The Dumbest American Fails from all 50 States | FailArmy
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The biggest fail in this video is someone naming their kid Jerrick.
Americans..
It's just a name, man. Like Jish......Blair Thumb reference.
Or DC a State
Nah, naming your son Vagina is begging for you to see him hanging from the ceiling when he is in middle school.
Jerrick, 😂 thats fkcd up
3:04 "*babbles in floridian*" this is probably the only time they've every gotten the captions right 😂
So?! Are you live in Florida?
That's some quality Florida Man there.
@@leaderofmine6293 Just from your grammar, I can tell that you graduated at the top of the class in Florida
I’m a Floridian…
Haha, gotta love those accurate captions! 😂 They nailed it this time!
0:55 His reply so simply "No, I HAVE to tape it" made me laugh 😂
his voice 🤣😂
As a person born in Missouri I was shocked that one of the fails didn’t involve fireworks. Also I was pretty amazed that there wasn’t a fail in Oklahoma involving a tornado.
As a Tennessee native, that lady scolding a chicken named Mr. Featherby for his rude behavior is the most Tennessee thing I've ever seen. 😂😂
100% ;o)
RIGHT!!! 😆👍🏽
Y’all dumb
@norbertofontanez5550It's nice here. It's a city in the woods. Clean river to fish in. Game to hunt. All within 20 minutes of the city center.
we named all our chickens, can confirm lol
Wife : "Stop taping it!!!!!" Husband : No, I have to tape it!" 😂😂
packing tape
@@yarpyarp5647duck tape
The relatable-ness of that moment was amazing
"We'll cut the audio out afterwards..."
I'm glad I'm single and don't live near and/or venture near "quicksand" Every second a spouse spends filming instead of immediately helping will be one more second taken by me to savor their screams as I watch em get torn apart by Stonecipher's dog's.
I feel for that kid doing flips on the bed, we all know how much smacking your foot on something hurts.
10:29 i can't even begin to imagine the pain
How to stub every toe in half a second
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- was his last words before going to the hospital 💀💀🤣🤣
Bru i hit my hip today at 1/4 that speed and that hurt like crazy im praying for this girl
@@ChuckNDUcks Hitting your hip is incredibly painful! (Due to all the bloodflow and nerves) Hope you're doing okay!
@@bradenbalvin357the hospital? for that?
This is why America doesn't have free healthcare
Lol probably 😂
Sarcastically asking “You wanna talk about it?” is the best response to a fail ever 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
ah man. what a americans... :-)
The worst one was the kid doing flips on the bed and coming down on the headboard with his feet. I felt that pain.
As someone who has once worked in a store with a PA system, farting into the PA was not a fail but an epic win.
I was thinking the same thing! 🏃💨
Makes me sad for my missed opportunity really. 🤷♀️🤣
*YUP!!!*
Totally epic😂
Especially if it makes the bong bong noise first
The donkey laughing at the girl who was straddling shit absolutely made my day. 🤣 🤣 that's hilarious
At that point it's just better to save your shoes and wade barefoot through the shit. Girl, you are getting shit on your feet either way.
When a donkey laughs at you, you're the actual jackass.
@JH-lo9ut I feel ya but we probably wouldn't have gotten the laugh from the mule. That was the best part
I like how the lady said “call 911” like they can do anything about a whale 😂
"mark call 911" i feel bad for mark :(
They can Do some Things about the Whales....unless the Whales have classified documents lying around in their garage. THEN they can' t Do anything about IT.
How to tell if someone is a landlubber. Step 1 find a mid size boat Step 2 find a humpback Step 3 watch the shenanigans
Was lookin fur this comment.. 😅 it's gotta be the dang near dumbest thing I've heard all year!
I could just hear that 911 call. Dispatcher, "Wtf do you want us to do, call Captain Ahab or Ishmael? OOh I know, I'll call Captain Jack Sparrow, he'll know what to do!"🤣🤣🤣
The florida guy headbanging to the hurricane winds isn't a fail that's iconic lol. He does it each time
That loudspeaker fart had me rollin ! All the implications too.. ..
It confirms that the bar for customer service people's IQ is set very low.
