The Bizarre Life of Johnny Appleseed
The truly insane story of America's first great weirdo.
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Emanuel Swedenborg
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Mount Rushmore National Memorial, Keystone, Black Hills National Forest, South Dakota, USA
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General Longstreets Confederate troops crossing the Blue Ridge from the Shenandoah river
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Canoeing at Katahdin lake
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Mount Katahdin viewd from the lake
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Johnny Appleseed [Death]
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Hunter, attacked by a bear, lithograph, published in 1887
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Antique household book engraving illustration: Fricandeu pan
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Childrens Christmas entertainment at Italian Mission School, Onslow Street
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Daily bread, two children and dog, illustration by Henri Harpignies
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Drunk man outside bush tavern, bush life, Queensland, Australia, illustration
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Dead Tree without Leaves
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Explosion of gunpowder magazines at Erith as seen from Burrage Road " De Agostini / Biblioteca Ambrosiana
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Hunter in the forest
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South American rattlesnake (Crotalus durissus)
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Sunset in the mountains
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Set of hand drawn map pointers
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Johnny Appleseed Preaching to Preacher
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Book Illustration of Johnny Appleseed Warning Pioneers of Approaching Indians
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Johnny Appleseed Planting Apple Seeds in Wilderness
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La Fontaine's Fables - Horse and the Wolf
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Walking
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Hands set
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Antique medical scientific illustration high-resolution: legs
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Wild boar attack on a group of hunters
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A wedding carriage attacked by wolves
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Indiana, 1879, Rush Count
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Johnny Appleseed [Misc.]
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Johnny Appleseed Stamp
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Fruit composition, illustration from the magazine The Illustrated London News, volume XLI, October 18, 1862
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Don Rodrigo in his bed sick with plague, illustration by Gaetano Previati (1852-1920), from Betrothed, Milanese story of 17th century, History of Column of Infamy, discovered and restored by Alessandro Manzoni (1785-1873) 1900 edition
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Fruit press
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Norwegian explorer Fridtjof Nansen (1861-1930), from LIllustrazione Italiana, Year XXIII, No 39, September 27, 1896
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Bear hunting in Pyrenees, France, drawing by Gustave Dore (1832-1883), illustration from Musee Francais-Anglais, n 26, February 1857
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Lost opportunity, hunting, Mauritius, illustration from the Graphic, volume XXVIII, no 723, October 6, 1883
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The dining room, Alnwick Castle, UK
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Traveler
"Ryan, would you ever f*** a ghost?" // "No!" ... later playing sims with Kelsey ...
I would like, but you have 69 likes.
E mj 👏🏻👏🏻
Ryan "Doing all the work"
no one: still no one: Keith: h e w e a r s a s a c k
Bad meme format
@@wjjgtin5074 plus that soyboy dont deserve to be a meme
@@tactic2569 who?
@@tactic2569 funfact: Soy doesn’t increase estrogen. It has no fucking effect on you
5:36 Sara defending Jonny’s demonic traits as attractive was a pretty much reassurance for her demon bf, Shane
thatcrazygracie 123 well he was possessed last year
Sara defending Jonnys demoic traits attractive was a pretty much for her demon bf Shane
jinkies luna lol you gotta watch the ghost hunting show to get it
Lol I just realized Shanes gf and I have the same name
I'm not sure which is more shocking. That someone would date Shane or that she'd volunteer to show up on a show where Ryan was present. =P
"Oh yeah I remember that. Remember he had a wolf?" "You were there?"
Tyler Jeffery this sent me lol
"Kelsey show us ur drawing" *shows* *Ryan- "ah I feel better"*
The shade, hoonnnneyy😂😂😭👌🏾
the article put original poetry at the same level as blowing up a town with dynamite im SOBBING
me in english when told to write poetry
I love the ORIGINAL bit. Like, if he was standing there doing Shakespeare that would have improved the situation.
SAME
I know right lol
But I get it, like imagine this weird drunk guy blowing up a town and the surviving people are hurt and lost their families and are completely shocked and then the drunk guy who did this to them starts telling drunk-white-guy-sitting-in-his-own-vomit-poems he just came up with to them
Man... Buzzfeed should not have ended this series... but hey, at least we have Puppet History!
agreed, the only problem i ever had with this show was the live re-enactors, Puppet History is great, in some ways better, but in some ways less involved, but we can't have everything i suppose.
