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Simon: thank you Champagne: 🕶️ 👄
Sofia Imperiale “i fink-“ 🕶 👄
Sofia Imperiale 😂😂
LMAOOOO
💡 🕶 👄
Sofia Imperiale lmaooo
Nobody: Literally nobody: The third act: *a WiMbAh WaYyAyYaYyAY*
No
😂😂😂
@@aliafxx the cat in your pfp is cute
@@miyooki3656 aw thanks ;)
2nd*
‘You came in, you called yourself Champagne and you sounded like house wine.’ Simon’s one-liners are so savage, I miss them. 😂😂
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯 but Champagne actually didn’t sound bad!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The guy who sang the song by Michael Jackson looked as well if he had a bad case of constipation
Yeah sure if you have a bit of time to think of it in advance.
Its cut out this video but Simon goes 'Champagne...Your flat" that took me out 😭💀
After 1000 years of singing "You raised me up" Louis: Do you have a second song? Simon: NO
I can't stop laughing at that part. 🤣
i couldnt BREATHE
I’m cracking uppppp I wonder how long he was singing it 😂😂😂😂
This is what happens when parents and friends don't tell you the truth...
There are people that wont lisen even if you tell them the truth Just like my....brother lol😭😂😂
@@ahmedaljiashi6207 Same but it's my friend, Mother, and Cousin.
the man singing that sexy lady song looks like Arsene Wenger LOL
True.
Its worth is for the vids tho, try not to laugh
"Worst group we've ever had" Says Simon to every group ever
he’s usually right
Just like Ramsay saying every bad meal is the worst he’s had
Lily FQC it’s because they keep getting worse every time
I mean you’re not wrong😂
I don't think so.. I mean look fifth harmony and one direction..little mix etc. Simon knows exactly what are selling materials
I actually think champagne was definitely a decent singer
I agree
The judges were delusional
I think you guys are confusing someone who is probably an OKAY karaoke singer (able to mimic a few songs well enough) with someone that can sell millions of records with their voice.
@@JackalBlack you personally know him? I've seen worse singers make it because of their looks not voice. Truly sad
@@trex5703 I have too. It's the whole "Kevin Skinner" phenomena. That dude couldn't sing any better than ANY other American but he won AGT because of his humble looks, demeanor, and story. This Champagne is the same. He sang one octave the whole time. The same high pitch singular tone throughout every song he attempted. He selects songs he can mimic well but if you asked him to sing any real piece of music and he'd fail. Anyways, I'm not trying to wind you guys up. Just stating an opinion man. Don't be sad. I understand that a lot of people will think he is good. Right on and rock on. If you like, you can buy him a T-shirt that says "World's Greatest Singer" and I'll take the group photo for ya!
Honestly I kinda felt bad for the first guy, Champagne. He was a decent singer and his personality seemed nice. All he needed to work on was how to take the word no for an answer
Nobody: Champagne: ⚪ 🕶️ 👄 🎤
I-😂💀
LMAO
Omg 😂
Hahahahahahhaha 😂🤣
@WolfVlogs99 yuh
THE GIRL THATS OBSESSED WITH LOUIS I CANT BREATHHHH
Truly my favorite one 😂😂
Im wheezing
Hahaha bless her
@Au / wait rlly?
@Au / Wow, he is a creepy perv
Louis is a gentleman and a kid at the same time haha
Honestly I feel like he could be a comedian just telling about these auditions
Yes lol his reactions always makes me laugh hard hahaha
he sexually harassed Mel B on national tv he’s hardly a gentleman
@@bjorkhorseman What?! How do you know that?
@@bjorkhorseman wut?! 😐
"People that don't even like me come up to me and tell me I have an amazing voice." Babe... think about that for a second.
