Funny old man kicks a venomous Eastern Australian Brownsnake right in the face! Must see! (Original)
2013 ж. 7 Нау.
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A beautiful Eastern Australian Brownsnake ( 2nd deadliest in Australia (world?) had just passed us on the beach and it climbed up the concrete wall and into the food serving area close to the beach and this old hook came along, kick´s it right in the face on his way to the toilet. There is absolutely no reason to go around it:D
No one was harmed in this event and the snake crawled back to it´s own habitat close by:)
This was 8 years ago? I'm guessing that snake is long gone and that old man is still kicking the shit out of everything that gets in his way.
He passed away in 2015
Hilarious comment..thanks
@@WitheringZealot Snake bite.
@@MirlitronOne from old age -_-
@@WitheringZealot proof?
Snake: I’m the most dangerous thing here Old man: get outta my way worm
Most dangerous thing here. Old man's foot: Hold my Reebok.
The worm bit got me 😂😂
OMG the worm had me crackin 😂
The sort of thing Clint Eastwood would say if he had a snake scene in his latest film.
That's also whay Chuck Norris would say
This man was fighting a venomous snake, category 5 winds, and father time. What a legend.
He also took on the internet and won
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More like grandfather time but yeah you are spot on.
You forgot husband time.
Dude he even walks like a boss. What a damn legend.
You’re right! He kinda walks like a gunslinger. “Don’t mess with me…I’ll whup yer azz “ 🤣🤣🤣
I think we all know why his pants need to be that baggy.
The old man got his training from Chuck Norris
More like walks like Larry David.
A legend ? There's nothing legendary about old people being delusional af and thinking that they're indestructible... 🙄
He's not hobbling around like that because he's old, it's because of those 80lb cast iron balls of his he has to carry around all day
Lol that's hilarious 🤣🤪
😂😜
Dude 😂😂😂
Still living back in the day of quality leather when shoes were shoes and boots were boots
Ding. Ding. 😂
That old man was my father Jose & he was from Spain. By nature, Jose was a risk taker & fending off that snake was nothing. However, he wouldn't intentionally hurt the snake, because he loved animals. He moved with his Mum to France when he was 9y.o. due to the civil war in Spain. They returned to Spain at the onset of World War 2. He grew older there & met & married his wife & they started a family. He again moved to France with his new family in the late 1950's. From there, in 1967, with 3 children in tow, the family moved to Sydney, Australia, eventually ending up in the Newcastle area by the early 1970's. My Dad (Jose) passed away in 2015 at the great age of 89y.o. God bless his soul.
Olé José!!!
May he rest in peace!
You're father was a legend. May he RIP. They don't make them like that anymore. And RIP to my grandfather who fought in iwo Jima Rene leveille. Greatest generation who built this country/world to what it is today. My condolences
So your son is Ricardo???
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The way the birds all flock down again at the end just to taunt the snake and add to his humiliation.
Noisy miners. They are complete tw@ts. We always know when we have snakes in the yard because of their incessant squawking.
Everybody gangsta until grandpa arrives.
When you reach that age, you’re not afraid of anything… not even death can scare him let alone snake bite..
@@bugsrule2803 The venom cured his Alzheimer's
Hey man when you live as long as he has it's too late to p**** out and that is a fact a guy called me all the other day A Young thug I said how the hell you think I got old and then he thought about what he said he said you're right pops I said that's Mr pops
Let's not forget the fact that he's also Australian.
Probably would be a relief! No more pain!
@@charlieangel9705 So Delusional.
Old man is just on a different level, entirely. Didn't go the other way. Didn't walk around it. Didn't hesitate. Just kicked it. Then went on with his business as if it was a ball rolling into the street. He probably won't even tell anyone what happened because it's not a big deal to him.
I liked how two people starting filming it before kicking it, lol. "Grandad, let us film it.
