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You’ve inspired me to finally quit programming and take up farming. Thank you
Sounds the most based decision ever
Ironically it's not much easier
Show me ur ways
Hahahaa
😂😭😂
I love how I procrastinate programming by watching unrelated programming content
So true
Thats what i am doing rn
Yeaah.. i have to sort out mess of arrays holding the data to print out a giant excel sheet with general and various levels of comparisons and three types of grouping data with data comparison with previous years for companies to do their analysis on. And that excel sheets can be differently sized and have various number of columns depending on which options the user chose, from about 50 various options that interact with one another in unique ways. And all that in PHP, via PHPSpreadsheet... So yes, i am procrastinating watching unrelated programing content now and then... ...after 100+ edited files for unique relations and outcomes and pulling logic and solutions for seemingly unsolvable problems out of my ass at times, i think i deserve it. :D
@@DreamskyDance oh damn man that's tough. What's your job if you don't mind answering?
@@mattia2837 web developer...full stack, you might say. Yeah it is, but what you gotta do..you gotta do :D
For any newbies: if all this seems overwhelming, don't worry. The stress of the work will eventually expose you naturally to deeper layers of programming. After 1-2 years, a lot of things mentioned in this video will become part of your vocabulary. Also, tip as a senior: suffer. Yes, really. Suffer. That's how you get better above everyone else
As a first year computer science major, thank you :)
If you haven't cried at work, you can never be a real programmer
Hey uh, I'm doing this for fun.
That’s so true. As you start working, these things slowly start coming to you naturally. And it’s always through an uncomfortable way which is that initial exposure and forced learning you do on the job to get the particular task done. Def has been my experience
yo how much do u make
I learned programming on C and C++ and I got to say they're pretty great to begin with to fundamentally understand the flow of the software and memory menagment. It's like learning to swim by jumping directly in to deep waters. If you learn to code functional, stable apps in those language I think you're ready to go.
Love your comment and how you giving us a positive energy ❤
Self taught?
nah that prof pic is crazy
Yes, my university also still does this approach. You start only with c until you can make simple terminal based programs, using pointers and structs. Then we go to java for OO languages, and apply everything we learn on it (handmade sorting algorithms and data structures) on c later. At this point you can use both languages with or without objects, learn memory management and all the basics of programming, and also learn to evaluate efficient algorithms, so you could technically go anywhere from there. Imo this route is the most begginer friendly because you really learn how to code rather than depend on specific languages libraries or built in functionalities
I started in pascal 22 years ago and can confirm it was very very beginner friendly 😂😂😂 if I started in C++ I would probably hate programming for the rest of my life (loved C tho)
I like how in one moment we go from actual programming languages to straight up philosophy
When you delve deep enough through all the abstraction layers, you always find philosophy lol
I now understand why we do philosophy in computer Science
Starts talking in greek alphabet
@@bluerilius4362is that a Wikipedia reference
@@todthesushimonster1256 idk is it supposed to be one? i honestly just made it up on the spot
"How do you see yourself in 5 years?" Junior Developer: imagines himself in a landscape full glass smart apartment window view surrounded by tech with a huge desk full of monitors, working with multiple languages and solving complex algorithms Senior: imagines himself in a farm with literally no electronic device in a 5 mile radius
So true. I imagined my self working in a high tech office, but spent some of my early days in an overflow office, which was a (recently) disused morgue, complete with slug infested body racks working on post-launch telemetry for a space agency.
Ffs I'm a senior in CS school and I already imagine myself in a farm.. near a beach.. with goats
Don't worry, AI will outcompete us in the next decade.
@@Danuxsy At farming or in CS?
@@Danuxsy AI already renders the probable future of mankind and I don't like what it renders...
I love how thorough all this is and how well-organized it is.
Ye like a programmer wrote it or something
@@purpledragons6669 yeah dude, he must’ve been a progammer
I just started learning to code… and now I’m overwhelmed. Great video!
How’s it going?
@@kevinconway6022 still overwhelming, but satisfying at the same time
How's it going after a month now?
@@hamzapatel2547 I’ve learned how to automate a lot of repetitive weekly tasks at my job and I started dedicating my channel to make KZhead shorts for people interested in programming! So it’s going pretty well! 86k views and 73 subscribers in the first month and a half!
@@hamzapatel2547I have automated a lot of my day job and started posting coding videos as KZhead shorts and gained 73 subs! Also got a freelancer front-end web dev job that paid $1,200. It’s a lot of work but going really well!
