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Donald's Sad New Nickname, Former Inmates Prepare Trump for Prison & Guillermo Marries Charlize

Jimmy Kimmel Live
2024 ж. 11 Нау.
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Jimmy’s billboard for the Oscars has already been replaced with a Dune: Part Two poster, Charlize Theron posted on her Instagram announcing she got married to Guillermo, Lawrence Jones from FOX went out in New Orleans to get the scoop on spring break, Biden and Trump both traveled to Georgia this weekend asking for votes, Trump took to Truth Social to give himself a sad new nickname, an employee at Mar-a-Lago has been cooperating with the special counsel in the classified documents case, and Jimmy sits down with a group of non-violent former inmates to ask what Trump can expect behind bars.
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Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” is well known for its huge viral video successes, with over 15 billion views and more than 18 million subscribers on the show’s KZhead channel. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy KZhead Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”

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  • Aww. It was so cute how happy Guillermo got about the Charlize Theron post. 😍🤣

    @S.Shea2432@S.Shea24322 ай бұрын

    • Guillermo is so loved by everyone the man in a saint of class

      @markhoffmann2944@markhoffmann29442 ай бұрын

    • Charlize just zoomed into my top 5 humans

      @poorthing@poorthing2 ай бұрын

    • She's made some great movies, she's a pretty special human being!❤❤😂🎉

      @lindadeal3344@lindadeal33442 ай бұрын

  • Would you trust a car salesman or a politician with the name “Honest Don”? NO.

    @SpaceForceCommander@SpaceForceCommander2 ай бұрын

    • I wouldn't trust a massage therapist named "Honest Don".

      @TampaDave@TampaDave2 ай бұрын

    • You stole my thoughts on this. It's a self parody that he is oblivious to. What was he thinking? Oh wait, never mind.

      @MrBugdocky@MrBugdocky2 ай бұрын

    • "Dishonest Don" for sure.

      @blindinglight8604@blindinglight86042 ай бұрын

    • Come on down to crazy Dave’s for your car needs Tell em Honest Don sent ya!

      @candaceewell9582@candaceewell95822 ай бұрын

    • Trump would be selling used cars if wasn't for his having a wealthy father.

      @stratostatic@stratostatic2 ай бұрын

  • We all love you, Jimmy. It helps all of us feel a bit more "normal," whatever that means. You are a blessing to late night.

    @gypsydee9@gypsydee92 ай бұрын

    • Joking about SA in prison is NOT normal

      @heathernikki5734@heathernikki57342 ай бұрын

  • The former inmates should be writers on Kimmel's staff. That was one of the funniest segments I've seen on late night tv ever, and I've been watching since Carson.

    @jjknight6146@jjknight61462 ай бұрын

    • I know right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 for me it was cathartic 🎉🎉🎉🎉

      @denisehumphrey2467@denisehumphrey24672 ай бұрын

  • I love that he gets under Trumps orange skin. But We gotta vote to get rid of this criminal conman once and for all.

    @TheStudio_70@TheStudio_702 ай бұрын

    • The justice is so slow that he could come back for the third time.

      @3anaurv2@3anaurv22 ай бұрын

    • Just giving him a taste of his own medicine.

      @kathrynfrank4291@kathrynfrank42912 ай бұрын

    • Trump gets under his lmfao People like jimmy and the view say his name on the daily like a ritual trump lives rent free in their heads and he only thinks about them probably once a month lmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @PeteTellsItHoweItIs@PeteTellsItHoweItIs2 ай бұрын

    • I say we have to do more than vote. I volunteered for Biden. He wasn’t my first choice but he’s done a lot better than I expected. So I will volunteer again. I have never found a single MAGA person who ever volunteered for him, so sometimes I say it’s their fault he lost. Now I think we need to get teenagers and maybe older children involved in campaigning because the affects their future so much. Plus it would be so cute to get a call from an older child or teenager. All I did in 2020 was call people every weekend. I had one angry black woman that said no. Before we hung up she was laughing and promised to vote for him. Many people said they were voting more against trump than Biden. But now that I’ve seen what all he’s accomplished I’m all in for 2024. He knows what he’s doing. As it works out, his experience really paid off. So let’s go dark Brandon and vote for Biden

      @kellykerr5225@kellykerr52252 ай бұрын

    • @@PeteTellsItHoweItIsHave you ever noticed that it's show, and comedy? When the show is over, Trump is out of their heads and they have better things to think about and be with their family!

      @JacquelineLeubin@JacquelineLeubin2 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy never lets up on Don-the-Con and I absolutely love it.

    @dameoftruth4022@dameoftruth40222 ай бұрын

    • Sad that dTrump lives there for free.

      @flyoverstateresident2890@flyoverstateresident28902 ай бұрын

    • He did it to balance out Trump comments about Biden's economy. ("well.. hey look! He's a criminal!) Never mind most if not all of the charges are clearly political, and speaking about conmen.. Biden might be a good one. (You don't even have to get to the specific details, just check his net worth and homes, and then his supposed salary)

      @FreedomVoice365@FreedomVoice3652 ай бұрын

    • ​@flyoverstateresident2890 what's sad is that you cult-45ers think that a comedian regularly mocking your fearful leader and his minions is somehow a win

      @shadetreebrews@shadetreebrews2 ай бұрын

    • Keeps me sane, being able to laugh at our country's foolish perenial candidate.