@@GrandChessboard they were already recording because of the snake. An overreaction indeed. And thats why it's so funny.. they were all distanced and recording like it's a big deal, and he just walks up to it like nothing, then kicks it in the face.
Men, before the woke-ism virus infected the masses... lol Pops said, I dont care about your feelings Mr. snake, I have things to do, piss off...🤣😂🤣💀
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Just another day. The snake was just like, well, that was rude, hmph. Don't you know who I am?!
Вот это мужик,к нему сама Смерть заходит в гости просто поздороваться и поболтать!!!! Долгих лет тебе отец!!!
sweetly said, calling him father ❤️
Eastern Brown, lol. Literally the second most venomous land snake in the world, just above the Black Mamba and just under the Inland Taipan. And he just walks up and punks that thing out in front of everyone. I wonder if that snake lost his balls and felt humiliated.
I get the joke but snake testicles are inside their bodies
@@czarcamaro4442 I can see you're brain dead. I said Brown was 2nd behind the Taipan. Meaning Black Mamba is 3rd which is a fact.
He has no time to waste on snakes, he’s got places to be and people to see 😂
Probably a wee
This video was exemplary of Americans telling Democrats where the dog died. 🤪
and things to do!
He's off to see Whelma down the hall
Blow to do and hookers to bang
That man literally said “I’m too old for this shit!” Even the snake was shocked! 😳
Old man: "I got 8 minutes to live and I'm'a worry about some legless worm vermin? Da fuque outta here." 💪
Exactly 💯
@@tortillasarenotbiceps7622 He clearly was not African American!
Dude is a total badass !! Walks, kicks twice, doesn't even look back, and walks away like one of those old Italian gangsta bosses!! 🤣😆
Real Aussies don’t need guns.
Rest in peace, funny old man. We sorely miss you.
He died?
@@tailzz6969 2015
@@tailzz6969there's a comment 3years ago, from a son and he said his father (old man) passed away in 2015. May his soul rest in peace. He gave us 54 secs of his life, worth to remember and cherish. ❤
Internet legend
cool old dude ✌️
As Jose is walking away it looks like the snake turns and glances back at him like "the fuck was that about" before slithering away
Underrated comment!!!🤣
Lol 🤣
Haha I can hear it
Lol 😆 oh my goodness this is too funny 🤣 😂 😆 😄 💀 😭 🤣
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When you are as old as that guy and seen as much as he's seen you just can't be bothered to be frightened anymore. Good for him!
The guy is practically One with the Universe, already. About as close as indestructible as we get.
@@tryscience indestructible, nice joke
@@borntoclimb7116 Not a joke
@@tryscience sure a joke, million old peoples died and No one cares but If there is one Video in the Internet and the peoples going crazy
@@tryscience We are but the universe experiencing itself, and that old man is done experiencing. He's maxed out.
The greatest of being old: An attitude mixing experience and “whatever”! Greetings from Brazil.
Legend has it this man challenges death everyday only to see if he's really still living
HAHAHA, after that 2nd kick, the snake moved off of the sidewalk and said "WTF is His problem???"
Getting knocked in the FACE . USUALLY once is enough. This snake wanted SECOND S.
As he walked by he didn’t even give a look back, just kept on walkin’. . . The Greatest Generation.
2014 - 80 = 1934 He seems too young to be "The Greatest Generation"
You’re right. He’s close though.
@@LoveMokes Yeah, my generation of vets fought two twenty year wars and experienced 9-11. I don't know why you have a grudge against math.
Greatest generation? 🤔 No offense but unfortunately a lot of that generation were rubes who went along to get along. And believed a lot of anything they were told by politicians and advertising execs.
@@LoveMokes ok boomer.
Gives the idea of grumpy old men a whole new meaning!
Even the birds were trolling it like “ohhhhhh you got served son!!!!!!”
The timing on that second kick was impeccable. Dude started kicking before the snake lunged & he still hit it square! He anticipated the snake's next move. A vet, no doubt.
Pre-initiative. What a chad.
