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Tods vile bollock dagger - My first dagger!

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2023 ж. 20 Қыр.
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I made a dagger 27 years ago I was so proud of.....for a while. Then I sold it on and just recently it came back to me and after 27 years of absence I can now say as a definite fact - IT IS HIDEOUS!!!! Quite well made but hideous none the less.
My first bollock dagger.
I don't know why you might want to see it, except to laugh at me, but we all need humbling sometimes, so prepare your selves for probably the nastiest dagger made.
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Evolution of the bollock dagger • Evolution of the Bollo...
How did the bollock dagger get its name? • How did the Bollock da...
Many thanks to David Black who first told me about the bollock dagger and gave me faith in my work (even after seeing this dagger). To Ted Lloyd for keeping this vile object safe for 27 years. To Kentwell Hall for making me love history www.kentwell.co.uk
Edited by Will Ellett

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  • If someone dispatched me with that piece I would haunt them with all my being.

    @bretalvarez3097@bretalvarez30977 ай бұрын

    • You would probably end up linking your being to the dagger and haunt whomever owned it.

      @IWW886@IWW8867 ай бұрын

    • Puts a new tint on 'tearing him a new one' with that sticking out of you.

      @mandowarrior123@mandowarrior1237 ай бұрын

  • I never thought I would want to see Tod unpixelate his bollock

    @sirwi11iam@sirwi11iam7 ай бұрын

    • this right here is something i never thought I'd hear under normal circumstances

      @snowydeagles15@snowydeagles157 ай бұрын

    • @@snowydeagles15 😆

      @sirwi11iam@sirwi11iam7 ай бұрын

    • I'll bet his bollock dagger fits well in the hand.

      @beowulfsrevenge4369@beowulfsrevenge43697 ай бұрын

    • I am sure you were anticipating this, but be careful what you wish for. And....well of course, todd envies his own work.

      @danielgreen6302@danielgreen63027 ай бұрын

    • this is my first time on this channel, does this gentleman only content like this?

      @m0-m0597@m0-m05977 ай бұрын

  • Finally, a dagger fit for a princess. Kills by day, thrills by night.

    @fozfactor@fozfactor7 ай бұрын

    • hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha

      @blochtar@blochtar7 ай бұрын

    • Ribbed...for her pleasure.

      @njones420@njones4207 ай бұрын

    • Brilliant

      @TheFlyguywill@TheFlyguywill7 ай бұрын

    • You probably shouldn't look up the term "hilting." It is a thing.

      @tarmaque@tarmaque7 ай бұрын

    • Oh dear…

      @a.z7469@a.z74697 ай бұрын

  • OK, that is the most anatomically accurate bollock dagger ever, no one can't deny that!

    @LuxisAlukard@LuxisAlukard7 ай бұрын

    • I don't know, seems a little on the large side.

      @DH-xw6jp@DH-xw6jp7 ай бұрын

    • Very slightly above average, perhaps. Still seems to fit will in the hand.@@DH-xw6jp

      @philkensebben157@philkensebben1577 ай бұрын

    • Indeed. Finally, someone takes history seriously. I appreciate the fine arts of great jokes. Please, make a limp knife too!

      @kveitehitmaker6316@kveitehitmaker63167 ай бұрын

    • That dagger is ... bollocks 😂

      @Deipnosophist_the_Gastronomer@Deipnosophist_the_Gastronomer7 ай бұрын

    • Could have done with a bit of leather around the head on the handle. Probably would have made it a bit more comfortable in the hand.

      @ericv00@ericv007 ай бұрын

  • For people who really need to compensate, Tod can do one in a two-handed variant.

    @arkdeniz@arkdeniz7 ай бұрын

    • I guess this brings up the question of if anyone ever made a bollock sword. Weird historical weapons maybe?

