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Would you Nuke Japan or watch all the cats of the world drown
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That switch clone at the end is illegal
Can you please put the ds link I kinda wanna buy one ( I’ve been looking for one for about a few months)
The mario themed DS is a real DS but reshelled. I remember seeing those before, its just the standard silver original DS that got shipped off or something.
Still seems like a great deal imo for $50 you get used ones with flaws and markings. This one looks at least refurbished with a free shell included and installed. I wouldn’t care if it’s a fake shell when everyone uses 3rd party cases for electronics anyways. I’m actually impressed and might buy one for the nostalgia lol
@@RaveN_EDM look up on youtube, "There was another Nintendo DS version" by The Retro Future. I had to hunt down that video but finally found it. That's whats going on in video.
Yes, it is a real ds and i got it when I was a child :) it lets you play real games aswell
@@stumpy4646, I'm sorry but I think there was a small misunderstanding. We were just mentioning the DS in this video is a real DS but just the guts (screen, buttons, motherboard, etc). Theyre just taking real DSs and putting them in that different shell to sell at a mark up. It's nice shell thought, so no real problems.
Oh, well I have one I bought from Nintendo
The Mario DS is re-shelled it's a lot darker than the real one
that's what I was thinking. Love HQ reshells. Bought myself a reshelled DS lite made to look like the Zelda 25th Anniversary edition. Might not be the real one, but it's good for me until I can get a real one. Really don't like the people who try to sell them as the original. That's just irritating.
@@devilsadvocate8094 yeah, the worse part is that sometimes the shells are pretty convincing so it's hard to differentiate them with just a picture.
Honestly though, $50/$60 for a real DS thats been reshelled is worth it to me. Save me time and a little bit of money doing it myself.
Ok
LOL I was just about to comment that and i decided to check if someone else did already.
22:47 CPS stands for Capcom Play System. An arcade board that supported several Capcom games during the 90's.
Yes, and there is also CPS2 and CPS3.
@@JimWu213 CPS3, which only had a couple of games released on it (notably the Street Fighter 3 games, and Heritage of the Future), because it was (don't quote me on this tho, this information came to me in a dream) rawdogged by the Naomi board by Sega
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@@lucasdaweb95 thats in Minecraft tho
The chicken one looks good. The missing pixels seem to be a scaling issue rather than dead pixels, but it's a pretty interesting device.
yeah most likely the problem
He’s being so polite you can tell he’s trying to talk himself into “this was not a dumb idea not a dumb idea I didn’t waste money it’s ok “
I don’t think he wasted money. It’s a expense for this video which probably earns money so profit in the end. Plus you get a bunch of crappy consoles to play with lol
Yes lol
Imagine if youtubers had morals and weren't trying to spoon-feed you advertisements for products and consumerism 24/7. Everything about this video is used to make you a complicate consumer "I need it right now" "I don't even know what I bought" Don't be fooled. These youtubers aren't spending a penny of their own money. They are spending your money/time/life force.
@@JamesMiller-ex3ff boohoo why are you watching
@@JamesMiller-ex3ff go touch grass
The deal with the "Chicken Boy" screen are not dead pixels, is just that the native screen resolution is lower than the default NES resolution which makes the games not render properly.
also the glitching in SMB3 is part of the game not the systems fault
@@thewmatt I came to comment this… most times I played it, it always had that line
Is that a DWICAA flag in ur pfp?
@@ianeons9278 well, not that I know of. For me they are simply four colors arranged horizontally, no meaning whatsoever...
@@arekutheof555 don't lie
Not a bit surprised you had such a good experience with these. My wife bought me a knockoff hand held last year. Looks like a small Gameboy Color, cheap plastic, but surprisingly good games. I often find myself playing it when I'm too lazy to get up and grab a real Gameboy.
I love watching this series. Can you show all your game collection and consoles please
No one will ever understand how much I love this series
Same
I know I want to see him buy and unbox more fake retro consoles
NO ONE will EVER understand? A bit dramatic lol pretty sure thousands of fans here understand :)
@@GoldChocobo77 yeah lol 😂
SAME!
Every Aliexpress vendor watching this video: Boys, raise the prices because here they come.
Like 12 years ago I found a naruto DS game that was made in Japan at best buy. It was a few games ahead of the US & they didn’t mean to even receive it nor could they sell it, one of the employees told me to just put it in my jacket pocket and leave with it. I already knew Nintendo wii was regional locked so I didn’t know if it would work but it turns out it did and so I was able to play a naruto game with a bunch of characters I didn’t even know yet in full Japanese. I was so happy then.
I bought a Japanese playstation 1 when I was a kid so could play Dragonball z games from Japan because they wouldn't play on a PlayStation from United States.
