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Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate

Ted Nivison
2020 ж. 28 Қаз.
1 710 130 Рет қаралды
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I made pizza but I'm a pirate. that's literally it.
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In this episode of Cooking With Ted, Ted Nivison is Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate. This is the most excellent and informative cooking show. I made pizza homemade, utilizing yeast, dough, mozzarella, and all the other stuff that create a pizza. I feel glorious. I feel reborn. Why are you even looking at the bottom of the description what do you have to gain from reading this dude.

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  • Every time i see the rum bottle in frame more seems to be missing from the bottle

    @oggebruv6108@oggebruv61083 жыл бұрын

    • First to comment

      @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it@Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it3 жыл бұрын

    • Yohoho and a bottle of slowly declining amounts of rum

      @Pumpkal@Pumpkal3 жыл бұрын

    • It’s a pirates life for me

      @bigchuks2240@bigchuks22403 жыл бұрын

    • Q.

      @mdripon3719@mdripon37193 жыл бұрын

    • scrumpeh

      @mr.stealyourmilk1419@mr.stealyourmilk14193 жыл бұрын

  • “Why did I think that working with dough would work with a hook?” Man you are not ready to learn about dough hooks

    @luca3315@luca33153 жыл бұрын

    • Shhhhh dont tell him

      @wowok5357@wowok53573 жыл бұрын

    • yes that’s what i was thinking the whole time

      @dollym1lk980@dollym1lk9803 жыл бұрын

    • i’m sitting here in pain because of it

      @sarahbunnell6632@sarahbunnell66323 жыл бұрын

    • I was literally gonna say “he affixed his dough hook for this recipe”

      @taimahi8892@taimahi88923 жыл бұрын

    • To be fair he did only have a whisk attachment

      @cullylindquist9555@cullylindquist95553 жыл бұрын

  • Piracy is a crime, Ted. I hope you didn’t download that pizza without paying for it!

    @Slimecicle@Slimecicle3 жыл бұрын

    • well consider me a criminal cause I just commited arson

      @passi0nprojecttt@passi0nprojecttt3 жыл бұрын

    • This is true

      @nicolesprenkle7876@nicolesprenkle78763 жыл бұрын

    • I hate this

      @Epic0616@Epic06163 жыл бұрын

    • You wouldn't download a pizza, Would you?

      @fedgoon@fedgoon3 жыл бұрын

    • My pirated pizza comes out my dvd player.

      @yllwtoast@yllwtoast3 жыл бұрын

  • Im not even mad that he didn't use the hook for some parts cause it was a safety hazard

    @johnlink9397@johnlink93973 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah I think it was for the better either way.

      @pinkydupunkcyber7619@pinkydupunkcyber76193 жыл бұрын

    • @@pinkydupunkcyber7619 for the betterment of mankind

      @joeholden1599@joeholden15993 жыл бұрын

    • @@joeholden1599 Yes, after reading your comment what if some pirates took off their hook? Would it still be harder with a nub?

      @pinkydupunkcyber7619@pinkydupunkcyber76193 жыл бұрын

    • @@pinkydupunkcyber7619 a hook is better than nothing

      @joeholden1599@joeholden15993 жыл бұрын

    • @@pinkydupunkcyber7619 it think it would depend on the situation, on same materials you could get a better grip with your skin than with a metal hook when pressing down on a surface.

      @SpacetouristGaston@SpacetouristGaston2 жыл бұрын

  • He now has an actual kitchen and not just a glass desk and oven

    @carlwebber4094@carlwebber40943 жыл бұрын

    • Here's another comment

      @xnitrom5685@xnitrom56853 жыл бұрын

    • Here’s another comment

      @circumferenced@circumferenced2 жыл бұрын

    • 14:38 i say that... never

      @redmist6630@redmist66302 жыл бұрын

    • Here's another comment

      @Crinlask@Crinlask9 ай бұрын

  • You don't even need the pirate costume, I'm honestly just impressed that you made everything from scratch

    @cheesenjunk4333@cheesenjunk43333 жыл бұрын

    • I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear chese

      @AxxLAfriku@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын

    • @@AxxLAfriku if you’re getting a lot of hate and dislikes, you are probably doing something that people don’t want to see. That’s just logic. Also, no one likes a person who advertises on other people’s work. Maybe you can advertise a different way?

