The witch: I can't wait to murder this chil- Little girl: *I am speed*
@hunterhowell86363 жыл бұрын
little girl: YOUR TOO SLOW
@multinamecrisis36563 жыл бұрын
get the fast as f
@user-wn4db8jy5w3 жыл бұрын
adhd and parents be like
@balloon_doggo3 жыл бұрын
Go go fast
@user-tf9xb6pz8i3 жыл бұрын
Gonta go fast!
@errorerrorsansv3 жыл бұрын
Little Girl: you wanna see some real speed?
@peludito5553 жыл бұрын
*inserts adrenaline* ill show you speed.
@balloon_doggo3 жыл бұрын
@@RatOnFlames wtf
@mamaluigi14382 жыл бұрын
@@mamaluigi1438 indeed
@RatOnFlames2 жыл бұрын
@@balloon_doggoAYO.
@ryleydash7gd40310 ай бұрын
When you're kidnapped but Mom says "Where is that girl? Food is almost ready"
@MikeNoob1013 жыл бұрын
Then the witch proceeds to murder the entire family as food.
@TheDevilchilly3 жыл бұрын
Then the child actually escapes because she is fast as hell and then consumes the witch for food.
@KahnLao3 жыл бұрын
@@KahnLao *F U E L*
@doctorsnart63893 жыл бұрын
@@doctorsnart6389 s p e e d
@KahnLao3 жыл бұрын
Good one
@wishing_Mars2 жыл бұрын
The witch: It was literally fast food XD
@MedinaDeer1233 жыл бұрын
Other witches: geez what happened to you, you look like as if your ex demon boyfriend tried to kiss your hand. The witch: my food escaped and gave me this nasty scar, not to mention they were damn fast- what have they been feeding to them-
@lizathebunny3 жыл бұрын
'-'
@joaovictorpereira31223 жыл бұрын
Lol good one
@laptopkid72833 жыл бұрын
I once told that joke to my English teacher aaaand she loved it.
@EEEEEEE363642 жыл бұрын
@@laptopkid7283 i agree
@wishing_Mars2 жыл бұрын
"Dad, can I have a new mom please?" "You already have a mom, dear" The mom at home:
@Haze14343 жыл бұрын
Hol up
@arabmen37473 жыл бұрын
Child: The old Mom is ugly.
@user-cn9sg5fy7k3 жыл бұрын
The meme is evolving
@sophielavaisse70353 жыл бұрын
YEEEEES
@angelthomasagnas29603 жыл бұрын
Oh god no
@toyuki63673 жыл бұрын
Girl : *gets kidnapped* Also the girl : hold up my mom bought mcdonalds
@gembarasaibuariealdi90293 жыл бұрын
*when it gets cold*
@balloon_doggo3 жыл бұрын
3 minute
@ratchanidastpp.16723 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Princess Peach did that while escaping Bowser.
@jessiebeck88913 жыл бұрын
Princess BadA$$
@balloon_doggo3 жыл бұрын
XD
@stephanieescobar56633 жыл бұрын
She kinda did that in Paper Mario
@rockhistoria25373 жыл бұрын
@@rockhistoria2537 which paper mario
@Jords2503 жыл бұрын
@@Jords250 the first one
@rockhistoria25373 жыл бұрын
The song that plays in ma mind when i wake from a nightmare: 2:20
@thejerkjoe58463 жыл бұрын
The demon that was gonna kill you: WHAT THE HECKKK
@balloon_doggo3 жыл бұрын
Well can this minute 2:30
@Punishmentbird3 жыл бұрын
@@Punishmentbird 2:30 Going back to sleep but it’s the same nightmare
@funkyboy56103 жыл бұрын
The only hope is to wake up....or they are real nightmare
@angelthomasagnas29603 жыл бұрын
"Come over" I can't, a witch/demon kidnapped me "I just got the new smash!"
@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez24503 жыл бұрын
WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO!?
