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NPC Bard Tricks Player Into Starting A Daedric Side Quest | Oblivion NPC

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2022 ж. 8 Нау.
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Like most of these videos, I have literally zero context for this one. If anyone can actually translate this, let ya boy know ⬇️
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  • Imagine the future conspiracy theories when they find this guys skull!

    @matthewsmith218@matthewsmith2182 жыл бұрын

    • Future: Coneheads were a real thing back then

      @BeNGun86@BeNGun862 жыл бұрын

    • I am watching Ancient Aliens right now.

      @todahsalaam8538@todahsalaam85382 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @KC-fb8ql@KC-fb8ql2 жыл бұрын

    • Underrated comment.

      @unclesamzbastardsonu.s.b.s9315@unclesamzbastardsonu.s.b.s93152 жыл бұрын

    • I wonder if he's a real microcephalic or if it's just some sort of video filter.

      @geekdivaherself@geekdivaherself2 жыл бұрын

  • I feel like, in the second half, he's explaining how he tricked you into something.

    @rabbyd542@rabbyd5422 жыл бұрын

    • This

      @goldencheese7247@goldencheese72472 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @rob5598@rob55982 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣 🤣 🤣

      @mikehawkswollen5819@mikehawkswollen58192 жыл бұрын

    • He got me good. But I will over come this trap!

      @nftguyna1772@nftguyna17722 жыл бұрын

    • He says “my friends, todays sun is VERY round. 😈”

      @reluctant_clap@reluctant_clap2 жыл бұрын

  • This Orc seems freindly at first, singing the song of his people. But how the turntables... I almost fell victim to his Frenzy spell.

    @spliffertonsheldrake6007@spliffertonsheldrake60072 жыл бұрын

    • *tables turn

      @gfridout7407@gfridout74072 жыл бұрын

    • @@gfridout7407 You watch a channel about jokes and memes, but don't recognize one of the most common ones?

      @jakegarrett8109@jakegarrett81092 жыл бұрын

    • @@gfridout7407 Let me help you Ridout the joke... George. kzhead.info/sun/g7emqb2woaSed4k/bejne.html

      @spliffertonsheldrake6007@spliffertonsheldrake60072 жыл бұрын

    • @@spliffertonsheldrake6007 haha, thank you. I'm not up to date with the memes.

      @gfridout7407@gfridout74072 жыл бұрын

    • *tables turn

      @nunyabeeswax7080@nunyabeeswax70802 жыл бұрын

  • His teeth are so far apart from each other, it looks like his tongue is in jail

    @ExternusArmy@ExternusArmy2 жыл бұрын

    • Won’t catch this tongue paying any court fines, no sir

      @NPCArchivist@NPCArchivist2 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

      @vivelequebeclibre.3654@vivelequebeclibre.36542 жыл бұрын

    • dam son

      @dmoney6966@dmoney69662 жыл бұрын

    • 💀😂

      @malajemm@malajemm2 жыл бұрын

    • They're still social distancing

      @gamete4375@gamete43752 жыл бұрын

  • When you think it's a blessing but it's actually a curse.

    @Lieutenant_Scrotes@Lieutenant_Scrotes2 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao

      @vinyvinycocopuffpassittome5051@vinyvinycocopuffpassittome50512 жыл бұрын

    • brooo! 🤣🤣🤣

      @miketroj3728@miketroj37282 жыл бұрын

    • Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door chest demon be like. -J

      @carnavalentertainment1650@carnavalentertainment16502 жыл бұрын

  • When the monk class is actually revealed to be played as an evil goblin shaman ...

    @davedogge2280@davedogge22802 жыл бұрын

  • This guy actually has the best illusion spell books in all of Tamriel.

    @ElDuderinoh@ElDuderinoh2 жыл бұрын

  • This one may be the best meme yet.. the soothing music, the lack of context, suddenly the abrupt realization that everything isn't normal. Then, the NpC eerily laughing and spinning around with foreboding music playing. I died.