🤣
Omg I can see it now../ it was a setup…
@Twiggy Stardust. That's hilarious! Simon said kindly she's slightly deluded. I think she's massively delusional, needs a new mirror, and a visit to a doctor to remove that black growth from her lip. 😎
She actually sang well.
champagne was me when my parents already said no to mcdonalds
Lol
I am subing
BRUH! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂🤣
@@herogirl1935 lol
@@herogirl1935 same😂😂😂
"you came in calling yourself champagne but the reality is you're house wine"
I WAS CRYING 😂😭😂😂
"He looks like he works in a poultry factory"
I SNORTEDD😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
@Clouds best He wasn't though. He could only do one thing and that only works for like 4 songs.
its sad cause he was rly good
“WHO encouraged you to sing, told you you are good?” Is the best question for the recovery of these folks
Louis didn't come to judge... He came to laugh 🤣🤣
JUSTICE FOR CHAMPAGNE
Loooool
He really didn’t have a horrible voice just strange facial expressions. They have let way worse on the show😂
Pls they were so mean he literally sang fine
Lmfaooo champaaaaaaaaagne nooooooo
i know this guy he's funny asf 😭
Simon saying "Champagne" over and over has me in TEARS 😂
They weren't fair to him though...he had a great voice!
Taylor yes.
Taylor I TOTALLY AGREE ON THAT
Taylor same LOL "Champagne. Champagne. Champagne stop."
yes
That Grandma was so hilarious. I died from laughter when she gave Simon a death stare. 😶🤣
Death stare ?? More like ugly old deluded stare 😂
bro shes so scary 😭😭😭😭😭 id laugh just by looking at her face. Lorraine wasn’t provoking anything so i wouldn’t laugh at her in the first place. Like she was so sweet
@@Fairymusk Yeah, I felt the same way. Looked to me as though they deliberately provoked granny, as Lorraine’s singing, while not good, was not the kind that usually breaks Simon up. Granny’s face could give me nightmares.
,,You was very ignorant,, :))
Don’t blame her, Simon was being obnoxious.
I love Sharon. Great sense of humour and can show empathy when it’s needed.
Dunno...said one contestant looked like a monkey. Very nice chap from Wales...she said 'simian looking' ...he didn't get it.
Simon: "It was a bit lifeless" Edna:👁 👁 👄
Simon:👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
👁👁 👄 ✊✊
Jaylah_360 honestly her face tho
👁👄👁
I’ve never seen such a spot-on comment
Group: *breathes* Simon: Worst group we’ve ever had.
omg😂😂
this is bad because it’s true
LMAOOOOOOO
I read it in his voice and can't stop laughing now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao, Also I stan lil meow meow and yall should to...
What got me laughing was how Sharon kept a straight face in front of some of the contestants while the other judges burst out laughing. So did I, seeing Sharon. 😂
90% class from Louis for letting the young lady have her dream...
is it just me or is everything like 10x funnier when you’re meant to be asleep at 3am and everybody else is asleep and you’re trying not to wake them up? _i don’t think it’s just me_
I CAN RELATE LMAO
Same I'm supposed to be asleep but I'm on my phone but I wanna listen to the vid but I don't wanna wake them up and my phone will be taken away soo
I think 🤔 it is just you I cannot relate 😕
Relatable for sure.
it's literally 3am and that's what's happening to me i-
I love Louie with "do you have a second song" he's hilarious
The way the camera went back to the mother in law progressively getting more pissed off 😂😂
It was the jaws music that got me 🤣🤣🤣
@@lesleyallison232 the editors on this show back then were the best 🤣
I'm sorry but as harsh as Simon can be, he really does not get enough credit for how funny he is. The insults he comes up with are so creative 😭🤣
my favourite one of his insults is what he said to champagne about sounding like house wine...
I may not like him for other reasons but I do have to admit his insults are pretty damn good
I kinda agree with that
Truee
ik!😂
I think we can all agree that Champagne is an X factor icon
Real icon
@ii.xkookiee lmaoooo
Nope
Champagne was the best
“Champagne… Ch-champagne.. CHAMPAGNE. CHAMPAGNE.” Simon- 💀💀 Also Simon getting scolded by that mother n law was so funny 😭
The good days when tv was real
well guess what they are planned and they use innocent people to sabotise them
Meh, it was less fake, more real than now for sure.
I’m glad you didn’t add old to that sentence..
Never ever was this real
@@timragen6658 - agree!
*horrible sing act* nobody: Louis: Do you have a second song
😂😂😂😂
He just loves trolling Simon. That’s all.
