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Cooking A High Calorie Meal - Kali Muscle

Kali Muscle
2015 ж. 15 Сәу.
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#food #cook #ramen
Kali Muscle showing people without a lot of money how to cook a high calorie meal.
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  • Never mention these words infront of this man. 1. Asparagus 2.Almonds 3.Runway model

    @TheNecroAlchemist@TheNecroAlchemist4 жыл бұрын

    • LMFAO !!!!!!

      @andreslira8571@andreslira85714 жыл бұрын

    • And that side order of celery

      @brucebalerion@brucebalerion4 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao

      @johnvargas7696@johnvargas76964 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao

      @johnvargas7797@johnvargas77974 жыл бұрын

    • and *SODIUM*

      @prathyushk5228@prathyushk52284 жыл бұрын

  • This guy is what everyone thinks their cellmate will be in prisons.

    @kidtea@kidtea5 жыл бұрын

    • This needs more likes lmfao

      @im_dagreatking1590@im_dagreatking15905 жыл бұрын

    • Is that betty white dappin

      @andrescaiced4695@andrescaiced46955 жыл бұрын

    • It’s also the designated guy who fucks dude that drops the soap

      @naisikras777@naisikras7775 жыл бұрын

    • It happens

      @voted_wotb@voted_wotb5 жыл бұрын

    • Protein drink farts are the worst

      @jamesmorris911@jamesmorris9115 жыл бұрын

  • The irony of his message then vs now. Today he's eating Almonds and Asparagus😂.

    @eddieleejoseph2998@eddieleejoseph29985 ай бұрын

    • This type of content doesn’t make money on yt now

      @a.harrell9540@a.harrell95404 ай бұрын

    • Lool sodium conscious

      @Justiceserved911@Justiceserved9112 ай бұрын

    • He did a whole response video to his own video explaining how he was wrong

      @Degdreams@DegdreamsАй бұрын

    • Facts he almost died

      @RoseBarber-uf4bf@RoseBarber-uf4bfАй бұрын

    • @@RoseBarber-uf4bf from salt or from his peds

      @wakandaisevil@wakandaisevil21 күн бұрын

  • 8 years later this video never fails to bring me back to it

    @anishgajera@anishgajera Жыл бұрын

    • I’m back too. This is goated sh*t

      @CAPNBACK@CAPNBACK11 ай бұрын

    • same, random thought popped in my head making me think of it. Had to come watch

      @RamMan2016@RamMan20168 ай бұрын

    • ​@@RamMan2016 🤣🤣 I did aswell bruv, believe it or not. Cracks me up in this vid.... . First person i ever see do a muscle up.

      @martincrittenden465@martincrittenden4657 ай бұрын

    • Ong

      @Iwantthamoney@Iwantthamoney2 ай бұрын

  • 6 years later this is still fucking gold

    @blunty2267@blunty22672 жыл бұрын

    • we back ay lmao

      @anticlockwise855@anticlockwise8552 жыл бұрын

    • Facts I seen this years ago on my old old account

      @watsappenin2865@watsappenin28652 жыл бұрын

    • I remember watching this when I was like 11 lmao

      @user-rt7hx9pe1w@user-rt7hx9pe1w2 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao!!!

      @godsandmonstars@godsandmonstars2 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, but he has cut about a 100lbs since this video..

      @Peakfreud@Peakfreud2 жыл бұрын

  • I was making this at home and some guy broke in, shanked me and stole it.

    @peterpiper47@peterpiper474 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @janiahava7296@janiahava72964 жыл бұрын

    • HAHAHA

      @maxsauer3485@maxsauer34854 жыл бұрын

    • Peter Piper 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @xphyco@xphyco4 жыл бұрын

    • Shanked you🤣🤣

      @tainotattoo4796@tainotattoo47964 жыл бұрын

    • Yoowww 😂😂😂😂😂

      @ProMediaCompany@ProMediaCompany4 жыл бұрын

  • 5:50 da funniest part 😭

    @HANSOME219@HANSOME2192 жыл бұрын

    • Noooo 10:05 is funny

      @OfficialTravvyTrav@OfficialTravvyTrav Жыл бұрын

    • The way he say chicken breast 😂

      @Justahatinassni66a@Justahatinassni66a Жыл бұрын

    • @@OfficialTravvyTrav he don’t play that other shit

      @bmgtironius6690@bmgtironius66904 ай бұрын

    • 3:33

      @izrealquintana1903@izrealquintana19033 ай бұрын

    • 😂

      @Blue_G707@Blue_G7073 ай бұрын

  • With all that sodium Kali's corpse will still be edible in a thousand years...

    @cizia69@cizia692 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @TheStockCarStig@TheStockCarStig2 жыл бұрын

    • This is funny as hell...🤣

      @oneilclarke8494@oneilclarke84942 жыл бұрын

    • At least he won’t have to worry about a fellow inmate killing him for his “spread”.

      @johnadams3538@johnadams3538 Жыл бұрын

    • Edible?? U say it like a mf gana eat his body 🤣😂

      @steve2jz664@steve2jz664 Жыл бұрын

    • marinated and pickled from the inside out

      @T.R.A.I.N.I.N.G.@T.R.A.I.N.I.N.G. Жыл бұрын

  • Kali, you have the physique of a Street Fighter 4 character forreal XD

    @Azerrz@Azerrz8 жыл бұрын

    • Azerrz i love your videos man

      @kelvinkoh1282@kelvinkoh12828 жыл бұрын

    • Adam Ahmed how the hell was I advertising? lol

      @Azerrz@Azerrz8 жыл бұрын

    • ***** I heard he once fingered a woman, the police are still looking for the other half of her body :)

      @wakeup2theNWO@wakeup2theNWO8 жыл бұрын

    • Hey Azzers, I'm subbed to you, fancy seeing you here!

