Retirement Plans: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

2016 ж. 11 Мау.
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Saving for retirement means navigating a potential minefield of high fees and bad advice. Billy Eichner and Kristin Chenoweth share some tips.
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  • As an Irishman, I was very confused about Americans saving money by putting it towards the IRA.

    @Timathus@Timathus8 жыл бұрын
    • WOW! I've never thought about that before : )

      @andy4an@andy4an8 жыл бұрын
    • I put my savings in the NRA. Wait, why is everyone looking at me like that?

      @psyko2666@psyko26668 жыл бұрын
    • +Top 4ce (Heiko Brunken) not cool, part if comedy is timing and you sir have the worse

      @devastator5042@devastator50428 жыл бұрын
    • I put my savings in the NWA.

      @pennyfarting@pennyfarting8 жыл бұрын
    • If it wasn't in 1989 then you're broke.

      @sn1p3r847@sn1p3r8478 жыл бұрын
  • I've just retired recently and I must say I found this video informative and great to review. These psychological concepts are much more useful for individuals attempting to avoid mistakes than I realized when I was first introduced to them. This is probably why Warren Buffett talks so much about temperament being crucial to his investing success.

    @Riggsnic_co@Riggsnic_co11 ай бұрын
    • Developing a solid financial portfolio is more difficult, therefore I suggest you seek expert assistance. The ideas you receive after that can be tailored to your long-term goals and financial desires.

      @hermanramos7092@hermanramos709211 ай бұрын
    • Personally, I would say have a mentor. Not sure where you will get an experience one, but if your knowledge of the market is limited, it seems like a good bet.

      @lipglosskitten2610@lipglosskitten261011 ай бұрын
    • The issue is this! Most often, those with little to no experience in the stock market attempt to buy on their own. It previously occurred to me, but I learned from it and contacted "Catherine Morrison Evans" a finance expert with offices in the US, and everything changed. I earned $370k so far in the first quarter of this year.

      @kenanporubsky2122@kenanporubsky212211 ай бұрын
    • Bot 🚨... these bots are really getting creative

      @krishnasanyal7@krishnasanyal711 ай бұрын
    • ​@@krishnasanyal7 🚨 They sure are... but why is it that I could spot that it was a bot from the second sentence? 😂They're so recognizable even though they're getting so advanced at looking real.

      @jacobjohnson8686@jacobjohnson86863 ай бұрын
  • As a soon retiree, keeping my 401k on course after a rocky 2022 is top priority. I have been reading of lnvestors making up to 250k ROI in this current crashing market, any recommendations to scale up my ROI before retirement will be highly appreciated.

    @jerrycampbell-ut9yf@jerrycampbell-ut9yf20 күн бұрын
    • The current market might give opportunities to maximize profit within a short term, but in order to execute such strategy , you must be a skilled practitioner.

      @Peterl4290@Peterl429020 күн бұрын
    • Having an lnvestment advser is the best way to go about the market right now, especially for near retirees, I've been in touch with a coach for awhile now mostly cause I lack the depth knowledge and mental fortitude to deal with these recurring market conditions, I nettd over $220K so far, that made it clear there's more to the market that we avg joes don't know

      @larrypaul-cw9nk@larrypaul-cw9nk20 күн бұрын
    • I’ve actually been looking into advisors lately, the news I’ve been seeing in the market hasn’t been so encouraging. who’s the person guiding you?

      @sabastinenoah@sabastinenoah20 күн бұрын
    • Vivian Carol Gioia' is the licensed advisor I use. Just research the name. You’d find necessary details to work with a correspondence to set up an appointment

      @larrypaul-cw9nk@larrypaul-cw9nk20 күн бұрын
    • I just Googled her name and her website came up right away. It looks interesting so far. I'm going to send a mail to her and let you know how it goes.Thanks for sharing truly!

      @sabastinenoah@sabastinenoah20 күн бұрын
  • Right. My 401k takes more fees the larger it gets! I have to tell myself “any retirement is better than no retirement” they are seriously taking 4%

    @Peppermon22@Peppermon223 ай бұрын
    • i retired at 62 im now 67 never looked back my net worth is little over 1 million dollars home is 1 million bank 154,000 in the bank income ss 2,000, union pension 1300, wife ss 1,000 our rental income from our 2 family home is 2300 a month and ebay store 600 a month

      @MatgorzataZielinska@MatgorzataZielinska3 ай бұрын
    • John Desmond Heppolette is the greatest financial advisor when it comes to retirement planning and investments because of his wealth of expertise, in-depth understanding of the industry, and track record of effectively assisting clients in reaching safe and wealthy retirements.

      @AcaradaRiquezaHUB@AcaradaRiquezaHUB3 ай бұрын
    • I'm 66, and also retired, and don't understand why people work to age 70, just so they can buy more stuff! Time doesn't have a price tag, so stop wasting it to buy more material objects, that you can't take with you, I rather use it to invest and build wealth for my generations to come, as a parent its always important you teach your kids financial literacy and always have good experts to guide them..

      @Windarti30@Windarti303 ай бұрын
    • My Retirement investments have prospered because of Sir John Desmond Heppolette's supervision. But it's important to remember that the quantity of capital invested ultimately determines rewards. A large start-up cost increases the likelihood of bigger returns.

      @AnnaFed015@AnnaFed0153 ай бұрын
    • 🚨🚨 SCAM ALERT 🚨🚨 God damnit dude the finance bots have invaded Johnny boy's channel too

      @scotchbingeington6761@scotchbingeington67613 ай бұрын
  • Holy shit! I'm a Certified Financial Adviser now. I'm going to put this right next to my Associates Degree from ITT Tech.