      @cosmostardust5624@cosmostardust56243 жыл бұрын

    • @@AxxLAfriku stfu

      @ethynberndt4863@ethynberndt48633 жыл бұрын

    • I acknowledge the opinion, I do not respect it though. The pirate costume is crucial to the pizza crafting process, it's as if you forgot the history lesson in the beginning.

      @sclappap7631@sclappap76313 жыл бұрын

    • @@AxxLAfriku Dude I Love your channel

      @fredrickbuttski2343@fredrickbuttski23433 жыл бұрын

  • i genuinely think that ted is an excellent cook and he gives himself handicaps because the world isn’t ready for his unbridled cooking abilities

    @ottootterr@ottootterr3 жыл бұрын

    • @MORE_ELZZZ piss pants

      @T---pc6tb@T---pc6tb3 жыл бұрын

    • @@T---pc6tb yeah!

      @uhoh7545@uhoh75453 жыл бұрын

    • He peeled the tomatoes sara...

      @ruaai795@ruaai7953 жыл бұрын

    • Hello tubbo stan

      @therealvlad505@therealvlad5053 жыл бұрын

    • He mixed dough with an electric mixer :( maybe another of his handicaps

      @kadeneccleston336@kadeneccleston3363 жыл бұрын

  • the horror i felt when ted said “mixing paddle attachment” and then immediately used the beaters on a hand mixer is astounding

    @giantworm4699@giantworm46993 жыл бұрын

    • The irony that he needed a dough hook is not lost on me

      @NHFNNC@NHFNNC3 жыл бұрын

    • Watching him peel that first tomato while screaming at my screen “just Blanche it! Just Blanche the tomatoes!!” Was more stressful than my finals.

      @poppycola1135@poppycola11353 жыл бұрын

    • @@poppycola1135 Yeah, I was like, "Don't you need to boil tomatoes to peel them? I'm pretty sure a potato peeler is too rough on a dainty tomatoe." I was also like, "If only he knew that you can use a dough hook to mix dough. And he's wearing one."

      @tricksfollies9549@tricksfollies95492 жыл бұрын

  • i love how ted just does worse when he removes the handicap

    @olliejohnson5158@olliejohnson51583 жыл бұрын

    • Ted cannot function without a handicap. He doesn't actually need glasses.

      @saladcuck855@saladcuck8553 жыл бұрын

    • His full power is too much for his physical body to endure

      @mrdeadtree9794@mrdeadtree97943 жыл бұрын

  • Ted's going through food processors as fast as the high school weed smokers go through girlfriends

    @bradya456@bradya4563 жыл бұрын

    • Smokers dont give girlfriends to their moms

      @mudkippl@mudkippl3 жыл бұрын

    • @@mudkippl huh

      @spofman@spofman3 жыл бұрын

    • @@mudkippl So.. do you?

      @W0B0N@W0B0N3 жыл бұрын

    • @@mudkippl your English is confusing

      @spofman@spofman3 жыл бұрын

    • I’m guessing ur a fan of a7x

      @tylerlove6561@tylerlove65613 жыл бұрын

  • I like how unnecessarily long and detailed the burning pizza, dancing pirate intro was. Please make the next video’s animated intro longer. I want to feel like it will never end and then get strangely into it like an anime intro. Please, ted, I need this.

    @JordanLikesYouAlot@JordanLikesYouAlot3 жыл бұрын

    • "Burning pizza, dancing pirate" is just a band name

      @calamaribowl8683@calamaribowl8683 Жыл бұрын

  • I just realized that he started 6 in the afternoon and finished at 2 in the morning. holy shit it took him 8 hours to make that pizza...

    @starsgone@starsgone3 жыл бұрын

    • I'm bringing you back to this video by force to tell you, woah

      @crazify_records@crazify_records2 жыл бұрын

    • @@crazify_records im bringing you back to this video to tell you, hi.

