THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES

2018 ж. 14 Қаз.
96 753 Рет қаралды

MAG107 - Case #0100102 - Howard Ewing
Statement regarding their interview with an unidentified member of the British Transport Police.
The Magnus Archives tells the tale of a night cleaner on the London Underground, whose account of a tunnel fire elicited some burning questions.
Content Notes: Axe/gun violence, burning alive, kidnapping, seizure disorder
Starring: The Archivist - Jonathan Sims; Julia Montauk - Francesca Renèe Reid; Trevor Herbert - Ian Hayles; Max Mustermann - Brock Winstead
Writer: Jonathan Sims
Director: Alexander J Newall
Editors: Alexander J Newall, Brock Winstead
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  • Amazed by how Jon didn't just start crying as soon as he realised that he needed to *work* to prevent himself from keeling over.

    @Record_Scratch@Record_Scratch4 жыл бұрын
    • The true horror of the series

      @cutiepie120048@cutiepie1200484 жыл бұрын
    • That's just what capitalism is like

      @sofiv95@sofiv953 жыл бұрын
    • While to be fair end stage capitalism does that to a lot of people

      @Cangeltibon@Cangeltibon3 жыл бұрын
    • Jon is a workaholic, I'm pretty sure for him that's nothing new. It's just that this time he actually benefits from it.

      @clayxros576@clayxros5763 жыл бұрын
    • I dunno if you needed to work to feel good probably wouldn't think it so bad

      @albuseisenhorn3385@albuseisenhorn3385 Жыл бұрын
  • It's so funny to me that they are three people in the car, but the one getting kidnapped is not the one in the trunk

    @Companion92@Companion923 жыл бұрын
    • lmao

      @cezar3169@cezar31693 жыл бұрын
    • I imagine Trevor saying over and over in his head "I'm the master of stealth. I am the master of stealth! Is my leg going numb?"

      @dynamiteman100@dynamiteman1003 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @epsyblue7714@epsyblue77143 жыл бұрын
    • I imagine Trevor rising out of the car trunk just to shoot some random dude Like he doesn’t think twice, first dude he sees is dead

      @karenlinares7541@karenlinares75412 жыл бұрын
  • The fact that you can't physically see it, but you can hear Jon get better just by reading the statement is so neat. You can't see it, but you can see it, ya know?

    @rexcorvus09@rexcorvus094 жыл бұрын
    • That was so well made

      @Companion92@Companion924 жыл бұрын
    • @@Companion92 ikr!

      @rexcorvus09@rexcorvus094 жыл бұрын
    • I CAN'T GET OVER JON'S VOICE ACTING. It's just *so* good

      @megalunalexi5601@megalunalexi56014 жыл бұрын
    • What fascinates me is how this channel isn't a major multimedia giant producing the most amazing audiobooks television shows and movies

      @rynnziolkowski4642@rynnziolkowski46423 жыл бұрын
    • Over the course of one damn scentence

      @MPythonGirl@MPythonGirl3 жыл бұрын
  • Season 1: grumpy skeptic reads creepypastas while being under siege from worms Season 2: grumpy believer reads creepypastas while going through a paranoia nervous breakdown Season 3: grumpy monster reads creepypastas while getting kidnapped and/or beat up by other, scarier monsters

    @angelaphsiao@angelaphsiao3 жыл бұрын
    • I feel so bad for Jon Imagine all of a sudden no longer being human

      @karenlinares7541@karenlinares75412 жыл бұрын
    • Good summary

      @darcieclements4880@darcieclements4880 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@karenlinares7541it's not really all of a sudden. He realized he's becoming something other than human since Leitner told him he belongs to The Eye and realized he can compel people.

      @melissaharris3389@melissaharris3389Ай бұрын
  • To be fair, this is the chillest kidnapping yet. Jon should start rating them.

    @MedeaGrey@MedeaGrey4 жыл бұрын
    • daisy: 1/10, strangled me + slit my throat AND made me bury a body the circus: 4/10, very rude but at least now i have nice skin julia montauk: 8/10, extremely chill

      @f_mva@f_mva3 жыл бұрын
    • Elias: 5/10, didn't even know I was kidnapped until I figured out I couldn't leave, very boring up til that point

      @c.r.4985@c.r.49853 жыл бұрын
    • 8/8 would be kidnapped by them again.

      @jaderush4141@jaderush41413 жыл бұрын
    • I love every reply on this

      @TomEllisLovesU@TomEllisLovesU3 жыл бұрын
    • Micheal/the spiral/Helen: 5/10 they let me leave at least but the not understanding who I'm talking to when was rather off putting, not to mention they made a week late for coffee with Georgia.

      @poxrael@poxrael Жыл бұрын
  • I think we can all agree that the real mystery in this story is the correct pronunciation of Gerard Keay's name.

    @syns8726@syns87264 жыл бұрын
    • There is no correct pronunciation. Any way the speaker pronounces it and the listener recognize it, it's still right.

      @lordbaphie@lordbaphie4 жыл бұрын
    • I thought it was jared till season 2

      @troutfeather@troutfeather3 жыл бұрын
    • I thought it was Calliope?

      @vivecthepoet36@vivecthepoet363 жыл бұрын
    • @@vivecthepoet36 That's what I've been hearing xD

      @amphitritemists4595@amphitritemists45953 жыл бұрын
    • J A R E D K E Y

      @americantoastman7296@americantoastman72963 жыл бұрын
  • Just pointing out that the policeman identified himself as officer Mustermann, which is the German John Doe.

    @sth.likevolleyball350@sth.likevolleyball3503 жыл бұрын
    • The stranger then, right?

      @namaschu9418@namaschu94183 жыл бұрын
    • Wonder if he has any relation to the "Mustermann" from Anatomy Class

      @elliottgaylord6212@elliottgaylord62123 жыл бұрын
    • @@elliottgaylord6212 I think that name is what tipped Jon off.

      @birdbrainiac@birdbrainiac3 жыл бұрын
    • So either stranger or make delsolsrioj

      @cybersearcher1041@cybersearcher10413 жыл бұрын
    • @@elliottgaylord6212 i thought so too... Bone apple teeth i guess

      @lilaboxx@lilaboxx3 жыл бұрын
  • At this point Jon will be able to make a 'top 10 times i was kidnapped' list and it still wouldnt be the most surprising thing in this show

    @sockr1298@sockr12983 жыл бұрын
    • #10, Daisy. She was very rude and killed someone who was trying to help. She also continued to threaten to kill me. Would not endorse. #7, Nicholi. Was going to skin me alive and use me to end the world, but also took care of my skin and fed me so they were at least dilligent and didn't beat me. #4, Michael. Not sure it counts since they're now Helen but still, they at least helped me escape whatever they are....were....the Distortion is confused at its own existence and I hate it.

      @clayxros576@clayxros5763 жыл бұрын
    • @@clayxros576 add to #7 I wasn't nailed down which surly is a plus point but I couldn't mind controll something by asking questions #1 julia: I didn't have to run and didn't get beaten, I too was allowed to sit in an actual sit while driving 10/10 would recommend

      @cae2212@cae22122 жыл бұрын
    • I don't know how about the fact that I read this in the 'Burger King foot lettuce' voice instead of Jon's lmao

      @plarizedpinklemnz6964@plarizedpinklemnz69642 жыл бұрын
  • The daughter of a mass murderer, and homeless vamp killer, Jon getting better as soon as he reads a statement, getting kidnaps, traveling around, what an exciting episode. One of my favorites honestly.

