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Sioux Falls Police vs. Fire - "Dad Jokes"

CityofSiouxFalls
2018 ж. 22 Шіл.
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Sioux Falls Police Department versus Sioux Falls Fire Rescue in friendly competition to see who can make the other one laugh.

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  • I feel like the firefighter was laughing at his own jokes as much as the police officer's.

    @leenelson4169@leenelson41694 жыл бұрын

    • Respect for him 😉

      @TomiSk4U@TomiSk4U4 жыл бұрын

    • Right lol

      @SAMMIsLIFE@SAMMIsLIFE4 жыл бұрын

    • @@TomiSk4U Thefuck?

      @TayTay-fn6cx@TayTay-fn6cx4 жыл бұрын

    • @@TomiSk4U h m m m

      @LunarAngel01@LunarAngel014 жыл бұрын

    • @@TomiSk4U bruh

      @demurestj6802@demurestj68024 жыл бұрын

  • Police officer while laughing his head off: "thats not funny" Firefighter while also laughing his head off: "thats not funny"

    @chattaboxxx2332@chattaboxxx23324 жыл бұрын

    • Dads

      @letusthanatos1240@letusthanatos12404 жыл бұрын

    • It was like the policeman had more practise at NOT laughing when someone says something stupid to him.....

      @fudgefase@fudgefase4 жыл бұрын

    • The judge is still on academy so the cop won

      @dulohsuaib3265@dulohsuaib32654 жыл бұрын

    • Does that mean they have a sick sense of humor?

      @cliftut@cliftut4 жыл бұрын

    • Holy crap wtf... I come back a week later and this comment has 1k likes :0 ???

      @chattaboxxx2332@chattaboxxx23324 жыл бұрын

  • Puns should never be read from a paper, it makes them tearable.

    @ethanv7330@ethanv73302 жыл бұрын

    • That's Pretty Good Ngl.

      @MightyMageGames@MightyMageGames2 жыл бұрын

    • Underrated

      @bandit2777@bandit27772 жыл бұрын

    • @@MightyMageGames agreed

      @applebeeful@applebeeful2 жыл бұрын

    • Stop it 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

      @elorine5682@elorine56822 жыл бұрын

    • AAAAAA

      @Propain4eva@Propain4eva2 жыл бұрын

  • I like how the off-camera staff was literally lol'ing a few times, haha

    @Wissle@Wissle2 жыл бұрын

    • /)

      @AppleOfThineEye@AppleOfThineEye2 жыл бұрын

    • (\

      @Wissle@Wissle2 жыл бұрын

    • laughing out loud’ing?

      @theodom1858@theodom1858 Жыл бұрын

    • @@theodom1858 hate when people do that.

      @splenced7091@splenced7091 Жыл бұрын

    • @@splenced7091 yeah it’s like they don’t know what it even means

      @monkeybandit4162@monkeybandit4162 Жыл бұрын

  • Firefighter: “That’s not funny..” *proceeds to laugh..*

    @NoName-rq8ec@NoName-rq8ec2 жыл бұрын

    • Basically me for the entirety of the video

      @alhassanali4829@alhassanali48292 жыл бұрын

    • Markiplier

      @v0lny886@v0lny8862 жыл бұрын

    • thats me, all the time xD

      @LuisXGP@LuisXGP2 жыл бұрын

    • @@v0lny886 Markiplier

      @garrethigdon7678@garrethigdon76782 жыл бұрын

    • I read this comment as I was listening to that exact part..

      @tylers4712@tylers47122 жыл бұрын

  • “The wasn’t even funny” he says, laughing to the brink of tears

    @tq7013@tq70134 жыл бұрын

    • i call it: denial

      @charliedulol@charliedulol4 жыл бұрын

    • Some jokes are so stupid its funny

      @NioJPlays@NioJPlays4 жыл бұрын

    • Tbh I've laughed at things that weren't supposed to be funny more than at jokes

      @Alexed.w@Alexed.w4 жыл бұрын

    • Alexander Winter I think everyone has

      @0_o475@0_o4754 жыл бұрын

    • @@NioJPlays Like your name

      @AlanTClark@AlanTClark3 жыл бұрын

  • This is actually a really clever way to promote their city AND encourage interdepartmental cooperation and friendship…somebody has one hell of a media team

    @Miss_Camel@Miss_Camel Жыл бұрын

  • Fun Fact: according to _Monty Python’s Flying Circus,_ the “Assaulted Peanut” joke was formulated by German linguists during WWII as a countermeasure to the funniest Joke Ever Written (a joke which is so hilarious that exposure to it will cause a person to laugh themselves to death), which the Allies had carefully translated into German in order to weaponize it.

    @cardinalhamneggs5253@cardinalhamneggs5253 Жыл бұрын

    • @@moi-rp5wq Ahh yes, Germans and humor. Just recently I explained to a German co-worker what the colors of the German flag represent: the black stands for duty, the red stands for pride, the yellow stands for work, and the blue stands for humor. Also, there's a very simple reason why Brits and Germans don't get along. The Brits are too polite to be honest, and the Germans are too honest to be polite...

      @JC130676@JC1306769 ай бұрын

  • Son: dad I’m cold Dad: sit in the corner, it’s 90 degrees

    @project45yt@project45yt4 жыл бұрын

    • That's a GOOD one!!!!!!!!

