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We have to find a way to tell the Sidemen to go back to just hanging out a little bit like this video where they have conversations intro and end! No quick intros.
Comment it on every video, or if they don’t do an intro, just turn it off. As soon as they start losing money they’ll care
@@jackkeane6 LOL the purpose of skipping an intro is to make money. Sidemen reacts was not doing well when they did intros. the first 60 secs of any content needs to get to the point or the viewer will click off. NO INTROS IS GOOD FOR THEM.
@@James-kk4jm they’ve already said in a video that not having an intro affects the viewer retention
@@jackkeane6 this is the dumbest comment I’ve ever seen
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To Harry: Do not try to wrestle a crocodile, it would kill you. You can keep a crocodiles mouth shut, with even only 1 hand, true, but only if the croc doesn't mind it. Crocodiles are extremely strong and quick, you will not be able to "wrestle" it or keep it's mouth shut. If it comes down to a situation where you need to fight a croc, just call for JJ, he will knock it out.
kzhead.info/sun/gs6Ec76Mm4yQqJE/bejne.html I'd say it would kinda look like this
A gator u will be fine but not a croc
Especially if they get a good grip on you and do a death roll. Instant game over.
Step to the side and pow
No , u can't keep a crocs mouth shut with ur hands, its the alligator u are taking about.
Harry thinking he could hold a croc’s mouth shut in the water whilst in his blind spot is on the same level of JJ thinking he could knock out a horse lmao
Easier to hold mouth shut than trying to hold it open. Power is downward force, so more likely than JJ ever knocking out a horse, he’d break his wrist first.
Nah he’s actually not wrong, probably not the right way to say it but you can hold a crocs mouth shut with tape cuz the muscles aren’t strong enough to break through it so u probably could hold if u had it in a headlock or summin
On land if your lucky and strong enough it may be possible but in water there is no way in hell
@@HiiiPoWeRTV_ yeah the holding the mouth shut isn’t the hard part, getting into the perfect spot to get that done is the broken wrist part lol
@@__oscrippy4959 oh shut it
Fun fact for Harry: Ostriches have claws as long as your hand and completly disembowel you
They also kicks harder than a horse. HARDER THAN A HORSE 😂😂😂
Another thing about the ostrich, is that when aggravated, they attack.
Damn I was too late
@@waitwhat901 you like to eat ostrich for dinner?
Lovely
Sideman safari would be incredible, would love to see harry wrestle a croc.
kzhead.info/sun/gs6Ec76Mm4yQqJE/bejne.html They went on safari. Look
He'd die
Why would Harry wrestle a shoe?
@@James-dm6pk hahahah
@@dayzexpert8875 bro your so Unbarely funny omg 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️
I know it's become kind of a meme at this point for fans to complain about the content cause of the introduction of side+ but for real you guys really shouldn't feel the need to move quickly and make videos as short as possible for whatever reason. We watch these videos cause of the guys' unique perspectives and personalities, and when they would have proper conversations and make jokes it made the videos really entertaining. You only even react to like 3-4 min long videos now as well. In all honesty, these forced shorter videos feel kind of rushed and are not nearly as entertaining and tbh it's putting me off this channel, and from what I can tell from the comments it's doing the same for others. I know maybe I'm being a bit harsh but I feel like just a few extra mins gained from long intros/outros, the meaningful convos, etc. improve these vids so much
completely agreed
Yeah, everything they’re doing seems like a total cash grab, shorter intros, vodka, sides, and side+ (even though their audience consist of minors with no credit cards lol)
i agree
@@soulslasher that doesn't make sense though? if the vodka was a cash grab then wouldn't they create something that aims towards their audience thusly making more revenue, they just made it cause they all like alcohol, not to mention a lot of the people who did grow up watching them from the early days are around the drinking age anyways which for the UK is 18 and up
Retention rate is why they do. RETENTION IS EVERYTHING at this point. Jumping right into a video is a good way to keep up retention rate. the hardcore complaining fans willl always be here.
