cockney parents' evening

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2009 ж. 17 Нау.

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"No good at French? No good at fucking French? Who the fuck speaks French?" Favorite part
@Elexusjohnson10 жыл бұрын
- XD
  @tsg7official4 жыл бұрын
- It's a valid question.
  @mitchyoung87914 жыл бұрын
- Aw ye foom kadah??
  @kaiokendo4 жыл бұрын
- I'm French and it made me laugh😂😂
  @Jennifer-fj7dk4 жыл бұрын
- No good at la fucking Francais?
  @captainryusugi11282 жыл бұрын
"Who the F*** speaks French!" Love it!!!
@marty85355 жыл бұрын
- Years ago at school my brother said something similar to a German Language teacher, he went on to live in Germany for 12 years ! Boy do I laugh
  @creightonjason3 жыл бұрын
- People in France.
  @ShiftyGuy7773 жыл бұрын
- @@ShiftyGuy777 you mug
  @Jimmy0013 жыл бұрын
- Ah, my bad. They don't speak French, people in Mexico speak French.
  @ShiftyGuy7773 жыл бұрын
- @@ShiftyGuy777 DRY SLAP !!!!!!!!!!
  @mikehoare60932 жыл бұрын
I went to the university of life my son.
@GhostofRhurValley7 жыл бұрын
- haha now I know what he was saying
  @VladimirMitrofanovph7 жыл бұрын
- Graduated from the school of hard knocks
  @nervesinapattern72613 жыл бұрын
- Not u
  @sean69473 жыл бұрын
- You wot
  @nervesinapattern72613 жыл бұрын
- That's a Chiropractic school in America.
  @BigEvan963 жыл бұрын
"I've never read a book in my life!" and "Who the eff speaks French?!" Very funny. Great stuff.
@kentishtowncowboy9 жыл бұрын
- Read a what?!
  @daeph1232 жыл бұрын
The guy in the green jacket is a priceless human being you can only find in one place. Nothing like the cockneys anywhere else
@matta59356 жыл бұрын
"I've never read a book in my life" "I went to the university of life" 😂
@donnapinciotti51566 жыл бұрын
- "I went to the university of life" - If anyone says that to me in an interview they dont get the job
  @creightonjason3 жыл бұрын
Easily the bald guy with a green jacket is the best
@sabrynrudinoff41962 жыл бұрын
As a true cockney I would say , the only authentic one there is the big bloke. Not true cockney but definitely a Londoner The others speak Estuary English
@larainek28318 жыл бұрын
- Right, as I come from Woolwich, have you ever heard anybody call somebody a "Melt"?
  @simonwatts83388 жыл бұрын
- +Simon Watts Never heard of it. I am sure people make these up as they go along, I mean, "ream"....fgs.
  @larainek28318 жыл бұрын
- +Simon Watts Yeah, Danny Dyer. And Essex Cockneys.
  @MercurialRed98 жыл бұрын
- "...Estuary English..." That's a bit too middle class for my liking son
  @mrpropergander68006 жыл бұрын
- They all sound like very bad actors to me. The only thing authentic in the video is the table, even that's a bit suspect.
  @mattkinsella98566 жыл бұрын
"Who the fuck speaks french?" hahahahahaha
@TheCrazyIndividual10 жыл бұрын
- ArchitechMusic you commented twice
  @gracieboo47666 жыл бұрын
- Oo the fuck speaks French?
  @TheNavalAviator6 жыл бұрын
- I do.
  @neoDarkSquall6 жыл бұрын
- And them still speak it
  @user-yk8tt3ce1n10 ай бұрын
I'm a northerner. Went to work in London in the eighties and met many cockneys. Loved em all!!
@mrkimble26183 жыл бұрын
- Geordie?
  @petermonk54433 жыл бұрын
- @@petermonk5443 Boltonian
  @mrkimble26183 жыл бұрын
- @@mrkimble2618 Sweet
  @phillipsmiley59303 жыл бұрын
Me mum, who is a cockney, once got called up to my school for the same reason. And this is how it went
@claireelizabethwhite23606 жыл бұрын
- @MathematicalPhysics Yoo trying ter make summit of it?
  @phillipsmiley59303 жыл бұрын
- who is a cockney,? "Oossa Cokernknee" yer means yer numptee
  @phillipsmiley59303 жыл бұрын
"who the fOck speaks French" The whole of France: 👁️👄👁️
@user-kq5kl2cw9l3 жыл бұрын
- Its nar good yer not gona make us feel sorry fer hem
  @phillipsmiley59303 жыл бұрын
- Fair few speak arabic.....