..............
@Coffee Bean LMAO indeed!!
Simon: 😒
Me: you can't destroy someone with one word Simon: *Deluded*
Lmaooo😂😂
Rakis Derra hi
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@@miahoran2914 true
i hear this in simons voice xd
“David, who was it who told you that you can sing?” “Somebody at work?” “Was it a bloke?” “Yes” “He’s winding you up”. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.
"Would you buy her record?" "Yes!" "Bit biased." ahaha
Champagne actually has a beautiful voice tho.
Makayla Beauparlant totally!!! :) I feel so bad for him :(
Makayla Beauparlant The problem is you will not be accepted by your voice ,there is personality , cloths , attitude becuase you will not be singing only you have fans and interviews and stuff.
Makayla Beauparlant like wtf he was holding a plastic microphone and sunglasses bigger than his face.
Ahmed Alzaiqi hello
Ahmed Alzaiqi we are talking about his voice.
I'm sitting here CACKLING when I can't sing a single note.
Me too. I couldn't carry a tune if it was in a bucket.
I know I can’t sing 😂😂 but that’s why we can watch and laugh bc we know we aren’t going on idol lol and these people really think they are good and won’t let anyone tell them they aren’t lol.
You're also not the one making a fool of yourself so you're already one step ahead
Don’t feel bad
* honestly same
The girl who sang to Louis was actually pretty decent, that's a super hard song to sing, especially if you're not a singer of the caliber they're looking for. You go girl! And she sang it to Louis, which had to have made her nervous. I don't think I could have done as well lol 😅
Agree 100%.
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When Louis asks do they want a second song 🤣
When the two girls sang Lion Sleeps Tonight, my dogs started to bark and howl, and wouldn't shut up until they did.
@@Cierec that remains a big mystery 😂
Loll
Verified?
wow you have 7 subscribers and your VERIFIED.
LMAO
The girl doing back vocals of the lion sleeps tonight is actually feeling herself and I aspire to be that confident.
Kyra Steffen yes yes we do 😂
Oh yes please
Danni Bell HONESTLY SAME
When i sing in public I go really high pitched 😅
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Simon had personal vengeance against champagne.
The guy who did the earth song 🤣🤦🏼♀️🤣🤣
champagne was actually really good, he just looked ridiculous LMAO.
I'm your 100th like, what do I win
@@GSSMAV PlayStation 5
I feel like they got caught up in everything but his voice and screwed him over
o k a n a and acted like a weirdo
Antoniaxxh his condo on his damn head and his plastic mic and those dumb sunglasses to start lol
* sings for a year and a half * “DO YOU WANT A SECOND SONG.”
Omg, he kills me every single time he does that!!🤣
I wanna know how long he actually sang there 😂
even the subtitles couldn’t sing along with the contestants😭
“You don’t sound like a human” 😭😭😭
Tbh the Louie fangirl was really sweet and a good sport.
Yes,that was a very nice thing she did for Louie but,for Simon to make a mean statement like he did was not so nice. Simon: "You can't be very busy!" That would take time,energy and makes one busy.I mean,how rude!
She was the only one out of the bunch that could somewhat carry a tune LOL
p. stewart I mean yeah, but being kinda snarky is just his thing. It’s just how he is.
and she was pretty good honestly
@@salmawally5078 truee
if champagne doesn’t sing at my funeral i’m gonna haunt
If champagne doesn’t bring the plastic microphone I quit life
SerenaSky same here lol
He gotta bring back the plastic microphone 😂
yes man he wasnt good enough to win but he was good enough to pass the audition
lol 😁😂😂😂😂
16:13 The look of horror on Paulas face lol gets me every time.
Honestly 🤣😭
Omgg that made me laugh more so funny!! 😭😭
“You’re a very odd couple…you’re odd looking.” 😂😂😂 Omg Louis killed me!
