I'd like to thank the product team for helping me look like I'm involved in a conference call while I bliss out to Reggae at my desk.
@POVwithRC Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@k8s3477 ай бұрын
My family thinks if I’m not in a call it’s cool for them to barge in or yell for me. So I just play this loudly during needed focus time. Never delete this.
@turdgirl1 Жыл бұрын
Lol, same 😂
@notjustadev Жыл бұрын
Yo, tell me why this is why I'm here also.
@FlowMediaGroup Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@anifed Жыл бұрын
download it
@Rajmanov9 ай бұрын
That’s why I am here also 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TeW33zy8 ай бұрын
Thank you for this, production team! My Mother in Law thinks I'm working as she visits.
@EmilyAlwayz Жыл бұрын
same here
@sakshibahuguna1672 Жыл бұрын
@@sakshibahuguna1672 Same
@whitneyfarrell89759 ай бұрын
I'm hollering
@heather30394 ай бұрын
when you get so into the meeting you start listening to it and have a great idea but you realize you cannot contribute since this is on youtube.
@mickivanreingold8 ай бұрын
I love this video. Pretending I’m in a meeting while avoiding another one! 😊
@SevenOfHeartz Жыл бұрын
I love these call videos, my family never lets me work cause they think that if I'm not in a call I'm not working. So I just play this out loud in my laptop and I can finally work!!!!
@joaorenato8186Ай бұрын
i throw in my earbuds and hit mute on the screen. people dont even try to talk to me
@deansimpson2425 күн бұрын
MAKE SURE ITS TUESDAY when you play this out loud. At the end he says, “Have a great Tuesday”. I’m lucky today was actually Tuesday 😂
@tobialexander1346Ай бұрын
This video helps me sleep. Thank you guys. You're my white noise. ❤
@shubhradeewan9653Ай бұрын
I lucked out SO much cause I play these videos so my roommate leaves me alone and today just so happened to be a Tuesday so when y'all said "have a good rest of your Tuesday" at the end I was like WHEW
@edenyanaitis6199 Жыл бұрын
Great call out. I'm going to have to "hang up before everyone else does".
@sexysputnik Жыл бұрын
Literally me rn for the same reason on a Tuesday LOL
@alyciamorgan79395 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh today's a Tuesday for me too lmao
@allison43504 ай бұрын
Having this open a few times now, to facade my productivity. I am part of this product team now, Not sure what we are producing, but let's do it!
@Nilvolentibusje6 ай бұрын
Everytime I play this from my WFH office, my dad leaves the house!! Thank you LOL Working from home is hard work. Shoutout to all my homies ^.^ literally...
@wellthatsuckslol8207 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@josetteosman8121 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for giving me 30 minutes of relief from my kids!
@RoseBaker-tp6bg16 күн бұрын
Guy on top ate about 500 peanuts during the whole meeting!! lol
@msandoval3038 ай бұрын
The more I watch this video, the more I want to get involved in their project
@TheBoondoggler8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@eshurtz785 ай бұрын
Same
@johnburt223 ай бұрын
The zoom boxes from this video are ingrained on my screen, thats how much I am obsessed with this meeting. Thank you
@wqs6 ай бұрын
Thank you team .... I jus lost my job but didn't tell my family . I will use it till I find new job
@heenakhandare6224 Жыл бұрын
Lol same here.
@WolfStory9 ай бұрын
Did you get a new job? Spill the tea.
@katelynandadam38 ай бұрын
See you at McDonald's
@Omen4658 ай бұрын
@@Omen465 Making fun of someone who lost their job. Class, real class. What a loser.
@WolfStory8 ай бұрын
Same here
@cityboydanny17588 ай бұрын
lmbooooo this is the world we are apart of now. I use this as a bluffer too. just to give others confirmation "I'm busy, doing important things". so .....
@BarbCyberSurf7 ай бұрын
I am now a subscriber! Thank you to the product team!
