LDShadowLady making cheesy puns for 5 minutes and 27 seconds
2021 ж. 24 Қар.
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It wasn't even the puns. It was the delivery.
First
She just sped away leaving the others laughing at her puns
3rd
Hi I subscribed to your channel
4th
Some say you can still hear the giggles of King Mythical J. Sausage in the night air as you sail these same waters! Greatest Tour Ever!!!
*yes*
**giggles intensify**
Only 3 comments?
@@froggo2412 4 (but now 5 ig )
LOL! 😂
i love how joel is just going quietly "oh my" after each one like he was dying inside lmao
As someone who loves so-bad-they're-good puns, this was hilarious! Having just finished up Last Life before watching this, I feel like we need a "LDShadowLady vs InTheLittleWood: Battle for the Best Worst Joke" at some point (if you're both up for it, of course). I'm not sure we'd all survive though, lol.
I'd actually die if that happened.. Yes Please
Nah, all trees wood be cut down so there wood be no reason to come (if u don't understand the joke is about inthelittlewoods and be the woods got cut so did the jokes)
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING
@@zebra_everything
@@anthonycipparone6205 at least you cut straight into the point or we wood have been lost.
It was great live and even better to rewatch haha
I edited this comment because I found it cringe (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ you 'll never know what I said
OwO
Ee
Hello Fhip
Hi Fwhip
Alternative title: the ocean queen tortures her husband with puns in retaliation for him forcing her to wear his face
OMG SO TRUE 😃
Hahahaha! Now THAT'S payback 🤣
Basically yeah, ur right 😂😂😂
She also broke King Sausage of Mythland.
True and this made me laugh so hard I amost can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can feel in Joel's sighs the undertone that "yall may enjoy her now, but I'm the one who has to live with this 24/7."
Sausage: *literally throwing up the whole time* Joel: *disappointed in his funny unfunny wife* Fwip: *mostly quiet the whole time*
"How cheesey do you want the jokes?" Lizzie: *yes*
But also… “How hilarious do you want the jokes” Lizzie: yes
JOKES ARE OVER POWERED
These puns are so cheesy, they made me lactose intolerant.
@@aidenmason5269 LMAOOO
@@aidenmason5269 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WASNT MENT TO LAUGH THAT HARD LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL XDDDD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way she delivers them is so monotonous and that makes it even more hilarious Oh and the three second gap between the pun and the reaction.... 🤣
@chding zuure Sausage couldn't help but laugh. There were also some laugh coughs! Haha
I love minecrat
“It’s a slow burner, that one”
Stitch crew,!! Yuhhhh
3:30 "On the left here, you'll see the swamp empire. We're actually gonna keep our distance from this one because, in terms of puns for it, I was far from swamped."
The pun-ishing ocean tour….a perfect torture for those who hate puns. For the rest of us, a fun little “turn”, just the right length, all new, and therefore funny rather than “old”. Thank you!
There are 3 types of people: Joel: Groaning at every joke FWhip: Chuckling a bit at some of them Sausage: Legitimately dying from laughter. I am genuinely concerned for his health. Edit: Grammatical error
^^^^^
@Bert 238 😐
Frrrr
@Bert 238 what
@Bert 238 Ya reallly are a bert😑
It's everything. A true masterpiece. The writing. The tone. The audience. Everything fit like a jigsaw.
1.9k likes and 0 comments? I’ll fix that...
2.2k likes but 1 comment? ill fix that...
Even though these jokes are corny, I still find them aMAIZEing.
That was such a sweet joke sweetcorn
...
…
I know it’s been a year for a response, I just had to let it grow on me
You can see at 3:12 that Lizzie has gained Rotten Flesh and a Drowned head. That means a zombie tried to kill the mood.
Even the undead hated her puns
Lizzie is one of the only people who can make dad jokes absolutely hilarious :D
true
Very true.
