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"WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR MISTAKE" Andy 2018
Sounds like an adult joke
OwO
It's my fav line for some reason xD
Bro its 2023 THAT WAS SOO LONG AGO
"YOU can't marry someone whose married already!" Zane didn't marry aph, but rather he married kc
I'm the only person who thinks when Jess and Kestin got cupcakes, I remember the time when they play My Little Horseys in Mystreet... 😢
Killer_Amy 96 yeah i did
Redlyn Draw OH GOOD, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE REMEMBERING THE OLD GOOD DAYS- **sobs at the corner because of remembering the Mystreet starlight**
hehe well i do
Same😭😢😥
I almost forgot
Jess: Gets job Jess:Gets fired Jason:Annoyed husband noises Kestin:opens cupcake shop Andy: Failing
Lol that is HILARIOUS… righhhhht
11:49 did everyone heard andy said 'can we ship it?' LOL XD
Awww i love when they play together,❤️💜they are all so funny and sweet!!!!🐶
LexMex subscribe to me and I will subscribe to you
sugar cat gamer i will
Aphmau gets Married to Mr. blue peg Andy: Ship it :3 Jason: WHOS DAT!????? Had me dead love ya aph 💜😂
sailormooni’ LoL ya
Lol 😂
Le blue guy is Andy... he's shippin' himself is.... hhhhmmmmm......
@@TheSoccermanpaul acctualt the light blue is andy and the BLUEE BLUEE is EINNN AND SWEET HOME ALABAMA
LOL YES
Jason: *Is overprotective of his wife* Jess: I DON'T KNOW HIM Jason: *Is still overprotective of his wife*
AWWWWWWWWW
🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥹🥹🥹he’s a good husband 🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥹🥹🥹
Jess: Career Andy: College Jason: College Kestin: College Jess: fired Jess: married Jason: ;-; Edit: Thx for 82 likes!
Hahahahh
Jason:
Also Jess: Nightschool Also Jason: No longer a Millionaire
The other 3: Choose highest paying Jess: Choose Lowest paying
@Tesla Buchanan thank you! Wow I never knew I would get so many likes!
I can just imagine Andy doing ballet It’s not a pretty sight
MELANIE Is SHOOK what are you talking about andy's an amazing at ballet
Xxyoung jayXx it’s not that it’s just.... Imagining him wearing a tutu
MELANIE Is SHOOK i think he would be bootyfullllll!! 🤴🕴🤸♂️
Is beautiful
MELANIE Is SHOOK lmao your pfp from buzzfeed
Jason:”THATS RIGHT MY HUSBAND IS HERE AND I LOVE HIM DEARLY!” Me:OML what has this world become?!?🤣 Later Jason:”I love him and he has great great hair!”
What hair
Nightmare Wolf I just screamed "Jason is gay!" XD
When he said great great hair I thought of him and garroth together XD
Cecelia Essenberg Thank you! :)
Is he looking in a mirror or at a picture of Aaron...?
Is Jason a gay hahahaha jkjk 14:40
Kestin: miss pink peg Me thinking: is that kawaii~chan Me scratching my chin: hmm Maybe it is
Probably 🙄
i thought of that too
THE PINK GIRL WAS KAWAII CHAN OMG I SHIP IT
Nu. ZANVISSSSSS!!!
...why do people ship zanvis? I don’t see them working well at all...
Sav Animates Omg Yassss
because they are opposites and its gay.. duh
I ship kawaii Chan and Zane and Katelyn and Travis and I have many reason well do you have reason luzuwolf and I use my dad iPad so
15:03 Jason: I love him and he’s got a great great hair Me : 😂🤣😂🤣
"Rockets, Pretty Good." So Inspiring.
14:49 Jason: Thats Right MAH HUSBAND IS HERE Me: So does that me Jason is- Me again: Oh Hecc
your profile picture is by far the most amazing!!!
True
NickNoClip - Minecraft subscribe to me and I will subscribe to you
NickNoClip - Minecraft nah Andy's is the best
NickNoClip - Minecraft ikr I love it 😍
Agreed
20:36 I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU ARE STERIO-*farmhouse*
Ahahah 😂😂 I found that hilarious
I've been looking for a comment like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also its the worse of the 2
9:53: "imma graduate!" "You went to colleg!" "I went to colleg- "
4:06 Kestin, your inner Zane is showing
Right when Blue peg x Pink peg became a ship, an ad for Married at First Sight came on. How fitting!
DiamondDynamite haha
That funny
OHO, really? I- **explodes** How perfect!
Jess:"Take the farmhouse kestin you know ...Yee haw Everyone else:WOOOOOWW 😂😂 Fans:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LunaBe 33 Best part is that Jess has stated that she's from Texas! So it would have been even better had she picked the farmer career, and gotten the farm house! 😅😅😅
15:51 OMG HIS ACCENT!
