Why Honey Badgers Don't Fear God or Lions
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I heard you rarely give pins is it true?
Lmao
Bruh
Ey Yo Got Pinned, You damn Mad Lad
Dang bro nice
You did it
Interviewer: "So, how come you guys keep getting into trouble and surviving?" Honey Badger: "Death can have me when it's earned me."
I see you, Kratos. XD
Dies to a lion the next day
This! This is my favorite 😂😂😂
Are you sure All these buffsand still lose@@arpansaha2111
adds "death can have me when it's earned me" to list of cool lines to use someday
“If violence doesn’t solve all your problems, it’s just because you’re not using enough of it” - Honey Badgers
"need more violence"
😂😂😂😂
Like nr 420 here. BLAZE IT.
@@despair_ts1823 and cowbell
bro I mean like bro can an eagle even kill it? im putting up my middle finger to the honey badger
Pacifist: violence is never the answer Moderate: violence can be the answer at times Honey badger: THERE IS NO OTHER ANSWER BUT VIOLENCE
Honey badger: violence is the question and the answer is always... ""YES!""
Wolverine : VIOLENCE!! 🔥🔥🔥
Honey Badger: Fuck peace we want war
Peace was never an option
😂😂😂❤❤❤!!!
Honey badger every morning: "GOD has allowed me to live another day and I will make it EVERYONE'S problem!"
Honestly same
Seriously, that honey badger that nearly got mauled to death by lions and as soon as he got better he went back to settle the score is honestly the most badass thing I’ve ever heard an animal do
"and I'll do it again."
That little escape artist is legendary. But this was the first I heard they'd gotten him a mate who joined in the fun. Great video.
I just imagine him breaking back into the lion pin screaming "Surprise Motherf*ka!" XD
Nearly dying is a personal insult, not a lesson apparently.
Lions: Wait....why did boss music just start playing?
Went to a rehab sanctuary in South Africa. And out of every animal the keepers fed, the Honey Badger was the one animal they threw the meat in and just 🏃💨
“Ight, imma head out” -feeder
@@seabass1428 pretty much
@TommyGaming 🅥 stop spamming
@@sr_cln don't feed these trolls, report them and go on your merry way
That's cos dead meat feels no pain and isn't intimidated like live meat is lol. Even cats are bastards just for fun sometimes, a honey badger is like that all the time!
I've seen them back up a group of lions, so they're definitely fearless. There was one on another documentary that went to attack the safari jeep. It was freaking hilarious to watch them stay put for a charging elephant, and curious lions, but hightail it the hell outta dodge once the honey badger was running after them. The guy said they could easily destroy the tires. They're crazy.
7:18 I’m glad you mentioned the wolverines, one of my favourite homeland 🇨🇦 animals. They’ve been known to kill like 6-7 deer one right after another, without stopping in between to eat any of them. Obviously this is a possible strategy because of the freezing temperatures here. They bury the deer and eat them frozen. It’s literally the Canadian hinterland’s version of shopping at Costco, lol.
Or they're just natures psychotic serial killers. There's the distinct possibility.
oh my god that’s metal
Wolverine: “Yes, that is exactly what is happening because it is strategic. Definitely not wanton violence for no reason”
"there's no church in a wild and hell is not a consequence" is such an insane line
My favorite line. Preaching the truth of nature.
I agree
@@Dark_Harmony The truth of the world. Hell is not a consequence for anybody because it simply does NOT exist.
@@lilsavdabest yeah believe that
@@lilsavdabest My near death experience tells me differently, but it is strange that humans have adapted a religious belief, while animals probably haven't.
“…but honey badgers don’t care. They live life balls first with no fear of consequences.” In the right hands this philosophy is gold.
That's a very brown profile pic you got there
I'm glad someone else appreciates the poetry that is that line. 😊
Hitler and Stalin: that's what I said
"Honey badger dont care... Honey badger dont give a fuck"
Honey badgers scare me
Your advertisement was so smooth, I not only didn't see it coming, I didn't realise you weren't talking about real ants, let alone forgetting you were originally talking about honey badgers.