  @mmff52423 жыл бұрын
- Never understood people quoting it instead of posting the timestamps. Fuck your muver.
  @smithjohnson922 жыл бұрын
- Agent provocateur😂
  @danw13742 ай бұрын
The big bloke in the green bomber jacket is the most natural at it, doesn't even seem like he's trying.
@loungejay85553 жыл бұрын
- You should check out Arthur Mullard ( ask yer granddad )
  @wanderer19553 жыл бұрын
- @@wanderer1955 Put him in YT search, plenty there
  @phillipsmiley59303 жыл бұрын
- @@phillipsmiley5930 What?🤔
  @wanderer19553 жыл бұрын
"I'm proper naughty geezer" that is legend 😅
@kaleemsummally59766 жыл бұрын
- Yeah like he has paid his TV license
  @creightonjason3 жыл бұрын
Love it. The mothers are great. Just in the middle of it. Watching it all pan out.
@malcolmfraser79393 жыл бұрын
- They're probably tired of it 🤣
  @kaorikarma2 жыл бұрын
I'm French and I find this hilarious. Love it!
@ZaediusRA10002 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck speaks French?
@MrVabbiu9 жыл бұрын
- you! you mug!
  @dark3rthanshadows6 жыл бұрын
- The french
  @billroster33986 жыл бұрын
- I speak french and I am french!! coïncidence? I don't think so... Allez salut bande de guignols! retournez chez votre mère, elle vous a fait un flan!
  @kantstenchonthemel56416 жыл бұрын
- Oh you mean real men speak eastern-europe based languages? I don't think so, afterall, your ancestors probably learned french for international communication.
  @jacquesautorita32046 жыл бұрын
- real men? what the fuck is that??
  @kantstenchonthemel56416 жыл бұрын
I can listen to it my entire life : D
@seba14359 жыл бұрын
"I'll open you up like a lemon" haha wtf??
@TheCrazyIndividual9 жыл бұрын
- ArchitechMusic admit it you like my username doncha huh
  @ismokeonlyindaysendingy76386 жыл бұрын
- Rosida Andriyana wink,course you do!:) you got on facebook chick
  @ismokeonlyindaysendingy76385 жыл бұрын
- I read your comment as soon as the geezer said it on the video 😂
  @Limebean37ss4 жыл бұрын
- This is cockny dear
  @user-yk8tt3ce1n10 ай бұрын
Used to hang with a few cockneys when I was an undergrad here in the states. Those guys are awesome
@NIcholasparker888 жыл бұрын
- You went to university in the south coast of England didn't you?
  @lembartjellico59264 жыл бұрын
- You’ll get one right across your canister, you plum.
  @MrTubbymarshall2 жыл бұрын
- @@lembartjellico5926They came to my university in the states
  @NIcholasparker88Ай бұрын
"Where's Beadle?" Flippin' priceless, Sunshine!
@jamescashin2886 жыл бұрын
lol I feel like the cockney accent is the British equivalent of the Brooklyn accent
@mcluigi1173 жыл бұрын
- @Don Nitro United Kingdom used to be the largest empire this world has ever seen. Now all they have is one big island and some little ones left.
  @outremer912 жыл бұрын
- equal to Boston
  @marioboyd5572 жыл бұрын
- aka: "now you'ze can't leave"
  @michaelcolello2735 Жыл бұрын
Can’t believe this is nearly 15 years old. It’s a classic
@JamesMoran-cy2sn10 ай бұрын
"any chance of a cuppa splosh"? epic!
@alwyndixon8 жыл бұрын
- +Alwyn Dixon I replay it twice but can't even realize she said splosh :d
  @blueskykun8 жыл бұрын
- I thought she said 'Cup of squash' before I read your comment
  @thefreshprinceofdapto16683 жыл бұрын
- Splosh and two sugars
  @phillipsmiley59303 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness for videos like this - cockneys are an endangered species!
@TheAnn2shoes9 жыл бұрын
- Nah. Plenty of us here in Essex, mate
  @mediacenterman85836 жыл бұрын
- .........and in Kent, Surrey,Herts,Middlesex and Sussex x 2 :)
  @Isleofskye5 жыл бұрын
- Isleofskye ...and Spain...
  @MercurialRed95 жыл бұрын
- & Cornwall & Devon 🙄😆
  @JONNOG883 жыл бұрын
- @@mediacenterman8583 None in the east end anymore. I was brought up by my uncle and aunt just Saaff of the River, he was a Stevedore in Docklands, Proper people
  @phillipsmiley59303 жыл бұрын
I'm American, so I know fuckall about Cockneys, but the big guy looks and sounds EXACTLY how I imagine them to be. would love to see a full video of him and the guy in the all black going at it.
