Kids Say The Funniest Things | Funny Moments Compilation
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Man: “Are you Thor?” Girl: “No, I’m five.” Oooo… good one kid!
she simply heard '''four'' where the other one disagreed to aknowledge the existance of number 4 as such
@@kirdot2011 thankyou for clearing that up for everyone mate 👍
That 🤔🧐🤨 face tho
2:33 "One time" is the worst possible answer to that question. Oh man.
The dad’s face going from amused and humouring to wait WHAT got me so bad
My man was choking on air
The Headlock kid is by far the biggest legend in this compilation. "But it's the greatest thing ever!" You are absolutely right child, preach!
lol
Pure gold! 😂😂😂
I'm pretty sure she was told to say that.
Very true…. And as a kid I’d prefer the headlock rather than a kick to the jewels. I bet he marries her one day
😆 the girl that put him in a headlock & took him all the way down, because it’s the greatest
She's going to he the first female president of the USA...legend status activated
@@jamesscott5407 Place your bets now :D
@@jamesscott5407 more coherent then the current one...
Yes absolutely amazing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey can anyone explain me this headlock thing, I didn't understand a thing in that instance, I'm might not getting it cause this is not so famous at my place . BTW the compilation was so enjoyable and funny ❤️from 🇮🇳
0:47 Dude, I'm 27 and I still have stupid moments like this. I once had a moment where I lost my phone so I tried to track it down with a phone finder app....on my phone.
That’s a good one! I’ve looked for my glasses before when I was wearing them… usually it doesn’t last more than a few moments, but boy….
@@Clearlyclynn Here's another good one, my friend once got a text from another friend that said "I can't find my phone"
@@MythicSuns that’s hilarious!
same here bro, today I was making a Lego technic set and I was missing a few parts. looked everywhere, couldn't find them. Looked in my hand, boom. there they were.
This is what too much technology does to people.
5:04 'You shouldn't put kids in headlocks' "But it's the greatest thing ever!" 😂😂😂
yeah, that one killed me....
@@gerhardcoetzee5008 yeah that one killed Jack too 😂
As a teacher, I agree.
my fave part XD
the way she said but it's the greatest thing ever was just amazing....
This is by far my favorite funny kids compilation. Especially the "Awww sh*t" one.
Awokawokawok 😆🤣 yeah bro
Coud you explain cuss word from Tide on 2:10, please! 😳
He said it in context!
Hahaha hahahaha
"Are you Thor?" "No, I’m five!" It’s so pure, I love it!
She understood four
@@jenk4268 the girl thought was four, probably other people as well
The slimy glove!!! Lmfao!! The innocence is adorable.
Yes😂
"But that's my Boyfriend, look!" *chokes him to death*
:))))) I can imagine her future
Well… she’s not entirely wrong?
Oh dear, oh dear... They start so young... 😰
0:44 Hmm could be biden genes
@@torineg.847 I bet you’re right on that
Say "bye bye" Mason: "You're about to die" 🤣
I completely lost it at that part.
I would keep an eye on that kid 😅
:))))
@@StraigtEdgeMember ye I didn't expect that at all from him
6:45
Headlock girl in 20 years time: "My fiancée was late turning up for our romantic restaurant dinner, so I put him in an headlock and took him down. It's the greatest thing ever!"
Chapter two to this story. Headlock girl put inmate Tracy in a headlock and took her down for hogging the carrot. Lol
Future Ronda Rousey!
Legend has it Aidan is still looking for his goggles!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The innocence of little kids, it's so cute and hilarious
*Yes, and are convinced of everything they say*****WELCOME*****
My goggles!
Except for the one at 1:30, that poor girl is going to have a hard time learning how to be humble.
No innocence here...
LMAO - moves his much needed googles, scratches his head, puts them back where they were and continues the search for his elusive googles.....LMAO
@@MohammedRayyan no
:))))) yeah so cute
@Covidescapeslvl4biolab- this mask will stop it; Goggles not googles! 'KEEP ON KEEPIN ON'!
