SCP-4703 The Anomalous Superstore - Perfectly Legal
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Dr Bob brings you SCP Foundation Keter Class object, SCP-4703 Perfectly Legal Animation.
SCP 4703 is an independently owned supermarket in Midland, Texas, operating under the name Yeah, We're Totally Going to Sell You This. SCP4703 has maintained steady patronage and a legal right to operate despite its engagement in deadly and unethical business practices, which are perfectly legal, thank you very much.
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SCP-4703: *Exists.* Karens: We're about to end this store's whole career.
10:46 K A R E N O F J U S T I C E
they would just yell at the lions, the lions would be wise to leave them alone
Karens: finaly a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!!
Morgan Freeman: They in fact, did not end the store's whole career.
@@ramirezthesilvite but at least the lions got fed.. though the Karen's are rather chewy
Cashier: "Okay sir, that's $30.56." Customer: "That's fine, I'll pay with check if that's alright." Cashier: "Yeah sure. Gimme a kiss."
Customer: "O-Okay, *kiz* Oh god I think I'm gonna- *The customer falls to the ground*" Cashier: "Okay gimme $30.56 now."
customer:I mean, could we at least get dinner first or maybe just give me your number? Cashier: (Suddenly changes mood) I have a boyfriend
Lol
Me with a gun: *N* *o*
Customer (me): "Can I offer you sex instead since everything is perfectly legal here?"
"The self aware fact patterns that keep legalizing rabid lions into existence inside my god damned bathroom" is the best delivery of a line of all time
That caught me so off guard I couldn't even laugh, I was just shocked.
I can't help but wonder how many takes that took to keep from cracking XD
I was just going to comment that xD
the way he said it, makes me think he actually has lions in his bathroom because anomalies have legalised it
I'd end up keeping the oversized pussycats
The snakes actually being poisonous rocketed this SCP to my top 5. That idea and your delivery are just hilarious.
MMMMMm!mMmMmM!MMMmmM,mmMmMMMmMMmMmMmMMmMmmmmmm
Maybe they might put the snakes on a fabricated island, then have people discover it
nevermind the snakes dont even try to protect themselves LMAO
Yes it was science detail.
Ngl I was prepared to comment until he explained. Did *not* expect that
A Karen working for a good cause. A strange anomaly in and of itself. She risked a lot to complete her mission. We salute and thank her for that.
And kinda bad though sheeeesh
And we ask that she never shops at our stores.
I wish my Supermarket would release Lions on the Karen's
What of all of thr dupermarket and malls are anomolous and it's all scp-karens hard at work?
yup and i dont know to hate or like her
This SCP is a joke, literally. The "owner" is the author. That's why you hear laughing from inside of the manager. He is laughing at us because we fell for the most elaborate Karen joke of all time.
Yeah, I feel as if the manager made the store what it was just for fun, he is quite literally laughing in his grave
exactly the author is a serial killer and we were too blind to notice
Even if that's true this is an amazing scp really one of my top 5
I thought it’s the readers laughing because it’s a joke
@@DeathnoteBB fake scp?
Blandina’s ultimate weapon: “MAY I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER” Ah, true classics
Lol Karens these days r just annoying brats but not Blandina
LOL! XD
Agreed! ^^
6:16 The first time an SCP actually had me exclaim "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
Yep. ANd it has an extensively long testing log that you might find interesting
Perfectly legal btw
@@vornamenachname6282thank you very much
@@arvinroidoatienza7082 Yeah I've read about a couple of them, some very dark humor and not to mention how unexpected some of them are
This SCP is the embodiment of that one kid who change the rules every time he was losing
Sound like 682 is that already
@@TheFinishintouch. No, 682 is just flat out immortal.
Couldn't the SCP Foundation just wipe Texas out of existence? I'm sure they have SCPs capable of doing that ...
@@giuseppenimis8057 thats worse than keeping the scp around
@@TheFinishintouch Was about to say the same thing!
"Yet perfectly legal, thank you very much" is probably Dr.Bob best line ever, it's like he cursing the responsible for it in a polite way
"...Legitimizing rabid lions in my goddamn bathroom." Has to be up there too lol
@@easyethanol6611 wich minute that was?