@kalimistakidou91034 ай бұрын
Thank you for this!!! LOL I also just want to be left alone in my room while "working online."
@jkanyce Жыл бұрын
Thanks just had a week straight of meetings! In reality I’ve been listening to podcasts and watching Hulu. 👍🏽
@niconinefoe7 ай бұрын
Thanks guys! use this all the time 5 stars... Also... good catch kenny!
@yinnetteolivo Жыл бұрын
Thank you Product Team for helping me dodge a coworker that keeps asking me to Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie concerts. I'm too busy discussing Dogfooding to fight off his advances.
@meganfetchhappenАй бұрын
20min into I freaked out for a sec thinking all this time I'm on a zoom call without my shirt on!
@VisaFan81 Жыл бұрын
So I am a very passive person and as a supervisor my team AND MANAGER thinks I have all the time in the world to do all the things. I love having this in the background so I can actually get work done! You guys rock and it's so realistic! LOL The best!
@alishanorris51615 ай бұрын
Its always dificult work at home, with this video just played and no one botherme please never deleteeed!!!
@lalaSoirubi9 ай бұрын
I am also here because of a spouse that doesn't understand home and work boundaries
@bobwaite663011 ай бұрын
Yep same here. Its sad that I have to resort to having this play in the background... but If I dont I have a spouse that only thinks of herself and thinks its ok to barge into my office to tell me about what she wants to order on Amazon (of course I have to pay for it).
@WolfStory9 ай бұрын
Facadan gözlemci olarak katildığım icin cok mutlu olmuştum teşkur ederim burda yine bir arada olmak şahane oldu benim."
@lutfiye.oymak.11 ай бұрын
We all are here for same rason . Love these comments 🤣
@suhailulaslam83 ай бұрын
Just thank you, thank you, thank you!!!! Also, it sounds like 90% of the meetings that I'm actually in!!!!! lol
@eshurtz785 ай бұрын
Thank you! This video helps everyone believe I am doing something productive which is false because why in god's name would I do that?
@Zafaryabism6 ай бұрын
This was very helpful!
@strauts_media Жыл бұрын
Ögrencileriniz cok şanslı
@lutfiye.oymak.11 ай бұрын
someday... i dont know when or how.... but ill be working in a product team like this... amèn
@nelnav12229 ай бұрын
good luck! you can do it!!
@flyingwiththewords2 ай бұрын
love this thanks!
@JonathanTorresjt Жыл бұрын
Thanks! Now my landlord leave me alone all morning and while cooking!
@bizlifekaren Жыл бұрын
my landlord is why I came here, too
@Autumn-jz8bw18 күн бұрын
hahahahahaha!! I just randomly to type "pretend meeting audio" . And here it is LOL
@hongkongers399311 ай бұрын
Had this on the background to keep fam away from my home office. At one point I almost raised my hand to ask a question during the meeting 🤭
@mello20294 ай бұрын
My 2 year old loves it!
@nycbfb9 күн бұрын
lol my girlfriend thinks I have a job! Thanks!
@mattviti4749 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@josetteosman8121 Жыл бұрын
She deserves better
@KlearChristal10 ай бұрын
@@KlearChristal Umm and why is that? Because she is simply a female? Why do people think they 'deserve' something. Here's a secret for you... You're not special.. you do NOT deserve anything. Grow up.
@WolfStory9 ай бұрын
Ahhhh I love how these people use essentially the same acronyms as my company, which is in an entirely different industry.
@euph0ricdelight6 ай бұрын
Hiding in my parents' attic. It helps there's a Daniel shout-out at the start of the call
@darsura2 ай бұрын
Are they saying dog fooding??
@jackiesmith68266 ай бұрын
Using this so my landlord doesn’t come in the room where I’m hiding my cat lmaooo.
@kat60616 ай бұрын
That is pure gold hahaha
@DH-zk6hq3 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHA that’s exactly what I’m doing right now! Inspections time!