I love this show ,Too Bad they ended it ,so I Guess they Couldn't continue it on they're other Channel? I do love Puppet History
Ruining History walked so Puppet History could run.
Not anymore 😭
Well, we used to.
I like how the new York Times basically said 'someone who drinks applejack will blow up the town and whats worse is he will tell you his original poetry'
"Eden of inquity All the angels frick with me ..." "Please, just blow me up."
@@janeeyre1990I know this is two years later, but I gotta know if that’s an actual bad poem or if you’re very good at coming up with bad poetry
I think ruining history should be a bigger series. It’s really entertaining
Izzy Inman ikr I actually learn more here than in school
Izzy Inman yeah, me too, and its educational!!
Yes! I whole Heartedly Agree!
Now you can enjoy "Puppet History" on Watcher!! =)
Now you can enjoy Puppet History on the Watcher Channel! :)
Hearing Shane on the voiceover is really weird for some reason
venska His voice matches this series, versus Unsolved
Same! I’m so used to Ryan it’s weird
But a good weird
YASSSS so used to ryan
It’s a good weird
can't believe i never realized how drunk they progressively get
Maybe just a bit tipsy, not drunk :P
It's like an onion. It's got layers.
Oh ya, she's definitely from Florida. Never heard of Johnny Appleseed, but she can teach you how to take a shot without it burning, 🤣😂🤣😂 Oh Florida, what would we be without you.
Mowgli Hajduk Florida woman 😂
Oh ya, she definitely from Florida. Never heard of Jonny Appleseed, but she can teach you how to take a shot without it burning,oh Florida,
Mowgli Hajduk 👏🏻👏🏻
We would be a whole lot better
I went to public school in florida i know who he is
Ryan: *collects hours upon hours of creepy facts to make your skin crawl* Shane: Oh I can do that! *explains childhood stores with classy music and gets distracted by Apple pun*
l i t e r a l l y
Kelsey is me, "I don't know who this person is, I went to a public school in Florida." Sad, but definitely true
I went to upstate ny public school. Not that mucb differet
also a drunk who gets soused with her cats. go fig
I went in Florida. We were taught about him in the 80's
i only know who he is because of the song. florida public school sucks
I went to school in florida in the 2010's. We did not learn about Johnny Appleseed. Lol.
"CAUSE HE WAS DRUNK AND HUNGRY, AND PROBABLY WOULDNT STOP STABBING HIS FOOT" Why did I find that funny?
0:17 just realized that was Sara’s drawing of Johnny Appleseed but animated. See 0:55 for her drawing reveal
Adam Fackelman 👏🏻👏🏻
I HAVE REALIZED THAT JUST NOW AND I HAVE BEEN RE-WATCHING THIS A LOT
I thought it looked familiar!
" sounds hot" "SOUNDS DEMONIC" *MAYBE DEMONS ARE HOT RYAN *
They do have the phrase "devilishly handsome" ;3
Ryan hasn't watched Lucifer yet
Mono yes someone agrees with me
The devil is a handsome man ;)
Well according to the bible Lucifer was the most handsome angel sooooo
Saw Shane and Ryan in the thumbnail and I clicked faster then the speed of light
Kate Sch same xD
Kate Sch but no one or nothing can go faster than the speed of light -_-
Its Okay. The speed of dark is faster
Do you know what a hyperbole is?
Lol same
And god said unto him “don’t eat so much”
Some other interesting Ideas of Swedenborg’s: -People who died in loveless marriages could divorce in heaven and find new partners if they wanted -He was a staunch critic of the mainstream Protestant doctrine of Sola Fide, the idea that people get into heaven solely based on their faith in Jesus -He also denied that the three parts of the Holy Trinity (Father, Son, Holy Ghost) were separate from one another. So he kinda pissed off both Catholics and Protestants -He interpreted the book of Genesis as a metaphor for the rebirth/reincarnation of a human being six times. He was certainly...interesting
Sara: “he sounds sexy” Also Sara: “I’m picturing John C. Reiley”
Benjamin Rolland How is this contradictory?
