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Peter pretends to be a shark

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2023 ж. 13 Қар.
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  • The shark sounds like Bruce 💀

    @FurbyFanGraduateOfBHS@FurbyFanGraduateOfBHS6 ай бұрын

    • Oh my god I just realized the joke. The shark in jaws is canonically named *Bruce*

      @billcipher9124@billcipher91246 ай бұрын

    • ​@@billcipher9124holy shit your right

      @larochecyril7683@larochecyril76836 ай бұрын

    • @@larochecyril7683 idk if that’s just coincidence or anything but oh my god that is awesome

      @billcipher9124@billcipher91246 ай бұрын

    • Oh no

      @dinosakurus7157@dinosakurus71576 ай бұрын

    • @@billcipher9124 knowing how far their jokes can go it think it was intended

      @larochecyril7683@larochecyril76836 ай бұрын

  • Jaws 2 and a half! Jaws goes on a diet!

    @newavenger1534@newavenger15346 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @Max.Zjj_@Max.Zjj_6 ай бұрын

    • Indeed

      @GuyOfficiaI@GuyOfficiaI6 ай бұрын

    • That is a genuine family guy jinger

      @KunalKeshav-dq6ty@KunalKeshav-dq6ty5 ай бұрын

    • His names JAWsh

      @Ohm_finder619@Ohm_finder6195 ай бұрын

    • 😂

      @user-lp2by6te7z@user-lp2by6te7z5 ай бұрын

  • Glad to see the shark is taking care of itself Rock on shark we all believe in you

    @AveragealienWhocosplays-gj2tg@AveragealienWhocosplays-gj2tg6 ай бұрын

    • The likes are now 666 coincidence🤯 most likely

      @No_creative_ideas_today7578@No_creative_ideas_today75784 ай бұрын

  • He he he he he he he he he I’m half shark haft Peter he he he he he he

    @user-jc5ck4uk4f@user-jc5ck4uk4f6 ай бұрын

    • Don't come near me I will eat you he he he he ...

      @cocomo3141@cocomo31416 ай бұрын

    • 😂

      @MissGettysburg@MissGettysburg5 ай бұрын

    • Will you knock that off

      @Mehdirose@Mehdirose5 ай бұрын

    • It's getting annoying

      @RamyaBhat-wp1tm@RamyaBhat-wp1tm5 ай бұрын

    • @@RamyaBhat-wp1tmalright fine ima go scare some people

      @VLADMIRPUTIN2022@VLADMIRPUTIN20225 ай бұрын

  • Sharks actually thow up their stomaches to remove bones, so there would be no bones stuck in his anus

    @CAYTRW@CAYTRW6 ай бұрын

    • You didn't get the joke 😂

      @stevenallen4718@stevenallen47186 ай бұрын

    • ​@@stevenallen4718🤓🤓🤓

      @Vinxinity@Vinxinity6 ай бұрын

    • ​@@stevenallen4718explain

      @dijith._@dijith._6 ай бұрын

    • ​@@stevenallen4718he got the joke

      @dinamosflams@dinamosflams6 ай бұрын

    • @@stevenallen4718 No, he got the joke, he's just giving a fun fact.

      @demongamer_IX@demongamer_IX6 ай бұрын

  • That's a whole Megalodon right there.

    @souhardyaadhikari7822@souhardyaadhikari78225 ай бұрын

    • 😂

      @HEC.GAMING@HEC.GAMING4 ай бұрын

    • Compared to 1 human and a dog most sharks would look that massive beneath them

      @Benijizer@Benijizer3 ай бұрын

    • @@Benijizer Well I don’t think so. It’s jaw is almost twice as big

      @al3xxx918@al3xxx9183 ай бұрын

    • @@al3xxx918 it’s obviously a bigger species of shark most likely a great white and majority of great whites would look even bigger irl then this one

      @Benijizer@Benijizer3 ай бұрын

    • ​@@Benijizerbullshit, just the jaw is bigger than two humans length, no shark is that big

      @xBintu@xBintu3 ай бұрын

  • "I got a bone stuck in my anus"Got me dying💀😂💀😂

    @noahbrertton3678@noahbrertton36785 ай бұрын

    • Dude same

      @Sillysans464@Sillysans4645 ай бұрын

    • @@Sillysans464just subbed bro 😂😂😅

      @JustinYiseverywhere@JustinYiseverywhere4 ай бұрын

  • Hee-hee, Hee-hee, Hee-hee, Hee-hee, Hee-hee, Hee-hee, I'm half sha-ark and half Pe-ter, don't come near me, I will eat you, Hee-hee, Hee-hee, Hee-hee, Hee-hee, Hee-hee -

    @slg3YT@slg3YT5 ай бұрын

    • =)))

