Knifebox Sucks! - December 2016 Unboxing - Serious Collectors Stay Away from Knifebox!!!
2016 ж. 27 Жел.
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READ THE DESCRIPTION BEFORE COMMENTING - I found the day I made this video that it was sent to me as a gag gift be someone who knew I would make a video like this. It was sent by a friend and long time knife collector who wanted me to help expose the rip off of KnifeBox. - ALSO - these knives have ALL been given away already - PLEASE DON'T ASK!
I got this as a gift and I REALLY appreciate the thought that went into it. I'm positing the video though to prevent the rest of the knife loving community from getting ripped off because Knifebox is a WASTE of money!
Since nobody reads the description before posting dumb comments - I'm pinning it here: READ THE DESCRIPTION BEFORE COMMENTING - I found the day I made this video that it was sent to me as a gag gift be someone who knew I would make a video like this. It was sent by a friend and long time knife collector who wanted me to help expose the rip off of KnifeBox. - ALSO - these knives have ALL been given away already - PLEASE DON'T ASK!
Comments a year later
I know right?!? It's MY video and I don't even know how this thing keeps blowing up over and over. It just won't die.
You should read CSR racing tips comments. It's good seeing comments like his
DocP91B Mate, I think you should disable the comments.
Colin Nez no ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk you
Looks like a knife a 10 years old would brag about "Look at my cool zombie knife!! It's soo cool!!"
Obviously. This video seemed to attract a lot of 10 year olds that dont know shit
@@KilleRshAdoW122Shadows You're talking about the comments that are like "Ungrateful shit!!"?
@@detvisor7700 yeah. Those ones
*breaks* Kid:REEEEEEEEEE
I know a lot and I am 10
I have one knife that is cooler than all of these. And that knife is a butter knife.
A lot sharper too
@@tuckera1879 built better
@@tuckera1879 yup i love my butter knife
I just watched a vid from wranglestar where he sharpened a Butter knife to the point where he could shave with it 😂😂
@@jurilamprecht3643 that knife is way more practical too.
Maybe the brass knuckles are semi useful if you want to knock yourself out after reading these comments
Gatlin Sugden completely agree I mean read the description before posting comments like “oh your so ungrateful” shit Jesus Christ
@@Necroticss *you're
Mtech is only good if you want to buy throwing knives but dont want to pick them back up.
This is one of the best descriptions of Mtech I have ever seen.
That's what my mom said right as she threw her wedding ring out the window of our car. Of course, though she replaced all the kive talk with marriage insults
@@socialcommunist6253 You’re not funny please delete your comment
That comment wins the internet 🤣😂🤣. ✌🏻
@@socialcommunist6253 you ate funny please never delete this comment
He didn’t understand the superior Mtech product, it is obviously made to punch the zombie while cutting your own hand to remember yourself you are still human. Quality design at its peak.
Dude ur actually hilarious
K that sounded a little sarcastic but I mean it in a good way
Senor Fabulous non sarcastic thank you dude
I was showing a friend of mine my new Benchmade and he pulled out one of these trying to outdo me or something. I almost just laughed in his face.
That's like comparing a torch to some super powerful laser, but because the torch is painted in "Fuck you green" it's superior. ngl your friend is a dumbass
I'm genuinely confused why anyone is shittalking this video lol, dude is right about everything
Always has been
Prob ignorant to the fact it was a gag gift
2:32 My favorite part, gets me every time 😂
The fact that people try to defend this company and argue with this video is beyond me. You cannot argue that the quality is atrocious. You may like the designs, but the knife itself is practically garbage. If you take any of these on a camping trip, the blade will probably fall out of the knife after lightly hitting a log with it.
@Mickey McCracken quality knives?? I hope you are not older than 12. Because if you are, that is worrying. Good knives can be used as axe replacements by using a knife and a smaller log to hack through the log. Good knives can take a lot of abuse and have many functions. These cannot be used for much more than cutting an apple in half.
2:35 "WTF is this?!" 😂😂😂
The Chris Tilmon Jr ikr xD
@@oozma1292 😂😂😂
0:08 i also shit monthly
magnet fishing with jaksa uren 🥴
bruh my pair of kiddie scissors do more damage than those.