    @victory_snow8220@victory_snow82203 жыл бұрын
    • Until now I thought the child of mass murderer was a guy. Weird lol.

      @AL-jg4pr@AL-jg4pr2 жыл бұрын
    • I RECOGNIZED THE NAME OF THE GIRL FROM SOMEWHERE BUT I COULDN'T PICTURE HER UNTIL I READ THIS, THEN IT CLICKED

      @solysnivy@solysnivy9 ай бұрын
  • If someone reacted to being kidnapped by grouching "not AGAIN" I'd really question if I'd still wanna kidnap them

    @lemmetalkaboutthis@lemmetalkaboutthis2 жыл бұрын
  • if you guys kill trevor like you did leitner i probably will still continue listening but i'll never forgive you for it.

    @eliwhite6159@eliwhite61594 жыл бұрын
    • Mood

      @namaschu9418@namaschu94183 жыл бұрын
    • Spoilers Trust me, by the end you'll be happy to see him go

      @williamdavis671@williamdavis6713 жыл бұрын
  • //SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE// I never expected that the man who was forced to murder 40 people's daughter would gang up w/ Trevor the vampire hunter. I'm a huge fan of his work 😂😂😂

    @cutiepie120048@cutiepie1200484 жыл бұрын
    • That's Her?! The girl from ,,Father's love"?

      @late_prince8945@late_prince89454 жыл бұрын
    • It is

      @late_prince8945@late_prince89454 жыл бұрын
    • Dream team crossover

      @itsiz9738@itsiz97383 жыл бұрын
    • Pretty sure they were the ones at the ivy meadows nursing home in Taken Ill too

      @jeremiahjoseph2413@jeremiahjoseph24133 жыл бұрын
    • @@jeremiahjoseph2413 Yeah, Jon said then and he was right!

      @MarkWaner@MarkWaner2 жыл бұрын
  • So Jon is addicted to reading statements now? Uh. And he just got kidnapped...again

    @Companion92@Companion924 жыл бұрын
    • its becoming a habit

      @sadkingbaby@sadkingbaby3 жыл бұрын
    • "You have to feed it, or it feeds on you"

      @thecynicalone7655@thecynicalone76553 жыл бұрын
    • I'm pretty sure the gathering of information is somewhat a supply to his powers. It's like hunting in an RPG. You hunt to get meat to keep yourself alive, but you also gain XP towards a level up doing the same thing.

      @clayxros576@clayxros5763 жыл бұрын
    • i mean.. are you addicted to food and water?

      @mjamin9124@mjamin9124 Жыл бұрын
  • Jon low key starstruck about meeting the people he's read about is so fucking funny

    @AJ-pq5zx@AJ-pq5zx2 жыл бұрын
    • yeah! how the tables have turned! he's usually the one clueless of what's happening, and everybody around him are all like "what's up, _Archivist_", but finally! they didn't know who he was, but he had read ALL about them!

      @MrIsizukuri@MrIsizukuri Жыл бұрын
    • He starts fanboying on Trevor the homeless vampire hunter too loo

      @thestranger4894@thestranger4894 Жыл бұрын
    • Jon be like: omg the blorbos from my statements

      @howdoichangename8773@howdoichangename87738 ай бұрын
    • @@howdoichangename8773 i was about to reply with that before seeing you beat me to it

      @thesageofspringrollsoup@thesageofspringrollsoup4 ай бұрын
    • I would be too bro Trevor is a badass

      @nanuqo2006@nanuqo20062 ай бұрын
  • sounds like a typical police interaction

    @chroamathebrute@chroamathebrute4 жыл бұрын
    • asfhjkl thsts EXACTLY what i was thinking the whole time

      @p2amorous564@p2amorous5643 жыл бұрын
  • The way Jon's voice clearly stabilizes as he does the introduction for the statement... boy oh boy.

    @clovercard22@clovercard223 жыл бұрын
  • I love how we dont get told anything but John suddenly just starts knowing things like who she was

    @albuseisenhorn3385@albuseisenhorn3385 Жыл бұрын
    • It should have been easy to figure out. How many Julias have made statements.

      @GarethOfByzantium@GarethOfByzantium7 ай бұрын
    • I mean, when you have name retention as bad I do, it makes it a massive surprise 😂

      @Alsarnia@Alsarnia6 ай бұрын
    • Soon as I heard Julia I was thinking of her. Plus the whole went to the institute and spilling her guys about her dad etc. And yknow maybe the Eye helped a tiny bit

      @stranger666karma7@stranger666karma73 ай бұрын
  • It’s so stressful that Jon keeps getting kidnapped every time he’s about to return home to Martin... I mean the institute *cough cough*

    @icarisk7013@icarisk70133 жыл бұрын
    • this exactly

      @broblerone413@broblerone413 Жыл бұрын
    • JUST LET JON RETURN TO HIS MARTIN!, oh I mean to the institute 👀

      @nanna5684@nanna5684 Жыл бұрын
  • I think my favorite part about getting deeper & deeper into this series is my increasing inability to remember anyone other than the archival team. Everytime a familiar name crops up, I'm like, "Ah, yes, so & so...who?"

    @zombiecat1851@zombiecat18513 жыл бұрын
    • that's why i made a google doc with all the names lmao

      @confused-as-ell@confused-as-ell Жыл бұрын
    • @@confused-as-ell oo, curious to see your doc! i didnt make one but am in the same boat of "i know that name...?"

      @SukiHayashiGaming@SukiHayashiGaming Жыл бұрын
    • @@SukiHayashiGaming unfortunately, my google doc contains spoilers for the whole show, as i finished tma a couple weeks ago lmao

      @confused-as-ell@confused-as-ell Жыл бұрын
    • @@confused-as-ell ahhhh ok, well one of these days ill finish this bad boi. And ill come back for your docs! XD

      @SukiHayashiGaming@SukiHayashiGaming Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@confused-as-ell can we still have the link? For after we complete the series?

      @69_pigeons_in_a_trenchcoat@69_pigeons_in_a_trenchcoat Жыл бұрын
  • I know I've commented on it before, but the sound design of The Magnus Archives is what moves it from "that's a pretty good podcast" to " if they didnt say it's a podcast at the beginning and end I could believe this is real". the end of this episode was full on audio movie. I could picture the entire scene in my mind just from the sound effects. police siren, turn signal, footsteps on gravel. So good!

    @Shadowreaper5@Shadowreaper54 жыл бұрын
  • The most terrifying bit of this episode: Greyhound Transportation

    @emilyneff3168@emilyneff31684 жыл бұрын
    • HONESTLY THO, i traveled with them once, never again holleyyy

      @tenderraven6150@tenderraven61503 жыл бұрын
    • I felt that, greyhound sucks ass bro

      @deadinthename@deadinthename3 жыл бұрын
    • I was going to say the American accent, but you’re right Greyhound is way worse 😂😂😂

      @Dunedien@Dunedien3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Dunedien At least, the police officer isn't supposed to be American so maybe that could excuse the accent eh

      @macabrecitrus2127@macabrecitrus21272 жыл бұрын
    • @@macabrecitrus2127 I was actually trying to figure out if it was a purposefully incorrect accent or not, lol. I don't hold it against them either way. American actors have screwed up all kinds of accents.