      @emolady666@emolady666 Жыл бұрын

    • @@emolady666 hello there :D

      @crazify_records@crazify_records Жыл бұрын

    • @@crazify_records :D

      @emolady666@emolady666 Жыл бұрын

    • bro he took 5 hours in the ultimate nut butter video

      @potato1907@potato1907 Жыл бұрын

  • I can't believe Ted actually learned a real cooking technique. Blanching.

    @chefj523@chefj5233 жыл бұрын

    • He lives up in a mansion

      @briefgamerup@briefgamerup3 жыл бұрын

    • I was screaming the whole time up until then

      @Adelaide_Spence@Adelaide_Spence3 жыл бұрын

    • @@briefgamerup and?

      @jasonc9105@jasonc91053 жыл бұрын

    • @@Adelaide_Spence No

      @depressoespresso6522@depressoespresso65223 жыл бұрын

    • As a cook, blanching is used for a few things. We use em for wings :/

      @reeeteee2526@reeeteee25263 жыл бұрын

  • My man really held up "Crumbled Goat Cheese" and said FETA CHEESE

    @andrewbunn4333@andrewbunn43333 жыл бұрын

    • bruh i read that as futa cheese how am i high without smoking anything

      @isaacisalive@isaacisalive2 жыл бұрын

  • Based on the microwave's clock, this video took almost 9 hours to make.

    @bunny-ul5vy@bunny-ul5vy3 жыл бұрын

    • 16:16

      @haaaaf8087@haaaaf80872 жыл бұрын

  • The whole time, the only thing I could imagine, was Ted setting the pizza of fire and firefighters had to come. I think it would be fucking hilarious that they would find a grown man in a pirate costume trying to make a pizza at 12am.

    @gthiccc4615@gthiccc46153 жыл бұрын

  • The reveal that his hand wasn’t actually a hook was an insane twist

    @idonthaveayoutube3761@idonthaveayoutube37613 жыл бұрын

    • put a spoiler warning next time 😔😔😔

      @derse_lol_ogy3014@derse_lol_ogy30143 жыл бұрын

    • yea man come on 😡

      @frenchwaffl@frenchwaffl3 жыл бұрын

    • Be more sensitive bro 😭

      @smartstuf1026@smartstuf10263 жыл бұрын

    • It was so surprising that he didn’t cut off his hand to put the hook on it

      @riley2784@riley27843 жыл бұрын

    • obviously didn't pay attention, he said he learned how to regrow his hand in pirate camp

      @beans8165@beans81653 жыл бұрын

  • To those of you who are confused : He's making pizza, but he's a pirate. I hope this cleared things up a bit.

    @doldldldldlldlslsaaamamma5762@doldldldldlldlslsaaamamma57623 жыл бұрын

    • Thank you for the explanation. I was getting very confused

      @Adam-cr2bx@Adam-cr2bx3 жыл бұрын

    • Holy shit thanks I was so confused

      @VersaucerCoff@VersaucerCoff3 жыл бұрын

    • God bless, dude. I was honestly so confused. Have an awesome day

      @WolfiWoolz@WolfiWoolz3 жыл бұрын

    • Ah, my savior. Thank you, I was so confused and scared.

      @carcinogenicoak3057@carcinogenicoak30573 жыл бұрын

    • My man walter out here putting pirate pizzas on roofs all day

      @daan9094@daan90943 жыл бұрын

  • Me: y-you can peel a tomato by blanching it Ted: *peels with a peeler*

    @alexandria7848@alexandria78483 жыл бұрын

  • Watching Ted cook is like watching a Sim from Sims4 cook, it just doesn't make sense how it always ends up looking good.

    @livingpers0n485@livingpers0n4852 жыл бұрын

  • “This is revolutionary” instantly pisses off 1000s of generations of Italian grandmas

    @aidanbove231@aidanbove2313 жыл бұрын

    • Mama mia is mad.

      @altjamie2019@altjamie20193 жыл бұрын

    • Nah just grandma's in general

      @Alialherati@Alialherati3 жыл бұрын

  • Ted looks like he's in front of a green screen in his own home

    @fedo1790@fedo17903 жыл бұрын

    • Your so right lol

      @mojosully6568@mojosully65683 жыл бұрын

    • The lighting and his size are just too non proportional

      @gardenjhr@gardenjhr3 жыл бұрын

    • I thought I was the only one who thought that

      @corruptedbird@corruptedbird3 жыл бұрын

    • Haha!! For real 😁😁😁

      @SeanFerree@SeanFerree3 жыл бұрын

    • Now I cant unsee it

      @normalplays4937@normalplays49372 жыл бұрын

  • Ad: "Todays magic is tomorrows future." Me: "wtf man, i just wanna watch a grown man in a pirate costume make the finest pizza ever.'