Yeah I watched half of it not thinking it was an ad and once it dawned on me I watched the rest of it out of respect for being played like that
Been singing the honey badger's praise for years. Folk never believe me, 'til they check up. Thanks for uploading!
Did these people never watch Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit?
"Honey Badgers are double stuffed with audacity." Guy definitely has a way with words.
Imagine escaping your enclosure & purposely letting yourself be recaptured by the folks working there just so you can break out once again
Lions are more likely to be injured in a wildebeest or water buffalo encounter. The badgers don't have much meat and not worth their time. But they will dispatch them rather quickly if they are starving.
Skunks on PCP
no but there is a pattern here. looks like an oreo = *will* wake up and choose violence orcas, honey badgers, zebras.....the list goes on
They don't want peace, they seek conflict
Honey Badger: "It only takes one bullet" Three lions: "You ain't got the nerve" Honey Badger: "Try me"
Frick yea
Fleetwood Mac - The Chain starts playing
@@paladinocomentarista9057 Dante's music DMC 5
Hitting everyone with that Rango reference. What a spicy gamer
Rattle Snake Jake!
Your interest in animals is commendable. Your fast pace and humor is the bomb.
"Despite my lack of emotion I find that adorable" You are delightfully quotable 😂
*"I DON'T WANT PEACE, I WANT PROBLEMS, ALWAYS!"* honey badger, probably
Probably? Honey badgers DO want problems lmao
CHAOS!
Sounds like some people I've encountered in life🤬
Or, "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
Definitely not probably
Lions, hyenas and wild dogs: Hunt in pack to maximize their chances at catching a prey. Leopards and panthers: Hide and wait for the right moment to jump on their preys. Honey badgers: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD !!!
Honey badgers toss their leftovers to Khorne and make Gork their b***h.
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
CHAOS SHALL CONSUME YOU!
I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME!
@@lukedeakin7124 It is a GOOD pain!
The guy holding the badger in the beginning of the video is Dr. Ross Bernstein..Had the pleasure of working with him a few years ago, and still good friends today.. he's a great vet.
Is he okay? That cut off seemed extremely painful. 😬
My Dad related to me an experience when he was a young man. He had hit a Badger with his car one night. It appeared that the Badger had been killed. Dad picked it up and tossed in the trunk, planning to save it's pelt. The next morning he went to remove the body from the trunk. However, he encountered one extremely upset Badger. Undeterred, Dad manged to get it into a burlap sack and subsequently, into a thick hardware cloth cage. He placed the cage into the tool shed in the backyard and went to retrieve some water and food for it. Ten minutes later when he returned. The Badger had ripped through the cage with ease and was digging a hole to China. Dad grabbed a shovel and proceeded to catch up. He said he would repeatedly get close enough to grab the Badger by the tail and lift it up out of the hole. But it would spin and try to bite his hand. Causing him to let go and the digging contest would resume. After fifteen minutes of this competition and several tail grabs. Dad said he was getting a bit tired and subsequently, decided to just leave the shed door open. And upon checking later. The Badger had returned itself to it's natural habitat. I was like six years old when he relayed the story. I was on the edge of my seat. He had grown up catching Rattle Snakes by hand in the Mojave Desert, just for fun.
“If orcas are homicidal sea oreos, then honey badgers are double-stuffed with audacity.” 😂😂😂
Dude's a poet.
And the lion guard gets it wrong
And that was the moment at which I clicked Subscribe. No idea what took me that long TBH
This one was what did it 😂
This dude has some zingers he said one about reptile dysfunction..I think when otters kills alligators, the gators, being cold blooded quickly become exhausted entering a state of "reptile dysfunction"
"Otters have the lowest morality but the highest intelligence" There's a pattern here
Any animal with high intelligence (besides elephants, of course) usually has a huge morality deficit, especially dolphins & humans.
