How Ultramarines wake up every morning knowing Roboute is the only active loyalist Primarch
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Insert meme title here: How Ultramarines feel every time they hear someone shout 'We march for Macragge!'
Little vid I spent 4 hours putting together on MMD a few weeks back. Ultra-blue boys make for great memes!
We march for demonetization!
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• Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da B...
Here is the MOTION/ANIMATIONS for the dance • MMD - I'm Blue (+Dl)
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As they say if you can't defeat them join them
@@chosenofkhorne2951 don’t forget about papa Smurf and his massive fuck off power gauntlet.
there are some official pictures that make this canon.
Son D. Lollipop I fear not papa smurf I fear that one that shall not be named he is the true god of chaos all those that tried to stop him died or became corrupted by his evil empire of plot armor and Mary sues truly the greatest evil in the world 🌎
In the words of your rivals, who have asked me to do this, "shush"
When other marines call your chapter weak, but at least you still have a dad
That's some serious atmospheric incinerator burn
Well technically they are the strongest because they're the only chapter with a Primarch well at least among the loyalists chapters
@@wiiblii8584 And they have Cato Sicarius the greatest of them all
That burn so good it slapped the black rage out of my blood angels and gave em depression
Savage
The other legions: “That’s why yo codex stupid” Ultramarines: “That’s why yo Primarch dead”
Dead af that crappy weapon HE DIED WITH DAT
Hah! Burn
Dark angels, Salamanders: "that's what you think" Edit: also Space Wolves, Raven Guard, and probably Imperial Fists
@@batnacks VULKAN is in the corner and the lion is waiting for his fast food order
Chaos: "We have plenty of daemon primarchs still active"
Warhammer 40k: a dark depressing universe where millions die everyday The Warhammer community:
Someone’s probably made this joke already
@@supersoldier64 you can't even immagine how many times,but its funny anyway
Ah so THIS is why grandpa emperor sent the ultramarines to have a dance-off with the harlequins
Nice referance
I don't get it.
@@froztbytesyoutubealt3201 its a referance to alfabusas fanmade series If the emperor had a text to speech device
Id watch that
Too bad we will never get to see that actually happen since TTS has been canceled do to GW cracking down on fan projects.
Every ultramarine on Mcraig when papa smurf woke up from his nap.
Papa smurf
Mcraig...
Robot Girlyman awakes from his nap and has ULTRAdepression
Mcraig is the sleeper hit
Thought Marneus Calgar was papa smurf and Roboute Guilliman was grandpa smurf?
Word Bearers: “Your Primarch is a self righteous martinet, doomed to waste his life trying to save a corrupt and tyrannical empire!” Ultramarine: “Your Primarch is Lorgar!” All the other Legions: “Buuuurn!”
What's wrong with lorgar
That was a bigger oof then the burning of Prospero
@@Aceshot-uu7yx first traitor
@@m.taufikfatur603 soo what the primarch of the empouers children was an egocentric @#$!
@@Aceshot-uu7yx not really,lion el jonson is one with a mind tbh amd vulkan too and robot girlyman is you know stereotype i want the best for my kingdom
''Chaos might be strong. But not as strong as family.'' -Roboute Guilliman, Reloading his Vox legi-pattern Arbites.
*Vulkan liked this*
Etz about F A H M L E E
Gotta protect Yvraine somehow
"Did you say family?" * Old vin diesel crashes through the wall with a groundcar*
Black Legionaire: Thats why your imperium failing! Ultramarine: Thats why your primarch dead. Dead as Ollainus.
Where his soul at? What kinda soul does he have?
Did you even get to bury him?
Emotional damage
That's why your warmaster ain't got no arms
@@ra_alf9467 Finally, an opponent of true class!
I wasn't prepared to see an ultramarine dancing to I'm Blue. Today is a good day.
To be not dead
the scary part is, they actually could do it in there armor too...
Indeed good day brotha
@@qwer_yt4822 *POW* You are dead!
It’s even better because if you listen to the song it sounds roughly like “I will beat Abbadon” but if someone had their mouth full while singing it.
At least we know Corvus IS out there beating up Lorgar. The Raven Guard can sleep well
I don't think they sleep too well getting bodied by tau
@@TheHandofDestiny to be fair its Tau, fuckers have bullshit grade plot armor that rivals that of ultramarines of the matt Ward era
We know that the lion is still alive at least too, even if he's taking a hardcore power nap
Vulgan is somewhere absolutely obliterating elder children
@@TheHandofDestiny oi, watch it, heretic. You’ll never know when Dad will come for your neck again.
