The Worst Looking Rockets Ever Designed!

2024 ж. 13 Мам.
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I've seen a lot of rockets over the years, and some stick out because they look awful, and that's not an easy thing to do when the laws of physics demands clean aerodynamic lines and and constrains your aesthetics.

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  • *Untitled Space Craft has entered the chat*

    @MattLowne@MattLowne3 жыл бұрын
    • Well hello there Matt, how's the whiskey?

      @destroyishere4655@destroyishere46553 жыл бұрын
    • Hahahahaha so true

      @ifocus1279@ifocus12793 жыл бұрын
    • @@destroyishere4655 heeh lol

      @superbdul_1@superbdul_13 жыл бұрын
    • Matt please atleast make episode 69 of Velocity Lake 😟

      @apratimtewari4288@apratimtewari42883 жыл бұрын
    • What do you say about using whiskey to fill up proton instead of vodka ?

      @tamilanimatedstories5610@tamilanimatedstories56103 жыл бұрын
  • You say “Failed after 45 seconds”. I say “Succeeded Gloriously for 44 seconds”.

    @robspecht9550@robspecht95503 жыл бұрын
    • @Had Tobe Stop spamming

      @andricode@andricode3 жыл бұрын
    • @@andricode Report and block him

      @turtlecat0262@turtlecat02623 жыл бұрын
    • @Had Tobe Pseudoscience is not accepted here, just like your pseudo-rationale.

      @3ctjhseolere@3ctjhseolere3 жыл бұрын
    • Mostly peaceful flight...

      @useodyseeorbitchute9450@useodyseeorbitchute94503 жыл бұрын
    • ​@Had Tobe Shut up and go finish highschool

      @John-rd4sp@John-rd4sp3 жыл бұрын
  • “The worst looking rockets ever designed” My KSP monstrosities: “PATHETIC”

    @the_kraken6549@the_kraken65493 жыл бұрын
    • If it's stupid but works then it's not stupid.

      @makssachs8914@makssachs89143 жыл бұрын
    • "Single stage to orbit!" "It's 36 stages, you just put them sideways."

      @Hevach@Hevach3 жыл бұрын
    • All of my ssto’s are basically rockets but on their sides with a crew cabin attached to the faring or something

      @Claym1x@Claym1x3 жыл бұрын
    • You ever seen someone put together a manned rover lab, drills, and ISRU, with XL wheels and a rocket on the back all as a single payload not covered with an airfoil? That was my first successful lunar rover/base system and it looked hideous.

      @acnine-ball8976@acnine-ball89763 жыл бұрын
    • LMAO🤣🤣🤣

      @luma8212@luma82123 жыл бұрын
  • "Assemble a team of aesthetically challenged engineers and have them fight against the natural tendency of a rocket to look cool" Best Scott Manley quote going so far

    @sortadecentgaming2348@sortadecentgaming23483 жыл бұрын
    • That's just me and a friend of mine playing KSP.

      @derkeksinator17@derkeksinator17 Жыл бұрын
    • true

      @zsigmondfeher4624@zsigmondfeher46249 ай бұрын
  • Manley: "This is the ugliest rocket ever!" Jeb Kerman: "Hold my hydrazine."

    @bcubed72@bcubed723 жыл бұрын
    • *Wernher von Kerman

      @Meister_Knobi@Meister_Knobi3 жыл бұрын
    • Yes, made some rockets in KSP who make the ones in this list look very sleek.

      @magnemoe1@magnemoe13 жыл бұрын
    • Why isn't New Shepard on that list? It can't be for just orbital class rockets as Dr Goddard's rocket was on that list...even though I don't think it should have been number one.

      @longshot7601@longshot76013 жыл бұрын
    • @@longshot7601 New Shepard always looks vaguely familiar.

      @garethhanby@garethhanby3 жыл бұрын
    • *liquid fuel

      @ks.doherty@ks.doherty3 жыл бұрын
  • That Jupiter III reminds me of the classic "Untitled Space Craft" monstrosity.

    @ComradePhoenix@ComradePhoenix3 жыл бұрын
    • But it would get to space, with enough auto struts.

      @gajbooks@gajbooks3 жыл бұрын
    • Which Jupiter took the Robinson’s and the rest on a 3 hour tour to Alpha Centauri

      @clearingbaffles@clearingbaffles3 жыл бұрын
    • The sort of thing you'd get when you spend 3 hours designing the perfect landing craft and then realize you don't have nuclear engines unlocked for that Moho mission.

      @hyperboloidofonesheet1036@hyperboloidofonesheet10363 жыл бұрын
    • If it gets 170 tons towards the Moon, looks are less important :-)

      @zapfanzapfan@zapfanzapfan3 жыл бұрын
    • After 4 beers making a Jupiter III in KSP sounds like a fantastic idea.

      @jeremyjordan2176@jeremyjordan21763 жыл бұрын
  • The triple solid rocket booster design looks like the kind of thing you get when you are spacing your boosters in KSP to ensure they have snapped to the separators rather than the core tank.

    @davidwright7193@davidwright71933 жыл бұрын
    • and so the s4 sized boosters I use dont crash into the main ship

      @aguywhodoesstuff1116@aguywhodoesstuff1116 Жыл бұрын
    • @@aguywhodoesstuff1116 thats what sepratrons are for!

      @Moon___man@Moon___man6 ай бұрын
  • "If you want to churn out an ugly launch vehicle you have to actually assemble an entire team of aesthetically challenged engineers and have them fight against the natural tendency for rockets to look cool." There is definitely some Lord Pratchett in this man.

    @sachadavid@sachadavid3 жыл бұрын
    • You mean "Sir Pterry." GNU Terry Pratchett

      @tarmaque@tarmaque2 жыл бұрын
    • Pterry pfunny.

      @jonslg240@jonslg240 Жыл бұрын
    • New Shepard is the latest entrant in the ‘ugliest rocket ever’ pageant.

      @machirim2805@machirim2805 Жыл бұрын
  • To give a perspective on how many aerospace students actually watch scott manley. I (an aerospace student) recently used a scott manley video as a reference in an assignment. When my group member saw that I used him as a reference, not only did they not object but everyone agreed that it was probably the best reference in the entire assignment.