      @Dunedien@Dunedien2 жыл бұрын
  • Why does everybody call this goth kid a different name?! Jared Gerard "Key" "Kay"

    @mackenziedillon295@mackenziedillon2954 жыл бұрын
    • Mackenzie Dillon Quirks of different British accents. It’s Gerard.

      @tylerasw5103@tylerasw51034 жыл бұрын
    • jared is a different character

      @mozarteanchaos@mozarteanchaos3 жыл бұрын
    • @@mozarteanchaos I know, it's just that to my untrained Canadian ears the way that Jonny pronounces "Gerard" sounds exactly like how he pronounces "Jared" but it's really just quirks of accents from different regions. 🤍🤍

      @mackenziedillon295@mackenziedillon2953 жыл бұрын
    • Gerard keay If you look at transcripts from comments

      @saurabhsharma6939@saurabhsharma69393 жыл бұрын
  • This is by far the most unrecognized horror podcast ive ever heard. It's also one of the most unique in its formula, the overarching narrative is such a great way to set up this kind of podcast. Everything from the writing to the characters is well executed and performed. Keep up the talent guys, I'm utterly blown away with every listen.

    @Suppuh@Suppuh5 жыл бұрын
    • unrecognized? boy do I have some news for you!

      @nishatlamisaathoi9076@nishatlamisaathoi90763 жыл бұрын
    • @@nishatlamisaathoi9076 it wasn't this popular 2 years ago. I think

      @hillsophie334@hillsophie3343 жыл бұрын
    • @@hillsophie334 It’s still niche, most popularity comes from tumblr

      @adarkertriad@adarkertriad2 жыл бұрын
    • @@adarkertriad I was surprised to find that my therapist of all people is a fan of it, lol

      @odditycat2716@odditycat2716 Жыл бұрын
  • Just realized-The other forces have beings that follow them, like the vampires, the not!them, and the fake people from the anatomy class. I wonder if we’ll ever see nonhuman servants of The Beholding. Jon needs, like, a therapy unicorn.

    @tylerasw5103@tylerasw51034 жыл бұрын
    • Unfortunately, he has Elias instead. Actually, wasn't there an episode where a woman looked in a cursed mirror and saw a giant eye, then couldn't stop feeling watched and tried to destroy the Archives? That thing probably counts.

      @b-blythe6763@b-blythe67633 жыл бұрын
    • @@b-blythe6763 I'm amazed and horrified at the implication that Elias is equivalent to a therapy unicorn.

      @jaderush4141@jaderush41413 жыл бұрын
    • the admiral [cat] just a swarm of therapy cats

      @RedCanary2005@RedCanary2005 Жыл бұрын
    • there was the thing in alexandria

      @mjamin9124@mjamin9124 Жыл бұрын
    • @@b-blythe6763 Elias being a therapy unicorn made me laugh

      @midnights2631@midnights2631 Жыл бұрын
  • when tim went on " holiday" he was feeling the same way. jon hasnt been at the institute in a while

    @nialls.9939@nialls.99393 жыл бұрын
  • i'll admit i got so used to british accents that hearing trevor talk took me a while to understand what he was saying lmao

    @HyacinthoIgnis@HyacinthoIgnis4 жыл бұрын
    • His accent is from northern England, specifically Manchester.

      @heresthadude1080@heresthadude10803 жыл бұрын
    • But Trevor also has a British accent...

      @jasonschuler2256@jasonschuler22563 жыл бұрын
    • @@heresthadude1080 that's why it sounded to me like Breekon & Hope?

      @elevalero716@elevalero7162 жыл бұрын
  • you can hear Jon's voice getting stronger just in the "statement of " section

    @Shadowreaper5@Shadowreaper54 жыл бұрын
  • inspector sans undertale...

    @morreiy@morreiy4 жыл бұрын
    • So it WASN'T just me who heard it! And here I was thinking my Undertale-depenent brain was misinterpreting what I'm hearing...

      @BlueCat201X@BlueCat201X3 жыл бұрын
    • Megalovania softly plays in the background

      @SuperClass3000@SuperClass30003 жыл бұрын
    • @@BlueCat201X what did you hear?

      @hillsophie334@hillsophie3343 жыл бұрын
  • Season 1 episode setups... and a season 2 one... MAG009 - A Father's Love... First time featuring Julia Montauk MAG010 - Vampire Killer... First time featuring Trevor Herbert MAG056 - Children of The Night... Second time featuring Trevor Herbet. When I first heard the name Julia, I couldn't believe it. Damn, a goodie stuff for "the Hunt"

    @KemonoPriestessHazuki@KemonoPriestessHazuki4 жыл бұрын
    • and Officer Mustermann is one of the students from 'Anatomy Class'

      @sealcollom8388@sealcollom83884 жыл бұрын
    • Seal Don’t think so. It’s just a German name

      @tylerasw5103@tylerasw51034 жыл бұрын
    • @@tylerasw5103 he is tho.

      @grinstrashcan@grinstrashcan4 жыл бұрын
    • @@tylerasw5103 He definitely is. Why would they the same german surname (especially the german version of "John Doe) twice for different characters?

      @DerMoerpler@DerMoerpler3 жыл бұрын
    • and in the taken ill ep, an old man and a young woman were said to be at the ivy meadows care home and presumably set it on fire (i think jon even commented on it how the old man could've been trevor)

      @janabrkic426@janabrkic4263 жыл бұрын
  • inspector... inspector sans..

    @8ball191@8ball1914 жыл бұрын
    • MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES

      @VM-bn7pl@VM-bn7pl4 жыл бұрын
    • Thank you

      @maddyc2025@maddyc20254 жыл бұрын
    • thank you dave strider from homestuck

      @chat33th@chat33th3 жыл бұрын
    • dave homestuck are you friends with sans undertale?

      @bonniecornelius3836@bonniecornelius38363 жыл бұрын
    • @@bonniecornelius3836 yeah definitely

      @8ball191@8ball1913 жыл бұрын
  • "So...kidnapped. Again." Oh Jon

    @c.r.4985@c.r.49853 жыл бұрын
  • Max Mustermann is the german version of "that dude who buys 50 Watermelons in the math exam" so I laughted in terror, for not knowing what unholy large amounds of semingly random items he might have in store for and/or against us

    @haroldgloom8637@haroldgloom86372 жыл бұрын
  • This episode gave me the notion of a Supernatural crossover and I've never had such a cursed idea in my life.

    @victoriaweasley1115@victoriaweasley11154 жыл бұрын
    • same

      @Companion92@Companion923 жыл бұрын
    • I mean, I saw a tumblr post a while back talking abt a supernatural crossover with tma, cursed idea, but I'd still love to see it, just out of morbid curiosity

      @jessbailie3539@jessbailie35393 жыл бұрын
  • My man Trevor the vampire slayer! Not dead and still killing it, literally XD

    @halfchiangel88@halfchiangel883 жыл бұрын
  • "unless he was somehow able to lie to me" power using KING i absolutely love how much more supernatural he gets, its p clear hes not just getting superpowers out of it but that hes also changing in other ways and thats soo much better than "he has evil superpowers but hes a Good Guy so he uses them only for Good" thing that happens so often i love this podcast so much

    @conibal5045@conibal50453 жыл бұрын
  • Fuck's sake, that's why the statements Elias was sending didn't have anything to do with what Gertrude was doing. That wasn't the point of them. If it wasn't to get Jon addicted it was to keep him going after he already had been.