“Mr Featherby, that is uncalled for!” Is going to be my new expression of disappointment to others
The "I got a fish on" part is the most Wisconsin thing I've ever seen.
If the "fish on" guy would've shouted, " SAVE THE BEER," then that would've been the most Wisconsin thing ever.
I can almost guarantee someone in every state has lost a relative after hearing the words “Hey, ever-body, watch this!”
In most states, "ever'body" isn't English
@@bobjohnson1633 And what states would those be, Professor? 🤡
12:30 Bro I can't "Those are good?" LMAO
The guy lifting the furniture with his fingers nearly killed me.
And his mother screaming at him 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅😅
He is helping though..
@@pointyheadYT He is even using his weakest fingers, the pinkies.
I was anticipating a Florida Man moment. Wasn't dissapointed.
Obviously needs a Floriduh moment
*babbles in Floridian*
6:12 This man worked hard to keep his motorcycle from falling over. Well done, man!
The guy screaming “oh my god” at the bird flying around sounded so desperately frantic and I’m dying
7:59 - Losing the vehicle was terrible, but their plastic tub of belongings bobbing up at the end was fucking hilarious! 😂
Never drove a vehicle onto a frozen lake. That is the reasonable expectation.
Thats michigan for you!
can’t imagine the insurance company was happy😂😂
Trucktanic.
There's a time of the year when the state tells people they should get their stuff off the lake by (as many people set up in winter there) but there's always a ton of people who dont listen. At least one F150 goes in every year, dozens of huts too
I love the variety of cultures and biomes you see across the U.S. Really adds flavor to these fails.
the inhabitants of the swamp and desert biomes were equally fascinating and reckless
I watch these videos to see if I'm on them
@@pg9193probably ninety percent Trump supporters, which makes me very happy
North woods would like you one on one quietly. This is a lot.
Diversity of ignorance. It's part of the tapestry. Didja notice no Asian Americans acting like feral blacks or trailer trash?
A lady I met from Alabama told me , that when someone in Alabama says “ watch this “ …someone is gonna die lol.
“It’s not here, I’m looking everywhere” Famous last words… RIP brave lady!
What was that?
@@bengammell9305 some scary sh%t 😂
19:12 left off the ending where he says “STILL SWALLOWED!” 😂😂
Dude, you don't know what a fail is. The guy in the chair with his dogs and the dude during a hurricane were absolute wins
Thanks bud. My dogs and I had a great adventure traveling across the country like that
@@georgiecutright4033 How do we know you’re not lying
@@clckc why would someone post a lie on the internet? it makes no sense.
@@justin_5631 I’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic orrr
It would be an elaborate lie to create a whole KZhead channel with lots of videos just to lie somewhere in a comment section...
I wouldn't call farting on the intercom a fail. That guy is a legend 🤣
Omg, that poor kid slamming his feet on the headboard... I FELT that pain. 😢
We need this type of video for European Countries next
there would be a lot for russia
I see the people saying ,,kurwa" in all videos from Poland xD
Or Asian countries too
@@freddiemercuryfan2639russia aint part of europe 🤨
@@jesser4687Russia is a transcontinental country spanning two continent, Europe and Asia
10:27 - Holy shit, that one actually hurt me through the screen! 😂
yeah my ankles have sympathy pain that scream... to much ouch.
She was so excited to see how many she could do too. Absolutely painful.
That was the last time she tried that on a bed. That looked so painful.
Still yelling in agony when the clip cuts out 😆
I really wonder there was no "Nobody was hurt" disclaim
The most American thing about these is how on the vast majority of the videos you hear the laughter of the person filming... as they KEEP FILMING =)
Ill be damned my momma was wrong, the trash will take itself out.
4:48 Homie went through the 3 stages of laughter....Impressed, funny, dead.
12:38. Just love how he pops up and immediately asks "Did you get that on video?". Man had priorities.
funny
Welcome to NC
_shit_ priorities, but sure...
Asking "did you get that on video?", or saying "I got that on video!", is a sure way to ruin any video.
0:34 Human: "What does the halibut think of that?" Orca: "See this fish. Its mine now."
The amount of times I heard "did you get that on video?" Is astounding.