    @KrillixKai@KrillixKai8 жыл бұрын
    • Good thing I make loads of cash since I started working for Ruby Tuesday as a fry cook.

      @KrillixKai@KrillixKai8 жыл бұрын
    • These comments are amazing lmao

      @roach_man_roach_man4024@roach_man_roach_man40248 жыл бұрын
    • great, can u make my retiremnt plan, oh my god, i think i will never learn anything

      @HayThem@HayThem8 жыл бұрын
    • CFA stands for Chartered Financial Analyst, and they generally do not work in a client-facing space. They also are extraordinarily smart and make a great living.

      @jaketweet4913@jaketweet49138 жыл бұрын
    • 9+Haythem jedidi ⊙▽⊙d

      @cherlynawi1113@cherlynawi11138 жыл бұрын
  • Did you know that the twist of the strands in a twisted or braided rope serves not only to keep a rope together, but enables the rope to more evenly distribute tension among the individual strands.

    @michelcallegarilexie@michelcallegarilexie8 жыл бұрын
    • That is good. Without a twist, swinging the rope and putting a weight on the end may cause the strands on the left and right to snap from tension, causing an eventual breakdown of the structure.

      @gigabic7487@gigabic74878 жыл бұрын
    • Boy, you really roped us in when you weaved that twisted string of a yarn.

      @TheEphemeralMammal@TheEphemeralMammal8 жыл бұрын
    • Knot bad. Knot bad at all.

      @TheEphemeralMammal@TheEphemeralMammal8 жыл бұрын
    • Did you know that sentences that start with "did you know" should end with a question mark? Punctuation.

      @ryanscottnix@ryanscottnix8 жыл бұрын
    • ya we all knew

      @pandagod6541@pandagod65418 жыл бұрын
  • Am 58 retiring next year but the thought of retirement gives me weakness. My apologies to everyone who have retired and filing social security during this time after putting in all those years of work just to lose everything to a problem you never imagined to happen. It’s so difficult for people who are retired and have no savings or loved ones to fall back on.

    @HodgeChris@HodgeChris2 ай бұрын
    • True, It has never been easier to understand how to build your money after retirement than it is right now with the inflation, when you may study and experience a completely variegated market passively by employing a successful portfolio-advisor. The impacts of the U.S. dollar's gain or fall on investments, in my opinion, are complex.

      @carssimplified2195@carssimplified21952 ай бұрын
    • This is exactly how i wish to get my finances coordinated ahead of retirement. Can I get access to your advisor?

      @Pamela.jess.245@Pamela.jess.2452 ай бұрын
    • She appears to be well-educated and well-read. I ran a Google search on her name and came across her website; thank you for sharing.

      @Pamela.jess.245@Pamela.jess.2452 ай бұрын
    • ​@RobertCooper03 Is your "financial-planner" a fiduciary?

      @eric55406@eric5540627 күн бұрын
  • Hearing “The president did veto it” and seeing a picture of Obama was incredible

    @Christopher-yy6xs@Christopher-yy6xs Жыл бұрын
    • Obama, Obama, Obama? Yes, Obama veto it! Then Wall Street made another loop-poll, naming the fees something else! Then, guess who said and signed a presidential order that said as Wall Street can not just rename something, just because you can? Trump did that! Then your boy Uncle Joe Biden reversed Trump's order! You still have fees there, buddy?

      @KingNewJersey@KingNewJersey Жыл бұрын
    • That moment was a whirlwind of emotions and nostalgia for a better political time. 😂 Back then you probably would've never expected that people would one day (soon) be calling it a "better political time."

      @jacobjohnson8686@jacobjohnson86863 ай бұрын
    • This video is over 7 years old and he was President

      @BigRed2@BigRed23 ай бұрын
  • Joke's on you. I paid $4000 for the elf-spotting seminar in Iceland, and now i TEACH elf-spotting in America for 6 figures a year.

    @Tysto@Tysto5 жыл бұрын
    • U are u theif then and the universe will deal with you.

      @dijoncoleman4817@dijoncoleman48175 жыл бұрын
    • It's not something you learn it's something you're born with.

      @SomeIcelandicDude@SomeIcelandicDude5 жыл бұрын
    • There are no elves in the U.S. They're allergic to big feet.

      @Empedocles449@Empedocles4494 жыл бұрын
    • Stonks!

      @candyapu3@candyapu34 жыл бұрын
    • @@dijoncoleman4817 it's called "sarcasm" , Einstein!

      @peteschneider7369@peteschneider73694 жыл бұрын
  • Guess who is now an official elf spotter? This guy!

    @deathbysandwich691@deathbysandwich6918 жыл бұрын
    • MY MAN!

      @LucasZawacki@LucasZawacki8 жыл бұрын
    • Looking good!

      @levicoffman5146@levicoffman51468 жыл бұрын
    • M-night-shamaliens :v :v

      @sakibahmed8331@sakibahmed83318 жыл бұрын
    • You'll never see me!!

      @ragganyc@ragganyc8 жыл бұрын
    • Teach me your wisdoms!

      @gublinchscrivener7891@gublinchscrivener78918 жыл бұрын
  • My strategy is; buy quality companies, expect to hold no matter what, pay up but don’t over pay, keep track, sell rarely, be ready to course correct.