      @annakingry9157@annakingry91572 ай бұрын

    • @@flyoverstateresident2890 only place DJ6T lives for free is in the minds of you cult-45ers once you've tapped out your checking accounts to pay Alina

      @shadetreebrews@shadetreebrews2 ай бұрын

  • 'Dishonest Don' is better alliteration and perhaps more accurate.

    @halhovland2863@halhovland28632 ай бұрын

    • Don't you mean definitely more accurate?

      @donnasparks2790@donnasparks27902 ай бұрын

    • @@donnasparks2790 I did not want to be directly rude about an ex-President of the USA. Might get the UK invaded in the future even though we are up to date with our NATO commitment.

      @halhovland2863@halhovland28632 ай бұрын

    • Mayby more accurate, but less sarcastic.

      @nicolaasstempels8207@nicolaasstempels8207Ай бұрын

  • The interview with the former inmates was very funny. They were all very good sports, rolling with whatever Jimmy threw at them. ❤

    @bobbiemanning2181@bobbiemanning21812 ай бұрын

  • The segment with former inmates was brilliant.

    @guypaul@guypaul2 ай бұрын

    • You're not a real account. You're a bot.

      @DavidASymons@DavidASymons2 ай бұрын

  • I hope Trump was watching! 😂😂😂

    @m26565@m265652 ай бұрын

  • I loved the role play in the 'yard' with the Trump doll. It made me happy.

    @RedRoadWoman7@RedRoadWoman72 ай бұрын

  • That Convict Don doll looked just like “Honest Don”! 😂

    @celiamaness8856@celiamaness88562 ай бұрын

  • The ex cons were hilarious! I want to see more of those guys! Jimmy this was hysterical!

    @sallystanford7243@sallystanford72432 ай бұрын

    • I remember at least one of them from one of those "rank themselves according to" videos on jail time, seems that they are in general making some social media content as ex-inmates. Never guessed Jimmy will invite them though 😂

      @katarzynazdrojewska4233@katarzynazdrojewska42332 ай бұрын

    • According to these guys you smuggle phones in in the hoo ha well I bet he will get a phone booth smuggled in

      @stephenswistchew7720@stephenswistchew77202 ай бұрын

  • He killed the border deal

    @2headedcow5252@2headedcow52522 ай бұрын

    • He's waiting to get back in to have his Congressional lackeys bring it up, then get it passed so he can thump his chest and take the credit.

      @diannelavoie5385@diannelavoie53852 ай бұрын

    • I hope that “He killed Roe v Wade” joke got that dude a guest chair in Jimmy’s writers room.

      @Yotrek@Yotrek2 ай бұрын

    • @@Yotrek Awesome! 😆

      @jeffreym.8957@jeffreym.89572 ай бұрын

    • @@Yotrek “ He killed Roe v Wade!” Wasn’t that the BEST comment ever?! I almost said “joke”, but it is too true to call it a joke.

      @NJones-lb1ln@NJones-lb1ln2 ай бұрын

    • Wait til you see what we voters do to him on November 5 2024😏

      @MsIndieRay@MsIndieRay2 ай бұрын

  • That "killing Roe v. Wade" joke by Donte was really good!

    @jensraab2902@jensraab29022 ай бұрын

    • Next level 😂

      @Zzzzzzzz_jesssssss__@Zzzzzzzz_jesssssss__2 ай бұрын

    • They were all good but he was really funny.

      @thethirdman225@thethirdman2252 ай бұрын

    • he should do comedy

      @kmbc66@kmbc66Ай бұрын

  • The reenactment was PRICELESS!

    @ssc4153@ssc41532 ай бұрын

    • Trump was watching, and taking notes 😂

      @TrickOrRetreat@TrickOrRetreat2 ай бұрын

  • And that Roly Poly has the audacity to make fun of the way other people look, really? 😂😂😂

    @patbrown53@patbrown532 ай бұрын

    • It’s shocking to see his girth. He should never ever take that jacket off.

      @Dbb27@Dbb272 ай бұрын

    • The man is obviously not all there. People should be very afraid of him. 😢

      @SelengiaMlawi@SelengiaMlawi2 ай бұрын

    • Or the way they speak, or if they are handicapped.

      @gaypatterson4446@gaypatterson44462 ай бұрын

    • Sharon Osbourne said that when she was on the apprentice she noticed that he literally would not talk to anyone he didn’t find attractive, he would just dismiss them and yet he looks like a tangoed blimp. 🤢🤮

      @sandyphelps8684@sandyphelps86842 ай бұрын

    • RIGHT?!

      @julierogers1155@julierogers11552 ай бұрын

  • The guys line about Trump killing roe should earn him a spot as a writer that was great

    @DeepThought420@DeepThought4202 ай бұрын

    • IKR.

      @dee_dee_place@dee_dee_place2 ай бұрын

    • Hope Jimmy pays canteen money for the guys! 💳

      @annebiggins7180@annebiggins71802 ай бұрын

    • @@annebiggins7180 They are not in prison anymore Lol.

      @ray24051@ray240512 ай бұрын

    • Why do people forget this was a double killing? It was both Roe AND Wade.