@@user-fb1pk2yw8w I approve this message
And he switched feet too
Ouch that one punched me in the gut that was soo good, laughing sooo hard I’m crying 😂
Easy math. Mass x Velocity is calculable by determining body mass divided by centrifugal effect against wind speed times earth rotational velocity subtracted by arthritic factor minus size ratio of serpent relative to the counter-balanced ergonomic structure and anatomic skeletal formation of reptilian configuration during the solstice every third leap year. Provided the physiological density of vertebrae and DNA sequencing factor are aligned and functioning optimally, then the velocity can easily be determined based on the actual age and intra/extracellular functionality of the man in question. Here is half of your simple equation. The rest is self-explanatory based on this.
I love how he perfectly times the kick to hit the snake right in the face as he lunges / tries to strike. Something very satisfying about that kick.
It was a very nice kick
It was meant to be
That snake is rethinking his life's choices after that kick in the face...🤣😂
Very dangerous as well, one second later and the man would have been bitten
Everybody's a venomous snake until they get kicked in the face. -The Pele of snakes
2022 checking in. "Zero F's" from this ol fella. Rock on man. Rock on.
Most old people will only attack when threatened, startled, provoked, or cornered but this geezer is known for his speed and aggressiveness and has a reputation for unprovoked kicking
Love the way he casually moved on after he kicked the snake to the grass.
😂 i know right? Just like, uck outa my way. Dudes my idol.
Well it is not like a brisk walk is in his repertoire at that age.
Dude like "Well, I made it this far. Might as well keep going to see where it gets me."
@@r1learner178 Moving at half the speed of smell. 👃
Not just any old snake, an Eastern Brown.
Its not the kick... its the way the ol' gangsta casually walked by the snake after he kicked it in the face. Respect!
Kind of reminds you of Uma Thurman walking past the mamba in Buds trailer after her fight with Elle. The snake recoiled backwards on her way out.
The old guy walks like he's doing robotics from the 80's 💙
the snake was stunned after the first kick...He stood up his head in a confused way thinking "did this old dude just kick me in the face?"
When an old guy says "Get off my lawn, punk!", you better listen...
i can understand the humiliation this snake must have underwent . snakes are known for their speed and precision . the old man timed his kick perfectly and the snake stood no chance . the fact that he's old and slow but still was able to evade a fast strike and also counter it simultaneously was simply amazing .
he just kicked it it was in the way dont interprete to much into this simple action
Lol
He sent it into therapy. It's still sitting around refusing to leave the burrow.
@@ischiasvarack2002 always that one person, let people have their fun you dork
He's the real apex predator
The trailer for the new Crocodile Dundee is pretty sweet.
Snake: “You shall not pass” Old man kick snake in the face Snake: “fair enough”
Lol Gandoff!😂
Snake was like... My Bad!
He is the Mike Tyson of human vs snake unarmed combat.
Snake: You shall not pass! Old man: KICK! Snake: Saw that movie, eh? Old man: Word.
The way he geometrically calculated the exact point of collision whilst moving in seemingly slow-motion intercepting a snake 🐍 at apex striking speeds was impressive to say the least.
You had me at apex striking speeds ❤️
I cosine your comment
Most impressive indeed
@@nacnahm73 I 3rd it
@@dootdoot94xo44 here comes the tangent of the unknowns
You can tell he was a loving parent and how often he hugged his kids 😊
You can tell that you'll never have kids.
@@jacoobart I can tell you have issues…Most likely as you were his child 🤭
Lol, fcking what? You can't tell that at all from this video.
Triggered by Chads? You need to find a different therapist
That a lot to get from this video, my grandpa and his parents were HARD on all the kids (they were farmers), doesn’t mean they don’t love but god don’t get on the wrong side 😂. Lots of old blokes here in Australia that were rural and snakes and stuff like this aren’t a worry cause they’ve dealt with them all before
Add this to the million reasons I love old folks
Isn't it wonderful how the birds are warning all those around beware of this deadly snake.