      @nextnash14@nextnash148 жыл бұрын

    • XD

      @nordwinds2561@nordwinds25618 жыл бұрын

  • This is the longest tutorial to cooking noodles I've ever seen.

    @farhadtabibzada6674@farhadtabibzada66744 жыл бұрын

    • And di noddle is already cold before he will eat dem all😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

      @princesspeace5293@princesspeace52934 жыл бұрын

    • Lol 🤣

      @robertchambers369@robertchambers3694 жыл бұрын

    • Lolol

      @sonnyjohnson934@sonnyjohnson9344 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao righhhtt

      @chrisgurrero5275@chrisgurrero52754 жыл бұрын

    • Yahahahahahahaha...

      @yansheedk1559@yansheedk15594 жыл бұрын

  • I'm glad my boy got his health right but this shit HILARIOUS.😂😂😂

    @Mazon717@Mazon71710 ай бұрын

    • fr 😭

      @Cosmicmorales@Cosmicmorales10 ай бұрын

    • What you mean health right ? what happened to him ?

      @drugbustin@drugbustin9 ай бұрын

    • @@drugbustin he was abusing gear

      @Cosmicmorales@Cosmicmorales9 ай бұрын

    • @@Cosmicmorales aah makes sense.

      @drugbustin@drugbustin9 ай бұрын

    • ​@@drugbustinHeart attack

      @beewalk34@beewalk348 ай бұрын

  • “B**** n**** u ain’t gone never get swole” 😂😂😂😂😂

    @hotboiikb@hotboiikb Жыл бұрын

  • "Sir, Alcatraz is closing now and your tour ended 5 hours ago."

    @DJ-jq8if@DJ-jq8if5 жыл бұрын

    • David James 💀💀

      @colbybadeaux8499@colbybadeaux84995 жыл бұрын

    • I’m dead

      @leftyguns5615@leftyguns56155 жыл бұрын

    • (X

      @frankielopezzamudio4127@frankielopezzamudio41274 жыл бұрын

    • David James lmboooooooo 💀💀💀

      @cathyjohnny7717@cathyjohnny77174 жыл бұрын

    • Kali: SODIUM!!!

      @nikeyB02@nikeyB024 жыл бұрын

  • The funniest cooking program I've ever seen.

    @aminmohammadzadeh1937@aminmohammadzadeh19377 жыл бұрын

    • yes lol

      @TH3RIPPA@TH3RIPPA7 жыл бұрын

    • What about Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time

      @baronvonbeandip@baronvonbeandip7 жыл бұрын

    • I know

      @lilboss6262@lilboss62627 жыл бұрын

    • lmao true

      @Luke-mz2bj@Luke-mz2bj7 жыл бұрын

    • Pasta with mayonnaise? [even with mustard, relish, and honey] I've never heard of such of thing until now! lol

      @theone1808@theone18087 жыл бұрын

  • Bro the growth from this to the watermelon diet is insane keep up the good work fam 💯💯💯

    @mmatt6689@mmatt66899 ай бұрын

    • Right! Crazy 360

      @poormanshellcat@poormanshellcat3 ай бұрын

  • Probably the greatest food show idea ever filmed. I would watch 30mins of this recipe show every week!😂

    @tz7813@tz78132 жыл бұрын

  • This dude look like a gears of war character lmao 😆

    @MrBraga-yt4qm@MrBraga-yt4qm5 жыл бұрын

    • I'm fuckin dead😄😄 gears of war lookin ass foreal

      @bendover5255@bendover52555 жыл бұрын

    • 😭😭😭😭

      @datboilang8973@datboilang89734 жыл бұрын

    • Oh my gosh, you are right!

      @prodby668@prodby6684 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah man I agree

      @MVkiller456YT@MVkiller456YT4 жыл бұрын

    • If gears of war ever make a movie they better cast him

      @exoticfoodreviews1319@exoticfoodreviews13194 жыл бұрын

  • I made this and tried to eat..Now, I am writing this comment in a hospital

    @AY-mp6nj@AY-mp6nj7 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @jaygenius1151@jaygenius11517 жыл бұрын

    • Ahsbhd Yskjs hahaha hope your okay 🙏

      @sasukeuchiha-sw2hq@sasukeuchiha-sw2hq7 жыл бұрын

    • Ahsbhd Yskjs well you gotta work the calories off they aren't gonna just give you insta muscles

      @roastedbutter5334@roastedbutter53347 жыл бұрын

    • God bless u😂

      @anything1026@anything10267 жыл бұрын

    • Ahsbhd Yskjs n mmm hi kkl4

      @soulfulsiren232@soulfulsiren2327 жыл бұрын

  • there was a time kali was on top and now he barely makes 50k views.. man social media is so fickle ppl get bored real quick

    @billcaan4192@billcaan4192 Жыл бұрын

    • That’s entertainment. Gotta stack the bread while you can because you never know when the wave is gonna break.

      @patandmacmusic@patandmacmusic Жыл бұрын

    • Thats,because he was talking bullshit and now he talks the real stuff!

      @beslemeto@beslemeto10 күн бұрын

  • This is one of the greatest KZhead videos of all time

    @bruhmoment8473@bruhmoment847310 ай бұрын

  • i did this but instead of getting muscle i got diabetes

    @cmox1830@cmox18308 жыл бұрын

    • +Zaraki Grimes loool

      @anond5754@anond57548 жыл бұрын

    • L

      @D-Paramountcy@D-Paramountcy8 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @alvinnarvaez4847@alvinnarvaez48478 жыл бұрын

    • +Zaraki Grimes diabetes? daum

      @iamworthy2866@iamworthy28668 жыл бұрын

    • +Zaraki Grimes You made me laugh out loud just now haha

      @punodelgato9001@punodelgato90018 жыл бұрын

  • This guy is so strong he picked up his jail cell and put it in his house.