      @Demun1649@Demun16492 ай бұрын

    • 100%

      @JaymaniGorman@JaymaniGorman2 ай бұрын

  • The prison role play scene was freakin hilarious 😭😭😭😭

    @laurensettles4789@laurensettles47892 ай бұрын

    • Yes. I wanted more of it!🤣

      @brianbarrett192@brianbarrett1922 ай бұрын

    • @@brianbarrett192 me too 😂😂😂

      @laurensettles4789@laurensettles47892 ай бұрын

    • "Yeah, but I can't get back up,"

      @kittyonmydesk5532@kittyonmydesk5532Ай бұрын

  • the prison reenactment was the best.

    @alysland4340@alysland43402 ай бұрын

  • I’m 72 years old and petrified that Trump might get back into the White House. He should not be allowed to even DRIVE PAST the White House.

    @charlenemack7040@charlenemack70402 ай бұрын

    • Shouldn't be allowed to drive. Does he even have a license?

      @vikitheviki@vikitheviki2 ай бұрын

    • He shouldn't be allowed in D. C. or NYC. FL can have him.

      @dee_dee_place@dee_dee_place2 ай бұрын

    • If you are that old you know Johnson Obama and carter were 100 times worse

      @silentmajority8365@silentmajority83652 ай бұрын

    • @@silentmajority8365Yeah, if you're an freaking Orc. =P

      @beansnrice321@beansnrice3212 ай бұрын

    • @@silentmajority8365 what did they do that was worse? Explain without using any buzzwords.

      @LincolnDWard@LincolnDWard2 ай бұрын

  • It would be nice to get that bill board and put it up near Mar-a- largo. That would put Trump over the edge

    @stevenl34@stevenl342 ай бұрын

    • @stevenl34 Maybe also get one of the picture's of Trump Snorting a Line with a $ 100.00 Bill show he has money still, Yeah that would look Great on a BIG Bill-Board Outside Mar-a-Largo also A bigger one on Trump Tower !!

      @gerryb6423@gerryb64232 ай бұрын

    • ​@@gerryb6423think you're mixing up Trump with hunter Biden.

      @controversialopinion1262@controversialopinion12622 ай бұрын

    • Yeah Jimmy, buy a spot on a Billboard as close as you can to Maralago! That would be hilarious and make T-rump go crazier than he already is! Lol

      @KOrnhOliO1@KOrnhOliO12 ай бұрын

    • ​@@gerryb6423 Cult member !

      @jeffc2630@jeffc26302 ай бұрын

    • Yes Jimmy, get a billboard with you on it next to Mar-a-Lago

      @fionawilson6958@fionawilson69582 ай бұрын

  • “Someone’s gonna claim him.” 😂 These guys are a treasure.

    @SN-sz7kw@SN-sz7kw2 ай бұрын

    • Best role playing EVER!!!!😂

      @ashamed1225@ashamed12252 ай бұрын

    • 100%.. Trump already has his Orange-Mafia, too bad they don't call the shots in the Prison-System.😂

      @juri_xiii9977@juri_xiii99772 ай бұрын

    • @@juri_xiii9977 Your prison family is having you over for Easter. Hope you get to stay a long time.

      @Robert-rw7di@Robert-rw7di2 ай бұрын

    • Honest Don, he is kidding right.

      @pamelamartyn5460@pamelamartyn54602 ай бұрын

    • Trump will still have secret service protection

      @TrickOrRetreat@TrickOrRetreat2 ай бұрын

  • JK is actually the best. Edgy, incisive political satire. In your face but with a human touch. Thank you and more power to your pen.

    @handyandy6488@handyandy64882 ай бұрын

    • Amen!!

      @JeanGillespie-fp7rs@JeanGillespie-fp7rs2 ай бұрын

    • I would love to see Jimmy dedicate one interview section of his show to having all of his writers come up on stage. Jimmy is the master presenter, but his writers come up with his material.

      @davidkalin2220@davidkalin22202 ай бұрын

  • Talking to these former inmates and doing that reenactment was priceless!!

    @marcusrobertshub@marcusrobertshub2 ай бұрын

    • Agreed! Best thing I have heard all week regarding trump!

      @amyv8416@amyv84162 ай бұрын

    • I laughed way too hard 😂😂😂

      @mirandasapphire8203@mirandasapphire82032 ай бұрын

    • Agreed!

      @KOrnhOliO1@KOrnhOliO12 ай бұрын

  • Conald is the nickname that fits

    @tomlatenite8348@tomlatenite83482 ай бұрын

    • Another good one

      @juliabelcher3773@juliabelcher37732 ай бұрын

  • Kimmel’s shows are going from the best to even the best best!! Love the idea having inmates in the show and their input. “Don killed Roe v Wade”, what a line!!!

    @monikathomas9306@monikathomas93062 ай бұрын

  • Cops: "The rats ate my evidence!"

    @havable@havable2 ай бұрын

  • That interview and prison role-playing - All I can say is Jimmy's got a hell of an imagination. I'm sure Trump must be purple by now

    @geneappeal@geneappeal2 ай бұрын

    • Kimmel has great writers as well.

      @nancyingram966@nancyingram9662 ай бұрын

    • What color does purple and orange create?? Hahahaha!!!

      @willow2333@willow23332 ай бұрын

    • @@willow2333brown in more ways than one.