Definitely recommending this to my junior colleague so instead of learning programming languages they will question their existence and purpose in life. Thanks 👍
They will anyways
;)
😂
I’ve been coding since 1982 and the last 30 years professionally and my credo is. I’ve been writing the same programs for the last 40 years. The only thing different is the language or the paradigm. All the rest is the same.
@@ccriztoff ugghh golang is slow and bulky. C++ for the win and if you want something new than rust. It’s faster, more compact and more equipped to do both application development (go domain) and systems software (C/C++ domain). And the rust package manager and test framework are simply the best out there. Super robust and easy to use. I had rust building and deploying in CI/CD pipeline in less than 30 minutes. And that includes actually installing rust on whatever build agent (Linux, windows and macOS) and it all worked with one line of code. And since it produces a single static binary it’s easy to containerize. Link go statically is a bit of a hassle. But rest services in go is easy and convenient.
Man, imagine how this guy will react when he finds out that reality is actually programmed in JavaScript
That’s why reality sucks so bad and behaves so inconsistently. Finally the answer! Let’s rewrite reality in C++ lean mean and fast - and strongly typed 😝
@@CallousCoder just rewrite it in brainf*ck
Lol turtles all the way down
Nah. My theory is that reality is a very, very, VERY complex Hypercard stack running on a Macintosh SE/30.
Bruh, the render distance (observable universe) is so small, we definitely need to rewrite it in C++ or Rust
I have always been mildly, passively interested in coding as a hobby, but dude, your videos have hyper-charged my interest! I'm already doing side coding projects at work, but now I want to dive head first into it. Thanks, your video style is inspiring and entertaining!
In my university, the first programming language they teach us is C, followed by C++ and then moving on to assigning us projects (e.g. Artificial Intelligence, if you choose to take this subject later on) requiring knowledge of Python without actually spending time to teach us this language at that point. C is a very good beginner language because, like it was stated in the video, it's the language without which, a lot of the "big" ones in the industry now wouldn't exist. Edit: They also teach us Assembly in the 1st year for the mandatory subject "Computer Architecture I" which as you can imagine is a pain in the ass...
I started coding an os and learned x86 but when I realised I will need to learn C too I gave up
Dude Computer Architecture made me want to code in Java Instead lol
@@zraie2455 No, it's DIT, UoA.
C is good for understanding how program actually works,and it is my first one in my university too
i majored in mathematics, and once i was too lazy to do my statistics assignment by hand, so i learned python
Me starting programming: "I wish I had started this stuff twenty years ago!" Me watching this video: "I'm glad I waited until I was already a psychonaut."
Psyiconolts referenc!!!1!one!!!
@Standing Drum pretty sure hes referring to psychedelics not the video game
Your brain has to have been made into a computerized lego in order to stand a chance with this stuff.
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@@kyberkelnera97 no thanks :)
i love how we got through an entire philosophycal trip before even mentioning Visual Basic, pretty accurate
hahahahahahahaha
nice pfp
I did VB in my last job cause the company was that old. I was told it was similar too C# being my native framework .... it was not, 3 years of hell working with that tech
wat is that ?
I used Visual Basic to scrape the internet for financial information as a hobby before finding there are entire enterprises with data visualization systems built around VB, that sell for hundreds of K's to a million bucks. VB was my pick over Python 3 for its interoperability with MS Excel.
To anyone trying to learn programming from the beginning, my best advice is to just pick a language that you like at first glance. Stop stressing over what language you need to start with, because the most important skill of all is to begin to think like a programmer. You will never have as much of a challenge learning a language as you do your first one. And no specific language is going to make it that much easier because you are training your brain to think in a way that is fairly alien to the way most of us go about our day to day lives. But once it *clicks* and you begin to think like a programmer, you can pick up and become functional in another language in a week or sometimes even just a weekend. You just need to first get used to breaking problems down and solving them with basic yes/no questions and then you are on your way
That is excellent advice.
true true, language doesn't matter, just gotta be able to think your way to the solution
This was hilarious, well done. And yet still informative! I had no idea Rust was the most beloved language.
Personally i like to move individual electrons to perform mathematical equations
Good, once you 10+ of experience and become an expert in electron manipulation, you can be space time bending project manager like me.