    @surgeofsouls@surgeofsouls3 жыл бұрын

  • "No video has ever taken me this long to make" *Laughs in Nut Butter*

    @bennelindley1824@bennelindley18243 жыл бұрын

  • “Spread a thin layer of olive oil in a large bowl” Ted: drowns the dough in olive oil

    @thatguywho1317@thatguywho13173 жыл бұрын

    • also ted: "Why is it so oily?"

      @Pigness7@Pigness73 жыл бұрын

    • He's making a miniature island. Like those pirate ships in bottles.

      @altokia2724@altokia27243 жыл бұрын

    • 😁😁😁😁

      @SeanFerree@SeanFerree3 жыл бұрын

    • I may not know how to cook, but holy fuck that was a lot of oil

      @marsbars4450@marsbars44503 жыл бұрын

  • Someone once said that ted sounded like he learned how to project his voice in high school and then never stopped and I've never been able to stop thinking about that

    @delicatedissonance8025@delicatedissonance80253 жыл бұрын

    • I can confirm this is true

      @emilynivison8052@emilynivison80523 жыл бұрын

    • @@emilynivison8052 Ted wit extra sister?

      @christiannybo5664@christiannybo56643 жыл бұрын

    • He was a theatre kid and it shows

      @robarazzzi3603@robarazzzi36033 жыл бұрын

    • He sounds like he’s stuck in a different era, John Mulaney energy but in the opposite direction

      @marshall9003@marshall90033 жыл бұрын

  • Alternate title: Ted makes pizza but slowly spirals into a depressive mania

    @perma9993@perma99932 жыл бұрын

  • I just watched a man suffer in 10 different languages, neat.

    @kirajackson6031@kirajackson60313 жыл бұрын

  • Pirates actually wear eye patches to negate the effects of onion.

    @tastyabe4772@tastyabe47723 жыл бұрын

    • Oh I must’ve just heard wrong about what they are for

      @tinnierspark3265@tinnierspark32653 жыл бұрын

    • I thought it was for eyes adjusting so they can go from bright sun to the darkness of below deck

      @jasonhudson3362@jasonhudson33623 жыл бұрын

    • @@jasonhudson3362 i think you missed a valid point

      @F1NL4YYY@F1NL4YYY3 жыл бұрын

    • @@F1NL4YYY I’m also starting to think that

      @jasonhudson3362@jasonhudson33623 жыл бұрын

    • We all mocked Blindbeard the pirate but he was right all along.

      @NathanTheMan@NathanTheMan3 жыл бұрын

  • Oh my god, I was watching your ”real history of Pizza” video, and felt like you had mentioned pizzabeard before. It was from this video! Amazing lore, very continious and well planned, compliments to the chef

    @aimgaming4744@aimgaming47442 жыл бұрын

  • You know, as an Italian who makes his own pizza about once a week, I gotta say your dough isn't too far off really. Though a useful trick is to cover the bowl in which you put it with a couple of blankets while you wait for it to rise, so the warmth will make it raise better

    @luigi77714@luigi777143 жыл бұрын

  • "This is probably going worse than any video I've ever done" *Flashbacks to the great gingerbread catastrophe* Edit: guys calm down, it isn't their fault that they don't have taste buds.