      @karenbennett3662@karenbennett36622 ай бұрын

    • He was up late angry on his online diary so you're right 😂

      @GenghisWanghis@GenghisWanghis2 ай бұрын

    • Jimmy has so much material to work with, with Donnie😂. But that prison one was inspiring! Lmao.

      @furball8967@furball89672 ай бұрын

  • If Martha Stewart had to do prison time trump should too.

    @darlenemartinez9353@darlenemartinez93532 ай бұрын

    • GW Bush did the same crime but somehow was able to avoid inquiry.🫤

      @intomnia3313@intomnia33132 ай бұрын

    • Ain’t that the truth!

      @Aquamarine325@Aquamarine3252 ай бұрын

    • @@intomnia3313 Bush did not do the crimes trump did.

      @darlenemartinez9353@darlenemartinez93532 ай бұрын

    • GW Bush also started a war without the weapons of mass destruction ever existing, killing a lot of civilians and american soldiers. Devastating so many families

      @h.neubert8770@h.neubert87702 ай бұрын

    • Damn straight. She fessed up, didn't whine and cry, she did her time like a boss. Got out and went back to doing her thing like she'd never left. tRumpty is _nothing_ like her.

      @deletethis6902@deletethis69022 ай бұрын

  • I love that Jimmy got four former inmates to play house with dolls. And they freakin loved it!

    @domilontano@domilontano2 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy… you rocked at the Oscars!!!!! “Isn’t it past your jail time”? Comment of the year… Priceless!!

    @melaniecarroll2538@melaniecarroll25382 ай бұрын

  • "Man boob Mussolini" 😂 Why I love Jimmy (and his writers) 🙏

    @CR-eo2ts@CR-eo2ts2 ай бұрын

    • Jimmy is the guy that everyone would want for the guy next door..... except Frump and Matt Damon that is.

      @nancyingram966@nancyingram9662 ай бұрын

    • You know Mussolini's name was Benito, so there's nothing smart nor funny about it. Just an insult, not a joke. The fact you find this funny is problematic.

      @FreedomVoice365@FreedomVoice3652 ай бұрын

    • ​@@FreedomVoice365WTF did that come from? You are insulted he insulted Mussolini? It certainly shows which kind of "freedom" you espouse. (Sorry if you had to look up 'espouse'... OK, not really.) Or are you saying thay he insulted Mussolini by connecting him with Trump? In that case, ouch.

      @claireingles-sj6xz@claireingles-sj6xz2 ай бұрын

    • @@claireingles-sj6xz No. He called a former U.S president the name of a Murderous dictator. Which I would've understood if it was a joke with some thought and humor behind.

      @FreedomVoice365@FreedomVoice3652 ай бұрын

  • How insane is that Trump Opera singer? She's like the Katie Britt of opera. Rubber Room time!

    @Greg-io1ip@Greg-io1ip2 ай бұрын

    • They never showed her from the front. Are you sure it was a woman and are you sure she was singing?

      @JaneBennett-dj1kv@JaneBennett-dj1kv2 ай бұрын

    • Was thinking the same thing.

      @Commenting-answering@Commenting-answering2 ай бұрын

    • What I want to know is, why can’t Republicans ever hold a tune? That was all over the place.

      @utezahn3174@utezahn31742 ай бұрын

    • Nothing shows up for phantom of the Opera + him, maybe this was just made up by Kimmel

      @bombarded15@bombarded152 ай бұрын

    • ​@@bombarded15 No. It was posted to Twitter.

      @TheHuxleyAgnostic@TheHuxleyAgnostic2 ай бұрын

  • I want a full series with these guys - Roby, Justin, Carlos, Dante, and Kimmel 😂 Who knew 5 strangers could come together and create something so brilliant, esp. knowing this can’t all be scripted!!

    @clmartin1120@clmartin11202 ай бұрын

  • After seeing that prison bit, I’ve decided never to even park illegally. 🤣

    @Danin4985@Danin49852 ай бұрын

  • Love the Trump jail talk with the former inmates! Freaking hysterical😂

    @stevewhite8543@stevewhite85432 ай бұрын

  • Loved the "Not Ready For Jail-Time Players". Jimmy needs to bring them back in future segments. ;1

    @Lupin788@Lupin7882 ай бұрын

  • omg the roleplay with action figures was hilarious

    @hc5629@hc56292 ай бұрын

  • These guys are so funny and articulate and up to date, I am impressed. Good on them!! I wish them all the success they hope for and good lives from now on! 😅😊❤

    @user-ds2cg1cg1m@user-ds2cg1cg1m2 ай бұрын

  • The perfect jail skit made for Don Con. Great job Jimmy!

    @tonymoreno5724@tonymoreno57242 ай бұрын

  • Wow. The prisoners appear more informed than Republicons.

    @refererererer@refererererer2 ай бұрын

    • Well that’s not hard to do! But yes they were on top of things!

      @deborahferguson1163@deborahferguson11632 ай бұрын

    • It is telling that R's are less well-informed than people who have been locked away from the world.

      @TampaDave@TampaDave2 ай бұрын

    • Ex

      @AmericanHorse-sg9oc@AmericanHorse-sg9oc2 ай бұрын

    • Their both criminals

      @aliceroberts1980@aliceroberts19802 ай бұрын

    • @@aliceroberts1980*They're Your grammar is criminal 😅

      @lifesbutastumble@lifesbutastumble2 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy is the kind of person to talk about "Stochastic terrorism" and then do a skit like this.