@trinityjones75702 ай бұрын
avoiding a door to door salesman I dont want to talk to so I'm playing this at full volume
@MrWalrusBot4 ай бұрын
I just applied to this company, I feel that my strong background working in groups could expedite some of the solutions that were needed during this meeting. JK!!! Have a good day! Cheers!
@lewisuribe14 күн бұрын
This was really helpful thanku😊
@sonalgarg2746 Жыл бұрын
iyi yayınlar hicam iyi dersler
@lutfiye.oymak.11 ай бұрын
thhhhhnnnkkkk youu!!
@martinfernandezcean2 ай бұрын
Tum eğitimciler siz ornek alsa ne iyi olur ❤
@lutfiye.oymak.11 ай бұрын
Love the Honk at 11:30
@missbooklover110 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@VisaFan81 Жыл бұрын
Even though I came here for background noise, what is hilarious is that my agency hired a software company to help us build some simple software to track clients and appointments for mental health counseling. We had to sit on these teams with like 8 software techs that were talking this foreign language and saying things like "Scrum" and "dev ops" and "sprint" and none of us knew what was going on! I just realized this is not fake but this is totally 100% these peoples jobs!
@madamebutterfly85110 ай бұрын
So is this basically a "full stack" product dev team?
@TheBoondoggler8 ай бұрын
My Parole Officer now thinks I have a job! Thanks!
@sirprancealott2003 Жыл бұрын
I literally spit coffee on my keyboard when i read this. Maybe it hit a little too close to home...? Hilarious!!
@limpingsherpa11 ай бұрын
I listened to this as white noise to a nap.
@micahsmith75276 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Nice idea
@arpitjain19642 ай бұрын
Thank you guys, you are the heroes of our time!!!
@fitt25894 ай бұрын
This is the last generation of having an innocent parents
@ammarriyaz1609Ай бұрын
V y tugging is the best
@jadanjohnson72910 ай бұрын
I just do like a umhum each 5 min, so it seems I´m totally engaged
@dimastadeu7 ай бұрын
I wonder how many people in this meeting are just "ribbon cutters" lol
@Michael-uw3lkАй бұрын
830 pm
@v4mp3r99 Жыл бұрын
If they say “synchronize “ one more time… I’m going to unmute and say something! LOL
@johnburt223 ай бұрын
Dogfooding bro!!
@robleake3674Ай бұрын
east.
@yaro80644 ай бұрын
cute brunette w accent is basically eating lunch behind her hands
@larryenglish89003 ай бұрын
I dance
@mahakbhandari63946 ай бұрын
20 people on a call x 42 mins = totalling 14 hours for one meeting lol madnes utilisation
@masikioking11 ай бұрын
How much time do you think the process of including 20 people on an email (where all need to be involved in the discussion) takes??
@nickp383610 ай бұрын
@@nickp3836 honestly trying to get 3 people is hard enough let alone all of them, but hey I thank you for making the video regardless :)
@masikioking7 ай бұрын
No Indians in this call. How
@chinmoyroy26443 ай бұрын
Why
@averysandy1362 Жыл бұрын
I work from home. When I play this audio, my kids think I'm in a meeting, and they actually leave me alone.
@SquishybuttEnterprises Жыл бұрын
Why not?
@jaxonweb Жыл бұрын
@bichugang5332 Жыл бұрын
Slm
@lutfiye.oymak.11 ай бұрын
have not
@yaro80644 ай бұрын
Pretty sure this company has collapsed by now. If not I’ll not shave and scratch my neck during any call. I can Manage that.