@quantezwilliams75389 жыл бұрын
- Quantez Williams hes the most realistic one out of em all. The others were putting it on.
  @libsmate4 жыл бұрын
My mind always returns to Lock Stock when I watch these
@laika66613 жыл бұрын
- I went to school with Vinnie Jones, Langleybury. he was tough little bugger even then. Thats when he went, he skived off to francis combe school most of the time cos thats where his mates were
  @phillipsmiley59303 жыл бұрын
- Well I think even them pretty far from this level
  @user-yk8tt3ce1n10 ай бұрын
I play this on my breaks at work. Helps
@jamesjohnson4432 Жыл бұрын
I love cockney accent. Greetings from Italy.
@rikybologna35796 жыл бұрын
120 people want a dry slap!
@asenturius8 жыл бұрын
- they´r bang out of order, aint they?kkk
  @DaddySantaClaus6 жыл бұрын
- Marc 468 now
  @Morningstar3416 жыл бұрын
- Are they taking a piss?
  @euroyankee20036 жыл бұрын
- Dry slap!
  @yuanneil20233 жыл бұрын
- @@euroyankee2003 The Piss, not "a" piss
  @phillipsmiley59303 жыл бұрын
Word of the day: Mug!
@mrdbzfann10 жыл бұрын
'You sayin I'm a shit Dad' 🤣🤣🤣
@thenandnow1113 жыл бұрын
- Yes sir. I am.
  @tristanband40032 жыл бұрын
- @@tristanband4003"You want a dry slap, my son?" :D
  @mr.kobayashi16752 ай бұрын
- @@mr.kobayashi1675 Bring it on, gutter rat!
  @tristanband40032 ай бұрын
I’m ‘Murican and dated a Cockney. Funniest, coolest people I’ve ever met.
@michaelbrown16274 жыл бұрын
“You’re a plum” 😂
@fvckoff4ever5615 жыл бұрын
Big guy with the shaved head is legit
@quiksix252 жыл бұрын
Classic. Been laughing all day. Proper naughty.
@dolittle196415 жыл бұрын
The single greatest video of all time
@Alex-bf7mc4 жыл бұрын
You're bang out of order my son! Made me think of Frank Butcher. Verrrry amuuuusing!
@leogeee19 жыл бұрын
- old frank butcher!
  @t0pcl0ser9 жыл бұрын
- Mike Read's a proper geezer but Deadenders is crap, its BBC propaganda to make the world believe the East End still exists
  @phillipsmiley59303 жыл бұрын
I think of cockney and I think of Angela Lansbury in the old film, Gaslight
@texastea56866 жыл бұрын
i am 100% american, never left this country, not by choice...but living with so many british people in my life is making me god damn roll at this
@MrSafety11386 жыл бұрын
- There is a big and varied World outside the USA come and experience it , my friend :)
  @Isleofskye5 жыл бұрын
Lost it at ".....taking the Dennis Wise, son"
@krimzee11 жыл бұрын
" I never read a book in my life" lol!
@stephaniecarr69842 жыл бұрын
I was in Newcastle not long ago and I almost needed a translator. When talking to a bloke who's working on his fourth bottle of Buckfast, I may as well been talking to a Chinese. After a while you pick up on some key phrases that lets you know what they're talking about. For example, when the bar tender says "...ready for 'notha pigs ear?..." that means "are you ready for another beer?"and so on. the whole "rhyming" thing is very hard to grasp. But I had a fucking ball. You have not really partied until you get with a half dozen locals and closed down the pub on a Friday night.
@valuedhumanoid65745 жыл бұрын
"Im a proper moody geezer" lol fun stuff
@LackadaisicalE12 жыл бұрын
0:38... A Chubby Brock Lesner.. He even has the UFC gloves
@reoreborn120910 жыл бұрын
- joe brown The only UFC we know rand 'ere boy is "U FACKING CANT"
  @FuckdasketsHOPassass9 жыл бұрын
- joe brown The only UFC we know rand 'ere boy is "U FACKING CANT"
  @FuckdasketsHOPassass9 жыл бұрын
I love these, they make me howl. 'Call this a school?!'
@Paulocity811 жыл бұрын
- So you've enlighten me 😊
  @user-yk8tt3ce1n10 ай бұрын
The girl with the posh accent at the end, hillarious. I almost died.