H.G. Commons it’s not it just shows someone has bad taste
@@Wildcard-Jack-47 , don't yuck someone else's yum
@@Wildcard-Jack-47 , which is to say, accept that attraction is subjective; not that you also have to be attracted to John C. Reiley
"History shows us that no matter how not-advanced we are, we'll do whatever it takes to get fucked up." I want that on a shirt right fucking now
KashiDean I want that on a freaking coffee mug
Zazzle, folks. You can put any words on basically anything.
You can make it on redbubble
shane is the only reason i watch this channel. between this and unsolved mysteries, hes killing it. ryan and shane should have their own channel
Yes!!!
Well now they do
They recently made their own channel for unsolved mysteries and are having that show on their now
BananaBus28 there*
they fucking should
"I went to public school in Florida," is a good reason to not know anyone but Juan Ponce de Leon. He's the only historical figure who matters according to the Florida school system.
LITERALLY ISTG
As an attendee of public school in Florida, I've never heard or read anything more accurate than this comment right here.
I've never felt more seen tbh Florida is really bad at teaching kids history but I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy all the trips to cool historical sites especially St.Augustine's fort
same i had a teacher who was lowkey thirsty for him
“This is what we’re here to do. We’re here to say,” hey this is- It’s- “I am a little bit drunk.”
My favorite part because they're all tipsy and Shane tried his best to make a point and just _couldn't._ 😂
Ryan and Shane are the new Eugene that was put on the thumbnails as clickbait... I mean, it sure works cause I'm here
Fra Don't mess with beans ok
It aint click bait if their here
Fra Don't mess with beans tbh I won’t have clicked it if I didn’t see them in it
I probably wouldn't have watched this video if I hadn't seen Shyan in the thumbnail.
Putting just shane and Ryan to make me click ? Well played buzzfeed, well played
It should have been just them instead of those other cringy cunts.
What about Keith
super jackleg if he doesn't agree with them he'd probably get fired and he would probably want to keep his job
“Straight white man with a gun” Yeah, that’s pretty much American history until around the 1960’s.
king of games and anime still is American history
that's exactly why America is so great, gun-toting loving people
I see why you're not king of having friends
ihavenoname404 What???
Xors I’m confused?
“THIS LAND IS MINE! HOW YA LIKE THEM APPLES?!” hehehehe pun intended
Leave.
Thats not even a pun, but it was cute.
silly :D
"I went to public school in Florida" I'm cryingggg
Dreah Morelos right lmao
Yeah I've learned how to avoid death in those schools more than I've learned anything else
i was just watching a gag reel of the good place (kzhead.info/sun/a5xvcZZ9qYumhKM/bejne.html) and the florida bit came up so that was quite amusing
Same she is so funny 😂
I went to a public school in Florida too lol, so when she said that I was like.... WHAAAAT!!?
Damn...Sarah got some skills, that's a great drawing.
Love your profile pic
She’s a professional drawer I think
everestfalls check out her insta
@@haileyel1247 ah yes. van gogh and picasso are my favourite cabinets
everyone: gags at alcohol that one girl: that is smooth *continues to sip*
Thats the Floridian
k: "how was he buried...?" s: "probably horizontally" k: "HAHAHHAHA thiS GUy." r: "that was good." sa: "nice one" sh: "YOU LIKED IT???" aaw cutee
I don’t get it
shane just seems like such a nice wholesome guy
theboul 420 also seems like the kinda lad u would share a pint or two with
Remember, he’s a demon in disguise
If you think Shane's wholesome, you clearly hadn't watched the unsolved series at the time of your post ;-p
Shane and Keanu Reeves. Best homie duo. No argument.
Apples. that is all That’s only a problem if you’re a coward
My aunt has a farm in Arkansas with an apple tree that was planted by Johnny Appleseed, it's marked by the state and everything. Pretty cool.
Helen Ann how big is it.
Daniel Cuevas It's been a good 10 years since I saw it so my memory is a bit faded but from what I can remember it wasn't super big, apple tree sized I guess? It was fall when I saw it so all the leaves were dropped and that made it look smaller than it probably was. They trimmed it when it needed it as well so it wouldn't be huge.
Helen Ann Do you know where in Arkansas? Just curious, I live in the state.