      @minetruly@minetruly4 жыл бұрын

    • Dies of hypothermia

      @harrisonsmith9456@harrisonsmith94564 жыл бұрын

    • Silly but a funny joke 😂😂

      @Roselyroses@Roselyroses4 жыл бұрын

    • Son: dad, we're not even indoors, we are standing in the middle of a blizzard, and I'm fucking COLD!

      @deaconblue-aja4864@deaconblue-aja48644 жыл бұрын

    • Deacon Blue-AJA hey fucking cold, I'm dad

      @hawkeysim1487@hawkeysim14874 жыл бұрын

  • These are two dads laughing about dad jokes it’s so pure

    @Lotion-Bottle@Lotion-Bottle4 жыл бұрын

    • @yeahSOwhat 😳

      @deknees8969@deknees89694 жыл бұрын

    • De Knees hey... dont judge

      @orbitingsentientsatellite4361@orbitingsentientsatellite43614 жыл бұрын

    • How do you know they’re dads?

      @0_o475@0_o4754 жыл бұрын

    • Your pfp is everything

      @timothyramirez6487@timothyramirez64874 жыл бұрын

    • yeahSOwhat r/cursedcomments

      @WeavingWoods@WeavingWoods4 жыл бұрын

  • These are great to watch, not because the jokes are really funny but the interactions between the two just having a good time. Contagious laughing for sure.

    @berube361@berube3612 жыл бұрын

  • Regardless of the score, the real winner is Captain Nick who has good delivery and laughs at everything. He’s probably really fun to work with.

    @carafossarellano4293@carafossarellano42932 жыл бұрын

  • “He’ll tell you.” *Guy off camera dies*

    @fruitwagon9275@fruitwagon92754 жыл бұрын

    • That guy off camera was something else lmao

      @bluegrasskiddo5767@bluegrasskiddo57674 жыл бұрын

    • 4:01

      @dangitspang4667@dangitspang46674 жыл бұрын

    • I don't get that joke, anyone mind explaining

      @The0GamingHero@The0GamingHero4 жыл бұрын

    • @@The0GamingHero For some unknown reason firefighters literally go out of there way in conversation to say that they are a fire fighter for example: hey man who do you think will win the Superbowl? im going to watch it at the firehouse..... im a firefighter

      @captainahab8741@captainahab87414 жыл бұрын

    • @@captainahab8741 Oh ok thanks haha

      @The0GamingHero@The0GamingHero4 жыл бұрын

  • Every dad's worst nightmare When their child knows the reply to their joke question

    @pranabmohanty7767@pranabmohanty77673 жыл бұрын

    • Max unhappiness

      @slamdunktiger@slamdunktiger3 жыл бұрын

    • I did that and got an ass whooping....

      @amalkumar8252@amalkumar82523 жыл бұрын

    • @@amalkumar8252 Well, bad for you

      @pranabmohanty7767@pranabmohanty77673 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr

      @ssjssgecko5411@ssjssgecko54113 жыл бұрын

    • Amal Kumar 😐😂

      @frankie228@frankie2283 жыл бұрын

  • I've matured enough to the point where i understand dad jokes and I actually find them funny.

    @boneyskeleton101@boneyskeleton1012 жыл бұрын

  • Them trying not to laugh is WAYYYY funnier than the actual jokes

    @curranjohnson7489@curranjohnson7489 Жыл бұрын

  • Imagine them going back home and spittin dad jokes to their kids

    @marbollsmb3116@marbollsmb31164 жыл бұрын

    • Their kids watch this video before and think, oh no it's coming

      @a.singgih7182@a.singgih71824 жыл бұрын

    • I started telling these to my daughter, and she ran out of the room screaming by the time I got to the mermaid joke.

      @elwoodblues9613@elwoodblues96133 жыл бұрын

    • Hey Kids I got some jokes to tell

      @Genie1234@Genie12343 жыл бұрын

    • you misspelled "telling"

      @rerikm@rerikm3 жыл бұрын

    • @@rerikm wait who

      @Genie1234@Genie12343 жыл бұрын

  • This isn't even a competition, it's just two guys laughing at each other's jokes

    @chronica6457@chronica64574 жыл бұрын

    • Well its America, everything is a competition

      @redandinata4568@redandinata45684 жыл бұрын

    • @@redandinata4568 and by everything, I mean EVERYTHING!

      @theseboi7@theseboi74 жыл бұрын

    • The way it should be.

      @sirdroolsalot12@sirdroolsalot123 жыл бұрын

    • @@sirdroolsalot12 shouldn't*

      @Kutchy7765@Kutchy77653 жыл бұрын

    • It’s a competition to see if they can make them laugh at each other’s jokes

      @PrimevalArt@PrimevalArt3 жыл бұрын

  • I think it'd be helpful if folks who hated all cops saw this. They're real, feeling people with families, just like us.

    @spaghetto9836@spaghetto98362 жыл бұрын

    • I thought they were roboCOPS I'll see my way out

      @Emogamer-tp8vo@Emogamer-tp8vo Жыл бұрын

    • Folks that hate cops aren't that self-aware; otherwise they would realize the problem isn't cops.

      @cncsphere@cncsphere Жыл бұрын

    • @@cncsphere You're assuming the policing system is in peak condition & the only problem are the criminals (aka "Just don't commit crime, simple") when it's... more complicated than that. My views have changed a bit since last year, but I hope you're thinking of the fringe group of people who bully every cop they see & genuinely have a dehumanising disgust for each one of them, and not people of every race who seek police reform.

