Ring: Chad Alberich blows off the Rhinemaidens and Surfs Away
2024 ж. 9 Сәу.
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Featured in Mandalore Gaming's review of the old Ring adventure game, Alberich is one of the greatest characters in all of fiction. This is one humble artist's attempts to recreate Alberich's greatest moment of triumph when he devastates the Rhinemaidens with the most acidic insults ever penned, turning them to Soynemaidens and leaving them to Rhinemald and Rhineseethe as he obtains his prized gold.
Audio taken from MandaloreGaming's review: • Ring: A Mind Melting A...
Alberich being recasted in Ring 2 was the biggest crime against gaming ever. This guy is amazing
From "Thr most dangerous man under 5 feet" to "I am but a dwarf don't hurt me"
@@cemaydn9284 I mean, from what I know of the original, that seems to track pretty well. Like, doesn't he cry and piss his pants when Loge takes the Ring from him? Deserved.
A crime against humanity I dare say, nay, a crime against dwarven kind
I got my first 666th like! YEAH! HAIL SATAN!!!
The trick is, Alberich was easily put in his place, but was still some manner of cunning since he knew exactly how far brute force would carry him, and thus have a decent composure under that kind of pressure. If Alberich maintained his course from the first game, tricking the giant into blinding himself is absolutely the jam, but he would be covered in enough salt to give a spider pause because he's enough of a freak to try and escape by landing in the salt larder. He would be actively taunting Siegfried and calling him the most rancid shit off the dome as he ran around Fafnir's cave. He would throw a tantrum, but there would be no fear so much ax there would be impotent spite.
"Fuck off I hate being happy."
"I don't want peace, I want problem always!"
this
He's literally me
As for oblivion, my little fishy... you are already history.
Alberich's all about Skyrim, you see
@@nobodyinparticular9640 Alberich is 100% a Morrowind player
@@LordVader1094Nah, Alberich is all in on Arena.
Alberich doesn't need to be a sigma male, sigma males need to be alberich
the sigma of sigmas, even Ryan Gosling can do little more than look and say "He's literally ME!"
"elusive as the river, deceptive as a woman. A dwarf I maybe, yet I am not fool enough to be caught in your net."
Reject Fussy, embrace magic bling.
Reject Rhinemussy, embrace slide puzzles
Reject Fishussy, embrace Surfing
I will never again seeing people be described as "fussy eaters" the same again
@@Reac2 Then my work here is done. 😈
And so, like a recurring fever dream, i am reminded of the existence of Ring.
you didn't think you could escape your cycles of guilt did you?
This VA gave one of the most legendary villain performances of all time and no one saw it because it was in this game😭
For context, this animation is only very slightly exaggerated, that's pretty much exactly what happens.
If anything, it's understated, because he doesn't drift back and forth of surfboard.
Is actually underselling it
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 and because only his mouth moves. instead of the entire head randomly wobbling with every word
GOD HE'S SO COOL
Ah yes, the ultimate chad. Props to Mandalore Gaming for introducing him to the internet, sweet animation btw
Ross Scott had been slowly Dwarf-pilling me but Mandy showing off Alberich pushed me over the edge. I am now a CERTIFIED Dwarf Enjoyer.
It helps that Alberich is a sci-fi biomechanical freak that was apparently meant to have a fucking Transformers-ass beast mode according to his design drafts
the devs nerf him so bad in the Ring 2 😢 thats not my man anymore
My thoughts exactly.
Albepoor
He was too powerful to be kept alive
He is the Dwarf of Dwarves...The Biggest of the smallest!
This is unironically better animated than the original game.
Alberich before became Albepoor
Hes just so GOD. DAMN. COOL
for those wondering, the voice actor for alberich is david gasman, who also voices rayman and rabbid mario in "mario + rabbids: sparks of hope"
Sending this to every fish I know
What a fucking lad!
* slides down pixle sunglasses * "Deal with it." XDDDDDDDDDD
A true alpha chad on that sigma grindset getting his fat stacks.
This needs more views. This is the exact vibe i get from that dialogue.
High Art
Alberich the best chaos dwarf.
Tzar na grund for hashut 😎
Your description is gold
that hard cut to the maiden oof
Nice. Well done, very meme worthy. Mando would be proud.
He's... He's just like me. For real.
This Dwarf is my spirit animal.
I hate being happy or anyone who is happy
Just rewatched this review again. Alberich is legendary. Best part of that game lol.
my favorite scene in all of gaming has been animated. thank you!
What a chad.
Should've included the other 2 masterpieces that were his responses
"The glory of humanity would hencefoward stretch on, through time and space, to the vanishing point of reality,"
Certified Giga chad
Ring 2 made him Albepoor
this is such a niche joke its insane
The vine boom sound effect makes it lmao
Gotta love Alberich. Great animation
absolute truecel, fucking stone cold
I love that this exists. I only wish it was all three scenes of this.
Hmm...
certified hood classic animated
Mandaloregaming should check this one out
Fun fact: this is Rayman’s English voice, David Gasman
Gem
Spine-tingling, genre-defining, slow-burn gemerald with no jumpscares
Art
Amazing.
Amazing!
so cool...
Holy shit you put way too much effort into this
legendary
Alberich is portrayed as a figure of great renown by dwarves and oftentimes their god. After seeing this, do you really have to ask why? 🗿
Das Grindgold
D E E P C U T
Drizzle Drizzle
I didnt know they maade a game based off of the ring cycle
this game...
Someone is going to stumble on this video and the comments section and think they've penetrated the matrix or some shit.
They never did pay me for using my likeness.
Absolute perfection, Alberich is one of the best characters in fiction Does anyone have an invite to Mandy's server? Was in Shammy's server's Lowry before that whole thing imploded
True SIGMA male
Sometimes this is what it feels like to be asexual
mandalame is so cringe.
wtf is this