    @am3mptoskatharos105@am3mptoskatharos1052 ай бұрын

  • How effing dare that lady desecrate Phantom of the Opera like that 😩

    @JT-lp9ng@JT-lp9ng2 ай бұрын

  • I didn't think it was possible to say "honest" and Donald Trump in the same sentence without hell freezing over...

    @ajayarya8591@ajayarya85912 ай бұрын

    • Donald Trump is the least honest president in history

      @randy5606@randy56062 ай бұрын

    • Or hysterical laughter 🤷‍♀️

      @FieryAries6266@FieryAries62662 ай бұрын

    • But yet you support the worst president in u.s history.

      @user-vo1em8fu5u@user-vo1em8fu5u2 ай бұрын

    • That's easy. Donald Trump is not an honest person. See? lolol

      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804@michaelj.beglinjr.28042 ай бұрын

    • Sure it is, you've just got to use a comma correctly. "To be honest, Donald Trump is a cretin"

      @dyent@dyent2 ай бұрын

  • It's ridiculously easy to mock Donnie and the GOP... I love doing it... But the important thing is to keep them out of power. Vote Blue 💙

    @Opus313@Opus3132 ай бұрын

    • They make it easy because they do terrible things. Making sure they don’t have power is even better

      @tylerhackner9731@tylerhackner97312 ай бұрын

    • And fun

      @killawofe@killawofe2 ай бұрын

    • 220 lbs Right???

      @evamclaughlin1585@evamclaughlin15852 ай бұрын

    • trump 4ever 🤣🤣

      @tuyenle8107@tuyenle81072 ай бұрын

    • T rump’s ex attorney Ty Cobb said earlier today he believes, TFG will definitely spend time in prison for the documents case, and J6 case if he’s not re-elected! Don’t get complacent people! Vote BLUE 💙🇺🇸✊🏽

      @itspersonal3351@itspersonal33512 ай бұрын

  • The skit is going to go down in KZhead history as required viewing.

    @carolynblakeney966@carolynblakeney9662 ай бұрын

    • This skit just may put don the con next to his spawn’s mommy on the weed covered 18th hole of his crap golf course aka cemetery

      @mariepanimdim4303@mariepanimdim43032 ай бұрын

    • BEAUTIFUL. F UCKIN. BEAUTIFÙL

      @funkman0811@funkman08112 ай бұрын

    • By whom you? This is the lowest rated show on cable network!

      @claudiocorleone7856@claudiocorleone78562 ай бұрын

  • If the Supreme Court rules he is immuned to prosecution..There should be massive Protesting!!!

    @cynthiatamasi5575@cynthiatamasi55752 ай бұрын

  • "He killed Roe vs Wade..." That was savage

    @doctorbeanis@doctorbeanis2 ай бұрын

    • But true...

      @rinzaghi2057@rinzaghi20572 ай бұрын

    • That was a literal LOL!

      @rhaegarrubey4488@rhaegarrubey44882 ай бұрын

    • But who killed Moe Zart?

      @scottramsay7439@scottramsay74392 ай бұрын

    • ❤

      @HumanABC@HumanABC2 ай бұрын

    • 🙈🙈👏 yes loved it xD

      @Fanney47@Fanney472 ай бұрын

  • My dad told me when I was a child that anyone who names themselves honest, isn't.

    @Sandra.Sandy.Robinson@Sandra.Sandy.Robinson2 ай бұрын

    • Like countries that name themselves "People's Republic" or "Democratic Republic" are never what it says on the label. Also "Buffalo Wings".

      @oakfat5178@oakfat51782 ай бұрын

    • @@oakfat5178 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

      @Sandra.Sandy.Robinson@Sandra.Sandy.Robinson2 ай бұрын

    • Or USA number one!

      @FadingVitals@FadingVitals2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@FadingVitalsProve we aren't number 1....

      @justiniswebb9@justiniswebb92 ай бұрын

    • Same with people who calls themselves a ‘genius’.

      @Mplsgurl@Mplsgurl2 ай бұрын

  • The Mar-a-lago activities are very dystopian. ( 'Just plain weird.)

    @amycoffin826@amycoffin8262 ай бұрын

  • That role play bit was hilarious too classic

    @josephgrubb1105@josephgrubb11052 ай бұрын

  • That jail thing is going to drive Trump crazy.

    @dollarroll2000@dollarroll20002 ай бұрын

    • I was thinking the same thing. I can't wait to hear Jimmy talk about what DJT tweeted regarding the jail segment. That should be hysterical!

      @dee_dee_place@dee_dee_place2 ай бұрын

    • Jimmy went hard on the jail joke. lmao!

      @Rico0333@Rico03332 ай бұрын

    • Would love be a fly on the wall at mar-a-lardo😂😂😂💙💙💙

      @ChristineBrown-ds7dt@ChristineBrown-ds7dt2 ай бұрын

    • I think once in he will be the god father of his domain. Plus selling orange dolls & shoes !