    @belindaluna2067@belindaluna20674 жыл бұрын
    • What a caring boss

      @Emma-kw1nx@Emma-kw1nx3 жыл бұрын
    • i'm pretty sure he was sending the statements gertrude was readin.

      @tmaxgo6696@tmaxgo66963 жыл бұрын
    • ​@tmaxgo6696 It was both. He was sending Jon the statements Gertrude collected in relation to her research on the rituals; but also, Jon needed to continue reading statements while in hiding, or he'd go into 'withdrawal' and realize what was happening to him.

      @melissaharris3389@melissaharris3389Ай бұрын
  • getting a weird feeling from the daughter of a serial killer saying that giving her statement helped her "put the pieces together"

    @jefcostellokinnie3933@jefcostellokinnie39333 жыл бұрын
    • Obviously super late and you almost certainly already know but I’m a first timer. My theory is that Gertrude put information into her mind like Elias did Melanie

      @SengokuTheGouda@SengokuTheGouda Жыл бұрын
  • This episode has confirmed my mental canon of Trevor Herbert being a wild racoon man. Nothing will change that truth. Poor Jon's resignation that he's changing, no longer something to be feared, nothing he can protect his employees from, he's not resisting anymore.

    @rorygiambalvo2955@rorygiambalvo29552 жыл бұрын
  • Jon: Welcome to watch mojo and today we're rating my top 10 kidnappings, starting from number one: Julia Montauk. Because hey, at least she let me walk out without a gun in her hand

    @atiredweeb8551@atiredweeb8551 Жыл бұрын
  • poor jon. the way he'd like 'i'm getting kidnapped again. great.'

    @AmazingAroAce@AmazingAroAce3 жыл бұрын
  • thinking about the hunt addiction trevor talked about in the second part of his statement,,,, can't help to think maybe he's serving a power in the same way jon does??

    @NielKlauss@NielKlauss3 жыл бұрын
  • So, last thing i expected this episode was the daughter of Robert Montauk and The Heroin Addicted Vampire Killer to appear

    @nanusantos1696@nanusantos16963 жыл бұрын
  • god that change in his voice as he does his statement intro is delicious, hes so spacey and feeble at the begining and by the time he gets to "London" its back to full, strong Archivist mode its not subtle i know but i just love it

    @lel1160@lel1160 Жыл бұрын
  • julia reminds me of a chiller version of daisy

    @aw3707@aw37073 жыл бұрын
  • Just got to work. My office is next to the hospital where Gerard Keay supposedly died. Offered a bit of unnerving reality to this episode.

    @travispratt3571@travispratt35712 жыл бұрын
    • Imagine what It's like if you're a Londoner listening. All this horror set just down the street or around the corner.

      @melissaharris3389@melissaharris3389Ай бұрын
  • As an American, I’ve never heard an American accent quite like this one lmao. Big “European affecting an American accent” vibes, like I really felt like him using the “pop the trunk” American idiom was deliberate lol

    @tylerasw5103@tylerasw51034 жыл бұрын
    • If I remember correctly he is the one friend they knew with an American accent and that’s why they cast him

      @malmorose@malmorose3 жыл бұрын
    • @@malmorose The character is also one of the student from "Anatomy Class"... So not American... nor human

      @macabrecitrus2127@macabrecitrus21272 жыл бұрын
    • @@macabrecitrus2127 So it may actually be like Breekon & Hope, a NotThem that was began its ... life ... in the UK, doesn't have many US accents around to copy except from TV/films, aaaaand hams it up a bit, like Breekon & Hope's fake Cockney accents?

      @-S.L.@-S.L.2 жыл бұрын
    • sounds minnesotan, mid east united states. jonny did say they got their only american friend to voice musterman, i think you should travel more

      @boobertthefoolish3309@boobertthefoolish3309 Жыл бұрын
    • @@boobertthefoolish3309 I think more Canadian borderish. I hear that along the border both east and west.

      @darcieclements4880@darcieclements4880 Жыл бұрын
  • I Wasn't expecting that last voice. Omg I can belive he is here

    @fridaysantos738@fridaysantos7384 жыл бұрын
  • As a Chicagoan, hearing Jon saying “I’ve just touched down in O’Hare airport” gave me whiplash for a second

    @yourlocaltheatrekid900@yourlocaltheatrekid900 Жыл бұрын
  • What I wouldn’t give to hear that convo between the apartment landlord and Jon where the guy calls the circus music a “cally-ope” and Jon’s eye twitches and he goes “Yes. One of Those.”

    @NovaStella_@NovaStella_11 ай бұрын
  • Officer Musterman......? Lmao, the way they keep incorporating placeholder names from other languages for Monsters because ofc they wouldn‘t know any better is hilarious

    @hannahnight7713@hannahnight77133 жыл бұрын
    • It's probably an intentional reference to the Anatomy Class episode.

      @FH-rp6zs@FH-rp6zs3 жыл бұрын
  • "Kidnapped by vampire hunters" was definitely not on my bingo card XD

    @SunlightHugger@SunlightHugger Жыл бұрын
  • "I'm going to bed" Finally. I'm so proud of him

    @epiphanierosenstern5635@epiphanierosenstern56352 жыл бұрын
  • No one: The comment section hearing "Inspector Sands": SANS UNDERTALE

    @gwendolynpeterson5229@gwendolynpeterson52294 жыл бұрын
  • Ohhh the voice acting as John slowly gets better as he reads the statement was so good,,,,,, and Julia/Trevor team up????? And they seem awfully suspicious of my boy???? Y’all all my boy does is do funky empathetic voice acting with his statements come on he’s not evil 😭🥺😩

    @birbelle@birbelle2 жыл бұрын
  • Think of it less of a _kidnapping_ , and,,, _more_ of a forced roadtrip ❤

    @TheVoidsFlame@TheVoidsFlame11 ай бұрын
  • is it just me or did the cop's american accent sound kinda weird? like so average american it almost sounded fake

    @11saphira99@11saphira994 жыл бұрын
    • The cop’s last name was Mustermann, the same name as one of the Anatomy Students back in Season 1 (Episode 34 I think). He might be one of those fake people. They serve the Stranger I think so makes sense that he’d be the cop thats been following Jon all episode as well.

      @blakerichardson1002@blakerichardson10024 жыл бұрын
    • Blake Richardson They were said to have no real accent. Not sure what that means to a British person though...

      @koromoro6682@koromoro66824 жыл бұрын
    • @@koromoro6682 American, apparently-

      @PrincessDerpy@PrincessDerpy3 жыл бұрын
    • @@PrincessDerpy Weird american

      @trucetruce335@trucetruce3353 жыл бұрын
    • @@koromoro6682 I think the fact they didn't have any accents in that other ep only supports this theory. They don't have the concept of different accents, they just shapeshift into whatever is considered the norm round here. So, an English accent for UK, an American accent for US.