    @dead.byjawn4866@dead.byjawn48662 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah this is probably the funniest / best of these I’ve seen yet and I don’t even know why, maybe that explanation is it lol

      @dbased1915@dbased19152 жыл бұрын

    • And his mischievous/ mocking inflection of whatever the hell he is saying

      @Orthodoxzee@Orthodoxzee2 жыл бұрын

    • The part when he's spinning around with the battle music playing got me laughing so hard. xD

      @rickywalter6707@rickywalter67072 жыл бұрын

    • >muh soothing music >foreboding music You mean the OST switching that's been in literally every single "OBLIVION" npc maymay, ever? What the fuck is wrong with your brain?

      @r0br33r@r0br33r2 жыл бұрын

    • Did you died?

      @Impericalevidence@Impericalevidence2 жыл бұрын

  • the stunt man for Dan Aykroyd in cone heads.

    @kdis20@kdis202 жыл бұрын

    • You win the comment section

      @TheBurning1981@TheBurning19812 жыл бұрын

    • I was about to comment something involving cone heads until I found your comment LOL

      @fuckrightoff@fuckrightoff2 жыл бұрын

    • I needed that.

      @_whatnext_9319@_whatnext_93192 жыл бұрын

    • YEAHHHHHH

      @oniongummy8969@oniongummy89692 жыл бұрын

    • Lmfao!

      @CityNDN@CityNDN2 жыл бұрын

  • He must be part of the "Gotta be quicker than that buddy" tribe.

    @bevis1528@bevis15282 жыл бұрын

  • the dramatic music change never fails to get me🤣🤣

    @pedobear8071@pedobear80712 жыл бұрын

  • I like how the song he was singing was on the same tune as the tavern music lol

    @yomama629@yomama6292 жыл бұрын

    • It's amazing. Right next to the forsworn bard

      @Smith-if8sn@Smith-if8sn2 жыл бұрын

  • From a Chinese friend: "Sang some weird old song and commented how round today's sun is (trying to contrast his egg head)"

    @jdogg0075@jdogg00752 жыл бұрын

    • weird,,,

      @lightbeingpontifex@lightbeingpontifex2 жыл бұрын

  • This is why you don't drink while pregnant.

    @tdogaz4114@tdogaz41142 жыл бұрын

    • Bro wtf

      @drakZes@drakZes2 жыл бұрын

    • @@drakZes LOOOOL

      @sideaccount6198@sideaccount61982 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh 🤣🤣🤣

      @D413373R@D413373R2 жыл бұрын

    • If he does indeed have a case of microcephaly, it could be caused by the zika virus or some unknown cause as most cases are. But you're right, drinking while pregnant is one possible reason why a woman might give birth to a baby with the condition. Wikipedia does have substantial articles on the above topics, by the way.

      @geekdivaherself@geekdivaherself2 жыл бұрын

    • @@geekdivaherself what a way to kill the vibe - gj

      @sideaccount6198@sideaccount61982 жыл бұрын

  • His cackling laugh with the combat music is absurdly good together. I'm actually immersed with the video title.

    @fallenmercury@fallenmercury2 жыл бұрын

    • big true

      @Aria432@Aria432 Жыл бұрын

  • He actually sings it perfectly in harmony to the music 🪕

    @spazchicken1@spazchicken12 жыл бұрын

    • I think you might be tone deaf

      @JohnSmith-rr3jt@JohnSmith-rr3jt2 жыл бұрын

    • @Ke baX it’s like he knows you’re in the game and understands you are the player

      @spazchicken1@spazchicken12 жыл бұрын

    • Yes he does ... first thing i noticed...from the looks of it he might be able to see in the future the song of this video and sing according to it's tune...i woudn't be surprised one bit.

      @iuliua@iuliua Жыл бұрын

    • @@JohnSmith-rr3jt the concept of tone deaf isn't exactly true...if you can tell the difference between peoples voices, you are not tone deaf....

      @ravinraven6913@ravinraven691311 ай бұрын

  • Translation = Sheogorath now owns your soul and your mind..

    @MajCyric@MajCyric2 жыл бұрын

  • Don't take this side quest until you level up your character, trust me

    @MeatVision@MeatVision2 жыл бұрын

  • "The sun is very round today" Don't let his riddles confuse you

    @ZackSamm@ZackSamm2 жыл бұрын

    • What is the second-to-last word? "今天的太阳(?)圆."