@@akshy471 It's quite difficult to affect space time with electrons, their mass is too small to have any noticeable effects, but if you could, that would be god like :P
We talking 2d topological systems? BC if so I'm down
@@TehOldice if you can manipulate electrons, you can do anything
@@TehOldice I work more on the dark side of matter.
Time to add 5 years of experience as a god-tier dev to my resume
XDDD
I certainly did not expect to watch this whole thing. But it just kept going deeper and I couldn't stop.
You always speak the hard truth, and your channel is damn so straighforward and interesting as always.
I'm a Senior Principal Software Engineer, programming for 25 years and a fan of many different languages. This is the most accurate overview of languages I've seen without going overboard. There are some notable exceptions like Perl (and pseudo-languages like Regular Expressions) but it also had a few I wasn't aware of, like V and C--. Well done.
Agree. (25+ years of experience here, too.)
Agreed. 41 years experience here! Missed out Objective C as well. Also inspired by small talk, I thought he was going to follow on to it in the vid.
Agreed was really well done, was concerned I mothballed myself in the higher tiers but seems I have definitely dove rather far into the iceberg, but really only messed with ASM as a hobby...was not a fan of being so close and intimate with the hardware.
Agree. (4 months and 17 days of experience here)
A video is only useful if it sets you on the right path. This video just lists the entire space
Almost 17 minutes of condensed programming language slander and entertainment. I love it.
The 2 most important things about a language are what it can do and what it can't do. (Technically the same thing but easier answered separately) After that difficulty to use matters. All of these answers feel like slander so i fully on board with slandering all of the languages. (Although personally i like C++ and Java and really dislike Python due to a bad first experience with it. But my brain also just seems wired for object oriented coding so not having classes and inheritance hurts, and being forced to think at a hardware level is not fun. Fortunately i am an EE not a CompE or Software major so i get to learn the interesting concepts and not do the painful stuff like actually using Assembly)
Incredible resource for learning programming. Really helped me grasp the basics.
This video truly is god-tier. Absolutely amazing and mindblowing.
Having just started learning python, I must say, it’s been fun coming to the realization that even writing 10 lines of a working function from scratch can take like 2 hours if you aren’t a senior coder(or using chat gpt).
just wait til u learn assembly.
@@deldrise9169 assembly's fun, atleast it takes less characters than java to write basic programs
Yeah, it's kind of shocking how long it takes to write something that you don't know off the top of your head.
@@GuyFromJupiter if only we had some kind of tool that abstracted this away..............
Wait till u spend 8 hours trying to find a misplaced semi colon ur linter can't find. The key is after an hour of a solution not working go walk and don't think about it then come back 15m later and you'll have the answer
I have a philosophy degree and this video is my programming journey in reverse order. I started studying epistemology a over a decade ago and recently discovered Scratch ✌️
i am a phil grad too, i am doing okay in cs, but this video was hilarious! just what i always felt in such clarity
It's just rationalization, you probably realized that you are not able to pay back your student loan so you started programming. This is the reason.
Lmao true Still it does seem there is a reasonable intersection of people truly grasping CS and philosophy, since they're both close to the ancestor, pure logic. More so than some other more applied fields
OMG hahaha I feel you man
Inception lol
Your channel has become my go-to resource for all things related to binary options trading
Very insightful. Thank you.
After watching this video, I think I will need an extra life to learn skills that will help me lend a junior software developer job. Edit: it's a joke to follow up Jeff's joke guys
You dont have 7 YOE in Java and Golang?
One more will be not enough.
Believe in yourself, you can do it
If you study 20hrs a day, you might make it with just one life. I believe in you
😂 True
I started my career as a nuclear engineer in 2009 working with reactor physics and fuel performance codes written in FORTRAN. I didn't have an IDE either, just notepad and the compiler. My colleague remembered a time when he had to walk to the computer building with his deck of cards and return the next day for the results - good times!
Sometimes you really need a system to be air gapped
that made me yell super hard only a few could do that
Back in the cards days, the hardesr working programmers were the most swole, too. Actual chads. No need for lifting, nor cardio. (Much safer and productive than crossfit, too 😁.)
Looks like the era of the Eddas rn.