      @spaghetto9836@spaghetto9836 Жыл бұрын

    • @@spaghetto9836 I'm also thinking of the rare fringe group of cops that may actually take it too far. Of course, if you listen to the cop hating segment of the public, they'd tell you it's all cops while meanwhile taking absolutely no responsibility for their own actions.

      @cncsphere@cncsphere Жыл бұрын

    • shit bro this cop has probably given out unnecessary amounts of unwarranted problems in peoples day to day life

      @loganfromme@loganfromme11 ай бұрын

  • You can see how they slowly forget that it's a competition and just become two guys telling each other jokes

    @Hyland4200@Hyland42002 жыл бұрын

  • Something about trying not to laugh makes you just want to bust out laughing

    @nikkiroser8551@nikkiroser85514 жыл бұрын

    • You can only not laugh at bad jokes for so long.

      @sgt_s4und3r54@sgt_s4und3r544 жыл бұрын

    • JAD's MV's your comment made no sense just stop 🤦🏽‍♂️

      @ryanalexander1013@ryanalexander10134 жыл бұрын

    • Your comment reminds me of this Monty Python scene, some of the actors didn't know the full script for the scene and were simply told not to laugh and just roll with it, the results are brilliant 👌 m.kzhead.info/sun/ZLWuiL6mgX6BdoU/bejne.html

      @KumaBean@KumaBean4 жыл бұрын

    • NikkiRose R don't you mean "burst out laughing"? Think it's a better word

      @lilb-pop4903@lilb-pop49034 жыл бұрын

    • Ryan alexander Yeat that shit didn’t make sense.

      @christianrobles4580@christianrobles45804 жыл бұрын

  • Can we just admire the delivery by Officer Estep about the Pirate's favorite letter? He didn't miss a beat!

    @Speirs248@Speirs2484 жыл бұрын

    • Quinn Clayton Lmao yes! And the way he did the “You’re under a vest!” was also fantastic, as well. That one made me crack up. Hahaha.

      @GlamMakeupLove87@GlamMakeupLove874 жыл бұрын

    • Dad’s intuition

      @sorrenzz3610@sorrenzz36104 жыл бұрын

    • 1:16

      @Pressy369@Pressy3694 жыл бұрын

    • I see what u did there. ;)

      @dwminiboss511@dwminiboss5114 жыл бұрын

    • I actually wasn't impressed because the way I first heard it was, "Arr be his second favorite, but his first love B the C!" ~full accent~ lol

      @veggiesaremurder@veggiesaremurder4 жыл бұрын

  • Me being able to understand all the dad jokes makes me proud of myself of how far I've come.

    @Philip_Lim@Philip_Lim2 жыл бұрын

  • This needs to be a fundraiser in every community. Good, clean fun!

    @teddisk848@teddisk8482 жыл бұрын

  • "...Hose A and Hose B." "That's not how we label them..."

    @jaeanne4325@jaeanne43254 жыл бұрын

    • That part with the Hose A, it reminds me of this clip from Family Feud with Steve Harvey asking this dude to give him a name that starts with the letter H. Jose...Hose A

      @Vscounter@Vscounter4 жыл бұрын

    • I liked that one too.

      @K777angel@K777angel4 жыл бұрын

    • Is that not how fire fighters label hoses or not how they label their kids?

      @saranshgautam6551@saranshgautam65514 жыл бұрын

    • Hose A reminds me of Hosea

      @lilmanpferfe7378@lilmanpferfe73784 жыл бұрын

    • i am pretty sure (but could be wrong) in that the fireman came back with "That's not 'Howie' label em.

      @julierussell8876@julierussell88764 жыл бұрын

  • The other people in the room laughing is some of the best parts 😉😂

    @IKECH545@IKECH5454 жыл бұрын

    • IKECH545 Gehrig

      @RealAntek@RealAntek4 жыл бұрын

    • ikr?!

      @GigglingBug1564@GigglingBug15644 жыл бұрын

    • ?

      @Smiley957@Smiley9574 жыл бұрын

    • That's exactly what killed me😂

      @splsh8539@splsh85394 жыл бұрын

  • The subconscious competition and awkwardness they're having is the funniest thing

    @tryingtofindlife189@tryingtofindlife189 Жыл бұрын

  • I'm 19 and I find this soo funny. I love dad's jokes for some reason.

    @Tahycoon@Tahycoon Жыл бұрын

  • "Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?, because Humpy Dumpty had a great fall" "That's not funny" *Laughs to death*

    @peyfalehrramp5645@peyfalehrramp56454 жыл бұрын

    • This made me laugh more than I thought

      @Scanvas3@Scanvas34 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @masterkixana6852@masterkixana68524 жыл бұрын

    • I heard it as: Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer.

      @catherinedavis-sparks2669@catherinedavis-sparks26694 жыл бұрын

    • Not funny Didn't laugh

      @gwenueatiful@gwenueatiful4 жыл бұрын

    • Peyfa he didnt laugh to death he didnt even laught that hard

      @Z0RD.@Z0RD.4 жыл бұрын

  • That cops jokes were fire.

    @tjgordon5@tjgordon54 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh

      @janitor4481@janitor44814 жыл бұрын

    • Not even a Firefighter could put them out Edit: wow, did not expect that many likes! Thanks guys!

      @Deadvalley200@Deadvalley2004 жыл бұрын

    • @@Deadvalley200 the most underrated comment here

      @redproject5450@redproject54504 жыл бұрын

    • Oscar Arriaga dude ur comment is UNDERRATED PERIOD.