@@user-sq3pw9oi8g 9:53
@@BabySlayer13 thanks
@@user-sq3pw9oi8g 9:50 abouts
Imagine working in scp and ending up being stationed in a supermarket to persuade people to go to another store
Probably one of the better jobs you can get working for SCP
“We live in a very naughty reality, which may, on a whim, allow a young girl to wield apples unbeholden to thermodynamics”
"The self aware fact patterns that keep legitimizing rabid lions into exsistence inside my goddamn bathroom" is probably once of the greatest lines any human has ever penned
Ikr Mr. Catz is fed up with these goddamn lions on the godamn toilet! -Loud Sam Jackson screaming-
It was my favorite line hands down. It shouldn't have taken me as long as it did to find a comment on this. That was golden. Looking forward to more Bob videos :3
Me: *just trying to pee* Several lions: Hello there
That phrase just caught me off guard
This was my favorite line really funny 🤣
This SCP literally took the line "The prices are worth DYING for" into a new level lmao
And turned it into a legal loophole.
This whole SCP was conceived to make this pun possible...
Its funny how the foundation has wiped out entire small cities to erase their tracks yet cannot contain this anomalous supermarket
I mean They could jus say f it and dispatch a squad like"hammer down" (not expecificaly this one but something of the kind) and just demolish the place and then make an encouter with the goverment to resolve the aftermath (Pardon if my english is trashy)
"The self-aware fact patterns that keep legitimizing rabid lions into existence inside my goddamned bathroom" -Dr Bob
The way the beurocromancer described the logic of the illogical law is honestly one of the best and well articulated description of any SCPs anomalous effects I've ever heard, Makes it way easier to understand and can all be summed up with "It makes sense because it doesn't"
Sure this speech wasn't written by the (possibly late) Scott Douglas, author of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy?
@@jordanhunter3375 Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy was written by Douglas Adams??? Literally who the fuck is Scott Douglas?
@@zetanone7211 Right, sorry about that. Been years since I last read it.
But I'm still confused on why the store's law would be able to influence people outside their territory.
@@skybot7091 Any and all humans on Earth can technically enter the store, therefore, since it is a registered store, all people are subject to its legality, thank you very much. XD In all seriousness though, that's basically the idea. The second the store managed to register as an official store, it became a part of the entire legal system conceptually all across the world. It effects everyone, even if they don't know i.
I can imagine a robber going: “Give me all the money in the cash register!” “Kiss me on the lips for it.” “Wait What!”
“Kiss. Me. On the LIPS.”
@@DeathnoteBB “What? No!” *burns cash register as the robber watches*
Mwah -3-
@@nikkiminaji6029 may I take you too the cantina on tattoine malady 🥹🥹🥹 we could get some drinks 🙂
@@Cinko420 "How is that physically possible!!"
Wow this story reminds me of when my dad went to a store just to get milk and never came back
*"Yeah, We're Totally Going To Sell You This"* lol I laugh
I feel as if bureaucromancer is a real world job given the maddening nature of the beast we created
It's the 3 people doing everything while everyone talks about the best way to do it
Omg you’re so woke clever funny & original! Stfu
To be honest, I really like Agent Blandina, she's absolutely funny. I'm surprised that she has survived an SCP incident.
Survived? Those injuries were from her being forcibly removed from the premises by police... you cannot kill a Karen inside the store, she considers herself above the law, after all.
Nobody cares lol
@@heretotroll1813 ok and who cares about your opinion then?
I SPEAK YOUR MANAGER SCP agent : She good
@@heretotroll1813 damn just bc your parents never cared about you doesnt mean everyone else in the world is equally heartless lol
"...the self-aware fact patterns that keep legitimizing rabid lions into existence inside my GODDAMN BATHROOM!" This line was so left field, i bursted out laughing
This is a fantastic adaption, but I want to give extra kudos for having full subtitles. You deserve more praise for that kind of attention to accessibility!
It’s all fun and games until the food lion gets real.