Like em or hate em spitting straight facts
Same bro me also same
More like a toy Minecraft Diamond Sword
It's been 2 years and this man still replying to comments.
And it has been fun for two years straight!!!!
My brother in law could make better knives. He has no hands.
Mat S im sorry but thats funny as fuck just he could make a better one and then just he has no hands
Gage Boguskie yeah, that is the joke....
+Gage Boguskie u slow my guy?
2:34 when you get a new lego piece in a set
I laughed to fucking hard at that
"Be GrAtEfUl iT wAs a GiFt!!1!" "YOuR'rE mEaN!" "ThOsE aRnt BaD!" "CAn I HavE tHem?" "YoUr nIfE iS dUlL, bE gRaTeFuL!!" "THeY lOoK cOol!" Fucking hell this comment section.
2:33 when your teacher gives you back your paper
This video is almost two years old and there's still people talking shit about. And doc keeps on shiting on them, doc you're a Jedi master level of awesome.
Man I love this comment. Thank you!
“What the fuck is this” I lost my shit that was fucking hilarious
Amandeep s VLogs bro same I came back for this
guys this video is over 3 years old. leave the man alone
Ikr but not gonna lie it's funny to see the funny comments 😂
why is this vid showing up in my recommended
The funny thing here is the brass knuckles are probably the most well constructed thing in the "knife" box
“What the fuck is this?” That had my laughing
To this day this guy still go replying to his "fan" lol what a fucking legend
That knife knuckle duster is perfect for my any% speedrun on breaking my fingers
*opens weird ass brass knuckle knife "what the fuck is this?"
Doc... You need to melt down all the shit tier knives and axes you've collected so far and forge them all into 1 glorious, giant, shit tier, Chinesium POS.
is it just me or do the handles look like styrofoam
How much do you wanna bet the brass knuckles are sharper than any of the actual blades
Bahahahaha
Why do people who probably have only ever handled a kitchen knife feel the need to say, "Be thankfulllll". These knives are just straight garbage. The only thing that could be of use is the brass knuckles, but even at that, why is it in a KNIFE box!? People, read the pinned comment before saying something stupid.
The level of salt in the comments just reached over 9000
Throwing these knifes in a bin is an insult to bins
You just didnt get it, these are knives made BY zombies. They arent the good manufacturers anymore they were when still alive
Your explanation makes more sense than anything else I've heard so far.
This man is pure treasure. A 3 year old video and he still replies to the dumbass comments.
I was laughing to death when I saw the brass knuckles/ knife hybrid LMAO
Coming back after 2 years to laugh at this bs.
I'm just here checking out the comments during quarantine. The comment section never ceases to amaze me.
When you opened that brass knuckle flip blade thing and said “Wtf is that.” I said exactly the same thing at the same time you did. Lmao
John B me too. Except I was excited ! Lol
Everytime i scroll through these comments, I lose braincells.
Accurate
very accurate
Same
be grateful that you’ve still got some to lose
i bet a boxcutter from a convenience store would easily outperform all of those knives, and be dirt cheaper to boot
Your comment is great, but your name is the greatest!
I love how from the perspective of a real knife guy, he cant help but say while looking through these knives, “What the fuck is this?” Haha, his friend got him good.
Bruh it's a gift, CHILL
This is not about this gift. It's to help others not get ripped off.
Ya I guess but.....
+Mr Krabs o h y e a h m r k r a b s
No its a montly subscription some people actually get scammed into. The simple fact someone offered this as a gift thinking he would like it should tell you what the problem is here.
What do you expect from a 60 dollar knife box, a 400 dollar knife?
How about a $60 knife? Would that be out of line? How about when they advertise "premium tactical", not flea market, mall ninja junk? How about not ripping off people just because they lack the knowledge to know better? Stop me when I've hit an acceptable answer here.
this is the type of stuff that you’d find at a flea market
The knives yea.
Yup
If there is a type of costumer for these kind of boxes, I guess it’s for a 13 year old boy who is in the „it’s not a phase mom it’s my life now“ phase and wants to collect „scary“ looking knives
This video is like 2 years old and people still commenting on it :d
People, chill. If you even bothered to read the description, it was a gag gift sent by someone who also didn't like the product. And this video is just DocP's opinion. He doesn't like it, why do you care?
this is a present so it's not that i don't appreciate the thought *shink *wtf is this*
This is a review video so it's an honest presentation so other people don't get ripped off. Try to wrap your head around that.