@funkyboy56103 жыл бұрын
The witch: You have been trapped, now I shall eat you. Little girl: No, I don't think I will
@mada27743 жыл бұрын
why would the girl eat herself
@balloon_doggo3 жыл бұрын
@@balloon_doggo the monster is a witch
@angelthomasagnas29603 жыл бұрын
Also all monster eats human its how humanity works
@angelthomasagnas29603 жыл бұрын
Game: RUN. Little girl: “GOTTA GO FAST!”
@nikki111113 жыл бұрын
Little girl: I already did that
@funkyboy56103 жыл бұрын
2:00 I can't stop hearing at the distance ''GAS GAS GAS''
@mronion65923 жыл бұрын
Little Girl: *Hey Witch, You Wanna See Me Speedrun?*
@user-lz2rd3sl4x3 жыл бұрын
Gnarled hag: *Catches and cages a little girl* The little girl: "I am Two parallel universes ahead of you."
@doggone12ify3 жыл бұрын
2:42 me: uh oh
@renny4363 жыл бұрын
Propably it is ptsd if you ask me
@bibosbarb96273 жыл бұрын
goodnight forever
@balloon_doggo3 жыл бұрын
Girl: HOW MEANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU OLD HAG I AM *SPEED* *proceeds to jump through the window
@DeadBunnyBar3 жыл бұрын
*Runs away at supersonic speed.
@Silver_Sonic_233 жыл бұрын
I'm already halfway there Halfway there Halfway there Halfway there
@Jords2503 жыл бұрын
If that girl can beat up a witch. Imagine what the adults in that universe can do?
@coolice57863 жыл бұрын
Nah you must me jokin- Wait that's actually a good point
@Rimm_San2 жыл бұрын
:: loads double barrel shotgun :: "Groovy....."
@ISAFSoldier2 жыл бұрын
really solid speedrun! good job :)
@pomgranite26343 жыл бұрын
Oh shit it's the creator himself, do you think you're ever gonna make a sequel to this? Also what project are you working on now as i saw you said you were working on something "different" on a forum post somewhere?
@ddd40402 жыл бұрын
@@ddd4040 creo que este juego no merece una secuela, arruinaria lo principal. por otro lado ojala que al creador le vaya bien y vuelva a ganar la fama.
@AlexD-sg8xx Жыл бұрын
@@AlexD-sg8xx what
@ddd4040 Жыл бұрын
Girl: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move
@suitapes37573 жыл бұрын
2:04 I NEED THIS GOTHIC TRANCE SONG IN MY LIFE!!!
@jeusgarcia85973 жыл бұрын
“This video, a witch will hunt me down and stop me from escaping”
@alloheat3653 жыл бұрын
i just stared at the mouse that was just on the screen the entire time
@ripleyandweeds12883 жыл бұрын
there isnt any us this a joke
@HeinzrichPangestu3 жыл бұрын
@@HeinzrichPangestu wdym there is a mouse cursor visible int the screen lol
@srijanpaul3 жыл бұрын
The mouse starts at 1:16
@Silver_Sonic_233 жыл бұрын
What your supposed to do: hide from the hag to get the tools you need to escape What speed runners do: *escape faster*
@certifiedbruhmoment14363 жыл бұрын
The girl: Oh I've been here before
@ksy444413 жыл бұрын
basically the video:how to escape an old granny with is a witch as quick as possible guide 100% working
@imduke12293 жыл бұрын
*When The Minecraft Game starts Playing Cave sounds And Then there’s a Player in the distance In single Player:* *(Run Hide ｓｐｅｅｄ
@realitycorruption52093 жыл бұрын
Run Fight Speedrun
@balloon_doggo3 жыл бұрын
Y’know he could’ve jumped in the stair at 2:03
@NickiEika3 жыл бұрын
All I hear is pitapatapitapatapitapatapitapatapitapata
@chopsticks42163 жыл бұрын
The artstyle remembers me of Lumpy Touch
@thepipisguy99333 жыл бұрын
When you find strange sugar on floor
@munko33 жыл бұрын
the witch: I have a girl in a cage and I'm sure she won't escape 2 minutes later Well I'll go down to the basement and ....... aaa !!! my face how did he escape and how did he get that ax
@eyei65353 жыл бұрын
Gnarled Hag: A game about steal- no, it is a SPEEDRUN
@edward94873 жыл бұрын
Thank you for introducing me to this amazing game
@sofalint290511 ай бұрын
No mms me tarde un dia en hacerlo y este we lo hace en 2 minutos Nuevo sub👌👌
@horacioguemez71403 жыл бұрын
Holy cow! You got some serious guts!