      @holdenmcroinn9193@holdenmcroinn91932 жыл бұрын

    • @@holdenmcroinn9193 he says "真圆" 真 means real so he says "really" or "very" round

      @ZackSamm@ZackSamm2 жыл бұрын

    • @@ZackSamm 谢谢！

      @holdenmcroinn9193@holdenmcroinn91932 жыл бұрын

    • what is it suppose to be egg shape like his head,,,,

      @lightbeingpontifex@lightbeingpontifex2 жыл бұрын

    • I always thought he said, "today the sun is very far." (远）I mean it just made sense as the roundness of it hardly ever changes, unlike its distance.

      @benhuang2347@benhuang2347 Жыл бұрын

  • his jaw to skull bone ratio is impressive

    @youyoutobio@youyoutobio2 жыл бұрын

  • "Who are you calling pinhead". He seriously looks like Patrick in "Tea at the treedome", remember when spongebob asks Patrick what air is and Patrick is on top of his rock wearing those sunglasses 🤣🤣

    @rexman971@rexman9712 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @TwofourA@TwofourA2 жыл бұрын

  • I’m a bald guy, and I’m absolutely offended by him shaving his head. Look at that thick hair line and the perfectly shaped head that should hidden.

    @vinyvinycocopuffpassittome5051@vinyvinycocopuffpassittome50512 жыл бұрын

    • LMAOOOO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

      @BlaecOleander@BlaecOleander2 жыл бұрын

    • Asian Humpty Dumpty

      @Brometheus420@Brometheus4202 жыл бұрын

    • Maybe a traffic cone iron helmet

      @dead.byjawn4866@dead.byjawn48662 жыл бұрын

    • ROFL

      @samholdsworth420@samholdsworth4202 жыл бұрын

  • From pleasant songster to sinister in 5 secs. Classic NPC game deception. Let combat begin!

    @leod-sigefast@leod-sigefast2 жыл бұрын

  • 0:11 its at this point you have accepted the quest, and he marks you with otherworldly madness, mocking your foolish choice

    @sideaccount6198@sideaccount61982 жыл бұрын

  • Imagine if that Egg shape head actually hatch something.

    @MRakshay-fb2mu@MRakshay-fb2mu2 жыл бұрын

  • This is the most realistic looking oblivion NPC I’ve ever seen!

    @moneymatt9021@moneymatt90212 жыл бұрын

  • Looks like a fun quest, I'll have to download the mod later tonight

    @TheJester-ct5pi@TheJester-ct5pi2 жыл бұрын

    • You ready for whatever cursed ride you're in for?

      @antiheroine3611@antiheroine36112 жыл бұрын

    • Unfortunetly the mod causes an unusual npc head glitch. Mod author doesnt seem willing to patch it

      @gooey915@gooey9152 жыл бұрын

  • By far the scariest NPC

    @Wizardboz@Wizardboz2 жыл бұрын

  • Imagine requesting a bard for your house and this guy shows up.

    @kevinpickford8714@kevinpickford87142 жыл бұрын

    • @@drkatz8751 you've never requested a bard to play at your house?

      @kevinpickford8714@kevinpickford87142 жыл бұрын

    • Look up Jerma rat movie 2 in KZhead and replace the clown with a bard This is exactly what I pictured when I read this comment

      @Tom-oj7si@Tom-oj7si2 жыл бұрын

    • He can sing from outside. And I should get a discount on my coins.

      @otaku_mclovin4209@otaku_mclovin42092 жыл бұрын

    • This guy clearly knows how to party

      @shaggbaggz5852@shaggbaggz58522 жыл бұрын

    • Go away!

      @davemckay4359@davemckay4359 Жыл бұрын

  • The battle music plays outta nowhere🤣😭

    @txwhyxbeetsx4ever381@txwhyxbeetsx4ever3812 жыл бұрын

  • If you made a ranking list for these videos, this would 100% be S tier.