Police 159 Near Clinton.
That's awesome! Johnny sure did a lot of walking!
what if he was just a pothead and didn’t actually wear a pot on his head
Strong whiskey called Applejack I am now wondering how they got the name for the my little pony
it had to have been an in joke, there's no way they were referring to the fucking cereal if nothing else, this at least validates bronies tendency to depict AJ as a lush XD
Sarah Thompson 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
OMG you sir are a genius
"What were his *CORE* values"
I really wish Ruining History were a weekly show for BuzzFeed. One of the best series I've seen from you guys.
solojones1138 how about instead you just watch Adam ruins everything. Buzz feed just steals ideas from other people 24/7
Placebø Cømplex I appreciate the recommendation. I'll definitely watch that series. But as person who works in a creative field myself (TV), I will just say that everyone borrows from everyone. It's perfectly fine to be inspired by something and make your own thing with a spin on it. I really like that BuzzFeed has done their own history show, because as a history nerd I like that they can reach an audience who might not normally care as much.
solojones1138 I totally get needing inspiration and ideas. And I understand having to look at others work to find that. BUT, Buzz feed is known to completely rip off other smaller channels content. The episode where they get "taught by a witch" or whatever that witchcraft episode was, was completely stolen from a smaller channel. Who went to the same place months prior and filmed a video. Genuinely looking for inspiration and ideas to help expand your own art style is fine! Completely taking the idea and only tinkering it a small bit is plagerizim. It's theft. And that's what buzfeed is all about. Don't get me wrong. Their are a few videos I do like! But I do not support their "creativity", that's based on time crunches (on their hard working employees) and theft, one bit.
I get quite defensive over artistic theft. I've had it happen to me several times. And there's a major difference from needing inspiration and stealing.
Placebø Cømplex Fair enough, but this particular series is not that similar to the one you linked to. Cracked articles are actually more similar. But this format where they do a round table is in fact different from these other examples anyway. Personally I like seeing BuzzFeed dip into this type of content. I know people who've worked on their videos, so I do understand how they often operate. But to me Ruining History is more unique and high quality than some of their other stuff. So I'm just saying I'd like to see more stuff like this more often.
I continue to feel that "And reciting original poetry to every surviving inhabitant" deserves more love.
"Died of constipation of the bowels" HELP I CANT BREATHEEEEE
This video has all my favourite people from buzzfeed!
What is the meaning of life? ???? Yassssssssssss
Brendan Bradley what are you talking about its just a job... buzzfeeds not that bad jeez
I love this video
Just missing quinta
rai francisco Who?
"was celibate" Did he really have a choice in the matter anyway?
Dani HAHAHAHA ikr
According to the women on tbe panel, he was pretty 🔥
I'll bet he stank, too. Ewwwww.
he was a fuckin catch idk what youre talking about
Johnny Incelseed
“I went to public school in Florida I don’t know this man” I felt that
I live in Fort Wayne, the town he was buried in, and every fall we have a festival where all these amish-vibed ppl come sell their stuff! we have a baseball team called the tincaps, after his pot, and their mascot is johnny :)
Bro I’m from Fort Wayne too! I had to help volunteer in the festival all the time...plus the tin caps are epic (at least cooler than the wizards were)
What about the part where there’s a road called Harry Baals near the park.
@@Reallymeanbean and baals fest every year 👍
@@Reallymeanbean thats actually the road that the park where Johnny appleseed is buried
amish vibed ppl
We need more of this series please
Sunyoung Park yes but just shane and Ryan. The rest are cancerous buzzfeed
yes !!!! ive fallen in love with this series hahahaahah
The "Mike Pence?" Had me rolling
Kelsey saying “I don’t know who this person is I went to public school in Florida” is the funniest thing to have ever been said
Didn’t know C.C. Tinsley did newcsasting -snarky grin-
science has proved that I will click anything with ryan and shane's mugs on it, clickbait me buzzfeedblue
He was buried in Fort Wayne. We have a festival for him every year and his grave is the one place that’s kinda cool lol.
Nevaeh Dye but only in Fort Wayne. No one else Indiana celebrates him 😂
Nevaeh Dye I think everyone knew that, i think atleast.