Hello sir please
GOOD! I'm glad you learned something! Mr. "Covidescapeslvl4biolab-this mask will stop it" Hey! When you're right, you're right! LOL
I never thought I would hear this in a sentence. “Daddy said to come on and stop flirting with the mannequin” 😂
5:06 "But that's the greatest thing ever", that girl is my spirit animal 🤣😂
1:35 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM DEAD☠️☠️☠️☠️
"But that's the greatest thing ever" hilarious! Also the little girl who told her school about the "weed" lol.
That goggle scene is to cute. Dude really wanted them goggles. Was fun to watch. Great video
“Say bye bye” “You’re about to die!” Lmfao 🤣
6:54 So innocent and yet, so hilarious 😂
This was a botty thing to say bruh
Little dude looking for his goggles.😂😂.. It only gets worse, as you get older.. Looking for your car keys, when they've been in your hand the whole time, same with your cellphone.. 😂
I think the best I’ve seen was my friend’s mom with the new baby. Preparing a snack, and then proceeding to frantically search for her son… who she is holding, in one arm, braced on her hip. “Where’s the baby!” “Look to your left?” “He’s not there!” To friend, “This could take a while…”
@@icarusbinns3156 😂😂😂.. As a father myself, I've done the same thing.. In the mad dash for those middle of the night bottles, still half asleep, running into every wall and door in the house face first.. Good times..lol
5:04 'You shouldn't put kids in headlocks' "But it's the greatest thing ever!" She is going to be a very normal girl.
1:27 cracked me up
The last one gave me shivers "He's my boyfriend" strangles him :D
Next up on Snapped...
overly attached girlfriend v2
She'll fit fine in the feminist century. 😄
At 3:06 had laughing so hard because she don't know they talking about
That "I put a headlock down on him" kid made me spit coffee. It came out of my nose. Ahaha.
0:30 Sounds like an alcoholic trying to quit
5:15 😂😂😂😂 such a cutie
“I wanna drink some wine!” I think you have had enough already.
4:28 A slimy glove... she's not exactly wrong here, is she? Well, maybe a little bit 😂😂😂
Failed parenting. 🙄😃
That girl REALLY reminds me of Dot from MadTV! Does the facial expressions, the voice, everything 🤣
She is going be embarrassed once she learns what they really are meant for.
Well, close enough.
When that kid was talking about weeds at home, I thought the backyard was gunna look like mine, but it was immaculate with 5 blades of grass out of place :)
These need to be uncensored
0:44 that one hit nostalgia so hard. could have been me as a kid.. bet he was so hyped
3:16 How dare you crush this child’s dream of being a lawyer?
"Aww shit" had me rolling 🤣
I had to pause the video i laughed so hard!
6:43 is THEE funniest & most honest kid thing, ever‼️🤣💀
" That's the greatest thing ever "😂😂
😂😂😂😂
6:42 This dude is my soul mate!!
Man.... Gotta love failarmy for going strong for so many years now❤️
4:30 slimy glove 😁🤣😂
4:24 mom: what is it? kid: a glove. LOL
That girl REALLY reminds me of Dot from MadTV! Does the facial expressions, the voice, everything 🤣
Close enough.
@@BMAN-eb4jk What is it supposed to be?
bro the glove and band aid got me dead
Big band aid, my god kid, HAHAHA the kid getting the shot killed me
4:12 She is the type of girl who you can't argue with.
Supposed me
This is one of those legendary failarmy videos 😃😃
@@MohammedRayyan no
“123,5!” Such confidence! Reminds me my son only counts in 2’s “246!” And then giggles with how proud he is of his counting. He knows full well it starts 123 but loves 246.
Who doesn't love the even numbers?
I think a headlock one is one of the best ones I’ve ever heard
4:23 by far the funniest one😂 Look what she put on her hand
"touch it. It´s slimy"
That girl REALLY reminds me of Dot from MadTV! Does the facial expressions, the voice, everything 🤣
4:40 ah yes. I see she knows her judo well!