@@zsu-23-4shilka2 idk male Elephants will will go in killing rampages during mating season particularly towards Rhinos
@@Loganbub to be fair, elephants in musth are roid rage incarnate
Y'all realize that humans are the only creatures (besides blue whales weirdly, but they do some heinous shit to) who have morals or display purely altruistic behavior. So were actually the nicest animals with the highest morality because there is no competition.
@@shaeby8123 Wrong. I'm not sure if that's more arrogant or ignorant but anybody who has eyes can see what we are doing to the world and wild animals. There's nothing altruistic about how many species we have driven to extinction.
A friend of mine was staying in the Kruger and had made a massive pot of stew for the next day. A couple of honey badgers used the kitchen drawers as steps up into the counter and ate the whole damn lot. Not a drop left. She got it on video and it’s one of my favourite stories.
“I have chosen violence. I crave violence, mother.” --Honey Badgers Everywhere 💀
Honey badgers are an inspiration. We could learn a lot from them.
Well Florida did learn from them
@@realo3503 Oh the truth in this statement. I Don't even lived there just traveled thro. N damn
noooooot the best values most of times...
Lesson 1: When in a fight, clamp your jaws around the other guy's family jewels. Whatever he learns from that, his adopted kids will too
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You always pick such a fantastic note to end on: "The strength and durability of a Wolverine, the intelligence and lack of morality of an otter, and the sheer coke-fueled willpower of a stoat" is just such an epic turn of phrase. But then, the Honey Badger deserves it.
Why does that sound like something I'd hear as the parody intro to a cartoon?
Yet the Wolverine inspired a Canadian Anti Hero with blades coming out of his fist and a healing factor
That has to be on a zoology textbook
Ratel gee nie 'n fok om nie
Glad you acknowledged wolverines. Whenever I see people describing honey badgers, I think of wolverines, since I'm much more familiar with them. I once got spooked in a forest at night. I heard a nasty growl, low to the ground, right in front of me. It wasn't a wolf or any of the usual suspects. Since it was dark, I couldn't see it either and I didn't have a light on hand. There were only two creatures I figured could make the sound: a raccoon dog or a wolverine. If it was the former, I'd have driven it a way, but I didn't dare risk play chicken, if it turned out to be a wolverine, so I noped out. I never found out exacly what it was. Raccoon dogs are another weird creature I don't hear much about on the internet.
I want the confidence, determination, and just straight up lack of self preservation of a honey badger
The fact that honey badgers have the sheer audacity to get mad at jaguars for catching them. It's beautiful
Er ... honey badgers live in Africa and India; jaguars live in South America. Unless we have a new species of sea-going jaguars, I think you've got them mixed up with leopards.
@@DieFlabbergast I am going to eat your dog
@@DieFlabbergast 😂
@@DieFlabbergast Honestly the only thing preventing Jaguars from swimming to new continents is the sheer distance. Those cats are alarmingly adept in the water.
We have a phrase about that. "The thief yells back at the police." Pretty sure a lot of people would understand what that means if they've lived in or even close to a poor neighborhood.
I just love how some animals on this planet, they just kind of exist minding their own business. And then there's the ones that are just... unbridled earth shattering rage incarnate.
God woke up and had to make something to represent cod gamers.
@@doot7730 so He woke up and chose violence without doing actual violence?
Incels, losers, haters and simps... All of them together
@@doot7730 Or they got bored and decided to make something to troll the other creations.
@@doot7730 But he realized he's gone too far, so he stays on heaven, afraid of what he's done.
The weasel family are the badasses of the animal kingdom. If short tailed weasels were the size of dogs and weighed about 60 pounds, nothing would survive. And I'm going to challenge about Mustelidae-they are insanely smart. I owned ferrets from 1986 to 2018.
This is both educational and legit hilarious. You're changing the nature documentary game bro
Some researchers from Alaska had trackers on wolverines and one apparently wanted to cross a mountain range so bad that it literally climbed 15k feet and made it to the other side by the next morning. This all happened during winter, clearly only a wolverine is crazy enough to try that.