I still write half my code in nano. IDEs tend to just get in the way. I don't want to monkey around for hours trying to get the IDE to see my project dependencies properly. I just write the compiler line myself and its done. Sometimes I do like to have the syntax highlighting, etc... though, so editors like Sublime are nice. Some IDEs also like to fuck with your code if you don't change the default options. Almost failed one of my earliest programming assignments because Visual Studio compiled my code with a dependency on a Microsoft redistributable (which of course wasn't there on the Linux grading server). My jaw hit the floor and I was like, "So how am I supposed to compile and submit my code!??!" to the TA, because some of them had recommended Visual Studio. I did manage to find the option and get to compile without needing that dependency, but it was just such an incredibly stupid default that that day I went to writing my code on Linux and never went back.
spectacular work❗
Absolutely love the ending. That's why I'm subscribed.
That went from interesting to funny to really deep in a shockingly short amount of time. 10/10 would question my existence again.
"Most production code out there is not functional." True, true.
Functional programming has a lot of limitations. For instance, when operating in huge arrays, functional programs that "change" that array, need to instead copy it in its entirety, modify the copy, and return it... That's not good
@@carlosmspk Then don't change the 'array' bruh
@@carlosmspk that's not a limitation. You still end up with a modified array
@@Flackon bruh, copying a large array is not performant friendly, that's why it is a limitation.generally, if you want ultimate performance, don't ever use a functional language.
@@nethsarasandeepaelvitigala135 and use what broski?
Very informative! One of the most comprehensive reviews I've seen, but like all the others no mention of Objective-C-despite it powering all the Macs and iPhones and iPads from 2001 to 2014. It's not even on the radar!
thanks for the last part there, gotta love the surprise psychological curveball
One of the best classes I ever took in college was "C in the Unix Environment" because it helped me understand compilers better and memory and memory management and sort algorithm efficiencies and whatnot. It made me unafraid to really dig in to using the command line to build and run C and made all the higher level languages easier to use, easier to debug and understand complex errors, and really an overall appreciation for the craft.
where can I learn this from especially on youtube? any suggestions?
C is arguably still the best general purpose programming language, 50 years later.
@@pj1016 CS50
@@pj1016 Unfortunately I'm unsure. At the time I took the course YT tutorials weren't really a thing. We used the book (still have it!) called "C by Discovery". It's a bit verbose but it's got everything.
@@TheDeanosaurus thanks 👍
My experience learning many languages and frameworks has taught me that the specific thing you learned will probably have minimal significance for you, but the process of understanding that tech and the effort you put into it will yield massive benefits.
facts
Basically, it's not about the end, but the friends we made along the way.
As a beginner I must say this should be the top comment. Started learning C++, gave up, switched to Python, thanks to my bellow amateur level knowledge of C++ got hang of Python pretty fast, still on finishing some things in OOP but randomly decided to open Js source code and sure it's much harder to read, but I got the gist pretty fast, same with SQL. So anyone reading this, if you are starting out, just keep going, it doesn't matter if you switch to some other language or whatever it will still help you (if you'd ever played incremental games it's like prestige, sure with switching you start over but progress much faster)
@@MrHQQX yeah starting with c++ is a suicide. I tried to learn another one but then work got most of my time and the rest is for my gf ;^; maybe some day i will start again :p (It was fun haha)
Good one… thank you for sharing about programming languages
Quoting Fireship "You wouldn't want to be on your death bed without trying PHP" !!!! hahahahaa. Then the baby riding the cat! Man where do you come up with all of these fun and crazy humour. I always get a good laugh when I come to your videos. It never fails to amuse me. Please carry on doing all of the hard work you do in order to make such awesome videos! Loads of love and support from me!
This is gold. The ending is fantastic. Thanks for making my evening cold bath that much more enjoyable. Hilarious yet informative.
Hol up
He forgot Delphi (used within for example Game Maker, before it got renamed to Game Maker Studio) as well as Pawn and SourcePawn though
@@TheExileFox Isn't Delphi basically Pascal?
A few categories to add: 1- formal proofs languages 2- hardware description languages 3- Compiler Intermediates, most notably LLVM IR
COQ!
I would like to see Verilog/SystemVerilog & VHDL. It's between Assembly and Transistors.
Also SAT solvers are cool
Came here to mention 2
+ stack based (forth factor etc.), string oriented (snobol trac icon etc.)
This was a wild ride. I've dabbled in programming a few times and recently decided to take a deep dive and go back to college for computer science. I have four five week classes coming up on Python, JavaScript, C++ (which I learned a bit in college 20 years ago), and SQL. Pretty damned excited, honestly. I can't wait to get to a point where I can feel comfortable playing around with some of the more obscure languages.