“uh wimboway-ay-ay” THE WAY I CACKLED
@Jonathan Cupalary BAHAHHAHAHAHA
it sounds like something phoebe and Ross from friends would do- 😭🤚🏽
@@savannahgrace3124 omg your so right 😂😂😂😂
LITERALLY
Mbuwe*
Nobody: Literally nobody: Louis: *throws water on contestant* “I SAW IT COMING!!!!”
omg-
She needed to calm down
SHE WAS DOING IT TO ME
No, she wanted to strip
She did say to Sharon: " I really wanna throw your water on him."
I’m so glad I’m not the only one that thought champagne was good because I thought I had bad taste 😂😂😭
The man singing you raised me up 😂😂😂 comedic goal!
Champagne was okay imo. But the way he stopped singing abruptly when they asked him to stop and he just stood there mid lyric was hilarious.
😂😂😂
When
The man champagne was the best no cap😂😂😂
Champagne: I th-I th
Hahaha ikr!?
Why does Champagne look like Terry Crews dressed up as R Kelly for halloween lmaooo
EXACTLY
That's what I thought omg!!!!!
hahahah
MY EXACT THOUGHTS OMG
Could also be Ving Rhames dressed as R.kelly 😂
I’ve been in karaoke finals without looking at the screen 💀💀💀
the Louis fangirl is just so adorable 💖💖🤧
why is she in love with an old man 😭😭
and she had a ok voice too lol
@@Luckily88 LMFAOO
Champagne was actually good at singing🎤
Righhhtt
FACTS
he was kicked out because he was black, and simon is a racist
@@kapitantutan2215 i meaaannn. . . .can we call out all the ethnic Artist that Simon said yes on? Or artist that went onto be successful or got a yes on a season that Simon was apart of?😊
@@kapitantutan2215 this is y we did blm protests
I love how champagne keep on singing after they say stop 😂😂
At least he didn't sing "Tiny Bubbles"
Ur right that would be funny 😂
I thingk champagne sing better than me hahah
😂😂😂
He is true to his talent
The fan girl was so sweet and I’m so happy for her.
12:19 BY THE LOOK IN YOUR EYE, I CAN TELL YOUR GONNA CRY……. over this hilarious song 😂😂😂😂
Omg the Louis’s fangirl was really adorable.
gabuh ik right! I was a bit embarrassed for her too😂
She was a cutie 💃😳
No that was her strategy of cheating the system It's a joke if you did not realise that
And the other judges are leaving from their seat...LOL..
Creepy**
please PLEASE bring back the most iconic trio of all: Sharon, Louis and Simon!!
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh😍😍😍
I’m pretty sure Louis got fired because he grabbed Mel B’s butt
*Sharon
@@saraifrancis4989 well in that case, I'm glad he was fired!
@@cid7819 omg I'm such a dumbass :(
These auditions have the same energy as showing your parents a concert when you’re like 6 😭😭
Contestant: “my voice is strong, i need help!” Simon: *”you need a help line”*
I felt bad for Champagne 😭😭😭
D Mayo me too he is good but not awsome🙂🙂🙂
D Mayo he looked really nice and he was an okay singer!!! I feel soooo bad for him!!!
MeowtainDew_ Me too!
D Mayo me to
Syd Squid www
Louis genuinely looks like a very happy tortoise
lmaooo
Yeeessss 😂😂😂
Lmfao
23:19 is perfect evidence. P.S. I think I remember the number 23 19 from somewhere...
Ryan McKenna we got a 2319 monsters inc 😍
5:30 I actually love her tone, it gorgeous. She was just nervous
I’ve been in karaoke finals without looking at the screen 😂😂😂
🤣👍🏻 There's only one judge
@@roubanashabe3490don’t judge the judge
When ever you feel embarrassed about anything, just come to this 🤣
My webcam was accidentally on in an online University class and I was sooo embarrassed. NOW after watching this, I'm totally fine :))
Exactly 😭🤣💯
Lol! That's true
@@sawwmin same here XD
Works like a charm
When Louis threw water at the contestant lmfao. He was 5 steps ahead of her
@fangurl33 as he should
@@martasabuckyte4419 moved pretty quick for a turtle
@fangurl33 as he should😂✨
Simon was like what. You can't throw water on a contestant... "She was going To do it to me I just did it first" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Dgoldstein50 lol
I was laughing more at the Judge's faces than the actual performers. lmao
When she said to Simon “ LISTEN “ he looked like a little child getting in trouble 😂
true 🤣
The editor deserve a raise with "You Raised Me Up"
Sounds like me singing in front of my mini fan
I thought he was a bit of a let-down.