    @LowieDM@LowieDM3 жыл бұрын
    • Warning. I have zero engineering qualifications. I'm trained as a physicist.

      @scottmanley@scottmanley3 жыл бұрын
    • @@scottmanley it was for a physics thing so I guess we’re good

      @LowieDM@LowieDM3 жыл бұрын
    • @@scottmanley I read that in your voice heh

      @SVSky@SVSky3 жыл бұрын
    • @@scottmanley Assuming a spherical rocket...

      @nitehawk86@nitehawk863 жыл бұрын
    • @@nitehawk86 spheres are actually among the most aerodynamically inefficient shapes there are

      @LowieDM@LowieDM3 жыл бұрын
  • "This is flight control, we are unable to terminate the launch vehicle" -"For what reason?" "The angry rocket designer physically restrained me"

    @aleverettes2789@aleverettes27893 жыл бұрын
    • this part killed me.... no I meant it. there I was, chomping down on some grass peacefully near a Mexican airfield... 💥

      @CarpIXOYE@CarpIXOYE3 жыл бұрын
    • Tbf to the rocket designer, he may have picked up some of that unfortunate attitude to safety from his previous employer.

      @somethinglikethat2176@somethinglikethat21763 жыл бұрын
    • A.M. Annex Mexico! Or else!

      @stephenanderle5422@stephenanderle54223 жыл бұрын
    • Is it square too?

      @stephenanderle5422@stephenanderle54223 жыл бұрын
    • DO NOT DESTROY ZE ROCKET, IT IS SUPPOSED TO HIT FOREIGN COUTRIES AND IT SHALL DO THIZ! Or the German was like "No, not ze DATA, i need them!, destroying it now is not efficient!"

      @Dzharek@Dzharek3 жыл бұрын
  • Where is basically EVERY Blue Origin rocket?

    @ClemensAlive@ClemensAlive3 жыл бұрын
    • Seriously ... My old man used to work for NASA (Marshal Space Flight Center) and he joked that the American rockets and space hardware look like the White House and the Russian rockets and Hardware look like the Kremlin. And Bezos I guess needs something to keep the GF happy.

      @extradimension7356@extradimension73563 жыл бұрын
    • I think they look pretty nice?

      @trainboi014@trainboi0143 жыл бұрын
    • The New Sheppard has a pronounced pornographic character. Scott May have avoided that rocket to avoid the possibility of losing his channel.

      @jrobin1836@jrobin18363 жыл бұрын
    • In your mom's drawer I presume...

      @SomeoneExchangeable@SomeoneExchangeable3 жыл бұрын
    • @@jrobin1836 absolutely disgusting oversized short and stubby fuel tank with rocket engines.

      @Jesus_Christ_loves_you_alot@Jesus_Christ_loves_you_alot3 жыл бұрын
  • "Lets flame rocket designs for 12 minutes" Scott Manyley truly is the Technology Connections of Space

    @simvalue@simvalue3 жыл бұрын
    • Right, but at least all of them have the "pointy end (s) up and the flamey end (s) down"!! ;D

      @ronschlorff7089@ronschlorff70893 жыл бұрын
    • @@ronschlorff7089 well, maybe not goddard's

      @kerbalengineeringsystems7415@kerbalengineeringsystems74153 жыл бұрын
    • @@kerbalengineeringsystems7415 yup, he was "ahead" of his time,.... get it!! :D

      @ronschlorff7089@ronschlorff70892 жыл бұрын
  • > Gather a Team of Aesthetically challenged Engineers I died.

    @Zeithri@Zeithri3 жыл бұрын
    • Of all the rocket tasks, that's probably the easiest part.

      @andrewpriest9403@andrewpriest94033 жыл бұрын
    • I thought all engineers were Aesthetically challenged. (As an EE I can assure you i can't art)

      @jasonreed7522@jasonreed75223 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah I was thinking that is a pretty easy task

      @SuperAWaC@SuperAWaC3 жыл бұрын
  • To accentuate: The last V2 rocket fired at another nation and cause damage was one fired by the USA at Mexico. :)

    @zoltanposfai3451@zoltanposfai34513 жыл бұрын
    • Source?

      @MatthewGaming-@MatthewGaming-3 жыл бұрын
    • @@MatthewGaming- Have you watched this video?

      @zoltanposfai3451@zoltanposfai34513 жыл бұрын
    • It's New Mexico trying to prove its the superior Mexico XD (seeing as it launched out of white sands I feel this qualifies!) Also I'm a New Mexican so I can say that.

      @sawyerawr5783@sawyerawr57833 жыл бұрын
    • @@sawyerawr5783 no, no he’s got a point

      @F_18..@F_18..3 жыл бұрын
    • @@adamkerman475 did you watch the video?

      @sujalshetty5986@sujalshetty59862 жыл бұрын
  • "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.." Han Solo on the Millennium Falcon

    @wildbill7267@wildbill72673 жыл бұрын
    • You can say that about many girls...

      @daszieher@daszieher3 жыл бұрын
    • you came in that thing? you are braver than I thought.

      @DrWhom@DrWhom3 жыл бұрын
    • @@DrWhom hold the f*ck up

      @k-osmonaut8807@k-osmonaut88073 жыл бұрын
  • The Arriane 44LP honestly looks like every rocket you make in KSP during early mid career

    @coltonhard7841@coltonhard78413 жыл бұрын
  • 5:58 they even included the kerbal struts for extra stability

    @homuraakemi493@homuraakemi4933 жыл бұрын
    • A lot of rockets have them

      @Bretaxy@Bretaxy2 жыл бұрын
  • To me, Proton is the most rocket-looking rocket of all. I might be biased from too much SciFi though :-)

    @zapfanzapfan@zapfanzapfan3 жыл бұрын
    • No it looks great

      @polygorg@polygorg3 жыл бұрын
    • Proton ‘look’ pretty rocketish. I like that, but it is not elegant uwu

      @rhodexa@rhodexa3 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, I don't side with Scott on this one. It is beautiful.

      @Gnevnyj@Gnevnyj3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Gnevnyj When he said “Proton” i said “Wha??”