    @Maxi25554@Maxi255543 жыл бұрын

    • @Sand Box what

      @varangianguard7102@varangianguard71023 жыл бұрын

    • @Sand Box what

      @fruitpigenthusiast120@fruitpigenthusiast1203 жыл бұрын

    • @Sand Box what

      @yumekojabami3231@yumekojabami32313 жыл бұрын

    • @Sand Box what

      @cloudy7466@cloudy74663 жыл бұрын

    • @Sand Box what

      @ab-ib8kq@ab-ib8kq3 жыл бұрын

  • I love how Ted either improvises with the recipes or gives himself a handicap, yet still makes actually good food

    @emeraldaspects@emeraldaspects3 жыл бұрын

  • How do you think Ted will feel when he finds out that a dough hook is a thing

    @Ahealthybear@Ahealthybear3 жыл бұрын

  • In all my years of making pizza (hasn’t been that long) I’ve discovered that if you put a truck load of mozzarella on pizza then bake it, if you take it out half way through and sprinkle Parmesan on then when it comes out it’s beryyyyyy cheesy and delicious

    @ratcrackers3869@ratcrackers38693 жыл бұрын

    • I also have a lot of other pizza tips lol

      @ratcrackers3869@ratcrackers38693 жыл бұрын

  • Just wanted to say how funny this video was.

    @filip479@filip4793 жыл бұрын

    • Well how funny was it?

      @verirrteskamel@verirrteskamel3 жыл бұрын

    • @@verirrteskamel I assume he thought it was pretty funny

      @HallofLame@HallofLame3 жыл бұрын

  • Ted is a dad in that he doesn’t show up often, but the few moments that you see him are always either filled with primal fear or unbridled joy.

    @Tea_N_Crumpets@Tea_N_Crumpets3 жыл бұрын

  • Ted: “honestly this hook isn’t giving me a hard time yet” Also Ted 2 seconds later: “WhY dID I ThINk a HoOK WOulD bE GoOd fOr DoUGh”

    @malugawhale@malugawhale3 жыл бұрын

  • Ted: "This is how they do it in New York City!" Jschlatt is typing...

    @therobbaldwin@therobbaldwin2 жыл бұрын

  • I feel this is just a broken coping mechanism, converted to mp4

    @warmfuzz@warmfuzz3 жыл бұрын

    • How does this make so much sense and no sense at all?

      @bjweiser32@bjweiser323 жыл бұрын

    • OK ETHSN

      @itsmaxwell9734@itsmaxwell97343 жыл бұрын

    • Mechanism?

      @moonlight_frost_3682@moonlight_frost_36823 жыл бұрын

    • @@moonlight_frost_3682 I like to pretend english is my second language

      @warmfuzz@warmfuzz3 жыл бұрын

    • @@warmfuzz no no you're right the word is mechanism

      @kiteboxed@kiteboxed3 жыл бұрын

  • Ted: I don’t have the proper attachment Also ted: *wearing a dough hook on his left hand*

    @paconavarro5644@paconavarro56443 жыл бұрын

    • I was thinking the same thing

      @BenDover-ht5nv@BenDover-ht5nv3 жыл бұрын

  • "I always make food taste good whaT WRONG WITH ME THIS IS A CURSE"

    @EnbyAxolotlOfficial@EnbyAxolotlOfficial3 жыл бұрын

  • ted, we’re in the same boat about the blanching; i had no clue what it was and my grandparents grew tomatoes for 30 years-

    @fcknbowie@fcknbowie Жыл бұрын

  • I honestly didn’t think Ted was gonna ever know about blanching tomatoes.

    @emmaholt7347@emmaholt73473 жыл бұрын

  • TED VOICE SO NICE MMMMMMMM

    @RyanTheLeader@RyanTheLeader3 жыл бұрын

    • are you ok? I heard you lost your job as a discord mod. Also how old are you?

      @beastebeat4956@beastebeat49563 жыл бұрын

    • @@beastebeat4956 what the hell is going on

      @abbis.910@abbis.9103 жыл бұрын

    • @@abbis.910 For context watch his discord mod video

      @beastebeat4956@beastebeat49563 жыл бұрын

    • I love you Ryan.