Wolverines shock researchers constantly......and yet there exists little research on them. They don't like to be found. They also seem to inherently understand certain traps. They are the serial killer that is hyper paranoid. Only the ravens truly understand.
I've heard they can literally kill bears in their sleep. So while they're hibernating, they literally assassinate them
o.o
pure crackhead determination
@@Thulgore “only the ravens truly understand”. You’re awesome
Honey badgers deserve to be seated on the roundtable of black air force activity
Grow a mustache and you will be there to
Ah, cjdachamp
hello again
Alongside the Orca, the Hippo, the African Cape Buffalo, and the Polar Bear.
Honey badgers should be raised similar to military dogs for going against infantry. Nobody would expect it
Honey Badger: No! Violence is never the answer! People: Aw so sweet! Honey Badger: It’s the solution
Love your channel. Well researched and nice delivery
Honey Badgers can be huge menaces for farms in South Africa. A high-school college of mine had a honey badger attack his uncle's truck on their farm. Ripped up the front tire. He tried kicking it and hitting it with a pipe and it did nothing. They resorted to shooting it with a small caliber pistol. It stopped it, but didn't kill it. The bugger just walked away like nothing happened.
Honey Badger: ok I know you shot me but I'm gonna choose to keep living instead of dying ok? Uncle: WTF NO!!
He just went in to commit attrition. There was no good intent behind it, he just wanted beef.
@@yoboikamil525 cuz he thicq
Honey Badger: Death us a choice THAT I REJECTED
Honey Badger to himself when he woke up that day: Know what would be really funny? _Violence._
"Top percentile of animal intelligence" "Immediately tried to get back into the lion enclosure to settle the score"
He knew what he was getting back into. He just didn't give a fuck.
Shit man people do this too and we are leagues and bounds more intelligent than even the smartest animal. Get put in the hospital? Some might avoid further confrontation... But some, myself included, will come back for blood.
Being smart and not giving enough sht about life are 2 different things.
If Stoffel could speak, I'm willing to bet he was screaming "Vendetta! Vendetta!" as he was walking back into the lion enclosure.
Stoffel was intelligently thinking all the possible ways to get sweet, delicious revenge 😈☠
this ad transition was the smoothest thing I have ever watched.
I ❤ this guy. He Definitely does his homework when it comes to his videos. Good stuff thank you.
A wolverine killing a polar bear has got to be the most impressive thing I've heard in a while.
Look at one. It doesn't surprise me at all, they're Hellions. They're very, very well equipped, nothing for them to make a snack out of White tail deer or hell even an Elk.
@@LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Ittob-but have you seen the polar bear?
@@selfimprovement5873 don't be stupid.
@@selfimprovement5873 you want to be the one to try throwing hands with the Caucasian bear?
Yeah honey Badgers are pretty much mini wolverines in my eyes.
Life said “you’re going to die today” The honey badger said “not without you”
Life said “you’re going to die today” The honey badger said “Who decided that?” FTFY
@@rodlurks66 eyyyyyyy escanooooor
"What do we say do the God of death?" Badger: "Not today."
So romantic.
"You're comin with"
Bro, I love your stuff. You do great work, and obviously do your research. Keep it up and thank you.
Perfect mix of wit and solid information in this video. So many great one-liners. Thanks for the great video!
Best quote about mustelids I've encountered. "I love mustelids in all forms. They were basically natures attempt to make the murderiest shape possible and the results was a tube with fangs."
A tube with legs and fangs lmao
Tubes with fangs are snakes
@@Louis_2568 those are wires with fangs
@@diegobrando8160 wires with fangs would be worms or like wormey insects
@@Louis_2568 That's a noodle with fangs
Ah, yes, the honey badger. One of the only animals alive who's personality and overall demeanor can best be described as a permanent case of Jack Nicholson's _"Here's Johnny!"_ moment from The Shining.