      @PetersTimes@PetersTimes5 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @MissGettysburg@MissGettysburg5 ай бұрын

    • The fact you counted each "Hee"... Not that I counted it too :)

      @Lucaswfs2805@Lucaswfs28055 ай бұрын

    • ​​@@xandercage2388peter: alright fine i'm gonna go scare some people

      @deionrobinson7341@deionrobinson73415 ай бұрын

    • ​@@deionrobinson7341eh no on gonne buy it, theres no shark around here

      @Beth_0477@Beth_04775 ай бұрын

  • “Half peed”💀

    @moeszylak5726@moeszylak57266 ай бұрын

    • Shows the lack of effort imo

      @JackCPlaysGf@JackCPlaysGf6 ай бұрын

    • ​@@JackCPlaysGfthey're auto captions

      @CoinyforReal@CoinyforReal5 ай бұрын

    • @@CoinyforReal I know but I feel like doing that for shorts is lazy

      @JackCPlaysGf@JackCPlaysGf5 ай бұрын

    • @@CoinyforRealyou can edit auto captions tho

      @Trent2K9@Trent2K95 ай бұрын

    • He peed in the water

      @joaovitor10yearsago@joaovitor10yearsago5 ай бұрын

  • The fact people didn’t get the joke on the shark is insane 💀

    @heyitshellfire9153@heyitshellfire91536 ай бұрын

    • Explain

      @dijith._@dijith._6 ай бұрын

    • ​@@dijith._The Shark in Jaws Movie was actual name was Bruce. + There is Bruce on Family Guy & he is Gay. thats the joke

      @darellmawitjere@darellmawitjere6 ай бұрын

    • ​@@darellmawitjereahhhGood catch with the "bruce" name.

      @MyCatInABox@MyCatInABox6 ай бұрын

    • @@MyCatInABox thx 👍

      @darellmawitjere@darellmawitjere6 ай бұрын

    • @@darellmawitjere Never watched jaws. I always fall asleep before they get to the sharks. I have made it to the 1 hour mark and still, no damn sharks.

      @Y_hass@Y_hass5 ай бұрын

  • The way he does the Jaws theme is just brilliant 😂

    @TJSaw@TJSaw5 ай бұрын

    • Free Palestine, you occupiers, land thieves

      @sherifabdelaal00@sherifabdelaal005 ай бұрын

    • 😂

      @HEC.GAMING@HEC.GAMING4 ай бұрын

  • “I’m half shark, and half peed, don’t come near me, I will eat you, nananananananana”😂😂😂

    @GangsterCat18@GangsterCat185 ай бұрын

  • “I’m half shark and half Peter. Don’t come near me I will eat you”

    @-elirpscalion-2487@-elirpscalion-24875 ай бұрын

  • "And now I got a bone stuck in my anus" that's gold 😂💀😂

    @user-rd5sk2qy9q@user-rd5sk2qy9q5 ай бұрын

  • Ah yes, Peed Griffin.

    @justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804@justaguywhokilldiavoloforf28046 ай бұрын

  • The shark though 😂😂😂😂😂

    @alexsanchez8961@alexsanchez89615 ай бұрын

  • Why is Peters shark song so catchy 😂

    @orionfrost@orionfrost5 ай бұрын

  • I remember watching this when I was 7 and I thought the shark said "Now I got a bone stuck in my hands".

    @chango101@chango1015 ай бұрын

  • I bet peter would eat them before the shark

    @ShadowTheGamer560@ShadowTheGamer5606 ай бұрын

  • I’ve replayed this about 50 times and I am still not bored

    @N00b5t@N00b5t5 ай бұрын

  • The shark is so relatable tho

    @Flowers-co6gi@Flowers-co6gi5 ай бұрын

  • They almost got taken out by Meg’s final form.

    @mizkomunikation9478@mizkomunikation94786 ай бұрын

  • Bruh Bruce…voiced by Bruce, can’t believe I just got that! 😂

    @christianephrem160@christianephrem1604 ай бұрын

  • Me when I’m bored out of my mind when my phone is dead and my brother needs something to do

    @Meme-lord-14@Meme-lord-146 ай бұрын

  • I half expected him to come back but actually be half shark half Peter

    @Milestone783@Milestone7835 ай бұрын

  • Peter's singing is amazing

    @populouspopulous9980@populouspopulous99803 ай бұрын

  • One day there will probably be vegan sharks.

    @nathansharma87@nathansharma875 ай бұрын

  • THE SHARK IS CHINESE!!!!!!💀😭

    @StarmanTeslaGaming@StarmanTeslaGaming4 ай бұрын

  • "Im half shark and half peed-" "Bro your pissing in the water man?"