      @kevinbmx2225@kevinbmx22253 жыл бұрын

    • @@beastebeat4956 thank you very much ☺️

      @abbis.910@abbis.9103 жыл бұрын

  • I like how the tomatoes just made him give up on the hook. And then he dropped the pepper in the sauce even though he wasn't using the hook

    @enriqueaquiahuatl8554@enriqueaquiahuatl85543 жыл бұрын

  • you 100% missed the opportunity to say "forget about jack sparrow, let's talk about jack sbarro"

    @milesgahl2127@milesgahl21273 жыл бұрын

  • This brought back a childhood memory for me. I was in a pizza shop and one of the workers had a hook for a hand. Me and my siblings kept watching him work and he eventually started showing off his skills, twirling the pizza perfectly and even spinning around while he tossed it in the air. He let us play with some of the dough, and even showed us how to twirl it which was cool. Then remember him hitting on my mom so that also happened. Overall it was an interesting experience

    @KenzieTown@KenzieTown3 жыл бұрын

    • Koop

      @adriandiaz7811@adriandiaz78113 жыл бұрын

    • Koop

      @adriandiaz7811@adriandiaz78113 жыл бұрын

    • . Km m n. Ji ::) , m o

      @adriandiaz7811@adriandiaz78113 жыл бұрын

    • . Km m n. Ji ::) , m o

      @adriandiaz7811@adriandiaz78113 жыл бұрын

    • Kk

      @adriandiaz7811@adriandiaz78113 жыл бұрын

  • Ted: “I’m pretty sure that pizza has been used to assassinate at LEAST 5 high-ranking politicians, and don’t tell me I’m wrong, because I was one of the assassins.” Me, after having seen the rest of his content: “Sounds about right”

    @thatguyintherain3168@thatguyintherain31683 жыл бұрын

    • BAAKSH I WAS ACTUALLY JUST THINKING THAT

      @MollyMoon808@MollyMoon8083 жыл бұрын

  • 12:50 ever heard of Hell's Kitchen, Ted?

    @Valimyr64@Valimyr643 жыл бұрын

  • 13:14 Sims 4 characters be like

    @brendanjrice7307@brendanjrice73073 жыл бұрын

  • Ted reminds me so much of a sims character and the fact that he dropped the pepper in the tomato sauce makes it even better

    @idkbutyoujustseemcoolman3088@idkbutyoujustseemcoolman30883 жыл бұрын

    • I saw no one talking about this and I was crying at it

      @dawooziest8765@dawooziest8765 Жыл бұрын

  • OH MY GOD that "thin" layer of olive oil KILLED me.

    @joeydiedrich@joeydiedrich3 жыл бұрын

    • Thank you, me too!!! Agh

      @marynorthenscold3041@marynorthenscold30413 жыл бұрын

    • GOD SAME THIS IS AWFUL

      @darkschweppes@darkschweppes3 жыл бұрын

  • So this is the legendary pizzabeard pre-toddler destruction.

    @chirohascrashed@chirohascrashed2 жыл бұрын

  • I love this channel, its criminal how underrated it is. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face during this chaotic year Ted.

    @noneofyourbuisnessdude8858@noneofyourbuisnessdude88583 жыл бұрын

  • “Why does it always work out?”-Theodore Roosevelt (but a pirate).

    @Yaboi53067@Yaboi530673 жыл бұрын

  • I've made bread so many times and seeing Ted use an electric mixer to mix dough is filling me with so much pain.

    @Jordan-df6ps@Jordan-df6ps3 жыл бұрын

    • I’ve never made bread and it was painful for me as well

      @natehammarberg8858@natehammarberg88583 жыл бұрын

    • Im curious, why is that so bad?

      @neltednaka@neltednaka3 жыл бұрын

    • @@neltednaka because you aren't supposed to mix it like that. I think.

      @OrionDawn15@OrionDawn153 жыл бұрын

    • @@neltednaka I'm mainly worried that the machine will break cause it isn't really made to mix such dense doughs :/

      @natehammarberg8858@natehammarberg88583 жыл бұрын

    • @@neltednaka Because he isn't using a dough hook, so the dough wraps around the whisks, and it's dough so it's really hard to clean. Personally I like using a big spoon or even my hands to mix dough.

      @Jordan-df6ps@Jordan-df6ps3 жыл бұрын

  • Now that the factual history of pizza is out I see that pizzabeard was known from the beginning to be important

    @redskullcow2154@redskullcow21542 жыл бұрын

  • I could watch that beginning intro all day

    @harmonymartinez7669@harmonymartinez76693 жыл бұрын

  • Ted trained an AI to write 5000 video titles and this one just happened to utilize his pirate costume. Do NOT tell me I'm wrong.