      @anobesewalnut8yearsago994@anobesewalnut8yearsago9944 жыл бұрын

    • @@Deadvalley200 JOB WELL FUCKING DONE HAHAHA

      @user-vg3yc9lx4q@user-vg3yc9lx4q4 жыл бұрын

  • Good to see that in these guys’ line of work, they can still have a sense of humor. Also, just from the way they’re laughing at these jokes, I’ll just go out on a limb and say they’re both dads.

    @brianbommarito3376@brianbommarito33762 жыл бұрын

  • OMG, I loved this so much! I've been having to deal with an aging parent recently diagnosed with beginning stages of Alzheimer's, and I don't remember when I smiled last. This made me laugh, and I really needed it. Thank you.

    @debbie3218@debbie32182 жыл бұрын

    • ❤. Hope you’re doing ok.

      @DorisDay-lw4xs@DorisDay-lw4xs5 ай бұрын

  • nobody: a random guy in the background: *dying of laughter*

    @imakememes3885@imakememes38854 жыл бұрын

    • IMAKEMEMES Timestamp please?

      @ANGH3LL1C420@ANGH3LL1C4204 жыл бұрын

    • PixPlayzGamez 4:08

      @ruhkar199@ruhkar1994 жыл бұрын

    • Nazguhl 72 Thank you! I'm not sure how I managed to miss that.

      @ANGH3LL1C420@ANGH3LL1C4204 жыл бұрын

    • Same Lmao 😂

      @CalebTheFew06@CalebTheFew064 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr

      @jacob1931@jacob19314 жыл бұрын

  • When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it becomes a parent.

    @Hawkido@Hawkido4 жыл бұрын

    • I love it when they go adjacent

      @victorlimpearce1887@victorlimpearce18874 жыл бұрын

    • What do you call a joke that is neither a dad joke nor a mom joke? A transparent joke.

      @biffin1123@biffin11234 жыл бұрын

    • @@biffin1123 Step-Joke

      @Hawkido@Hawkido4 жыл бұрын

    • What do you call someone who copies a comment? the: "i didnt see it"

      @grqfes@grqfes4 жыл бұрын

    • No, it becomes a dad joke when it leaves you and never comes back.

      @soradreams1333@soradreams13334 жыл бұрын

  • I am so happy I came across this! Made my day. Thank you for your service gents. Awesome job on this as well!

    @ACMEMowing@ACMEMowing Жыл бұрын

  • I always laugh at my dad's jokes. And these are no exception.

    @Lizzifer7@Lizzifer72 жыл бұрын

  • The title should've been: Two dads roasting each other's jobs

    @Anonymous-th2rr@Anonymous-th2rr4 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr

      @thekingkong6018@thekingkong60184 жыл бұрын

    • Haha 😂

      @jacobosborne5599@jacobosborne55994 жыл бұрын

    • The Vegan joke got me😂

      @johnbords@johnbords4 жыл бұрын

    • Probably gonna regret saying this, but the firefighter would get roasted in more than one way.

      @ryank1273@ryank12734 жыл бұрын

    • Roasting is not same thing as using jokes. Roasting is the use of insults.

      @subieasunayuuki@subieasunayuuki4 жыл бұрын

  • "I think I heard that one in second grade." "When you fell off your dinosaur?"

    @spacecowboy2711@spacecowboy27114 жыл бұрын

    • Timestamp?

      @egg_meat@egg_meat4 жыл бұрын

    • @@egg_meat 5:27

      @scotttaylor6616@scotttaylor66164 жыл бұрын

    • @space cowboy, is your profile picture of Suga? Are we army everywhere or is there a new KZhead algorithm to show me more army comments because I watch too many bts videos? XD

      @Artnotforthesakeofart@Artnotforthesakeofart4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Artnotforthesakeofart i just think it's safe to say that army's everywhere haha

      @spacecowboy2711@spacecowboy27114 жыл бұрын

    • @@spacecowboy2711 that does make sense. we totally are! =D

      @Artnotforthesakeofart@Artnotforthesakeofart4 жыл бұрын

  • Two pieces of sick walking round town one started crying the other asked what's wrong. Brings back so many memories I was brought up round here.

    @wns1503@wns15032 жыл бұрын

  • Thank you guys for this :) it seriously made me smile the whole time! The belly button joke was my fav though, the fire chief was awesome but the vest joke took it home lol

    @DancingSk3L3tons@DancingSk3L3tons Жыл бұрын

  • A blind person walked into a bar, then a table, then a chair.

    @marioavila4997@marioavila49974 жыл бұрын

    • Or "two people walked into a bar, the third one ducked" yours is good though too :)

      @jonathantierney7301@jonathantierney73014 жыл бұрын

    • *_"I see", said the blind man, as he pissed towards the wind..._* *_"...It's all coming back to me now..."_*

      @The_CIA@The_CIA4 жыл бұрын

    • @JusticeFor Alexei Sign Language

      @Noptical@Noptical4 жыл бұрын

    • A software QA engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders three beers. He orders 430,00,000 beers. He orders .6 beers. He orders -1 beers. He orders a dog.

      @sirslam2414@sirslam24144 жыл бұрын

    • The CIA lol that joke killed me 😂😂

      @gooneytunez3013@gooneytunez30134 жыл бұрын

  • I find this heart warming I hope they become friends.

    @lesb7575@lesb75754 жыл бұрын

    • It's very Very likely because although the police and fire departments from anywhere like to compete they are still fighting for the same thing, to protect and serve. So yes.