True
her and martyn get passes for dad jokes for me atleast
Very true! Hey Im hungry -Joel Hi hungry Im wife!-Lizzle
I love how Joel is completely over the puns while Sausage and Fwhip are all for it 😂
He probably has to deal with her cheesy puns 24/7 lol
@@justtryingmybest3479 Was just about to say that
i was gonna comment that-
lizzy is the winggirl of the marrige
HOW DID SHE COME UP WITH THEM SO FAST- unless she prepped them before this? But seriously Lizzie is just so creative with these
I love the brief moment of silence between the joke and the laughter that it takes for everyone to get it.
the fact that they're all wearing Joel'$ head makes this 100x funnier.
Yeah lol
Lizzie: “Welcome to the ocean boat tour! This is your captain speaking!” Also Lizzie: “AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!”
That took me a while to realise that was pun lol 😆
XD
@@nicolejones3686 it’s a pun?
Lizzie, as the jokester of my family I would like to say thank you for this video, you have supplied me with many more puns
Same lol
me 3 LOL
Same here 👍
4:50 You can tell Lizzy thought of every pun in the book.
Please tell me that it was actually punny😅😂
@@SophieStarPlayxz that was actually very punny 😂
@@Klee._.Dodoco thank you! i'm not the best at jokes so i always have to check
I have never seen Joel with so much disappointment and yet so much pride that Lizzie is his wife
"THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING" Her voice is still adorable even if she's shouting 😍
4:33 I think I get it. She said right before the ship was carrying a cargo of colored wool and 15 sheep. In my interpretation, the sheep on the boat were the source of the colored wood. So, all the sheep were DYED but the sheep didn't DIE
ps lizzie if you happen to see this please tell me if i had the right interpretation
That’s exactly what I got from it as well!!! Great job!!
She managed to say ALL of those without a laugh, fantastic!!
i love the guys reactions. Sausage sounds like he's dying, Joel is cringing and fWhip is having the time of his life
i love how half the time theu just sound like disappointed children when their father makes another dad joke
Mostly it's Joel groaning in disappointment. Sausage was cracking up.
1:42 Those cat puns were very CATsual
I know! Thay we’re catastic!
Without the jokes, this tour would've been a CATastrophe
Listening to this again after crying many times, you make all of us so happy, thank you Lizzie
I hope things get better for you
@@GracemarieJohnson LIZZIE ALWAYS MAKES THINGS BETTER ❤️
Keep your head up :) Everyone on Empires has helped me keep my spirits high during some of the most challenging times of my life, recently. :D
@@NOTMEORYOU69696 we can all agree they're amazing
puns are usually painful to hear. but this, this healed me.
Wonder if that was punintentional.
Sadly I don't get some of them
The ocean tour puns were the best dad jokes I’ve ever heard. Edit: my comment is cursed it’s at 666
fr tho
Same XD
Actually 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best I've ever SEAn
@@mujifuji8572 Your being a little SHELLlfish for stealing her joke! (Lol I don't know what I'm talkin about XD)
3:34 I was waiting for her to say "I'm not codding."
The pure disappointment in Joel's voice made this is even more fantastic then it already was
Your puns/jokes were amazing, I haven’t laughed this hard in ages thank you thank you 😎
Same
Alternative title: Lizzie making her friends lose braincells for 5 minutes and 26 seconds straight
As a connoisseur of awful puns, I'm very proud of you and also weirdly so of Joel for successfully convincing you to husband him. If I ever manage to find a partner who is even half as quick with the puns as you are, I'll be a happy man.
( 1:26 ) Lizzy: i bet your wondering how all these trees got here Lizzy: they just 'logged in' sausage (i think?'): PAH!
Yup, that was Sausage 😂
I literally couldn't stop laughing during this episode, the jokes are so bad theyre funny 💀
Gurl me too me too
Achievement unlocked : "Magnificently Groanworthy Punster" Whale done, Ocean Queen!
oh... my
@@zebra_everything well at least they had a Whale of a time ;)
but i think we all can agree that lizzie is Punstoppable
Ah yes the highest rank in the sea, its the surface of those waters
Whale…that shellingly was interesting
I thought of 2 swamp puns! "We're not gonna linger on the swamp, because I don't have many puns to run bayou" and/or "There's the swamp, but I don't want it to bog us down too much." Feel free to use either of those or come up with even better ones for next time! Loved the video!