I LOVED EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS VIDEO!!! The voices, the sound effects, the banter! All of it is amazing and funny!
Jason:IM NO LONGER A MILLIONAIRE!!!! Me: I wonder who took it...**looks at screen** Jessica ._. Good job.
/-\ Speaking shuarya .-. you spoiled me
Yea u rite
/-\ Speaking shuarya .-. 😁😁😁
SPOILED IT
.-.
Kestin's pink peg is Kawaii-Chan. Lol.
lol
That is fricking smart!!!!
Shimmering Silver YUS
XD
Shimmering Silver OMG I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT 😂😂😂😂
4:14 Kawaii~Chan would be proud-
13:10 What an amazing Frozen reference ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
*THATS RIGHT. MY HUSBAND IS HERE AND I LOVE HIM DEARLY*
I love that Ten photo. ( your pfp)
Jess:I WILL NEVER BE A FARMER Me:But you would be payed more
BeJewelled it doesn't matter if you get more money as long as you like what you are doing
Elena Torres Ikr
Bu-but.. Its a game about getting moneyyyyy...!!
I know i wasn@t meaning it in a bad way i love Jess
BeJewelled JESS WHAT ABOUT FRESH FRUIT ??? ur bot XD healthy boi
"alow me to pick your Br~AinS" 13:30
Jess: Marries a random stranger. Jason: That's it, I'm gay now.
Aphmau: Yeha Kesten:I can't believe you are steryot- Farm house ME: *Can't STOP laghing*
Gacha Ash is my best friends in the whole world
I would choose farmhouse too
You spelled Kestin wrong
Look you got a coyboy hat on!! - aphmau
Yep XD
Jason:WHOSE THAT JESS Jess:I can explain *laughs* Me:hahahahahahahjabahahahaha
Rebecca Paul lol
Hi
Reallyyyyyyyyyyy?
Why
Dragon Leader WHO TF IS BLUE PEG HUH
This is what I miss in her videos now I likes the videos of them just chilling and playing games with an episode every now and then of something
5:51 "oh, will i be a rocket scientist or.. *a LAWYER*" took me OUT
*Jason's profile* : awesome *Andy's profile* : awesome *Kestin's profile* : awesome *Jess's profile* :.... Absolutely adorable 😂😂
Melissa_That_Gamer Anaya Molina Godly
Melissa_That_Gamer Anaya Molina wait...you mean...JETTORABLE?!
Absolutely awesome 😂😂😂
Lol 😂
Melissa_That_Gamer Anaya Molina ikr
Kestin: *"I OPENED A CUPCAKE SHOP"* the fact that he's the voice actor for Zane👏😂
THE FAT LITTLE NUGGET RETURNS YASSS
Zane LOVES cupcakes.... HmmmMmmMmMmMMmMMMMM...?!?!?
yup
@@jynxiiaj7888 Linjer
Zane is voice acted? It isn’t his name? My life is a lie.
16:36 Did I just hear an *oink*? 🤔
12:54 da da Ding Ding Ding Ding dong😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how Jason reacted when Jess got married 😂😂😂👌
Sweedish Cupcake lol
IKR
Hi
Hey I like yo profile pic.
Yes that was funny
*Kestin opens a cupcake shop* Me: Zane would be happy 8D
I was thinking the same thing..........
YEP I WAS JUST AT THAT PART
AlternateCreation well Kestin is Zane so he probably actually likes cupcakes
AlternateCreation hahaha when i read this i was like “huh he would” *images Zane eat kawaii~chan’s cupcakes*
It’s me Rose dust Zane and Kawaii~Chan can both own it!
Jason; "I love him and he has got great hair!" Me; you do know that's *your* hair right?
9:43 Jason: “Thank you Andy!!” Andy: *dissapointed and regretful voice* “You’re welcome.....”
Aph: *I WILL NEVER BE A FARMER!* Me: It's Ok Jess... I Don't Wanna Be A Farmer Either...
*grabs every farm animal known to man* *places in your house* *leaves hearing "moo"s and "oink"s and "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWKKK"s behind me*
XD
-Aphmau x Aaron - Lol
*Me: I WILL NEVER CHOOSE THE LOWEST PAYING JOB!*
I'm a was farmer and ya don't blame you
Kestin: oh, it’s a mini game. Me: CUE THE INTRO MUSIC
Love aphmau
xGamerCraftx I MADE UR LIKE *222* EEUEUEEEE
GOD I WHEN I MISS TYPE
um you do know you can edit your comments right see look next to the time thing that tells you when I made this comment
(inhales)......BOIIIIIII
2:57 killed me so hard when Aphmau just got a job 🤣
Jason: my husband is so much better then yours! *five seconds later he calls her babe*
I love Andy's flowery profile picture haha!!