7:34 the next Harley Quinn
I love all of these but my favorite is the little one looking for his goggles!
Kids are great, I can't want for my friends to have kids so I go over and laugh at them 🤣🤣🤣
I want them to react to this video when they grow up. 😭
We went to hardware store other day looking for fuel hose, my daughter walked up to an employee and asked "where da hose at? "
@ 0:44 that's me everyday by noon at work when my brain is so fried from the b.s that I can't think straight.
The kid getting a shot was a riot.
"Oh shit!"
4:00 That’s lebron
I don't give any "fox" what anyone says. This is an awesome compilation! Had me laughing over half the time and it takes a lot to make me
to quote someone famous, "that's the greatest thing ever..."
Are you Thor ? No, i'm five😂
Please make some more of this my gosh 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
1:31 she’s a grown a**s woman now
4:34 That little girl is logical, and awesome! "...but, that's the greatest thing ever."
I love videos that bleep out all the funny parts...
The goggles & the weed one got me....
“You’re about to diee 🌸✨🤸🏼♂️”
4:25 IS FAILED PARENTING
Just wanna know how these kids would react looking at these as grownups.. 😂😂
1:57 awwwwww.
Pads probably make good bandaids!
Tampons used to be used in the war! I think it started in WW2
I remember growing up my kid sister had trouble with her ‘F’s’ so she couldn’t say the word ‘fork’ correctly-it would always come out f-k, which we’d always teasingly get her to say whenever we needed a quick laugh…a family dinner table story to this day! 😄🍴😄
When kids are more grown up than grown ups🤣
😂😂
Watch hero thing
The kid getting the shot did it for me. Hahahahahaha
I need the video at 6:42 on a loop. My stomach is in so much pain from laughter 😂😂😂
5:08 ~ "I...Love...(Ice Cream) Comsonose!" 😁 This little girl made me LoL & I had to watch it a few more times...too cute!
Where can I find the unedited version of this? Hilarious
Why is the father at 2:21 cussing so much
This warms my cold dead heart in more ways than one
Little girl at 5:25 has been watching Monty Python too much LOL!!
🤣🤣🤣 I miss my kids being that little. The stuff the say at that age is priceless 🤣
From 1996-1999 my youngest cousin was being hilarious and I wish I recorded videos and even though I am only 35 (soon 36) I didn't know how cameras worked back then
5:11 and 5:19 be like she is trying to joke with her Daddy and he is too innocent to get that.
Isabella is going to be in viral videos in 20 years saying the exact same thing in the same voice.
@@MohammedRayyan no
which one?
@Failarmy, you have reinvented yourself and how! Fab job. And all hail the headlock girl. She's our leader.
*I failed, failed again, failed better and eventually I mastered the art of failing.*
It's been I while that FA doesn't upload good videos, but this one, is just pure gold!
2:08 i didn't get it, i'm italian 🤌🤌
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen XD
I think the headlock girl and the girl choking the mannequin are besties...
Parents need to stop cussing around their kids. Geez.
Most of it is just the kids pronouncing words wrong lol
Imagine that dad with a house full of weed forty years ago; Back then, that dude had to rush his ass to a damn pawnshop or something just to get that shit recorded xD
4:02 😂
That's what you get for naming your kid Annisten...pick one, Anna or Kristen.
Exactly what I was thinking. Seriously WTF. One can only assume that the final choice of name came down to Annisten or Krisna.
@@andhisband Krisna is acceptable if you are an Indian,but I dunno abt other races doe
Bit concerning that the last one was adamant the mannequin was her boyfriend, yet she had her hands round his neck! She better not be an Eileen Warnos when she grows up!! 😳😂
The swim goggle kid will make an excellent senior citizen some day....
I loved this video! I laughed so hard at some of the parts 😂😂
But its the greatest thing ever!
That's the greatest thing ever 😂😂
That girl put a condom in her hand and said "slimy glove." 🤣🤣