I live about 100 miles from Fort Wayne yeah trust me I know who Johnny Appleseed is
Misael Ramirez good
I like that people just leave apples on his grave. It's kind of littering, but it's a nice sentiment.
Love listening to ruining history while I'm drawing. I'm an artist and it's nice finding things you can listen to without really having to watch
Not an artist, but enjoy drawing/colouring to relax. So I agree :)
when he said that heaven is split into 3 different sections my mind went straight to the good place, the bad place and the medium place. lol it's confirmed
YEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
was i the only one who thought "..core values" was funny? as a *pun* ? just me? okay..
Violette Kim I appreciated it so much 👏👏👏
Same here
ket seraza I died of laughter. GOlD
No I thought it was funny too
"This is what we're here to do, y'know? We're here to say 'Hey this..."' *I'm a little bit drunk.*" -Shane Madej 2017
I love that Keith is the only sane one realizing he was a maniac
No one: … Absolutely no one: … Keith: HE WEARS A SACK!!!!
After watching so much unsolved it's weird to hear Shane narrating.
Love how Kelsey was the only one to finish the drink 🥃😂
13:54
Yeah well less than two years after this video she quit drinking entirely because she felt she was too dependent on alcohol, so let’s keep things in perspective here.
Ruining History is pretty good!
Gina Marsh it would be great if this was a weekly thing
*Ryan woohoo-ing in a bush flashbacks*
No matter how crippling my depression is on any given day, this never fails to bring a smile to my face and lift my spirits just a little.
This series is too good for buzzfeed
I was not expecting this video today. I'm soooo glad it's up. It's a good distraction from finals.
Leah S You have finals too? I am trying so hard not to have a mental breakdown.
Deborah V always trying to avoid a mental breakdown lol. Good luck! You got this!!!
Leah S thanks! Good luck as well!
oml same. Finals are killing me.
Hey! me too! good luck to everyone!
Just in case you wanted to know: HE DID WEAR THE POT
Stop snitching
Thanks 6ix9ine.
I love Sara, she is so funny. I’m glad her and Shane are a couple.
They are so sarcastic xD
Katk52 OK
That’s why it’s so good 😂
so true xD
say this, and suddenly nearly one thousand people will click a thumbs-up button
Parrot Ox xD
*(wheeze)*
Olivia Pixie I was the 420th comment 👀
The Girls: "if it was a woman...SHE 👏🏽 WOULD 👏🏽 BE 👏🏽 BURNED 👏🏽 AT 👏🏽 THE 👏🏽 STAKE👏🏽!!!"
YEPPP
As someone who had a wolf as a pet (more like a babysitter): Yes, a wolf's trust and love is unquestionable.
I really like the host. He knows what he's doing; he handles it well; and he puts out quality content. It seems like all of his content is high quality. I respect someone like that.
Trevor Lassig Agreed! *nods head*
His content is quality because he has skilled and talented people working with him.
him and ryan lol they almost dont need buzzfeed they could do their shows on netflix or something its just too bad they sold their souls to buzzfeed lol owell as long as they are given 100% freedom and higher budget Im fine.
Also not scared of ghosts !
Ruining history: Bullying Ryan Bergara
Verloria Yami 😢
"idk who this is i went to public school in flordia" IM CRYING OMG 1:05
They should do a video on the legends and facts behind King Arthur.
I love the fact that God told a dude “Stop eating so much.”
me @ me
HE DRESSED LIKE DOBBY!!!!!!!
Alivia Rennia GIVE THAT MAN A SOCK
😮 You’re right!
he roams around so much because he was finally free!
Alivia Rennia Master has given Johnny a sock! Johnny is freeeeeeeee!
Alivia Rennia RIP DOBBY
kelsey was the only one who drained their cup and I'm wheezing
13:42 I just love how proud Shane is of his horizontal joke
shane has a beautiful, beautiful voice
To add to this history lesson; Johnny-boy's final resting place is located in Fort Wayne Indiana, and his grave still stands today. That's the whole reason why we have our annual Johnny Appleseed festival!