      @AusyG@AusyG4 жыл бұрын

    • Austin goodwyn It must be a nice life being so naive

      @ImDallasGonzales@ImDallasGonzales4 жыл бұрын

    • @@ImDallasGonzales It must suck to be as dumb as you are(;

      @rebelrose1385@rebelrose13854 жыл бұрын

    • Xxxretardedkid do you know what CHAOS stands for?

      @type-10@type-104 жыл бұрын

    • Adolfo Gonzalez interesting that you call me naive. I've worked along side with both fire and police in the past. I'm not sure what city you live in but in my town they HAVE to work together.

      @AusyG@AusyG4 жыл бұрын

  • I grew up with a dad and now I feel like a dad laughing at these jokes.

    @RatThePresident@RatThePresident2 жыл бұрын

  • What a phenomenal thing to watch first thing in the morning and to start my day on an absolute giggle

    @semperfidelis2970@semperfidelis2970 Жыл бұрын

  • “That’s not how we label them.” 😂

    @ethan073@ethan0734 жыл бұрын

    • Ethan C the kids or the hoses?

      @finaladvance5085@finaladvance50854 жыл бұрын

    • @@finaladvance5085 I think there's another thing he's referring to that sounds like hose lol

      @ferro1398@ferro13984 жыл бұрын

    • @@ferro1398 bruh 🤣

      @AmitSingh-vt6ws@AmitSingh-vt6ws4 жыл бұрын

    • @@ferro1398 jose its a Hispanic name

      @cw3598@cw35984 жыл бұрын

    • @@finaladvance5085 they don't name their hoses like that. They name them based on their size like a 2-inch or a 2 and 1/2 inch hose. My dad's a firefighter and I'm in a fire cadet program so that's how I know it.

      @jtkirk3474@jtkirk34744 жыл бұрын

  • “What did the policeman say to his bellybutton?” “YOURE UNDER A VEST!” *WHEEZE*

    @KaLa1865_@KaLa1865_4 жыл бұрын

    • Just heard that one just before reading your comment 😂

      @GamingGD5600@GamingGD56004 жыл бұрын

    • That wasn't a wheeze

      @bigboi2649@bigboi26494 жыл бұрын

    • @@Victor_Graves ;)

      @bigboi2649@bigboi26494 жыл бұрын

    • @Leo Caducoy you too?

      @RavenheartIndustries@RavenheartIndustries4 жыл бұрын

    • Jesus no please I'm dying over here

      @famonk2674@famonk26744 жыл бұрын

  • My favorite part was at the end: "That's not how we label them"

    @tibowmew@tibowmew2 жыл бұрын

  • I love these guys I keep watching it over and over!! There so nice to each other and having Fun!!

    @ednaselm@ednaselm3 ай бұрын

  • "I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. Idk what he laced them wit but i was trippin all day" somebody sign this guy

    @melloreacts4327@melloreacts43274 жыл бұрын

    • Malo Mello that joke is sooooooooo old

      @gamerbig8721@gamerbig87214 жыл бұрын

    • @@gamerbig8721 (g)old

      @diegodeluquev1433@diegodeluquev14334 жыл бұрын

    • Oooweeee seems like 1k ppl embraced it. The doors that way 👉

      @melloreacts4327@melloreacts43274 жыл бұрын

  • I just realised I'm officially at the age where dad jokes become funny.

    @happychappers8311@happychappers83113 жыл бұрын

    • They're always funny, younger people just have a hard time appreciating their parents as much as they should sometimes.

      @devindalton4688@devindalton46883 жыл бұрын

    • Dude, I'm 15 and I've never laughed genuinely so much in my life

      @yasininn76@yasininn763 жыл бұрын

    • Bro im 21 and im dead at these. I’m going to be hysterically cackling by 40.

      @Dillon6479@Dillon64793 жыл бұрын

    • So I've been a dad since I was like 14? I'm 17 and I genuinely love these jokes so much.

      @superbean8110@superbean81103 жыл бұрын

    • I don’t have a dad.

      @Crikey.@Crikey.3 жыл бұрын

  • Good job by both of them! I enjoyed watching and we need more of this!!!

    @patrickhockey1165@patrickhockey11652 жыл бұрын

  • How did i stop a fight between 2 blind people? I just said: I bet 10 dollars on the dude with the knife! Both ran away...

    @pitched7401@pitched74013 жыл бұрын

    • I love it lmao!!!

      @wilson7208@wilson72083 жыл бұрын

    • the worst part is if they both pull out a knife!

      @Crazy-ef5zm@Crazy-ef5zm3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Crazy-ef5zm That makes it better

      @SaltCane@SaltCane3 жыл бұрын

    • THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I STARTED CRYING!!!!

      @mateyamangum4015@mateyamangum40153 жыл бұрын

    • What if the guy with the gun starts shooting then?

      @GBValode@GBValode3 жыл бұрын

  • “Jurassic Pork” He did him dirty on that one. 😂😂

    @Docstantinople@Docstantinople3 жыл бұрын

    • Saccboi

      @braden2206@braden22063 жыл бұрын

    • He went too far with that one ngl

      @demonetization1455@demonetization14553 жыл бұрын

    • I guess he wanted some roast pork…😏😂 Sorry, I couldn’t help but crackling my self up there!🤣😅

      @Darceus2000@Darceus20003 жыл бұрын

    • True

      @a.s.d7435@a.s.d74353 жыл бұрын

    • And then like a true gent, apologized 😅

      @nholbrook1682@nholbrook16823 жыл бұрын

  • Question: If you roll up to a call of two vegans fighting, is it still a beef? Answer: No because that's just bananas OK I'm sorry, I had to...