      @rhodexa@rhodexa3 жыл бұрын
    • Starship.

      @Raymorx@Raymorx3 жыл бұрын
  • Hey the Proton is a damn good looking rocket, it has great proportions between the false side boosters and the core.

    @derfvcderfvc7317@derfvcderfvc73173 жыл бұрын
  • 2:29 - I don't know; the Ariane 4 looks pretty cute to me in an endearingly Kerbal sort of way.

    @vikkimcdonough6153@vikkimcdonough61533 жыл бұрын
    • Jupiter 3 also looks coll Scott Manley can't change my mind about it

      @totallynoteverything1.@totallynoteverything1.3 жыл бұрын
    • It looks like one of my old space station launch vehicles (I used to make single launch space station cause I was too lazy to dock)

      @totallynoteverything1.@totallynoteverything1.3 жыл бұрын
    • A big part of why Ariane was so bizarre looking was that it was French. While I don't normally engage in stereotypes, anything in France that costs a lot of money or involves the government *absolutely must* be so uniquely Gallic as to remove any possibility that it might be mistaken for (or accused of benefiting from) any other country's handiwork or insight. During the Gaullist period, the French went out of their way to ensure that basically every aspect of their manufacturing process (military and civilian) was incompatible with British, German and American systems. They neither wished nor intended for any of it to be useful outside of France or her colonies. The consequences to this policy were obvious and manifold (and remain obvious to anybody who's ever driven a Peugeot prior to around 2003), but it has been an article of pride in French manufacturing for over a century that "the French copy no-one, and no-one copies the French."

      @gastonbell108@gastonbell1082 жыл бұрын
  • A team of aesthetically challenged engineers - or engineers

    @vannoo67@vannoo673 жыл бұрын
    • It's funny...because it's true.

      @traviscecil3903@traviscecil39033 жыл бұрын
    • I rate this comment highly

      @timocallaghan4408@timocallaghan44083 жыл бұрын
    • Alternatively, engineers who were told to design the rockets and make them look good, and they took umbridge at having to waste time on "pointless aesthetics" so they made their design look as ugly as possible as a "fuck you" to management.

      @millenniumf1138@millenniumf11383 жыл бұрын
    • "Honey, have you seen my plaid pants?" "The beige ones?" "No, green."

      @RideAcrossTheRiver@RideAcrossTheRiver3 жыл бұрын
  • 1:03 me, an aerospace engineering student: *frantically taking notes*

    @namewarvergeben@namewarvergeben3 жыл бұрын
    • You know you can pause it, right? And even watch it a second, third, and twentieth time? ;-)

      @Tjalve70@Tjalve703 жыл бұрын
    • @@Tjalve70 At first I thought you mean pausing a rocket that is in flight.

      @nitehawk86@nitehawk863 жыл бұрын
    • 0:24 Thats where you should be taking notes

      @Joopyter724@Joopyter7243 жыл бұрын
    • Tjalve As an aerospace engineering student, what is rewatching? I only know how to watch at 1.25x

      @luxwilliams1351@luxwilliams13513 жыл бұрын
    • Also me a KSP player: frantically takes notes...

      @kerbodynamicx472@kerbodynamicx4723 жыл бұрын
  • “Have them fight against the natural tendency for rockets to look cool” lmfao that’s hilarious

    @Golinth@Golinth3 жыл бұрын
  • I've always loved the Proton because of all the extra tanks - has a very Gerry Anderson feel to it

    @SergeantSarge@SergeantSarge3 жыл бұрын
    • It's on it's way to backwards-Earth.

      @johnkoenig326@johnkoenig3263 жыл бұрын
  • Scott: Talks about the SRB-X's awkward gap between boosters. Me: Looks at half a dozen similar rocket designs of my own in KSP. "In my defense, they worked."

    @vardicd1477@vardicd14773 жыл бұрын
    • If it wobbles more struts right?

      @samuraidriver4x4@samuraidriver4x43 жыл бұрын
    • @@samuraidriver4x4 not with Kerbal Joint Reinforcement

      @hydrochloricacid2146@hydrochloricacid21463 жыл бұрын
    • @Had Tobe what does that even mean? How can something be semi-flat? Are you just being facetious about it being an oblate spheroid? Would semi-flat be like a cylinder?

      @hydrochloricacid2146@hydrochloricacid21463 жыл бұрын
    • @Had Tobe oh hey had Tobe how's it going

      @rhode5859@rhode58593 жыл бұрын
    • @@hydrochloricacid2146 it'ss just spamming the comments, pay the drone no mind

      @samuellove9619@samuellove96193 жыл бұрын
  • First one looks like one of those Oral-B electric toothbrushes lul

    @MichaelKire@MichaelKire3 жыл бұрын
    • Prostate massager.

      @christheother9088@christheother90883 жыл бұрын
    • This is correct, and that’s why we love it.

      @ScottyAlmondjoy@ScottyAlmondjoy3 жыл бұрын
    • @@ScottyAlmondjoy Which one are you replying to? Actually, no. I don't want to know.

      @nitehawk86@nitehawk863 жыл бұрын
    • @Had Tobe you are semi-flat

      @MichaelKire@MichaelKire3 жыл бұрын
  • "Or it lost the will to Live!" Sounds quite possible!

    @lutenic6111@lutenic61113 жыл бұрын
  • "Looks pretty, flies pretty." -- an old aviation axiom.

    @charlesboyer61@charlesboyer613 жыл бұрын
    • Gee Bee, anyone?

      @RideAcrossTheRiver@RideAcrossTheRiver3 жыл бұрын
  • "I've never got over the disappointment of realizing that the first stage isn't surrounded by strap on boosters" I can totally relate to that

    @stefrong2260@stefrong22603 жыл бұрын
    • My view of the Proton first stage - a slightly uglier version of the Saturn I/ Saturn IB first stage...

      @KnightRanger38@KnightRanger383 жыл бұрын
    • @@KnightRanger38 I mean, that pretty much is the Proton. The little brother of a moon rocket.

      @t65bx25@t65bx253 жыл бұрын
    • @Had Tobe What can space rocketry possibly mean to brain-dead flat-earthers?