      @annebiggins7180@annebiggins71802 ай бұрын

    • @@ChristineBrown-ds7dt For sure wouldn't wanna be a ketchup bottle. ROFL

      @mikekvia320@mikekvia3202 ай бұрын

  • Dishonest Don

    @tylerhackner9731@tylerhackner97312 ай бұрын

    • Dodgy Don, Dirty Don, Dickshroom Don...He'd hate "Dummy Don" or "Dumpling Don" otoh I thought saying "My predecessor" deprived him of hearing his name spoken in public. "It's a certain kind of fool that likes to hear the sound of his own name" - Eagles

      @oakfat5178@oakfat51782 ай бұрын

    • Indeed the only form of honest that he is capable of being.

      @kingjamos2422@kingjamos24222 ай бұрын

    • Honest Con?

      @aandrus2169@aandrus21692 ай бұрын

    • Don the Con

      @naylas3908@naylas39082 ай бұрын

    • Donkey Don

      @antrimlariot2386@antrimlariot23862 ай бұрын

  • the inmates talking had oscar-status 🎉😂

    @Plus_Minus_Null@Plus_Minus_Null2 ай бұрын

  • For a new name for the former guy, I like “The Odor of Mendacity”instead of “honest Don.”

    @SS-ki6ie@SS-ki6ie2 ай бұрын

  • "Honest Don" 🤣 I thought only crooked car salesmen named themselves honest. 😂

    @arnoldbailey7550@arnoldbailey75502 ай бұрын

    • By George you've got it

      @Frenchblue8@Frenchblue82 ай бұрын

    • And crooked realtors. Which is what he is.

      @gerrybailey447@gerrybailey4472 ай бұрын

    • @@gerrybailey447 tha Bailey's have spoken 🍻

      @arnoldbailey7550@arnoldbailey75502 ай бұрын

    • Remember he calls himself a genius too ?

      @jeffc2630@jeffc26302 ай бұрын

    • And according to honest Don, only criminals plead the fifth....like he did over 400 times in one sitting

      @Surge1077@Surge10772 ай бұрын

  • Remember Dishonest John, now we have Dishonest Don😂

    @marilynjackson5752@marilynjackson57522 ай бұрын

  • That tune is from the "Phantom of the Opera". How very fitting...

    @bowint400@bowint4002 ай бұрын

  • The shenanigans of Jimmy never surprises me. This was great!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @skyebabymac7338@skyebabymac73382 ай бұрын

  • 3:22 “the rats eating our marijuana, they’re all high” I’m dead LMAO

    @thelettern@thelettern2 ай бұрын

    • 😅😂😅 . Did the department do some medical tests to determine if indeed the rats are high ? She said it with such confidence 👏

      @israelcm7246@israelcm72462 ай бұрын

    • @@israelcm7246 Yeah I believe that was Jimmy’s joke

      @thelettern@thelettern2 ай бұрын

    • yeah, google: rats who got into evidence room, ate pot and are high for full video.

      @theREALsum@theREALsum2 ай бұрын

    • That had me rolling! She just sounded so disgusted!!!😂😂😂😂😂

      @corneliusdinkmeyer2190@corneliusdinkmeyer21902 ай бұрын

    • 🤣💀 the rats are high!!! They picked the perfect person to give this news. LOVED IT!

      @alopez0946@alopez09462 ай бұрын

  • He killed Roe V Wade 😂🤣that line was hilarious.

    @user-bc4ur1sw2k@user-bc4ur1sw2k2 ай бұрын

  • You can see the sad defeated man behind the bluster, he knows the chickens are rounding the roost's corner. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. (Insert that that law and order clunking here) 😂

    @ramoslopezenterprizes5710@ramoslopezenterprizes57102 ай бұрын

  • Are we sure Bronzer & Cocaine aren’t the names of Katie Britt’s children? (Or Don Jr.’s children?)

    @SpaceForceCommander@SpaceForceCommander2 ай бұрын

    • …actually, DO we know what Jr’s kids names are? Not that we care in any way, but if anyone would name their kid “Cocaine”, it’s him.

      @deenormus1975@deenormus19752 ай бұрын

    • I have to wonder what that lady's employers thought of her performance.

      @Jared7873@Jared78732 ай бұрын

    • Sounds like Donnie Sr and Donnie Jr’s Secret Service code names

      @clothilde1623@clothilde16232 ай бұрын

    • @@deenormus1975I googled it and it looks like he has one daughter called Kai Madison Trump. I’ve also just learned that Eric Trump has a son called Eric, so there’s an Eric Trump Jr as well 😫 God help us all in 20 years!

      @clothilde1623@clothilde16232 ай бұрын

    • Just watched her response the other day and Holy Hell! It scares me that these people are in charge of anything. Also congrats Rubio,someone did it worse than you.

      @elibnem4126@elibnem41262 ай бұрын

  • Yeah. I’m guessing if you have to _give yourself_ the nickname “Honest,” you’re _not._

    @Rugelacharugula@Rugelacharugula2 ай бұрын

    • Honest Injun?

      @Jason-hg1pc@Jason-hg1pc2 ай бұрын

  • Bloody hell! That "opera singer" was all over the place; no two words in the same key 😂

    @AenesidemusOZ@AenesidemusOZ2 ай бұрын

  • That was so great Jimmy, loved the action figures 😂

    @joanpatterson6227@joanpatterson62272 ай бұрын

  • The conversation with the former inmates was fun

    @cleverusername9369@cleverusername93692 ай бұрын

  • Donald Duck is more coherent and easy to understand than Donald Trump

    @politepeppermint@politepeppermint2 ай бұрын

    • Loved it when Jimmy called him Donald Ducked the Draft!!!