@arnoldmws63303 жыл бұрын
Nice !! Really good job
@pixelheart19443 жыл бұрын
The speedrunning little girl will have trauma...
@neit_spade80903 жыл бұрын
This game is soooo interesting. I wish that you could also play as the witch, and she would have an ending of her own.
@MSILAER3 жыл бұрын
Little girl gets herself kidnapped again to see how fast she can get out...again
@ItsDanbo3 жыл бұрын
Me, just narrating the ending : the little girl feal like she's in security with her parents, but no.
@sodarkly95763 жыл бұрын
An English comment also nice
@justarandomperson39483 жыл бұрын
Works too
@tasnimnawer69333 жыл бұрын
Wow
@balloon_doggo3 жыл бұрын
How it feels to chew 5 gum
@0.leo_3 жыл бұрын
The witch be like "Heeheeeheeee, gonna cook you up real ni- oh crap that brat run fast you seen dat shit"
@cryonunknown59902 жыл бұрын
my god those foot steps so loud big foot got jelous
@memetea35623 жыл бұрын
5 miles awayy? Dont matter
@balloon_doggo3 жыл бұрын
buenardo
@rogezy90383 жыл бұрын
epico
@yeet17143 жыл бұрын
Copado 😎
@tipoenbolsadebasura72853 жыл бұрын
Sarpado
@guilleuy51763 жыл бұрын
Jajajaja taco burrito perro pepito
@madeira7733 жыл бұрын
Fachero
@Kiggy516033 жыл бұрын
The beat is really sick tho, it shall be my alarm start from tomorow
@nguyenthingocphuong59893 жыл бұрын
2:17 Wow
@mendo97673 жыл бұрын
The little girl be like: *I'm fast af boii*
@KylieXCX3 жыл бұрын
ellis from l4d2 be like
@balloon_doggo3 жыл бұрын
The witch : where its the girl ? The little girl : SAYONARA (n-word)
@brb_yea3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to school in the morning, avoiding an embittered mom:
@oscar_evil3 жыл бұрын
Man it's been so long since I've had a nice big meal like this. Even the rats are excited, I can hear them skittering about everywhere. Huh? What's up with that music box? Better go see... OH NO THE CHILD IS GONE! Oh man oh dear where is it?! Why is my bedroom door open? The basement key is gone, that means the little munchkin is in the basement! Hehehe you little rascal, time to show you why they call me the Gna- OW *GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-* and they're gone already.
@myaltaccount44385 ай бұрын
The rise of a speed running youtuber
@Lasko694203 жыл бұрын
Witch? What Witch?
@Rompastompa713 жыл бұрын
New sub !!!