      @mauricegold9377@mauricegold93773 жыл бұрын
    • Why did Proton has ugly fairings looking like they were made from insulation or recycled clothes?

      @MartinMizner@MartinMizner3 жыл бұрын
    • Size queen identified

      @JohnDoe-tx8eu@JohnDoe-tx8eu3 жыл бұрын
  • Came to the comments looking for BO’s New Shepard. Was not disappointed

    @ykjt91@ykjt913 жыл бұрын
    • Saw it fly today. It might look awkward going up, but it looked damn smooth coming down.

      @nitehawk86@nitehawk863 жыл бұрын
    • Should have been added as an honorable mention at the very least

      @hotshit62@hotshit623 жыл бұрын
    • He'd probably get demonitized for showing it

      @Snowmunkee@Snowmunkee3 жыл бұрын
    • @@nitehawk86 yes because it doesn't get to orbit

      @jesusmora9379@jesusmora93793 жыл бұрын
    • Was going to say it. I thought I was the only one that thought that New Shepard is kinda ugly, and with a "funny" shape if you know what I mean...

      @AraneaLIVE@AraneaLIVE3 жыл бұрын
  • "I'm Scott Manley, fly safe...and in style!"

    @EDEPole@EDEPole3 жыл бұрын
  • Remove the Proton from this list and replace it with the Sea Dragon...

    @molosomari@molosomari3 жыл бұрын
    • Yes

      @tnapeepeelu@tnapeepeelu3 жыл бұрын
    • Goodness me, I just searched the Sea Dragon on Google, and man! That thing is ugly.

      @nasasjanitor994@nasasjanitor9943 жыл бұрын
    • And It's a frinkin monstrosity ugly

      @sumreensultana1860@sumreensultana18603 жыл бұрын
  • 5:45 “or it lost its will to live” Scott, I just almost choked on my chicken nuggets.

    @Blubb5000@Blubb50003 жыл бұрын
    • Same literally exactly the same

      @Soggyboot99548@Soggyboot995483 жыл бұрын
    • CHRIS AND RYLAN THE LONG LOST TWINS Coming to Netflix on March 16, 2022

      @bedwarscrypt@bedwarscrypt3 жыл бұрын
    • that rocket is a crime against my optical receptors...

      @sawyerawr5783@sawyerawr57833 жыл бұрын
  • Rocket scientists: I call this bold and brash Scott: More like BELONGS IN THE TRASH

    @jasonchiu272@jasonchiu2723 жыл бұрын
    • There is definitely the beginnings of a limerick there.

      @williamswenson5315@williamswenson53153 жыл бұрын
    • @Had Tobe Ok how does the earth orbiting the sun working in a way that half the world can be in darkness while the other side has light and for that matter how can the moon be seen from basically anywhere and also how do you explain hundreds of thousands of hundred thousands of pictures of the earth having a obvious curvature also how would people be able to circumnavigate the world. Or how gravity works. OR HOW IT CAN MAKE SENSE TO A HUMAN BEING THAT EARTH IS FLAT WHILE ALL OTHER PLANETS AREN’T. OR HOW NO NASA EMPLOYEE WOULD HAVE COME OUT AND SPOKEN ABOUT HOW EVERYONE HAS BEEN LIED TO FOR CENTURIES. Jesus Christ we humans are doomed if people like you really exist

      @jovian2583@jovian25833 жыл бұрын
    • @Had Tobe I never said I was right about the earth being round, I just asked for evidence about how anything that we know would work. Also so you are going to wait like a year or two and spend the millions of dollars that it’s probably gonna take to buy a starship ticket, just to find out that you ARE WRONG?

      @jovian2583@jovian25833 жыл бұрын
  • I am surprised that they moved to the Jupiter 3 after the Jupiter 2 was lost in space :)

    @steverpcb@steverpcb3 жыл бұрын
    • No words but fantastic for this comment

      @rocketsometimeslaunches8902@rocketsometimeslaunches89023 жыл бұрын
  • Hi Scott--The structure of the early Atlas vehicles had a weakness in the upper end of the LOX tank. The Able upper stage(s) put LARGE bending loads on the upper end of the Atlas due to the distance between the Able stage CP and the attach point to the Atlas. It was pretty well doomed to failure from the outset.

    @dandeprop@dandeprop3 жыл бұрын
  • "Helicopters fly because they're so ugly the ground repels them!" LOL. Honestly never heard that one before.

    @stevenemert837@stevenemert8373 жыл бұрын
    • Neither have I, and honestly most are actually rather elegant in my eyes

      @Jayberisk3793@Jayberisk37933 жыл бұрын
    • "possibly because the stage separation failed....or because it lost the will to live" got me pretty hard as well.

      @TheR971@TheR9713 жыл бұрын
    • I've heard this one but it was about bumblebees 😂😂

      @filyn@filyn3 жыл бұрын
    • I always heard, "Twenty-thousand moving parts that fly in formation, by beating the air into submission."

      @thomashiggins9320@thomashiggins93203 жыл бұрын
    • @@Jayberisk3793 what about 90 percent of sikorskys?

      @jackryan2612@jackryan26123 жыл бұрын
  • Your helicopter joke reminded me of an old friend who'd been in the army - he described the Chinook as 10,000 nuts and bolts flying in close formation.

    @stevegoodson9022@stevegoodson90223 жыл бұрын
    • Or "A helicopter is a collection paf parts desperately trying to get away from each other"

      @milantrcka121@milantrcka1213 жыл бұрын
    • @@milantrcka121 Just keep the "Jesus Nut" tight, you'll be ok. The Bell 47 is beautiful and the most helicoptery helicopter. Just sitting on a bench out in mid air, no doors. You can feel yourself hanging from that rotor.

