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Don’t Tell Comedy produces weekly shows in 100+ cities across the US in unique locations for a one-of-a-kind comedy experience! The location is kept a secret until the day of the show and the performers are a secret until they hit the stage! Check out our website for upcoming live shows in your city! www.donttellcomedy.com
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Rufat Agayev is a Brooklyn based comedian and writer, he's the host of Scorpion Recrods Comedy, a weekly comedy show in a record store that was a Yugoslavian mob bar. He's featured in the book Alien Nation published by Harper Collins. Follow him on IG and KZhead @rufat_agayev
Instagram: / rufat_agayev
TikTok: / rufatcamp
KZhead: @rufat_agayev
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The Woodworking Series (vol. 2) is Don't Tell Comedy's 24th independent KZhead series that features stand-up comedy sets from the best of the next generation of stand up comedians.
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Rufat Agayev
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Evan Croker
Grip: Nathan Andrus-Highes
Cam Operators:
Amelia Asilis
Lauren Doyle
Stephen Ling
Brooke Mueller
Mike Phillips
Editor: Brian Levin
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Mark Davis
Sound Mixer: Brandon Loulias
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Paige DiFebbo
Scott Gabelein
Megan Hunter
Lindsay Kushner
Maggie Rosenberg
Photographer: Matt Misisco (IG: @mattmisiscostudios)
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Zeno Space (IG: @zeno.space) in Venice, CA
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  • Really grateful for the support, yes the audience that night were soulless, it’s LA but when I did it I knew you all would be the real audience

    @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

    • Love your intelligence that shines through!! Screw the crowd you had me cackling

      @treybaybay11@treybaybay116 ай бұрын

    • As a person from California, that crowd was wack and you are funny as fuck. I don't normally laugh out loud. But you had me literally lol'ing.

      @soeasyastonercoulddoit@soeasyastonercoulddoit6 ай бұрын

    • Brilliant stuff

      @mattresbert@mattresbert6 ай бұрын

    • Funny set bro. Good job.

      @chriskim457@chriskim4576 ай бұрын

    • My nigga you gotta get back into rapping...that Noah bar was OP....keep denying access to that meat 🍖 .. great set bro

      @ELEXANDERTHEGREAT@ELEXANDERTHEGREAT6 ай бұрын

  • “Unrest is when you’re trying to rest but need the UN.” What a great joke 😂

    @mbealhighjump@mbealhighjump6 ай бұрын

    • Thanks for spelling that out for me.

      @jessicaevans2564@jessicaevans25646 ай бұрын

    • I doubt the crowd got that joke on a grammatically level and substance level 😅

      @icequeenspits@icequeenspits6 ай бұрын

    • Can you explain the joke? I'm not sure I got it right?

      @motaharehjadidi5875@motaharehjadidi58756 ай бұрын

    • yeah those girls in the middle belong to a feminist rally not a comedy club. the girls to the very left and right were actually laughing. shame they were in the shadows.

      @PursuingValhalla@PursuingValhalla6 ай бұрын

    • Barrs bro, dang that audience was asleep

      @chidiv22@chidiv226 ай бұрын

  • Is anyone paying attention to the fact he started pro life and ended pro choice that’s some high level sequencing get this guy a special cause he’s ready

    @ForLoveNSole@ForLoveNSole6 ай бұрын

    • I can’t say I planned it but yeah

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

    • lol@@rufat_agayev

      @MrNeboff@MrNeboff6 ай бұрын

    • ​@@rufat_agayevwell if you didn't plan it, maybe you should get yourself a world's hottest chip.

      @neiana@neiana5 ай бұрын

    • Bro killed it

      @rayedrama@rayedrama5 ай бұрын

  • Usually wont even comment on these but man, the crowd was weak as hell. He was definitely funnier than the energy they were giving. It was nice to see him power through despite the lack of enthusiasm he was recieving. Hope to see more from him in the future.

    @marsbarsxo@marsbarsxo6 ай бұрын

    • It seemed like they warmed up to him quite a bit by the end though.

      @twinkyunouwantmycreamfilli8297@twinkyunouwantmycreamfilli82976 ай бұрын

    • agreed

      @MitchellBahamas@MitchellBahamas6 ай бұрын

    • they always put the worst humorless people up front for some reason... i guess its because theyre conventionally attractive for the camera but id rather have the people with the weird laughs show up on the video

      @zbsz92@zbsz926 ай бұрын

    • I usually won’t even comment but “The crowd was weak as hell “ they were constantly laughing!!! You want to see him more ? Google him .