      @jayd5836@jayd58367 ай бұрын

    • @@jayd5836 I don't think there is any question it would have been made at some point, the resources are available and the cost over any other form of handle negligible. In the same way there really stupid cars/bikes/clothing made now that are nothing but a joke that is just about practical enough to use (and now usually costing far far more than a more normal option). I suspect something like this 'Tod's second? bollock' probably existed in history somewhere too. Maybe even for exactly the same reasoning his came to be 'oh this idea is really fashionable in Paris' says the Conquistador to the native, who then thinks its a good joke and tells his buddy they want to 'shaft' their opponents in this way too...

      @foldionepapyrus3441@foldionepapyrus34417 ай бұрын

    • For the French., He can also make one with 3 balls!!

      @MusMasi@MusMasi7 ай бұрын

    • The grip turned from the finest ebony...

      @dutchboy9273@dutchboy92737 ай бұрын

    • i have a bastard sword with a anatomical handle, like the celtic handles but instead of having sword blade as the 'head' i made the head and arms the pommel then handle is body still & it used to have a curved knife hilt/long celtic hilt but these days its a drider:P /has a knife hilt & 4 upturned 'legs' on hilt 2 each side running 8cm or so down blade/6 legs with a limited shell/cup section above hand. it is lacking large pronounced bollox though its just the phalus legs body arms head, but its a mighty phalus 5-6cm wide 68cm long 19cm handle 5cms of brass pommel :P its kinda heavy but has its balance just above hilt & a lot of sword catchers even pommel can direct a blade because of upturned arms & its wide enough i have just blocked thrusts & javalins on the flat of blade before &most importantly it looks amusing for practicing with lol

      @hamasmillitant1@hamasmillitant17 ай бұрын

  • As per historical variety, there is no chance this is the first appearance of such a piece. Absolutely positive someone in period had made one shaped just like that.

    @DwarfInBlues@DwarfInBlues7 ай бұрын

    • I'd imagine it happened a lot when the trend was starting. Probably in a similar manner too. A friend tells their friends that they heard from another friend that heard from an uncle that just got back from a trip that the stilly people over there are making daggers end the shape of a male member, they have a laugh and one of them says "I'm going to make one!" LOL

      @ShagShaggio@ShagShaggio7 ай бұрын

    • when he flicks through examples there's at least two that are anatomically correct.

      @thekaxmax@thekaxmax7 ай бұрын

    • @@ShagShaggio It doesn't even take that kind of gossip train to give birth to it. I saw a carpenter back when I was still in elementary that had a hammer with a very phallic shaped wooden handle, it even had an indent on the tip to imitate the hole.

      @redn9215@redn92157 ай бұрын

    • Rule 34 is NOT new, it’s part of human nature.

      @dogcarman@dogcarman7 ай бұрын

    • I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that there's probably a dick-decorated version of every even vaguely phallic-shaped weapon in history. Sword? Shakespeare made that joke already. Pistol? Forgotten Weapons has that video. Rifle? Almost certainly. Cannon? I wouldn't put it past them. Would you count the military pilots who recently drew a dickandballs in their flight tracking software? I would.

      @Chasmodius@Chasmodius7 ай бұрын

  • This reminds me of those medieval paintings of exotic animals where the artist only heard descriptions of the animals from travelers.

    @matsuomasato@matsuomasato7 ай бұрын

    • Of course. I missed that parallel - thanks

      @tods_workshop@tods_workshop7 ай бұрын

    • In that sense this dagger already qualifies as authentically medieval by way of its design process!

      @sealpiercing8476@sealpiercing84767 ай бұрын

  • Knowing all the naughty carvings in churches and kinky medieval art, I 100% believe something like this could have or did exist

    @AndrogynousRatCatcher@AndrogynousRatCatcher7 ай бұрын

    • they dindt see it like that

      @heldermonteiro2718@heldermonteiro27187 ай бұрын

    • Totally agree. In the 13th/14th century that dagger could have easily been seen as maybe a one off, just like any blade back then.