Honey badgers have doom guy syndrome
@@yt45204 Honey Badger: *[Just walks into the room smiling like a complete psychopath and holding an axe]* "Wendy, I'm home."
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I used to hunt with ferrets when I was a kid, they're the same but smaller. I've seen ferrets attack dogs that are like 20 times their size. All the mustelidae are the same
Best comment I read today
One of the most enjoyable videos I've seen in a long time! Great work!
I can’t stop watching this channel! What a great sense of humour!
"Crackhead courage" Man's a wordsmith
😂😂😂
Nah hes just a witness, called the hood.
Yo, he said" felony ferret🤣"
@@kylesnuffleupagus8591 i believe this is also a hood phrase lmao
They're Michael Reeves spirit animal 😂😂
I firmly believe that honey badgers have a hive mind that lets every single one know every single time they’ve been disrespected in even the slightest way since they first showed up on the earth thus fueling them with rage gathered over an untold amount of generations.
“Jesus! What’s you’re problem with me!?” “YOUR GREAT-GREAT-GREAT GRANDUNCLE BIT MY NEPHEWS COUSINS UNCLES ROOMMATE, HE WAS A FUCKING HONEY BADGER AS WELL”
oML
@@jackdamascus4506 they're favorite line is family
Vin Diesel is Honey Badger confirmed?
Of course, the book of grudges
Dude. First video of yours I've watched. Your delivery is imaculate, and hilarious. Thank you. 😆
So glad I've stumbled upon your channel! Lots of great info and giggles, thank you! :-)
Cowardice is bred into most predators, because even a minor injury can mean death. Honey badgers and wolverines are exceedingly hard to kill, let alone seriously injure. They also have the wickedest bite in the animal kingdom. That little stoat kills the hare with a bite through the skull or spine. Unadulterated aggression has kept the species around for a million years.
With no fucks given, you'd be surprised by what you can do.
Same thing goes for crocs, but less than that black air force dog.
Actually not really. The most dangerous nonvenomous bite in the animal kingdom is probably the komodo dragon. You get bitten by one of those, and you die as surely as if it did have venom. After that, there's the hippopotamus. They kill tens of thousands of people every year. In terms of bite pressure, rats are the winner. Honey badgers and wolverines aren't even unique in being able to bite through skulls, that's the favored method of killing of jaguars.
Caution instead of cowardice
@@medexamtoolsdotcom No..hippos dont kill "tens of thousands" of people a year. Lol wtf did you make that up for?
I did not plan to watch this full video but your skill with delivery and speed of such was so impressive that I subscribed.
this is empowering.... I want to have a honey badger's attitude in life. so brave- fixated on goals- trend setters !!
Man said "wild dogs are efficient at cancelling life subscriptions". That had me cracking up.
Lmao me too
Lmao that was 🔥
He did say a lot of things that had me laughing
They have the highest kill rate of all animals at 84%
new here?
All this has taught me is that if I'm ever in the wilderness my best chance of survival is to just attack anything and everything that gets close to me with 0 regard for personal safety
I don’t recommend trying that with a bear
Have at it, but remember the two greatest weapons in human history: a pointy stick, and a strip of cloth with a rock in it
@@steph_dreams Third place is nukes, right?
Except ur really squishy, soft, no claws, no resistance to venom or poison, no sharp teeth, and basically would get one shorted by everything a honey badger would walk away from unscathed despite u being like 10 times it’s size
@@LargeStupidityNukes didnt allow us to rise to the top of the food chain 😬 those are pretty new
I had to go on a google panic search because of the reference to Stoffel in the past tense omg, you terrified me for a second. The relief I felt when I saw an update that he's okay as of April 24 this year....
Wow, first time seeing this channel, and definitely not the last! Informative and funny. Nature is crazy! Bet a lot of people didn't understand when he described what some otters do to baby seals. It's unpleasant, so he said it carefully and suggestively. Well done, young man!
Honey badgers are literally the definition of waking up and choosing violence in my opinion
Peace was never an option.