      @mjones6894@mjones68946 ай бұрын

    • Nope, he's mildly funny..

      @src3360@src33606 ай бұрын

  • You are WAYYYY funnier than they gave you credit for. No one could ever accuse you of stealing a joke, you're one of one

    @k1ngkeem307@k1ngkeem3076 ай бұрын

    • idk....I read your comment before watching it. Just finished it. And tbh? I felt like the crowd was thoroughly into it. His jokes ARE a bit dark and edgy....but they go riiiiight up to that line, in just the right way, such that I honestly felt like the audience was super into it. I almost feel like we watched two different videos lol..

      @avedic@avedic5 ай бұрын

    • The basketball joke was not original.

      @barbourgirl78@barbourgirl782 ай бұрын

  • his trust in his material is so inspiring. he has that "I know I'm funny" vibe. love it

    @choppatool@choppatool6 ай бұрын

    • I took many L's to get there!

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

    • @@rufat_agayevyou’re hilarious dude

      @sakura-rc3ed@sakura-rc3ed6 ай бұрын

    • @@rufat_agayevcheck out Jamrock King

      @jamrockkingmusic5070@jamrockkingmusic50706 ай бұрын

    • 💯💯💯

      @oyoyoyo7624@oyoyoyo76246 ай бұрын

    • ​@@rufat_agayevi mean hey, you can't spell laughter without taking a few L's

      @hamstersandwich9917@hamstersandwich99176 ай бұрын

  • I've been waiting so long for someone from the Caucasus to make this "real Caucasian" joke. Thank you!

    @JahRave@JahRave6 ай бұрын

  • This was much better than the crowd makes it seem, crowd seems stiff AF.

    @h_jonez@h_jonez6 ай бұрын

    • they were, fuck em, I'm bulletproof cuz i've been shot before

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

    • ​@@rufat_agayev do you speak armenian or azeri ?

      @ihateeketchup@ihateeketchup6 ай бұрын

    • PLOT TWIST - I speak russian @@ihateeketchup

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

    • ​@@rufat_agayev omg totally forgot about russian, it's what unites your both sides💀

      @ihateeketchup@ihateeketchup6 ай бұрын

    • ​@@rufat_agayevngl. Being mean and disrespectful is gonna just put people off your craft. Start your PR shit

      @Bisexualconfusion@Bisexualconfusion6 ай бұрын

  • He's got some super clever material in here! Really funny!

    @Maxville2@Maxville26 ай бұрын

    • Thank you, I graduated with a 2.3 in Sociology

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

    • @@rufat_agayev lmao

      @Maxville2@Maxville24 ай бұрын

  • This was real AF. This is how I wish all comedians flowed. I like the way he gets into some deep topics but keeps the jokes coming fast enough that it guides you through a commentary.

    @ElDJReturn@ElDJReturn6 ай бұрын

  • He really knows how to transition between jokes. Takes you places. Hilarious set all the way through

    @redflag4255@redflag42556 ай бұрын

  • I love the confidence and playfulness in this set.

    @chriskim457@chriskim4576 ай бұрын

    • Same

      @oyoyoyo7624@oyoyoyo76246 ай бұрын

    • Thx

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

  • You’re a great writer and your delivery was tight. Dead crowd. Keep ya head up. Great stuff

    @zacharydouglass702@zacharydouglass7026 ай бұрын

  • when he said “REEESES PEESES CREAMER” i’m lost it

    @aaronmurrayvazquez@aaronmurrayvazquez4 ай бұрын

  • I love C.R.I.S.I.S!!! Thats dope!! ❤❤❤❤❤ That single mother line was epic coming from a single mother 😂 Awesome set 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    @vedabriscoe3629@vedabriscoe36296 ай бұрын

    • Thank you

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

  • I would love to watch a half hour set from dude. This was great

    @DJMcNutty@DJMcNutty6 ай бұрын

    • I have one coming, it’s more like 25

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

  • Rufat, I don't know if you'll see.this but you sir are one of the funniest comedians Ive ever seen.. and this is just from watching this snippet! Amazing performance!

    @trevorking1021@trevorking10216 ай бұрын

    • I see it, I'm here, Thank you, it means a ton, I will save this for when I think I suck

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

    • @@rufat_agayev no problem man! Wishing you an extremely long and healthy career

      @trevorking1021@trevorking10216 ай бұрын

    • Ha ha. Yes Rufat... He speaks the truth 😂

      @palmerhouse3733@palmerhouse37336 ай бұрын

  • You're introducing a great variety of comedians - they've all got different styles and content. Some really funny sets.