"Move quickly nowadays" I'm pretty sure everyone LOVES A LONG INTRO👌👌
Not really gets annoying
Who told u that? 💀
They don’t have time dude
@@sahillsekhon3 you are too logical for them dude
@@sahillsekhon3 man shutup
Josh: “He put his feet up casually, like his mom’s hoovering” Underrated af. 😂
It’s nice to see these videos with an intro as opposed to jj instantly starting it
kzhead.info/sun/gs6Ec76Mm4yQqJE/bejne.html This is Harry's most iconic moment
Nah I prefer jj’s method
loool
"That Cake gonna have to calm down!!!"
kzhead.info/sun/oZtrm8-ZsYeddKs/bejne.html ahahahahaha What you didn't see😅😅 kss
Boys we need the old intros back, they make for some really good content
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kzhead.info/sun/oZtrm8-ZsYeddKs/bejne.html ahahahahaha What you didn't see😅😅 ksso
what in the fuck is going on with these replies fam
@@c4ndy200 bots
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WE WANT LONGER INTROS!!! We're all here for you guys, your personalities & input, not the videos your watching. The shorter intros just make it feel like rushed easy content tbh
Well thats the point of this channel
It’s not really easy content because they’re always so busy with schedules and plus they film react videos in the morning so 9/10 they either got sidemen filming after or personal things to do
kzhead.info/sun/gs6Ec76Mm4yQqJE/bejne.html I'd say they should do this
@@COGNITIVE90 I mean we are not demanding for an hour long intro...clicking the video and diving straight into the reaction video without any intro just makes it a bit weird.
@@COGNITIVE90 Harry literally said many times that reacts is easy money…
I wish they reacted to longer vids, like the old days
Blame the fans submitting the vids.
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No Harry, don't stop yourself...go on... Ask your question... We're all here for it
Yes you can hold a crocs mouth closed, but if it starts deathrolling, its gonna twist your arm straight off mate
400 kgs of rolling btw
@@momishal3273 like your mom getting out of bed
Wrong for that
@@clinteastwood5359 Jesus ya didn’t have to roast the man alive my god
even a minute or two extra spent on the intro goes a long way! we love to just listen to you and laugh along with you, so just some short conversations at the beginning and end of videos will really increase viewer retention
Stats say otherwise which is why they do it unfortunately, wish they went back to the og style
If they want to grow this channel more, taking away the intros will help with that.
@@Roxas1711 ffs man..we wanna watch them messing up the intro, chatting random shit. Jj being weird
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@@Roxas1711 ohh
This new style of videos is just driving the actual fans away like I've only watch 5 min max out the past 5 I used to wake up everyday and watch you guys. I'm here to watch your pov's of videos not just the video with a couple of add ons
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If you're an actual fan you know that they don't care about this channel and it's only for extra cash. It's a goddamn reaction channel lmao
@@dask5687 selloutmen
@@dask5687 ye but I actually wanna enjoy it
Bring back the long intros. These now feel rushed and incomplete. We like your chat before and after. The longer the more entertaining
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i love intros! if it wasn't for that we wouldn't of had all those great moments about Simons mom and Ethans orbit pull being so weak his dad left. Intros are great!
I use to enjoy these videos but obviously they are just smashing out any kind of video without thought now .. kills it
'I could take an Ostrich' Harry, they can kill lions with just one good kick. It's best to stay away from large flightless birds in general.
Guys let’s bring longer videos back they were so much fun!! We love seeing you guys just chat and joke around!
We all here for Harry's thoughts, reactions, and questions. He lowkey carries these reaction videos
I blame Side+ for SidemenReacts intros being needlessly short now.
Same, I used to hate the people blaming side+ for stuff but now I totally agree with them. They’re just cash grabbing now tbh
@@soulslasher It's nothing to do with Side+ MrBeast advised them to shorten them to help with viewer retention.
Personally really want the longer more personal videos back, but i do understand thats not what the general youtube audience wants. But looking at the comments im glad im not the only one with this opinion though. I dont really care that much about the video they’re reacting to, otherwise i’d just watch the video itself, im here because the boys have so much personality themselves
4:14 it's jj
Pls bring back the longer sidemen reacts vids, we love the banter
1:19 I actually saw that clip a few days ago, the reason it’s so terrifying is because the wolf is one of the largest ever recorded. Look at it next to the orange pole. It literally just walks up to a car, makes itself known, then walks away with zero fucks lol
Not harry thinking he can take on a legit dinosaur🤣🤣🤣stand in it's blindspot all u want soon as it turns round your legs gone
4:17 why was there a random cut just like most other sidemenreacts videos? was it to avoid copyright?
I feel like these videos end so quick lately! Kinda why I like it when jj is there because you know he will pause the video and say something mad that will have the boys and us howling
JJ is the reason why vids are shorter nowadays
@@vedmange8778 yeah he rushes the start then just chats shit at the end to extend it to 8 mins. If they did like before it wouldn't be necessary
@@kieranosullivan02 or maby the videos they watch are not long enough......
It ends quickly because rhey want it to end quickly. 8 min minimum cuz this channel is just for extra cash
@@dask5687 There's more to it than just that, reaction content has always done well on their individual channels over the years so it's a smart move to grow their brand and audience.