@@Mortablunt yep I agree
And they gang up too, if one is in danger they call the squad.
@@gimmeyourrights8292 ahem. Negative.
agreed
I love how the honey badger’s face just looks *exactly* like their personality 😆
A jarhead
@@swazzyjay jar-fullofcrayons-head
@@panama2468 A florid-ian
Exactly like a crackhead 🤣
ugly af
Any mention of Stuffles brings a smile to my face!
"crackhead courage and determination"...I just spewed coffee out of my nose. This episode is gold. Honey badger is now my new spirit animal.
Was just about to comment that, 😂 Stoffel is my spirit animal
If you've never punched a cop, a Honey Badger is not your spirit animal
@@Zoroasterisk sounds like somebody punched a cop
@@umbrellaman8987 Nah, I just respect the crackhead energy of the Honey Badger too much to think that I have much in common with it, as much as I'd like to
"The honeybadger is the only thing alive that could make a bowlcut intimidating" This guy. He's too good with these lines 🤣
Eight Gates Might Guy would disagree, but...
thats why we subscribe to him :)
@@pedroc.b.3874 8gates guy looks more like akuma or asura xD
Not even Hans Huttig compare to the viciousness of these gamers.
Time stamp please
Always very informative, & super fun to watch! Keep , keepin' on.
You are so talented!!! Thanks for your fascinating videos.
I watched an Animal Planet documentary years ago about Stoffel and his keepers. It was hilarious! That little dude put everyone to shame. He didn't just outsmart ONE person, he outsmarted GROUPS, PLURAL, of people. They came up with all sorts of elaborate plans, knowing beforehand it wouldn't be a permanent solution. They'd say, "this should hold him for at least a few days", and MINUTES later he'd be like, "peace bitches!"
If I remember correctly, there is a saying: "A person is smart, but people are dumb."
@@dinodude6992 Men in Black
Naples Florida zoo supposedly has one. I’m not sure how, since no zoo is happy to take them for the sole reason that they are notoriously among the most difficult animals to keep locked in captivity.
Legit SCP 682
simple. concrete 8 feet into the ground, fill with nothing but topsoil and a couple of SMALL bushes , don't leave ANYTHING in that can be moved around other than one or two balls/toys, nothing stationary within 8 feet of the walls, with walls 10 feet high, a door/gate that locks from the outside at the top, with no gaps to squeeze through. boom, no solution for him.
"because there's no church in the wild and hell is not a consequence" This line is amazing
Dude, I love your commentary. Too funny, yet on point.
I love the RuneScape background music bro, great video. Keep doin stuff like this.
“If Orcas are homicidal sea Oreos, then Honey Badgers are double-stuffed with audacity”, Shakespeare was never this eloquent
Since your talking about Shakespeare the lion king that is based off of Shakespeare’s work. Got it wrong about honey badgers again this isn’t the first time they’ve ever gotten an animal wrong.
Right?! Lol
Homicidal Sea Oreos 🤣😂 I’ll never look at a Orca the same again. 🤣😭
Honey badgers are Intelligent and fearless. And his content is flawless. 👌🏾
You can make a rap verse with that 😂
@@machicommentsection 🤣👍🏾
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Mate. This is brilliant content. Well done.
Been down a rabbit hole of your vids this morning, theyve made me laugh more than any vids on youtube in a while. Instant sub
This is definitely your best-written video so far. Your transitions between topics and animals were seamless, your information was perfectly elucidated, and you still kept it funny. Great job!
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@Sleepycreepy I disagree. They’re commending his improvements stylistically and in his writing. It’s only natural people would continue to improve as they go on and it’s worth noting.
Well said!
@Sleepycreepy na, i watch him because i learn cool random shit to do with animals. Though coming out of a Philosophy degree, i find his words to be stylistically refreshing also and worthy of the light hearted comment.. what i will add in retort to your argument is that, maybe the person making the original comment here has only seen a few videos and is commenting as a new-comer, versus us as (im assuming) channel veteran's, who may see it as condescending, but only if from a lack of awareness. Tbh, you're just making an argument for the arguments sake.