Very good job, thank you for your time and effort. The only but I would like to express is about lack of several languages in the bottom part. You didn't mentioned any of hardware languages such as vhdl, verilog or systemC. There are also some others, but those 3 are major
came looking for this comment, where be my HDLs, I have a special love-hate relationship with these lovely fuckers. But I mean in some sort he talked about it when talking about transistors since you can look at your circuit in vivado and change it if you need to lol.
@@Schulzenberger well, yes and no:) talking about transistor is a bit far from programming languages and not even close to any of hardware oriented languages. Let's hope that our discussion won't be unseen by the author and he will at least share with us his opinion and causes
The first programming language I learned in College was Java, (hated it cause my professor held my hand through the whole thing so when i got into advance level java programming, it was hard and had to relearn it twice) then i learned HTML, CSS, and Java Script. (that was a lot of fun) after that I learned SQL and promptly forgot about it. Then I graduated, Started to learn python on my own, got distracted, and was certified in Ruby. Now I'm learning Stick. as in stick welding.
I started with stick now im on JavaScript 😂
How's your stick welding career going bro :D
i nearly failed my c++ class. the struggle is REAL
I literally started to learn stick welding this past summer as a break from writing code lol
I started to take C++ seriously in around 2018 or so. It took me 2 or so years to get decent at the language. But honestly, i don’t regret it at all. It’s by far the most powerful language. It might not be the most profitable one, but I’m too deep now to care about money lol
I've seen a lot of job opportunities requiring C++ lately around here, i'm starting to think i should study that as my first programming language. But a question: when you say "the most powerful language", why exactly is that?
@@deviousraul I know programming languages are arbitrary in terms of “power”. However, I mean that low level languages, such as C++, provide more control over the software. Depending of the skills of the programmer, something written in c++ can run vastly faster than any other high level language, such as Python. The only catch is that c++ is harder to learn and master. But in my opinion, c++ gets the best of it.
@@poopingnuts alright thanks for the tip!
Totally agree. I got serious about C++ during the covid downtime. ChatGPT has been a godsend for learning new concepts quickly and tackling projects that seemed too obscure previously. Javidx9's tetris-from-the-command-prompt tutorial was all I needed to get started
@@deviousraul C++ works very cool with memory. And that's the blessing of this language, but it's also its hellish side. Working with pointers, reading memory, writing to memory will allow you to hack anything you want, but I spent a lot of time studying this bullshit
I like how even though it becomes deeply philosophical and puts me through an existential crisis, I can somehow always find a way to rely on JavaScript to help me out.
when in existential dread, remind yourself dying is better than trying to find whatever error you can't find even though your code is theoretically perfect and won't have any problems
I really like your philosophical closing statement ;)
I love how it start serious and ends with "the universe is the matrix". Absolutely genious. Keep it up!
He forgot Delphi (used within for example Game Maker, before it got renamed to Game Maker Studio) as well as Pawn and SourcePawn though
Existential questions aside, this is a great way to organize the mountain of coding languages -- especially as a junior developer who kinda wants to try everything new all the time. Maybe the single most helpful video for answering "what language should I learn next?" Thank you!
Forget about the languages, study the iceberg itself.
Depends on what you want to do
The language you should learn next is the one that allows you to solve the problem you're facing... which is why I am currently studing the art of sniping. :)
@@ayporos "One homing slipper, coming right up"
@@ayporos soooo i recently bought Sun Tzus Art of War....
this has always been my go to video for introducing beginners to the programming world always love this video
Nice, I am at work now writing some c# code. And you made me feel overwhelmed and wanting to quit!
Basically you can see that it is not an iceberg... But different tools for different purposes, don't get scared by this video, if you like programming do a favor to yourself and keep practicing everyday. I'm a software developer that started from nowhere, after 7 years I'm already living in another country and have a good life. I'm not rich, but I'm happy and have a comfortable life. And I study programming almost everyday. My main language is Python, I've been through C, C++, Lua and Go, but what brought me here was my capability of solving problems, not the languages that I know, for that, there are documentation and courses. Stay hungry...
Do I have to be good at math to start learning it?
@@elizabethli6678 Not really. A bit, but it's nothing like how a mathematician works with math (for the average programmer). You face more of a language problem than a math problem. Figuring out how to tell the thing to do the thing you want it do, and then figure out why it didn't do exactly that. It's about logic much more than it is about math.
Thanks for the kind words. I hope one day I’ll make it there too 🙏
What is your opinion about Kotlin and mobile development. I'm really interested in it, is it worth it?