@Retire80alreadyАй бұрын
Meeting Minutes - Product Team Meeting - 2019-07-09 Attendees: Scott, Daniel, Virginia, Fabia, Jessica, Carina, Kenny, James, Christopher, Josh, Luca, Kareem (partial list) Reminders: 1. Upcoming book club on "Inspired" on August 7th. The book will be added to new hire onboarding doc. 2. Interview spreadsheet with customer contacts has been populated by Sales team. PMs to follow up promptly. 3. Engagement survey to be run monthly in Q3. Some team members did not receive the survey email - Jessica to resend. 4. Goal of at least 3 customer interviews per PM. Update the OKR issue if not done already. 3 weeks left in Q2 to hit the goal. 5. Category maturity page - review forecasts and update if needed. Charts make it easier to assess achievability. Team Updates: - Hired Gabe Weaver as 3rd Manage PM and Dov Hershkovitz for API monitoring - B2B worked with Christy and David to change language around customer results in the handbook 1-2-1-2 Kickoff Feedback: - Screenshots helped, but many issues did not have them yet as UX/frontend work is pending - Top track was more problem-focused, which is good. Some could improve further. - Ran over time due to number of speakers. Suggestions: group related items, be concise and use recorded video for technical deep dives. - Over 500k-1M views on KZhead. Consider revamping format before next kickoff to accommodate growing team. Create issue to evaluate alternatives. Other Topics: - James shared plans for a product discovery sprint in the Source Code group to solve performance issues. Will share learnings. - Christopher highlighted recent outages impacting customers. An infrastructure development board has been set up to prioritize related issues. PM awareness needed on performance impact of new features. - Karina submitted an MR to the product handbook on dual-track agile to improve on-time delivery. An experiment is running in Release. Oversized issues need more upfront discovery. - Josh renamed "promise" label to "planning priority" to flag issues with conditional dependencies. Should only be applied by responsible PM. Action Items: - Create issue to evaluate 1-2-1-2 kickoff format alternatives (Kenny) - Share learnings from product discovery sprint (James) - Provide input on dual-track agile handbook update (all) Next meeting: Tuesday, August 6, 2019
@nutthaponrathie7145Ай бұрын
Hocam sizin numaranızı verirseniz sizinle benim yaptığım hipnoo terapi sifa calışmam icin goruşlerinizi almak isterim mumkunmudur
@lutfiye.oymak.11 ай бұрын
Villair. Barrett 😅
@alfancenabarrett92069 ай бұрын
Mom 2:54
@alfancenabarrett9206Ай бұрын
I was trying to avoid talking to my landlord, so I left this playing loudly and was like, "Sorry in a meeting."
I'd like to thank the product team for helping me look like I'm involved in a conference call while I bliss out to Reggae at my desk.
😅😅😅
My family thinks if I’m not in a call it’s cool for them to barge in or yell for me. So I just play this loudly during needed focus time. Never delete this.
Lol, same 😂
Yo, tell me why this is why I'm here also.
Lmao
download it
That’s why I am here also 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you for this, production team! My Mother in Law thinks I'm working as she visits.
same here
@@sakshibahuguna1672 Same
I'm hollering
when you get so into the meeting you start listening to it and have a great idea but you realize you cannot contribute since this is on youtube.
I love this video. Pretending I’m in a meeting while avoiding another one! 😊
I love these call videos, my family never lets me work cause they think that if I'm not in a call I'm not working. So I just play this out loud in my laptop and I can finally work!!!!
i throw in my earbuds and hit mute on the screen. people dont even try to talk to me
MAKE SURE ITS TUESDAY when you play this out loud. At the end he says, “Have a great Tuesday”. I’m lucky today was actually Tuesday 😂
This video helps me sleep. Thank you guys. You're my white noise. ❤
I lucked out SO much cause I play these videos so my roommate leaves me alone and today just so happened to be a Tuesday so when y'all said "have a good rest of your Tuesday" at the end I was like WHEW
Great call out. I'm going to have to "hang up before everyone else does".
Literally me rn for the same reason on a Tuesday LOL
Oh my gosh today's a Tuesday for me too lmao
Having this open a few times now, to facade my productivity. I am part of this product team now, Not sure what we are producing, but let's do it!
Everytime I play this from my WFH office, my dad leaves the house!! Thank you LOL Working from home is hard work. Shoutout to all my homies ^.^ literally...