@Sleepycreepy lol if only i majored in just Philosophy and didn't pass with a Science degree, that joke might have actually landed. But yes. I dont agree with your perception. The comment doesn't come off as some teacher-like compliment, i believe the person who commented genuinely felt that way and wanted to let them know thus. Ergo, the comment is in no way disingenuous. (as if they're being paid to comment it) Observe how you are the only here who is judging someone else's rhetoric, ergo you're the one who's acting like the teacher 😉😆
Felony ferrets aren't just hormonal ragaholics. They genuinely enjoy being everyone's problem, even when they are taken care of. Remarkable.
I still want one as a pet tho
As a Gemini, enjoying "being everyone's problem even when they're taken care of" is just another day of the week.
@@Secretstuff1 Spoken like a true Gemini lmao
@@Secretstuff1 That’s just being a butthole with a bullshit astral excuse.
@@JohnGaltShadow careful, these zodiac hoes will justify murder and psycho behavior just because a planet got out of line. “Sorry I killed your grandmother in cold blood but I’m a Scorpio moon uwu”
I love the mind and entertaining creativity of this channel creator...... This guy is going places. More Power To You!!
You just appeared in my feed and I’m instantly a subscriber! Hilarious and smart!!!! Thank you!!😂
Guy: **tries holding the honey badger** Honey badger: peace was never an option
if you tame a honey badger, the rest of the world should immediately surrender to your rule
@@jackadams3878 true
RIP that guy's face.
But did he die? No seriously. Did he die?
@@quewp1 Hopefully not. Even if he did, he probably had to go to medical care for a while; that really had to hurt.
In far cry primal you can have a honey badger as a companion, and the best thing about it is, it’s the most aggressive animal, and it’s special skill is that it always comes back and attack again without being resummoned in the fight unlike other animal companions
It also scares off pretty much every animal 😂
And I remember how annoying wolverines were in farcry 3
@@24thnight88 Wolverines were in far cry 5 AFAIR
Hated those little bastards in far cry infact fuck all the animals in far cry 4 you shoot the cage and they chase me instead? Gtf outa here 🤣
❤
One time my English class was watching a documentary on honey badgers and when it showed Stouffle repeatedly escaping, one of my classmates said "What's next, a refrigerator?" That still lives in my head rent free years after graduating.
Ok I learned lots of really useful info here. Main one being that sea otters are related to honey badgers. I was under the impression that they were super cute and chill lol
Fun fact: the mandible of mustelids is held much more tightly in place compared to other mammals meaning it is much harder to separate the mandible from the rest of the skull. This helps them to hold onto things much bigger than them without their jaw dislocating/breaking. This family is built to kill and I love them
When everything around you is bigger and faster, they need to be
and they have some of the toughest skulls in the animal kingdom
Having owned Ferrets, I can confirm that they seesaw wildly between "awwww, cuddly fluffy snake" to "OH GOD IT JUST BIT THROUGH MY THUMBNAIL AND WON'T LET GO!" They're great pets but the ladies are almost exclusively tubes of turbo anger and spite wrapped in fluff. They're also escape artists who will confound you as to how they got out of their enclosure for the 30th time.
And ferrets are the most tamed and friendliest in mustelidae family. Bloodthirsty should be in their name. Stoat Bloodthirsty, Wolverine Bloodthirsty, Fisher Bloodthirsty.
tubes of turbo anger and spite wrapped in fluff I know absolutely nothing about ferrets other than they look absolutely adorable but this is by far the most useful description I've ever heard. Thank you 😂 🤓👽😇
@@d3rtybasst3d7 They can be great pets, the males are a lot more gentle. But I have never met a female ferret who didn't have a mean streak.
I just saw some at the pet shop today and they were incredibly adorable, but the, uh, contents of the litter box kinda turned me off. This comment makes me think it's maybe for the best.