      @LANDYMAN090@LANDYMAN0907 ай бұрын

    • @@zippydastrange that was an amulet against evil eye

      @heldermonteiro2718@heldermonteiro27187 ай бұрын

    • They were both tame and very forthright about things like bollocks daggers depending on the time.

      @beowulfsrevenge4369@beowulfsrevenge43697 ай бұрын

    • There are some very rude ones out there and if you pause on the knight in the flicking pictures, he is wearing a pretty saucy one

      @tods_workshop@tods_workshop7 ай бұрын

  • The awkward part, I can imagine, would be Todd sitting in a corner vigorously sanding the handle to a fine polish 😂

    @BTinsley1992@BTinsley19927 ай бұрын

  • That's basically an antique now. Which means Tod's Workshop could make antique replicas of it. Because I'd probably rise to the occasion and buy one.

    @thehellezell@thehellezell7 ай бұрын

    • Slow 👏

      @gmanbo@gmanbo7 ай бұрын

    • But it's hard.. so. hard...

      @ptonpc@ptonpc7 ай бұрын

    • I'm sure it'd sell. Perhaps even more so if it was made to fit bigger, uh, hands.

      @StraightOuttaJarhois@StraightOuttaJarhois7 ай бұрын

    • LOL @@StraightOuttaJarhois

      @thehellezell@thehellezell7 ай бұрын

    • To become my dream piece it just neads a bigger/longer blade to ballance the handle. To modern eyes it may seem rude or vulgar but prior to the middle ages such imagery was normal and widespread.

      @ianblackband105@ianblackband1057 ай бұрын

  • Still hilarious 1500 years later.

    @r2doucebag595@r2doucebag5957 ай бұрын

    • You in a year 3000?

      @ivarisalie8759@ivarisalie87597 ай бұрын

    • Man's commenting from the future

      @unterhau1102@unterhau11027 ай бұрын

    • ​@@unterhau1102I bet he's used to bollock lightsabers.

      @iododendron3416@iododendron34167 ай бұрын

    • Guys, he's talking about the bollock dagger itself, as a 1500 year old practical joke.

      @MarikHavair@MarikHavair7 ай бұрын

    • @@MarikHavair from the 1300s. It's nice that you guys from the future can send messages back in time but please consider us peasents in the 2100s.

      @iododendron3416@iododendron34167 ай бұрын

  • HOLY.SHIT. I am dead. My officemate just looked around his monitor to figure out why I just exploded into hysterical laughter at the reveal of the bollock dagger. That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen - cheers for the laughs Tod!!!

    @DJMarcO138@DJMarcO1387 ай бұрын

  • Being able to show even your earliest work is the sign of a true shaftsman - er, I mean craftsman.

    @marcusostgard5957@marcusostgard59577 ай бұрын

  • No amount of warning could have prepared me, what an incredible dagger 😂!

    @matthewcheeseman6453@matthewcheeseman64537 ай бұрын

  • Tod's dagger is a rare example of something being both a figurative AND a literal cock-up. His advice is also spot-on, and relevant to so many things in life. Repetition is one of the easiest way to improve your skills.

    @MrSaywutnow@MrSaywutnow7 ай бұрын

  • to be honest, and knowing the medieval sense of humour (looking at the spread eagle carving in the cathedral ceiling) i think this is bloody brilliant

    @NicholasKonradsen@NicholasKonradsen7 ай бұрын

    • Thanks, but not so sure

      @tods_workshop@tods_workshop7 ай бұрын

    • @@tods_workshop I'm pretty sure i know a decent handfulbof people who would love to have a full package dagger. I'm just more of a seax guy

      @NicholasKonradsen@NicholasKonradsen7 ай бұрын

    • @@tods_workshop I'm sure someone would have done it for laugh if nothing else.

      @TGPDrunknHick@TGPDrunknHick7 ай бұрын

    • @@tods_workshop Given that I spent the last 10 minutes in tears and I'm still feeling it, I'm pretty certain that thing is brilliant. I can only imagine threatening to hit someone with the "pommel" of that dagger.