When your Primarch is the only one trying to actually help lead the imperium instead of switching sides, dying, or fucking off to parts unknown on some depression/revenge quest.
Tbf he is already on a depression quest called restoring to imperium and cry as he needs to put in all the f*cking paperwork
At least Vulkan, Corvus nor Jaghatai are banging elf prophets
@@patximartel O.o so your kink shaming papa smurf
@@patximartel Cuz they can't pull bitches.
@@patximartelSo what you're telling me is that they get no bitches either? Got it.
> Blood Angels start succumbing to Black Rage just to see daddy once. :(
RIP our glorious hawk boi
What the Iron Hands think every legion was doing during Isstvan V
While ignoring that Corvus almost 1v1ed Lorgar and Vulkan and his sons tanked a nuclear strike during the battle.
@@filwilliamson9149 yea but ferrus died and we can't let the other legions live that down
@@ayyys-u3362 fair
GOOD ONE!
@@filwilliamson9149 they didn’t tank it all the salamanders died bar Vulkan lol
Vulkan just went out to get some smokes hell be back....right? RIGHT????
But vulkan doesnt smoke ...wait
@@mcapollodiomedes3620 He smokes North Pole elves...
He'll be back once we find the 9 artifacts. It's not like he hid them or anything...
@@kristopherb He spent a long time setting up this scavenger hunt for his sons and he’s isn’t coming out from behind the curtain to surprise them until they find every last one!
@@pretzelbomb6105 its a fun game of hide and seek with his sons
“Look, Leman just needed some milk from his local WolfMart, okay? He’s coming back…”
"I mean a "tree of life" or whateve he said about what he was looking for cant be that hard to find right? Yea he'll come back soon you hear"
There is a lack of wolf words in this wolf chat about the space wolves..............wolf
No enough wolfs
Terrifyingly, they can actually move this easily in their armor
POV Your a tau fighting a Damocles crusader who just learnt he’s dad no longer has Alzheimers and woke up:
They can't, hence the visual clipping. But 40k isn't science fiction, it's just fantasy in space.
Hey come on, corax is Alive, unlocked his devil trigger and is bullying lorgar.
so is vulkan
@@lunartorch7871 VULKAN LI-IVES!
OMG thats such a cool way of putting it tho.
@@tylerian4648 *Stomp* Stomp* VILKAN LI-IVES *Stomp*stomp*
@@tylerian4648 calm yourself spacemarine
Hay Sanguineous is literally bringing his kids back to life and functioning to an extent as an astronomicon
not even in death does a fathers duty end
@Migurl Perez When did Sanguinius go from being a Greater Daemon to part of The Astronomicon?
@@thechazz3230 when we find out that since the astronomicon isn’t working on the blood angels part of the galaxy the sanguinor who is an extension of Sanguineous is functioning as a psudo astronomicon for the BA and there successors. It’s wired but a lot of what happened involving the great rift abs the split of the galaxy is wired the writers had to think of something and warp entity Sanguineous was just sitting there so they capitalized on what they had. I don’t think they thought about what it would directly imply later down the road since I don’t think godbight was really in the world back when this came about. But unless it’s corrected the Big E abs Sanguineous are functioning in very similar ways Sanguineous to a lesser degree making him more akin to a demon primarch/demon prince than a full warp god/psudo god , since he is the second most worshiped thing in the imperium god worshiped at an even larger scale than guillerman and the big blue boy was even changed by worship. Sanguineous basically has the collective force of Christmas behind him in a 40K wirhip type of way added on to the worship he already received and even some of the necrons venerate him (not as a god but still) all of this was stated in the lore after the devastation of Baal bits here abs there some in darkness in the blood some in some codex’s ect.
Ultramarines: "Haha our primarch is revived and still ac- wait dad why are you looking down the barrel of that bolter?"
Corvax would the one to do that
@@attackfleed1301 have you seen gulimans mental state
Send in the big tiddie space elf GF to ease his suffering for a bit
@@izukurinnvarris7797 very well for a person used to the 32 milenium who wake up in the 41 milenium
@@lordofshades9852 All hail shade lord, lord of the shades
When Matt Ward is confirmed to be writing your next Codex.
@Javsco Why? Don't you want to be THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL again? I kid I kid.
That means they’re going to be the next most hated group.
Matt ward is a greater threat to the 40k universe than chaos
@@plankthereturn Honestly, he's mellowed out some from what I've seen. He had a significant hand in writing Battlefleet Gothic 2 and Vermintide 2, and is going to be involved in Darktide.