    @BL00D_ALL_@BL00D_ALL_24 күн бұрын

  • lol the way the SHARK TALKS 😂😂😂😂😂

    @CocoBerry-ri2ps@CocoBerry-ri2ps5 күн бұрын

  • That that's that one dude in family Guy I got a bone stuck 😂😂

    @terryejlambert3027@terryejlambert30275 ай бұрын

  • Peter living his best life 😂

    @Eagleboy90210@Eagleboy902103 ай бұрын

  • That's what I feel like is happening under me when I'm swimming too far from shore lol

    @lilsqueezie@lilsqueezie4 ай бұрын

  • I love that Peter just randomly appears once again as always and does something dumb still so damn funny It makes Family Guy to the show we all love imo

    @jojoistgutdrauf@jojoistgutdrauf4 ай бұрын

  • Shit out of control 😂😂😂

    @jawannwomack1950@jawannwomack19502 ай бұрын

  • "i could pug out if i want to"😂😂😂

    @Notmynameyayaya-ly4fr@Notmynameyayaya-ly4frАй бұрын

  • Peter ruins everything but not you, PeterTimes

    @KingHyenaGaming@KingHyenaGaming4 ай бұрын

  • The sharks voice omg 💀💀💀

    @REDACTED-ENTITY@REDACTED-ENTITY5 ай бұрын

    • The voice is a version of one gay character. I don't know his name but he's in Family Guy.

      @user-mk5zx5ue5j@user-mk5zx5ue5j5 ай бұрын

    • @@user-mk5zx5ue5jhis name is Bruce

      @William_Gamer766@William_Gamer7664 ай бұрын

  • You two enjoy yourselves your way and Peter will enjoy himself his way.

    @JonwithnoH0823@JonwithnoH08235 ай бұрын

  • “I’m half shark and half Peter don’t come near me I will eat u “ had me rolling 😂

    @Aries56@Aries564 ай бұрын

  • I don't wanna spend the 4th of July alone again 😂😂😂😂😂

    @abhijitsree@abhijitsreeАй бұрын

  • The way Peter was singing that song 🤣

    @MagguillZ@MagguillZ3 ай бұрын

  • Bro forgot to hide his face💀💀💀

    @Oliboba7@Oliboba7Ай бұрын

  • Gotta respect the shark for staying on the grind

    @jkgaming0565@jkgaming05654 ай бұрын

  • I love how Lois and Brian were looking at him like what the fuck

    @bettasandbeasts6966@bettasandbeasts69663 ай бұрын

  • Bro they can talk now💀

    @Kai_411@Kai_4115 ай бұрын

  • These SHARK 🦈 is more grow up then Peter 😂😂😂

    @vaneram1006@vaneram10066 ай бұрын

  • That shark sounds like Cleveland 😂🤣

    @shukmoney@shukmoney4 ай бұрын

  • Hehehehe I'm half shark

    @abnarayan8391@abnarayan83916 ай бұрын

    • And half Peter

      @xandercage2388@xandercage23885 ай бұрын

    • @@xandercage2388 don’t come near me I will eat you hee-hee hee-hee hee-hee hee-hee hee-hee

      @lovelycutekittycat2900@lovelycutekittycat29005 ай бұрын

  • Damn that shark got more self control than me😅

    @lio1shibossi@lio1shibossi4 ай бұрын

  • The bone just broke me entirelly kkkkkkkkkk😂😂😂😂😂

    @AlexLopesMFH@AlexLopesMFH2 ай бұрын

  • "i am half shark, half peter, dont come near me"

    @Finest-raven@Finest-raven4 ай бұрын

  • Peter: "Don't come near me, I will eat you." Lois: "Tragically, neither of those things are happening in the bedroom." 🛏️

    @unlimitedrabbit@unlimitedrabbit5 ай бұрын

  • Am I tripping or does that shark sound like Cleveland

    @weshervey2202@weshervey22024 ай бұрын

  • I'm half shark I'm half Peter dint come near me I will eat you 😂😂😂😂. Dies of laughter 💀💀💀💀

    @geraleti5692@geraleti56922 ай бұрын

  • 'And half Peed' ☠️☠️☠️☠️

    @hannahbinns5897@hannahbinns5897Ай бұрын

  • Ah, this is so wonderfully peaceful.

    @shannichann7654@shannichann76545 ай бұрын

  • I LOVE this sound for some reason

    @mrylndgrl3574@mrylndgrl3574Ай бұрын

  • Seth MacFarland’s Original: *BRUCE* Now in theatres!!

