1 Million Subscriber Q&A and Announcement
2023 ж. 13 Мам.
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Russian channel - / @languagesimpru
Patreon - / languagesimp
I am a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male who is so attractive. I speak so many languages that it isn't even fathomable by the average monolingual beta. If you are a monolingual beta, you should be looking forward to my book.
English: beaver 🦫 Spanish: castor 🦫 French: castor 🦫 Italian: castoro 🦫 Portuguese: castor 🦫 Catalan: castor 🦫 German: Biber 🦫 Dutch: bever 🦫 Swedish: bäver 🦫 Russian: бобр 🦫 (bobr) Polish: bóbr 🦫 Romanian: castor 🦫 Czech: bobr 🦫 Greek: κάστορας 🦫 (kástoras) Turkish: kunduz 🦫 Chinese: 海狸 🦫 (hǎilí) Japanese: ビーバー 🦫 (bībā) Korean: 비버 🦫 (bibeo) Arabic: قندس 🦫 (qundus) Lithuanian: bebras 🦫
Бобр
литовский: 💀💀
Jajsjajsjs Korean stealing English words jajsjajss
Hebrew: בונה (bon"e")
в русском обычно говорят бобёр, не бобр
Он сказал до свидания вместо идите нахуй, мне кажется Лангуаге Симп начал забывать русский
Перепутал ы с уй
Лангуаге Сима уже не тот...
Во Русија живеат илјада Македонци. 🇲🇰
@@jovan-noble-guy749 и?
@@uzbeenvalve396 И ништо човек, тоа ми беше исполнителен податок. Добро
Congrats on the big 1M legend 🔥
I know this is kind of a cliche on KZhead by now, but I've been dealing with some heavy, heavy depression symptoms the past week. As someone who's been studying Spanish for the past 2 years, your channel has really lifted my spirits. I appreciate your comedic take on the whole "KZheadr polyglot" phenomenon, and respect the fact that you've put so much time into seriously studying the languages you've learned, as well as the effort it took to write and produce these videos. I'm so glad I stumbled onto your videos. You've gained a new fan, sir. Gracias. ❤🙏
are you feeling better now? I'm also learning spanish cheers
@@parhamshirazi3129 thank you for asking. I'm on a new medication that's still taking time to adjust to, but I know I'll be fine soon
@@mistercritterDepression is not a physical disease but a spiritual condition. Since the mind and body are connected, atheists and other materialists confuse correlation with causation. Medicines for sadness are to mask the problem. SELLERS WANT YOUR MONEY. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU but I do, so I sacrificed a bit of my life to inform u.
I don't know if he is fluent in any other language but one thing for sure is he is fluent in sarcasm.
His French is not perfect but he's fluent
Im pretty sure hes fluent in some languages, since his whole channel is based around it
he seems good at french and russian
He sucks at Swedish and Danish and never touched Finnish.
Have you seen his Albanian sign language? If not, go watch it and you'll have your answer.
As a native Russian speaker, it is beyond me how people learn this language.
Бро выучил арабский😅а ты про русский
Dude I've been trying since birth and my russian just sucks more and more with every second passing. I learned all! Words! By! Heart! AND it doesn't help at all! Im still a walking mess of "эмм", "угу", "кекв" and "оуууу....". I say "ok" and "sorry" for the most part If I have to open my mouth just to stay somewhat sane! Why for the love of god "lEmons" is "лИмоны"?? I start to speak English every time I get drunk because it's easier.
Правда, я изучаю этот язык, и это ад 😢
@@rick978 Желаю тебе и всем изучающем этого языка удачи! Я надеюсь, что в конце концов твое мучения принесет тебе чувство достижения.
As a native English speaker, I often feel the same way. Although, at least we don't have grammatical gender.
It's crazy that a channel that primarily appeals to language nerds has progressed so quickly. You've caught up to a lot of mainstream multi-year effort channels.
Yes, I would absolutely enjoy your Vlogs❤ Also, Beaver
*Petition for mr. Simp to finally learn Anime-language*
Hell naah😨🤢
Why would he do that
No🔥
If that happens I unsub
@@Notme-fq4pqbecause I can't imagine a better motivation than getting roasted the hell out of by Dogen and Matt vs. Japan for crappy pronunciation lol
Congrats, man! You pushed me to start learning Russian. I hope I don't hate it. Also, beaver.