I'm sure they there to pick on the snake too
Snake trying to mug old man. Rumor has it - birds totally in on it.🤪
I understand after the snake ran away, the old man came back out of the building and the birds started the same “ flock warning” all over…..🤔
I was thinking the same thing!
More like the birds were warning the snake to stay out of pops's way.
I like how they are casually filming an old man kicking a snake like it's a daily occurance!
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I wanted someone to yell to him that he was kicking a very poisonous snake but then I realized he probably knew that already. 😂 We have Rattlesnakes and copperheads here in the states but nothing like that. Thank god. 😂
@JWIM96 Coastal brown I think, if so 2nd
I like how they're casually filming a deadly snake and letting an old man get within Striking Distance without saying anything.
It's Australia so yea
Real OG.... He doesn't even look back or entertain the other guys😂😂
"Git off me lawn ya skinny lil kent!". Snake just devastated.
Love how the birds are warning him and immediately start laughing when it’s over. God Blesses the Brave
Birds were not warning the man, and birds do not laugh.
Magpies are evil incarnate...
@@susanapol382 What are you on?? Some birds do warn of danger and can recognize faces and I assume can even be smarter than you.
@@susanapol382 your so wrong birds are very smart once you spend enough time with them and not only that they bring there young to meet them I have had it happen with many animals
@@HMan2828 you are wrong its the crows and ravens and even then they are nice animals and very intelligent and interesting you are just very narrow minded and or ignorant
That's the most Australian thing you'll ever see!! And what's brilliant about it is you know that's not his first time 🤣🤣🤣
Grand dad: See kids this what we encounter daily walking to school .
when you skip the tutorial and go straight to the final boss 💪🏼
Here you see one of the most ferocious predators in the wild. The snake had a close call but survived.
As they say, he's of "The greatest generation" my mothers is 91 and does things like that and she's doing very well living on her own. I'm 63 and I always joke that I want to be like her when I grow up :)
God bless you and your Mom, pepper Sander!
My dad is 96 (I'm 32) and it's a similar situation. Going strong and fearless.
@@rayajayce2034Sweet :)
@@rayajayce2034 wow ,he had you late ,may he be strong and healthy for many years 😊
Lol 😂😂
that’s one of the most get tf outta my way things i’ve seen in my life 😄
This is the generation that you don't mess with 👍
You may be cool, but you'll never be old guy kicking a venomous snake in the face twice cool.
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🤣 real talk! Guess who gave “0” F*^#’s that day? ………
That's what we should all aspire to be.
Classic.
@@whosyourdaddy842 What? Cruel to animals? If you think this is cool there is something very wrong with you, and unfortunately you won't even see it.
"HISSS I'm the most venomous..." *THWACK* "Understandable sir, have a nice day."
dude was 95 and thinking "WTF do i have to lose?"
He's a real Aussie. If Australia was full of ones like him, that Schitt would be happening today.
Absolutely. Someone must have added coward juice to your water supplies. Get well soon.
SO true. Thank You! Fight the Leftist Totalitarians. Freedom or slavery.
Did you forget that soon there were people in Australia like him and the Aboriginal indigenous well they were just pissed off while they had everything stolen from them while they kept the land pristine enough for strangers to want to steal
@@AnthonyWilliams-ew3wp Are you us Australian I have to ask dimension about putting things in people's water only people like that would care about something like that I know it was a joke but...
@@TrTriTrippin they stole a land from a people and you are worried about them losing their firearms wake up I guess that would be a good reason to keep them though those people were probably be pissed and if they found out they were unarmed now ow they would probably want all of their land back and everything that goes with it wouldn't you
This man went from kicking Australia's most venomous snake, to stomping the serpents near the Pearly Gates. God bless this man, and all that he loved.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The eastern brown snake isn’t Australia’s most venomous snake but I agree with you
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He must be a Republican. A Democrat would have run to his mommy.