    @SnakeAholic@SnakeAholic7 жыл бұрын

    • SnakeAholic omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂

      @user-ll2ou6zb9e@user-ll2ou6zb9e7 жыл бұрын

    • SnakeAholic you are funnier than me I love the way you can tell your stories

      @thesongmake9652@thesongmake96527 жыл бұрын

    • SnakeAholic 😭😭😭

      @djdavisbeatz@djdavisbeatz7 жыл бұрын

    • SnakeAholic 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

      @onaaamreh4015@onaaamreh40157 жыл бұрын

    • SnakeAholic so true

      @RobayatRahman@RobayatRahman7 жыл бұрын

  • He makes this look so good, and I’ve made it like twice and each time it’s disgusting lol but I keep making it bc he makes it look good, hoping it’ll taste better each time

    @ronnierizek1834@ronnierizek1834 Жыл бұрын

    • Dude. I've made the same thing. And it tastes AMAZING

      @gamezone047@gamezone047 Жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @alejandrohurtado1175@alejandrohurtado1175 Жыл бұрын

    • Try this recipe. 1. Hot Cheetos (Xxtra hot preferred) 2. Chetto puffs (cheesy) 3. Top ramen packet (Chicken, Shrimp, beef flavor) - I always use chicken. 4. Slim Jim’s 5. Whole Kosher pickles 6. Pork cracklings or Pork skin (spicy flavored) Steps: Pre: have water boiling before starting 1. Smash top ramen packet until it’s all broken, open the bag and remove the seasoning. 2. Add the ramen into an empty bag (make sure there’s no holes) and then pour packet seasoning in it as well. 3. Crush all chips I listed in ingredients and add that to the bag as well. 4. Cut up the slim Jim’s into little pieces and the kosher pickles as well then add that to the bag as well. 5. Add liquid from pickle jar to the bag, just a little. 6. Mix everything up and then add the boiling or very hot water to the bag. This step is crucial because you can ruin your spread. Add about a half cup first and then start mixing the ingredients. Make sure everything’s wet but not too soaked. Then just keep adding a little bit of water at a time and mix until it’s at a texture you like. Hope you like it bro!

      @Mooshoo23@Mooshoo23 Жыл бұрын

    • @@Mooshoo23 Bro thanks making an effort in writing all this recipe. Problem is that i am not from US. an i am unfamiliar with most of the brands that you listed. I'll probably have to look for alternatives

      @gamezone047@gamezone047 Жыл бұрын

    • Wow that made me hungry at 8:33 I. I he morning after binging on coke for 18th so no sleep appreciate that👌🏿

      @Tennisboy121292@Tennisboy121292 Жыл бұрын

  • Came in for the watermelons, and stayed for the sodium. Love you, Kali, you are a real G!

    @bison_life@bison_life9 ай бұрын

  • At what moment do you add some steroids?

    @DeltaSniperZRR@DeltaSniperZRR9 жыл бұрын

    • Old man, not kid.

      @IronMike212@IronMike2129 жыл бұрын

    • ***** Oh I think he started adding steroids a long time ago, no doubt. But hey whatever floats his boat. What I hate though is people lying about being natural when they are doing steroids. Man I dont care if you do steroids you do you, just be fucking honest about it. Man those people piss me off. One thing is for certain; all that muscle is not due to fucking top ramen and tuna...with honey.

      @doyouevendong3763@doyouevendong37639 жыл бұрын

    • Bahahaha EXACTLY! AT WHAT MOMENT DO YOU AD DIANADOL?

      @LIVITLUVIT@LIVITLUVIT9 жыл бұрын

    • Jealousy...It's eating you guys up.

      @IronMike212@IronMike2129 жыл бұрын

    • IronMike212 I am quite far from jealous, although I gotta say he is quite big and that's good for him, I am not jealous. Never the less anyone who knows how muscle mass works would know that one MUST take steroids to build muscle that size. The body has a limit for how much muscle it can build, due to lack of testosterone (primeraly). So saying that he uses steroids is not saying we are jealous, it is simply saying "You do not get that fucking big from eating fucking topramen and tuna all day"

      @doyouevendong3763@doyouevendong37639 жыл бұрын

  • The golden years of KZhead bodybuilding. You had to be there.

    @JohnsonPortWorx@JohnsonPortWorx2 жыл бұрын

    • Facts

      @optimaprime8970@optimaprime8970 Жыл бұрын

    • on god

      @meanyomama@meanyomama Жыл бұрын

    • Yep that's when I started really eating right. Got Swolle! =)

      @Seattle206723@Seattle206723 Жыл бұрын

    • Wrong, golden years are now with NH, GVS, BaldOmniMan, Alex Leonidas (AlphaDestiny), etc

      @newme1589@newme158911 ай бұрын

    • Omarisuf,POG, Twinmuscle, campbellfitness, Matt Ogus, strengthcamp, Marc lobliner, Christian Guzman ….good times Shout outs to life coach Corey IYKYK

      @mizzygotswagg12292@mizzygotswagg1229210 ай бұрын

  • When he called him a sorry bastard I just lost it and cried of laughter 🤣🤣🤣

    @christopherthompson1011@christopherthompson1011 Жыл бұрын

    • LOOOOOOL SO DID I

      @24gwmcpher@24gwmcpher Жыл бұрын

  • “Well ma’am, he didn’t want to give up 3 top Ramens” 😂😂😂

    @rugpull500@rugpull500 Жыл бұрын

  • Who’s here during Corona 2020

    @joeyboost50@joeyboost504 жыл бұрын

    • Joe B 🤩

      @SuperSingerJay@SuperSingerJay4 жыл бұрын

    • This self quarantine is prep for prison, we getting SWOLE

      @Randomguy-kn3nv@Randomguy-kn3nv4 жыл бұрын

    • im eating my almonds and asparagus to stay clean

      @oberwri1623@oberwri16234 жыл бұрын

    • In 2021 after corona this will be a gourmet meal

      @cooperrichards31@cooperrichards314 жыл бұрын

    • @@oberwri1623 same bro, in a cut right now hahaha

      @maxjesusmadsen622@maxjesusmadsen6224 жыл бұрын

  • Who's notice the fact that he is really good at math

    @michaelbueno7976@michaelbueno79767 жыл бұрын

    • BigPapiChulo 84 11×2 22 GRAMS OF PROTEIN... yeah he's good at math 😂😂😂

      @Dave_UL@Dave_UL7 жыл бұрын

    • aarrhhh.... hahhahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @mackvoffical@mackvoffical7 жыл бұрын