😂😂
Thank you for giving me 30 minutes of relief from my kids!
Guy on top ate about 500 peanuts during the whole meeting!! lol
The more I watch this video, the more I want to get involved in their project
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same
The zoom boxes from this video are ingrained on my screen, thats how much I am obsessed with this meeting. Thank you
Thank you team .... I jus lost my job but didn't tell my family . I will use it till I find new job
Lol same here.
Did you get a new job? Spill the tea.
See you at McDonald's
@@Omen465 Making fun of someone who lost their job. Class, real class. What a loser.
Same here
lmbooooo this is the world we are apart of now. I use this as a bluffer too. just to give others confirmation "I'm busy, doing important things". so .....
I am now a subscriber! Thank you to the product team!
Thank you for this!!! LOL I also just want to be left alone in my room while "working online."
Thanks just had a week straight of meetings! In reality I’ve been listening to podcasts and watching Hulu. 👍🏽
Thanks guys! use this all the time 5 stars... Also... good catch kenny!
Thank you Product Team for helping me dodge a coworker that keeps asking me to Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie concerts. I'm too busy discussing Dogfooding to fight off his advances.
20min into I freaked out for a sec thinking all this time I'm on a zoom call without my shirt on!
So I am a very passive person and as a supervisor my team AND MANAGER thinks I have all the time in the world to do all the things. I love having this in the background so I can actually get work done! You guys rock and it's so realistic! LOL The best!
Its always dificult work at home, with this video just played and no one botherme please never deleteeed!!!
I am also here because of a spouse that doesn't understand home and work boundaries
Yep same here. Its sad that I have to resort to having this play in the background... but If I dont I have a spouse that only thinks of herself and thinks its ok to barge into my office to tell me about what she wants to order on Amazon (of course I have to pay for it).
Facadan gözlemci olarak katildığım icin cok mutlu olmuştum teşkur ederim burda yine bir arada olmak şahane oldu benim."
We all are here for same rason . Love these comments 🤣
Just thank you, thank you, thank you!!!! Also, it sounds like 90% of the meetings that I'm actually in!!!!! lol
Thank you! This video helps everyone believe I am doing something productive which is false because why in god's name would I do that?
This was very helpful!
Ögrencileriniz cok şanslı
someday... i dont know when or how.... but ill be working in a product team like this... amèn
good luck! you can do it!!
love this thanks!
Thanks! Now my landlord leave me alone all morning and while cooking!
my landlord is why I came here, too
hahahahahaha!! I just randomly to type "pretend meeting audio" . And here it is LOL
Had this on the background to keep fam away from my home office. At one point I almost raised my hand to ask a question during the meeting 🤭
My 2 year old loves it!
lol my girlfriend thinks I have a job! Thanks!
😂😂
She deserves better
@@KlearChristal Umm and why is that? Because she is simply a female? Why do people think they 'deserve' something. Here's a secret for you... You're not special.. you do NOT deserve anything. Grow up.
Ahhhh I love how these people use essentially the same acronyms as my company, which is in an entirely different industry.
Hiding in my parents' attic. It helps there's a Daniel shout-out at the start of the call
Are they saying dog fooding??
Using this so my landlord doesn’t come in the room where I’m hiding my cat lmaooo.
That is pure gold hahaha
HAHAHAHA that’s exactly what I’m doing right now! Inspections time!
avoiding a door to door salesman I dont want to talk to so I'm playing this at full volume
I just applied to this company, I feel that my strong background working in groups could expedite some of the solutions that were needed during this meeting. JK!!! Have a good day! Cheers!
This was really helpful thanku😊
iyi yayınlar hicam iyi dersler
thhhhhnnnkkkk youu!!