9:21 I was waiting for the "Sir! You can't park there!" 🤣
I’m sad it didn’t happen
8:38 "Are you okay?" "Do you wanna talk about it?" My new response to this question.
*Babbles in Floridian* LMAO!
This video made me memorize all 50 states of America. Thanks FailArmy!. 4:48 Homie went through the 3 stages of laughter....Impressed, funny, dead..
I love that the guys says "well that sucks, at least it's not on my house", not realizing he is mostly likely 100% responsible for any damage because the tree is on his property.
Hes right because his insurance is going to F his neighbor.
Not how it works. The tree falling was a natural event, The owner of the home that the tree fell on is responsible. Doesn't matter who's property the tree originated on.
this kind of insurance talk makes me glad im not american
Yup, but at least his house is dry inside. I'd rather pay to fix my neighbors house than be displaced by a tree in mine and be at the mercy of somebody else's insurance company.
@@user-uq4zv9ve3l🫱🏻🫲🏼
At 5:36- The Ryder rental truck having it's roof ripped off by the railroad underpass is in Louisville is about 4 blocks from my home. You wouldn't BELIEVE how often that happens, despite HUGE signs and flashing warning lights! Also, rental truck insurance policies VERY specifically EXCLUDE coverage for damage from hitting overhead obstacles!
A bridge near me has its own social media pages because it happens so often 😂
@@darrellgrant7615 Ahh yes, the Can Opener.
@@braniacc the 11 foot 8: The Canopener Bridge, is in North Carolina.
Is that the Can Opener bridge?
@@hollandaise84 This doesn't look like it. Close but not quite.
8:20 🤣 That's definitely not Michigan!
As someone who lives in Arkansas 1:15 is the most accurate representation of this state that I’ve ever seen.
This video made me memorize all 50 states of America. Thanks FailArmy!
all except for porto rico!!!
If you're american then you're a very small majority that can.🤣😆
@@david-bv3jd And DC, which is not a state
Including "WEST VIRGINA".
No, it didn't.
The guy @6:15 is stuck in the stuck in the seat belt with his mom laughing HYSTERICALLY at him is GOLD!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
That one had an element of love to it! ❤
the back flipping on the bed, busted ankles, pillow saprano girl had me in pain....
The dude with the mini excavator at 4:40 has me 😅
That's why road construction takes SO long in Indiana!
For some reason, I think the mini excavator was "Adorable"
See, that wasn't a fail in my book. Flawless victory!
@@tamoroso Absotively!
Golfer NAILED IT! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
16:10 "well that sucks", it may not be on your house but it's your tree which means you're paying for the damage pal lol
3:05 certified Florida Man moment
"Babbles in Floridian" might be the best part 😂
As a resident of Massachusetts, you summed up my state perfectly. And btw, the car backing up happens all the time.
As a fellow Masshole, I couldn’t agree more
The second Minnesota clip isn't even a failure. That's a lady who knows how to max out the spins on that ride.
The guy clearing the road with his little RC Caterpillar was wholesome as heck. Dude was just out there playing with his toy.
That seems to be how they repair things down in Louisiana. Explains why nothing ever gets done.
@@jessicaaster8471 You ever seen the roads in Mississippi?
@@kylerobb8066 What roads?
@@jessicaaster8471 ZING! You win lol.
That is a perfect example if INDOT.
As a new hampshire native, I can confirm that our daily commute to work is a canoe on skis towed by a moose.
Really really glad they put the " hahaha " subtitles up. I would have never known what was going on without them.
The Flag in Texas was an epic win.
19:40 "Look at this you guys. You'll never see this again." ...cause you're gonna die. lol
8:45 “you wanna talk about it”🤣
THE WHALE UNDER THE BOAT!!! “ Mark call 911!” 😂😂😂
Let us please have a moment of silence for those we lost in these videos.
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4:42 I love this guy haha
😅😂 Agreed! 4:44
15:35 lol the squirrel running after the woman
5.29 He's a riot! He's flying!😂
18:22 That area is called the Little Sahara. They have so many accidents there, that there's a "day since last accident sign" that usually reads between the values of 0 and 7.