      @dannybeeson5084@dannybeeson50847 ай бұрын

  • Well you learn something new every day. I always thought the dagger blade was the ummm "shaft". Having seen that piece, Tod, Ill never forget how wrong I was....

    @KingTrouser@KingTrouser7 ай бұрын

    • OBVIOUSLY, IT'S THE PART YOU GRAB HOLD OF!

      @perniciouspete4986@perniciouspete49867 ай бұрын

    • @@perniciouspete4986 You're saying it shouldn't be the part you stick into people?

      @lumberfoot2004@lumberfoot20047 ай бұрын

  • There is a certain strong feeling of *honesty* on that dagger, combined that it still is well made, which makes it absolutely hilarious to me.

    @sairassiili@sairassiili7 ай бұрын

  • That is a fantastic dagger, its very lifelike. I want to make one now.

    @andrewbutton2039@andrewbutton20397 ай бұрын

    • Don't

      @tods_workshop@tods_workshop7 ай бұрын

    • @@tods_workshop I guess it is a bit unbalanced, best not to. Ok.

      @andrewbutton2039@andrewbutton20397 ай бұрын

    • @@andrewbutton2039 Could put a longer blade on it to balance the weight of the *wood*

      @storyspren@storyspren7 ай бұрын

    • Don't sit on it

      @Cormano980@Cormano9807 ай бұрын

    • @@tods_workshop That is correct. Don't make just one. Make a LOT of them. 100 of them so you know how to do it properly.

      @Daves_Not_Here_Man_76@Daves_Not_Here_Man_767 ай бұрын

  • Quite a good *sounding* dagger you got there Tod

    @josku5@josku57 ай бұрын

    • jesus!

      @njones420@njones4207 ай бұрын

  • This one got a good laugh out of me lol. With the real ones, you could miss the joke, or brush your raised eyebrow off as you just having a dirty mind...but young Tod's dagger.... You're not missing that one 😂

    @tommeakin1732@tommeakin17327 ай бұрын

  • Committing time & effort for humor. Good on you.

    @jeffkane221@jeffkane2217 ай бұрын

  • I mean, it might not represent an actual historic dagger that we know of, but I wouldn't be surprised if the very first bollock dagger ever made looked pretty much exactly like this; like you said, it probably started as a joke ;)

    @TjinDeDjen@TjinDeDjen7 ай бұрын

    • Yeah, either bollock daggers started out like Todd's first and then got toned down, or started from a dagger with a small crossgaurdy thing that someone thought looked a bit like balls, and so made the next one to look more like balls.

      @cameronwebster6866@cameronwebster68667 ай бұрын

  • The reveal of the dagger had me ROLLING. Such amazing detail! :'D I absolutely love this and cannot stop laughing! This is great!

    @shawnwolf5961@shawnwolf59617 ай бұрын

  • All journeys start with one step...OMG I did NOT expect that!!

    @CarlosRodriguez-dd4sb@CarlosRodriguez-dd4sb7 ай бұрын

  • To be honest, I would be surprised if such literal pieces weren't occasionally made in history. Edit: Insert joke about "bell (end) notifications"

    @crbielert@crbielert7 ай бұрын

    • Ah- I see what you did there. Surely you must be UK, as bell end has to be local

      @tods_workshop@tods_workshop7 ай бұрын

  • That genuinely made me laugh out loud! I'm pretty confident if you fitted a handle like that to a better blade you'd sell them at TORM

    @FordPrefect23@FordPrefect237 ай бұрын

  • now i want one because it doesn't matter how many knives or daggers you have in a collection that one will always manage to stand out. it would also make a amusing gift

    @angelichero6236@angelichero62367 ай бұрын

  • I actually like the realistic dongknife better than the period correct ones. I mean... If you want to take stylistic inspiration from a man's rod & marbles why not go all the way? Exquisite detail on that dongknife. I literally bet you a whole dollar you could sell more anatomically correct fat dongknifes than the period correct ones.