Lizze:*making puns* Fwhip and Myhical Sausage:*laughing Joel:*considering divorcing lizze for saying dad jokes*
I love all of these but “This is your captain speaking” “AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING” is one of my favorites
Hearing sausage hysterically laugh at every joke was absolutely gold Lizzy! 🤣
To be honest, this is the first time that I have ever laughed at puns. Keep it going idshadowlady! You're so far my favorite minecraft youtuber.
I still come back and watch this after 1 and a half years, and it never fails to make me die of laughter every time
*It ain't cheesy if the queen said so*
U
lol
Fair enough.
U
Nice on first!!
The silent pause they take after each pun to process it is just amazing
4:28 I FINALLY GOT IT
I like when LDshadowlady says “hey we’re back what’s up doc”. It made me laugh
The boat was annoyed the paddle fell over the side. Getting it back would be an oar-deal. The puns in this video were pure puurfection- especially the jungle ones
Truee
There would be a koala in the jungle, but they didn’t meet the koalafications to get in.
@@kane2875 Yeah, but at least those ocelots were being CATsual about it
@@awesomeperson3342 YOU DID NOT PLEASE HELP- IM DYING
I’m in love with the way you always seem to make a pun out of everything 😂
She didn't make a pun out of you Edit : don't think this as a meeeeen COMMENT
@@Nikushimi-no-umi 😂 true
The way they laugh is just *voice-breaking*
There's an ocelot of jokes over here timestamp 1:56 So funny
I couldn't stop laughing in this episode, it was so funny. Too bad you didn't have a pun for Jimmy's empire tho, that cod me by surprise. You got stuck in the mud there.
Omg missed opportunity for those puns 🤣😂
I hate you for that pun because u took my pun-ch line
i tried going there, thank cod she didn't ruin any suprises! Maybe they were too swamped for visits though
She got SWAMPED...
Lizzie has finally embraced the comedian inside her, now it's taking over her queen life 😂😂
Knowing how much she loves Disney, I wouldn’t doubt this is a Jungle Cruise reference
I love how lizzie just runs away after every pun.
i love at the "all those sheep *dyed* , but at least they all survived" pun everyone was so confused
That took me months to figure out the pun
Lizzie can just make a separate channel for literally telling dad jokes and every single shadow cadet would watch 😂 This was great!
i love how it sometimes took them a minute to realise what you said... that just made it funnier
That little squeak was the best part 2:59
I can't express how much fun it was just watching this xD, Lizzie did a great job with thissss
I can just imagine Lizzie aggressively smiling the entire time. 😂😂😂
Haven’t watched in a few years, definitely a perfect video to come back to.
I love the way joel, fwhip, and sausage just keep trying to hold in their laughs but cant and it sounds so awkward!
She just straight up made a bunch of puns, and made a whole video about it, this is the best.
Lizzie: *makes a joke* Joel: Oh my god Joel in his mind the whole time: why is my wife like this
I can feel Joel, as i lived with an active punster for three years, and it's a good thing he left two years ago, or else he would have been sent to the dying room, but he would have lived either way.