Game Farm andys pic is flowey frum undertale
That Flower is actually Flowey from Undertale
Game Farm *flowey
Game Farm do you mean Flowey?
It’s flowey aka my fav character from ut
I had my wisdom teeth out. I am in so much pain but watching this video makez the pain go away glad you have a awsome fan base. Love all of yall
Rqinbowz im watching this with my stupid molar not coming out
I have to get mine taken out later this year
Rqinbowz how loopy did u get 1 not very 10 VERY LOOPY And numbers in between: 1-5 not very 6-10 VERY
I won't be happy if I have to do that😔🙁
Rqinbowz stop doing comment !
Did anyone notice that at 16:31 Jess says:I'M AFRAIRD OF PLIGHTS.That is what i heard anyway.
We stan Jason getting a husband🌈
Yaass I was waiting for somebody to pick the same gender lol 😂😂😂
Yaaaaaaaaaaassssssss
Me too! I was like "One of them might be funny and choose the same gender" XD
Haha i knew somone would do that
Scream ItsBeautiful same🏳️🌈😂
Me to
jason:i could be a rocket scientist or a lawyer me: rocket scientist jason:ill be a lawyer me:WHY Andy:*picks rocket scientist* me:i love you i love space
XD i was thinking the same thing about the saleries
:)
Lawyer pays really well I’m pretty sure, so that’s probs why he chose it.
Klance!!!
I love money
Are we going to talk about how Jason said “f**k off” at grab the cash mini game? ;-;
Oh yea Jason curses pretty often compared to the rest of them XD
Yo Shindo lmao
Unlucky crybaby boy
@@the_great_mammon unlucky crybaby boy you too
@@jersooonmatawa I- huh? I mean... Sure ig lol. I have no clue what you're saying but maybe I'm just too tired
0:13 is that aphmau puppy
Jason: this is a very important moment in your life honey Jess: *picks blue peg* Jason: who’s Mr. Blue pet Jess? Jess:I don’t know, I can explain *walks out of church* Jason: Who is that?! Jess:I DON’T KNOW HIM
Umm you forgot some parts of it
Big pet who he is
Lol 😆
That Gamer Mankey I don’t get it..
New Ships!: Jason x Blue Chip Kestin x Pink Chip Jess x Blue Chip Andy x Blue Chip
DubstepGirl Lover1104 yeah chipa
OwO! Gay ships!! I love them!!!
Elmera Dragon Blush Radioactive Cat exept Jess and Kestin
Srainbow60 true, But ignore that, The Gay ships are what matters the most 😂
DubstepGirl Lover1104 YASSSSSSSSSSSS
Jess: YOU CANT MARRY SOMEONE YOU JUST MET!! *gacha logic has left the chat*
jason:whos mister blue peg jess jess:idk jason:WHOS MISTER BLUE PEG JESS! jess:idk i can explain others laughing love ya aph
Aaron: my husband is here and i love him dearly Aphmau: who's that man Me: da what? XD Me: beautiful
*Jason is his name irl. Or are you calling him by his roleplay name?
i think they are using the role play name, why else would they be calling jason aaron?
whats it matter xD hes just tryin to make people lsugh
Hahahaha
Yeh meh think it sounds bootiful!
The last speech before the end Jason: I'M NO LONGER A MILLIONAIRE
Mia64 Gaming 😂😂😂😂
Wth that just happened right after I read this lol
I m no longer a billionaire
LoL
Lol
20:44 I would be very scared if my brain surgeon walked in with a cowboy hat on
Agreed 😂
I love how kestin's name is spelled ketin in the description box😂😂
Jess- *gets to choose between a 80K salary and a 50K salary* *chooses the 50K one because she wants to steal cars* *gets to choose between 100K and 80K salary* *chooses 80K because she's afraid of planes* Me: *facepalm*
OceanSwimmer101 She didn't want to become a farmer that's why she refuses twice. Also, she wants to become a fashion designer.
That's really rude let her pick what she wants its her life not yours
GamingWith Rose It's not rude. The person was just trying to point out the hilarious part of the video. Besides, it's only a joke so it's okay. (Also, I'm not trying to be mean. I'm eating a bread so I can't type more reasons. Sorry if you're offended in anyway!)
Celin Verena in my opinion its rude so leave me alone IDC bout youre points
GamingWith Rose .-. I found it funny tho lol
Jason: *loses money* Jason: iM nO lOnGeR a mIlIoNaIrE!!!!!!!!