    • BigPapiChulo 84 That's pre basic math

      @siZeDcuBe@siZeDcuBe7 жыл бұрын

    • Arithmetic

      @berhanwar@berhanwar7 жыл бұрын

    • BigPapiChulo 84 Lol, anyone can do that, that's called common sense, not being good at math.

      @sylamy7457@sylamy74577 жыл бұрын

  • God thank you for sending me Kali Muscle videos. This brother had me rolling 😂😂😂😂 in this video. I ain’t laughed this hard in a minute

    @aboveblessed4101@aboveblessed41018 ай бұрын

  • I tried this, my face now looks like his left bicep 💪 High gains baby 👿🔥🍝🍗

    @megatedassaultituary6783@megatedassaultituary6783 Жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @sarpeleveninos4897@sarpeleveninos4897 Жыл бұрын

    • You just has a stroke buddy

      @KrishnaSingh-ow1ie@KrishnaSingh-ow1ie20 сағат бұрын

  • High blood pressure starter kit; pure sodium.

    @richardsonclay9846@richardsonclay98467 жыл бұрын

    • for kidneys stone starter kits? wtf

      @rodolfosantiago694@rodolfosantiago6947 жыл бұрын

    • I'm getting heart burn just from watching.

      @matt0331@matt03317 жыл бұрын

    • Sodium is not the real problem. it's the lack of potassium in modern diet that is causing high blood pressure. For every sodium intake one should take four potassium. Pre-modern diet had up to 12000 mg of sodium per day while in today's diet people barely get the minimum recommended 4000 mg. magnesium is another mineral that's lacking and is needed to keep normal bp

      @_timespace_@_timespace_7 жыл бұрын

    • Haaaaaaaaaa lol

      @ronaldwilliams4053@ronaldwilliams40537 жыл бұрын

    • yes lol

      @TH3RIPPA@TH3RIPPA7 жыл бұрын

  • Shit is a classic lmao never gets old I just came back years later to watch it 😭😭

    @ballnick59@ballnick592 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @tarzanyogi@tarzanyogi2 жыл бұрын

    • Thought I was the only one lol

      @brianmoore3063@brianmoore30632 жыл бұрын

    • Shi same here

      @Say2Cups@Say2Cups Жыл бұрын

    • Sames

      @adriansverckov1862@adriansverckov1862 Жыл бұрын

    • This dude is hilarious 🤣

      @MyeshaQueen2023@MyeshaQueen2023 Жыл бұрын

  • “You better not have spit it in either I can tell!” That took me out 😂😂

    @volsdeep9395@volsdeep9395 Жыл бұрын

  • Seeing this guy vs who he is now is completely different lol 💪🏻 he’s made big changes ❤

    @christophersimmons4376@christophersimmons43769 ай бұрын

    • Exactly. I have more muscle than this guy right know. That's what happens when your not natural.

      @KrishnaSingh-ow1ie@KrishnaSingh-ow1ieАй бұрын

  • PRISON GUARD: Kali it's time to wrap up, its light out. KALI: what? PRISON GUARD: take your time sir , i apologize

    @salouali6899@salouali68995 жыл бұрын

    • 😂🤣🤣🤣

      @redchoppa8926@redchoppa89265 жыл бұрын

    • Real shit though no one fucking with kali he just to big dog

      @theodoroscaptis929@theodoroscaptis9295 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @kurt168@kurt1685 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @dannypower4746@dannypower47464 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @jinwoolim5380@jinwoolim53804 жыл бұрын

  • “For all you runway models stick to your Almonds and asparagus with a side of celery” 😂😂😂

    @808ghostMiller@808ghostMiller2 жыл бұрын

    • That shit had me dead 😂😂😂

      @damonwalton3717@damonwalton37172 жыл бұрын

    • Me too 😅😅😅

      @danielromero4207@danielromero42072 жыл бұрын

    • i love food so even that sounds good too me 😂

      @un_known4240@un_known42402 жыл бұрын

    • He said omlets

      @sincerelydavillian5851@sincerelydavillian58512 жыл бұрын

    • Take baby bites

      @josephfrazier5043@josephfrazier50432 жыл бұрын

  • Guy went from this to being afraid of drinking water 😂

    @splitatorium@splitatorium2 ай бұрын

    • Nah brother fruit juice is way more electrical than h2o

      @Mylonelystudio@Mylonelystudio9 сағат бұрын

  • Guy's an absolute unit

    @dumpsterfire295@dumpsterfire295 Жыл бұрын

    • A unit in a unit

      @imfreklz5300@imfreklz5300 Жыл бұрын

    • He's half the size he was here

      @Morgan-pv5py@Morgan-pv5py Жыл бұрын

    • @@imfreklz5300 😭

      @xpxtch5165@xpxtch5165 Жыл бұрын

  • Legend has it that after this he's still on the toilet to this day.

    @jesusisking873@jesusisking8737 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @whatiscow@whatiscow7 жыл бұрын

    • JesusisKing 8 😂😂😂

      @robglez@robglez7 жыл бұрын

    • i

      @heariam8091@heariam80917 жыл бұрын

  • I gained 5lbs of muscle by just mixing the ingredients

    @252tward@252tward5 жыл бұрын

    • I gained 3lbs by just watching

      @Cactus2734@Cactus27345 жыл бұрын

    • Loll aww

      @Yahshuaismyeverything@Yahshuaismyeverything5 жыл бұрын

    • I gained 2lbs by just clicking the video.