      @jaderush4141@jaderush41413 жыл бұрын
  • I cannot tell you how loud I screamed when I heard Vihan Prasad. I cannot. Casual representation gives me so much life, but I don't exactly expect this much representation. It's glorious. AAAAAHAHHAHAHHA

    @ErrorNotFound-nl1sh@ErrorNotFound-nl1sh2 жыл бұрын
  • I had a theory since the interview with the fire lady on avatars. I think it is a bit of "feed or be fed on". And that is coherent with John's need to read statement and his sentiment of being watch when he doesn't.

    @achnav3762@achnav37623 жыл бұрын
  • Oh. Well that was unexpected. I'm awful at piecing those sounds together, not really sure what happened with the police officer, and who screamed. And why did Jon not have a passport???

    @cawareyoudoin7379@cawareyoudoin73794 жыл бұрын
    • I think he did have his passport, but he also recognized the cop as the same one that was following him earlier? Or was alert to him not being exactly human otherwise

      @hrani@hrani4 жыл бұрын
    • That makes sense. Thanks!

      @cawareyoudoin7379@cawareyoudoin73794 жыл бұрын
    • The cops last name was Mustermann, the john doe name in german is Max Mustermann I think he was suspicious as well because of that

      @kaj8877@kaj88774 жыл бұрын
    • I got confused at first too but with the plot twist that the guy's actually probably a vampire you have many possible explanations : 1) he recognised the dude who was following him earlier (most likely tbh) 2) He noticed the guy wasn't moving his mouth while talking and got suspicious 3) freaky Eye powers goes "Alert danger"? Edit : ah also apparently the dude has the same name as one of the 7 students from season 1 who were most likely shapeshifters learning human body sooo maybe he felt that too

      @itstictac2825@itstictac28254 жыл бұрын
    • @@itstictac2825 Yeah, I'm awful at remembering names, he was one of the shapeshifters. (the hearts episode was so funny to be honest, I just laughed uncontrollably)

      @cawareyoudoin7379@cawareyoudoin73794 жыл бұрын
  • The way his voice clearly gets stronger when he starts reading the statement is just wow. Jonathan Sims' voice acting is just 10/10. Edit: I'M SORRY TREVOR SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE HOW I IMAGINED HIM TO SOUND

    @itisactuallyira@itisactuallyira8 ай бұрын
  • Oooh, Jon's voice strengthened as he began the statement.

    @ann-margretparke9525@ann-margretparke95253 жыл бұрын
    • He was feeding.

      @Ghostrecall_M@Ghostrecall_M Жыл бұрын
  • Hell yeah! Knew Trevor was still in the game. Absolute god tier reveal, especially teamed up with Julie Montorque?? Amazing!

    @americantoastman7296@americantoastman72963 жыл бұрын
  • Hearing an American voice was the most jarring thing about this episode tbh

    @vivkaupish7621@vivkaupish76213 жыл бұрын
  • Jonny boi really out here like "if you're gonna kidnap me at least know who I am first" "oh and also let me tell you where I work"

    @lemmetalkaboutthis@lemmetalkaboutthis2 жыл бұрын
  • Jon's not well and I'm getting really worried now, he sounds so ill!!! :(

    @vaishaliwarrier6610@vaishaliwarrier66103 жыл бұрын
  • Kidnapped. Again. *rolls eyes*

    @nidhi-nb7ws@nidhi-nb7ws3 жыл бұрын
  • i like the cops voice, also i think the nervousness of john is absolutely hilarious

    @technicallyatart2636@technicallyatart26363 жыл бұрын
  • [CLICK] [BACKGROUND NOISE OF CROWDED AIRPORT] ARCHIVIST I’ve, uh, just touched her in O’Hare International Airport, following up on the address I received from Xiaoling. Apparently they were staying in West Pullman, Chicago. At least, they were when Gertrude requested the statements forwarded on to them. I’m going to get a hotel and follow up the address tomorrow. I wouldn’t normally bother recording here, but I think… I thought I was being followed. (sigh) I might just be jumpy. I’ll keep my eyes peeled. [CLICK] [CLICK] The address didn’t really pan out. The place deals in short-term rentals, and a dozen people must have gone through that apartment since Gertrude and Gerard stayed there. The owner did remember her - “that old Brit and her son” - but he said anything they left behind was either sold or thrown out. They did leave a forwarding address, of sorts: anything that came was to be sent on to the Usher Foundation in Washington, DC. Who, I assume, would send it on to the Magnus Institute. I asked him about circuses around at the time, and he said he didn’t remember there being one, but a few nights while Gertrude was there, he had heard music - “like one of those little organs” - coming from West Pullman Park. I’m planning to make the journey down to Washington in the hopes that Gertrude might have visited the Usher Foundation. According to our earlier emails, they don’t have any record of it on file, but… (sigh) I did notice however the one of the Greyhound routes there goes through Pittsburgh. Now, according to the details Melanie retrieved a few months back, Pittsburgh is where Gerard Keay allegedly died. He was admitted to UPMC Presbyterian emergency department having suffered a massive seizure, and died less than a day later. I think I might have to pay a visit and ask around. … (sigh) Also, I’m definitely being followed. There’s a police officer, I saw him at the airport as well, he stood out a bit because he wasn’t immigration, or TSA or anything like that. He just, he just looked like a Chicago beat cop. Well, I saw him again today. And I’m pretty sure he was watching me. [CLICK] [CLICK] (hoarsely, wheezing intermittently) The, the hospital was, the hospital was interesting. It’s all very well being able to get people to answer your questions, but if they genuinely don’t remember something, it’s not always as useful as it seems. I only found one person, Louis Brown, a nurse, who recalls working the night Gerard Keay was admitted. His “mother” was with him - and I almost feel like Gertrude took a perverse joy in the pretense - she explained his condition to the doctor, though could apparently offer no good reason he wasn’t in full-time treatment, as his cancer was by this point… very advanced. (sigh) They did everything they could to save him, but he had a second seizure shortly after he was admitted, and there was nothing they could do. Unless he was somehow able to lie to me this nurse, Louis, honestly believes Gerard Keay is dead. (sigh) Maybe I came all this way for nothing. … There’s one thing I very much do need to follow up on, though. Apparently Gertrude was arrested shortly afterwards. Louis only heard about this secondhand, but she was… apparently… caught breaking into the morgue… where Gerard’s body was being kept… I need some sleep. I haven’t seen a cop since I left Chicago, so maybe I was wrong. … I’m not feeling so good. [CLICK] [CLICK] (hoarse, sluggish- and vague-sounding) I’ve been looking into Gertrude’s arrest. I couldn’t get through to Melanie, but Martin managed to find a few details online. Gertrude was arrested for trespassing, but released shortly afterwards without being charged. I managed to track down the arresting officer, one Jay Rebecks, who said that she’d been found over the body of Gerard Keay reading from a large, strangely-shaped book. They’d been unable to determine if the mutilations on Gerard’s body had been done by her, and in the end she somehow managed to talk them out of pressing charges. Officer Rebecks didn’t remember what she’d said, but he did recall that she’d never returned for the book. It was sitting in evidence for almost a year before, as far as Rebecks was aware, it simply vanished. I, I don’t really know what to make of any of this. I’m, uh, I’m confused, I’m, I’m dizzy, I, I think I saw the police officer from Chicago again, in the station where I was talking to Rebecks. I… I’m not… feeling well… [CLICK] [CLICK] (very hoarse) Elias has, um… I, I, got a letter, well, an envelope… it’s, it’s a statement. There’s, there’s a note, “to tide you over,” and, uh… … Statement of Howard Ewing, regarding his interview with an unidentified member of British Transport Police. Original statement given February 1st, 2010. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London. Statement begins. ARCHIVIST (STATEMENT) The room is hot. It’s small and there are no windows, and the table is sheet metal. It shouldn’t be so hot in January, but I think maybe they’ve just got the heating turned up too high. When I rest my arm on the table too long, I can see the patches of sweat on the smooth surface as I lift them up again. I’ve asked for water so many times, and he always says it’s coming, but it hasn’t come yet. He just sits there. He’s wearing the uniform of the British Transport Police. Three pips on his shoulder, but he won’t show me his badge, he won’t show me any ID. Why are they doing this? I didn’t do anything. The officers that brought me here were friendly, kind. It was only after they left and it got so hot and he started sitting across from me. He’s smiling, asking me questions again and again. “What were you doing earlier tonight?” My job, I was doing my job. Cleaning Moorgate Station. Me and Kelly and Vihan were the night cleaners and that’s what we were doing. We’d done the ticket office and the corridors and the entrances and we were getting started on the platforms. Why is that so hard for him to understand?