    @trollerswifthasenteredthec1970@trollerswifthasenteredthec19702 жыл бұрын

  • One of the best Dad Jokes on KZhead! Thanks!

    @thomask4836@thomask4836 Жыл бұрын

  • “He ate the pizza before it was cool” 😂😂😂

    @ikechicoreralation@ikechicoreralation3 жыл бұрын

    • @@cavedmanjim249 You know it's pretty damn good pizza not cooked.. only if it's not a fast meal but you made it yourself

      @NoobieLandCity@NoobieLandCity3 жыл бұрын

    • I've heard the iteration of, "He drank coffee before it was cool" lol

      @DaytonDistrictRailfan@DaytonDistrictRailfan3 жыл бұрын

    • I read this right when he was saying it in total accident

      @LivyplusNevi@LivyplusNevi3 жыл бұрын

    • Lmaooo

      @yungwhoppa9821@yungwhoppa98213 жыл бұрын

    • That one killed me

      @DavidRodriguez-jd4ot@DavidRodriguez-jd4ot3 жыл бұрын

  • It’s impossible to insult a Firefighter with a roast Because he already can handle burns

    @comet3969@comet39693 жыл бұрын

    • You made my nose commit exhale

      @agent09153@agent091533 жыл бұрын

    • @@agent09153 same

      @deleted-cg9of@deleted-cg9of3 жыл бұрын

    • Bro

      @_.Abstract_@_.Abstract_3 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @arabizaman8722@arabizaman87223 жыл бұрын

    • Well. That's one way to hose a burn.

      @Jayteaseepiirturi@Jayteaseepiirturi3 жыл бұрын

  • Hose A and hose B. 'That's not how we label them' 🤣🤣🤣 he was genuinely offended 🤣

    @mrkennedy4394@mrkennedy4394 Жыл бұрын

  • This is probably the most calming thing I've watched all day

    @beartheshorthair823@beartheshorthair8232 жыл бұрын

  • That has got to be the least obnoxious "ding" sound i've ever heard.

    @igetsalty@igetsalty4 жыл бұрын

    • same

      @LeoLokoII@LeoLokoII4 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr. It should be universal.

      @mr.z7018@mr.z70184 жыл бұрын

    • Wtf is obnoxious?

      @wesleyLTH@wesleyLTH4 жыл бұрын

    • @@wesleyLTH it's like annoying or too loud or something

      @evertonfanjuan9212@evertonfanjuan92124 жыл бұрын

    • datBVB fan the dude probably looked up thesaurus dot net right after lmao

      @RaySpartan315@RaySpartan3154 жыл бұрын

  • Oh these guys dont even care about the challenge theyre just here for the jokes.

    @simonhenriksson4800@simonhenriksson48004 жыл бұрын

    • yuup but i love it 😅

      @aricin3433@aricin34334 жыл бұрын

    • Their kids are going to suffer forever.

      @GreenAndSuited@GreenAndSuited4 жыл бұрын

    • i think once the fire chief broke the rest was just downhill from there

      @CorvusCorone68@CorvusCorone684 жыл бұрын

    • *bruh your likes is 666*

      @NiaChan04@NiaChan044 жыл бұрын

  • This why I love going to my dad's house every weekend, dads jokes are the best

    @kusuossecretgf5401@kusuossecretgf54012 жыл бұрын

  • These all made me smile, and I just realized I like dad jokes.

    @bunsenn5064@bunsenn50642 жыл бұрын

  • can't believe nobody heard about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison. He was a small medium at large.

    @Nazareadain@Nazareadain3 жыл бұрын

    • I hate you 😂

      @mgkest19xxcle80@mgkest19xxcle803 жыл бұрын

    • Officer this one right here 😂

      @fruitninja25ricketts50@fruitninja25ricketts503 жыл бұрын

    • You’re going to hell for this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @xTenzin10@xTenzin103 жыл бұрын

    • Dang it 😂 i laughed

      @rendyajadech1957@rendyajadech19573 жыл бұрын

    • lmao i saw this in big nate

      @CPisOP22@CPisOP223 жыл бұрын

  • THIS is what political debates should be like

    @AverytheCubanAmerican@AverytheCubanAmerican2 жыл бұрын

    • Regan won his second election with a dad joke.

      @TheCaptainSplatter@TheCaptainSplatter2 жыл бұрын

    • Do not underestimate the power of dad jokes

      @nightninja7012@nightninja70122 жыл бұрын

    • Agreed

      @catherinelin8548@catherinelin85482 жыл бұрын

    • That would only happen, with two very intelligent politicians, that actually understand their politics, so don't count on it

      @CONEHEADDK@CONEHEADDK2 жыл бұрын

    • And the person who laughs the least gets to be pres

      @ladycavalier@ladycavalier2 жыл бұрын

  • That was fun and I got a good laugh out of this. You should do this more often.

    @paanne1013@paanne101310 ай бұрын

  • I run across this video every once in a while and I love it

    @baleohhay7983@baleohhay79832 жыл бұрын

  • Why did the blind man fall down a well? He couldn't see that well.

    @AutomaticDuck300@AutomaticDuck3003 жыл бұрын

    • Damn you did ‘em dirty 😆

      @fruitninja25ricketts50@fruitninja25ricketts503 жыл бұрын

    • amazing!