The opening scene is gruesome, but still entertaining
And its perfectly legal
@@shortyprogaming Thank you very much.
And it’s all perfectly legal, thank you very much.
Poor woman. She only wanted milk for her breakfast 😩
The relative ease through which Dr Bob is able to get a GPU even in this "GPU shortage" shows that he truly possess some anomalous properties!!
Glad I'm not the only one to notice lol
Imagine someone fully armed trying to rob this store. That would make an interesting SCP story as it would include breaking the law without regard to the way the store shapes it.
"What a stroke of good luck." Whenever that happens, an SCP is messing with you.
Not. Always. There are good ones too
@@ancientgear7192 Not in the Dr. Bob animations...
@@xZippy true
Whenever you hear about "good luck" in most SCP videos, it won't last.
I bet THE MANAGER had someone drink her milk, then plant that ad on her doorstep.
Man the people who make these SCPs are some funny people
Funny guy, scary concept
It's not one person.
@@ancientgear7192 oh yeah I forgot about that, sorry
@@ancientgear7192 fixed
"Yeah, we're totally going to sell you this."
"A well behaved reality oughtn't conflate the concrete with the abstract. However, we live in a very naughty reality which may, on a whim, allow a young girl to wield apples unbeholden to thermodynamics." Love this SCP - by far one of my top 5 favorites
This was amazing. From "Bureaucramancer" to "Karen of Justice," I was floored. Absolutely well done
I love the idea of Dr Bob saving his money on his "self-defense" property while buying RTX 3090Ti
It was a 3060 actually, reckognized the box (it's the same one as mine).
@@clementcachico5240 a lot of their boxes look the same, but yeah, I think you're right, it's the same as mine.
I like that on the backside of the flyer says "yeah, we are totally going to sell you this". xD
Bladina really was the best person for this scp huh? Gotta respect her for how well she did her job
A big round of applause for Agent Felicity Blandina! She taking her job to the best!
proffessional karen
agent blandina is best girl
Best agent there is
As a snake I rolled my eyes when Dr. Bob said poisonous snakes thinking ‘oh wow of course he got it wrong’ but I was delighted to see I am the goof
As a snake
A talking snake? Hello. *GOC cruise missile launches in the background* Have a nice day.
I understand this confusion fellow snake
Sssss sss ssssss
you would make a fine pair of boots
What a great episode. The frustration of the lions manifesting in Dr. Bob's goddman bathroom was hilarious. I didn't want this episode to end.
Man your animations are getting so good!
"Filled with some kind of hazard, such as spikes, glitter, or poisonous snakes." Ah yes, the most dangerous hazard known to mankind: glitter. Truly that is a fate worse than death.
I would rather be dead then have glitter on me
Glitter is the sand of arts & crafts
Considering that any slight air movement can kick glitter up in the air, it would actually be a serious hazard to eyes and lungs to fall into a large pile of glitter. Personally, I'd prefer the spike pit ^^'
I would much rather have the quick spikes then the glitter since choking is a horrible way to go...
*Try saying that after you get it into your eyes ^_^*
This honestly sounds like both a dream come true and the the worst nightmare for an azorious law mage.
Doctor Bob is the actual SCP-001. I'm sure of it. Make it happen SCP authors!
6:02 Did Dr. Bob just put a folder... on *top* of his coffee cup?
WHAT
"legitimizing rabid lions inside my god damn bathroom" is a phrase that will probably make me laugh for a few years... Lol!
Dr. Bob you never disappoint with the scp/horror & how you know what thumbnail & title to use!! You are PHENOMENAL DR.BOB!! 👊😄 Thank you for the video Dr. Bob
Ditto
You said dr bob so many times in one sentence one could make a drinking game out of it
This whole SCP sounds like it would be an actual store in Welcome to Nightvale. In fact the way this is written reminded me of it a lot while I was listening, the humor is reminiscent to me.
This was way funnier than I expected it to be. Well done!
SCP Foundation: *sends in Agent Blandina* Agent Blandina: I survived! Her co-workers and superiors: Shit.