      @yourhandlehere1@yourhandlehere12 жыл бұрын
    • I'm pretty certain of this but its been years since I read this book, so don't hold me to it. In the introduction (by Neil Armstrong) to the book "Moon Shot: The Inside Story of America's Race to the Moon" there's a story about each author (Shepard & Slayton). The one about Slayton was from his test pilot days. I pretty sure it was the Republic F-105 Thunderchief and Deke nearly lost one in a spin test. He was told to bail out but didn't because he still had a lot of altitude. He worked the problem and eventually recovered the plane. After it landed and after he got out the ground crew opened up the bomb bad doors and they said 1000's of rivets and other small bits of metal just fell on the ground. You know that scene in the Blues Brothers when they get out of the car and it just falls apart - yup like that. So the Chinook's not the only case of bits of metal flying in close formation.

      @tonywilson4713@tonywilson47132 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah my pa used to call it the "shit-hook" because the maintenance cost was ridiculous

      @blackace7782@blackace77822 жыл бұрын
    • @@blackace7782 One of the other jokes fixed wing guys have about choppers. _There's 2 kinds of chopper - ridiculously expensive and idiotically expensive._

      @tonywilson4713@tonywilson47132 жыл бұрын
  • "It was a Frankenrocket served with a massive helping of Whiskey Tango Foxtrot." Brilliant.

    @psmirage8584@psmirage85843 жыл бұрын
  • Wow, you just shat on most of my KSP designs. Thanks a lot Scott

    @duckhoward@duckhoward3 жыл бұрын
  • Scott: "There's an alternate history out there..." Secret Moon base: [Sweats profusely]

    @TechyBen@TechyBen3 жыл бұрын
    • *IRON SKY* has entered the chat

      @achtsekundenfurz7876@achtsekundenfurz78763 жыл бұрын
  • I'll be very, very disappointed if blue origin's space shlong is not in this list :P

    @Chriva@Chriva3 жыл бұрын
    • Some say it is modeled after Jeff Bezos himself.

      @konyp1@konyp13 жыл бұрын
    • @@konyp1 hmm

      @bonbin6053@bonbin60533 жыл бұрын
    • Liberty Bell-End 7

      @mattjackson9859@mattjackson98593 жыл бұрын
    • *S P A C E SCHLONG*

      @bonbin6053@bonbin60533 жыл бұрын
    • @@bonbin6053 is not in space for schlong!

      @joemiele1296@joemiele12963 жыл бұрын
  • 10:11 - Why does a cruise missile have _landing gear?!_

    @vikkimcdonough6153@vikkimcdonough61533 жыл бұрын
    • it's designed to take out the enemy's airfields - it lands, taxies to the nearest hanger, and then explodes inside to catch the enemy off guard.

      @robbiejames1540@robbiejames15403 жыл бұрын
    • @@robbiejames1540 At the Officer's Club?

      @RideAcrossTheRiver@RideAcrossTheRiver3 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you Scott for making another great video. I'd have a suggestion for next one. Can you make detailed video about Soyuz launches and rendezvous with ISS and how come they manage to do it in 6 hrs and in their last flight (Oct 14, 2020) in just 3 hrs compared to the original which took 2 days. Thanks and I can't wait to see more fantastic videos 😀

    @maaberr25@maaberr253 жыл бұрын
  • SLS with a crew dragon...

    @mariusschaefer5396@mariusschaefer53963 жыл бұрын
    • At least Orion on a F9 would kind of make sense...

      @diesistkeinname795@diesistkeinname7953 жыл бұрын
    • CURSED

      @pinochet3317@pinochet33173 жыл бұрын
    • 9:10 - 9:42 It's like the SLS on heavy duty steroids.

      @X-JAKA7@X-JAKA73 жыл бұрын
    • NO GOD, NO GOD PLEASE NO, NO! NO! NOOOOO!

      @nasaman5440@nasaman54403 жыл бұрын
    • How about mounting a Shuttle onto of a Starship super heavy booster? Lol

      @robmc3338@robmc33383 жыл бұрын
  • The Atlas Able looks like someone's attempt to send the world's largest cotton swab into space.

    @WiseSnake@WiseSnake3 жыл бұрын
    • I would not want to meet the ear that would require one that size...

      @williamswenson5315@williamswenson53153 жыл бұрын
    • Thor-Able is oftentimes referred to as the "cue tip rocket".

      @Keavon@Keavon3 жыл бұрын
    • It looks like a g-spot vibrator with D-cell batteries for extra endurance...

      @thePronto@thePronto3 жыл бұрын
    • The particular pose is not provocative.....except in front of an Atlas Able.

      @toadelevator@toadelevator3 жыл бұрын
    • due to its launch success (aka failure) record it was aptly nick-named the "Atlas-Unable"!! ;D

      @ronschlorff7089@ronschlorff70893 жыл бұрын
  • Alternative title: Scott Manly gives 8 different similes for rockets, when "chode" would have sufficed.

    @WillyoDee@WillyoDee3 жыл бұрын
  • Hey, one man's ugly is another man's pride. The word pride can be interchanged with just about anything. Wife, Car, Kids etc

    @phoenixdundee@phoenixdundee3 жыл бұрын
    • But he didn't mention the New Shepard Rocket by Blue Origin.

      @DanielRichards644@DanielRichards6443 жыл бұрын
  • My favorite line was about the Jupiter 3: “It was a frankenrocket served with a massive helping of Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.” LOL!

    @PatrickSwackhammer@PatrickSwackhammer3 жыл бұрын
    • Scott said it looked like someone abused Shuttle leftovers to lift Apollo leftovers into space, or something like that. I think it looks like a mishmash of American space history trying to yeet half a Hindenburg straight into the sun. 09:33

      @achtsekundenfurz7876@achtsekundenfurz78763 жыл бұрын
  • The Atlas: An oversized delivery system for horse tranquilizers The Ariane: I'd never call it ugly The proton: is like something straight out of flash gordon, I actually love it. It's successors demand I take mind bleach. The OTRAG..... I wish there was a time machine to prevent its conception. The scud thing: ugly, the wings save it from being horrid. The conastoga 1620: Scud thing without the wings, looks like a bunch of crayons taped on a sex toy The Aries X-1: "have you seen a buttplug fly?" The SRB-x: social distancing The Jupiter 3: "We need more struts" The navajo cruise missile: flash gordon aesthetic, could easily see it in movie. Me likey a lot. The V-2 hermes: "Kill.....meeeeee" The Goddard prototype: "I did a school project and coined it as a serious science project"

    @fl00fydragon@fl00fydragon3 жыл бұрын
    • I think the Ariane looks interesting the same way the pompidou centre looks interesting.. There is such a thing as 'ínterestingly ugly'

      @timocallaghan4408@timocallaghan44083 жыл бұрын
    • Ariane: the one that shits the bed every time

      @masterman1502@masterman15023 жыл бұрын
    • @Had Tobe WTF have you been smoking?