Your first task: to translate the phrase "да нет наверное"
Believe me You will love it Ы
бобр
ну, удачи чё
@@mr.adekvat I'm Russian but I've been learning English since I was 3, so basically, however strange it may sound, it's my second first language, and I can say that when I think about it in English (which I do very often btw), the most funny expression in Russian is "да нет", which it basically "yesn't" ---------- Хз, смог ли ты это прочитать, так что дублирую: я русский, но учу английский с трёх лет, так что по факту, как бы странно это не звучало, это для меня второй первый язык. И когда я думаю на английском (что, кстати, довольно часто бывает), для меня в русском самое смешное выражение это "да нет", что по факту то же самое, что "yesn't"
Beaver. I have been watching your videos for a while and because of them I have been learning 2 other languages, French and Dutch. Bever! Je parle un peu Francais en Ik spreek nu een beetje Nederlands. Castor! My language journey would never have gone this far without your funny and great videos. So you deserve the 1M and hopefully one day you will be a Maxiglot Xenochad Alpha Male.
Bober. Świetny pomysł, Stany powinny zostać naszą kolonią, tylko tak możemy zagwarantować cześć i chwałę naszemu światu na wypadek gdyby pierwsza osoba, która się skontaktuje z obcymi, postanowiła nas upokorzyć ucząc ich holenderskiego.
Строили как-то бобры плотину. Подошёл к ним vladdy🥵daddy, и спросил: -А что это за штука, которую вы строите? -А бобры ему отвечают: "плотина" -логи
Необходимо достигнуть уровня знания языка D1, чтобы понять эту шутку
ВХХАХАХВХАХ - что говорит бобёр, когда приходит домой? - «вечер в хатку!»
А они ему отвечают "Плоти на".
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
@@joannadevis6096 D0
Братан, всё норм. Учи русский каждый день и уже через 50 лет будешь говорить как носитель. Главное - не сдаваться ☺️
Ага, половина Россиян добром по русски не базарит, включая меня
Bever. Your content is really motivating to learn other languages ❤😊
Hi Beaver!! You are hilarious! 😂😊
The way you put so much work into your language learning is so inspirational, it kinda reminds me of a beaver.
Language Simp was born in Russia, other ideas or myths are dogwater.
Congratulations for 1.M subs !!!! ❤
действительно вдохновляешь очень! делаешь замечательный контент, спасибо❤
бобр!!!!! I love this channel! The irrevenence is soo funny, thank you for keeping me entertained while motivating me to keep up with my Russian studies.
Be well brother and keep the language hustle up 💪 Beaver.
Congrats on 1mil you deserve it! Also, beaver
beaver! great content as always, making me consider getting into languages again this summer vacation
Bobr. Congrats for your success, your videos are very funny.
BOBOR!!! This was my fave vid of yours so far, my abs hurt from laughing. Thanks! Edit: YES to travel vlogs!
Beaver. I'm a guy from the Squid Game Nation, and I'm trying to achieve the gigachad alphamale polyglot status, but it's too hard. I speak the Squid Game Language and American quite fluently, know a little bit of Japanese and Chinese, and I was trying to learn German and French in Luodingo but unfortunately I got bored in the process and started learning Polish. 🤣 And then my brain exploded from the complexity of Polish and I am now still a betamale...
I think Language Simp should learn Squid Game Language because it has "으" sound that sounds the same as his favorite Russian "ы".
You should try focusing on one language at a time.
French is absolute dogwater. How the hell did you get the idea to learn Polish tho?💀If you want to learn German but sound absolutely ridiculous while speaking it, go for Swiss German. As a German, I am 100% allowed to make fun of our neighbor.
@@PrivacyEnjoyer no it sounds like the French e
@@nobodyburgen4594 if the languages are not related you'll be able to learn them without any confusion. Learning pizza and tacos at the same time would be impossible but pizza, Liechtensteinish, and squid game are different enough. You'll just need to either triple your time allocated to learning or learning them 3 slower
Congrats on your one million beavers! You’ve quickly become one of my favorite KZheadrs. With every video, I both learn something and am highly entertained! Also Thai is pretty fun once you get a feel for the alphabet. There are different letters for the same sounds but each denotes a different starting level for tones.
Beaver! Also cool video man I love your channel!
Beaver. I like watching your videos. You're so funny! I study a lot of languages but don't think I could ever be a chad
Uważam że pański pomysł wprowadzenia polskości na teren Stanów Zjednoczonych jest kurwa zajebisty, gratulacje za milion i pozdrowienia z Polski 🇵🇱
bóbr
no kurwa
Bóbr Ńeh rzyię polska, naśi gurom
Kurwastan gurom🦫🦫🦫
Kurwastan powinien być domyślnym krajem na tym świecie, a nie jakieś USA
قندس🦫 Congratulations for this great milestone you totally deserve it for your wonderful and funny content🌹
Beaver. I love your content
YOOO CONGRATS ON ONE MILLION + SUBSCRIBERS I AM SO PROUD OF YOU AND SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!
congrats on 1 million subs, quitting your engineering job was was worth it, your a gigachad and deserve it Edit: Beaver
Поздравляю тебя с миллионом! Ты вдохновляешь меня!