    @olganmarten8109@olganmarten8109 Жыл бұрын
    • @andrew williams 😍😍😍

      @lisajenkins4793@lisajenkins4793 Жыл бұрын
    • @andrew williams you are so dumb if you actually go through with that lmao holy hell. This entire video is about not falling for scams like this woman. Financial advisors are a very expensive joke. Do your own research on trading. If you dont understand it by yourself, you DEFINITELY should not allow others to manage your money lol.

      @bas_ee@bas_ee Жыл бұрын
    • Buying quality companies means you missed the point of the video - index dummy

      @Yette@Yette3 ай бұрын
    • Are you dense? Did you even watch the video

      @luke_222@luke_222Ай бұрын
  • I’m currently retired, and considering the current rollercoaster nature of the stock market, I decided to stay on the sideline for awhile, now I’m worried with the numerous bank failures as of late, am I better off reinvesting my savings in the stock market or do I wait?

    @rannyorton@rannyortonАй бұрын
    • I don't have a full-time job; instead, I'm self-employed with a variety of sources of income. Regardless of how much money I generate each month, I maintain the same budget and adhere to my means-tested lifestyle.

      @smithlenn@smithlennАй бұрын
    • Sometimes realistic factors discourage people from reaching their goals in life. For instance, I've tried investing in the stock market several times but always got discouraged by fluctuations of stock value

      @Patriciacraig599@Patriciacraig599Ай бұрын
    • A lot of folks downplay the role of advisors until being burnt by their own emotions. I remember couple summers back, after my lengthy divorce, I needed a good boost to help my business stay afloat, hence I researched for license advisors and came across someone of due diligence, helped a lot to grow my reserve notwithstanding inflation, from $275k to approx. $850k so far.

      @latanyaconlontl5849@latanyaconlontl5849Ай бұрын
    • I think this is something I should do, but I've been stalling for a long time now. I don't really know which firm to work with; I feel they are all the same.

      @rannyorton@rannyortonАй бұрын
    • I definitely share your sentiment about these firms. When I was starting out, I checked out a couple of freelance investors online, so you could do the same. I personally work with Julia Hope marble and she's really good.

      @latanyaconlontl5849@latanyaconlontl5849Ай бұрын
  • John Oliver takes the most mundane things and makes them super interesting

    @XxX_SisterFister_XxX@XxX_SisterFister_XxX8 жыл бұрын
    • Cause he gives us pictures of teacup pics in between boring infos, helps us stay interested

      @VinceTaglia@VinceTaglia8 жыл бұрын
    • you mean *interest-ing

      @vaibhavgupta20@vaibhavgupta208 жыл бұрын
    • that is not how you spell interest . . . LOL

      @thefracturedbutwhole5475@thefracturedbutwhole54758 жыл бұрын
    • +The Fractured But Whole That's how he spelled it.

      @lauritzt@lauritzt8 жыл бұрын
    • +Norman Humal because that's not a generalisation at all

      @aaronoriain229@aaronoriain2298 жыл бұрын
  • I'll put my degrees in Financial Advising and Elf Spotting on the wall next to my Liberal Arts degree

    @Y0M@Y0M8 жыл бұрын
    • With those qualifications you get the prestigious job of being an assistant manager at a Starbucks.

      @SkyrimEs5@SkyrimEs58 жыл бұрын
    • I was going for the CEO of a ceiling fan painting business.

      @Y0M@Y0M8 жыл бұрын
    • +SkyrimEs5 if he's lucky he may get manager

      @elliotschmidt1559@elliotschmidt15598 жыл бұрын
    • You remind me of people who complain about student loans, except they really do have stupid degrees like that.

      @jerrycan1756@jerrycan17568 жыл бұрын
    • Elliot Schmidt I think you need a PhD in gender studies to get that position.

      @SkyrimEs5@SkyrimEs58 жыл бұрын
  • Market declines, soaring inflation, a significant increase in interest rates by the Fed, and rising Treasury yields all point to additional losses for portfolios this quarter. How can I profit from the present market turbulence? I'm still debating whether to sell my $125,000 ETF/Growth Stock portfolio.

    @alexsteven.m6414@alexsteven.m641411 ай бұрын
    • Concentrate on two main objectives. First, keep yourself safe by knowing when to sell stocks in order to limit losses and maximize gains. Second, get ready to benefit from market changes. I advise consulting a CFP or other professional for advice.

      @belobelonce35@belobelonce3511 ай бұрын
    • @@belobelonce35 Yes, I have been in touch with a CFP ever since the outbreak. Today, investing in hot stocks is quite easy; the difficult part is deciding when to buy and sell. With an initial starting reserve of $80k, my adviser chooses the entry and exit commands for my portfolio, which has grown to approximately $550k.

      @bernisejedeon5888@bernisejedeon588811 ай бұрын
    • @@bernisejedeon5888 Where may one locate an experienced FA? I like the notion of employing their services, but it's terrible that recent stock market tragedies have started to happen more frequently

      @valeriepierre9778@valeriepierre977811 ай бұрын
    • @@valeriepierre9778 JEFFREY HAROLD STARR, who I learned about and got in touch with thanks to a CNBC interview. Since then, it has served as the point of entry and departure for the games we have emphasized. A search on the internet can be done if tracking is necessary!..

      @bernisejedeon5888@bernisejedeon588811 ай бұрын
    • @@bernisejedeon5888 This recommendation comes just in time because I'm literally grasping for straws right now! I looked him up on the internet and made plans to call him

      @edelineguillet2121@edelineguillet212111 ай бұрын
  • The existence of the Suzie Orman show is proof that people will do anything if it means not calling their mother. You don't have to call into a talk show to have some middle-aged woman tell you not to buy something, just call your mother and she'll do it for free.

