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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his studio in London, UK.
Created by Joseph Herscher
That worked like a charm, Joe
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I’m here
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The doggy towel was too cute haha
The moisturizer had me rolling😂 looks like my kids some mornings. ❤
Such a good sport even if the shampoo wasn't evenly distributed throughout the hair or thoroughly rinsed out. I know as an inventor and improviser; you'll have this amazing machine improved in no time at all. Good work as always, Joseph.
I love all of your crazy contraptions! However, I hope you never try to make a shaving machine with a straight razor.
Why do you think he's always sporting a stubble?
Don't put these ideas in his head man
you are a bit late. He did that 5 years ago. It was Jiwi's auto haircut machine which was like an auto beheading machine. The lotion rubbing hand was probably obtained during a test of some auto hand washing machine 😂😂😂😂
Great use for the flopping fish lol I still haven't thought of a good way to use the ones I have
I remember when I watched you for third grade during the lockdown and I’ve been watching you since.
What grade u in
Those fish were so useful😅
Such a time saver!
Oh my goodness! 😳 I've never expected to make a machine like this! Not even someone can build this to help themselves! Well done, this is something I've never seen before! 👏
Note to self: fish are lazy hair stylists.
I live for the “Perfect!” at the end of these hilarious contraptions😂
you live Jiwi survives !!
I think those whale tales need a hardware upgrade 😂
0:20 You can see the terror in Joe's eyes as the hair co-wash machine comes.
You inspired me to make a ponytail making machine! I still have some improvements to make but it works like a charm
Just what we needed to get into the new week 💚 THANKS for the laugh! (We'll keep our old bathroom morning routine though... 😅)
How impressive 🫠 your machines are ART. I am rooting for you.
Thanks Joseph. I think you use the logic of a computer programmer and solve individual problems and link them all together. Take Care Daniel
Everything was perfect but the dog was just so cute and clever 😂😂😂😂
Eres un Genio!. Estoy deseando ver este video con mis hijos. Le va a encantar!. Una obra de arte de lo mas simpática
The doggy towel was so cute and funny and the moisturiser one is super funny
I‘m new to the channel (after a scene has been featured by my favourite reaction channel)… after having watched some of the videos I get that the most important skill is eating and drinking extremely fast 😅 It is hilarious how you sacrifice almost anything without any hesitation.
Sorry for not commenting on the products but I do like the idea of drying the hair by the doggie its really cute
Genius as always....
keep on doing these amazing contraption!
This made adulting feel a little easier for me today. Thanks 😊
Wow awesome job!
Back to the drawing board with that one
This is awesome!
I love your inventions ❤❤❤❤❤
All the best for you guys!!!!!!!
The fact he still has that hand from 5 years ago😊
I want see a effective hai cuting machines made by you bro🤙
Lmao, got this as an ad and came right over😂.
샤워를 시키는 기계가 아니라 샤워를 하게해주는 기계네
Perfection!
It’s like the “the design is very human” Guy if the design was actually very human
there was a big white blobin hos hair though lol
You were meant to be a big white blob in your mom's hair but your dad's pull out game was too weak. /s
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I saw no blobin hos...
You're my hero dude
Now combine it with the morning routine machine for the final makeup!
I was waiting for the razor!!
Jiwi I am concerned that you may turn into a beauty queen with this machine
You are a very good KZheadr. ❤
Praise the LORD for creating cleanliness!
Beautiful 👏
Perfect!
Thank you for the amusement. 😅 Wonderful good
Such a cute machine. So much wasted product!
Casper approves of this modern Up-and-at-'em Machine.
Machines life!
You deserve more
Vera level bro Joseph🔥
Bro avaruuku tamil theriyatgu
@@darkff8317 Aama bro theriyum yankku me
Yes, thats fungtional 🤝
Flawless
Wow! Ready for work in 2 minutes. Where can I get one?
That PUPPY 🐶 😂😂
lol blow drying shampoo😂
0:35 I HAVE ONE OF OF THOSE FISH AND IM ALMOST IN LOVE WITH IT I SLEEP WITH IT EVERY NIGHT AND STORE NOTHING IN IT BUT THERES STILL SPACE FOR MONEY N STUFF
perfect !
You should've been one of the judges on domino masters.
it looks like a goose crapped on your head. lol. These videos are so great tho!
You're wonderful.
Hey uncle Joseph we cant wait to see u tomorrow
Yeah, you look so pretty now 😁🤣🤣🤣
No flinching! ;)
I actually find he’s inventions rather amusing and funny since none of it ever works properly
When next video? Your'e machine are awesome
Omg 😂😂😂 your hair has a little bit of soap
HI JOSEPH DID YOUR MOM LEARN TO SING IN FRENCH.
“Perfect!”but he need to do extra clean up-
that is realy smart how do you do that
Took me a while to realize it was the table that was moving and not him
Those fish didn't deserve it 😂
Nice
Hello Joe
And the Nobel price goes to...
Joe
I need it.
Perfect 🤣
So fun 😂
I need that
There's a little bit of cream there 🫵🏻
Other video??
« Perfect » 😂
Can u make more tutorials diy pls
What to do with the shampoo on your head
Hey Joseph, I bet you can try to make an Alphabet Rube Goldberg
잘만든다...
Wow
Pls Make Pass the Chicken
should have used the hair dryers to spread the shampoo
I wanna machine that can make my backpack for school so that wait I will be already to go
dd e can u pls make yhe machine like it cleans properly
Im new to the channel, is it usally this long between videos?
Yes😔
🤣🤣🤣perfecto
Missed a spot
JUMP SCARE at the hammer.
The real kevin mcCallister
more videos now
You look beautiful
Something about Mary moment?