    @dbased1915@dbased19152 жыл бұрын

  • When you aren’t finished creating your character yet and you start on your adventures

    @moshpitbull2284@moshpitbull22842 жыл бұрын

  • Those glasses complete his look 😎

    @Wanton_gaming99@Wanton_gaming992 жыл бұрын

    • The kindest insult I've heard all day lmao

      @GrimmReaper138@GrimmReaper1382 жыл бұрын

  • I don’t know what he’s saying but I’m liking what I hear

    @JL-zr8dm@JL-zr8dm2 жыл бұрын

    • This is a great line! Funny.

      @54WMD@54WMD2 жыл бұрын

    • @@54WMD Hilarious, actually.

      @JL-zr8dm@JL-zr8dm2 жыл бұрын

  • The titles make me lol before the videos even begin 🤣🤣

    @lazydanko@lazydanko2 жыл бұрын

  • Bro, this video made my night. And I need to know more about this man; what the hell is he saying, and what's his life about.

    @arthurthegreat216@arthurthegreat2162 жыл бұрын

  • This guy screams low level minion. He could be in any Hollywood movie as "guy who gets insta-killed after bragging to the hero about how tough he is". Or "guy who gets insta-killed after groveling to his boss about how there was nothing he could do".

    @BinaryBard64@BinaryBard642 жыл бұрын

    • "You don't even have a NAME TAG!" - Austin Powers

      @luciferrising4705@luciferrising47052 жыл бұрын

  • One of the most underrated channels on the interwebs.

    @hendersonuk486@hendersonuk4862 жыл бұрын

  • Be Advised: This Cone Head Bard has the Bracelet of Babel - 90% Resistance to all spoken spells, curses or commands. Special Ability: Beserker Dance

    @myworstenemy680@myworstenemy6802 жыл бұрын

  • this bard is evil: glasses, top of head, teeth. all giveaways

    @MogulMonk1@MogulMonk12 жыл бұрын

  • He is actually singin in the tune how is this possible ????

    @pedjamigrant7189@pedjamigrant71892 жыл бұрын

    • I thought the same thing!

      @spliffertonsheldrake6007@spliffertonsheldrake60072 жыл бұрын

    • When he slides into "shuweeee" my mind was blown

      @josephburton1274@josephburton12742 жыл бұрын

  • As cool as those sunglasses might be... they are clearly cursed

    @thecheese4255@thecheese42552 жыл бұрын

    • Can't unequip a cursed item either. He's fucked. The curse was gingivitis.

      @otaku_mclovin4209@otaku_mclovin42092 жыл бұрын

    • Awww what's wrong cheesy to lazy to say it to some ones face !

      @bryanvasquezescobar6200@bryanvasquezescobar6200 Жыл бұрын

    • @@bryanvasquezescobar6200 You carry on, my good Christian soldier! Huzzah!!! Away with you, Dim Quixote!!!

      @thecheese4255@thecheese4255 Жыл бұрын

    • @@thecheese4255 jaja al be fallowing, i subscribed to your channel, now you got a new long friend, i will be on my Cristian crusade ! So farewell but soon my nacho cheesy friend !

      @bryanvasquezescobar6200@bryanvasquezescobar6200 Жыл бұрын

    • @@bryanvasquezescobar6200 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

      @thecheese4255@thecheese4255 Жыл бұрын

  • I didn't know it's physically possible to survive with a head like that

    @hugoclarke3284@hugoclarke32842 жыл бұрын

  • Those glasses do go kinda hard, with the right fit I bet you could bring them into popularity

    @dracoborne2648@dracoborne26482 жыл бұрын

    • Do it

      @mikeolithory898@mikeolithory8982 жыл бұрын

  • He spun me round round right round baby. That's a crafty one.

    @ekim000@ekim00011 ай бұрын

  • You make the funniest videos. Plus the game is awesome. Thanks bro

    @ronnieharp8940@ronnieharp89402 жыл бұрын

  • Orc mage casting deadly spells

    @deadtreebark@deadtreebark2 жыл бұрын

  • 0:15 "Hi human. Jeans and a tie on, string you on. Can you make? Jeans and a tie on, string you on."