    @thezekroman@thezekroman3 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, but she won't whine about how you haven't called her in weeks or months for half an hour before telling you not to buy a designer handbag you can't afford. Also probably won't ask you if you lost weight.

      @alexandrezani@alexandrezani2 жыл бұрын
    • 😆😆😆

      @adssuk4592@adssuk45922 жыл бұрын
    • @@alexandrezani so call her, consider it as a fees for her financial advice

      @monarch3724@monarch37242 жыл бұрын
    • Not everyone's mother knows everything about everything. In fact, most mothers will work against their children's best interests, for various reasons.

      @Poppa_Capinyoaz@Poppa_Capinyoaz2 жыл бұрын
    • Not everyones Mom is a financial pundit bruh

      @ishmael802@ishmael8022 жыл бұрын
  • thanks John! now that I have my elf spotting certificate, I have already spotted 2 elfs. I am glad I didn't waste $4,000

    @azure_paladin4706@azure_paladin47068 жыл бұрын
    • and now I am also a financial advisor. thanks John!

      @azure_paladin4706@azure_paladin47068 жыл бұрын
    • did you happen to find any mushrooms near those elves ?

      @kasnitch@kasnitch8 жыл бұрын
    • bitcoin

      @N3yAnderson@N3yAnderson8 жыл бұрын
    • +N3yAnderson bitch coin

      @purplehero7501@purplehero75018 жыл бұрын
    • You can spot many more if you play Elder Scrolls Skyrim !

      @ImperiaGin@ImperiaGin8 жыл бұрын
  • I love this show for many reasons. One of them being the fact that it's essentially a collection of research projects from a VERY ENTHUSIASTIC high schooler

    @sallynorquay4416@sallynorquay44166 жыл бұрын
    • Ok, Sally. I thumbed up your comment, but still. Ok Sally.

      @peterhooper3391@peterhooper33915 жыл бұрын
    • Who's heart is always in the right place. This starting hysterically and winding into the moral of the story is also very clever.

      @philp6754@philp67544 жыл бұрын
    • High schooler is accurate.

      @blueoval250@blueoval2503 жыл бұрын
  • Does anyone else’s inner voice start sounding like John Oliver for a while after watching the show

    @CptSpears007@CptSpears0074 жыл бұрын
    • No not at all, but It does have his tempo and accent of speech for a while, which I find very disturbing Indeed. I don't know why I find it disturbing, maybe its becuase he's not supposed to be in my head, or maybe it's because he's objectively the second best Zazu, and I'm objectively not any Zazu. Anyways, I think I need to end this before that inner voice start saying he would fuck that horse, aw dammit too late, you did it again inner voice that acts like john oliver, you did it again

      @ilovefunnyamv2nd@ilovefunnyamv2nd3 жыл бұрын
    • @@ilovefunnyamv2nd oh god I read that in his voice. Is this a blessing or a curse?

      @mephirez2274@mephirez22743 жыл бұрын
  • You need to produce a segment on the problem of people buying "teacup pigs," only to realize there's no such thing, thus then trying to figure out what to do with a hundred-pound hog in a New York City studio apartment.

    @Commando303X@Commando303X3 жыл бұрын
    • Really? Didn't know that. 😅

      @saschamayer4050@saschamayer40502 жыл бұрын
    • @@saschamayer4050 Yup. "Teacup pigs" are really just either baby pigs or under-fed/malnourished young pigs (this is super sad). And apparently pigs are usually between 300 - 700lbs, but can get MUCH bigger.

      @Scrydragon@Scrydragon Жыл бұрын
    • Aren't there any farms that would take them?

      @KikiChan_007@KikiChan_007 Жыл бұрын
    • @@KikiChan_007 perhaps. But then you’d have to figure out a way to get a hundred pound hog down the elevator and into your car. Then you pray, because god knows that hog boutta shit and start wallowing

      @alecwhatshisname5170@alecwhatshisname5170 Жыл бұрын
    • @@alecwhatshisname5170 you sir made me laugh

      @NisargShah95@NisargShah95 Жыл бұрын
  • That woman had 2.250% in credit card debt, 35k on student loans and almost 8k on a car loan with interest, and she wanted a loan to buy a 1410$ bag?!?

    @jorgedaniel9656@jorgedaniel96567 жыл бұрын
    • SO AMERICAN

      @jairdanmeir9341@jairdanmeir93415 жыл бұрын
    • And the funny thing is, most of the things she owes money for aren't even worth that much, and all of that is bloated and goes to various middlemen and leeches no one will ever see.

      @nob2243@nob22432 жыл бұрын
    • America. The best financial advice is not to buy crap.

      @luvair6765@luvair676527 күн бұрын
  • Janice from accounting is my new favorite person

    @gamefillip9662@gamefillip96628 жыл бұрын
    • Goodbye Jordan Schlansky

      @MrDami123@MrDami1238 жыл бұрын
    • When Janice in accounting gives a fuck you know shit got real.

      @warriorfire8103@warriorfire81038 жыл бұрын
    • What is wrong with you? Jordan can never be replaced.

      @Radi03030@Radi030308 жыл бұрын
    • Finally a game for children with no necks.

      @ladder6954@ladder69548 жыл бұрын
    • God bless you, Janice from accounting. You finally gave a fuck.