Snake "Prepare to die human" Old war hero "SMACK!" Snake "Sod this, I'm off"
The old man is like... I survived everything. I'm not afraid to die.
The guy near the door made sure he gave that old fella all the room he wanted to get in the door 😂
Everyone: I don't know where I'm going, but I'm'a go ahead and follow this dude to make sure I get there.
Imagine being a snake, you have one thing. Speed and biting. And an elderly fellow proved faster than you and kicked your teeth in and let you live with that fact for the rest of your life. The magpie's will NEVER let you forget.
It would also suck to be a snake if you bit the wrong guy such as chuck Norris as doing so would have caused the snake to die
Browny:"Back off mate, this is my patch! I'll end your life!!!" *Two Methuselah boots to the face later* Browny:"Live and let live I always say. You have a good day, sir."
The Aussies are real tough people and especially the older ones. I like this old timer.
I love the walk away. He's not even concerned.
CBB man
Chuck Norris’ granpa? Maybe? Lol..
He clearly isn't right mentally.
@@aussiefarmer6012 Just because someone doesn't respond to life the way you do doesn't mean that they're crazy. They may simply know something you don't.
If you haven't got anything left to lose at that age, then there's no need to get concerned. Guy's probably ready for death anytime.
Bro, some old people have balls. They can’t afford to be afraid. Tomorrow may not come.
You Aussies are a crazy awesome bunch and we love you guys in the States
That man walks and kicks like a Tesla robot.
And with 1 foot already in the grave, old man makes sure that snake isn't putting the other one in 🤣
Snake: “Hissssss, I’m deadly!” KICK “This guy is crazy, I’m out of here!”
“If you were in Eve’s shoes, you would have let the snake convince you to eat the fruit, too!” me:
There's no other way of saying it. This old fella is a bona fide Australian legend! He's a man after my own heart. 🫡
First kick: "Wow wtf is up with you?" Second kick: "Ok ill move"
The vibranium balls on this guy "get the fuck outta here snake. " What sealed it for me was the fact that he didn't even look back after he kicked it. He just went on his merry way.
Vibranium? Have you been watching too many 1967 Fantastic Four cartoons lately?
Cameraman was laughing, but the snake is now pissed. And headed right for him.
That's why the video ended when it did!!
He’s like get out of my way snake you’re blocking my path and I’m not spending the extra energy it would take to go around you. 😂 WHAT A LEGEND
But it took more energy to swing that leg🤷🏾
A couple thousand armed men like this could have stopped Australia from becoming a police state. That's why they take your guns away.
"Get off my lawn!"
@@blakedannion9232 nice americanized view
@@ccdsds3221 Yes, we were able to protect ourselves from our incredible corrupt government because we have so many guns in this country. I don't believe we are the only western population that wants freedom. I'll bet there are many Australians that wish their country had not become a police state. Had they stood up as a country and held on to their guns, they would not have been enslaved.
Reminds me of the time my grandfather just calmly reached down and picked up a Copperhead. As easily as if he was picking up an old stick. Looked and me and went, "yeah, these things are deadly, dont fuck with them" Whilst holding a venomous snake.
Probably went through so much old school bullshit that he welcomed death. Where'd I leave my highly venomous, deadly copperhead dammit??!?!? 😅🤣
Coppers all over Kentucky, I just keep an eye out for them and either poke em away with a stick or go around em. They won’t bother you unless you fuck with em lol
I think gramps meant him not the snake!
Old man got the best C-walk move...
The birds were totally freaking out but Grandpa was as cool as a cucumber. 😂🤣
I like how no one warned him; they just thought, "Let's see what happens."
Warned him about what? It's a snake. Snakes exist in Australia and we are all aware of what they can do
That generation went through so much they know how to handle themselves. Bless his heart ❤️
He got that old for a reason and he aint lettin no spicy turd disrupt his afternoon stroll.