    @petraivan6778@petraivan67783 жыл бұрын
    • He laughs, and I wince as sweat drops into my eye. “When did you first notice something was wrong?” We had just started work on the platform itself when we heard the tannoy come on. I don’t know how. As far as I kne, it wasn’t even powered. But there was that slight crackle and then: “this is a security announcement” We all waited, confused, but what came out next sounded muffled, like it was coming up through five feet of water. I couldn’t make out any of the words, and from the looks on their faces, neither could my colleagues. We strained to listen, but after a few seconds it was silent again. We all looked at each other and Vihan started to shrug when there came an incredible shrieking noise from the speakers. It felt like needles through my eardrums, and it was all I could do to stay upright. I saw Kelly fall to the floor clutching her head. Then it stopped completely, and we all looked at each other again, catching our breath, trying to figure out who to report this to, and how. “How did you become aware of the train?” The first thing I noticed was the smell. Even before the noise or the heat, there was a sticky greasy smell in the air, like burning chemicals and spoiled bacon. I tried to figure out where it was coming from, and I realized it got stronger the closer to the tunnel mouth I moved. By the time I reached the end of the platform I was almost gagging. The others looked like they had mostly recovered from the screeching tannoy, and were noticing my odd movements and came over to investigate themselves. I saw Vihan pull a face as he approached, and I pointed weakly to the opening of the tunnel. I carefully climbed down onto the tracks and looked out into the dark that led to Old Street. That’s when I saw it. “What did the carriage look like?” It was hard to tell through the flames. They were all over it, curling and writhing and crawling through the crevices in the wreckage. It wasn’t intact, though. Parts of it were clearly crumpled and broken, and I saw shards of steel and glass embedded in the wall. It was lit by the dim red flames. “What did it look like?” There were people still inside. I could see them, arms and heads reaching out of broken windows and split metal, blackened and rendered almost unrecognizable by the fire and the heat, but they still moved and twitched and cried out in pain and terror, scratching at the edge of their burning metal tomb. But everything was choked and surrounded by a thick acrid black smoke that stunned my eyes and lungs, so nothing seemed the same from one moment to the next. “What did it look like?” It looked like hell. “What did you hear?” Everything. The tunnel echoed and funneled the sounds until I could hear every agonized cry, every pop and crackle of the fire, the groaning of metal that matched the groaning of the wounded and the dying, it all hit me at once, like the tunnel was pushing the tidal wave of sound out just for me. The shape was perfect for a terrible screaming oven. From behind me I heard the shouts of Kelly and Rehan, though I don’t know if it was because they saw it, too, or because they saw me fall to my knees in horror. I could hear the tannoy again, now clearly speaking: “Will Inspector Sands please report, will Inspector Sands please report,” over and over again. He smiles, and the tiny room gets hotter. “Who is Inspector Sands?” It’s a code, one of the codes we use to alert staff to situations of disaster or fire. It usually means there’s a fire. It’s to keep people calm. It’s meant to not cause any panic, keep them safe, even if there’s an emergency. He laughs, and I wish I could go home. “How many people were on the train?” I don’t know. “What sort of train carriage was it?” I don’t know. “Where did it come from?” I don’t know. “Did you scream?” Yes. At least I think so. The back of my throat was dry and hot and painful, so my mouth must have been open. I think I was screaming. “What were your colleagues doing?” Vihan was gripping me by the shoulders, shaking me, yelling at me to wake up. But I was awake, I was wide awake, and I think in some ways he was talking to himself. Kelly was walking past me, trying to battle through the choking rancid smoke. I hope she was planning to try and rescue those trapped in the wreckage, but maybe she was simply trying to join them. I couldn’t do anything to help either of them, and I knew that if I touched them I would burn them. He inhales as if in triumph. “And where are they now?” They’re dead. At least that’s what I was told when the officers brought me here. They found no wreckage, nothing in the tunnels, no corpses wailing through an underground inferno, just the dead and burnt bodies of Kelly Dwyer and Vihan Prasad. “What do you love most in the world?” The question sends a shock through my whole body. I know this is what he wants, all he truly cares about. I want to lie, to say that I love nothing and nobody, that I am alone in the world, and he’ll have to look elsewhere. My tongue burns in my mouth as I try to keep it still. “What do you love most in the world?” My father. I love my father more than anything. “Who am I?” I don’t answer, and he lets me leave. My father is dead a week later. A heart attack at the age of 63. Everyone is surprised and saddened, but not shocked. I try to tell myself it’s a coincidence, that a heart attack is the most natural death in the world, but at the funeral, despite arranging it myself, despite selecting the burial plot and the headstone, I watch as they take my father off for cremation, and nobody can tell me why. They simply say how sorry they are for my loss, and hand me my father’s ashes. I don’t want his ashes. I know he’ll be back, the policeman with three bright pips on his shoulder. And he’ll ask me what else I love. And I’ll tell him. Then he’ll ask me who he is, and I won’t say. I don’t want to cause any panic. ARCHIVIST Statement ends. … (sigh) I’m going to bed. [CLICK] [CLICK] I feel… a lot better. I’d love to rattle off a list of potential other reasons for this - nice rational causes of recovery - but… I think we’re past the point of transparent rationalizations. It looks like the recording of statements has now passed over from psychological compulsion into a more physical dependence. I don’t know whether this is some sort of classical addiction, or something a bit deeper. But either way, this is not the time for experimentation. I am on a deadline, and if I need to be reading statements to stay well enough, then I suppose that’s what I shall do. What irritates me most is that Elias was clearly aware of this, hence his sending me this, which seems to serve no other purpose but as a restorative. But, as usual, he chose to keep this very useful information to himself.