@Arits20223 жыл бұрын
GG
@yaatsumk3 жыл бұрын
que buen speedrun
@_-jeffrodo.m.-_15463 жыл бұрын
мама сказала быть дома не позже 22:00 ты в доме поехавшей бабки в 21:59:
@lina_your_bro3 жыл бұрын
Не ожидал увидеть здесь кириллицу
@W1z4rd_L1z4rd3 жыл бұрын
Я опаздывая собираюсь утром в школу, попутно избегая озлобленой мамы:
@oscar_evil3 жыл бұрын
since I havent seen any videos of this game and this is the first video I watched on this game, I kinda jumped at the end😌
@GALAXY-XVI3 жыл бұрын
GENIAL
@dencelchiara44783 жыл бұрын
Me when i running my house to come to my friend house be like
@giosazatking17413 жыл бұрын
I love the video
@kristian58733 жыл бұрын
Epico 😎👌
@kookie_ofhoney79233 жыл бұрын
Imagine how many times he did this to speedrun it
@ipissedonthemoonyouidiot49023 жыл бұрын
*Ive been staring at this for 5 hours now.*
@balloon_doggo3 жыл бұрын
What a madlad
@mikotoscarlet79073 жыл бұрын
That's what I call a pro-gamer move
@queso38733 жыл бұрын
Sebas: a donado +10 bits
@sr_44783 жыл бұрын
Muchas gracias mi gente
@liminal_7523 жыл бұрын
GG xd
@barrelbear11213 жыл бұрын
Wow in two minutes... Fine gentlemen
@carlaurquiol10502 жыл бұрын
New sub
@Flagortrash3 жыл бұрын
Breaking news child escapes a hag that tries to capture her but speed runs the whole house like she was going for a world record
@slunky62693 жыл бұрын
*when your kidnapped but its dinner time*
@_Blu3q3 жыл бұрын
Objective: *RUN* Speedrunner:
@somerando7903 жыл бұрын
Little did the witch know... *the girl was dream*
@breadman98063 жыл бұрын
wow!
@Haru_IDK.3 жыл бұрын
*insert dream's speedrun song*
@leoneytor3 жыл бұрын
THE MORE THE FEAR, THE FASTER THE RUN
@panwasap73 жыл бұрын
Witch: "Time to eat you-" Girl: *speedrun 100*
@TehTotally3 жыл бұрын
My bro:where are you? Me:*speed*
@isneeze55503 жыл бұрын
Buen speedrun de un un buen juego
@user-be7wr3us7c3 жыл бұрын
Ohhh that’s why it looked familiar. She basically runs like Stewie Griffin.
@neomargs3 жыл бұрын
No one: The little girl: “YOU WANNA SEE SOME REAL SPEED B**CH ILL SHOW YOU SOME SPEED”
@FurryGaragemakerYT3 жыл бұрын
Poggers😩
@DeviTron3 жыл бұрын
Like
@yagizkara43853 жыл бұрын
cool
@monchh3 жыл бұрын
Little GIRL : Gotta go fast
@JU5T_B0RN3 жыл бұрын
witch: i am a fuckin giant monster that runs faster than a car Kid: 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟓𝟎𝟎𝐤/𝐡
@Garfieldtheuwu3 жыл бұрын
POV: You're Grammy is cooking in the toilet and says "Dinner's ready".
@user-cn9sg5fy7k3 жыл бұрын
HEY GRALED HAG WANNA SEE ME SPEEDRUN *Fall guys music start Playing *
@dogecreeper_17343 жыл бұрын
Little girl:im really fast B O I
@mr.potato69573 жыл бұрын
The freaking which is a goat
@Shopping65782 жыл бұрын
Wow
@sfdwe74803 жыл бұрын
Witch: Time to Kill the girl Girl: Sprint Sounds go brrrrrrrr
@KillerAura3 жыл бұрын
I already Saw this video at niht a i don't think i can't sleep now
@unknow_girl6896 Жыл бұрын
2:42 the girl: *ah shit here we go again*
@jordanoh6593 жыл бұрын
👌
@carlaurquiol10502 жыл бұрын
🤘😎👍
@user-mc9pc5ho8f3 жыл бұрын
Girl be like: *pro gamer move*
@kitter_83 жыл бұрын
that's scary when she run's from the witch or maybe... idk?
@cloud_983 жыл бұрын
this kind of reminds me of queen Vanessa's manor from a hat in time
@ryantheboy28213 жыл бұрын
Joke of dream be like: stamina is color green
@whenipissitgivesmethechills3 жыл бұрын
Girl be like: *hold up my parents buyed minecraft*
The witch: I can't wait to murder this chil- Little girl: *I am speed*
little girl: YOUR TOO SLOW
get the fast as f
adhd and parents be like
Go go fast
Gonta go fast!
Little Girl: you wanna see some real speed?
*inserts adrenaline* ill show you speed.
@@RatOnFlames wtf
@@mamaluigi1438 indeed
@@balloon_doggoAYO.