    @mrben6573@mrben65737 ай бұрын

  • The detail on the handle is truly impressive. It looks like it would be incredibly comfortable in hand, I just want to grab it.

    @zrath67@zrath677 ай бұрын

  • I never thought I'd laugh so hard watching this channel. I think back to the first historical fabric items I made. I had no idea what I was doing. I was looking at pictures and winging it. At that time I could functionally sew, but I had no concept of stitches per inch or any of that. Now nearly 20 years I get sought out for research questions or to make things. I now collaborate on research with groups and sites I use to look at as the experts. It's so weird seeing how we evolve as makers.

    @thecreweofthefancy@thecreweofthefancy7 ай бұрын

  • Damn, Todd really made something for business and pleasure.

    @HappyBabushka@HappyBabushka7 ай бұрын

  • Who wants to take the bet somwhen, somewhere, someone had just a dagger like that in history and thought that is is mighty swell.

    @vicheller3945@vicheller39457 ай бұрын

    • "swell" is certainly the word

      @perniciouspete4986@perniciouspete49867 ай бұрын

    • ​@@perniciouspete4986 I'm sure a dagger like that might grow on you.

      @beowulfsrevenge4369@beowulfsrevenge43697 ай бұрын

  • An accurate, historical representation of Todd’s eeehh… early work! That’s what we expect from this channel!!! I laughed so hard at one point that I almost hurt my ballocks… 😁

    @peterchristiansen9695@peterchristiansen96957 ай бұрын

  • The fact that Todd is showing the world a 1:100 replica of his own stuff speaks volumes.

    @YanDoroshenko@YanDoroshenko7 ай бұрын

  • "With mine dague, I stab at thee!" "My lord, I ponder, with thine steel or thine wood?" "Aye. Just. Aye." I probably would only ever handle that by the scabbard, and never by the hilt. And that Frenchie one reminded me of the Total Recall mutant lady.

    @texasbeast239@texasbeast2397 ай бұрын

  • A year or so ago, Todd, I heard you describe this dagger in one of your films. You mentioned the mild steel blade but I don't think you described the handle. In that video you were extremely critical of your first dagger, and I must say, I expected something far, far less well-made. I forged my first ever dagger as a project for a KZhead film. I think yours is better, or at least less badly finished.

    @Del350K4@Del350K47 ай бұрын

  • In D&D 5e, every Bard always starts with a dagger as part of their standard equipment. I like to think these are those daggers.

    @Fairfieldfencer@Fairfieldfencer7 ай бұрын

    • The way some of them play, you'd have to believe it to be the case.

      @F1ghteR41@F1ghteR414 ай бұрын

  • You : make it ! History : YES ! Tod : WHY?!?!?!

    @user-tx6uu5gk7l@user-tx6uu5gk7l7 ай бұрын

  • Thank you, thank you so much for making this video. One - I never knew that a knife could make me laugh out loud, two - I am so glad you kept it and didn't get rid of it. I think it's very important to take ownership and pride in one's creative journey, my respects to you, sir.

    @Kwodlibet@Kwodlibet7 ай бұрын

  • Tod we need to do a short run of these with real steel as an homage to your first attempt I think for sheer hilarity’s sake these would be a blast to own

    @Grey_Wulfe@Grey_Wulfe7 ай бұрын

    • I think Tod should prepare himself for a flurry of custom anatomically correct bollock daggers orders 😂

      @mrkiky@mrkiky7 ай бұрын

    • I made an 'as accurate as you can' one for grooms present a couple of years ago. Its in the Insta feed if you go looking

      @tods_workshop@tods_workshop7 ай бұрын

    • @@tods_workshop If only I had money, I would actually buy one of these for the hilarity of it.

      @shawnwolf5961@shawnwolf59617 ай бұрын

    • @@tods_workshop ill check it out!