      @doggomode6712@doggomode67123 жыл бұрын

    • Hahaha

      @maiqtheliar8210@maiqtheliar82103 жыл бұрын

    • This was a copied joke

      @TheSmallestViolin@TheSmallestViolin3 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheSmallestViolin Amazing, although there is no proof, I'll take your word for it

      @doggomode6712@doggomode67123 жыл бұрын

  • Me: starts laughing The other guy: doesn't laugh Me: stops laughing, not funny

    @Cesar-ro4fs@Cesar-ro4fs4 жыл бұрын

    • You have some problem in brain if this wasn't a joke

      @chrissuis7651@chrissuis76514 жыл бұрын

    • @@chrissuis7651 what

      @MrGermandeutsch@MrGermandeutsch4 жыл бұрын

    • @Chris Suis nah, it was a joke

      @Abbinal@Abbinal3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Abbinal an extremely poor and overused joke.

      @SupremeSupport@SupremeSupport3 жыл бұрын

    • @@SupremeSupport takin this personally, huh?

      @millionbadger7918@millionbadger79183 жыл бұрын

  • You both get a trophy...I loved it

    @romelleabdulaleem283@romelleabdulaleem2832 жыл бұрын

  • Officially one of my favorite videos on the internet now

    @k_man@k_man2 жыл бұрын

  • The hipster one is underrated af. That joke was genius

    @ng4logic@ng4logic4 жыл бұрын

    • I didn't get it.

      @scortexfire@scortexfire4 жыл бұрын

    • @@scortexfire you are dumb

      @ng4logic@ng4logic4 жыл бұрын

    • @@ng4logic shush

      @stan8692@stan86924 жыл бұрын

    • @@ng4logic tell me you belch

      @midnightdragon67@midnightdragon674 жыл бұрын

    • @@midnightdragon67 joke is that fucking hipster are always doing things that are most people not.. They are not doing what most people think is cool.. Just google what hipster is....

      @ng4logic@ng4logic4 жыл бұрын

  • Dad: "That's not funny." Also dad: *proceeds to laugh*

    @000Trauma@000Trauma4 жыл бұрын

  • “A stick” has been my favorite dad-joke for years. So stoked!

    @gregiep@gregiep2 жыл бұрын

  • That was a pleasure, thank you for that 😂🤣😂

    @toyyatoy@toyyatoy Жыл бұрын

  • This is honestly adorable. Two dads having a good time.

    @Dwaggy@Dwaggy4 жыл бұрын

    • Dwaggy no one else commented so I did

      @redness4376@redness43764 жыл бұрын

  • Now this has got to be the greatest crossover event in history

    @jabroski9096@jabroski90964 жыл бұрын

    • Ja Broski what’s this, bojack horseman and peanut butter in the SAME ROOM!!! What’s this, a crossover episode

      @idkk9013@idkk90134 жыл бұрын

    • And they say avengers was the greatest crossover...

      @NXZeki@NXZeki4 жыл бұрын

    • You're currently at 911 likes as of me writing this and I don't want to disturb the force

      @Marmotus@Marmotus4 жыл бұрын

  • Genius Sioux Falls! Would like to see more of these

    @rey5597@rey5597 Жыл бұрын

  • This is awesome. I would love to see more

    @georgeherod4252@georgeherod4252 Жыл бұрын

  • I love how a couple of the cops jokes were literally just direct burns.

    @misspurdy27288@misspurdy272884 жыл бұрын

    • Truestm I’m sure the firefighter could handle those burns. That’s what he’s there for, right?

      @StoneOfMoon@StoneOfMoon4 жыл бұрын

    • StoneOfMoon still funny, wish the cop had actually done one of his jokes acknowledging them. Would have been the ultimate punchline.

      @misspurdy27288@misspurdy272884 жыл бұрын

  • Did you guys hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.

    @666silencioso@666silencioso4 жыл бұрын

    • You mean a Roamin Catholic lmao

      @erectilereptile7383@erectilereptile73834 жыл бұрын

    • @@erectilereptile7383 *Roman

      @lawenforcemententhusiasts782@lawenforcemententhusiasts7824 жыл бұрын

    • Sam Mathers No salvation outside the Church 😀

      @quoc1465@quoc14654 жыл бұрын

    • Law Enforcement Enthusiasts whoosh

      @piggysmalls4373@piggysmalls43734 жыл бұрын

    • Nice😂

      @paballomolata8844@paballomolata88444 жыл бұрын

  • Thank you for sharing. Great fun!!🤣🤣🤣

    @Woooofit@Woooofit Жыл бұрын

  • Love this really funny thanks for your service much love and respect

    @simonejassmann7743@simonejassmann77432 жыл бұрын

  • The firefighter seems like he laughs all the time. They picked the wrong representative 😂

    @nicolem376@nicolem3763 жыл бұрын

    • I think he did well considering it's a police officers job to not have a sense of humor.

      @TAKLProductions@TAKLProductions3 жыл бұрын

    • @@TAKLProductions ?

      @bruh-hd8gm@bruh-hd8gm3 жыл бұрын

    • @@TAKLProductions ?🤨

      @calqlated4506@calqlated45063 жыл бұрын

    • @@TAKLProductions ?

      @someinternetbox168@someinternetbox1683 жыл бұрын

    • @@someinternetbox168 why am I getting question marks?