Lmaoooo 😂😂😂
"I WILL NEVER BE A FARMER!!" That was personal.
Jason sounds like hes going insane every time he talks and I love it 🥰
Jason: WHOS BLUE PEG Jess: ummm... I CAN EXPLAIN
Jason’s profile pic: Cool Andy’s profile pic: Cool Kestin’s profile pic: Cool Aphmau: And then there’s me.
No it's Jessica
Anna Tuminello Are you STUPID....?
Stupid Baguette agreed
areallyoddpotato jet
I love your profile so cute lol 😂
Jason: "I can just imagine Kestin eating cupcakes in the middle of a surgery" Kestin: "Okay, Scalpel" Drops cupcake "Oops, that's not suppose to go there"
i’ve watched this video over 20 time and it never ceases to make me laugh. Love you guys stay safe 💜❤️
" *IM NO LONGER A MILlIoNaReeeEEeE* " I died
Jason got so mad when aph got married to blue peg
jason vs blue peg who will when her heart? XD
Do u think it was Jacksepticeye??? she married. He could be blue peg
@A MAD SHIPPER IS COMING YO WAY not always.
Other girl merry Aron not Aphmau
jason is blue peg
Jess is like: I'll never be a farmer Me: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I'm a farmer so sad Jess you break my heart 😭
Ok Jason a lawyer now he gets to help people with mental breakdowns
This is my favorite game
If only life were this easy.. 😂
Jazmine Ruiz Right I mean woah look I just randomly got 100 k lol
Jazmine Ruiz Oh look I just graduated Oh look I earnt 50K Oh look I'm a vet By flipping some cards
Right😂
And after it all you just retire and never die.
Why Do you Have No Life?
How hard they laughed when Jess got her first job choices 😂
Love ya, Kestin!
Jess: "I WILL NEVER BE A FARMER" Me: *looks back to the Stardew Valley series* Alright Jess whatever you say..
Dead Inside she would farm potatoes
The others: looks back to stardew valley
Ur not dead inside ur alive inside
WHO'S MR BLUE PEG JESS 😂
sydney paige101, ask the same to Jason 😂
i would like that comment a lot more without the emoji
Decany ...ok
I love the way Jason said it looks like you were holding jet for way to long
Someone should actually make a gacha video of this lol 😂😂😂
Pink peg is kawaii Chan for zane
yes
ZANVISSSSSSS!!!
Yees!
Yassss
I was thinking the same way! YAAAASSSS!!!!! STILL ZANE AND KAWAII CHAN!!!
Is Andy’s profile of...Flowey....holding....spaghetti...
No it is not.-_-
It is I took a closer look and the flower is holding the spaghetti
Kestin: gets a cupcake shop* Me:... Kestin was made to be Zane
“THATS NOT A AQUARIUM THATS A FISH BOUL!” Me: hah And “HES MAKING HERRY POTTER LAND!” Also got me good
"I never heard of this game...in my life" nice pun jess hahahaha
Fox Goodman oh my god YOUR EVERYWHERE
Fox ur literally in every video I see
Hello 👋 😀 i see you again!! i didnt know you were an aphmau fan
Fox Goodman i see you in every video
I see u every video I watch!
*Sits around doing nothing* *Sees Aphmau video* My day has just became something new.
Cute!😏
Same complete same
LOL TO MUSCU LAUGHING I WAS HOLDING MY LAUGHS BC I DIDNT WANNA WAKE UP MY MOM!!!!! 😰😅😂🤣
I’ve played Life before with my family. :> I lOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!!💜💜💜💜💜💜
Jason:THIS IS MY HUBAND I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH Me: YOSS PRIDE MONTH SPIRITTTTTTTTTTTTT
YASSSSSSS!! 🏳️🌈
Shugar Sweet Sour 32 Pride months over stupi (im not a homophobe im a gay myself im just saying)
@@idontusethisaccanymore7017 So? At least the sprits still there! 🏳️🌈
I think Jason is ya u know
@@mint8127 eh? Hes married to Aph?
Ooh...omg.....OMG THE CORGI IN YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS GEORGOUS!!!!!!!❤😱😂
Aphmau: il never be a farmer Current aphmau: farms a lot of popapo as she calls it
Kestin: * makes a spongebob reference* Nobody notices Me: Well I thought it was funny
I love it when you, Jason, Andy, and Kesten play together. It's more enjoyable to watch and funny. But Of course I like it when Jess does a video alone too.
I love the ending Jason:" I AM NO LONGER A MILLIONAIRE!!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jess: I will never be a farmer Me: I will always be a farmer
"WHY DO I HAVE A FAMILY???" me: 'your the one who married Jason and had children...🤣😂🤣😂🤣