@@DocP91B I know the purpose, nor do i have a problem with it, I just thought this was funny, and i thought it was a good video, and i read the description as soon as I saw the pinned comment.
I can buy a better knife in Dollar Tree.
I can't believe after 3 years and a pinned comment explaining shit, people are still ignorant and calling you a dick for ragging on a shit company. Gotta love the internet.
Yup...no cure for stupid!
Lmao, why are people so upset that he's saying trash knives are trash?
When I was around 9-10 I actually thought that these knives was the coolest ones I ever saw. Now I realize that these are the worst knives I ever seen.
Sorry for the hate doc
The brass knuckles are kinda cool just because they're brass knuckles. Fuck everything else
y r people sad that he called trash trash?
Slumy because they are idiots that don’t know the difference between an joke and a rock
@@corvoerin3766 now why did you reply here? he didnt say anything mean about the video.
@@corvoerin3766 idk what u mean by that but oke
Wow dude I wasnt expecting so much hate. Seriously just because someone gives a gift doesn't mean you have to like it. And if a guys passionate about knifes he wants to make sure yall don't get ripped off.
Thanks for understanding the video Brynzane!
All the mall ninjas hella offended lol
Exactly, just get yourself a proper knife that's better than all of that shit inside the box combined.
According to the comments, serious people that have had to use a knife in a real situation like Doc, who was in the military aren't allowed to have an opinion about tools like this. The only person who could enjoy these knives is some teen who bought them at a gas station to 'impress' his friends and 3rd girlfriend of the week. Also that 'Z-hunter' is its own brand that makes only those. Yeah. A brand just to make 'tactical' meat cleavers for edgy teens.
I died when I saw the folding brass knuckles that someone decided to put an edge on.
Heat attack call 9-11 Joking please don't
The brass knuckles were probably the most damaging things in there
1:43 my dad when i get below an A on anything
A benefit of carrying the knife form 2:34 is that if you are attacked you can draw that and run like hell while your aggressor is on the floor from laughing at you
(02:34) that was EXACTLY what i was about to say..
Will Yoon yeah
2:34 I love your reaction😂 pure honesty
Dude. So many new people commenting “be grateful!” Or “they aren’t that bad!” They are bad. And the people that comment those comments should read the description. Look at the comments they’re all written by like 6 year olds who think they look cool. God, some people. Jesus.
I have been a follower of DocP and on and off again Patreon supporter of his for two years...About once a month i come back to this video just to read the comments. One little youtube video has probably brought me at least 30 hours of entertainment. For everyone insinuating he is a knife snob let me explain why I follow him. I always appreciated knives and wanted to start collecting them but I didn't have any idea where to start and I didn't have the money (that real knife snobs) claimed I would need to have good knives (150 - 500 bucks). DocP answered multiple questions I had and gave me very good suggestions for Quality / Price budget knives. I was able to start my collection with Kubey or Eafengrow knives (based on his suggestions) that allowed me to have multiple blade and handle styles, form, construction...etc. for a budget price. This allowed me to experience multiple types of knives cheaply so the 1 or 2 expensive knives i can afford a year...are exactly what I want and are purchases I don't regret. He says it over and over again that he responds for fun and he isnt really like this...I just want you to hear from someone else (because you wont listen to him) that he is very helpful and one of the most practical and price considering youtubers out there. That is why he is successful.
This is a great comment. Just saying that. A really good comment compared to others.
2:32 Fucking killed me
The FBI lol
The fucking knife you used to open the box was better qualtiy than all of those combined.
These knives looks so cheap and low quality. Yet the comment section is full of people hating on you for calling them bad. The flex on the handles, paintjob and weird blade designs proof these are bad.
These comments are priceless. All these 14 year old mall ninjas going nuts because Doc talks bad about the garbage knives they bought behind their step daddies back at the gas station. My response would be the same if I opened that box. You earned my sub with this vid Doc. Good work.
I 100% agree with your opinion. Those knives are worth no where close to $60
2:33 got me laughing hella hard “wtf is this”
2:34
When I was about 9-10, I actually thought that the knives in the video was good. Now I realize that they are absolute garbage.