    @Khaztr@Khaztr2 жыл бұрын

  • His skull matches the same shape of his glasses frames 🔶️

    @_KeneYah@_KeneYah2 жыл бұрын

  • I start every day with this

    @vodkawhiskeyrum@vodkawhiskeyrum2 жыл бұрын

  • This dude is the real life Dr Robotnik!! :D

    @MrBroken030@MrBroken0302 жыл бұрын

  • Those sunglasses are sick as fuck. I want a pair.

    @Deuteromis@Deuteromis2 жыл бұрын

  • how to equip the sunglasses after u kill him? i just see them in inventory

    @grandmasbasementcrypto2865@grandmasbasementcrypto28652 жыл бұрын

  • I love this dude 😂👍🇺🇸 He’s an incredible discovery 😊

    @erosionhead420@erosionhead4202 жыл бұрын

  • i love this man!

    @jackmate512@jackmate5122 жыл бұрын

  • Lol. That music can change the dynamic of a video so much

    @bkw11@bkw112 жыл бұрын

  • That new Covid strain hits different

    @bigharrykochenbauls4567@bigharrykochenbauls45672 жыл бұрын

  • HAHAHAHA!!! Well done, the music change and title are perfect

    @iahwhite3875@iahwhite38752 жыл бұрын

  • I'm Chinese and he said "I'm patient zero of the wuhan flu"

    @5dollarshake263@5dollarshake2632 жыл бұрын

    • And - "You're never gonna catch me, you're wasting your time!" 😂

      @scottjohnstone6204@scottjohnstone62042 жыл бұрын

    • That's not Chinese. Chinese is not a language. That's mandarin and he actually said "dubs check em or your mother will die in her sleep tonight"

      @dickdiamonds3410@dickdiamonds34102 жыл бұрын

    • He's the wizard who concocted the wuhan potion

      @THApeanutMagician@THApeanutMagician2 жыл бұрын

    • @@dickdiamonds3410 they didn't say Chinese was a language. they said they ARE Chinese...

      @nobodyknows3340@nobodyknows33402 жыл бұрын

  • After I saw this I fell asleep & had a nightmare that I lived in a terrarium- he was the Caretaker.

    @lowe-quay-shush@lowe-quay-shush2 жыл бұрын

  • 0:16 first time trying to steal something after casting an invisibility spell.

    @willwillson5664@willwillson56642 жыл бұрын

  • Translation - "today's sun is too far away, can you see? Today's sun is too far away naaa"

    @josht777@josht7772 жыл бұрын

  • Beware of mischievous Bards.

    @gerardov.9716@gerardov.9716 Жыл бұрын

  • His glasses are cool tho 😂

    @darianzielinsky96@darianzielinsky962 жыл бұрын

  • Absolutely fucking jeenyus. The titles alone...

    @ther6989@ther69892 жыл бұрын

  • He is part of the new DLC content, apparently he is a rare spawn in Cyrodiil

    @karrotzdubs@karrotzdubs2 жыл бұрын

  • This NPC is scaring and terrifying!!

    @mundihnomundihno4086@mundihnomundihno40862 жыл бұрын

  • Man is rockin' those sunglasses.

    @Mr.Meowgical@Mr.Meowgical2 жыл бұрын

  • EGG 🥚 HEAD waiting to crack open his shell and just splatter toxic goo to all near his kill zone -

    @AngelLuisEspada1970@AngelLuisEspada19702 жыл бұрын

  • Lmfaoooo when the battle music kicks in shit gets wild fast

    @DOom-gw8sk@DOom-gw8sk2 жыл бұрын

  • My eyes were nearly gouged out by those sharp and pointy blades

    @jrjr648@jrjr6482 жыл бұрын

  • He's a real-life cone head with the best set of Summer Teeth I've seen in quite some time!

    @coreyskixjewelry@coreyskixjewelry Жыл бұрын

  • *I had a traumatic brain injury and went to see The Matrix the following day in theaters and saw this instead*

    @brianhoward7277@brianhoward7277 Жыл бұрын

  • He’s back 🤣

    @NSSweat@NSSweat2 жыл бұрын

  • Tbh he looks like a anime villain lol.