I love Dr. Bob’s ending scenes, they’re always so creative
Sometime is Kinda Have random Plot twist
The Doc either gunned that cashier down or paid him for a GPU
I am convinced he is a staff member that gained anomalous property's and is just unkillable.
0:19 because her father never came back with the milk
This is such a fun concept and you can tell that the author had fun making it
I instantly fell in love with Felicitys' character. Love how dorky and very energetic she seemed lol
Nah the cashier if she told me to kiss her then you know i have to do it because why do all that for it to be burned
“Code name..Karen.Of justice” My heart stopped for 1 second when I heard that….
I’ve watched almost every episode from every SCP channel creator and this one SCP is getting close to being my favorite 😍 so meticulous and close to modern aesthetics
the dude at the start was so sweet and tried to save the girl :(
Pretty sure he was a foundation field agent.
This both made me laugh with the Ultimate Karen and made my head hurt with the double talk and insane mathematics. I’m both confused and entertained,Lol , great Scp!! Good choice Dr Bob 🖤
It's easy to understand if you just think that, in the apples example, is not that 2+2=10 now, but that the entire rational construct behind 2, and plus, and/or 10 has changed completely and reality "fixes" it to conform to it. Basically, it changes the laws of reality to adapt to the new abstract concepts of legality it creates, and they have to understand and use the new "laws" to form a legal counter-attack
8:58 this SCP literally took the logic of math from Lucy when she says “1+1 isn’t 2 just because you say it is”
Yes. I have been asking for this!
I think this might be my favorite SCP simply because of all the little things that go into it, and I'm surprised it isn't more popular The idea of anomalous law is genuinely fascinating, so the fact SCP-4703 is a bit unsettling, pretty funny, AND intelligently thought out in terms of the universe's "logic" is pretty great and not an easy thing to do so props to the writer
0:30 “Yeah, we’re totally gonna sell you this” They did NOT, in fact, sell her the milk.
I'm starting to think that might've been sarcasm...
So that's why my dad has not come back
@@BruhHavoc ouch
4:57 Finally someone who knows the difference between poison and venom. Thank you Dr. Bob.
So when does Agent: Codename KAREN become the new scp game? It sounds like it would be a lot of fun, navigating through a supermarket that is constantly changing in an effort to kill you in a 'Perfectly Legal Of Course' manner.
This is amazingly absurd and I love the creativity of it
The Ethics Committee must’ve had many sleepless nights when deciding to unleash that horrid creature upon the world… But then again, sacrifice & hard choices aren’t strangers to the members of the Foundation.
This one seems somehow more terrifying than most because it exploits the legal system.
my dad went to the store to get some milk and never came backk..... i think i know why. Thank you, Dr. Bob!
I like how this chicks universe has personalized ads for apartments "oh you need milk? Try Jerry's"
What about personalised ads for cocaine
@@mynamejeff4642 sorry best we can do is crystal meth.
That's part of the SCP it's modus operandi. Wasn't that hard to figure out.
@@ashlirabid9614 I don't know why you chose to explain that. It makes it seem like you didn't get the joke... Like there is punctuation and appropriate use of quotation marks, clearly I'm not stupid. I could use context clues to figure out the pamphlet for the specific thing she needed was an elaborate ruse to lure her there... Jeez you people suuuuuuuck
That poor cashier thought he was done for!😂 amazing video Dr.Bob!
I thought Dr. Bob was going to shoot the manager lol
I like the ending end the work you did. And no matter how dangerous the anomaly Dr bob always win.
This is one of the most interesting SCPs ive heard about. The whole "Bureaucramancer" thing is hilarious.
9:48 1. I want a bureaumancer class in Pathfinder now and 2. I LOVE THIS CONCEPT! The anomalous laws aren't BREAKING LAWS! But rather defining them based on abstract concepts, and or similar concepts one to another!
"Super Competative Prices" ... I'd totally shop there instead!
this is by far the most creative SCP i have seen . i am in awe .
This is just so weird and I love it. And there’s something about fighting/out-witting a pride of lions for some unbeatable deals brings out some kind of gladiator-Esque excitement in me.