    @ChrisJamesTV@ChrisJamesTV3 жыл бұрын

    • @@vhaugn956 he really did it, what a madlad

      @captainobvious.29yearsago70@captainobvious.29yearsago703 жыл бұрын

    • @@vhaugn956 shit

      @ChrisJamesTV@ChrisJamesTV3 жыл бұрын

  • OBLIGITORY ALGORITHM PUSH

    @shmeaglethebard5522@shmeaglethebard55223 жыл бұрын

    • you are doing gods work, thank you for your services

      @theomoment@theomoment3 жыл бұрын

  • i love how every cooking video ted does, hes always super shocked about how it turns out

    @butterflies4453@butterflies44533 жыл бұрын

  • I freaking love how much extra sauce there was

    @wararrow1034@wararrow10343 жыл бұрын

  • Seeing Ted's face slowly fade in from the center of a cheese pizza whilst a gang of jack sparrows dance aggressively, is probably the most terrifying thing I'll ever have to go through.

    @Maria-uh8bv@Maria-uh8bv3 жыл бұрын

  • Ted: "I feel like I'm in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen... but also it's in Hell" Me: "So... Hell's Kitchen..."

    @Chaotix@Chaotix3 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, but also theres racisim everywhere

      @gorplsnaps2920@gorplsnaps29203 жыл бұрын

    • @@11vvERN so Hell’s Kitchen

      @snobrderchick22@snobrderchick222 жыл бұрын

    • @@11vvERN so Hell's Kitchen

      @ihatethisp1ace@ihatethisp1ace2 жыл бұрын

    • @@ihatethisp1ace so Hell’s Kitchen NYC

      @corneraction6765@corneraction67652 жыл бұрын

  • 5:56 why does it sound like Ted is trying to convince himself that that truly is how the original pirates did it

    @ABucketOfFish@ABucketOfFish3 жыл бұрын

  • i wouldn’t be surprised if ted was actually working as a secret chef as a side gig for youtube

    @esmeraldaflores7713@esmeraldaflores77133 жыл бұрын

  • Damn, I like that kitchen

    @atomstarfall@atomstarfall3 жыл бұрын

  • 1:40 the bowling alley screens when you get a strike

    @kg8247@kg82473 жыл бұрын

    • 15:54

      @gayvagina7353@gayvagina73532 жыл бұрын

  • "Why does it always work out?! Is this a curse?!" Having watched your other cooking videos, this describes them all so well.

    @msthecommentator2863@msthecommentator2863 Жыл бұрын

  • vampires be like: 7:34

    @noledevoss9262@noledevoss9262 Жыл бұрын

  • Good stuff Ted I just watched the whole thing.

    @alexbaker1305@alexbaker13053 жыл бұрын

    • Nice I also watched the whole thing.

      @reila1236@reila12363 жыл бұрын

    • @@reila1236 Nice, me too

      @amadeotheben@amadeotheben3 жыл бұрын

    • I also watched the whole thing

      @eriknilsson5505@eriknilsson55053 жыл бұрын

    • I've already watched it twice

      @starsnake1833@starsnake18333 жыл бұрын

    • I watched it twice

      @giraffeofwar555@giraffeofwar5553 жыл бұрын

  • when ted started to PEEL those godforsaken tomatoes, i could feel my grandmother's spirit start to cringe. thank god he learned about blanching, I had to laugh so hard.

    @7_Mae@7_Mae3 жыл бұрын

  • Him starting to peel the tomato’s with a speed peeler, the calling an engineer to help, then the engineers actually knowing what to do was the greatest part of this video

    @jasonmyneni8605@jasonmyneni8605 Жыл бұрын

  • this is one of those videos that i watch whenever i'm feeling down because i know it'll make me cry laugh

    @Sandy-cd8te@Sandy-cd8te Жыл бұрын

  • the look on your face when William taught you about blanching the tomatoes and you’ve been using a potato peeler the entire time was damn priceless. thank you for the entertainment!