      @nancyingram966@nancyingram9662 ай бұрын

  • Only Jimmy could bring us the greatest entertainment that makes my day ❤😊😂😂

    @eunicep.b166@eunicep.b1662 ай бұрын

  • Playing with dolls IS therapeutic! This was comedy gold-thanks to the former inmates for putting themselves out there for it!

    @kerryomalley3943@kerryomalley39432 ай бұрын

  • I've been calling him Dementia Diaper Donny of late.

    @prodemocracyseth@prodemocracyseth2 ай бұрын

    • Love this😂😂😂😂

      @rbcreations2@rbcreations22 ай бұрын

    • The Odious Orange Ogre.

      @antrimlariot2386@antrimlariot23862 ай бұрын

    • Tangerine Palpatine will always be my favorite. No alliteration, but it rhymes nicely.

      @neebs929@neebs9292 ай бұрын

    • I can't say what I call him. KZhead would slap my wrist.

      @veronicastewart1112@veronicastewart11122 ай бұрын

    • It works!

      @JeanGillespie-fp7rs@JeanGillespie-fp7rs2 ай бұрын

  • That inmate sketch was so funny! and trump action figure with the big belly! lmao!

    @user-rk2ln9eb6q@user-rk2ln9eb6q2 ай бұрын

  • The was an old cartoon show called "Beany & Cecil" which had a character called "Dishonest John" so I think "Dishonest Don" fits him better. Oh, & my dad retired as a federal corrections officer...he said if you go to prison, you want a federal one...the do eat very well.

    @anath7589@anath75892 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy needs to put out a collector's edition of Trump in orange prison-jumper action figures

    @markphillips7538@markphillips75382 ай бұрын

  • You just know Guillermo is an awesome person when the entire Hollywood especially Charlize Theron as his "wife" loves him so much. Please protect that man at all cost 😅🙌

    @BryanCostner@BryanCostner2 ай бұрын

    • And make sure he doesn’t become an alcoholic.

      @Commenting-answering@Commenting-answering2 ай бұрын

    • Well he is a happy Lil ucker and personable, always chuckling!!

      @lindadeal3344@lindadeal33442 ай бұрын

  • We Canadians support Biden 2024 - Go BLUE !!!!!

    @SassePhoto@SassePhoto2 ай бұрын

    • We Americans do too 💙

      @kateuhler7803@kateuhler78032 ай бұрын

    • So you are admitting to election interference from foreign entities to help biden win. 😅

      @jai-kk5uu@jai-kk5uu2 ай бұрын

    • Canuck in the house - Biden ALL the way!!

      @krnstc@krnstc2 ай бұрын

    • Not on my watch!

      @Conservadouche93@Conservadouche932 ай бұрын

    • trump 4ever 🤣🤣

      @tuyenle8107@tuyenle81072 ай бұрын

  • Love the X-inmates speaking their mind. That was SO funny!

    @NJones-lb1ln@NJones-lb1ln2 ай бұрын

  • "Why are you still up?! isnt it past your jail time?!" is a great line lol

    @TuxedoMaskMusic@TuxedoMaskMusic2 ай бұрын

  • The African American guy was hilarious.

    @Commenting-answering@Commenting-answering2 ай бұрын

    • You mean black?

      @Xebthebarbarian@Xebthebarbarian2 ай бұрын

    • *whispers* "black" @@Xebthebarbarian

      @km7668@km76682 ай бұрын

    • You mean the handsome American guy with brown skin?

      @velshock@velshock2 ай бұрын

    • @@velshock You may ID as you wish. We certainly agree on handsome. You say potato I say poTAto. 🥔

      @Commenting-answering@Commenting-answering2 ай бұрын

    • *Donte West* does have a *sharp wit* and his excellent sense of comedic delivery really did contribute immensely to the entertainment of this segment. [The men's names were all provided. No need to describe them by where they were incarcerated, by physical appearance, or by where they sat. They have names and they were presented visually and auditorily 8:29]

      @JiraffeJackalese@JiraffeJackalese2 ай бұрын

  • The prison action figure segment was way too funny.😂😂

    @indigowolf556@indigowolf5562 ай бұрын

  • The money on action figures was well spent in the production budget I guarantee 😂

    @r3dl0g1c@r3dl0g1c2 ай бұрын

  • 02:39 Donnie's yelling 'Me too!" at FOX News at that moment!

    @jimjacobs2817@jimjacobs28172 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy, & Matt Damon jokes NEVER get old. 🤣🤣

    @S.Shea2432@S.Shea24322 ай бұрын

    • I’ll take things that a deaf person would say for $1000 Ken.

      @CountryCarReviews@CountryCarReviews2 ай бұрын

    • ​​​​@@CountryCarReviews, Umm. So Sorry you have no sense of humor. Nice comment though. 🤣🤣

      @S.Shea2432@S.Shea24322 ай бұрын

    • They should have had Matt do the show and not Justin T. Matt getting chased off stage for trying to host. As yrs, they are classic. Sarah's song was classic.

      @tpl608@tpl6082 ай бұрын

    • @@tpl608, Yes, I definitely agree with you for sure.

      @S.Shea2432@S.Shea24322 ай бұрын

    • I like to think that Matt watches this show every night, and every time there's a reference to him he has a good chuckle, or even a good throaty laugh.