As a native Thai speaker! I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE/HEAR YOU SPEAK THAI!!!
Beaver. Love your affection for Brazilian Portuguese 🙌🏾
Поздравляю с миллионом подписчиков. You really inspired me to learn some random languages such as the anime language and 🤌🤌🤌 language. I didn't really realise that it's actually so fun. Also бобр.
Поздравляю тебя с миллионом!
Благодаря тебе начала учить американский на луодинго, следующий планирую багетский, спасибо за рекомендацию
Beaver, and congratulations on 1 million subs!
Я рад что он получил 1000000 фанатов на его канале😄 Желаю уме успеха в дальнейшем👍
Языковой симп, конгратс с миллионом подписчиков! С нетерпением (я) буду ждать видео на русскоязычном канале и книгу о том, как стать тобой. Я хочу от тебя детей, иди в пень, храни тебя Господь. Бивер (Bobyor). Уй!!!
i взоржала for a sec here. good one
Parabéns por ter chegado a UM BILHÃO de inscritos!
Castor.
Veem pro Brasil veeeeeem. Faz vídeo, eu consumiria esse conteúdo pelo menos 5 vezes por dia.
Beaver I love your channel
Man, you're really doing your best to make me rethink learning Russian (beaver). Tbh, while obviously the grammar is completely unfathomable to mortal intellects, I've been surprised at how many cognates there are, even if they're a little difficult to see in Cyrillic.
Nah don't worry about it. No language is impossible, some just take a bit longer to learn than others. If it was about smarts or intellect then the dumbest Russians wouldn't be able to speak at all. It's all about immersion and time, so don't worry.
Is it really difficult? Bro its same language family as English
@@marat_a Well, the same superfamily, proto-indoeuropean (PIE). But so is Hindi, Latin and Persian, there's a lot of variance. Technically English is Germanic and Russian is Slavic. The tree looks like PIE -> Proto-Germanic -> West Germanic -> Anglosaxon -> English PIE -> Proto-Slavic -> Old Slavonic -> East Slavic (or Rus') -> Russian So the most common ancestor was around 2-3000 b.c.
@@alonsoACR Of course. I mean as a native russian speaker I see a lot of similarities between russian and english. Ive found that even 24% of words share the same root (and that really helped me to learn english to my intermediate level - many basic words sounds far relative). Sentence construction is close enough to be understood intuitively (unlike, for example, german). Speaking about the russian, this language have a lot of grammatic rules and probably theres no need to learn all of them in the beginning (or at all). Moreover, grammatics can help to learn it. For example, there are 2 (main) words of different roots in english to describe processes with manipulating the door: open and close. While in russian you can learn the root (kryt) and 2 prefixes: ot-kryt and za-kryt'. Much easier that it always says, isnt it?
@@marat_aprobably the words with similar roots in the two languages are either straight up derived from English or come from Latin roots
Beaver! I know a little Tagalog due to living in PH and having mandatory Filipino classes in school, and that message said "Will you learn 'Filipinese'?" (Basically Filipino.) From what I've read, strictly and/or technically speaking, "Filipino" refers to the Tagalog language that is influenced by Spanish, "Tagalog" refers to the language in its purest form, and "Pilipino" is literally just the Tagalog pronunciation of "Filipino".
Not time stealing and actually funny at the same time!! Fun content for surree, i subbed
this gives me so much hope to learn more. Beaver.
Очень неплохо разговариваешь на русском, даже мой друг американец Брайн(так и не научился писать его имя) все еще плохо общается и перебирает падежи, желаю удачи в дальнейшем продвижении канала)
Totally deserved man.
Travel vlogs would be awesome !!! 🎉
Absolutely would watch travel vlogs! Also, beaver
محتواك جداً جميل وشجعني اتعلم لغات اكثر🥺
Beaver. Travel vlogs? Yes! I would love to see you try to communicate with the canibal tribes in the middle of the Amazon
And if he can't live in North Korea, he should illegally invade the country for their great tourist attractions such as: public executions, Kim Jong Un's sister and local concentration camps
White guy shocks native CANIBALS (GONE WRONG!)
Grazie per avermi fatta sentire speciale!! :D BEAVER e niente, adoro il tuo inglese xD
Bober I mean beaver. I would love to see language simp travel vlogs
4:30 Your kid will also be fluent in checkpoint Hebrew.
I feel so called out by the alien joke as someone learning EU Portuguese 😂
Well he learned eu spanish so he’s the weirdo
I mean, it is objectively not the worst Portuguese you can learn if you plan on visiting/living in Portugal or just like the cock in the mouth accent. Otherwise just move to Brazilian Portuguese.