    @hg82met@hg82met6 ай бұрын

  • That was some edgy and very funny stuff. Way to go, Rufat!

    @motorvibes@motorvibes6 ай бұрын

  • 😂😂😂😂😂 this guy is hilarious!!! More of him please 🙏🏽

    @JuaniqueVerde@JuaniqueVerde6 ай бұрын

    • Hell yeah!

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

    • Yes, please

      @palmerhouse3733@palmerhouse37336 ай бұрын

  • Gave a like for that UN joke alone 🔥🔥

    @MrBlackJesus101@MrBlackJesus1016 ай бұрын

  • The rams, the browns and the packers lmaoooo

    @lily-hazy8823@lily-hazy88236 ай бұрын

  • It's great to find an excellent new-to-me comedian.

    @ImaginIllyar@ImaginIllyar6 ай бұрын

  • half-armenian and half-arab here, as soon as he said azeri and armenian i let outa big exhale lmao funny shit

    @Armcha1rwarr13r@Armcha1rwarr13r6 ай бұрын

    • His parents got a wild story

      @rorygreen2088@rorygreen20886 ай бұрын

    • @@rorygreen2088what was their story ?

      @lusesaghatelyan1168@lusesaghatelyan11686 ай бұрын

    • Ikr the guy was born funny

      @thespiritschild@thespiritschild6 ай бұрын

    • As an azerbaijani, I loved his story telling! Funny and lovely! And I eagerly want a peace between us! A sustainable peace! ❤️

      @naraorujova1668@naraorujova16686 ай бұрын

    • @@naraorujova1668 Same here :) Amen to that.

      @thespiritschild@thespiritschild6 ай бұрын

  • Her: Did you bring protection? Him: Ofc i did, pulls out a Hot Chip Challenge!

    @silversurfer8818@silversurfer88186 ай бұрын

    • LMAO

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

  • It's so refreshing when there's true creativity in Comedy

    @crawdadds@crawdadds5 ай бұрын

    • Thank you!

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev5 ай бұрын

  • This was a lot of hilarious truth, nobody was spared. 🤣

    @d.t.6072@d.t.60726 ай бұрын

  • "But you need the... U-N" lol

    @regrethayes@regrethayes6 ай бұрын

    • MUCH LOVE!

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

  • glad rufat the goat made it out nagorny karabakh to bless us with comedy, real shit 🔥

    @acooltism@acooltism6 ай бұрын

  • Holy shit “choice hack” killed me

    @Knobs_and_Ends@Knobs_and_Ends6 ай бұрын

    • YOU WATCHED TIL THE END!!!

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

  • Omg. That last joke! Hahahaha! I was hoping he’d say and he did. Chef’s kiss.

    @Flumshid@Flumshid6 ай бұрын

  • This dudes hilarious!! Bursted out laughing a few times by myself. The UN line and the g-spot bit got me. Smart and original material, get this man a special

    @kevinli145@kevinli1456 ай бұрын

  • Definitely looking forward to seeing where his career goes. Potential to be a heavy hitter

    @thevisionarytycoon@thevisionarytycoon6 ай бұрын

  • Dude you are amazing. As nothing more than a fan of Comedy - you are as sharp as a razor with your deliveries and originality!

    @nickgrnr@nickgrnr4 ай бұрын

    • Appreciate the kind words and support

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev3 ай бұрын

  • "Unrest ; it's like when your tryin to rest but u need the UN" classic

    @Lord_Retrospect@Lord_Retrospect6 ай бұрын

  • The God spot part had me dying

    @xapokalypse@xapokalypse6 ай бұрын

  • He sounded like he was about to start rapping so many times 😂

    @loxslo7325@loxslo73256 ай бұрын

  • Intrusive thoughts really came out during this set😂 loved it

    @rigsatron6931@rigsatron69316 ай бұрын

  • That "G-spot" joke was pure gold 😂😂

    @bighomieJ5X@bighomieJ5X6 ай бұрын

    • Thanks!

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

    • @@rufat_agayev 👏🏾 👏🏾

      @bighomieJ5X@bighomieJ5X6 ай бұрын

    • I found it distasteful and unnecessarily offensive.

      @MuzzaHukka@MuzzaHukka6 ай бұрын

  • Ok my comment was premature. Youre so originally hilarious!! Never stop 😂😂😂

    @boldnbrash7028@boldnbrash70286 ай бұрын

  • my favorite comedian alive

    @gavinmatts@gavinmatts6 ай бұрын

    • But you mine

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

    • Seconded

      @odar37@odar376 ай бұрын

    • Thirdeded

      @observantmonkey4055@observantmonkey40556 ай бұрын

  • Just discovered but now I’m hooked!