The word you are looking for is bezel. To embezzle is to steal (typically money). I'm sorry for pointing this out. Great video all in all man!
Bezel.
I feel like the word choice was correct in this instance.
@@demonsdown He said that the device has a massive embezzle... that's obviously not correct lol
I seriously need that little retro TV to stack in my set!
@Daniel Dean you really need to leave and delete your reply
@Daniel Dean You're really cool dude, good job. Please go away now and stop harassing people.
@Daniel Dean I don’t need to, I just really need you to leave, because you’re just so super cool and we don’t deserve you.
@Daniel Dean yeah you’re definitely a little kid with a need to put down everyone for no reason. Go throw your “tough guy-ness” to a mirror.
@@flarfschnikelman6780 Dan is the man with the plan fam he's so cool
I just noticed your ring and then I remembered you and Kim got married. Congratulations again! It brings so much joy to my heart :)
Ditto
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The "pocket monster" game on the game boy fan looks SUSPICIOUSLY like the NES game "Athena" but they changed her sprite out for "pikachu"
thats the litteral first video i watch from you and im really impressed!
Honestly that’s a solid price for the DS Lite but it’s definitely a 3rd party shell :/ you can tell because it’s a little transparent
“The only thing that can separate the clones from the lawsuits” 😂😂😂
Get Copyright ©️ permission
SMB3 actually has those "missing pixels" on the left originally. It's an overscan area that just isn't drawn so that sprites can scroll more smoothly with less flickering.
Yeah. My moms SNES does that but I can’t remember off the top of my head if my NES does it too
@@Jogjosmowwdkfs it's the internet. people always find a way to get offended lol
Aliexpress will never claim the item to be something it isn't. The Switch you search found, none of them claim to be a switch lol.
The Mario DS, is a aftermarket casing. They just took a DS and replaced the casing.
But that still rentable since the price of a DS (a normal) is a little bit higher But what could be the little things that could be cool is a personalization choice like adding a picture, or custom button for the same price 😂😂😂
He got a pretty sweet ds for cheap though.
Thats shocking to me 😳
16:23 if it's not completely obvious, it's a ds lite with a cheap replacement shell. It's not a bootleg ds cause it would cost more to make a fake compared to what they did. I had a Mario ds lite and it's obvious from here that that is not even close to real, mainly because I can see through the plastic.
Great video, The chicken one, the text is not caused by dead pixels in the LCD but missing data in the actual text, as the game mario has no dead pixels. The bottom left corner the flickering floor is actually part of the ROM from the original and also occurs there :)
Dude I just discovered you today and can't stop watching
I work as a hardware and software developer in some noname company, and the thing about wireless controllers is that it might sounds counterintuitive but in nowdays they are cheaper to produce than wired controllers. When you want wired connection, you need to put in your board some kind of uart485 like max422 chip and add there come of other components to that like reisistors and condensators and it adds up in price. While wireless you have lot of times for free in microcontroller those days, and even if you don't you just put some traces on pcb which serves and antenna, some cheap PWM demod (like single resistor and condensator) and you're good to go. And now durring semiconductor crisis it's even more pronounce as stm32 microcontrollers prices skyroketed and esp32 stayed cheep, and with esp32 you always have bluetoorh/wifi, you don't have to do anything to have a wireless connection.
i'm a novice to hardware design. But if the controllers are simple digital inputs. How is a full MCU with wireless tech and battery cheaper than the shift register technique employed by the NES controller?
me: "mum, can we get Nintendo consoles?" mum: "no son, we already have Nintendo consoles at home." Nintendo consoles at home:
I hate this joke so much.
@@raffoedub8818 sounds like your mum when she gave birth to you
@@skibidi.rizz21 I never met my mom but thank you.
@@raffoedub8818 well then he was kinda right?
@@x2Sav lol tis but a joke. You the kinda fool to believe anything you read on the internet.
Can we get more of these videos… first time watching ur channel and not gonna lie I like the editing!! 🎉
Hi Below! hehe I love your vids! keep it up, BeatEmUps!
Honestly if I had enough space this is totally the kind of thing I would love to do, accepting the fact that most will be junk you do find some neat little gems/novelty items amongst them. That little game gameboy old-school TV thing would make a neat decoration or something fun to bring out on a games night for a laugh
After some research yes “pasture boy” is harvest moon friends of mineral town and “pasture girl” is harvest moon more friends of mineral town
Well done for an extra 1000 subs🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉
This is the very first time I watch a video of you and I really enjoyed and lmao xD
The little CRT TV is something I can get behind. Just add a little more deluxe fit and finish, an official Sony Trinitron design license, and little replica consoles to plug into it; Each one allows you to play different games.
chicken boy: Not dead pixels. Screen resolution lower than the source image with on-device scaling will do exactly that.
