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Check these out or i will cry
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DROP SOME IDEAS!!! DAILY MEME VIDEOS! SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE!
YESSS OKAY
STRAY KIDS MEMES
istg the day u listen to my request is the day pigs fly 🙁 please 💔💔💔
Do aita memes
WHIPPETS. I BEG OF THEE, WHIPPETS!
That "what do you meeean" was the most relatable sound for any English bloke
20:05 timestamp for the comment lurkers
@@lemonadesaccounttm8721 cheers
100th like
@@lemonadesaccounttm8721 thank you, you get it
11:09 For anyone confused, the jig is simply that the reply didn't make the obvious conclusion that the man going to a coffee shop for 6 weeks eventually wed his beloved, hence referred to as "dad and mum". I'm not sure if it counts as bad English, but basically the first person was telling a lovestory and the second person thought it was like near present tense idk how to describe it, just don't overthink
Thank
I thought of something worse
OH
@@user-jp8gm6ek3w I made up a whole damn movie of the mom dying and the dad going to the coffee shop everyday hoping to see the love of his life again cause he went insane - I-😭. Help- I read too much wattpad💀.
@@cookie6812 bro i thought the dad was crazy and had an obssesion with the mom, and that the mom don't Even know him bcz he was stalking her, so he... You know and they had a child
Seven minutes? Wow, I need their advice. edit: omg guys people took my comment too seriously 🌪️🌪️💀💀
about one hour, maybe bit less have a shower. (I know it may be hard but nothing in life is easy) shower in cold water ~1 minute Then switch to hot water ~1 minute Repeat 3 times. After this drink warm milk. Then you go to sleep. If you can, sleeping naked can make it much eaisier to fall asleep. If it helps you turn on some background noise it can be white noise, audiobooks, sounds of nature. Whatever works for you. When you try to fall asleep use the military technique and repeat in your head "dont think"
nah that’s so relatable
My uncle, he sleeps as soon as he hits his pillow, I’ve seen it happen. He does it by having no head voice of visual imagination. It’s just empty up there. It’s actually kind of weird but he functions.
I sleep in like 5 minutes.
bro just turn on speed sleep it’s not that hard lol
*Last dude is gonna go to Mexico and never appear living again.*
Si
Adíos
An MF's named Cerberus (not even a dog) is going to bite his nutsack off
nah fr put some respect on toriyama's name
15:07 It's times like this where I understand why some people hate their birthdays
6:12 Michael Afton moment ✨😻💜
So true😍💕
Love it when that happens 😍✨❤
:)
*SCOOPED*
OH LORD 💀
12:41 BRO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
So fucking relatable 😭
Real bro same 😭😔✊
Samesies
You are not the only one
My kin
6:04 bro became a dalek
another Doctor Who watcher, finally
He became that one Dalek who was bullied in school.
DOCTOR WHO DAN
ANOTHERE WHOVIAN FINALLY
A man of culture I see
20:17 Mexican cartel activity decreased for a bit every time a new dragon ball episode came out
RIP
Awwwwwwwweeeeeeeeegh
14:20 I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO FELT THAT
ME TOO
ME TOO
PEOPLE WHO PLAYED WHERE'S MY WATER 2 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
holy shit i got flashbacks wasn’t there like 3 other copies
I need that 7 minutes sleep advice
What I do is be in the dark and close my eyes while listening to music, two minutes later I open them and eventually feel really tired.
Google "navy sleep method"
Hammer
@Kalel_The_Protogen Try not watching gay furry p🟧⬛n before sleep Trust me 🕴🏾
@random9667 I never feel tired at night, only in the morning
12:47 Bro this is so real . I keep trying to imagine irl scenarios then dragonball z characters start showing up and fight 😭😭😭
HELPPME WHAT
15:17 Her first mistake was dating a league of legends player.
18:00 Of all the things, I did not expect to see a L'manburg cake! My day is brighter now o7
Real
@@shivshankar1409 yes L'manfren
@@NijutheWolf l’manfren!
YESSS
What is o7
this video is sponsored by backrooms skinstealers
we can all agree that tiktok is so braindead and will never stop being braindead
I’ve been on tiktok a bit, and honestly, the people there are less braindead than the people here
i thought your user said goonclub
if tiktok was gone, where will KZhead shorters get their dead memes from now?
@@Uuuuuuu-dg9yq they'll recycle them, probably. if tiktok was gone theyll steal from ig reels and snap. most of tiktok would come to ig reels or yt shorts lol
8:45 The show is nyan neko Sugar Girls btw
0:04 Well, i THINK it's to make communication and understanding easier.