@@plankthereturn Our Spiritual Liege wasn't that bad all things considered. He did give us Trazyn the Infinite.
“Your primarch is still lost in the warp? Damn, that must suck for you.”
Ultamarines when Yvraine cures their dad's ULTRAdepression.
Well... Lion stopped hitting the snooze button.
"Hey, ultramarine you and your lot are a bunch of milksops ." "Well at least my father is not having a nap right now"
no if you stop and think the others chapters are a bunch of unstable weirdos
Nobody would need a nap now if they had just finished a 10,000 year nap! 😝
"Well at least my dad is not an alcoholic and is sleeping through his hangover"
More like "Hey at least our dad came back from the milk shop".
Oh you an NC?
Lion El Johnson waking up from his slumber: Who has awakened the ancient one?
KZhead recommendations brought me back to request a Dark Angel dancing with him.
"What about the Dark Angels?" "Who do you think is playing the music?"
I mean The Dark Angel's have the Lion, hes just very tired and needs to sleep for another 1000 years
I mean the UltraMarines had their boi sleeping half dead in a stasis field too . All of the loyalist chapters minus the iron hands have some chance of their primarch returning .
@@dankmemes7796 Yeah, but the Lion is such a Chad that he sleeps without the Stasis field, as far we know. At least the Lion wasn't practically killed, the Lion was just put in a medical coma.
@@darkinnovator2479 he needs to wake TF up tbh .
@@dankmemes7796 The Emperor needs to project a psychic shriek into his bedroom. Although with Luther free, mayhaps it is but a matter of time?
@@dankmemes7796 I just want my primarch 😔
Now the ultramarines win every argument with “at least we have a primarch”
ULTRASMURFS BEEN REAL QUIET LATELY.
*Lion El' Johnson enters the chat*
Why do i feel like they ACTUALLY do this? Like, they actually do this everyday in universe and play this. With the power armor too.
They do have a just dance poster. if you want to see it just type in google ultramarine dance search in images
Same
Ancient song ritual.
The Ultramarines are the greatest of them all. Did you really think that only applied to battle?
Aw man fr. Can't stand Smurf simps
Update: Lion El Jonson is back now
Lion'el: SUP DARK ANGELS: HAPPY WELSH NOISES
Salamanders, Dark Angels, Imperial fists and Space wolves hopefully in the future:
When yours is the only primarch who’s not a traitor, corpse or coward 2023 Edit: CORRECTION, one of the TWO primarchs who are not traitor, corpses or cowards. Fuck yeah, Lion!
Isn't Dorn more M.I.A. than confirmed dead?
Brave words when you're within wolfing distance.
@@averyclevername9012 eeeeh Kurze saw a vision of him and specifically said that he saw Dorn die. In this same scene, he saw accurate visions of Fulgrim, Ferrus manus and Lorgar’s futures.
Rogal Dorn is in the imperial palace disguised as a centurion.
Or missing. Corvus Corax is canonically alright but in the warp and nobody from the loyalists knows that.
And then... Sleepy lion wakes up
Dark Angels: Not anymore Blueberries
Not to mention he's the only Primarch who finally fulfilled his Father's mission: Get a big tiddy Eldar GF. It's why he was trying to complete the Imperial Webway project after all.
Easier access to eldar women and saving mankind was a bonus reward but main goal was eldar gf
@@thebighurt2495 makes sense
@@thebighurt2495 damn that actually sounds amazing and solves problems of both races.
Inquisitor… these comments right here
The lion: *wakes up*
"Active" isn't quite true, like we know where Corax is, he's shoving Lorgar into a locker.
Leman Russ may be considered active too, depending on what he has been up to. Think it's the same for Jaghatai
The story takes place literally right after the heresy, we don’t know where Corax is
@@sosocorny9877 "Right after heresy" - Corax hadnt went into the Eye of Terror until like 100 years afterwards and I seriously doubt he mutated there overnight.
@@patrikgrulich2 the story takes place shortly after the heresy, 100 years is pretty fucking short
Corvus - bullying Lorgar Jagathai Khan - taking a nap in the Warp Ferrus Manus - maybe we can make him a Dreadnought? Sanguinius - DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT Dorn - ? Vulkan - ? Leman Russ - ? Guilliman - ascended Have I forgotten someone?
Dark angels : F***ing clowns, behold the Lion !
Oh...Not anymore.