      @Grey_Wulfe@Grey_Wulfe7 ай бұрын

  • That "bad version" is Awesome!!. I am a lady but I would totally rock that. It would be funny af and deff a talking point. (Although most people might mistake it as something a bit more 'private', esp since I live in California and we all know what goes on here. 😂)

    @suzz1776@suzz17767 ай бұрын

  • Now now Tod. Your description of working from inexpert description reminds me of so many contemporaneous illustrations that we react to with, “that’s wrong…” or “how the hell does that work ?”. I just think you were following the tradition of other Medieval items or situations which artists had at first no personal experience of…… but later you came to the side of light.

    @martinfrancis1950@martinfrancis19507 ай бұрын

  • Absolutely amazing

    @Trenz0@Trenz07 ай бұрын

  • Ok, that dagger got a laugh out of me! To be fair, looking at the illustrations of some more exotic animals in the historical illustrations, even though the end result might not be exactly accurate, the "word-of-mouth" method and its end result absolutely is!:) Seriously- take a look at medieval depictions of elephants- you can see the end result of someone that never seen an elephant, following the description from someone who have never seen one either, but once heard how they supposed to look like:D

    @sebastianwlodarczyk@sebastianwlodarczyk7 ай бұрын

  • very funny. you really went literal with it. and about the right kind of outcome for any project done without research :)

    @ericaugust1501@ericaugust15017 ай бұрын

  • Tod, you are an absolute treasure and a legend. Keep on keeping on!

    @leaningfree@leaningfree7 ай бұрын

  • Best video ever. Humility, wisdom and so so so funny. Thank you Tod, Thank you 😂

    @joabmcmicking4882@joabmcmicking48827 ай бұрын

  • Amazing show of what experience and research leads to. I wouldnt even make a hilt like that right now. I guess theres a starting point for everyone! Amazing share Tod!

    @vlad3967@vlad39677 ай бұрын

    • I agree, I wouldn't start there now, but just exposing yourself to this channel and so many others like just brings up your base level of knowledge and familiarity.

      @tods_workshop@tods_workshop7 ай бұрын

    • ​@@tods_workshop whoa now, I think you've done enough exposing for one video! Lol.

      @sinisterthoughts2896@sinisterthoughts28967 ай бұрын

    • ​@@sinisterthoughts2896😂

      @axistec@axistec7 ай бұрын

  • That's a knife my wife would totally let me buy.

    @legacyShredder1@legacyShredder17 ай бұрын

    • As this man's wife's boyfriend, can confirm.

      @galileopotato167@galileopotato1677 ай бұрын

    • So that she can get some use out of it as well?

      @eduardvaniersel7535@eduardvaniersel75357 ай бұрын

    • ​@@eduardvaniersel7535 ...Yes.. That is the joke.. You nailed it.

      @legacyShredder1@legacyShredder17 ай бұрын

    • @@galileopotato167 She wants to know if sword hilts are bigger? I guess she's into collecting..?

      @legacyShredder1@legacyShredder17 ай бұрын

  • That is absolutely amazing! Love it! Totally agree with the message at the end too, my first knives were absolute trash but I learnt something from each one and now I'm at the point where I'm making fairly decent stuff. I've still got a way to go but like Tod says, keep making and never stop!

    @Bridgercraft@Bridgercraft7 ай бұрын

  • Thanks for show your first AND for keeping it!

    @kencoffman7145@kencoffman71457 ай бұрын

  • I'd be curious to see your take on A fighting dagger at A functional use "Beater" price point. Where would you mutate or evolve A Fairbairn-Sykes dagger for instance?

    @AKlover@AKlover7 ай бұрын

  • 😂 Funny but disturbing that it's a historical thing even if it was just around for 200 years And as I noticed no-one else mentioned it Todd the piercing's called a Prince Albert 😄 I remember hearing about it being an actual prince who used his to keep his nob in the same more aesthetically pleasing place when he wore tight trousers but I don't know how true that is 😄 And no before you ask I don't have one

    @valandil7454@valandil74547 ай бұрын

    • Thank you. I was scrolling through comments and didn't want to be the first to point that out.