      @fl00fydragon@fl00fydragon3 жыл бұрын
    • @@fl00fydragon just report him for spam. Poor misguided soul (or troll, don't really care) replies to every comment on this video with the same copy-paste bs

      @vocassen@vocassen3 жыл бұрын
    • @@fl00fydragon what ever it is,... apparently not enough of it!! :D

      @ronschlorff7089@ronschlorff70893 жыл бұрын
  • Scott, you continue to amaze me with your depth of knowledge on orbital mechanics, propulsion systems and space in general. Us space geeks thirsty for knowledge are lucky to have you at our fingertips on you tube. Love all your videos. Keep on keeping on.

    @ryanmcnair3451@ryanmcnair34516 ай бұрын
  • Scott just a thank you you make complex subjects interesting and entertaining. You have a comprehensive grasp of the subject but never let it become of look how clever I am. Keep it up.

    @glennedwards1449@glennedwards14493 жыл бұрын
  • “Worst Looking Rockets ever Designed” I think you forgot to add “Untitled Space Craft”...

    @pinochet3317@pinochet33173 жыл бұрын
    • So Pinochet.. free low earth transits for commies?

      @michaelfoye1135@michaelfoye11353 жыл бұрын
    • Jupiter III is Untitled Space Craft lite

      @ryanspence5831@ryanspence58313 жыл бұрын
    • You just won ksp

      @dosmastrify@dosmastrify3 жыл бұрын
    • @@michaelfoye1135 Yes! But Pinochet’s Commie Control co. is on hiatus due to the COVID-19 Pandemic, we are scheduled for a reopening in March 2021

      @pinochet3317@pinochet33173 жыл бұрын
    • @@pinochet3317 We cannot allow the Chinese Communist Party Virus to stop us.

      @michaelfoye1135@michaelfoye11353 жыл бұрын
  • New Shepard looks like a member.

    @andrephan96@andrephan963 жыл бұрын
    • hah! xD

      @DKTAz00@DKTAz003 жыл бұрын
    • Dr Evil called, he wants his rocket back

      @OnboardG1@OnboardG13 жыл бұрын
    • A member of the "Mile High Club"

      @weschilton@weschilton3 жыл бұрын
    • It need two spherical external tanks at the bottom.

      @kpkndusa@kpkndusa3 жыл бұрын
    • Girthy!

      @catfish552@catfish5523 жыл бұрын
  • Is that Ariane the most Kerbal looking rocket ever? 2 strap on liquid boosters and 2 strap on solid boosters. Actually it looks like a lot of the ones I've built in KSP, go for it ESA!

    @MichaelClark-uw7ex@MichaelClark-uw7ex3 жыл бұрын
  • Thanks Scott for helping expel the excess coffee in my mouth - “it lost the will to live”.

    @cbennet1@cbennet13 жыл бұрын
  • Scott: *dislikes Soviet architecture rocket* Me: “you are accused of anti soviet behavior. The court finds you guilty and sentences you to be shot.”

    @MoonWeasel23@MoonWeasel233 жыл бұрын
    • OUR ROCKETS

      @jm56585@jm565853 жыл бұрын
    • 20 years, straight to gulag!

      @ApocolypseChild@ApocolypseChild3 жыл бұрын
    • What? No Gulag?

      @thenasadude6878@thenasadude68783 жыл бұрын
    • No, sentenced to a Gulag labor camp to make Proton rockets.

      @donjones4719@donjones47193 жыл бұрын
    • "In Soviet Russia, Rocket Fires YOU!" [please tell me I'm not so old that no one gets a Yakov Smirnoff reference]

      @noelwade@noelwade3 жыл бұрын
  • This kind of rocketry is why the adjective "chodely" must exist.

    @dudermcdudeface3674@dudermcdudeface36743 жыл бұрын
    • What would it mean? My brain is way too smooth to comprehend

      @juanandresmendezmartinez8024@juanandresmendezmartinez80243 жыл бұрын
  • Honestly, I've never been able to look at an image of SLS without gagging.

    @BBJBS@BBJBS3 жыл бұрын
    • Huh it looks Nice to me

      @sumreensultana1860@sumreensultana18603 жыл бұрын
    • @@sumreensultana1860 Same

      @bedwarscrypt@bedwarscrypt3 жыл бұрын
    • Me too, but not because of the aesthetics...

      @johnkoenig326@johnkoenig3263 жыл бұрын
    • Orange rocket bad.

      @carljohan9265@carljohan92653 жыл бұрын
    • dude

      @user-un1ge1sv8y@user-un1ge1sv8y2 жыл бұрын
  • Best quote ever: "aesthetically challenged engineers" I just thought about some people at work and had to laught way too hard! Thanks Scott you made my day!

    @FanaticTentacle@FanaticTentacle3 жыл бұрын
  • ‘Apparently at one point during testing they filled this whole thing with vodka’

    @CrowDepartment@CrowDepartment3 жыл бұрын
    • I believe the V-2 flew using ethanol derived from potatoes.

      @williamswenson5315@williamswenson53153 жыл бұрын
    • It was to test the tanks. Couldn't use real fuel or oxidiser as hypergolics are really nasty. Too cold to use water because of risk of it freezing. Solution, use industrial quantities of vodka!

      @owensmith7530@owensmith75303 жыл бұрын
    • @@owensmith7530 Brilliant Russians they were

      @CrowDepartment@CrowDepartment3 жыл бұрын
    • V-2 engineers frequently got drunk on the V-2's 75% ethanol. Not very often people get drunk from drinking rocket fuel. But hey, when you need a drink, you need a drink.