Take a drink every time "by far" is said lol. Love the content. Have a good one.
That PowKiddy looks amazing hardware-wise. Too bad the software (and probably the SoC) is crap, but I'm seriously considering getting one from that line if I can pick it up cheap to turn it into a shell for one of my unused Raspberry Pis.
Oh boy! Thank you my favorite series!
Same
Definitely one of my favourites series from you! And that retro tv ones would be so perfect for a deco in the gaming room! 🤩
i got a vegetable slicer that couldn't cut because it was fish wire instead of sharp metal blades.
Thanks for the great video keep making more great videos
That little TV thing is absolutely amazing. 10/10 will buy.
can't find it.whats it called? a link?
Also trying to find this if anyone has a link
The Chicken Boy is very cute and I think would be great as little funny gifts especially for kids to put in their Christmas stockings stuffers. I like the little tv too and the "Wii U" knockoff. I'm impressed with the real DS lite too for 50$ that's a good deal.
I don't know why but this video just pooped up on my KZhead and i watched the whole thing 😂 I think i was seeing my childhood in it the good old days
No one will ever understand how much I love this series. No one will ever understand how much I love this series.
Love this series and thank you for making this sacrifice and love your content. Great video
Woods in his KZhead videos "I love all you guys!" Woods when he's live "I f****** hate you guys."
15:40 those pixels flashing are part of the game, I don't remember exactly something about using it to store extra memory that the NES couldn't handle
I am a new subscriber. Love your videos, bro.
Did anyone notice that Contra on the chicken console said “Cuntra” LMAO 😂
Lol kinky
That'd be a good name for a super villain.
Billy butcher approves
When he said "you have to realize I'm 30 years old" I had to hit the like random stuff blows my mind all the time 🤣🤣
Okay that mini tv thing I want for my desk in my office! Good little time wasting device during boring voice meetings haha ;)
for the NES pocket duo the sellers put retro on it because NES stands for Nintendo Entertament system so nintendo sued their label
Was half expecting some sort of a Plumber Siblings game.
Look up Adventure Legend Carlo
Imagine if these game companies stopped trying to rip each other of and filing patents and worked together to give customers the best gaming experience.
that would probably never happen lol
Imagine if youtubers had morals and weren't trying to spoon-feed you advertisements for products and consumerism 24/7. Everything about this video is used to make you a complicate consumer "I need it right now" "I don't even know what I bought"
@@JamesMiller-ex3ff cool
@@JamesMiller-ex3ff Pack it up guys, you cant say something positive about a product without trying to make your viewers “complicit consumers”
And either make it a billion dollars or like a stupid cheap good console
Woah! There was a hair on the same spot on my screen that the hair was on the game screen until the scene changed i thought it was the one you were talkingabout! That was crazy!!!
My grandma got me a fake gameboy looking console not knowing it's fake. She got it for me and my mom to play super old games like snake and space invaders. I didn't tell her it was fake. I immediately knew it was fake because of the bad spelling on the box and weird looking gameboy. The box showed Mario 1 and instead of spelling super Mario brothers they called it super Marie brothers lol
That DS Lite has real internals. Everyone is buying half-broken DS-es from Japan and outfitting them with fake externals.
Mom, can we have nintendo switch? We have nintendo switch at home. Nintendo switch at home: 6:56
Love your work
15:34 That part of the screen glitching happens on a real NES too.
I LOVE this kind of series, and yours is the best, I think! Love it! Killer work!
I love this series
Love ur job man!🤩
I remember my mom got into alliexpress couple years ago, and when I was building my computer, she was like "look!" You can get the same parts even cheaper here" lol. As if I was gonna pay a couple hundred dollars for some sketchy quality computer parts. I don't care if some of them WERE real, I'm not gambling that much money lol. It would be funny to watch a video of someone building a PC from parts from there tho haha
Has been done look it up
@@inclusion8810 yeah I noticed. I haven't seen one with realistic dupes tho, people all chose obvious fakes and lower end parts. But I'm not that determined to search that deeply, not really that big of an interest lol
Bit late here, but there are a bunch of Linus Tech Tips videos where he does this
I might take you up on that idea.
@@zyrongonzales9691 do it! I'd love to see the results. People usually just buy random unknown pc parts from there for videos, but I haven't seen anyone buy items that claim to be the real thing
The speakers and sound on most of those consoles could be adjusted with time and patiences with resistors. Usually it's not the speaker itself. It's Usually the low income sounds (Bass) are coming in too high. Sometimes adjusting the highs sounds (treble) a little bit lower and completely lowering down the lows. Could most likely adjust and fix the sound. Companies don't do that because it cost a little more money. So they go the cheap way just to cut the cost.