      @VeiledMalice@VeiledMalice8 жыл бұрын
  • Investing in the stock market is the best option for a retiree to make a passive income. Virtually all the markets are crazy, most people pay more attention to the shiniest position on the graph, I’m keeping a diversified portfolio.

    @mariahhayes5089@mariahhayes5089 Жыл бұрын
    • To manage investment risk, consider maintaining a broad diversification of your investments that reflects your personal risk tolerance, time horizon, and the nature of your financial goal.

      @danielkey1463@danielkey1463 Жыл бұрын
    • @@danielkey1463Remember, diversification is an approach to help manage investment risk. It does not eliminate the risk of loss if security prices decline. Because investing can be complicated, consider working with a financial professional to help guide you on your wealth-building journey.

      @mariahhayes5089@mariahhayes5089 Жыл бұрын
    • @@mariahhayes5089who would you endorse? I've been in the shadows for too long

      @theresagarcia1218@theresagarcia1218 Жыл бұрын
    • @@theresagarcia1218My consultant is "PRISCILLA DIANE AIVAZIAN" I found her on a CNBC interview where she was featured and reached out to her afterward. She has since provided entry and exit points on the securities I focus on. You can look her up online with her name if you care about supervision. I follow her trade pattern and haven’t regretted doing so.

      @mariahhayes5089@mariahhayes5089 Жыл бұрын
    • @@mariahhayes5089Thank you so much! Found her webpage and left a message. Hopefully, she responds.

      @theresagarcia1218@theresagarcia1218 Жыл бұрын
  • The wikipedia page for Rope was actually pretty interesting.

    @ashfaqulanwarsiraji8851@ashfaqulanwarsiraji88514 жыл бұрын
    • Came down to the comments with a question on my mind and I wasn't disappointed.

      @BinkSayres@BinkSayres3 жыл бұрын
    • seriously, I was wondering how many other people laughed at that because they've spent a ridiculous amount of time reading similarly mundane Wikipedia pages

      @nanszoo3092@nanszoo30923 жыл бұрын
    • Things that seem mundane & obvious usually are very interesting & intriguing when u take a closer look 🧐

      @Blowmontana707@Blowmontana7072 жыл бұрын
    • 420

      @rcdubbin0184@rcdubbin0184 Жыл бұрын
  • I hope Janice continues to keep her shit together.

    @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723@ionlymadethistoleavecoment17238 жыл бұрын
    • yes we all welcome the turn around, she just need a man in her life

      @siphomalinga8340@siphomalinga83408 жыл бұрын
    • +sipho malinga was that man John?

      @patrickharrison6293@patrickharrison62938 жыл бұрын
    • +patrick harrison No, that man was the expensive broker. She was 2% interested in him, and her interest will surely compound over time. But not as much as it would for a cat.

      @rrkingery@rrkingery8 жыл бұрын
  • As a person who works in the pensions industry as an actuary, the video at the end is surprisingly solid advice that we keep trying to make people to follow. This is the one episode I actually have extensive knowledge about and I must day I'm impressed with the LWT team's research.

    @mihailung1720@mihailung17206 жыл бұрын
    • You are fortunate to not be working in the education industry. Grammar and Miss Spellations to you, sir.

      @82spiders@82spiders6 жыл бұрын
    • If you think small spelling and grammar errors in such a casual format are important you're not in education either. Hahahaha.

      @r.b.4611@r.b.46115 жыл бұрын
    • I'm not impressed much, and I work in the financial industry. But that's how the laws work here...get bad ones put out by Democrats who know nothing, or get no laws whatsoever put out by Republicans who love taking advantage of people. What should happen is laws that make sense (these don't) should get enacted. But instead you get dip vs. dope, and you get screwed either way.

      @KelRiever@KelRiever5 жыл бұрын
    • @@KelRiever are you a financial advisor?

      @kajekage9410@kajekage94105 жыл бұрын
    • @@KelRiever best argument for dissolution of the two party system

      @intelam8534@intelam85345 жыл бұрын
  • "Every time there's a new Bond, change more of your stocks into bonds" actually sounds like sound legal advice.

    @notAshildr@notAshildr3 жыл бұрын
  • The best financial advise I ever got was, oddly enough, when I was in Girl Scouts as a kid. It’s called the 50-30-20 rule. Essentially, if you are able to, 50% of your income goes towards bills, 30% goes into savings, and 20% is left over as rainy-day money

    @nschwartz311@nschwartz3114 жыл бұрын
    • I like this rule 😂

      @carolinegcooke@carolinegcooke3 жыл бұрын
    • Unfortunately, not a lot of people can put this guideline into practice today, since most people end up paying more like 75% toward bills (if not 90%, cause college be inflamed as hell) because the majority of U.S. jobs don't pay shit compared to the local cost-of-living.