@larrywarner48436 жыл бұрын
I miss when brithish people talk like this
@harrison11043 жыл бұрын
- Few do anymore
  @phillipsmiley59303 жыл бұрын
" What the fuck is a GCSE? " 🤣
@shaunpierce41743 жыл бұрын
"Who speaks French". Best line in the clip. Bit disappointed nobody said "avit large"!!! Or "your getting right on my thrupenny bits". Nevermind maybe next time 😁👍
@wanderer19553 жыл бұрын
This is the best of the "Cockneys" so far! 😂🤣👍🏻🇦🇺
@gregwilliamson3001 Жыл бұрын
the absolute state of modern britain
@guguigugu5 жыл бұрын
YOU WHAT?!?
@valiantthor22154 жыл бұрын
I love the accent.
@clementk.256110 жыл бұрын
The bloke in the black jacket is Brilliant!👍
@archimedesscrew37103 жыл бұрын
10 years ahead of its time
@biggusunitus4 жыл бұрын
Just to make clear - my dad and my nan were cockneys and although they had the accent, they weren't aggressive or rude. Ever. Being cockney doesn't make you a cartoon character or a stereotype.
@simonyeo32463 жыл бұрын
- of course you can. you can stereo type whitey all you like. just dont do it to any other ethnicity, thats a crime.
  @mmff52423 жыл бұрын
- I think it's part of a broader stereotype about the lower class.
  @WiggaMachiavelli2 жыл бұрын
- True, it's still funny. And if you can make fun of yourself, you can make fun of others too.
  @daeph1232 жыл бұрын
- @@mmff5242 Why bring race into it? Cockneys come in all colours because it’s an accent, not an ethnicity. And other ethnicities are stereotyped all the time by small minded bigots, so I don’t know where you been hiding.
  @MercurialRed92 жыл бұрын
- 😊
  @clairefitzpatrick71832 жыл бұрын
Coming from an actual Londoner (South London) who is definitely working class, I tell u now that potentially none of them were actually cockneys.... main reason is for some reason they all pronounce their T’s.... except 1 of em who drops it once. They were all putting it in.... trust me Im so London although I live in Cornwall now, last time I went there for a mates birthday everyone keep saying I sounded like Alfie Solomon’s from peaky blinders.... I was well offended, I’m from south London, don’t compare me to a north London Jew.... but seriously I’d never say ‘Naughty’ it would come out ‘Naugh-ee’, same as ‘bottle’ will be ‘bo-all’. We don’t pronounce our Ts our Hs and TH becomes F and on certain words D
@tonybutler29423 жыл бұрын
Angry man: You mug! Me, an American: Oh, did you need a mug? We have fresh coffee. Angry man:....yeah, alright.
@mastadonking38162 жыл бұрын
🤣A proper moody, naughty geezer.
@seintime2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha. It's the same guys from the taxi video.
@gatomercado9 жыл бұрын
252 mugs after a dry slap my son !!
@pokerclown79226 жыл бұрын
"I'm a proper, naughty moody geezer?" Is this something thats actually said? To American ears, thats one of the funniest damn things I've ever heard.
@sumdrumkid1989 Жыл бұрын
Funniest thing i've seen in a long time hahahaha
@Alex-bf7mc6 жыл бұрын
Still funny in 2020
@MrMattias874 жыл бұрын
I love the fact this video is still getting comments!! It was meant as a complete piss take, I should know as I'm the guy who had long hair! Enjoy it for what it is, a pods take of football factory accents and expressions!
@DeanRoof110 жыл бұрын
- are you in it mate?
  @pussycatlover65223 жыл бұрын
- Who're ya callin' a fac'ry ma'e?!
  @daeph1232 жыл бұрын
Every parent wants the best for their child.....
@peterallam64943 жыл бұрын
It was an ad-lib done by Mike Reid (as Frank Butcher) in an episode of East Enders and it took off from there. It's not a classic saying but it caught on with the mockneys.
@selfsilent11 жыл бұрын
"Where's Beadle?!" LMFAO
@SethHesio11 жыл бұрын
- Lol Where's Jeremy hiding 😛
  @Onkarr3 жыл бұрын
There's a reason all orcs in Lord of the Rings speak with a cockney accent.
@jasmeg28449 жыл бұрын
All the birds are fit in this
@bonkeydollocks18796 жыл бұрын
To borrow a line from Captain Blackadder....."In the Amazonian rainforest, there are tribes of Indians as yet untouched by human civilization that have developed more convincing cockney accents than that bloke in the red top and black coat"
@kryzondaan18552 жыл бұрын
The plum gets me everytime.