The Dark Angels are currently rehearsing their own dance routine
We are back
Dark Angels: 😂
When you're the only Space Marines that has a Mom and Dad
Who the mom
you mean step-mom? lmao
@@Aceshot-uu7yx he’s referring to Tarasha Euston, Guilleman’s mother that raised him on macragge.
@@OmniGSage Gullian doesn't see the empouer as his father.
@@Aceshot-uu7yx I think it's a meme about Guilliman and Yvraine?
Somewhere in Maccrage, there's a bar named Blue Ballin', playing only this song for ultramarine
its 'The Blue Oyster bar' and its members only!
@@Duppyman695 Ahh, I heard they serve sushi.
not anymore brother.....not anymore
POV: YT recommended this after the lion woke up
Drip 🥶🥶🥶🥶
Lion saves the day
NOT ANYMORE!
Now wake up and realise The Lion is back and ready to wreck ass. And is also older than Malcador for some reason.
The power of logistics and administration
Meanwhile Dark Angels be like, "Whether the Lion is back or not, we don't dance."
The Lion watching this like
Dorn is alive! * mumbles something about The siege of terra and not being able to help *
I'm almost wanted to write comment about most talented fortification architect, and then I saw your comment
Dorn is Schrodinger's Primarch
@@naxanra8736 but the comment wasn't about Perturabo
Dorn is dead… in pretend.
@@OmniGSage no Alpharius (Omegon?) is
I wanna believe his feet are making these loud stomp and clanging noises during his dance.
Space Wolf: Your Primarch is a coward. Ultramarine: At least my Primarch didn't run off from our Chapter into an Eye of Terror. Salamander: Your Chapter lacks empathy. Ultramarine: And yours lacks a Primarch.
White Scars: (Machine Recording) The person that you are calling is currently outside of service area. Please try again later.
Burn
Then you just have the imperial fist laughing in the background as Gman slowly turns into dorne
@@itsZach05 Ultramarine: I want you to know that out of all the other first founding chapters in the imperium. I trust you the most. Please tell the black Templars to stop trying to exterminate our chapters mom. She’s helping dad through his ULTRAdepression.
@@blademaker9843 you think they listen to anyone?
time's up smurf, lion's back
Well, now that the Lion is back, you should make another video titled: How Ultramarines & Dark Angles wake up every morning knowing both their dads are the only active loyalist primarchs
But blood angel and iron hnd will cry every morning because they know that their primach will never return
@@khadajhin1639 While blood angels are the only ones who get to see horus. Unlike everyone else!
The lion is a heavy sleeper, just give him a minute
because the Lion would beat Girlyman in a dance off all day every day!
Just two more weeks bro
@@jordankristoff5406 every body likes a lie in, but Mr El'Johnson is taking the piss!
*When all of Vulkhan’s artifacts are found* Vulkhan: Through the power of friendship I have returns. Roboute come here and give me a hug! Roboute: No no that’s quite alright Vul… GHA HA !!! MY SPINE!!! I’M GONNA BE IN THAT DAMN ARMOR FOR ANOTHER 1000 YEARS!!!
Magnus: welcome to the club gulliman
who doesn't love a hug
@@vulkanlives3821probably those with weak spines
in the words of reggie. "not anymore"
If I must like one thing about the genetically modified blue man group, it's Robute. Dudes a beast.
He kind of has to be at this point. He's the only one left. A badass top tier level primarch, but... the ONLY primarch. If only beloved Rogal didn't fuck off into the fight... imagine Rogal AND Bobby G together during the Indomitus Crusade?
The Lion have returned!
The party is over. The lion is back, baby. Finally the smurfs have competition.
Random ultramarine: "weve had ours longer, and yall still need a dance to be competition"
If your not first your last, can't stop won't stop the mean blue machines.
Who else is here after the Lion woke up?
Me
Me too
Me too
However we can't still call the Lion "active" per se, just like stalking people in the forest or something...
@@animeturnMMD He is back, The Lion returned to the Dark Angels and gave them hell for their damn "Fallen" purging crusades and Some new rules for the Chapter Itself. All the "Fallen" Dark Angels Are now back as they were and fully endorsed by Big Daddy Lion Himself so they cant argue
This needs to be louder, I can't hear it over the Linkin Park blasting out of the shattered husk of Caliban.
you can hear that? i can't hear diddly shit over the sabaton beaming out from Cadia.
@@BeansAndWeens Winged Hussars but its a sad balade from the Blood Angels about how they dream that their angel daddy comes back.