      @jasonferman6867@jasonferman68674 жыл бұрын

    • I gained 10 pounds by reading this comment raw muscle rawwww

      @mynameisjeff3374@mynameisjeff33744 жыл бұрын

    • I gained 10 pounds after watching this dude eat

      @Ingridhubby@Ingridhubby4 жыл бұрын

  • This video will always be a classic

    @corneliuschew@corneliuschew8 ай бұрын

    • a certified hood classic.

      @adasd2420@adasd24208 ай бұрын

  • Nigga you better check my resubay.

    @roomforthefiiixins2491@roomforthefiiixins24919 жыл бұрын

    • roomforthefiiixins Ahahaha!

      @iTzDark740@iTzDark7409 жыл бұрын

    • roomforthefiiixins LMAO.

      @s2krookie@s2krookie9 жыл бұрын

    • Best comment ever haha

      @zarevalenzuela6561@zarevalenzuela65619 жыл бұрын

    • Yo saying that shit out loud has me just as weak LMAOOO XD

      @iTzDark740@iTzDark7409 жыл бұрын

    • Laughed so hard LMAOOO

      @jaysmith9997@jaysmith99979 жыл бұрын

  • Gordon Ramsay should see this

    @freshramses@freshramses7 жыл бұрын

    • This was the guy that taught Gordon how to teach those prisoners to cook

      @dhruvvprakash@dhruvvprakash7 жыл бұрын

    • Dhruv Prakash lmao you dirty for that lmao im done...

      @drrckcch0@drrckcch07 жыл бұрын

    • CamaroSS0914 nah man you saw him boil it water first lmao

      @drrckcch0@drrckcch07 жыл бұрын

    • "IT'S FUCKIN RAW!"

      @pileofashes85@pileofashes857 жыл бұрын

    • yes

      @theanimeboi6633@theanimeboi66337 жыл бұрын

  • @kalimuscle comparing this video to what you look like now is night and day!! Big props for the transformation!

    @tonymiller8500@tonymiller85009 ай бұрын

  • Been a CO for 7 years, bodybuilder, started making dishes like these for the shits and giggles. If you train hard, these meals can be very beneficial. The high calories, carbs and decent protein delivered ain't bad at all. The high sodium really does give you the same if not BETTER swole and workout power that creatine does. These inmates get swole af locked up, I observed and listened from some whom I have a good rapport with. Gotta give credit where it's due.

    @dantealighieri5824@dantealighieri58242 жыл бұрын

    • In the past it was very usual to eat very high quantities of salt. Medieval people reportedly consumed salt in the 10-30 gram range. The more you sweat, the more water you drink, the more you workout, the more salt you should consume. Gives those insane contractions.

      @eustacebagge3869@eustacebagge3869 Жыл бұрын

    • Yea. Sure. Unhealthy AF 😮‍💨🤦‍♂️

      @fleischmann6859@fleischmann6859 Жыл бұрын

    • @@eustacebagge3869 10-30 gram a day. Lol Nice story bro!! Salt was very(!) expensive back then. Plus nobody did workouts or sth like that. If you should be right - you are not tbh - eating sooo much waaaay too much salt every fkin day easily explain why medieval people were around 30-40 when they died. Same as hardcore bodybuilders ^^

      @fleischmann6859@fleischmann6859 Жыл бұрын

    • @@fleischmann6859 It was used as a preservative, and salt was expensive yet used a lot. Why don't you google stuff, the 10-30 grams was not something for nobility only, it was mainstream. And the whole science saying salt is bad also shows a deficiency is much worse than an excess. Not gonna put up sources, because if you want to investigate it do it yourself, otherwise take it as a concession from me.

      @eustacebagge3869@eustacebagge3869 Жыл бұрын

    • You are rick ross

      @khristionlouvatin6874@khristionlouvatin6874 Жыл бұрын

  • This is one of the most iconic videos in KZhead history

    @djmsup@djmsup4 жыл бұрын

  • He's teaching me how to survive in college

    @yolodaswagg@yolodaswagg7 жыл бұрын

    • underrated comment

      @klegend0@klegend06 жыл бұрын

    • klegend0 agree

      @snowball4873@snowball48736 жыл бұрын

    • Not true

      @michaeldelagarza1416@michaeldelagarza14166 жыл бұрын

    • mommommum lies

      @michaeldelagarza1416@michaeldelagarza14166 жыл бұрын

    • Michael Delagarza. dude shut the hell up damn issa joke

      @youngxo5062@youngxo50626 жыл бұрын

  • I come from the future to tell y’all that kali is now weighing 170 and is eating watermelon only😅

    @vincejones3965@vincejones39658 ай бұрын

  • this a certified high 🩸 pressure hood classic,miss old KZhead

    @tad16@tad169 ай бұрын

  • How to die by heart failure with Kali Muscle.

    @xmaxfactorx@xmaxfactorx8 жыл бұрын

    • good one bro! :D

      @TheHoboZzz@TheHoboZzz8 жыл бұрын

    • +xXP1LLZxX I highly doubt this video is meant to be taken seriously. Do you honestly think that Kali eats like that everyday to maintain his muscle mass.

      @zakaimeghoo-peddie9258@zakaimeghoo-peddie92588 жыл бұрын

    • +Anti 1 u r8

      @nabeeld9371@nabeeld93718 жыл бұрын

    • +Sm00th TV The sodium is the killer. Easy to fix, don't throw the packets of seasoning in there.

      @Kee2Oz@Kee2Oz8 жыл бұрын

    • +Sm00th TV Epic

      @cybertronx1701@cybertronx17018 жыл бұрын

  • This dudes shoulder is larger than my fucking ass cheek.