      @petraivan6778@petraivan67783 жыл бұрын
    • I think I’ve reached another dead end here. I’ve decided it’s the last one. The Institute needs me there, not jetting around the world following a cold trail that may well not have led to anything useful the first time. (sigh) I’ve a Greyhound booked down to Washington DC tomorrow. I’m going to stop in at the Usher Foundation, just in case they have anything that might help, and then I’m flying home. [CLICK] [CLICK] ARCHIVIST I’m at a rest stop. The, uh, the buses, they’re, they’re giving us a comfort break, but there’s, there’s a woman here in the cafe, the diner, whatever. I’ve seen her car, I think she’s following the bus. She’s early 30s, I think, dressed nondescript: hard-wearing denim, old leather. And she is… definitely watching me. She doesn’t look like - she’s coming over, I think - Hello? Uhh, can I… help you? WOMAN Sure. Whatever you’re reaching for, don’t. ARCHIVIST I… what? WOMAN Keep your hands on the table, and we can all walk away from this. ARCHIVIST You, you’re English. WOMAN So are you. Ah-ah! Hands on the table. ARCHIVIST Who are you? WOMAN Julia. Who are you? ARCHIVIST Uh… uh, you don’t know me? JULIA Should I? ARCHIVIST No, I-I guess! Just, uh, I mean everyone normally seems to. JULIA Hm. Good for you. ARCHIVIST N-not really. JULIA So, who are you? ARCHIVIST Oh, uh, uh, Jonathan! - uh, John. Sims. Uh, I’m the Head Archivist for the Magnus Institute. London. JULIA Oh, you don’t say. So what brings you down to the I-70. Pennsylvania. ARCHIVIST Uh, look, I mean… you’re the one following me. JULIA We were told you were asking some interesting questions around a few places back in Pittsburgh. And you seem to have attracted the attention of something we’ve been watching for a while. ARCHIVIST …uh… my, my bus is leaving… JULIA Let it. You’re riding with me. ARCHIVIST I don’t think so. JULIA Then try to run. Go on. ARCHIVIST So… kidnapped. Again. JULIA Think of it like… an escort. Personal bodyguard. You’re heading to DC, right? Come on, we can chat in the car. I’m sure you’ve got a ton of librarian stories. The miles will just fly by. ARCHIVIST Do I have any choice? JULIA If you did you’d only make a mistake. [ARCHIVIST SIGHS] Come on. [CLICK] [CLICK] [SOUNDS OF INSIDE OF MOVING CAR] ARCHIVIST …are you alright? You seem, uh… JULIA Sure. Just keeping an eye out. Waiting, you know. … So you’re from the Magnus Institute? ARCHIVIST Uh, yes. You, you know the Institute…? JULIA Oh, yeah. Checked myself in there a while back. Ended up spilling my guts to this old woman about my dad. Just, letting it all out. ARCHIVIST Oh, uh, that would be Gertrude. My, my predecessor. JULIA Didn’t catch her name. Weirdest thing, really. Didn’t mean to spill half of it, but… really helped me put the pieces together. You know? ARCHIVIST Uh, I’m starting to. JULIA Hm. You still haven’t told me what you’re doing this side of the pond. Or why you’re asking around about Gerard Keay. ARCHIVIST Uh (nervous laugh)… would you… believe me if I said I was trying to save the world? JULIA Probably not. ARCHIVIST … What about you? What brings the daughter of Robert Montauk all the way out here? And why, exactly are you - [SIRENS AS POLICE CAR APPROACHES] [JULIA PULLS OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD] JULIA (quietly) Hunting. [FOOTSTEPS AS POLICE OFFICER APPROACHES] [TAP ON WINDOW; JULIA ROLLS IT DOWN] POLICE OFFICER License and registration. JULIA Can I see some ID, please? POLICE OFFICER Of course… you British? JULIA I have my green card, Officer… Mustermann. MUSTERMANN And your friend? JULIA Visiting from home!

      @petraivan6778@petraivan67783 жыл бұрын
    • ARCHIVIST Julia… MUSTERMANN Does he have his passport on him? ARCHIVIST Julia. JULIA I assume so. Can’t say I asked him - John. ARCHIVIST J-J-Julia, I-I don’t, I don’t think - ah… MUSTERMANN Step out of the car, please, sir. JULIA Now, hang on a second. MUSTERMANN Step out. Of the car. [TWO METALLIC CLUNKING SOUNDS] MUSTERMANN Pop the trunk, ma’am. JULIA I mean, there’s nothing in there. MUSTERMANN I’m not gonna ask you again. JULIA … Fine. MUSTERMANN Don’t move. Either one of you. [FOOTSTEPS] [SOUND OF TRUNK BEING OPENED] MUSTERMANN HOLY SH - [A GUNSHOT] [JULIA LAUGHS AS MUSTERMANN SWEARS AND SHOUTS] [ANOTHER GUNSHOT] [GRUNTING] [FOOTSTEPS] MAN Oh, bloody hell, Jule. You said he’d stop after a couple of miles. Been near on an hour. Ohhh, look at my neck, it don’t feel right… JULIA Oh, you knew it might take a while. MAN This him, then? JULIA It is. John, Trevor. ARCHIVIST Uh - T-Trevor Herbert, the, the Vampire Killer! TREVOR Julia… JULIA He works for the Magnus Institute. He’s read all about us. TREVOR Oh. Well, isn’t that something. JULIA My thoughts exactly. TREVOR Time for that later. You two help me now, this one needs its head off. JULIA You didn’t kill it?! TREVOR We don’t know what it is yet, do we? JULIA Ugh! ARCHIVIST What, the, the, the police officer? I think I have an idea. TREVOR Oh-ho! Do you now. Then you get the axe. It’s in the boot. ARCHIVIST I-I-I, I don’t… JULIA Come on. ARCHIVIST …right. Uh… [CLICK]

      @petraivan6778@petraivan67783 жыл бұрын
    • @@petraivan6778 thank you ㅇㅅㅇ

      @islaridland@islaridland3 жыл бұрын
    • @@islaridland you're welcome! :)

      @petraivan6778@petraivan67783 жыл бұрын
  • I just remembered, what ever happened to that Calliope organ?

    @mackenziedillon295@mackenziedillon2954 жыл бұрын
    • last time we heard of it it was missing from the artifact storage and we could hear it during one of the statements jon read at georgie's. i'm guessing not!them are stashing it somewhere for now so they can play it at the unknowing.

      @HyacinthoIgnis@HyacinthoIgnis4 жыл бұрын
    • It grew little legs and decided to walk out there and live its best life. In my opinion.

      @-S.L.@-S.L.2 жыл бұрын
  • We don’t talk about how unsettling “to tide you over” actually is. Realizing he had to feed off of statements to live would have been so horrific. It truly is the sharp turn into no longer being human or monster, but something else entirely.

    @marinterry3055@marinterry30553 ай бұрын
  • I heard the guy start talking and I was like Woah. That is the most AMERICAN accent I have ever heard. It's like white bread and unsalted butter. I'm American. I live in the most accent neutral region and even I thought that accent was really american

    @purplecatloverrandompizza@purplecatloverrandompizza2 жыл бұрын
    • I think its cuz we havent heard any american voices it's all been Brits so this guy is just really jarring

      @DJSilly9@DJSilly9 Жыл бұрын
  • 1. "Kidnapped. Again." 2. Julia Mountalk & Trevor Herbert;!!!!!!

    @St0nek@St0nek2 жыл бұрын
  • The way he goes from tired to normal simply by talking about the basic information of the statement was very well done

    @mr.sheeppeehs4204@mr.sheeppeehs4204 Жыл бұрын
  • I always find it hilarious when British people try to do American accents

    @jarf2448@jarf24484 жыл бұрын
    • Many can manage it better than the opposite. Americans relax and usually talk louder (at least Southern wise).