      @MrAzazel666@MrAzazel6663 жыл бұрын
    • "I always wondered where they got the name for SKYY vodka..." No guessing as to how they drained the tanks, nor how long it took. 😉

      @bobblum5973@bobblum59733 жыл бұрын
  • 9:00 You went full Kerbal, man. Never go full Kerbal.

    @ArmandKarlsen@ArmandKarlsen3 жыл бұрын
  • It must be the thousands of hours I've spent in KSP but quite a few of these look pretty good to me. The OTRAG reminded me of my BOB series (Big Orange Box).

    @pierssharpe7123@pierssharpe71233 жыл бұрын
  • 6:48 "when if finally flew, failed, and was aborted, it DID produce some very pretty patterns in the sky" LMAO

    @colinkennedy1718@colinkennedy17183 жыл бұрын
  • Is nobody going to talk about starliner sitting on top of Atlas V?

    @henrychan720@henrychan7203 жыл бұрын
    • Same.

      @InfoPoint_the_best_gamer@InfoPoint_the_best_gamer3 жыл бұрын
    • Shlong with long balls

      @nicolas-he2oe@nicolas-he2oe3 жыл бұрын
  • "Strap-on booster" sounds like something you would find at a sax shop

    @jackmcslay@jackmcslay3 жыл бұрын
    • I've never been in a saxaphone shop.

      @hoghogwild@hoghogwild3 жыл бұрын
    • @@hoghogwild took my line,........ thanks a bunch!! :D LOL

      @ronschlorff7089@ronschlorff70893 жыл бұрын
  • 5:46 *"Or it lost the will to live"* *I might be a rocket*

    @tsonginamo@tsonginamo3 жыл бұрын
    • I was ROTFLMAO when I heard him say that. Now I sincerely hope you're still around to read this reply, josh.

      @nkronert@nkronert2 жыл бұрын
  • I'm sorry dude, but you called some of the coolest rockets ugly! The thing I like most about your channel is that you usually find some very obscure facts or tech that I'd never heard of, and in this episode you shine a light on possibly THE coolest heavy lift launch vehicle I've ever seen in the Jupiter series SDLV! EPIC!

    @lawrencejones1517@lawrencejones15173 жыл бұрын
  • Scott Manley's Rocket Roast... LOL. We could use a little more comedy. :)

    @im_skipachu@im_skipachu3 жыл бұрын
  • I miss the Black Arrow, "The lipstick rocket".

    @Mrcometo@Mrcometo3 жыл бұрын
    • With no visible rocket exhaust, it looks like a self levitating giant lipstick. So cool.

      @owensmith7530@owensmith75303 жыл бұрын
    • The Best looking rocket ever :)

      @prasakmanitou4925@prasakmanitou49253 жыл бұрын
    • A national embarrassment spared...

      @thePronto@thePronto3 жыл бұрын
    • Black Arrow wasn't so bad though. Mostly just the paint scheme was awful.

      @vicroc4@vicroc43 жыл бұрын
  • This is hilarious and brought about several upper stage chuckles. Thanks!

    @jimbultas@jimbultas3 жыл бұрын
  • 7:04 The Ares is quite an interesting rocket to me, I saw its launch way back when I was just getting into rocketry, and to me, it was the coolest looking launch vehicle to ever exist. It's still pretty darn awesome to me even to this day, though my taste in rocket aesthetics has drawn me toward the old Atlas missiles and other rockets of its era.

    @Gapsx1eGewehr@Gapsx1eGewehr Жыл бұрын
  • Anyone who says helicopters fly because they are ugly has never seen an autogyro. Helicopters got nothing on that.

    @vovacat1797@vovacat17973 жыл бұрын
    • No, the rotorsport cavalon is the most beautiful aircraft since the fairy rotordyne.

      @zopEnglandzip@zopEnglandzip3 жыл бұрын
  • How dare you include the Proton in this list mister!!

    @frizzon@frizzon3 жыл бұрын
    • I was a bit surprised at that too. I think it looks pretty cool.

      @Warriorking.1963@Warriorking.19633 жыл бұрын
    • Yes the Proton Looks Cool.But yes,Everyone has their own Reasons.

      @sindhu9084@sindhu90843 жыл бұрын
  • Finding I have to quit half way through any of videos, take a couple days off, then come back and watch it from the beginning all the way through. And I love this channel. I feel as if Robert Heinlein would approve.

    @veramae4098@veramae40982 жыл бұрын
  • Jupiter III: when your only experience with rocketry is in KSP and you want something ridiculously huge

    @TheStarshipGarage@TheStarshipGarage3 ай бұрын
  • You should see my KSP builds. Every thing you dislike about those rockets is incorporated into each one of my designs. Even more horrifically, my planes feature these terrible design choices even more...

    @ricesilew1278@ricesilew12783 жыл бұрын
    • You shoudl see my SSTO, even by ksp standars players wonder how the f it even lift off the ground.

      @ballom29@ballom293 жыл бұрын
  • I've built a couple of these in KSP. It's also good to know that I have the same rocket building strategy as soviet russia did, as in just strap more shit to it until it gets there.

    @potatosordfighter666@potatosordfighter6663 жыл бұрын
  • Ohhh, wow. Jupiter 3 looks cool as hell, what are you on about? Now, that's recycling! The diversity of shapes, sizes and tech! The symmetry! I'm in love.

    @PaulSpades@PaulSpades3 ай бұрын
  • "Whisky Tango Foxtrot". LOL!

    @MarkBarrett@MarkBarrett2 жыл бұрын
  • to give a little credit to Dr. Robert H. Goddard, he was trying to solve a gimbal issue.

    @haugstule@haugstule3 жыл бұрын
    • Why doesn't Goddard have a character in KSP?

      @cocoabutt1711@cocoabutt17113 жыл бұрын
  • I’ve always thought the proton was one of the best looking rockets

    @delphipascal@delphipascal3 жыл бұрын
  • You know when some things are impossible to unsee - well this video. Thanks a bunch Manley ...

    @tma2001@tma20013 жыл бұрын
  • Scott's sense of humor rearing its gorgeous head in this one

    @a-man2246@a-man22463 жыл бұрын
  • First mistake of Scott Manley on youtube: Claiming the Proton as ugly...