1:45 methanol fire, happened a lot in racing when they used methanol as fuel for their modified racing cars
6:04 There would be 8 Billion birthday parties (if everyone’s birthday was celebrated) And 365 Birth Days
366 actually
9:24 that is the most 2020 artstyle ive ever seen in my life
6:13 Well, that's not wrong. It must be very, VERY, *VERY* painful to get your organs ripped out.
how would you know? unless you have experienced getting your organs ripped out.
@@Bright_Berry.muichiro Well, if i already had insane pain in my stomach because of anxiety attacks, then the pain i would feel if i had my organs ripped out would be *FAR WORSE* than that.
This guy is the calmest tweaker i have ever heard
20:02 The cartel will find whoever wrote this shit and it won't be fun for them.
RIP don’t make fun of him he was great
That one is half right. Peak garbage is isekai genre.
2:02 I did something similar at a youth retreat. I was assigned to give out nametags and the popular kid (who was my friend, and probably joking) said "I don't need one, everyone knows who I am." I proceeded to point out, in detail, the vast majority of individuals there who did not, in fact, know who he was. I also countered with, "I don't want to wear a nametag either, because I don't want unfamiliar people to know my name. But I'm wearing it anyway because I was asked to do so very nicely. If I, with my social anxiety, can do this, you can, too." He wore the nametag. (I could have pointed out that I was just as well known, but with a different demographic. Other peoples' parents LOVED me. I was a responsible teenager with good common sense who was able and willing to communicate with adults. They were honestly easier to talk to than my peers.)
10:35 BOW PFP INANIMATE INSANITY SPOTTEDDDD
OSC SPOTTED
i'm done with that school
Idea for you. You should do those scary story videos where you tell a scary story in a deep voice with ominous music in the background. Love your videos!
3:02 URETHRA! I GOT IT!
My dad actually falls asleep in 7 minutes and even LESS, once i saw him fall asleep the second he laid down 😭
Yeah it's a blessing sleeping like that. I wish everyone could, I know a lot of people who would use that power better than I do.
15:24 how is it humanly possible to fumble this bad
0:12 “that’s the plan”
Yea, we watched it. No need to quote it if you have nothing to add😃
IS THAT THE REAL AZALOONY TOONS NO WAY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@Frau_Brotchen I thought it was funny
7:12 THEY ARE STRAWBERRY BON BONS! :D SO NOW YOU CAN STOP CALLING IT " that one strawberry candy. "
I mean, it’s technically correct(ish), bonbon is French for candy.
OMG THANK YOU! I AM NOW GOING TO STOCK UP ON STRAWBERRY BONBONS
church lady candies
@@oceanman2011 omg yes, my pastor would hand them out, those old ladies stocked up on that shiz
3:12 At work, I served a table and said thank you 💀
18:04 I CANT ESCAPE THE COMMUNITY IT FOLLOWS ME IN GACHA COMPS IT FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE IT SCARES ME I NEED HELP
13:56 bro, every single winter, i hear everybody NOT from michigan say that every year we get a white christmas. literally only happened once in my lifetime.
Watching this before bed hoping I’m gonna sleep good
3:28 Reminds me of the skits I'd do with my friend Benji in ELA :)
To anyone commenting with advice on how to fall asleep in 7 minutes, I only want to hear from people who in the past have regularly spent the whole night lying in bed unable to sleep - hating themselves for getting annoyed at the birds as they start to chirp at the crack of dawn and dreading facing the day ahead on zero sleep… Otherwise your hack placebo snake oil “advice” has no value to me.
This comment caught my attention. Hi nice to meet you I have diagnosed insomnia and sleep paralysis ☺️
9:35 * you hear the faint trousle of bones
0:48 The way you said yahoo! lmao 😭
dude i love your memes sm, i try to watch your videos everday and have been doing so regularly for about a year now!! keep going with the great work king!
10:39 theory: Terminal Catholics think that if they can do things like THAT *and don't do it* THEY'RE GOING TO HELL
10:19 let this man be himself! like, he didn't do nothing to ya'll😭
1:57 that was me… *AM THE ONE WHO DRAWS MONKIES WITH NO LEGS.*
3:36 OH DEAR GOD
whyy
@@RaijinAsterGay Sex,its a gay sex meme
@@RaijinAster do you really not understand??
@@-Pikmin no i do
@@RaijinAster oh nyo
16:43 dude this was like one of the biggest playground rumour ever LOL, no idea why or how it spread too
4:16 lmao I feel like our cat is a psychologist too when I just sit with her and complain to her about work sometimes
10:52 I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY WATER-
Honestly didn't know vids like this were made. Sometimes comments be too funny and I just needa screenshot them. Its like an Xavier post moment
I really like the new vibe.