    @fussbrain9161@fussbrain91616 ай бұрын

  • Movie deal for this guy... great stuff! 😂

    @runnerphile1997@runnerphile19976 ай бұрын

    • They’ll cast me in the new Taken, doing the taking

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

  • Holy shit dude, hilarious from the jump

    @Sileonex123@Sileonex1236 ай бұрын

    • My republican brother!

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

    • @rufat_agayev that's one of thr best openers I've heard in awhile and I watch plenty of comedy...love never letting the audience feel totally comfortable...loved all of it

      @Sileonex123@Sileonex1236 ай бұрын

  • He is ORIGINAL! EPIC!

    @stephaniecruvant9130@stephaniecruvant91306 ай бұрын

    • Thank You!

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

  • Punchlines and delivery on point! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @amberlema2088@amberlema20886 ай бұрын

  • Fantastic set. Confident, edgy, and subtle. Please show more from Rufat!

    @ramadjones@ramadjonesАй бұрын

  • Man, he is REALLY funny. Very well put together set… I’ll be looking for more of his work!

    @redomagnus4762@redomagnus4762Ай бұрын

  • Ended with a banger 😂😂

    @romelldawkins5515@romelldawkins55156 ай бұрын

  • This set was good. The jokes were there, the delivery was there, the body language.

    @ZoiusGM@ZoiusGM6 ай бұрын

  • This was really really good, some of the funniest material I've seen in a while 👏

    @jayjaydubful@jayjaydubful6 ай бұрын

  • man all the joke undertones were next level

    @KG_BM@KG_BM6 ай бұрын

  • Not even two minutes in and I'm dying. Lol

    @bufordhighwater9872@bufordhighwater98726 ай бұрын

  • That set was so good. I'm gonna play it at work tomorrow.

    @DfkVol1@DfkVol16 ай бұрын

  • You clearly deserve a better audience! Brilliant

    @OussamaAbdelahBenhmida@OussamaAbdelahBenhmida5 ай бұрын

  • Omg I’m dying 😂 this is funny AF great set 🤣😂🤣😂

    @colie9130@colie91306 ай бұрын

  • Great work my man. Love that you've continued to work on your craft. I see the growth.

    @AllenInRealLife@AllenInRealLife6 ай бұрын

  • thanks for the good laugh my guy

    @Christopher-tz3nl@Christopher-tz3nl6 ай бұрын

  • The way I would have been screaming in the audience. Brilliant!

    @soyestee@soyestee6 ай бұрын

  • Dude is amazing! He started with a pro life joke opener, and ended his segment with a pro choice closer! Brilliantly executed!!

    @catalystwarcry8983@catalystwarcry89832 ай бұрын

  • This guy’s jokes are really smart. 👌🏾

    @ariwilsun@ariwilsun6 ай бұрын

  • He's so clever and sharp! Great comedian ❤

    @Angyyyyy@Angyyyyy4 ай бұрын

  • This guy got some crowd work man

    @thegrind5273@thegrind52734 ай бұрын

  • This dude is so smooth! 😂

    @ubani_j@ubani_j6 ай бұрын

  • Man this was some really witty comedy. Had me 😂😂. Rufat you’re really good at what you do. From here on out, this is the only comedian I want recommendations for KZhead! 😂

    @tjj2040@tjj20406 ай бұрын

  • The closing floored me! You kept taking me off guard with the jokes, in a good way. They make me laugh, then think.

    @yesitschelle@yesitschelle6 ай бұрын

  • WoW !! I am so grateful that this video reached me ! You hold a lot beeing Armenian and Azerbaijani , just for that I want to display your face everywhere ❤❤❤. But also very smart in your jokes !!! Absolutely unique ! ( how can it be otherwise ?) The construction is so smart and above duality like you 👍 Just on the edge like a tightrope walker you display truths in a hilarious way !! You have an enormous talent !! Come to Paris France !!! Peace and all the success you deserve ! You are hilarious at a spirit mind body personal societal level !! So so good !!❤✨👑👍👏👏👏👏

    @ikulobiocha@ikulobiocha5 ай бұрын

  • can’t wait to see you going places rufat! your material is a riot 😂

    @changveronicas@changveronicas6 ай бұрын

  • Great set! Don’t tell comedy releasing now but bangers!!