Snake: "I am one of the most venomous creatures in the world, I will bite you if you cross me" Old Man "So you have chosen death"
Youngsters filming from 20 feet away. Old man: get the hell out of my way!
Old man has more balls than many of us younger guys
So true, they don't make Men like him anymore.
Chuck Norris would be proud of this guy
Because you have a hell of a lot more to lose when you are young. At that age, you're practically wishing you'd just drop dead.
@@Lee-bx5vc such a bs back then millions of old men died by sichness or violence, nowadays same Problem but one old men kick a snake and the Internet is going crazy, lol
@@Ripa-Moramee and dont forgot back then there was way more deadly accidents than today, more older peoples died because sickness or animal bites
Dang, RoboCop still putting in work even in his advanced age.
You know you are tough when a snake a venomous snake don't want a piece of you 😁
The snake looked pretty unimpressed by this guys lack of fear over it after the second kick. If there was ever a look of resignation on a snake, this is what it looks like.
That man has no clue what the word fear is. While everyone else is scattering aways from one the deadliest snakes on the planet. This lil old guy walks up and kicks the shit outta it. Love it. Guy has serious balls!!!
Also known as dementia...SMH Avoiding dangerous wildlife isn't the act of a coward...praising random acts of violence towards them is...
He was late for bingo and that is a dangerous state of mind to cross. Poor snake never saw Bingo Bob coming.
This is actually a futuristic portrayal of Chuck Norris
Hollywood: "Walking away from explosion is kewl and badass!" Old man: *Kicks a deadly, venomous snake without fear and walks away without looking back.*
Sometimes the stereotypes about Australian men aren’t always off the mark! That man is probably a combat veteran who has seen war up close and personal. He’s certainly not afraid of some snake!
Don't forget, he was married! lol.
He must be a Republican. A Democrat would have run to his mommy.
If he'd had a shovel or a pitchfork in his hand, he wouldn't have just kicked that snake, he would have killed it.
Steps on landmine. Got any ointment? Snake = Tickle.
@@mrbojangles9841 you're bloody dead right mate. In fact if the incident happened in the USA, the bloke would have been charged for committing a racist act due to the colour of the snake.
That man was probably in a war when he was young, he ain't afraid of no snake.
the old man must have been well respected by the populations of neighborhood crows and magpies there.
That man asserted dominance so good , australia will have normal animals
Respect your elders!!!! They are a fearless bunch of people!!! I absolutely love this man!
You know what happens when murderers, pedophiles, thieves, and psychos don't die when they're young... they get old. I'll save my respect for those who deserve it.
@@Jsmash88808 so.... not you 🤣
@@MrLince-hr4of yeah definitely not me, lol.
He must be a Republican. A Democrat would have run to his mommy.
@@mrbojangles9841 not even remotely relevant.
Amazing man, carries on like nothing happened.The greatest generation without a doubt. Rest in Peace Jose.
Turns out this was old timer's PhD thesis at the University of Kung Fu. 😁
@Northern Lights How do u know he died?
@@PADS62, check the comments at the very top. His son said he has passed away.
@@northernlights6459 😔 Thanks.
@@PADS62, you are most welcome.
“Don’t mess with me old fart I’m the new revolution” “Don’t YOU mess with me son I fought in the war so you could stay outside doing nothin’ smoking weed all day”
2nd kick: “I said MOOOOVE biyIIIIITCH!”
that old man = the boss... going around clearly wasn't even an option... respect...
"Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times." - G. Michael Hopf
David Attenborough Narration: "And here we see, in the wild Australian landscape, a venomous creature...and a poor defenceless snake. As the poor snake decides it's met it's match and wants to leave, it's brutally attacked and taught a harsh life lesson by the most dangerous creature walking the earth...an Eastern Australian Pensioner. With a length of 5 and a half to 6 foot when sleeping, this deadly creature roams the continent dishing out insults and strikes like never seen before. No wonder they've managed to survive nearly 10 decades in the harshest climate of all". Attenborough concludes.