    @ItsCleto@ItsCleto7 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @Qgavctecsc@Qgavctecsc7 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @kershawnmorrisette6653@kershawnmorrisette66537 жыл бұрын

    • yup same lol

      @transAmos654123@transAmos6541237 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @robertcain5355@robertcain53557 жыл бұрын

    • you so buff I can't even get that buff

      @kimberlylackey5644@kimberlylackey56447 жыл бұрын

  • My go-to video when eating instant noodles. Never gets old. Especially yelling at the CO.

    @Prenihility@Prenihility Жыл бұрын

  • Bro when this came out I used to show this to all my homies before most of them died I miss how we used to be joked out on this 😂❤ coming back 9yrs later

    @dodgemadness6.460@dodgemadness6.46017 күн бұрын

    • Same man

      @Tommy.OrginalvideosPhilly@Tommy.OrginalvideosPhilly10 күн бұрын

  • legend has it he's still preparing that dish till today.

    @ahsanafzal48@ahsanafzal487 жыл бұрын

    • Cương Biên

      @dannyk2446@dannyk24467 жыл бұрын

    • mr rambo LOL

      @Bandup5@Bandup57 жыл бұрын

    • mr rambo lol your right

      @ridwanahmed2898@ridwanahmed28987 жыл бұрын

    • mr rambo no stfu

      @dj_gamer6511@dj_gamer65117 жыл бұрын

    • AHAHHAHAH ya killed me

      @bluevomit2361@bluevomit23617 жыл бұрын

  • His cell has more security than jefrey eppsteins.

    @Xendrius@Xendrius2 жыл бұрын

    • And eating the same thing every single day drinking water eating noodles

      @chrisb2743@chrisb27432 жыл бұрын

    • He is his own security

      @joshhengst3537@joshhengst35372 жыл бұрын

    • Beyond scared straight has this all the time getting your plate snatched by other prisoners

      @deanfarr3249@deanfarr32492 жыл бұрын

    • Prince Andrew incoming, hook him up Kali. He likes Pizza my guy 😀👍🍻

      @dannybloom@dannybloom2 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao I can't believe you're here

      @momowawa447@momowawa4472 жыл бұрын

  • Wow. Still great to watch again after 7 years. 😂👌thanks for recommending this again, KZhead.

    @TheBinoyVudi@TheBinoyVudi2 жыл бұрын

  • I still love this bloke he's friggin funny af I remember I found this video in my suggested and clicked it coz I was sure it was a fake thumbnail I thought no one could be that big hahahaha then I was truly privileged WHEN I was watching him play gta 5 live and he acknowledged my comments which I will forever hold dear and close to me thanks for the memories you have given me Kali 😊

    @adampatterson2682@adampatterson268211 ай бұрын

  • After shooting this video, he slapped on a suit, went to a respectable business meeting, and gave a sales pitch that ended with success.

    @communismwithgiggles2515@communismwithgiggles25155 жыл бұрын

    • He leaned on the conference table & it shattered into pieces

      @ReaperKezia@ReaperKezia5 жыл бұрын

    • @@hanjunghuk9433 b r u h 😂😂😂

      @peterg.6254@peterg.62545 жыл бұрын

    • 😂🤣😂🤣😂

      @reub456@reub4565 жыл бұрын

    • Communism With Giggles 😂😂😂

      @yodev6688@yodev66885 жыл бұрын

    • @Truth Hurts so.... how did you come to that conclusion idiot?

      @buckybarz3779@buckybarz37795 жыл бұрын

  • “Just gonna put a lil bit of mayo in there.” Pours mustard

    @lrodDaDevil@lrodDaDevil5 жыл бұрын

    • Lol he looked right at it too

      @leohunt8840@leohunt88405 жыл бұрын

    • linda Silvia right😂

      @lrodDaDevil@lrodDaDevil5 жыл бұрын

    • LRODD BeAtZ lmfao my thought exactly

      @Mike-xe3qo@Mike-xe3qo4 жыл бұрын

    • RAW MUSCLE

      @rye4zxbl243@rye4zxbl2434 жыл бұрын

    • Getting real excited about his meal, give me your spread!😂🤣

      @hankwilliams8939@hankwilliams89394 жыл бұрын

  • Who here since he went on the watermelon diet trying to be next top model now

    @prestonskinner1506@prestonskinner15068 ай бұрын

  • Now he’s eating almonds and asparagus.

    @user-er8kz2jg6o@user-er8kz2jg6o3 ай бұрын

  • I was generally scared he was going to jump through the screen and punch me for not bringing his water

    @harris2671@harris26714 жыл бұрын

    • VoltAgE Harris2 right, we got no water or badge lol

      @NeonOpan@NeonOpan4 жыл бұрын

    • Imdo

      @natarajones210@natarajones2104 жыл бұрын

    • I do

      @natarajones210@natarajones2104 жыл бұрын

    • Yoo lfammooooo

      @malachidrinkliptoncrew5965@malachidrinkliptoncrew59654 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @emmanuelalfaro4412@emmanuelalfaro44124 жыл бұрын

  • This guy is the hodge twins crazy uncle that got locked up for having too many gains

    @DevilsDiscretionAdvised@DevilsDiscretionAdvised4 жыл бұрын

    • Yoooo this needs more likes🤣🤣🤣

      @chikinwingz3041@chikinwingz30414 жыл бұрын

    • I laughed way too damn hard at this comment!!

      @scarlettsugar8159@scarlettsugar81594 жыл бұрын

    • 😋

      @klean_kicczllc7147@klean_kicczllc71473 жыл бұрын

    • I believe that ONG

      @treydxd5851@treydxd58513 жыл бұрын

  • I love coming back to this video I swear I watch it at least once every few months

    @cyona141@cyona14110 ай бұрын

  • That beat just keeps going with no end in sight...

