stumbled across your video the day my husband and I started “interrogating” our Amazon affiliation! Good luck in all you do! And, thanks for the video!
Dude, Alexa is a robot, they cant answer questions that they arent programmed to answer, stop acting like your so special that the government wants to listen to your dumb politics convo
I saw a tik tok of a guy asking alexa if 2020 could get any worse. Alexa responded with "You think 2020 is worse?wait til' 02/02/2022 at 2:22A.M.."
My Alexa answered the NSA question. She said the police are on the way - do not resist.
Scott Meridew 😂😂😂😁
Ask alexa “who does amazon work for?” She responds amazon is not a government agency.
Dude you had me on the ground laughing. I subscribed. Keep up the good work
Perfectly taken care of!
Actual questions start at 2:07
+Wassup_its_ Me thank you for the time stamp 🌹🌹
Wassup_its_ Me the guy with 3 sub's and no videos
robloxandsometimesmoregames Nice
Wassup_its_ Me tysm
Wassup_its_ Me omg thank you finally
All of them do it. Even Siri. The fact that ppl think that the NSA isn't listening makes that person naive.
Wow thank you !
Him-never say this Me-To late
Alexa “where is the nearest barber?”
Probably Seville. Round here, they are all "stylists" now. And none of them shave themselves: the paradox is broken.
Max Held .. he's Johnny Bravo's Latino cousin
Max Held this comment made me laugh harder than anything I have ever seen on the internet
Aaron May thx
Aaron May same here lol
one time, i asked the ALEXA device, "how do i know when a BANANA is RIPE?" and she said "I rather NOT answer that"
ハイパースーパーヨッシー5000 boi
Ripe Raipe Rape
She told me 2489..
Nick Post lmao, I was at my friends house and I asked his Alexa how old she was, she said “too old for you.”
ハイパースーパーヨッシー5000 to me she said "put a dildo over it and see if it fits."
Seriously right on bro