Thanks? I geuss…
Thanks for the break down, If I ever buy one of the consoles I'll sure to look up some resistors
3:59 His mind: omg!
21:42 mom I want a nentendo switch, mom: we already have a switch at home. The switch at home:
I'm going to say that the Nintendo DS that you got is just a case swap. My reasoning for this is because you said it sounds loose in there and you can buy cases that are knock off to rehouse official DS hardware.
just shove some newspaper or pool noodles in it.
That is a real Japanese Nintendo ds lite with a cheap knockoff shell
Wait how did ya know?
Yeah it's real my. cousin bough one last 6 months
This is the first beatemups video I saw over a year ago
that pikachu game hit right in my childhood, we got best hackroms and fangames I didnt even know the term lmao
I liked the Chicken Boy console and the little tv, but I think the best thing was the Mario themed DS was the best. Thanks for doing this!
Hi Wood! This series will never get old I love it. I can’t wait to see the bootleg switch oleds
I kind of want a higher quality version of this tiny CRT concept
In 2020 I got some new knockoff N64 controllers off e-Bay to fill out the console but all of them needed extensions, but I got ones that were knockoff with one or two of them using more the Game Cube type of joystick that I really like as this one was the most durable feeling while keeping a poor design clear N64 Radio Shack one for a backup spare. I also got off e-Bay the game from N64 as a knockoff for Mario Kart 64 that actually worked as the actual game, same for the Mario Party 4 that neither were licensed though Nintendo.
My favorite was the tv one, i just think its cool seeing that classic tv made me remember my grandma had a big wooden one in the hallway unused
I wish he gave us the brand name, better yet, a link. I want to get one for myself but I can't seem to find it on Aliexpress
I love the little TV it reminds me of the one Light used in Death Note 😂
X'D Oh, my God, you're right! lol.
Light went to Ali express to play Mario 3 on a cheap console then released he can watch the news on it. Lol
The 3rd one is literally on the same system as a knockoff Vita I have. If you didn't know, it actually runs PSX games, not very well, but it runs.
Aliexpress has Nintendo Switch Store too. I bought a few games there.
The vintage tv set is cool... and the speaker stuff, well thats pretty easy to fix: you just need a soldering iron, a good quality speaker, some capacitors and patience!
6:25 “old tv sounds”
I go to a gaming bar in my city, they have the tiny tv’s (2nd product) right at the bar, so while you’re waiting for a drink you can play lol
that retro tv consol is so sick i might even buy it
It's on this videos that I remember how COOL it's the editor, I love every single detail
Harvest Moon in Japanese is "My Ranch Story" :) love that little TV 👀
I added my favs to AliExpress cart which were okay at all (except the Nintendo bootlegs)
“We Have Fan!” Truly Inspiring Words!
Congratulations on the marriage, watched you for years. Enjoy the success and happiness!
Really enjoyed the video. It was very enjoyable watching you open & play these consoles. Have subscribed & can’t wait for new videos 😀
Whenever I bought a cheap or knock off gadgets, I picked the one that are less resemblance the original because the performance usually much better, that's how I know where they put their budget in their products.
I'm a new subscriber to this channel, and usually when I sub to a new channel I bearly watch their content afterwards. But this is an expetion. The videos are so entertaining and I really like your personality. Keep it up ^-^
That "pocket Monster" game looks like a ROM hack of Athena on NES
I thought Athena too, glad to see it wasn't just me!
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That $50 Mario DS Is legit like winning the lotto You did good there
This is a incredible video
8:44 ehm... bezel. You mean bezel. Embezzle or embezzlement... is a crime? Wait is this why screen manufacturers have been putting so much effort into removing the bezels? Were they afraid of jail time?
HAHA i was wondering if anyone else noticed that
Incidentally I once, a few years back, got in on a class action lawsuit for LCD screens, and won over $500 because I reported all the screens / things with LCD screens I bought in the timespan the lawsuit was about and yeah... I wouldn't have gotten in on it except it was about price and non-competitive manipulation behind closed doors, and I wanted the businesses to know that's bad.
Finally you mentioned about steam deck. We love you woods! Thank you!
The ones that look like a switch is actually what kind of happened when I bought a copy version and what happen when you get to the boat, and when you battle your rival it would glitch out
i have bought many chinese knock off junk before but not ali express that tv one looks cool i might get one and i also liked the look of the "wii u"
This is great! I love that Nintendo isn't partnered anymore, so you can post whatever content you want