@@abpire no, i think that the final stand would work better. as for the space wolves, where the wild wolves have gone by powerwolf
That... sounds like some SLAANESHI HERESY
@@DxSkeith look Big E didnt forbid music, he knows better if thats heresy or not, just keep under watch just in case it turns into a cult
Lion may be the greatest and most loyal of the Primarchs, but even he would admit that Guilliman waking first was the best possible thing for the Imperium.
Team green entered the floor
Vulkan lives? Or it's just Lion?
*Laughs in Dark Angel*
Wait till they hear about the Lion’s return
Lion’El would like a word.
When Captain Titus is back after 10 years
Well... well... well. The dark angels send their regards. Regards.
*The Lion has entered the chat*
Can we get dark angels dancing now that the lion is back?
I wonder how they dance to the lions return 🤔🤣😅
SO how do they dance NOW?
Alternate title: Matt Ward doing his morning stretch in his pyjamas.
* Laughs in risen *
Dark Angel: *BET*
The Lion woke up from his sleep heard ya talking shit to his kids.
They’re not dancing anymore!
Ah so this is what happened when the Emperor sent the ultra marines to the webway to outdance the best Harlequin dancers
Yup
Here for the Green Boys celebrating Lion's return
To think that this was my first exposure to Warhammer, and now I'm obsessed with the lore.
Should someone tell them about the Lion.
Meanwhile Dark Angels: *Blasting Crab Rave to celebrate the Lion's return*
Dark Angels:Not only you have a dad *shows to ultramarines*
i suddenly have the urge to wake up the lion just to rub it in the Ultramarine's faces
Pour water in his ear, trust me, it'll wake him up. If it doesn't, try acid, he should be fine after a second or two
*looks for recording of Conrad Cruze
The Lion comes back, and just stares down Guilliman. "Brother, I see through thy shit. I shall always, see through thy shit. So please, stop trying to bullshit me."
"Look guys our daddy woke up and now he has 4 daddies. What, you thought we were loyalists? Naaah do we look like Alpha Legion to you?" Every Dark Knight so far
@@AceSlaanesh If the Lion fell to Chaos, the Imperium is done. He would be worse than goddamn Horus, because the Lion is an instinctual genius. And also, if you consider the Chapters of the Unforgiven essentially being a Space Marine Legion in all but name, yeah... Fortunately, the Emperor has more faith in the Lion, Dorn and Russ than he did in Guilliman. And it is reflected in the Lion's abject acceptance of destroying his own Legion to ensure his wayward brothers "kneel once more to the power on Terra".
Love it. Personnally I find it even funnier knowing it's a song about being depressed.
In an hilarious turn of events this has been on my recommended for the past few days now
Lion El'Johnson: hold my beer
And technically the heir to the Imperium as well😂. So they’d be quite happy. This is also pretty damn good
My dad is still around hes just a super ghost punching tyranids in the nuts
Ok Blood Angel
This is funny in retrospect
You should update this to include a dark angel. And then just do that every time a primarch comes back.
When your Daddy Primarch alive, and also smartest, coolest, richest and LAST HOPE OF THE MANKIND!!!
Smartest? That's the Lion, literally without trying. Coolest? Probably, Jaghatai. Richest? Probably, Corax. Last Hope for Mankind? That's Dorn, hiding as a Centurion within the Imperial Palace and his adamant rejection of the Codex with the "Last Wall" Protocol!
@@darkinnovator2479 why is corax rich tho
@@nickkohlmann His Homeworld is a moon orbiting a Forge World. Guilliman's greatest wealth, is the quantity of recruits for his Legion.
@@darkinnovator2479 Fair. Still, pretty sure corax has other traits like being the most skilled in ambushes/sneaky/ most precise and silent etc
@Mialisus Sounds like excuses, lol. The Astral Claws were Ultramarines, so they are not immune to treason. The Ultramarines only became large because they absorbed the Lost Legions and can recruit from 500 Worlds. Even then, if the Legions were reformed, the whole of the Unforgiven would be the Second largest Legion. The Ultramarines copied from the other Legions, the Codex Astartes was written out of part necessity and part spite, due to Guilliman being jealous of the Lion and the First Legion. And the Primaris irritate me, it's fortunate they are made of ALL Gene stock and therefore also reinforce the other Primogeitor Legions. The Dark Angels versus the Ultramarines would be like the Commonwealth versus America, the Ultramarines have the advantage in a war of attrition but the quality of the Angels would kill them in droves. Not to mention a lot of Primarchs and other Legions are VERY suspicious of Guilliman's ambition.
Every other Chapters: Do you guys have Vampire powers? Werewolf powers? Anything???? Ultramarines: Do you have a Dad?