@VoxCaucasa12 жыл бұрын
- You're a chief that's why
  @markp36243 жыл бұрын
"What the FUCK is a GCSE"
@TheDancelover4ever6 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "Who the fuck speaks French?" LOL
@user-xm6ro1ep5d3 жыл бұрын
Damm love the cockney accent they having a laugh lol
@rez44056 жыл бұрын
This school looks like a clink. lol
@majormassenspektrometer9 жыл бұрын
- bfgguns Don’t they all, mate 🙄
  @jojoUK1206 жыл бұрын
The bloke in the whistle who kept pointing nd saying "mug" made me laugh a stain into me strides
@softturd6 жыл бұрын
"Oi never read a book in moy loife."
@justsayno1734 Жыл бұрын
Highly amusing!!!🤣🤣
@timcolledge37323 жыл бұрын
Actually I would like to point out that it is intact French people who speak French .. they are the country that has a white cross on a white background and who produce a variety of military vehicles with 2 forward gears and 13 reverse gears... They can often be found running away from most things including a can of lynx deodorant.. the woman can often be identified due to their mustaches being ever so slightly shorter than the males.. the male can also spit further.
@jocksgaragespain27266 жыл бұрын
Mug
@bretdouglas94076 жыл бұрын
As a real cockney i found this funny debs xx
@debsmostexcellentadventure5353 Жыл бұрын
I'm a proper naughty moody gieser you MUG! lol
@OmarDelawar3 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck speaks French!?
@King-Omega-10 жыл бұрын
Next time let the girls talk
@nowdid6 жыл бұрын
- Leave it out you melt.
  @Isleofskye5 жыл бұрын
- That's probably part of the point
  @colemarie92623 жыл бұрын
always makes me laugh
@boogiies13 жыл бұрын
Word of the day: Melt
@josephharrington45023 жыл бұрын
I'm American but, thanks to Guy Ritchie I understood this 100%.
@CarlosGarcia-yg9je2 жыл бұрын
A muvver was barfin’ ‘er biby one night, The youngest of ten and a tiny young mite, The muuver was poor and the biby was thin, Only a skelington covered in skin: The muvver turned rahnd for the soap off the rack, She was but a moment, but when she turned back, The biby was gorn; and in anguish she cried “Oh where is my biby?” - The angels replied: “Your biby ‘as fell dahn the plug-‘ole, Your biby ‘as gorn dahn the plug; The poor little fing was so skinny and thin ‘E oughter been barfed in a jug; Your biby is perfeckly ‘appy, ‘E won’t need a barf any more, Your biby ‘as fell dahn the plug-‘ole
@nikunjkondra8 жыл бұрын
- Quality haha
  @andyhutton63858 жыл бұрын
- We used to sing this round the camp fire when I was in the Guides , thanks for the reminder
  @Juejar18 жыл бұрын
- Cream recorded an acapella version of this on their album "Disraeli Gears", and titled it "Mother's Lament". Ginger Baker, Jack Bruce and Eric Clapton.
  @chasbodaniels17447 жыл бұрын
- My mom used to do us in the sink.
  @solatiumz6 жыл бұрын
- Nikunj Kondra--- May I point out, you omitted the last line. " Not dead, just gorn before",
  @dropperknot6 жыл бұрын
as an american i can use these hilarious terms and 99 percent people have no idea what in taking about.
@franktheco Жыл бұрын
Spot the Londoner “I’ll open you up like a lemon”
@misfit20223 жыл бұрын
Can someone write down a typical cocney wocabluary ?
@jarosawkamczynski54858 жыл бұрын
- dry slap
  @stupid25747 жыл бұрын
- Mug!
  @NMND.7 жыл бұрын
- Geeza
  @FootballFury7 жыл бұрын
- Mugeezah! yoo wankah!
  @NMND.7 жыл бұрын
- what are they meaning?!
  @abdullahalali77797 жыл бұрын
I'm proper naughty.
@michaelcolello27358 жыл бұрын
- naaaa,its PWOPA NAWTY you slaaaag.
  @TheCornishCockney7 жыл бұрын
- YU WOT?
  @michaelcolello27357 жыл бұрын
- I'm a proper naught-y Moody Gee-zah
  @euroyankee20036 жыл бұрын
The chicks were gorgeous.
@vicinvesta83492 жыл бұрын
You're bang out of order, my son
@robbiewales30073 жыл бұрын
Who speaks french? I can't think of anyone in the WORLD -French people- who speak french.
@DrStrangememe9 жыл бұрын
- +Flup The Guy - not in a few hundred years.
  @VCYT8 жыл бұрын
- speaks*
  @betavulgaris78886 жыл бұрын
they say mug mug mug mug and thats about it
@forourlightafflictionwhich64707 жыл бұрын
thissssssssssssssssssssssss is brilliant!!
@Ollie194913 жыл бұрын
"Where's Beadle" hahahahaha classic
@durrwin11 жыл бұрын