Tum eğitimciler siz ornek alsa ne iyi olur ❤
Love the Honk at 11:30
🤣🤣🤣
Even though I came here for background noise, what is hilarious is that my agency hired a software company to help us build some simple software to track clients and appointments for mental health counseling. We had to sit on these teams with like 8 software techs that were talking this foreign language and saying things like "Scrum" and "dev ops" and "sprint" and none of us knew what was going on! I just realized this is not fake but this is totally 100% these peoples jobs!
So is this basically a "full stack" product dev team?
My Parole Officer now thinks I have a job! Thanks!
I literally spit coffee on my keyboard when i read this. Maybe it hit a little too close to home...? Hilarious!!
I listened to this as white noise to a nap.
😂😂😂 Nice idea
Thank you guys, you are the heroes of our time!!!
This is the last generation of having an innocent parents
V y tugging is the best
I just do like a umhum each 5 min, so it seems I´m totally engaged
I wonder how many people in this meeting are just "ribbon cutters" lol
830 pm
If they say “synchronize “ one more time… I’m going to unmute and say something! LOL
Dogfooding bro!!
east.
cute brunette w accent is basically eating lunch behind her hands
I dance
20 people on a call x 42 mins = totalling 14 hours for one meeting lol madnes utilisation
How much time do you think the process of including 20 people on an email (where all need to be involved in the discussion) takes??
@@nickp3836 honestly trying to get 3 people is hard enough let alone all of them, but hey I thank you for making the video regardless :)
No Indians in this call. How
Why
I work from home. When I play this audio, my kids think I'm in a meeting, and they actually leave me alone.
Why not?
Slm
have not
Pretty sure this company has collapsed by now. If not I’ll not shave and scratch my neck during any call. I can Manage that.
Meeting Minutes - Product Team Meeting - 2019-07-09 Attendees: Scott, Daniel, Virginia, Fabia, Jessica, Carina, Kenny, James, Christopher, Josh, Luca, Kareem (partial list) Reminders: 1. Upcoming book club on "Inspired" on August 7th. The book will be added to new hire onboarding doc. 2. Interview spreadsheet with customer contacts has been populated by Sales team. PMs to follow up promptly. 3. Engagement survey to be run monthly in Q3. Some team members did not receive the survey email - Jessica to resend. 4. Goal of at least 3 customer interviews per PM. Update the OKR issue if not done already. 3 weeks left in Q2 to hit the goal. 5. Category maturity page - review forecasts and update if needed. Charts make it easier to assess achievability. Team Updates: - Hired Gabe Weaver as 3rd Manage PM and Dov Hershkovitz for API monitoring - B2B worked with Christy and David to change language around customer results in the handbook 1-2-1-2 Kickoff Feedback: - Screenshots helped, but many issues did not have them yet as UX/frontend work is pending - Top track was more problem-focused, which is good. Some could improve further. - Ran over time due to number of speakers. Suggestions: group related items, be concise and use recorded video for technical deep dives. - Over 500k-1M views on KZhead. Consider revamping format before next kickoff to accommodate growing team. Create issue to evaluate alternatives. Other Topics: - James shared plans for a product discovery sprint in the Source Code group to solve performance issues. Will share learnings. - Christopher highlighted recent outages impacting customers. An infrastructure development board has been set up to prioritize related issues. PM awareness needed on performance impact of new features. - Karina submitted an MR to the product handbook on dual-track agile to improve on-time delivery. An experiment is running in Release. Oversized issues need more upfront discovery. - Josh renamed "promise" label to "planning priority" to flag issues with conditional dependencies. Should only be applied by responsible PM. Action Items: - Create issue to evaluate 1-2-1-2 kickoff format alternatives (Kenny) - Share learnings from product discovery sprint (James) - Provide input on dual-track agile handbook update (all) Next meeting: Tuesday, August 6, 2019
Hocam sizin numaranızı verirseniz sizinle benim yaptığım hipnoo terapi sifa calışmam icin goruşlerinizi almak isterim mumkunmudur
Villair. Barrett 😅
Mom 2:54
I was trying to avoid talking to my landlord, so I left this playing loudly and was like, "Sorry in a meeting."