“Super Competitive Prices” (SCP) Nice going Dr Bob!
He didn’t write this
'Karen of justice' That made me laugh so hard. It's such a good solution for an anomaly like this one to. goddammit Karen.... ffs that's to good
"Super Competitive Prices" I like the name. Especially the shortened form "SCP"
Karen for justice! 😂 This was absolutely gut busting!😂
you're telling me Karen's powers are harnessed by an agency to combat a superstore?... we're screwed
How are these field agents so damn fearless? It’s like these people got mind-controlled by the Foundation.
😳
Half of 'em probably did.
Shhhh
9:54 😂 one of dr. bobs funniest lines
The fact that this SCP is so “close” to where I go to college is so damn funny
I love that the SCP lore can have a sense of humor
"that keeps manifesting lions in my god damn bathroom" -best quote
"Rabid" lions no less
I live in Midland, Texas and I have to say that sometimes this whole city feels like an SCP. Sorry to say though, there is no store called Yeah, We're Totally Going To Sell You This ;). If I f do find it, I'll report back, or not.
Blandina is my favourite character in the Dr. Bobverse
“9:06” NOOO WAYYY THEY MADE THOSE FRUIT MATH PROBLEMS ACTUALLY USEFUL THATS ILLE- *perfectly legal*
This entire video is a masterpiece 👌 Karen. The expired coupon. THE MANAGER. Dr. Bob pulling out a gun. *chef’s kiss
This is one of my favorite SCPs. It's just so ridiculous and out there but so funny hahahaha
One of the best SCPs + deliveries ever!!
8:14 So we go from talking about a killer shopping center, to grade school math. Is this another anomaly? 😳
Ya it's complicated for humor sake. He's explaining how the scp works. The scp "makes" 2+2=10. So to counter it you have to adapt to the new rules. Think of it like that kid's game. One person says they have a laser gun, the other kid says he has a forcefield, the first kid says he has a dog that eats forcefields. This scp makes up new laws. So basicly they have to play that game with it on a legal level.
@@zeanxe may you give a simple summary of how this scp works. I don't understand. No one has ever mentioned how complicated it sounds in the commends except me. And what do they mean by the scp is "legal"? Like If the scp "breaks the law" by stopping this scp who's gonna punish them?
@@eulalawrence4885 best to think of it in two parts. The scp first takes "law" and turns it into a physical fact. For example if your country had the same power, people would be physically unable to commit murder. The second part is the ability to spontaneously create and put laws into legislation. (This could be considered a type of reality bending.) Now, if the laws were simple the foundation could just create simple laws to contain the scp, but the laws are complicated to an obscure level. For example: If a customer says their name on the second Tuesday of each month, please see subsection 3 note 4 (in cuneiform), they are required to choose between a 50%off coupon and being eaten by a lion. (Please note that the store is required by law to attach fire ants to all coupons). It's like some sort of bureaucratic lawful evil demon that thinks killing people is funny. And it's all legal, thank you very much.
Dear Lord, the amount of legal explanation in this particular SCP makes me want to ask LegalEagle to do an evaluation video on this, but I don’t know if it’ll actually happen. (No offense to anyone btw). As always, Dr. Bob, good job, bravo, and I wish you the best 👍🏻 👏
I like this passive aggresive "thank you very much". And Dr BoB please keep the corny metal music everytime blood flows i love it.
This has got to be one of the best and most complex scp I've seen
This feels like a Parody of how Corporations use Lobbyist to get laws passed that Benefit them. Heck, even down to hpw they seem to offer you great deals but with a catch.
Thank you for another fantastic video. All of your videos and thumbnails are very legal.
Haha, thank you.
"yeah we're totally going to sell you this." is the perfect name for this omega-mart-like....thing
The self aware fact patterns that keep legitimizing rabid lions into exsistence inside my goddamn bathroom" is probably once of the greatest lines any human has ever penned
Damn you Dr Bob. I've binged all of your videos at work and now I have to wait a few months for you to put out more so I can binge again at work lol In all seriousness, love the channel and please keep it going. These videos are awesome.
Good Job :)'