When you're kidnapped but Mom says "Where is that girl? Food is almost ready"
Then the witch proceeds to murder the entire family as food.
Then the child actually escapes because she is fast as hell and then consumes the witch for food.
@@KahnLao *F U E L*
@@doctorsnart6389 s p e e d
Good one
The witch: It was literally fast food XD
Other witches: geez what happened to you, you look like as if your ex demon boyfriend tried to kiss your hand. The witch: my food escaped and gave me this nasty scar, not to mention they were damn fast- what have they been feeding to them-
'-'
Lol good one
I once told that joke to my English teacher aaaand she loved it.
@@laptopkid7283 i agree
"Dad, can I have a new mom please?" "You already have a mom, dear" The mom at home:
Hol up
Child: The old Mom is ugly.
The meme is evolving
YEEEEES
Oh god no
Girl : *gets kidnapped* Also the girl : hold up my mom bought mcdonalds
*when it gets cold*
3 minute
Imagine if Princess Peach did that while escaping Bowser.
Princess BadA$$
XD
She kinda did that in Paper Mario
@@rockhistoria2537 which paper mario
@@Jords250 the first one
The song that plays in ma mind when i wake from a nightmare: 2:20
The demon that was gonna kill you: WHAT THE HECKKK
Well can this minute 2:30
@@Punishmentbird 2:30 Going back to sleep but it’s the same nightmare
The only hope is to wake up....or they are real nightmare
"Come over" I can't, a witch/demon kidnapped me "I just got the new smash!"
WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO!?
The witch: You have been trapped, now I shall eat you. Little girl: No, I don't think I will
why would the girl eat herself
@@balloon_doggo the monster is a witch
Also all monster eats human its how humanity works
Game: RUN. Little girl: “GOTTA GO FAST!”
Little girl: I already did that
2:00 I can't stop hearing at the distance ''GAS GAS GAS''
Little Girl: *Hey Witch, You Wanna See Me Speedrun?*
Gnarled hag: *Catches and cages a little girl* The little girl: "I am Two parallel universes ahead of you."
2:42 me: uh oh
Propably it is ptsd if you ask me
goodnight forever
Girl: HOW MEANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU OLD HAG I AM *SPEED* *proceeds to jump through the window
*Runs away at supersonic speed.
I'm already halfway there Halfway there Halfway there Halfway there
If that girl can beat up a witch. Imagine what the adults in that universe can do?
Nah you must me jokin- Wait that's actually a good point
:: loads double barrel shotgun :: "Groovy....."
really solid speedrun! good job :)
Oh shit it's the creator himself, do you think you're ever gonna make a sequel to this? Also what project are you working on now as i saw you said you were working on something "different" on a forum post somewhere?
@@ddd4040 creo que este juego no merece una secuela, arruinaria lo principal. por otro lado ojala que al creador le vaya bien y vuelva a ganar la fama.
@@AlexD-sg8xx what
Girl: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move
2:04 I NEED THIS GOTHIC TRANCE SONG IN MY LIFE!!!
“This video, a witch will hunt me down and stop me from escaping”
i just stared at the mouse that was just on the screen the entire time
there isnt any us this a joke
@@HeinzrichPangestu wdym there is a mouse cursor visible int the screen lol
The mouse starts at 1:16
What your supposed to do: hide from the hag to get the tools you need to escape What speed runners do: *escape faster*
The girl: Oh I've been here before
basically the video:how to escape an old granny with is a witch as quick as possible guide 100% working
*When The Minecraft Game starts Playing Cave sounds And Then there’s a Player in the distance In single Player:* *(Run Hide ｓｐｅｅｄ
Run Fight Speedrun
Y’know he could’ve jumped in the stair at 2:03
All I hear is pitapatapitapatapitapatapitapatapitapata
The artstyle remembers me of Lumpy Touch
When you find strange sugar on floor
the witch: I have a girl in a cage and I'm sure she won't escape 2 minutes later Well I'll go down to the basement and ....... aaa !!! my face how did he escape and how did he get that ax
Gnarled Hag: A game about steal- no, it is a SPEEDRUN
Thank you for introducing me to this amazing game
No mms me tarde un dia en hacerlo y este we lo hace en 2 minutos Nuevo sub👌👌
Holy cow! You got some serious guts!