Lizzie saying to Sausage, Fwip and Joel (go to this time code to watch it lol ---> 2:33) - " You might be wondering all about those pants, Well they're to hide the bootie . Everyone else - Laughs their butt off . My reaction to it - LMAO I CAN'T - ITS ' IT'S WAYYY TO MUCH WORSE AND HILARIOUS LIZZIE UR THE BEST !!!! lol lol lol lol Also me - * keeps laughing for like .... "10 minutes" My mom - why are you crazily laughing for half an hour ? Dumb Me - But it's only been 10 minutes ... right ? * starting to laugh at the pun again * My mom - * Slapping her face thinking that why did she even ask me about that or she "could have escaped my unlogical , obvious and dumb excuses * Me - * Starts laughing at the pun again and again every five seconds and repeating it all the time to my relatives and neighbors in a gathering * My parents - * Slapping their faces and thinking to slap my face after the function * Me - * just laughing and laughing at my own pun * My lil' bro and sis - * Joins in and starts repeating the pun and unecessarally laughing on the pun * The relatives - * tries to keep calm and not to make a scene or embaressment and gives a fake smile and nods to show that its a good pun but its a bad pun . *AT HOME * Mom and dad - * Kicking my back and head and yelling and scolding me * me - says - "Save me lil' bro and sis !" My lil' bro and sis - "No" Me - "I will offer you two a whole month of Mcdonalds Happy Meal and Nuggies" My lil' bro and sis - "A DEAL IS A DEAL OK !" ...... * Starts crying and saying to mom and dad to stop the stupid fight and lower their voices (this happened in the middle of the night btw) Mom and dad - * finally stops beating me and put me and my siblings to bed an waits for morning to come to beat me up again * THE NEXT MORNING - Mom and dad - * coming into my bedroom to beat me up again and sees my lil's bro and sis saying that I went to school early * Also Mom and Dad - * Frustrated * {THE END} - You're biggest fan Susan (NOTE) - THIS IS ATRUE STORY !! The Actors I v my lil' bro's name - Sam Banquet Baywood my lil' sis's name - Sophia Banquet Baywood My name - Susan banquet Baywood My mom's name - Susalyn Banquet Baywood My dad's name - Samuel Banquet Baywood I KNOW I KNOW ALL OF THEIR NAME STARTS WITH "S" !! GENUINELY WE ALL LOVE THE LETTER "S" OK !!
Leave a like if you like the stupidity of my family and me lol * laughs *
why would you tell us their names?
Weirdo
This is a work of art. An absolute masterpiece.
The Fact that the boys stayed the entire time and suffered through it all, is hilarious I half expected one to fly away.
The fact everyoe is enjoying the tour and Joel is just like: why am I married to this woman... is hilarious! 😂
This 100% feels inspired by the Jungle Cruise ride at Disneyland and as much as I hate puns, I love the commitment.
I’m so glad that you posted this. This was legit my favourite thing ever, I love puns! Also, for the Swamp kingdom, you could’ve done, “I couldn’t come up with any puns for this one, sorry, I was just swamped”
@Bert 238 Bert please calm down
@@Janae2000 Thx
oh my god thank you for this lizzie this is truly an ocean blessing
I knew it was coming every single time and it still hit harder than the last
if i ever have a bad day i always find myself rewatching this and it never fails to make me smile
She is no longer ocean queen, she is the queen of cheesy puns that annoy Joel
Sausage: choking Fwhip: Laughing Joel: Disappointed
I really loved this skit and Sausage literally dying and trying not to was great 😂🤣 Joel and his oh no constantly
Lizzie: This is your captain speaking Lizzie: AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING
“AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING” -LDShadowLady 2021
I love how Lizzie is always herself I have been watching her for 6-7 years now and I love her sm
I could listen to these puns forever! They are so good!
this entire segment was just amazing
I just wanna say that Lizzie is one of the only people that can turn dad jokes HILARIOUS 😂
Joel has to deal with this daily 😂 he’s one lucky guy.
At first, I thought someone was trolling Lizzie but then I realised that this was made by the amazing Shadow Queen herself
Did anyone else watch this over and over again because they can't stop laughing
i love how all of them started off and actually kinda laughed at her jokes but slowly got annoyed 🤣
I feel like the Joel heads just make this better, I don’t know why.
Joel's reactions to Lizzie's puns is me when my friends are acting way too crazy
THIS VIDEO MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH! Thank you for making my day :)
"There's a lot of sighing going on" got me so badly
This just left me laughing non-stop for 10 minutes straight
This.. this is pure golden... i loved every second of it. Thanks for the laughs lizz!
I've rewatched this a million times and it'll never get old