      @aliciaaustin8373@aliciaaustin83737 ай бұрын

  • Fantastic Tod love it!

    @leemcgann6470@leemcgann64707 ай бұрын

  • It's hideous and I love it. Thanks for showing us your early work and that you've improved well past it.

    @evanbasnaw@evanbasnaw7 ай бұрын

  • My 1st, 1st comment!

    @jeffkane221@jeffkane2217 ай бұрын

    • Woooo Hooo!

      @tods_workshop@tods_workshop7 ай бұрын

    • My first, first, first comment, comment

      @BoofsBopHouse@BoofsBopHouse7 ай бұрын

  • I can indeed confirm that you do make good bollock daggers. Got one of em in my collection. One of my favorites.

    @Rkurnelm@Rkurnelm7 ай бұрын

  • Frank honesty about how everyone starts somewhere-now ain't that the truth. Humility is gold.

    @DrewNorthup@DrewNorthup7 ай бұрын

  • Thanks Todd, I got quite a good chuckle out of this one.

    @jesseshort8@jesseshort87 ай бұрын

  • Your "horrific dagger" would have brought you a premium fee in the middle ages.

    @I_Willenbrock_I@I_Willenbrock_I7 ай бұрын

  • magnificent, that's the only word for it. The things we make tell our story, and this is a good one!

    @theafro@theafro7 ай бұрын

  • Love it! The video, the story, the dagger. 👍❤👍🌞.

    @hulkthedane7542@hulkthedane75427 ай бұрын

  • It's... it's beautiful!

    @Makrillol@Makrillol7 ай бұрын

  • You're a brave man who now makes really good daggers.

    @emm_arr@emm_arr7 ай бұрын

  • You need to make more of these, hilarious!!

    @alililley5697@alililley56977 ай бұрын

  • Incredible.

    @PhuzzPhactor@PhuzzPhactor7 ай бұрын

  • I really like the way the sheath is held on, with a snap of some sort at the urethra opening.

    @MonkeyJedi99@MonkeyJedi997 ай бұрын

  • The difference between lewdness and aggression is which side you stick first. Good job with this one. The KZhead algorithm won't know if to flag it for depiction of weapons or nudity

    @nadirlusarreta2078@nadirlusarreta20787 ай бұрын

  • From one craftsment to another i can totally understand that you arent really proud of your first piece. But that is the thing, dont stop at your first, just keep going and the stuff you are making will look so much better with time. I am sure not there were you are right now, but sure keep getting better and love starting over with each new projekt.

    @robin98464@robin984647 ай бұрын

  • That my friend is a work of art!! It’s like something you’d expect to see advertised in the medieval equivalent of Viz magazine

    @katieandtheanimals1525@katieandtheanimals15257 ай бұрын

  • Amazing. I hope this becomes a new wedding gift for the wedding party.

    @---l---@---l---7 ай бұрын

  • Amazing.

    @davidsonfamily2930@davidsonfamily29307 ай бұрын

  • I actually laughed out loud when you did the reveal! 😂 You're right, you can't un see it!

    @S-T-E-V-E@S-T-E-V-E7 ай бұрын

  • That is the most hilarious dagger I have ever seen. I love it, and absolutely, I will never unsee it.

    @jonno27@jonno277 ай бұрын

  • Thank you for the really good laugh. That thing is magnificent.

    @steveschainost7590@steveschainost75907 ай бұрын

  • Always neat to see the evolution of a craft. 🤔

    @chadherbert18@chadherbert187 ай бұрын

  • Todd's Vile Bollock Dagger is a phenomenal name for a magical weapon from a Dark Souls game

    @jamesbedwell8793@jamesbedwell87937 ай бұрын

  • Tod, you're an artist. That first bollock dagger is so life-like. You gotta bring that back - it'll sell like hotcakes.