    @oliverkalamata2753@oliverkalamata2753 Жыл бұрын

  • “If your a Abercrombie & Fitch model, you don’t need all these calories. Go ahead and eat your almonds and asparagus” lmao Classic Kali

    @KDH-oc4tx@KDH-oc4tx4 жыл бұрын

    • With a side of celery!😂

      @hankwilliams8939@hankwilliams89394 жыл бұрын

    • Mr Holmes I had to watch it again still HILARIOUS, now I know how to get skinny for 2020. HAPPY NEW YEAR BROTHER!!!😂🤣🎆🎇🎉 ASPARAGUS AND ALMONDS!!

      @hankwilliams8939@hankwilliams89394 жыл бұрын

    • *you're

      @mr.100rupees3@mr.100rupees32 жыл бұрын

    • BOP BOP

      @higherliving1579@higherliving1579 Жыл бұрын

  • Me: Kali, how tf you recording in prison bruh?? Kali: what u say?? Me: Nothing man, my bad..enjoy your gumbo

    @w7p31w92@w7p31w924 жыл бұрын

    • Willis Paul lmao 😂gumbo

      @richgettinricher2814@richgettinricher28144 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @joshd.godfroy4761@joshd.godfroy47614 жыл бұрын

  • Growth is not just physical but it's mental. 👍

    @tennaj1367@tennaj13678 ай бұрын

  • 8 years later, Kali is looking healthier!

    @Kevo1993@Kevo19937 ай бұрын

  • this guy built like you used the buff cheat in gta San Andreas

    @Fatlexis@Fatlexis8 жыл бұрын

    • buffmeup :")

      @TheAnaconda32@TheAnaconda328 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @bigoopondabeat7918@bigoopondabeat79187 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @786kasad@786kasad7 жыл бұрын

  • No wonder some people starving because this fella eating all the food.

    @Aotearoa-NZL@Aotearoa-NZL4 жыл бұрын

    • That shit ain't even enough to feed me

      @allenslayz5118@allenslayz51184 жыл бұрын

    • @@allenslayz5118 F A T B O I

      @bruh-vq8ol@bruh-vq8ol4 жыл бұрын

    • AllenSlayz F A T A S S

      @tahmidbhuiyan5591@tahmidbhuiyan55914 жыл бұрын

    • AllenSlayz F A T M A N

      @imnotgambo1@imnotgambo14 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @herbertrankin8324@herbertrankin83244 жыл бұрын

  • I actually made this exactly like Kali does in the video, and I have to say it actually tastes pretty good, not to mention being very filling. 👍 8/10

    @AutobahnSean@AutobahnSean Жыл бұрын

    • Did you almost get a stroke. This food is a death sentence. This is the food they give you when your on death row.

      @KrishnaSingh-ow1ie@KrishnaSingh-ow1ie Жыл бұрын

  • Imagine calling a dude in jail and you hear this goofy sounding stereotypical Booty Warrior theme music playing in the background 🤣

    @ragemishima@ragemishima Жыл бұрын

    • ииии жанм сол

      @Ekramoov_@Ekramoov_ Жыл бұрын

  • I don't know why I got this recommended but daamn, it's pure gold lol

    @LuisGarcia-oi4qf@LuisGarcia-oi4qf5 жыл бұрын

    • Right

      @omar_illi@omar_illi5 жыл бұрын

    • Yep

      @tztpandagamingyt6327@tztpandagamingyt63275 жыл бұрын

    • I had this recommended 2

      @shutup1096@shutup10965 жыл бұрын

    • Luis Garcia same

      @xx_dubailife_xxkiller6962@xx_dubailife_xxkiller69625 жыл бұрын

    • Because he has over a million subscribers

      @thecollector5209@thecollector52095 жыл бұрын

  • I had a heart attack from just watching, but gained 5 lbs of RAW MUSCLE... RAW MUSCLE

    @RaulGarcia-zp7nr@RaulGarcia-zp7nr5 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @wanda01141@wanda011415 жыл бұрын

    • How about cooked muscle

      @tyrushawk2219@tyrushawk22195 жыл бұрын

    • why is it sounds like Kali's voice in my head?

      @danechkadel@danechkadel5 жыл бұрын

    • You gained 5 lbs of ramen noodles

      @dpatt7503@dpatt75035 жыл бұрын

    • D PATT 😂😂😂🥴💯

      @slimeecksdee8916@slimeecksdee89165 жыл бұрын

  • Makes my blood pressure high just watching him.

    @B-money96@B-money968 ай бұрын

  • 2023! Just needed the nostalgia from highschool🥳🤝🏼

    @JosephEarls98@JosephEarls988 ай бұрын

  • I won't to thank you kali I was 140lbs and my doctor said my conditions was really bad and i had a heart problem and type 2 dieabeitys but I went up to 220lbs of muslce by doing 500 push ups a day 234 dips jogging power working jump dropping for 30 mins and follow your eating method then my doctor said your heart is now flushing out the bad blood flow by curring my heart and my dieabeitys went away health then ever thank you kali you save my life love you bro

    @kennethmiller523@kennethmiller5237 жыл бұрын

    • Kenneth Miller Learn how to spell dumbass.Grammer

      @bestbleach764@bestbleach7647 жыл бұрын

    • You spelled the word "grammar" incorrectly....

      @klewikray602@klewikray6027 жыл бұрын

    • Klewik Ray That shit funny asf

      @ritualpainter7178@ritualpainter71787 жыл бұрын

    • iiSiva Games Learn how to form a correct sentence.

      @DayVFX@DayVFX7 жыл бұрын

    • every one getting roasted

      @preston9963@preston99637 жыл бұрын

  • He look like my CJ in San Andreas

    @dayotwa9633@dayotwa96335 жыл бұрын

    • lmao

      @Jason-mk5lt@Jason-mk5lt4 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @mehdido5668@mehdido56684 жыл бұрын

    • After u use the max muscle cheat😂

      @lukemorel5172@lukemorel51724 жыл бұрын

    • Cheat codes

      @rigby2305@rigby23054 жыл бұрын

    • @@lukemorel5172 HAHAHAHAH

      @user-ct4zv4xf9r@user-ct4zv4xf9r4 жыл бұрын

  • Why tf do I keep watching this 😂 BA-BOP!!