6:50 it’s actually a Mercedes
Video Idea: Sidemen Safari Bingo Premise: Design a bingo card (like the other Sidemen Bingos) of different animals that each team could potentially spot.These animals would depend on the Wildlife Park they visit.
4:06 JJ's move
Is it just me who preferred longer reacts videos, that weren’t always top tens?
Scariest Animal Encounter was when Harry's Mum and JJ Faced Off😬😂
kzhead.info/sun/gs6Ec76Mm4yQqJE/bejne.html For the people. Here's Harry's Mum and JJ's face-off
Upvote
kzhead.info/sun/oZtrm8-ZsYeddKs/bejne.html ahahahahaha What you didn't see😅😅 kss
Ever since sidemen started money grabbing the quality of content has really dropped, mainly on this channel.
When i open KZhead I expect the first video I see to be a sidemen reacts video on gawd bruh. This always helps with my anxiety. Love you legends. Fml I’m simping for the sidemen 🤦🏾♂️
Harry is actually right about Crocodiles having really lousy muscles for opening there mouth's, you could overpower a crocodile with an elastic band..that being said you've got to get that close to one in the first place.
Trust me mate a firm body shake by a crocodile is enough to crush u into peices.dont look at the trained pros covering its mouth making it look easy🥴
Nah mate the ones that you can restrain with an elastic band are babies the type we let tourists hold. Yes you can hold a big guys mouth shut with your hands but if he starts thrashing no way will you hold on.
@@cheekyftoro8962 I didn't say I would should or could I'm just saying that that crocodiles can't open there mouth's very well it was more of an example not an actual scenario.
@@TheHeadbanger222 its a scenario till some dumb ass tourist tries this. Thinks an elastic band will protect them. And then its another croc attack. The footage of the croc jumping at the boat when it was being fed is taken on a river 20km from my house.
Sidemen reacts is bangers always:) I wish the vids was a bit longer tho🙃
We can all agree that SidemenReacts always makes our day better
Harry and Toni and Josh is the trio 🔥🔥🔥
6:39 That Jaguar bit the back of his head
100% here for Sidemen Safari Sunday. Also Harry, I think Tobi and I want to see you wrestling an alligator. 10/10
at 0:51 that snak is more straight than I am xD
btw Harry is quite right that you could hold a crocs mouth closed, for the reason he said as well. They have a strong bite, but the muscles to open the mouth are much smaller and weaker in comparison. The hard part is getting close enough to its head without being bitten. so yeah approach from the blind spot which is right in-front of its nose. then you can tape it/tie it or whatever.
05:40 dats the guy with the cabrio (convertable) and the roof came off midroad lol my meeen
They need to react to casual geographic. If only to educate Harry on the fact that crocodiles & ostriches are a lot more dangerous than he thinks
That's a great idea, hopefully they can react to casual geographic in the future
JJ: I can knock out a horse Toby: *shows him a muscular horse JJ: change his mind Harry: I am not scared of crocodiles Toby: Have you lost your mind It appears that Toby is the only one that is rational
love how harry is like "i can do this and that" and tobi is like "no lad you can't"
Harry: “It’s a Turbo-turtle” that got me laughing hahahaha lol
Harry saying “How is it going boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, and everything in between” makes me feel very appreciated :))
The short intros ruining why I like SidemenReacts
JJ: "I could take down a horse" Harry: "I could take down the only thing to survive the KT extinction" 😂
a sidemen safari would be a sick sidemen sunday
06:44 - BMW? This Mercedes?
When they uploads everyone's day get better❤
Love how Harry is hyping Toby up to fight animals lmao
i miss the longer intros :(
Please carry on wid the long intros that you guys used to do. We all have been a fan of it.
Not "all" apparently shorter videos get more views
Harry is def high on something😂 Tobi lost it at ostrich 🤣
I love the harry and Tobi duo
Whem harry was talking about how he can hold a crocodile's mouth I instantly remembered jj saying he could knock out a horse 😂😂😂
7:12 Harry, ostrich's kicks harder than a horse.
“Bricked up in the spice isle” Sounds like Harry’s weekend mazza at the plugs yard
VR safari would be cool to watch maybe on MoreSidemen
I stay awake everyday for a SidemenReacts post!
*SENSITIVE CONTENT* ONNANOKO.TOKYO/machiko MEGAN : "Hotter" HOPI : "Sweeter" JOONIE : "Cooler" YOONGI : "Butter" . PETTY : face. BODY : Beautiful. SMART : flirt. Like to eat. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！１#万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！#今後は気を付けないとね5). . !💖🖤❤#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#１万人を超える人が見ていたも ん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！（ #笑）#垃圾
Where you from?