Aliens don't exist. "Space therefore aliens" is dumber than "Rainbows therefore leprechauns."
@@user-qd4td7yb8e no I think it's a bit less dumb actually
@@abarette_ Because you're indoctrinated. We have actually seen Celtic midget gingers. No one has seen aliens. The photos of alleged aliens are taken with the same camera as for bigfoot.
Congratulations. I for example never wanted even to be a popular person. Never had really studied any language, just if I don't understand something I want to read in original. But I am glad that you had reached your goals 😊
Him saying 'ع' never fails to make me laugh, I'm a native that's why.
How to replace 💀☠️: AYIN KOK UUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIII
Ayen@@raddie853
It would be awesome сука to watch you travelling the world and learning different cultures irl. So конечно блять! Beaver!
Studying foreign languages only because of you, thank you. Beaver
Beaver. 😂 I’ve been learning Russian for a year and I finally feel like I broke through the barrier but lord it’s been so hard!!!
Congratulations!!!
Congratulations!!!
pls we need the vlogs!!!!!
Beaver! And I agree with you that the Slavic languages are awesome. ❤ I’m three weeks into Ukrainian, and having learned a little bit of Russian a few years ago, Ukrainian is breaking my brain in a glorious way. (Letter G is actually a H...! 😮) Next year I’ll tackle Bulgarian. 😅
Good luck,I can't even speak Bulgarian fluently and I m Bulgarian.
3:08 It would be good to teach them Basque, it is only spoken in a region in the north of Spain, it has no correlation with any other known language, and it is very likely that the alien already knows something or that their ancestors came and spread Basque.
I would watch your travel blogs. You can also make reactions, that other people, which doesn't expect you knowing their language
Amazigh!!!!!!! Bon sang, je m'y attendais pas du tout 🤯 Side note: the girl you put doesn't look like a person speaking that language.
I’m surprised how he can still talk fluent English after learning all those languages lol
У него такое приятное произношение на английском, смотрю его ролики, просто чтобы послушать его голос
Please make travel vids, I need those
Lol!!! I cannot tell if you're a better polyglot or comedian
Ролик с изучением Русского залетел отлично, мы ждем продолжения!
Eu falo português de Portugal kkkkk. Seriam os seres mais engraçados do universo. Beaver!
Purtugêx dpurtuh gall
Nah, he lost the title of hyperpolyglot gigachad for NOT pronouncing "português" as "PORTUGESH"😔
@@lesnoyelf228as a Brazilian, I restore his title since he pronounced it the right way.
Why does ur intro make me laugh EVERY time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Congtats, and thanks for the laughs. Also - 海狸.
8:02 YES!! 😂
9:29 Punjabi grammar test 💀 as someone who speaks Punjabi, I like how he pronounced it (Wrong tho)
yes, would watch vlogs
Братан, это крутое видео Сделай видео об этом снова, и мне нравятся твои видео, чувак
I was on my way to becoming a hyper-polyglot gigachad alpha male, then I (figuratively) took an arrow to the knee. I was making my way through the western European languages learning Spanish, French, German, and American Sign Language. I want to continue my journey, but I lack motivation, lol.
Sweet roll
Beaver! Congratulations to Language Simp for being brave enough to put
The moment you realize uwu is an actual language.
You'll just put these ♥️
_Replacing W_ _With ш_
it could actually be considered an international variant of English, or in other words; "it cuwd actuawwy be considewd an intewnationaw vawient of Engwiss"
Beaver. Also I can do the thing you do with your eye too, on command. It only goes off on its own if I'm super tired lol. But I can also add a wink with zero movement of any other facial muscle besides the eyelid itself, like a possessed doll. Beat that.
Man, have you thought about doing standups? I think you'd be great at it.)
8:43 bro same I also have a lazy eye
7:56 I can imagine myself losing my sanity the moment I meet you in person in Iraq🥵 قندس
Please make a travel blog
Biber, also irl content would be great
As a french i agreed with your pov of belgium 😂 7:50
Basé.
What did he say
@@wayacrazy. belgium is a region of France
9:00 ع count 4
Yes, I would watch Language Simp travel vlogs.
I find German hard, but looking at how high you put Russian on the scale of hardness and being a native Russian speaker, I get a feeling of relief that someone is struggling even more with a foreign language than I do
kurwa bober flag is so iconic. we stand for the flag.
0:05 bro was really reading Война и Мир while pushing up
Beaver Гигачад, всё получится! Удачи! شنتكلم عرابية وهد ياوم ! J'espère :) You make me laugh a lot, I am impressed by your enthusiasm! So inspiring
Would be great to watch your travel videos
oh and BOBR
4:10 "Who teaches their parents languages?" LOL