    @dougnulton@dougnulton2 жыл бұрын

    • Da dop

      @josephcabael5877@josephcabael5877 Жыл бұрын

  • This video is great not to mention funny. made me laugh when the C O brings his tub lid and Kali replies with SORRY BASTARD lmfao. watched this so many times and love it every time..

    @stuartbrown25@stuartbrown256 ай бұрын

  • Who’s still here in 2019

    @mrshrek2991@mrshrek29915 жыл бұрын

    • John Chan Chann lol my freshmen year of high school tryna to get on the football team but didn’t have a job back then lol

      @bryantpareja4429@bryantpareja44294 жыл бұрын

    • Your mama be calling the prison

      @woptown619@woptown6194 жыл бұрын

  • So much sodium I'd be Chinese after this meal

    @Grend3Whstle@Grend3Whstle9 жыл бұрын

    • Hippie

      @WandererIGo@WandererIGo9 жыл бұрын

    • What's wrong with being Chinese? Hippie ass bitch

      @Grend3Whstle@Grend3Whstle9 жыл бұрын

    • ***** hahahahaha!

      @Juggernautfitnes@Juggernautfitnes9 жыл бұрын

    • How the fuck does sodium have to do with being chinese stupid bitch

      @nathansn99@nathansn999 жыл бұрын

    • Nathan Naw duh

      @SPOILER750@SPOILER7509 жыл бұрын

  • This is funny as heck..had me laughing when he said what you playing with my top for...lmbo...😂😂

    @dawnwilkinson6429@dawnwilkinson6429 Жыл бұрын

  • This video is legendary! I love the way he jive talks 😅

    @jayshomer4191@jayshomer419110 ай бұрын

  • “But I appreciate you bringing it sucka”

    @aaroncardenas1708@aaroncardenas17085 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @kingdraco3069@kingdraco30694 жыл бұрын

  • Hahaha this guy had me laughing from start to end...he's a character

    @mattparr3038@mattparr30387 жыл бұрын

    • Henry Medina Naaaahh....... Really?

      @olathecola7691@olathecola76917 жыл бұрын

    • hahahahahha aww shit.

      @kennywoods833@kennywoods8337 жыл бұрын

    • Matt Pazz peny needles

      @shinzocan1@shinzocan17 жыл бұрын

  • Favorite fitness inspiration for years.Cali Muscle.

    @lamaralvarez7385@lamaralvarez7385 Жыл бұрын

  • Now 2023, and he’s learned the errors of his ways and almost payed the Piper for it. I respect the 2023 kali

    @GrimThe21@GrimThe2110 ай бұрын

    • Don’t blame kali for just trying to secure the money 💰

      @MinoxJoen@MinoxJoen9 ай бұрын

    • B**** a** n**** sold out

      @Jamiey-@Jamiey-Ай бұрын

  • Man ... I dont care what the people think of Kali today ... he still funny AH. Love the dude.

    @kishornambiar1520@kishornambiar15208 ай бұрын

  • Ima gain five pounds of RAAAAAWWE Bussle

    @kimberlyjongathanunicycle6492@kimberlyjongathanunicycle64928 жыл бұрын

    • Bussle😂😂😂

      @lugit36@lugit368 жыл бұрын

    • iamthaking21 lol

      @lugit36@lugit368 жыл бұрын

    • 👍 (thumb'd) haha

      @____human_____@____human_____8 жыл бұрын

  • I'm never gonna complain about my wife's cooking ever again

    @simonmo5700@simonmo57002 жыл бұрын

    • You should, hopefully she gets better

      @cyantadeo975@cyantadeo97511 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂

      @talkdattrashimmapullyacard4396@talkdattrashimmapullyacard439610 ай бұрын

  • This guy is hilarious. Dude got killed over 3 packs of top ramen. It’s a damn shame lol

    @ParkerPPipe@ParkerPPipe8 ай бұрын

  • i’m on house arrest and i was making this in the kitchen, my brother came up behind me stabbed me in the throat 5 times and stole my ramen

    @toepics363@toepics3636 ай бұрын

    • Got killed for 30¢ 😂😂

      @gabrielmoscoso9780@gabrielmoscoso97806 ай бұрын

  • Just like how my inmates do it and they work out like crazy. This video is satire why the dislikes? This shit is meant to be funny BUT it's 100% reality in prison.

    @AcidSnake87@AcidSnake878 жыл бұрын

    • Do you really think prisoners get that much for, they don't get a third of that

      @opus0872@opus08728 жыл бұрын

    • +Mustafa Yasin incorrect. I work in a prison and they get 10x this. If they afford it, they can have it.

      @AcidSnake87@AcidSnake878 жыл бұрын

    • omg how old are u?

      @FQ99@FQ998 жыл бұрын

    • +Farhad Qureshi 28. I don't see how people think inmates have nothing in prison. It depends on the type of prison and the inmates status. Some inmates have TV's, radio's, and other luxuries. It's not uncommon. They still have minor right and entitlements in this country.

      @AcidSnake87@AcidSnake878 жыл бұрын

    • ill take your word for it

      @FQ99@FQ998 жыл бұрын

  • I miss this kali muscle so much.. this is comedy gold

    @t.kkirkland6246@t.kkirkland62465 жыл бұрын

  • Well this video aged well. My man is now preaching to not eat like that lol

    @josef253@josef2532 ай бұрын

  • This video is soo comical to me lol but it’s crazy to see from your current video (2023) to 8yrs ago when you drop this. Information changes situations 👍

    @derricka7471@derricka74718 ай бұрын
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