    @user-pj1he7sm6p@user-pj1he7sm6p4 ай бұрын

  • They already did that type of bit with jaws but nice to see a call back to that joke

    @darklonestar8016@darklonestar80166 ай бұрын

  • Whatever the shark 🦈 said about weight is some how relatable to peter 😅💀

    @liltopgang-js2bd@liltopgang-js2bd3 ай бұрын

  • For a sec Cleveland became a shark😂

    @ryansoloman9137@ryansoloman91375 ай бұрын

  • bro was over sharing a bit

    @StrWrsNrd_34@StrWrsNrd_345 ай бұрын

  • Lois:and so quiet.... Peter:he he he he he he he he he he he he

    @Kaminari656@Kaminari6565 ай бұрын

  • Imagine that shark got intrusive thoughts💀

    @Brandy556@Brandy5564 ай бұрын

  • I don't wanna to spend 4th of July alone again 😂😂😂😂

    @mr.jaxspeed@mr.jaxspeed2 ай бұрын

  • The sharks voice sounds very familiar 😭

    @bluepieee@bluepieee4 ай бұрын

  • I swear Peter’s stupid songs never fail to get stuck in your head

    @dejiadeleye5697@dejiadeleye56973 ай бұрын

  • And that’s when Brian know he’s going to take his shot

    @CrispyXP@CrispyXP4 ай бұрын

  • imagine it was a shark pretending to be Peter

    @DrJose2014@DrJose20142 ай бұрын

  • Captions:im half shark and half peed (Chuckling)

    @Banned82901@Banned829015 ай бұрын

  • The shark is weirdly relatable

    @Mossymoss69@Mossymoss695 ай бұрын

  • Lol" am half shark am half peter I'll eat u"

    @ceasar993@ceasar9932 ай бұрын

  • Show: "I'm half shark and half Peter." Captions: "I'm half shark and half peed." 💀

    @gachazally8914@gachazally89145 ай бұрын

  • "I am peter I am a shark hehehehehe"

    @Alexander-7877@Alexander-7877Ай бұрын

  • bro is it weird that my ass felt like something was in it when i heard him say that 💀

    @Yorichicks@Yorichicks2 ай бұрын

  • The shark is so relatable

    @GunnarE-wn8do@GunnarE-wn8do3 ай бұрын

  • Peter swims with his glasses

    @brendanlm@brendanlm4 ай бұрын

  • Bro made me laugh 💀

    @charlesanitasiempre9393@charlesanitasiempre93934 ай бұрын

  • The shark is Cleveland 😂😂😂 i just knew it . When he's calm or its the guy who goes "OHHH NOOOOOOO" 😂😂😂

    @AyyoStevie@AyyoStevie3 ай бұрын

  • last words “it’s just so quiet”

    @ramonvillanueva2359@ramonvillanueva23594 ай бұрын

  • Why does the shark sound just like Bruce? 💀 Edit: Oh wait I get the joke

    @CyrusShameli@CyrusShameli5 ай бұрын

  • The shadows behind the letters is insane

    @petie027@petie0274 ай бұрын

  • Peter was spitting bars😱

    @Jaxson_108@Jaxson_1082 ай бұрын

  • “Now i got a bone stuck in my anus” Shark with a mental seizure

    @user-hb3rx8ge4c@user-hb3rx8ge4c4 ай бұрын

  • This made me laught hard 💀🤣

    @imperiummapper@imperiummapper3 ай бұрын

  • Peter:❌ Peed:✅

    @Justsomerandomdude2-ph8ni@Justsomerandomdude2-ph8niАй бұрын

  • Cleveland the shark goes crazyyyy

    @Gaybo32098@Gaybo320984 ай бұрын

  • I wanna know who wrote all the lines for peter cus they are so funny bro😭

    @everythinggamer2663@everythinggamer26633 ай бұрын

  • Bro the worst part is Peter might actually eat someone thinking he became a shark

    @marlonwimberly4998@marlonwimberly49984 ай бұрын

  • Peter is so funny 😂😂😂😂

    @user-cj3yo3gs1v@user-cj3yo3gs1v17 күн бұрын

  • half shark half peed don't come near me 😂

    @Koranito@Koranito4 ай бұрын

  • When producers got to cut the cost with voice casts 😂

    @iamghost6959@iamghost69596 ай бұрын

  • Shark got a bone stuck in his butt. Jealous.

    @zapidoke@zapidoke5 ай бұрын

  • how peter js floating

    @jedynsmith9398@jedynsmith93985 ай бұрын

  • Zesty ahh shark💀💅🏻✨

    @tutel9496@tutel94965 ай бұрын

  • The song is so good😂❤

    @Gojoiscool72@Gojoiscool724 ай бұрын

  • Well, too much information Mr Shark😳

    @frank.z.ntakind463@frank.z.ntakind4632 күн бұрын

  • I love that the subtitle has a shadow

    @TheAschkeks@TheAschkeks3 ай бұрын

  • How did peter looked like he was walking but actually ITS SO DEEP

    @TrollgeMpgOfficial@TrollgeMpgOfficialАй бұрын
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