As a New Jersey native who makes his own Applejack, i now care significantly more about Johnny Appleseed
*apple-jesus*
Put Shane and Ryan in the thumbnail and I click at like 10000000mph
LittleShaq RIP phone
I was like “I never learned about Johnny Appleseed.” And then I hear “I went to public school in Florida.” Same
Ryan said he would never have sex with a ghost but he did in the sims. We will never forget mimsy
Why did they only put Shane and Ryan in the thumbnail lol
Click bait
Kind of click bait but also not really click bait. Since putting all of them on the thumbnail would make it way too cluttered. And you click faster when those two are in it, at least I do. But they are not falsely advertising their video, they both appear in the video.
Twilight Bright clickbait boi
It's called. Knowing who people like the most. Aka clickbait😂😂
You know why
*Look at my tiny trees* *"Ugh fine."* AHAHAHAH WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH
5SecøndsØfTwentyØneCrybabies!AtTheDiscø can I just say damn hiatus
Lol me too
5SecøndsØfTwentyØneCrybabies!AtTheDiscø THE USERNAME I LOVE
ur username makes me cringe and I know you're gonna regret that one. but the hiatus is hitting me hard man
Your user name fucking sucks
You guys are hilarious! Loving the channels and content. Great chemistry between the hosts.🤘
Right when Shane was about to read the description an ad popped up for some sort of anti-depressant.
"You seem really transfixed on the sac" "HE WEARS A SACK"
CAUSE I FEEL IT IN THE WIND
"I don't know who this person is; I went to public school in Florida." I know that feel
“You see these apples brah” -Ryan
Feel like Ryan should now be allowed to hijack the last few minutes of this show to tell some random anthropomorphic food themed story. I mean, you own him that much Shane.
for him it would have to be something to do with aliens lol
I feel like Ryan having to listen to the Hotdoga is Shane's revenge for having to listen to all Ryan's insane theories.
*15 minutes of people ganging up on Ryan😂
My mom had a black wolf named Sagan growing up, no vet could say what kind of dog breed he was but eventually we found out that he was a wolf. Bit me in the stomach when I was a baby. He didn't bite hard; it was a warning because he felt I was taking over my mom's attention from him. He didn't really draw too much blood. Still remember it.
Hope you didn't have to put him down also the hell she get a black wolf and how could no vet tel that it was a freaking wolf
@@jacobpickens2283 All the vets thought he was just a regular run of the mill dog, and so they went off of that. They always just said; "That's one weird dog," She got him when her first husband went to the pound; he stuck his hand in every cage and the first one that bit him was Sagan. He wanted the dog to protect her, is what she says He ran away after biting me; my dad flipped out and attacked him, looked into his eyes and he just left. We found his body not far from the house. It was gruesome. A mountain lion had killed him. We accidentally walked into the scene and scared it off when it was eating. It's tracks were everywhere in the mud
@@jacobpickens2283 We found out he was a wolf watching an episode of Sons of Tuscon lol. The one where he found a wolf and thought it was a dog, but found out later that it wasn't by watching a nature documentary. The whole time, my mom was like, "Oh wow that really looks like Sagan," and when we saw that scene she just said it made a lot of sense. Wolves only imprint on one human usually, and don't take it well when others enter the picture. We googled it and there were just so many pictures of wolves that look like him.
@@IndrasChildDeepAsleep that took a dark turn ...
@@tabora_ yeah lol I don't have many stories that don't for some reason
"What a lunatic." 🤣
I have a story of a distant cousin who was a great grandmother she never wore shoes NEVER not even when she was older she walked the dirt roads for miles in middle of butt nowhere louisiana one day she walked the road she always had this native brown old woman is leaving church to go home she tripped a little and when they asked 'what happened' she just said she stepped on something turns out she stepped on an iron nail but when they checked her foot there was nothing and the nail was almost crumpled her calused foot was unaffected thus she is the iron foot grandma and will forever be a badass in my book
That's a folk tale waiting to be penned!
Iron foot grandma is my new band name
but for now this mystery will remain unsolved
Oliviaaa Murphyyy *wheeze*
"I know nothing I went to public school in Florida."
"You know that history has shown us no matter how not-advanced the technology was, we will do whatever it takes to get fucked up." --Ryan Steven Bergara, 2017 (3:25)
“I don’t know who this person is, I went to public school in Florida” fuckin saaaaame Kelsey! 😂
Aimee P Right I'm saying!!! Same here.