That's exactly what I'm looking for a comfortable life not trying to be rich or anything
This video restored my hope in KZhead. Not only was this absurdly informative to this guy who just installed Git, a serious amount of effort and knowledge was required to pack into such a short time. Live long and prosper. 🖖
Peace and long life.🖖
@@klaxoncow A fine addition to my collection
omg
Outstanding piece of art!
This is quickly becoming my favorite KZhead channel.
Liked the Raju Rastogi cameo at 2:17
Bro 😂
Didn't know Indians are here too 💀, well hi bros I hope y'all are doing well
Me too
This man just curated all those languages and their functionalities just for us. Big up bro!!
You know youtubers make a lot of money when they make popular videos, right? He did it for money, not "just for us" boyo.
@@jamesevans2507 Boyo?? I've feeling you watch anime😂😂
@@jamesevans2507 yeah understand money is involved but still...this God tier content
@@ryank9719 No I don't, we call people boyo in the PSL community
@@jamesevans2507 Oh I see😂
Absolutely incredible 🙏
Thx for the video. It was real to me! 👍
The transition from one language to another was really good. Didn't knew there are so many languages between C++ and asm
And he forgot FPGAs
@@antoruby yeah, I missed elixir and all the hardware description stuff here too.
There are thousands of programming languages.
1:38 Popular Dyn High-level 2:20 Specialised Dyn High-level 3:47 Static High-level 5:24 Functional 6:48 Systems 8:21 Nouveau Modern 9:44 Historically Important 11:50 Esoteric 14:39 Lowest Level
Historically Impotent?
Should add "Faint background yelling" to 14:39 timestamp
Not all heroes where a cape
That was awesome!
I had deep suppressed emotions that were burdening me and this roadmap finaly let me cry and sob them out, thanks.
Me scrolling through all these comments and seeing 10 different people type "first"
First
🤣
Honestly I've been thinking really hard about which language to focus on and thanks to this video I've decided to go with free diving
all the way to the depth i see lmao
doesnt matter rly, if you can master 1 of them you can master any id focus on 1 first tho
You are the coolest! Thanks a ton!
That, was, the most, informative, entertaining, concise, and brutal 16:41 about coding that I've watched, to date. My brain is smoking. It's really hard NOT to become a bit paralyzed by all this information (staring across the room, blankly, in a silent stroke). 🤯
I was expecting VHDL to be mentioned when talking about the gate/transistor level
Same.
Well, it's not a coding language. Otherwise it would have been lower level than machine code.
@@j.r.r.tolkien8724 Well, neither is HTML. Both are design languages (HTML being hypertext markup, VHDL being gate descriptions).
@@photonicpizza1466 Don't go into this rabbit hole.
why not verilog LOL
bro you missed dna and genetic code
Fantastic review!
I never knew this much about languages. Brilliant video. I am learning Python now but I decided my next is definitely assembly or x86
x86 Assembly is interresting but quite the opposite of python. You may love or hate it. I'd maybe start assembly with a smaller one: 6502 [commodore 64 and tons of other 8 bit computers had it]. And also a nicer one : sparc assembly [with its rotating registers window makinfg "function" call and return much more friendly]. Then go have a look at lisp & haskell, and into prolog, to see 2 fundamentally different aporoachea ro programming [99% of the list is similar, but functionnal, and logixal, programming will open up perspective and show ways to do beautiful things, and much closer to the data and the subject matter, and far from the "side ways" of syntax and oop.
Just wanted to learn about programming languages, now I'm rethinking life. Thanks Jeff, THANKS A LOT ;)
Jeff is a giver, or maybe a taker of your will to live.
😂😂😂
Now that I watched this I can add 8 years of transistor programming experience to my resume
Very cool video, thank you!
I especially like the shout-out to COBOL. I took 2 semesters of it back in the day and I've often thought there would be some serious money programming professionally in it (pun intended as it's used so much in banks).
I hated COBOL
What he says about Cobol is totally correct, it's the reason my university started teaching Cobol again (demand for devs from corporations).
One thing is for sure though, usage of Cobol is declining, and will continue to decline, because it's a terrible language and no one in their right mind is using it for new projects. So even if all we do is educate enough people to maintain a constant supply of Cobol engineers, it's a career that's doomed for a decline in salary since the demand will always be declining. It's only a smart career choice if the decline in supply outpaces the decline in demand, which is a risky bet, since a lot of financial systems are being rewritten from scratch.