16:48 OMD LITERALLY, I WAS CONVINCED TALKING TOM WAS SPYING ON ME
0:00 i can't sleep that fast usually, however once i am asleep it's hard to wake me up unless it's my alarm, my body remembering it's class or just my mom pushing me
I must be pulling down the average for falling asleep, I need a solid 2-3 hours
Bro, your voice make me sleep so peacefully... Thank you, you are my melatonin now
1:46 I wouldn’t be surprised if we evolved to see fires in the visible light spectrum, hell some fires aren’t even in the Vis/light spec. Like methanol
4:10 Aww me and the cat can cry over Johnny together
Vaazkl finally sounds happier like he used to :)
5:34 everytime i see someone chat something related to alpha/beta males i usually reply them "nuh uh, u arent an alpha/beta male you're a furry" and then sees their reaction from their reply.Kinda funny for me ngl 😂😂
Is TikTok actually an insane asylum? What the hell did I just watch.
Yes can confirm
Seven minutes? My dad falls asleep in half that time
0:04 For anyone wanting an actual answer, it's essentially a warning label, and a request to give us grace when we misunderstand things. Though there are those who do it just to seem unique and special, which is generally frowned upon.
12:40 I THOUGHT THIS TYPE OF THING ONLY HAPPENED TO ME WHEN THINGS START SPINNING IN MY HEAD AND I CANT GET IT TO STOP
9:50 nah pyrocynical dollar is wild😭🙏
2:12 when i ordered a sausage mc muffin, they gave me just the meat, cheese, and egg but no muffin:(
for oil you have to, and i quote.. "PUT IT IN A CONTAINER"
5:00 ahh yes, "aluminion"
alumenom🤓👆
It's aloominum or aluminyum
18:05 I was obsessed with the dream SMP for 4 years, I have one l'manburg flag and on kinoko flag in my room, Man I was not expecting a DSMP reference here
Real bro, I still want a L’manburg flag
But I also don’t want to be banned from a jschlatt stream (reference)
“Help me officer i think im drowning” LOL
2:15 OFF TOPIC BUT THE PFP IS A PIC OF AKUTAGAWA🔥🔥
17:47 HE DID IT, HE USED THE INCORRECT BUTTON LIKE HE PROMISED
I LOVE DBZ. THANK YOU FOR DEFENDING IT. 🗣️
For the past month, I've been sharpening my pencils with scissors, and it works decently well.
Yoo those are crazy 😭😭😭
You should make shower thought memes
It takes me 4 or 5 hours to fall asleep lol
10:46 MIKE MENTIONED (PFP) TDI MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️
I was half asleep watching this and all i hear is just "haueiehhajjjvbehriooaprheaioxhxu"
As someone who used to be on TikTok I know exactly which of these are jokes/ done ironically, and which of these are 100% dead serious and it’s so disturbing
same but im still on it
i can just imagine the fear in the teenage boys brain after the one guy said executor
11:16 I’m convinced the guy narrating these lives under the sea at this point 😭
6:11 well he's not wrong, not only would it be physically painful but emotionally and psychologically as well
10:58 is that a balloon on his foot I choked on my noodles
7:15 the way he said nana 😂😭
14:31 this got me giggling as a beatles fan
Help i keep cracking up every since 6:00
4:31 NO WAIT US THAT LEMON DEMON-
Guys as a person who fall asleep in 7 minutes here is my advice •no phones after brushing teeth •listen to a book or a podcast •don’t think. You are in to ur bed to sleep not overthink •buy comfy bedsheets •have your windows open even just a bit. Fresh air is a miracle. There you have it. Enjoy
We do not have the same level of problem falling asleep. If you haven’t gone a whole night lying in bed unable to fall asleep, you’re hack placebos aren’t going to help anyone with a real sleep problem - just saying
thanks for the last tip!!! definitely will make it much quieter and easier from now on
@@datcap6289 is this sarcasm
@@ProfessionalCommunist no it is genuine, the families havent heard anything, literal life saver
I’m sorry it’s the deadpan “If it’s liquid you just piss your pants” I can’t
3:45 the cops see all, including the comment section
4:10 mine is an elder god in disguise
For the thumbnail: “Red people. Strawberry looking a”
6:12 Prince Arctic will know (Any fellow Wings Of Fire fans here?)
9:52 man didn’t get a dollar, he got a dollair 💀
12:48 this is literally so relatable 💀
13:38 the boiled one phenomenon
4:30 bro performed a fucking susmmoning ritual
12:18 teentickles would’ve enjoyed that 😭🙏🙏
2:12 LOLBIT PROFILE SPOTTTTTEEED!