Nice !! Really good job
The speedrunning little girl will have trauma...
This game is soooo interesting. I wish that you could also play as the witch, and she would have an ending of her own.
Little girl gets herself kidnapped again to see how fast she can get out...again
Me, just narrating the ending : the little girl feal like she's in security with her parents, but no.
An English comment also nice
Works too
Wow
How it feels to chew 5 gum
The witch be like "Heeheeeheeee, gonna cook you up real ni- oh crap that brat run fast you seen dat shit"
my god those foot steps so loud big foot got jelous
5 miles awayy? Dont matter
buenardo
epico
Copado 😎
Sarpado
Jajajaja taco burrito perro pepito
Fachero
The beat is really sick tho, it shall be my alarm start from tomorow
2:17 Wow
The little girl be like: *I'm fast af boii*
ellis from l4d2 be like
The witch : where its the girl ? The little girl : SAYONARA (n-word)
I'm going to school in the morning, avoiding an embittered mom:
Man it's been so long since I've had a nice big meal like this. Even the rats are excited, I can hear them skittering about everywhere. Huh? What's up with that music box? Better go see... OH NO THE CHILD IS GONE! Oh man oh dear where is it?! Why is my bedroom door open? The basement key is gone, that means the little munchkin is in the basement! Hehehe you little rascal, time to show you why they call me the Gna- OW *GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-* and they're gone already.
The rise of a speed running youtuber
Witch? What Witch?
New sub !!!
GG
que buen speedrun
мама сказала быть дома не позже 22:00 ты в доме поехавшей бабки в 21:59:
Не ожидал увидеть здесь кириллицу
Я опаздывая собираюсь утром в школу, попутно избегая озлобленой мамы:
since I havent seen any videos of this game and this is the first video I watched on this game, I kinda jumped at the end😌
GENIAL
Me when i running my house to come to my friend house be like
I love the video
Epico 😎👌
Imagine how many times he did this to speedrun it
*Ive been staring at this for 5 hours now.*
What a madlad
That's what I call a pro-gamer move
Sebas: a donado +10 bits
Muchas gracias mi gente
GG xd
Wow in two minutes... Fine gentlemen
New sub
Breaking news child escapes a hag that tries to capture her but speed runs the whole house like she was going for a world record
*when your kidnapped but its dinner time*
Objective: *RUN* Speedrunner:
Little did the witch know... *the girl was dream*
wow!
*insert dream's speedrun song*
THE MORE THE FEAR, THE FASTER THE RUN
Witch: "Time to eat you-" Girl: *speedrun 100*
My bro:where are you? Me:*speed*
Buen speedrun de un un buen juego
Ohhh that’s why it looked familiar. She basically runs like Stewie Griffin.
No one: The little girl: “YOU WANNA SEE SOME REAL SPEED B**CH ILL SHOW YOU SOME SPEED”
Poggers😩
Like
cool
Little GIRL : Gotta go fast
witch: i am a fuckin giant monster that runs faster than a car Kid: 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟓𝟎𝟎𝐤/𝐡
POV: You're Grammy is cooking in the toilet and says "Dinner's ready".
HEY GRALED HAG WANNA SEE ME SPEEDRUN *Fall guys music start Playing *
Little girl:im really fast B O I
The freaking which is a goat
Wow
Witch: Time to Kill the girl Girl: Sprint Sounds go brrrrrrrr
I already Saw this video at niht a i don't think i can't sleep now
2:42 the girl: *ah shit here we go again*
👌
🤘😎👍
Girl be like: *pro gamer move*
that's scary when she run's from the witch or maybe... idk?
this kind of reminds me of queen Vanessa's manor from a hat in time
Joke of dream be like: stamina is color green
Girl be like: *hold up my parents buyed minecraft*