    @phileas007@phileas0077 ай бұрын

  • Nice one Todd. When you're not fighting, you can whip it out and entertain the ladies! Got to love a tool with multiple uses.

    @timlong7289@timlong72897 ай бұрын

    • Multi-tool!

      @tods_workshop@tods_workshop7 ай бұрын

  • I snickered like a schoolboy the moment the pixilation dropped, and didn’t stop until the video ended. But I’ll never be able look at bollock daggers the same way again - I’ll always see your “tool”. Thanks for sharing!

    @2011Kestrel@2011Kestrel7 ай бұрын

  • As someone who did study french medieval history; That thing could 100% exist. Maybe not as a everyday thing, cause it is a bit too overt, but, still. If someone said they had seen that in a museum, I wouldn't question it. At all.

    @marauder7209@marauder72097 ай бұрын

  • Pretty hilarious, and well-made over all. Worth seeing for the originality alone.

    @jean-patricksimard7625@jean-patricksimard76257 ай бұрын

  • Love it.

    @Grimbletooth@Grimbletooth7 ай бұрын

  • 4:26 lol thats a very nice one! good work man!

    @incitatusrecordings473@incitatusrecordings4737 ай бұрын

  • I am convinced that this dagger fits perfectly in the hand.

    @piotrnowak7730@piotrnowak77307 ай бұрын

  • A title like THAT? A beginning like THAT??? GUARANTEED to get someone to 'continue watching'!! Thanks a LOT, you're right, I CAN'T 'unsee' it. "Mutter, mutter, grumble, mutter, grumble"...

    @TheRaptorXX@TheRaptorXX7 ай бұрын

  • Can't be the only one that would love to own that 'beast'

    @TheOakleysworld@TheOakleysworld7 ай бұрын

    • Apparently not - oddly

      @tods_workshop@tods_workshop7 ай бұрын

  • When you unpixelated the dagger I laughed. And I agree, I don't think I'll ever be able to unsee it. That being said I also agree, purely craft speaking it is nicely done. And that piercing is called a Prince Albert. ;-)

    @harazhangf5782@harazhangf57827 ай бұрын

  • Thank you Tod for this 😀 all the warnings and pixels is warranted but it is so much fun to se this piece of your history! Im going to scrub my eyes now...

    @ex0ne@ex0ne7 ай бұрын

  • This is as inspiring as it is funny. Thanks for the video!

    @MrBrokenwrenches@MrBrokenwrenches7 ай бұрын

  • Truly marvellous! 😂😂 If only I had already watched this video before I met you in Minden last Sunday! I surely would have alluded to it 😆

    @nicoletheowl691@nicoletheowl6917 ай бұрын

  • I - I just can't! oh my goodness. I love the fact that you showed this! I TIP my hat to you, sir

    @angrybearironworks3233@angrybearironworks32337 ай бұрын

  • That thing is a sight to behold. I believe I can say that without fear of contradiction.

    @CharlesGriswold@CharlesGriswold7 ай бұрын

  • Thanks Todd, that was a great laugh.

    @MrTalbes@MrTalbes7 ай бұрын

  • Heh, that's a good laugh right there. Thanks for sharing! Cheers!

    @ShagShaggio@ShagShaggio7 ай бұрын

  • Todd, I've always enjoyed your videos, but I can't say I've laughed with one quite this much. Thank you for a good laugh at the end of a terrible friday.

    @OldManSparkplug@OldManSparkplug7 ай бұрын

  • Not gonna lie, you might've taken the 'bollock' part too literally, but the detail on the shaft is really impecable

    @mikurusagawa6897@mikurusagawa68977 ай бұрын

  • Well that reveal was great, it was both exactly what I expected and hilarious.

    @joshuac2991@joshuac29917 ай бұрын

  • I laughed so hard my sides hurt! Oh my goodness Tod, that was....accurate.

    @curtisbuckles5277@curtisbuckles52777 ай бұрын
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