      @ryanschulz6645@ryanschulz66453 жыл бұрын
    • Sounds good as long as you can cover your bills with 50%. Most people barely cover their living costs with 100%

      @josue24@josue243 жыл бұрын
    • Money as we know it is about to change, digital currencies are taking over. While the fiat money is subject to inflation and is controlled by banks and other financial organizations, digital currencies like bitcoin, ethereum have a fixed supply and are completely decentralized. Investing in digital currencies will be a way of safe guarding a future of financial freedom. More and more organizations a beginning to transact with digital currencies, the world is fast changing. As a matter of fact digital assets are gaining so much traction as they are not subject to political influence. Investments like stock and forex has become profitable and very good options in securing a better financial life. Many top dogs out there do it, I mean that's why they are the "TOP". I really feel everyone looking to get some financial security should make investments. Although I don't manage or make investments myself LOL I let expert do all the analysis and calculations. He's really good and experienced. With Mr Pierre Robertson your profit is assured, working with him has been a very wonderful experience you can reach him on WhatsAp @1 614 362 6424

      @worldaffairs9981@worldaffairs99813 жыл бұрын
    • @@worldaffairs9981 So much wisdom in those words

      @casgainsacademy5564@casgainsacademy55643 жыл бұрын
  • Janice in accounting gave a fuck. my life is complete

    @adamgeiser3314@adamgeiser33148 жыл бұрын
    • baby steps

      @adamgeiser3314@adamgeiser33148 жыл бұрын
    • +Chasing Garak Yeah but he's catering to Americans and we all only really care about our own money, lives, etc. We will kill 20 million people destabilize a whole region and call it democracy, while stealing oil and heroin. We didn't care gas was like 5.00 a gallon and the heroin epidemic didn't hit home yet. One affected our pockets the other took awhile.

      @MeaghanTamara@MeaghanTamara8 жыл бұрын
    • Complete?! My whole world is in shambles! ! Janice and her lack of fucks was the one constant in my universe of uncertainty!

      @somethingclever4563@somethingclever45638 жыл бұрын
    • Good on you, Janice. And she got a kitten!

      @demonangel918@demonangel9188 жыл бұрын
  • Random guy: who watches John Oliver at 3a.m? Me: oh boy three a.m!

    @C0ZMIK5K1TTL35@C0ZMIK5K1TTL358 жыл бұрын
    • WOOO! 2:30 IN THE MIRNING

      @trenchmccoat273@trenchmccoat2738 жыл бұрын
    • 1:30 a.m. here... I win. lol

      @G0DofRock@G0DofRock8 жыл бұрын
    • *munches Krabby Patty loudly*

      @kiaracharles746@kiaracharles7468 жыл бұрын
    • 8:56Am go Ireland

      @adammulhall1195@adammulhall11958 жыл бұрын
    • 8:37PM go New Zealand!!!

      @mrblack8447@mrblack84478 жыл бұрын
  • So now I can offer financial advice to all the elves I've spotted

    @thesupremechickenhed@thesupremechickenhed3 жыл бұрын
  • I wouldn't be surprised if they end up charging a fee calculation fee eventually. "Because someone had to go calculate them."

    @justinkamperveen3860@justinkamperveen38604 жыл бұрын
    • That's a shitty accountant. Fckin that

      @rcdubbin0184@rcdubbin0184 Жыл бұрын
  • 20 min video and now i am finical speiclaist and elf spoter ! and they said droping collage is bad :)

    @msms47@msms478 жыл бұрын
    • I'm guessing the spelling errors were intentional

      @thoughtfulpug1333@thoughtfulpug13338 жыл бұрын
    • four years in collage and nothing to show for it but a sticky mess

      @PJMack068@PJMack0688 жыл бұрын
    • I would say so since you dont know how to spell it.

      @johnswift6247@johnswift62478 жыл бұрын
    • Yeh, just lik they said blood droping was bad.

      @Theomite@Theomite8 жыл бұрын
    • *specialist* Your welcome

      @khunopie9159@khunopie91598 жыл бұрын
  • In Canada, "financial advisErs" are fiduciaries, but "financial advisOrs" are not. Not sure who came up with that rule.

    @MrGhurley@MrGhurley5 жыл бұрын
    • You can check their registration here: www.securities-administrators.ca/investortools.aspx?id=1128#check

      @yogsothoth00@yogsothoth005 жыл бұрын
    • @@yogsothoth00 0bhbbbp

      @tiffaniewright6298@tiffaniewright62984 жыл бұрын
    • That’s hilarious if true

      @Lion-OandSnarf@Lion-OandSnarf4 жыл бұрын
    • Same person that can’t spell Color (Colour)

      @AllenFreemanMediaGuru@AllenFreemanMediaGuru3 жыл бұрын
    • They are fiduciaries dumbass

      @podcasthumor9907@podcasthumor99073 жыл бұрын
  • As a South African financial advisor, I'm so glad the regulations in our country are so tight and strict. Transparency is king!

    @whothehe11@whothehe114 жыл бұрын
    • In America we will never have transparency. There’s always something devious.

      @Mare_art@Mare_art Жыл бұрын
    • Are you a fiduciary?

      @eric55406@eric5540627 күн бұрын
  • If you're watching in 2020, there's a new regulation that requires financial advisors to act in your best interest: Regulation Best Interest (aka Reg BI). It went into effect this year.

    @maybemynameisliz@maybemynameisliz4 жыл бұрын
    • The president repealed it.

      @johnmidwest5650@johnmidwest56504 жыл бұрын
    • @@johnmidwest5650 Nice.

      @afreshpineapple@afreshpineapple4 жыл бұрын
    • @@johnmidwest5650 No he didn't. The SEC is still enforcing it. Finance companies have to start complying on June 30.

      @maybemynameisliz@maybemynameisliz4 жыл бұрын
    • @@maybemynameisliz: Sounds like the thing Trump and his team should be putting their time, money & energy into, in May 2020.

      @pbj4338@pbj43384 жыл бұрын
    • @@johnmidwest5650 no he didn't, he repealed the law requiring companies to say whether or not they're fiduciaries i believe.