    @radiohirsch@radiohirsch3 жыл бұрын
    • Right? I think it's gorgeous! It's that rough industrial look

      @adamswenson1093@adamswenson10933 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah I can't really get behind that one. It looks absolutely beautiful especially at liftoff with those mach-diamonds

      @Barracuda622@Barracuda6223 жыл бұрын
    • agreed!

      @gilbertof2851@gilbertof28513 жыл бұрын
    • i think the earlier version of the proton head look weird as if it's missing plating....tho i guess the tip should be more thermally insulated so i guess it could warranted to look different.

      @TheIcyhydra@TheIcyhydra3 жыл бұрын
    • Yup, I've always found proton launches some of the prettiest out there! I actually find the original R-7 design much uglier due to how squat it was. The Soyuz at least makes up for that though nowadays by having tall slender upper stages

      @andrewbailey7999@andrewbailey79993 жыл бұрын
  • We've lost Scott forever...He's fully committed now to the dark side of "Math" instead of "Maths".....

    @gonufc@gonufc3 жыл бұрын
    • Resistance is futile... But it's still a cob ;)

      @UnclePie-@UnclePie-3 жыл бұрын
    • Is that how it is In England?

      @Shadow_The_Pad@Shadow_The_Pad3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Shadow_The_Pad I live in Ireland, for us it's like saying Physic instead of Physics. Or mathematic. Just wrong. To be fair though, Scott's lived in the US for quite a while, he's put up a good fight.

      @thelegend-e7919@thelegend-e79193 жыл бұрын
    • I heard he walks on sidewalks too and eats biscuits for breakfast. Love you anyway Mr Manley :)

      @PotentiallyAndy@PotentiallyAndy3 жыл бұрын
    • Oh no. My English self is wanting to cry. Not really but yes.

      @3dprintinglife@3dprintinglife3 жыл бұрын
  • Love the subtle humor, great video, thank you.

    @delappe13@delappe133 жыл бұрын
  • Just rewatched this and you the master! I forgot you included Goddard!

    @frankgulla2335@frankgulla23352 жыл бұрын
  • I'm sorry Scott, but that Russian rocket is pure art.

    @Hyperlooper@Hyperlooper3 жыл бұрын
    • I agree; now go to your local museum of "modern art" for confirmation, folks!! LOL :D

      @ronschlorff7089@ronschlorff70893 жыл бұрын
    • @@ronschlorff7089 I see your point. 😂

      @Hyperlooper@Hyperlooper3 жыл бұрын
    • when Sergey Korolyov makes them

      @kommandantgalileo@kommandantgalileo3 жыл бұрын
    • @@kommandantgalileo I wonder what he and Werner would think of Starship? Art Deco? ;D

      @ronschlorff7089@ronschlorff70893 жыл бұрын
    • @@ronschlorff7089 He will be Proud because of the capability and the use for it.

      @sindhu9084@sindhu90843 жыл бұрын
  • To me, the space shuttle itself was the most ridiculous design ever conceived. A bulky, plane-like orbiter riding a giant orange fuel tank into space like a witch on a broomstick.

    @Pongant@Pongant3 жыл бұрын
    • I mean, at least they worked really well

      @theseductivepotato7459@theseductivepotato74593 жыл бұрын
    • For the first shuttle flight they painted the external tank white. They stopped doing that to save weight.

      @CrimsonTemplar2@CrimsonTemplar23 жыл бұрын
    • They killed more crew than any other space vehicle... I mean, it's a kind of high score?

      @LolTollhurst@LolTollhurst3 жыл бұрын
    • @@LolTollhurst It's only because it holds the highest number of people in a crew, capsules only hold 3 people while the space shuttle can have a crew of 7 people

      @theseductivepotato7459@theseductivepotato74593 жыл бұрын
    • @@theseductivepotato7459 if you mean, almost evey launch had or made problems such as dropping foam into the wing, engines not working, thermal protection tiles falling, SRB's heating a Hydrogen tank, no escape tower (that would have saved the challenger). And so on and on.....

      @environmentNow@environmentNow3 жыл бұрын
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you are a brave man Scott!

    @dougaltolan3017@dougaltolan30173 жыл бұрын
  • Just what I needed in these times....hilarious, 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks Scott 👍

    @dogsdinner99@dogsdinner993 жыл бұрын
  • Common Proton looks totally great! Especially engine bay.

    @DenisJurin@DenisJurin3 жыл бұрын
    • Especially when it's not upside down.

      @Bradley_UA@Bradley_UA3 жыл бұрын
  • Thor-Able rocket looks like my electric toothbrush.

    @brycechristensen2296@brycechristensen22963 жыл бұрын
  • I never thought someone would build rockets like I do in KSP xD

    @z0ikar@z0ikar3 жыл бұрын
  • 3:09 it’s the rocket science equivalent of learning that Santa Claus isn’t real

    @oberonpanopticon@oberonpanopticon5 ай бұрын
  • 7:16 "This has the effect of making it resemble a *stick* that has consumed a substantial meal, and is going to spend the next week digesting it!" 🤣🤣 Epic roast!

    @nithinjoseph264@nithinjoseph2643 жыл бұрын
    • "a snake". Scottish accent.

      @CzechMirco@CzechMirco3 жыл бұрын
  • For me the British 'Black Arrow' takes the cake. Someone clearly looked in their wife's handbag for design inspiration!

    @dominicokelly9160@dominicokelly91603 жыл бұрын
    • Or at their over-excited dog.

      @kwerk2011@kwerk20113 жыл бұрын
    • Your wife told me it wore out. Lucky me...

      @thePronto@thePronto3 жыл бұрын
    • @@thePronto And the prize for shit internet comment goes to this guy

      @dominicokelly9160@dominicokelly91603 жыл бұрын
  • Another great video. I love rockets and rocketry. In the Navy, I was around the UUM-44 as a submarine Torpedoman's Mate.

    @michaelnorris6365@michaelnorris63653 жыл бұрын
  • This is basically a rocket roasting compilation. Love it.

    @MrSaemichlaus@MrSaemichlaus3 жыл бұрын
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