@@sarthakkk4938 Malaysia
2:07 I found this on google about alligator and crocodile muscles. All of an alligator's jaw power is on the down stroke. They have almost no muscle power when it comes to opening their jaws. What that means is that you can hold the animal's mouth shut with one hand.
@Tbjzl
DISCLAIMER, do not do this and do not attempt to shut a member of the crocodilian family’s mouth. Yes they may have no power on the up stroke but they have incredible neck muscles, meaning if you held an alligators mouth shut it would quickly just move it’s head out of the way and attack. As an American I know the dangers of wild animals and it really pisses me of to see people who don’t live where the animal lives say they could beat one or underestimate them. Like when harry said he could stop a grizzly bear attack with a baseball bat, grizzly bears are 7ft tall u not beating one with a baseball bat
You should react to most iconic sidemen moments
Ive never been on a safari, so i would love to live through the sidemen going on one haha
To Harry: you CANT take an ostrich those things can easily take out a LION
Short/no intro is an actual ploy as advised by JJ. Basically this whole channel is easy money, and to make things easier JJ asked them not to do proper long intros and it literally doesn't make a difference to them, because we fans watch anything they make nowadays. If there is an intro that's because the video alone won't be enough to get to 8 minutes where they can maximize their cpm.
I totally agree with you, these videos are becoming less and less enjoyable to watch since all they care about now a days is making more money instead of making good content.
Josh looking fire recently his new hair cut and the beard shape up 🔥
A sidemen safari would be a good video actually
1:56 my man tryna become JJ 😂😂😂
I thank yall sod react to casual geographic his vids r good af
Yes to sidemen safari 🤯🤟🏼
Harry isn't capping , if you hold an aligator / croc (which ever maybe both dont remember) mouth close , it wont be able to open it , theirs strenght is purely in the crushing/closing of their mouth.
Finally a cultured person lol
One death roll and you're dead
that's true. but good luck holding a 650kg Nile crocodile while it does a death roll or even the slightest bit of resistance.
@@liftingdk4096 yeah i wouldn't test to see if i can manage it though , i don't have a deathwish XD
4:00 it’s KSI
I LOVE SIDEMEN CAMP VIDEO
"omg i had to push him away with my paddle" is so memeable lol
The quick intros and outros are killing these videos man, I'm not sure why JJ thought it was a good idea but it's making the videos seem so much more rushed and doesn't let their personalities shine through like we're here for
U see there personalities 4x a week for ages. Give it a rest laf
Lad
What Harry said is true a crocodiles opening jaw muscles are much weaker than its closing muscles
Harry sayin “ They can’t see u when ur in the blind spot. Will forever live with me 😂
I would watch a Sidemen Safari Sunday 🔥🔥
Bring back the intros, I don't think having a tiny little boost to your video for the algorithm is worth making the videos less entertaining. You guarantee close to a million with every upload on this daily upload channel, that's more than good enough in my opinion.
Tobi humbly denies he could takedown an ostrich, meanwhile *KSI out there waiting to knock a horse down*
Sidemen safari would be sick 🔥
Sidemen safari Bingo???? I think we need this
2:04 it triggers me when people say that they can win from a lethal wild animal which is much heavier and stronger than they are . Pisses me off when jj says he can beat a horse , prolly he doesn't realise that a single hoof from a horse can shatter his skull
JJ is just joking ......i think 😅
@5:30 "he's shook bro" , "i don't blame him" yeah thanks lad, i bet he's glad he has a pass to shit himself in that situation lmfaooo
Sidemen safari would be dope
A sidemen safari in kenya would just be the best. There are actually areas in Kenya where you can do a wildlife hide and seek and many other activities. Might not be a bad idea on Sidemen Safari
I bet there’s gonna be a mom joke about that elephant lol
Lmaooo
kzhead.info/sun/gs6Ec76Mm4yQqJE/bejne.html KSI dancing
Harry : " You can hold a crocodile's mouth shut" some tiktoker: *WELCOME TO FACTS OR CAP*
Harry's confidence about crocodiles is something.
Sidemen Safari would be a banger
@0:09 wait what is that email address? 😂😂
I’m offended he called the 190e a BMW
I think the joke was the elephant attacked because it was a Mercedes and he is a fan of bmws
@@vfxvalor8204 oooh that makes sense now
@@vfxvalor8204 that makes sense. I was about to comment on the same thing
Harry feeling confident today 😂😩