      @hamluk_@hamluk_3 жыл бұрын
  • Billy Eichner is so spot on in his Financial Advisor Fee's bit at the end!! That was a good bit and a skit! I loved this episode!

    @VincentMichael207@VincentMichael2078 жыл бұрын
    • that was the point

      @MrGustavoavillelaz@MrGustavoavillelaz8 жыл бұрын
    • +EAS TONES He was supposed to

      @trenwallace888@trenwallace8888 жыл бұрын
    • Try listening to an actual "financial advisor", that's douchebag to a whole new level AND he steals your money for doing basically nothing.

      @DaveWraptastic@DaveWraptastic8 жыл бұрын
    • +EAS TONES That's the point

      @epsilonproductions1602@epsilonproductions16028 жыл бұрын
  • I am _so_ printing off my official Elf Spotting certificate. I wonder if I can add that to my business cards?

    @mattjohnston2@mattjohnston28 жыл бұрын
    • it would make for some good conversations

      @AlexPerez-tt9ru@AlexPerez-tt9ru8 жыл бұрын
    • +Alex Perez That one sentence is the sole reason I watch this guy.

      @kylestubbs8867@kylestubbs88677 жыл бұрын
    • you certainly look like a Professional.

      @f0rm0r@f0rm0r7 жыл бұрын
    • Formor Immington who me? That profile image is the only time you'll see me in a suit, lol. I sell real estate and I have to have at least one picture of me in a suit, hehe

      @mattjohnston2@mattjohnston27 жыл бұрын
    • Matt Johnston it looks like my dad's picture on LinkedIn xD

      @f0rm0r@f0rm0r7 жыл бұрын
  • My wife and I did very well in the amount of money that we amassed for retirement. Well over 80% of that money was made because of taking advantage of buying high-end stocks at a deep discount during the Great Recession. 2009 I fired the stockbroker got rid of all mutual funds and bought individual dividend stocks. Be patient don't get scared and do your homework and you can make a killing.

    @alexyoung3126@alexyoung3126 Жыл бұрын
    • I am 54 years old and my wife and I are very worried about our future, with gas and food prices rising every day. We have seen our savings dwindle with the cost of living in the stratosphere, it is impossible for us to replace them. We can manage, but we can't move forward. My condolences to everyone retiring in this crisis, all those years of working just to lose it all in a crisis you didn't cause.

      @erichkraetz2622@erichkraetz2622 Жыл бұрын
    • @@erichkraetz2622 I feel your pain mate, as a fellow retiree I’d suggest you look into passive index fund investing and learn some more. For me, I had my share of ups and downs when I first started looking for a consistent passive income so I hired an investment advisor "INGRID CECILIA RAAD" this year for assistance, and following her advice, I poured $150k in passive diversified safe-haven assets and its yielded $325k so far. Nothing special, just proper diversification and a cut loss and take profit strategy.

      @joesphcu8975@joesphcu8975 Жыл бұрын
    • I think it's especially difficult for retirees and near-retirees, I know to focus on the long term but the anxiety when you're supposed to retire in 3-5 years is exhausting. it is difficult for me to participate in the market right now due to the full-time nature of my job. it will be too stressful to combine so I don't even think about it

      @lawerencemiller9720@lawerencemiller9720 Жыл бұрын
    • @@joesphcu8975 joesph? Who the duck is named joesph? You can't even spell your name right but you're giving me the full name of an "advisor" who you claim more than doubled your money in a year? In the comments of a video telling people to be prudent and careful about their retirement saving? You are full of low grade baloney and should be ashamed.

      @sydgriffin7591@sydgriffin7591 Жыл бұрын
    • @@stephaniestella213 You too. These are obvious fake accounts of some desperate internet scammer.

      @sydgriffin7591@sydgriffin7591 Жыл бұрын
  • American workers are experiencing unprecedented declines in their real incomes, which is why record numbers have been forced to work multiple jobs to make ends meet. When we talk about 9.1% inflation, the media acknowledged the true rate of inflation of about 18%?

    @tradekings5433@tradekings5433 Жыл бұрын
    • Very well articulated; I wish I had more time for trial and error, but I'll be 56 in August and I need ideas and advice on what investments to make to set myself up for retirement, especially with the looming inflation and recession; my goal is to have at least $1 million by the age of 60.

      @Robertgriffinne@Robertgriffinne Жыл бұрын
    • There are a lot of strategies to make tongue-wetting profit especially in this down market, but such sophisticated trades can only be carried out by proper market experts

      @PhilipMurray251@PhilipMurray251 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Robertgriffinne Yes, I've used such expert, an investment adviser at that, and she really worked magic on my portfolio, initially I was always in and out of the market, selling at a complete loss but for the past 2years I've been mostly in the green, earning steady profit irrespective of market movement thus gaining over $850k+ in the past 2years

      @marianparker7502@marianparker7502 Жыл бұрын
    • @@marianparker7502 Sweet! how'd you go about getting a proper investment-adviser like that, I've had plans to touch base with one, I'm just not sure how to go about it, I don't mind looking up this one that guides you.

      @Robertgriffinne@Robertgriffinne Жыл бұрын
    • @@marianparker7502 Thank you, I researched Ms Ann and I went over her site and qualifications, she seems pretty tight and I've scheduled a call.

      @Robertgriffinne@Robertgriffinne Жыл бұрын
  • Awesome, I'm about to graduate university and I was starting to look for some decent advice on planning for retirement. Thanks, LastWeekTonight!!!