Holy shit, 4 years later and people still are raging that they didn't get those knives. I must say this is one of the many mysteries of the youtube algorithm.
Comment stats: 90% - “why are you being so negative? Those shittily painted chinesium war crimes are great” 10% - doc replying to said comments
60 dollar box , 6 dollar value
Beeerd if that. They likely mass produced all of this crap in under 20 seconds and all of them are likely worth 14 cents a piece. And they mark it up like crazy when they distribute it to america and other wealthy countries to fuck over our economy and take production jobs away from hard working americans who actually care about quality and delivering a product that works as intended and will last.
Doc still likes comments a year after the video was made. Hats off to you sir!!
I have a headache now. Why does no one understand that those knives are literal garbage. I wouldn’t even take one for free.
After reading some coments I believe my iq dropped lower than the quality of those knives.
Sumi'sCloud same cause they dont read shit
These coments: I hate u. These knives LOOK GOOD. well if you can't tell already. Your watching a video. You can't physically tell the quality of the knives. There are plastic knives that look exactly the same. Just because they "look cool and edgy" doesn't mean they're quality knives. Quality being a key word.
jeez. 3 years later this comment section is a more raging battleground than stalingrad ever was.
Rose are red The leaf of it is green Why are you here It's 2019
Monil Gurung why are you here, it’s 2019 ;)
Doc can roast
2022 actually
Anyone else watching in 2019? (KZhead please fix your suggested video algorithm!)
This comment made 2 hours ago for me lmao.
Why does it seem like almost everyone commenting has brain cancer?
I've started to come to this video periodically just to read the ridiculous comments from people who don't know better. xd
You are not alone buddy!
Me too
Same ahaha
I've been reading through the comment section of this video for hours now and I just can't stop laughing at you destroying all of these fucking cancerous people on the internet. I love coming back to watch this video all the time and the comment section gets even worse but funnier every time. Keep up the good work DocP91B
why are ppl hating on this this guy has a pretty good opinion on these knives. was he supposed to say the knives were good because they were gifted? of course not.
All i heard is: this is awfull/ horrible / crap And that isnt a solid opinion with bases so the vídeo And he both are shit (And think about this comment as a good opinion)
christhoper vargas because all of these knives ARE pure cow shit, fucking have logic
Andries VDB but give me a good reason to validate your point
Kinda rude, but its ment to warn people to not buy cheap low quality knives. Good vid bro 👍
A few years ago - they look cool, think he knows a lot more of knives than I do Now- I can't believe I thought those 'objects' as knives!
10k China bots attacking him
Any antique gun fan would feel the same way if someone got them a cheap plastic Chinese sks
This is the most Funniest comment section I've seen in a long time. Lol 😂 🤣 💀 💀 💀
I die everytime he says: what the fuck is this
He said it once...oh lol
I never even watched it yet but he says that tho🤣😂
I'm pretty sure that cardboard box is more expensive than all these knives combined...
Id rather take the box and the Knuckles (not the one with the blade) over the other knives
Is it just me or are all the hate comments against this guy are really poorly educated and just can't spell.
Corey Joines that sounds accurate
2:34 you’ll thank me later 😂😂
Kieran Warrant Thank you 🤣🤣😂😂😅
Even shaggy at maximum power can’t defeat this legend
Can you guys read the Description before posting dumb comments? his point is that somebody gifted him a Knife box that was Crappy so he reviewed it to WARN others not to get it, he is thankful that they care, he just doesn't want anyone else getting scammed by these crappy knives. Doc Good work!
Mtech sure is awful, in my early days of Knife collecting i bought an mtech, lock failed after the first few days, not only shit in material but also Just flat out dangerous.
Erik Bobeldijk I
I could eat a bar of aluminum and crap out better knive than knive box
This is one of my new favorite comments.
Thanks
I have a question do you like balisongs
@@thatyoungboyswag5087 Personally, not really. I just don't have a real use for them. I know some people really enjoy flipping them but I find them more fancy than functional and I have a lot of knives that I can open faster than someone can flip open a Bali.
Ok thanks because I was getting them for looks and bordem
Jesus, I love this guy, Replying to idiots since 2016 what a fucking champ. Although he is right these knives can't even be classified as knives.