    @judgerico5763@judgerico57632 жыл бұрын

  • accurate title, one moment I was being mesmerized by an egg the next I was in combat with a Daedra trickster

    @RevolutionPaulRon@RevolutionPaulRon2 жыл бұрын

  • The music change is the best part

    @BillShartner@BillShartner2 жыл бұрын

  • Thank you for the nightmares to come

    @missp4870@missp48702 жыл бұрын

  • It's been awhile since I've seen SInbad! I had no idea he was still doing comedy!

    @robbieburns3564@robbieburns35642 жыл бұрын

    • I was gonna say "damn, bruh! For real??" But then I saw your name and realized that delivering sick burns is simply a part of your actual identity

      @BlaecOleander@BlaecOleander2 жыл бұрын

  • Damn...he tricked me with the repeat button for several hours

    @blaubarschbube6823@blaubarschbube6823 Жыл бұрын

  • i can feel the social credit flowing through my veines

    @nichtlachen1554@nichtlachen15542 жыл бұрын

  • The glasses really help balance out his head shape

    @rmmm6725@rmmm67252 жыл бұрын

  • This reminds me of running into an evil Jinjo on Banjo and Kazooie.🤣

    @sludge801beats@sludge801beats2 жыл бұрын

  • He's onto something with the fov of those lenses tho

    @JuanSchwartz@JuanSchwartz2 жыл бұрын

  • It sounds like nonsense but he actually has a pretty good point.

    @blampfno@blampfno2 жыл бұрын

    • Indeed. Friends today the sun is very round, do you see, very round.

      @wayward-saint@wayward-saint2 жыл бұрын

    • Three kingdoms song he singing is 🔥

      @wkmt_xiu@wkmt_xiu2 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, it's on his head. HEYO!

      @antiheroine3611@antiheroine36112 жыл бұрын

  • Fuck, bro, this one is a cinematic maspiece. Don't know which perks you chose, but your Editing level is surely 100.

    @franciswheatgerm2082@franciswheatgerm20822 жыл бұрын

  • The Egg-Headian Soul Stealer first tries to calm you with a Lullaby of Slumber, till you become paralyzed by the stench of his breath. Once you are fully immobilized, you can feel your very soul being ripped from thee!

    @UltraKryptonian@UltraKryptonian2 жыл бұрын

  • He's saying "today the sun is really round" (今天的太阳真圆呢）The irony! 😂

    @vgcamara@vgcamara2 жыл бұрын

  • Was waiting for him to scream "HEY YOU GUUUUUUYS!"

    @GeneralG1810@GeneralG18102 жыл бұрын

  • That's the guy who ate that damn covid bat?

    @jasonripley1143@jasonripley11432 жыл бұрын

  • This guy just has one of those faces that has so many different things to look at.

    @saccman3073@saccman30732 жыл бұрын

  • I was genuinely scared for a moment

    @victoriamann7680@victoriamann7680 Жыл бұрын

  • This guy is nuts 🤣😂

    @elibatman8474@elibatman84742 жыл бұрын

  • New tes6 goblin race looks impresive.

    @MrTakadatsu@MrTakadatsu2 жыл бұрын

  • Those glasses are Fire.

    @getschwifty6156@getschwifty61562 жыл бұрын

  • Can't stop imagining it's 2034, I'm playing Elder Scroll IV and now we can smell NPC breath

    @slctd_chrctr@slctd_chrctr2 ай бұрын

  • These comments are the best quality 👌 I've seen in some time. I'd like to congratulate you all on being funny af. 😄 the community popping up around these videos should be nurtured and treasured.

    @otaku_mclovin4209@otaku_mclovin42092 жыл бұрын

    • Go read the comments on "Medieval Music - Hardcore Party Mix" it's a 40min long video

      @diogeneslantern18@diogeneslantern182 жыл бұрын

  • What super powers does Eggman possess?

    @toothless-tiger@toothless-tiger2 жыл бұрын

  • Trippy looking dude

    @redlobster4841@redlobster48412 жыл бұрын

  • That is the most egg shaped head I've ever seen

    @drunkweebmarine9492@drunkweebmarine94922 жыл бұрын
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