    @otjunior@otjunior6 ай бұрын

  • this kept getting better and better! some great original comedy here and confidence

    @sobekneferu4041@sobekneferu40416 ай бұрын

  • I love your set. I needed to get my mind off of things and you did that. You are great.

    @harleyshaffer6253@harleyshaffer62536 ай бұрын

  • OMG! Your amazing set keeps on building momentum from the get-go. Amazing funny jokes 🎉

    @kiul6075@kiul60755 ай бұрын

  • "PUT A SPORTS TEAM ON IT" i literally had to get up and walk around I was laughing so hard

    @cameronkit4352@cameronkit43523 ай бұрын

    • I take it you don't live in NYC since you can walk around your place - Thanks for the support

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev3 ай бұрын

  • Man, Rufat has some fluid eclectic energy in his sets! Stay packing bro!

    @4kryptik4@4kryptik46 ай бұрын

  • This was one of the best ones yet! Confidence in every joke and I never stopped laughing 😂

    @anthonyreed1310@anthonyreed13106 ай бұрын

    • Thank you

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

  • That’s so funny. Advanced travel flee:))

    @oarabala@oarabala6 ай бұрын

  • incredible writing! you have a unique voice for standup 🎉

    @changveronicas@changveronicas6 ай бұрын

  • I listened to this walking to the store and looked like a basket-case laughing my ass off with a hood on 😅

    @bibsythecottonelf7147@bibsythecottonelf71474 ай бұрын

  • This might be my favorite set I’ve seen in years

    @dabiskitt@dabiskitt6 ай бұрын

    • Thank you, means a lot

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev6 ай бұрын

  • Love this guys haircut, very relatable.

    @ericavanesov838@ericavanesov8386 ай бұрын

  • Dude is funny, looking out for more from him

    @cindersofcreation@cindersofcreation5 ай бұрын

  • So good! Also, I went to the college you're repping with that shirt. Super funny to see that shirt pop up in my recommended vids.

    @tmaybee001@tmaybee0014 ай бұрын

  • You got it. Keep up the FIRE work!! 😂😂

    @meghanmonroe@meghanmonroe4 ай бұрын

  • Really good set, I think you stunned the audience lmfao

    @zodjenkins2595@zodjenkins25954 ай бұрын

  • Funny as hell! Hope to see more from you 😂

    @Luluthecat-22@Luluthecat-225 ай бұрын

  • The promised land was inside them all along 🤣

    @_xentropy@_xentropy6 ай бұрын

  • Saw the short and needed the full set 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    @sefsosa809@sefsosa8096 ай бұрын

  • man this entire set was pure genius 😂😂😂. I died came back and died again 😅

    @davario1988@davario19886 ай бұрын

  • This was great! The best laughs I’ve had in awhile. Very well written, great translations, creative all the way around. The Noah’s Arc thing had me busting up- how did most of the crowd miss that?!

    @operationeight-ld5kd@operationeight-ld5kd6 ай бұрын

  • You killed! Just like that blue corn chip 🤣

    @Jojo-tf2zp@Jojo-tf2zp4 ай бұрын

  • Rams Browns Packers got me real good!

    @exerciseetc.147@exerciseetc.1476 ай бұрын

  • Wowwww. This one educated people for real. I know for a fact most folks do not not know about the Caucuses. So good.

    @loveandro6074@loveandro60746 ай бұрын

  • Holy shit, one of the funniest sets I've ever seen. Need more from you!! Not seeing much out there.

    @evanfranzen9716@evanfranzen97166 ай бұрын

  • Man, you are great! So much fun 😎

    @anonymoussethian1323@anonymoussethian13236 ай бұрын

  • Genius. Genius. Genius. Thru and thru. I’m a new fan. Came here from a KZhead short with a live link. 11:11

    @MadiTheMiss@MadiTheMiss6 ай бұрын

  • It is always great to discover a new up and coming hilarious non-PC risk taking comedian.

    @zackerythomas3675@zackerythomas36755 ай бұрын

  • That was intense. Loved it

    @natbvm1880@natbvm18806 ай бұрын

  • Omgg😂😂😂😂 every second had me rolling!

    @shruthimaniyodath7755@shruthimaniyodath77554 ай бұрын

  • Subtle callbacks, non-sequitirs...good stuff.

    @0num4@0num45 ай бұрын

    • I love when a comment contains the word sequitr

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev5 ай бұрын

  • Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!

    @PotooBurd@PotooBurd5 ай бұрын

    • Same I gotta have some kids

      @rufat_agayev@rufat_agayev5 ай бұрын
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