      @TAKLProductions@TAKLProductions3 жыл бұрын

  • Doctor: "I'll be delivering your baby today" Dad: "Actually, we would like for our baby to be able to keep its liver"

    @JayNohh@JayNohh2 жыл бұрын

    • RIP for the ones who didn't get it

      @tharushsomashekar@tharushsomashekar2 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah I didn't get it 😬😬😬😬

      @leilaan9344@leilaan93442 жыл бұрын

    • @@leilaan9344 de"liver"ing 🤣

      @poowananapipanyasopon6735@poowananapipanyasopon67352 жыл бұрын

    • @@poowananapipanyasopon6735 oh i thought it was a joke about how expensive hospital bills were. LoL

      @At0m1c_At0m@At0m1c_At0m2 жыл бұрын

    • @@poowananapipanyasopon6735 lol thank u

      @ladycavalier@ladycavalier2 жыл бұрын

  • IN MY VIEW First time viewer. I can't wait to share this with our Neighborhood Watch PD Corporal. I love these.

    @carolynthornton8017@carolynthornton8017 Жыл бұрын

  • i love that you can hear the people in the back laughing too

    @thehonkinator1157@thehonkinator11572 жыл бұрын

  • The amount of dad energy that radiates from this is too wholesome

    @FBI-kz1nv@FBI-kz1nv2 жыл бұрын

    • *FBI has joined the chat

      @LemuelDunleavy@LemuelDunleavy2 жыл бұрын

    • @@LemuelDunleavy true

      @FBI_Overlord@FBI_Overlord2 жыл бұрын

    • @@FBI_Overlord do I need to clear my browser history?

      @whistlingtomb3299@whistlingtomb32992 жыл бұрын

    • @@whistlingtomb3299 FBI didn't respond, they are already surrounding your home.

      @LXW-Arts@LXW-Arts2 жыл бұрын

    • @@whistlingtomb3299 they still will find it btw

      @danw-wm8qe@danw-wm8qe2 жыл бұрын

  • My favorite quote is “Your jokes are better than mine but, I should’ve won.”

    @wiffywiffy7896@wiffywiffy78964 жыл бұрын

  • Fantastic dad jokes. Looking forward to another round. Stay safe.

    @feslaymaker1679@feslaymaker1679 Жыл бұрын

  • Glad I found this...make me smile

    @puff1n2@puff1n22 жыл бұрын

  • The "I bought shoes from a drug dealer" was the best one 😂

    @landry2611@landry26113 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah haha I need to remember that one

      @james9311@james93113 жыл бұрын

  • "Whats brown and sticky" "A stick" "Oh" My at midnight >can't breathe I'm laughing so hard

    @ShikiSenriismine@ShikiSenriismine4 жыл бұрын

    • Mini Maiden Allie STICKY BOMS! -A.K.A iamwildcat

      @Midart226@Midart2264 жыл бұрын

    • Thats so fun to realize whats the funny part

      @BondanHeru@BondanHeru4 жыл бұрын

    • Mini Maiden Allie honestly the first thing came to my mind was poop but a stick is also right

      @IRON_KING_KNIGHT@IRON_KING_KNIGHT4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Midart226 a man of culture, surely Vanoss group of fun times

      @roachawker7741@roachawker77414 жыл бұрын

  • Love the laugh point jokes, they are always good.

    @jared2178@jared21782 жыл бұрын

  • If people just be kind and polite while driving and living in general these guys will appreciate it

    @husnainanwaar1992@husnainanwaar19922 жыл бұрын

  • Both of them are controlling their laughs while im here dying from the jokes.

    @noobgod2194@noobgod21943 жыл бұрын

    • Whats your pfp from it looks familiar

      @MxkeyyL@MxkeyyL3 жыл бұрын

    • @@MxkeyyL Boku no Pico

      @Rexty19@Rexty192 жыл бұрын

    • @@Rexty19 oh god no

      @massonfink4522@massonfink45222 жыл бұрын

    • @@MxkeyyL its a shitty ntr anime I dropped don't watch it, it was a good for a few episodes but then glasses guy kept cucking the mc

      @dumbass762@dumbass7622 жыл бұрын

    • @@dumbass762 so true

      @rajput36000@rajput360002 жыл бұрын

  • This is how every irreconcilable dispute should be settled: joke duels.

    @sequorroxx@sequorroxx3 жыл бұрын

    • Like the yo mama battles they used to have haha

      @paulgonzales9114@paulgonzales91143 жыл бұрын

    • YES!!!! Or a dance off! No more world wars, just dad jokes and dances offs!

      @czntrm@czntrm3 жыл бұрын

  • That was so stinking awesome. It would be great to have a community submitted jokes laugh-off

    @DrPsyc71@DrPsyc712 жыл бұрын

  • I'm a dad and I approve of these jokes.

    @Pwecko@Pwecko Жыл бұрын

  • I love the relationship between cops and firefighters. They hate but love each other lol

    @SeRgA123456789@SeRgA1234567893 жыл бұрын

    • We love our cops

      @JJ-bi5qx@JJ-bi5qx3 жыл бұрын

    • @@JJ-bi5qx yes we do

      @havilavi472@havilavi4723 жыл бұрын

    • A friendly rivalry is healthy.

      @handsinknead77@handsinknead773 жыл бұрын

    • Im my country the if you graduated in acadamy, you can choice whether you become a police man, fire fighter or a jail warden

      @MrAnonymousme10@MrAnonymousme103 жыл бұрын

    • They should always love each other

      @loverbear23@loverbear233 жыл бұрын
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