@@bluevioletandlilac They are adorable, and quite clever. But yes, they can be messy and do require you to keep their enclosure clean. An outdoor run where you can hose it out regularly helps a lot.
Just found your channel. This is amazing
Excellent content as always!
Honey Badgers are one of the few animals I think will actually evolve to be immune to bullets.
yeah especially the gun honey badger
Honey Badgers most of the time when facing, well, anything; URAH!
Honey badgers are afraid of lions and leopards though, so whole headline is nonsense.
Probably quicker than that 4chan guy who hospitalized himself with a 9mm after shooting bunch of .22s into himself
A few hundred years from now, your descendent defends themselves from a Honey Badger with a gun. Only for the Honey Badger to spit the round out and proceed to game end them. It's at this point we knew we were done.
There is only one thing scarier than a honey badger A FRIENDLY honey badger, cuz you know for damn sure it's got something wrong with them.
Like in the very beginning of the video 😂
@@thejonbrownshow8470 Know Tier Zoo? He also talks about Animals with much humor, but also knowledge.
@@slevinchannel7589 interesting, I'll keep him in mind as well
@@slevinchannel7589 he does it just like Casual Geographic too??
@@nataliawashington872 No one ever is as casual as Casual Geographic, haha. But yeah, theres (hard to believe, i know) EVEN BETTER KZheadrs out there. You just need to find them.
This was great! So informative & also entertaining! Thank you!!🥰
Just found this channel ... might be my new favorite thing
"All they did was introduce the Bonnie to his Clyde" that's absolutely brilliant, I love this criminal honey badger couple 😂💀
Stoffel's full story is utterly hilarious. I watched a 50 minute documentary section on him a couple years ago.
“crackhead-like confidence” 🤣🤣🤣
Stoffel now has a son named Stompy.
@@pedroc.b.3874 "Alright Son, let your old man show ya how it's done!"
A "Honey badger vasectomy" is the single most terrifying threat I have ever heard.
And a hyienna(spell check) vasectomy. Those mfkas chase you for 15 miles,don't get tired, and have the bite force from hell
@@animegamesssss3565 Mhmm, definitely one of the worst ways to lose mini me. Spell check = Hyena.
@DripTrollKing Yes.
I just ran across your channel and love it so much!
Another great video young man!
This guy is the Stephen King of animal fact experts. I’m afraid of everything now.
At least orcas won't eat you.
Same
Red Panda not that bad
No U just thought an over sized cat was the king of the jungle
@@Rainydayreal_estate no red panda s are viscous mad little bastards which makes sense bc they redheads /j
I love that this is primarily about the honey badger but its whole family line got a minute in the spotlight
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omg this was hilarious and informative! Great show! *subscribed*
Excellent excellent job on your video thank you brother 👍❤
"The Honey Badger is the only thing alive that can make a bowl cut intimidating." 🤣 You are by far 1 of the most uniquely, clever, informative individuals. Keep doing what you do, how you do. Respect
Yes young man, you are doing pretty well. Keep up the good work!😊
He lies in this video all the time. One example is that nonsense story about wolverine and polar bear, which is fictional. Also that honey badger Stoffel. It went to lions enclosure and male lion attacked it managed to scratch it's nose and flee. It did go there again, this time lion was angry and mauled it badly. Stoffel would have died, but medical care saved it. But it took long time to recover. After that people made sure, that no access to lions enclosure, because they didn't want Stoffel to get killed. But it didn't try to go in again.
@@tindikukka "Never let the facts get in the way of a good story." Heard somewhere.
@@pedrovargas2181 I know, that many joke. But some people actually are afraid of animals like honey badgers and wolverines because all the nonsense. Kind of sad, because some people who have guns shoot the things they are afraid of. Using a bit time to learn makes forests less scary place. Even though big carnivores like bears, cougars, lions and leopards need to be respected in different way.
@@tindikukka Yes. Lead with lead.