      @Ghostrecall_M@Ghostrecall_M Жыл бұрын
  • this is my third time through and of everything that happened in this episode, Gerard dying in Pittsburgh is the biggest loop this series ever threw me through like that’s truly awful

    @dib-worm@dib-worm2 жыл бұрын
  • john finally gets sleep asmr

    @prismaticerror6911@prismaticerror69113 жыл бұрын
  • The officer who pulled them over was "Officer Mustermann," which is the same last name of Erika Mustermann, one of the strange students of the Anatomy professor, Lionel Elliot from episode 34.

    @PflugerAndrew@PflugerAndrew2 жыл бұрын
  • Ughhh I still so love that transition when Jon begins to read the statement. I already loved it when listening to this ep for the first time, but it's still so good!!!!

    @Feuerbluete@Feuerbluete3 жыл бұрын
  • julia: can i see some id? mustermann: of course- me, incredulously: no! that's not how that goes??? anyway, acab.

    @_kai2702@_kai27022 жыл бұрын
  • Something slightly off about that "American" accent. Which, given that it's an imitation by the Stranger, is perfect.

    @PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt Жыл бұрын
  • Julia and Trevor forming a team together has gotta be the corniest and most badass thing to have happened so far

    @thestranger4894@thestranger4894 Жыл бұрын
  • [applause]

    @marcusaralius2697@marcusaralius26974 жыл бұрын
  • ok ok is no one else gonna talk about 12:14 "will inspector *sans* (sands? idk it sounded like sans) please report" because i damn near had a stroke when i heard that combination of words in a mangus archives episode of all places

    @rileymichael2694@rileymichael26944 жыл бұрын
    • riley michael sans undertale

      @RoseMultiverse@RoseMultiverse4 жыл бұрын
    • It's Sands, as it is part of a, uh, joke, about using sand to cover up spillages.

      @perfidiousjewellery@perfidiousjewellery3 жыл бұрын
  • Trevor was supposed to have lung cancer, it got me thinking maybe he was serving another entity which prolonged his life.

    @ZaphodJan@ZaphodJan Жыл бұрын
    • Something like that...

      @melissaharris3389@melissaharris3389Ай бұрын
  • the montauk family giving even more winchester vibes, damn

    @user-bw6uw9uj3k@user-bw6uw9uj3k2 жыл бұрын
  • That ep was *chef's kiss*

    @tonio1377@tonio13774 жыл бұрын
  • HE’S BACK AWE YEAH TREVOR YEEEEEE

    @lostnetwork1780@lostnetwork17803 жыл бұрын
  • My theory from this episode and what we know so far: The policeman the witness is talking about, it was a manifestation of the Desolation, and I believe the reason why it appeared as a policeman was because the code name for fire in the station was "Inspector Sands", which is why when the policeman asks the witness who he is the witness doesn't respond 'cause "he doesn't want to cause any panic". Very interesting writing that one. We've seen in previous statements that the Desolation sometimes likes to play with its victims by killing the people they love the most instead, and this is what happens here too. Nothing else that seems to pop out from the statement itself. John has become more part of the Eye, and now he needs to be "fed" statements in order to not get "burned out" (as it was mentioned in a previous episode by a lady from the Desolation's cult "either you feed it and it gets stronger or you don't and it burns you down"). Trevor, who is the homeless vampire hunter, is working with Julia, the daughter of that serial killer who was killing for the Dark in order for the Dark to spare his daughter, and since Trevor was mentioned in a previous statement been seen working together with a young woman (in the care home episode with the doctor that was of the Filth), we can, for now at least, assume that that woman was Julia all along. I don't understand why Trevor had to stay inside the trunk though, maybe because that way of baiting and trapping the policeman was their plan from the start? I liked that John was fast on picking who is who and also for what reason, as well as his hint about the policeman, I believe it is that the policeman is part of the Stranger. I mean, John started having his suspicion once Julia read the policeman's name, and as I read in the comments, his name in German is like the "John Doe" or "John Smith" in english. Also, that name was also used in the episode about the anatomy students who, by now we already know, were most probably parts of the Stranger. Also, the thing Gertrude did with Gerard's body, it resembles the process that Mary, Gerard's mother, was talking about in her statement, so I believe that Gertrude either used that same Leitner book that Mary was using for years and she was talking about its final secret which, most likely, led to her death, but it wasn't really the end of her 'cause she is seen alive and kicking after her death, so I believed then and still believe now that the final secret of the book was a ritual to become immortal and tied to the book (something like how if Elias dies then all personnel of the archives dies, same logic but with the book), so Gertrude also used it on Gerard to bring him back, or she used another Leitner book to bring him back. So, just like how many other people in this series' universe normally died but are still in this world working under different identities or just by hiding in the shadows, I think the same thing is now the case about Gerard too.

    @evagrev7351@evagrev73512 жыл бұрын
    • I vert much agree with you

      @eusouabia2986@eusouabia2986 Жыл бұрын
    • It's a perfect summary and I go along with all your theoriea

      @CamilleChauTempsDesCerises@CamilleChauTempsDesCerises8 ай бұрын
  • The person at the beginning just remembering hearing circus music a couple years ago shows how powerful Jon is

    @Archiv1st@Archiv1st10 ай бұрын
  • well that's certainly an unlikely pair isn't it

    @TheJuliana0901@TheJuliana09014 жыл бұрын
  • My boi Trevor is back at it again. He'll probably "die", but he'll always be my fave.

    @V_Cerra@V_Cerra3 жыл бұрын
  • bro this episode said ACAB and also brought in perhaps my favs so far from past statements i'm so happy! maybe jon will actually have some fun on this kidnapping!

    @klaushargreevesstanaccount8835@klaushargreevesstanaccount88353 жыл бұрын
  • "Came like it was under 5 feet of water" Oh, perhaps like Asag talking from beneath the filthy waves...

    @mammon_is_god@mammon_is_god4 жыл бұрын
  • The creepiness of officer musterman is so underrated, they get him to sound spooky and not quite normal

    @benjaminjenkins2384@benjaminjenkins23847 ай бұрын
  • I love how Jon checks out as soon as the statement is done. He is OVER this shit

    @AdamOfIngolstadt@AdamOfIngolstadt Жыл бұрын
  • HAHAHHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS HELP ITS BEEN A WEEK SINCE I BEGAN LISTENING I- THIS IS SO BADASS I LOVE THIS BUT WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IM SO INTRIGUED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    @kilogramate@kilogramate4 жыл бұрын
  • “So, kidnapped.. again?”

    @Cedar128@Cedar128 Жыл бұрын
  • "If you did, you'd just make a mistake." Well, she's not entirely wrong.

    @ShadowyKatz@ShadowyKatz2 жыл бұрын
  • I haven't listened to the episode yet but there's a max Mustermann in the cast and all i can think of are the bone-apple-teeth aliens of whatever they were

    @lilaboxx@lilaboxx3 жыл бұрын
  • after listening to british accents for so many episodes it's weird to hear an american accent, which is funny because i have an american accent, but it took me a sec to get used to the cop's voice

    @broblerone413@broblerone413 Жыл бұрын
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