@@megamaser i was thinking of learning cobol (its sure that you get a job) but i was upset that my salary wouldnt increase. you comment make me rethink about it.
bro here in Bulgaria there was that one add for Cobol Developer that had twice the salary of any other senior dev ( which a lot lot lot of money for us ) and it stayed there for 6 months , don't know if they took it down or maybe found one guy xD
@@supertophashinshin191 The BG's are always 20 years falling behind tech-wise. Lol.
@@kyberkelnera97 Yes ;D
I love the descent into esoteric self-exploration. Will now switch my major to philosophy.
Your channel's logo is very topical because I'm hearing so many terms I'm barely familiar with and that's what my brain is doing right now.
You inspire me kms as a junior developer
This was a wild trip, thanks Jeff!
Damn now I really wish I didnt bail out of that ayavaska trip 10 yrs ago 😂
This actually helped me build a context of which path I should take for languages as I favor philosophy quite heavily, this was actually relaxing to grasp another ideal of god mode.
bro had enlightenment on how to turn on creative mode irl
I have no programming knowledge. But this video blew my mind. Thank you.
Looking to coding and computer science as a career change. Hardcore pumped. Watched your video. It was great. Anyway, gonna go build timber frame houses.
It's so funny to me that people are always chasing the shiny new language then they get out of school and all of the job listings are looking for COBOL and Java because the old tech companies refuse to update their legacy systems. Anyway this video was a masterpiece, especially that ending. I'm always trying to tell people that meaning isn't inherent in the universe!
If you become enough of an expert with a particular programming language, it doesn't really matter what it is, there will be a demand for your skills.
@@megamaser Yep. Just saw an ad where some huge company wants to hire 10000 brainfyk programmers.
@@stnhndg whoever implemented that language probably makes a pretty good salary because the general skills that come from being an expert in programming languages are extremely valuable
@@megamaser It was a sarcasm bro ) Noone needs brainfuck programmers. You can try to learn it and then tell us about your working experience. Though we all know the results right?
@@megamaser Brainfuck was developed my Muller who now works for a large Swiss search engine which was once just a phone directory. I'm sure he is doing just fine as a computer scientist.
So glad I began coding with HTML/CSS/JavaScript at twelve. Now I have the mental ability and fortitude to learn Chef, which has always been my ultimate goal. Thank you for enlightening me to the paths of the esoteric revolution.
I'm thinking the same about LOLCODE
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@@ardongoBL ew
Ur asian aren't u
@helpLost-no6oh, good luck on your mission to finding a way to immortality now. One small step for the man, one giant leap for the mankind.
My brain began melting at the second-to-last category. But my god... the last 3 things you mentioned are grotesquely complex. When we're beyond the iceberg I'm at peace😂
Thanks, that was very useful!
I love that this turned into an existential crisis, so relatable.
The bad thing about this video is that you can't erase it from your mind to rewatch like the first time, until Elon Musk launchs that feature with the Neuralink
I for one do not want to become one of Musk's drones
@The Absurdatory wouldn't be much of a difference, you're already a drone
@@Jack_______oh nice job, idiot. You can't even understand brainfuck 🙄
lmao yes I wish I could rewatch it like a movie
Elon musk is a fascist piece of shit. I hope Neuralink never will be a thing.
Great vid!
This helped me so much thanks
This is hilarious, thank you! I'm only 5 minutes in, the garbage collector stealing the mailbox had me LOLing. Wonderfully done! :)
This is like that meme where the mind just keeps getting more and more electrified and in the end it's just noise and fuzz and darkness. This was beautiful
Great overview of allll the things 😅
@2:45 I notice how you neither deny nor confirm html is a programming language but dodge the question all together . Hats off to you sir
I honestly did not expect that ending, good stuff as always!
its a good thing that i had to code with a lot of these for my degree so that i could my job as a full time scratch programmer
checkmark that i barely even know moment.
@@generallyunimportant lets get to know each other better then. makes som bad decisions with each other. what do you say?
Here is where the coauthor of NNFS was Driven To Scratch Proramming: kzhead.info/sun/mK5qeMiMkXOZoWw/bejne.html
@@Cyranek welp, apparently i can't say shit because yt's notifications are bad af. also, i uh already made enough bad decisions for a life time, and i don't think i want to make any more of them.
My computer science journey has felt like a descent into madness.
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