“I’ve been in Kareoke finals without looking at the screen with 95% of the audience on my side” 😂😂
Nooo one freaking notice that 😂 ebay Michael Jackson
Simon's judgment is the best ❤😂
"She must love you VERY much"... 🤣
"i'd throw the glass at you. but it's not mine" *Breaks glass*
Its like borrowing a friends car and saying I would crash it but its not mine and proceeds to rob the car.
Contestant: "by the look in your eye, I can tell you're gonna cry" Simon: *grins widely and starts to laugh*
I read your comment just as I watched that part
@@nisarojas2869 same😂😂
This was Saturday nights at its peak, it will never be topped. Simon was savage back in the day
That time lapse video is hilarious. Absolute comedy.
The third was like....”you have to take your younger sister” “AWIMBA WAY”
"*A wae wae ae*"
“I’m screaming at the telly but you don’t know that I am there” crying 😭🤣😂
I'm pretty sure every fangirl ever
Ravekitty Powerwoof lol
🤣🤣
🤣😂
LOL I can’t take it 🤣🤣🤣
Every time I'm sad, I come watch this video and relive the wonder that is these clips all over again. Savage, beautiful and was the best trio of all time. Simon, Louie and Sharon are the OG.
I agree
16:03 is so funny but adorable 😭😭😭
Imagine if Gordon Ramsay and Simon Cowell had an argument.
@Ashley Lake frr yo
Gina Matibag is that even a question? Gordon obviously 🙃
They should have a cooking show together! Gordon: "WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!?" Simon: " THAT WAS TERRIBLE!!!" 🤣😂
@@jewel9057 Simon would have a taste, and say 'this is terrible!' Gordon will stick a thumb in it, yell, 'Its EFFING COLD'
@@jayc7249 omg! Yessss
The editor for the "You Raise Me Up" dude was CHILDISH and I am HERE for it
SAMME 😭
It make me laugh out loud anyway...
You spelt hilarious incorrectly.
i like how did Simon lower his pride and say to the old woman for laughing to her daughter in law.. 🥰 very professional..
I think Louis is so adorable loll the way he always receives the craziness with an adorable smile loll love him
Legend says he's still singing You Raise Me Up
Kati Casey lmao underrated comment
If I didn’t see him end the song, I’d honestly believe this. Lmao 😂
😂
Kati Casey they could have stoped him xD
At least it's a good song. 😂😂😂
Champagne wasn’t even that bad in my opinion. I’m confused lol
Maybe the way he used his plastic microphone 😁😁
And his 2 pairs of sunglasses
Presentation
Nessa L he was out of tune
He was good in my opinion but music isn't my business so I'm surely wrong
25:49 Simon’s face 🤣🤣🤣
3:12 when Simon burst out laughing I lost it!
THE EDIT ON THE GUY THAT WAS SINGING 'YOU RAISE ME UP'
lmao right.i was dying
LMAAOOVDHDJVDHD
Guy looks like Putin
Me: *dying because of laughter* Lmaoo
I am dead 😂
Lesson learnt: Not to eat food while watching this, I almost choked to death.
Khushi Gurung Me too. I was eating mah nuggets and just went “HAHAHAACSGSKWWOOALAL”
Crusty_ Bucket XD
i was drinking warm chocolate and almost died:)
I was sat their by my Christmas tree and my dog, just laughing lol
Am I the only one that heard that comment? 😂☠️
The way the first guy tries to keep going but abruptly stopped made me laugh so hard 🤣
Simon-I can imagine you outside my house singing silent night, dressed up. Louis-Not getting any money. Simon-No a bit of money
I’m not going to lie the best judging panel was Simon, Sharon and Louis. They are ICONIC!
@Azula Mtobi I love David just for his interactions with Simon because they are always in opposite sides.
I liked Simon, Paula and Randy in American Idol
I agree. My favorite
also who is David lol
erin branson David walliams