      @WombatMan64@WombatMan642 ай бұрын

  • Another great monologue! But I must add: the segment with Roby, Justin, Carlos, and Donte was excellent. Thank you guys for providing insight that was entertaining, yet a serious reminder of what life can be like on the inside. I'm happy y'all are on the outside and I wish you all the best in the years ahead. Be safe 🙏

    @mjc11a@mjc11a2 ай бұрын

    • Yes ! Good Luck to all of you !

      @sallyatkinson6489@sallyatkinson64892 ай бұрын

    • And should Trump go to jail, it will doubtless be a minimum security facility.

      @johndonovan5752@johndonovan57522 ай бұрын

  • I laughed so much again with the nicknames 😂😂😂

    @Valjao67@Valjao672 ай бұрын

  • They make you pull your pants to your ankles, bend over and caugh 3 times 😅😂. Plop goes the phone!

    @user-hi4vo1cn7r@user-hi4vo1cn7r2 ай бұрын

  • When life sucks, I can always count on Jimmy Kimmel to cheer me up😂

    @user-pt6tc5yw2q@user-pt6tc5yw2q2 ай бұрын

  • Thank you Jimmy Kimmel and friends for all the joy you bring me throughout the week🙌

    @aaroncoker8257@aaroncoker82572 ай бұрын

    • YES !

      @sallyatkinson6489@sallyatkinson64892 ай бұрын

  • Don the Con always struck me as really appropriate.

    @ellydavis2066@ellydavis20662 ай бұрын

  • Its a tie between Conald and Dishonest Don. What about Dishonest Conald?

    @juliabelcher3773@juliabelcher37732 ай бұрын

  • Honest Don? What a joke!!! Keep selling gold high top sneakers !!!😂😂😂😂😂

    @jfk2214@jfk22142 ай бұрын

  • There's nothing normal about trump

    @annashannon4528@annashannon45282 ай бұрын

    • ​@@karlfoster5129another schill indeed

      @Conservadouche93@Conservadouche932 ай бұрын

    • ​@@karlfoster5129Bore? Lol my god you cult beavers are so funny.

      @Joytous@Joytous2 ай бұрын

    • @@Conservadouche93 TRUMP 2024

      @silentmajority8365@silentmajority83652 ай бұрын

    • tRump for prison 2024 ! 😊

      @johnhutchinson2395@johnhutchinson23952 ай бұрын

    • @@silentmajority8365 Another 40.000 lies and you probably still wouldn't get it

      @Hirnlego999@Hirnlego9992 ай бұрын

  • Now THAT was funny! Honey I shrunk the orange guy!

    @janfilbeck6376@janfilbeck63762 ай бұрын

  • The prison reenactment .. hilarious

    @erichenry386@erichenry3862 ай бұрын

  • There’s so many nicknames to choose from that are already out there. My favorite was always Cheeto Von Tweeto.

    @NorthCarolinaMomma@NorthCarolinaMomma2 ай бұрын

    • My fave was Trumplethinskin 😂

      @clothilde1623@clothilde16232 ай бұрын

    • ​@@clothilde1623me too 😂😂😂

      @Barbara-qz3ug@Barbara-qz3ug2 ай бұрын

    • I like "Agent Orange".😂

      @CQ-369@CQ-3692 ай бұрын

    • "Twitler" is my favorite

      @anaperez5442@anaperez54422 ай бұрын

    • Twitler

      @jayjones2821@jayjones28212 ай бұрын

  • Here are few more names: Diaper Don. Deranged Don. La Orange Don. Conman Don. Grifter King Don. Love these guys role playing with diaper Don. So creative 😂

    @pq6328@pq63282 ай бұрын

    • All good!

      @juliabelcher3773@juliabelcher37732 ай бұрын

    • Stump, according to Stormi Daniels 😂

      @carolynadkins1887@carolynadkins18872 ай бұрын

    • @@carolynadkins1887That's a good one 😂

      @pq6328@pq63282 ай бұрын

  • Loved the prison segment! Bring them back for more interviews and sketches🥰

    @jchenning4820@jchenning48202 ай бұрын

  • The prison segment was hilarious!

    @MoiraWillenov@MoiraWillenov2 ай бұрын

  • The former inmates at the end was a genius bit. Who knew you could have the best meals of your life in prison?

    @saintsataniko2116@saintsataniko21162 ай бұрын

    • Some people purposely get arrested so they can have a place to stay & a meal. No Joke!

      @dee_dee_place@dee_dee_place2 ай бұрын

    • When you are starved of normalcy, any creative concept prison spread will taste like exotic garlic noodles & tiger prawns from Crustacean in Beverly Hills. You can smell the In N Out Onions & taste an animal style double double by imagination going to sleep at night. The brain is powerful & adaptive lllol

      @sunnyside9273@sunnyside92732 ай бұрын

    • trump can eat his carrots.. meh !.. Whats Up Donnie ?

      @JimTimber@JimTimber2 ай бұрын

    • The wte guy was definitely in some swanky prison after committing some money-related crime, for sure 😅

      @lifesbutastumble@lifesbutastumble2 ай бұрын

    • Imagine how bad his diet is that the best meals were cooked in prison 😮

      @DeKalbGal@DeKalbGal2 ай бұрын
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