    @festive-ronpa@festive-ronpa3 жыл бұрын

  • I love how consistently surprised he is by the fact that things are more difficult when you’ve got a plastic hook over one hand

    @bw4708@bw47083 жыл бұрын

  • Ngl I only watch your cooking and baking videos and everytime I accept disaster and get perfection. This was the most chaotic one yet and it still came out above average like wtf Ted I think you have a secret talent

    @sammyboi586@sammyboi5863 жыл бұрын

  • Bless this man for putting out great content in a short amount of time

    @L0rd_Vader@L0rd_Vader3 жыл бұрын

  • "this is probably going worse than any video I've ever done." *The Ultimate Milk*

    @slayla2494@slayla24943 жыл бұрын

    • But the nut butter episode

      @oncalledtobster3493@oncalledtobster34933 жыл бұрын

    • @@oncalledtobster3493 fucking took so long lol

      @MEEPdragon@MEEPdragon3 жыл бұрын

    • Pog2020

      @fishbowlliz@fishbowlliz3 жыл бұрын

  • "Why does this always work? Is this a curse?" A perfect Ted description.

    @oscarpines7927@oscarpines79273 жыл бұрын

  • "Why did I think working with dough with a hook would work!?" WHY DID YOU THINK *WHISKING* SAID DOUGH WOULD WORK

    @starboy3860@starboy38602 жыл бұрын

  • Honestly the hook could be a really good dough-hook, which is what you use to mix up the dough if you have the attachment for the hand mixer

    @c4sualcycl0ps48@c4sualcycl0ps483 жыл бұрын

  • * wears pepperoni as an eyepatch * Let's go me boys

    @ChessedGamon@ChessedGamon3 жыл бұрын

    • I didn't even realise lol

      @szerbi207@szerbi2073 жыл бұрын

    • @@ajpaj8799 r/rareinsults

      @gabrielflorea8124@gabrielflorea81243 жыл бұрын

  • No one: Bowling alley screens when you get a strike: 1:35

    @radladsoph@radladsoph3 жыл бұрын

  • 1:34 feels like a dream that I would have when I was 7

    @bigyeast4245@bigyeast42453 жыл бұрын

  • It’s actually surprising how many of the problems in this video could have been solved if Ted had an actual hook instead of a cheap costume

    @kormagogthedestroyer@kormagogthedestroyer8 ай бұрын

  • “That’s a 10 inch” -Ted, out of context

    @christianleotaud1421@christianleotaud14213 жыл бұрын

  • When you want that pizza pie but you gotta raid the Floridian coast.

    @bradyzuber3782@bradyzuber37823 жыл бұрын

  • Cooking with Ted gives me life. Please make more.

    @pildge@pildge3 жыл бұрын

  • Just pure chaos every second

    @McZEnNY_Y@McZEnNY_Y3 жыл бұрын

  • “I feel like in Gordon Ramsey’s kitchen, but it’s in hell and there’s like racism everywhere, i don’t even know”

    @dookie8260@dookie82603 жыл бұрын

  • Teacher: You can pick a partner for this assignment Me looking at my friend: 15:34

    @benlo9542@benlo95423 жыл бұрын

    • This is the exact expression I make though

      @dakota_jay_@dakota_jay_3 жыл бұрын

    • yeah

      @SPLARKK@SPLARKK3 жыл бұрын

  • I like how Ted asks you not to ask if the Cram Patties is FDA approved, not because he doesn't want you to know, but because he wants to tell you they aren't.

    @wyvernknight@wyvernknight9 ай бұрын

  • This is the first video in a long time that has made me laugh Thank you hahahah you're so entertaining

    @justsomenightowl7220@justsomenightowl72203 жыл бұрын

  • another glorious video ted. from one theodore to another, i love all your content, and it never fails to make me smile :)

    @lurkingnoises9705@lurkingnoises97053 жыл бұрын

  • 13:04 I love how taken aback Ted is by his own sentence

    @MEEPdragon@MEEPdragon3 жыл бұрын

  • 'Pizza pirate' sounds like a pizza chain that was discontinued in the mid 90s.

    @cyber_nuggets8302@cyber_nuggets83022 жыл бұрын

  • I hope Ted gets to 1M+ subs soon since his channel is gold

    @nuxe1395@nuxe13953 жыл бұрын

  • I’m a little worried that the first person Ted thought to call when he needed advice on peeling tomatoes was William “Fish Jello” Osman

    @jordankahl8327@jordankahl83273 жыл бұрын
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