16:16 is that a Pole-bear, the brother of the polarbear?😂
"You wanna talk about it?" 8:44 LOL best ending line to a fail video I've ever heard! Could be used as a VO on all others!
First Texas clip was an absolute WIN! 🥇
I was waiting for the wind on the big flag to tip the truck over. (Rats)
@@PhilipFitzRoyce1983 - Uh, no. Replacing it with a pride flag would’ve been the biggest fail in this compilation.
It's called TDE. Nice truck guy, sorry about the tiny p@nis.
Over 50 beers were held during the production of this compilation.
and many more during the watching of this compilation. 😁🙃
@@roastytoasty8559 I'm drinking one right now XD
13:51: As an Ohioan myself, this is a true Ohio moment.
0:14 I don't understand why this guy would just smack that entire cake into crumbs, but it looked hilarious, like some pixelart explosion
idk whats going on too, maybe cuz cake made lakers colors
@@onurkuzu748yeah I’m confused too… my best guess is cuz it’s LSU colors
These fails just prove that stupidity knows no borders or boundaries. We may be divided by state lines, but we are united in our ability to do the dumbest things possible. Stay safe, America!
21:35 cheers to the guys buddy for rushing in to help him while still holding a beer in his hand. fucking legend.
15:00 you know he ain't making the eagles lol.
16:23, guy speaks Afrikaans: "Pick it up, pick him (it) up" Worried about the bike! Not "are you okay my babe" Hehe
Over 50 beers were held during the production of this compilation.. The guy lifting the furniture with his fingers nearly killed me..
14:18 is my absolute favorite! What the hell is that thing? A squirrel? It's like something out of a horror film. 😂😂
I want to know also.
Following in case an answer ever appears!
Gremlin? 🤷
I figured a squirrel given they fly like that. I thought it looked like a bunny but too fast to actually see. Use the 0.25 speed option
4:42 INDOT working as intended. 😂
As someone who lives in RI, that was a pretty accurate demonstration of Rhode Islander sh!t.
17:06- what else have these people tried putting at the end of the slide? Razors? Bee nest? lions? Broken glass?
20:39 She's all like _"Gawd mom!! You're so embarrassing!!!"_ lol
🤣 love how perfectly she times her face on the ground to the starting clap
The Kentucky Walmart fart was my favorite 👑
I laughed so hard that I'm pretty sure my neighbors heard me. Oh well, they needed a laugh too!
Bro I could feel this one in my soul💀 10:30
All 10 toes at once ouch
All of her tarsals and metatarsals (bones of the feet) were DESTROYED!!!!
the silent pillow/blanket scream💀
As a native Pennsylvanian, I was happy to see that we continue to make other states envy us, even with fails
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I forgot your state existed tbh
Yeah, we all wish we had a Fetterman. Hush bro, you're drunk.
@@ryvvyr7767 I wish we had Fetterman. Better compared to having Ted fucking Cruz
me too
8:30 as a local Minnesotan I expected nothing less
As a Massachusetts boy, born and raised, those fails are 100% accurate. Lol
Windy, missed an exit, (had to look) oh we had the chicken race, all the broads in green, with Jughead in a Burger King crown, and the Paul Pierce jersey wearing bastard took a wicked fall. Then I guess we had four, cause we had the guy take a soccer ball in the crotch… FIVE AND the frozen basketball net!
15:52 “boy that sucks at least not on my house.” ya but that's your tree.
0:10 "OMG somebody just hit me I'm in a car wreck. Call you back"! So nonchalant 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 Maybe it's an everyday occurence for her!!!
Just imagine how much dumb shit that happens but isn't filmed!😂
Imagine 😂
13:11 OMG ROTFLMAO!!!😆😆😆 BTW the Okie ones are spot on!👍
8:37 HAHAHAHAHAH "you wanna talk about it"? best comment iv'e ever heard
19:47 Did she say call 911? 😆
Yeah like what are they gonna do
@@onjah6592 arrest this whale! 😆🤦🏻♂️
OFFICER, ARREST THAT WHALE 🐳
16:35 from my observations, I’m pretty sure that the semi got a little too intimate with this guys back bumper
In the Cars universe, that’s considered flirting 😳
@@averagejoe287two trucks
Nice observation