    @SphaHlela@SphaHlela8 жыл бұрын
    • +Sampamandla Hlela If you educate yourself about finance you can do the investing yourself. In the mean time save your cash, ladder the expiring date of a few CD's. The FDIC will insure up to $100k so conceivably you could keep it all as cash. Not a good idea. Eventually, diversify your portfolio. Mae West always said 10% in diamonds. If you invest in things, you'll have to protect them. Things also become a burden at a certain point. Things are only worth as much as someone else is willing to pay for them; not what you paid for them. Before buying bonds make sure the city or other issuing entity isn't going to go belly up. Watch the stock market. Unfortunately, it's just as addictive as gambling so set yourself a limit as to how much you are willing to loose. It's not a bad idea to have in mind a lower expected rate of return than anyone promises. I can not speak to real estate, like flipping, except after having lived in a condominium over 20 years, never by a condo. My dad used to own a six-unit apartment building. Yes, there is rent, but the upkeep is huge and, your relatives will resent you for asking them to work for free. Neither my husband nor I have control over what's in our pensions. When you're looking for the employer of your dreams ask them if who has control over your money. There are a thousands of Funds out there. Look at ones that invest the way you like: green, only US, only overseas, on and on. Since you are young plan for inflation. At the moment I think the average rate of return (what you will live on once you retire) is about 4%. How much money are you going to need to be comfortable? When you are comfortably situated you could buy art. Only buy art you like for yourself, or from artists you like. We inherited an antique teapot. A seller was asking $7k for it online. We were offered $300. Watch out for pyramid/Ponzi schemes or potential business partners; even the richest people can be taken by a scam artist. When you do have money the only way to loan it to anyone (family included) is to have in writing how much they owe and the repayment schedule. Do not be surprised when your company-provided health care pays 80%, you pay 20%, and the life-saving ER you pay could well be over six zeros. You may need to start out with lower value clothing, but try to limit that to recreational clothes. When you can afford a tailor-made wool suit, it's worth the investment. After the important meetings, you can wear it to your kids' weddings and on into retirement for other important occasions. That same suit will look good if you keep yourself in shape. On a more personal note, watch out for friends who see you are well off without seeing your hard work to achieve it. A lot of people have false expectations that you should be buying them dinner, jewelry worth at least $XXX, a car even. Don't.

      @asherduff8627@asherduff86278 жыл бұрын
    • Welcome to life.... now get ready to have your teeth kicked in for the next forty years.

      @peted2770@peted27708 жыл бұрын
    • What the fuck did I just read.

      @Mushbug88@Mushbug888 жыл бұрын
    • get a401k only if your company matches. put all on the safest investment like savings except you are getting matching funds. save and get the money out to buy a house you can pay off in ten to fifteen years. then the house will appreciate and you can sell when you are old. keep working save and buy more real estate

      @LAVIN20@LAVIN207 жыл бұрын
    • diamonds are a terrible investment....

      @mysticjbyrd@mysticjbyrd6 жыл бұрын
  • I am extremely happy they got that dude from Parks & Rec to do that last bit, brilliant!

    @JAigner7@JAigner78 жыл бұрын
    • you British people overextend the word "brilliant"

      @iratepeople455@iratepeople4558 жыл бұрын
    • I am not British

      @JAigner7@JAigner78 жыл бұрын
    • i read your sentence in that guys voice. including my own. why am i yelling???

      @patrickmiller5125@patrickmiller51258 жыл бұрын
    • what was his Code name given to him by Chris pine?

      @Sonichero151@Sonichero1517 жыл бұрын
  • Retirement is a wonderful feelings when it is done with a good plan, some gets frustrated when they are retired because of lack of good plans of living

    @lucasparker6250@lucasparker62503 жыл бұрын
    • Yes you're right the key of happiness when you have retired is the amount of money you have saved during your working days.

      @jamescharlotte9821@jamescharlotte98213 жыл бұрын
    • @Mia Lucas you are right the market is moving well, bitcoin is now 56k I believe it will raise before the end of the week.

      @heresy9835@heresy98353 жыл бұрын
    • I would have love to invest in bitcoin and other crypto currencies but it's difficult to understand the market.

      @elenabaldo2319@elenabaldo23193 жыл бұрын
    • @@elenabaldo2319 as a beginner I will advise you to work with madam Cynthia Edna, for good and huge withdrawals.

      @heresy9835@heresy98353 жыл бұрын
    • @Saud Farha yes you're right

      @heresy9835@heresy98353 жыл бұрын
  • the thing that always gets me with these is, no matter if they "Win" or "Lose" gambling with your money, they still get paid a ton of your money. and in many (if not all) cases, they make more off of your money than you do, at zero risk to them.

    @johng.1703@johng.17033 жыл бұрын
  • It's official. Janice from Accounting has finally given a fuck. That's it, everybody. You can go to sleep now.

    @PhoenixXZY@PhoenixXZY8 жыл бұрын
    • This was the real shocking news

      @Diceyed@Diceyed8 жыл бұрын
    • I know i should feel happy and a sense of achievement.... but i just feel empty. What is the meaning of life, when black holes break the laws of physics and Janice breaks the laws of the universe by giving fucks? I'm so lost :(

      @kotznaz@kotznaz8 жыл бұрын
    • +Konsta Hietala 😇😈 😯 😡 😢 🙇 👂 👍 APPROVED BY GOD I HAVE SOLVED MATRIX NW 🌐 👹 ILLUMINATI FASHION BAPHET ETERNAL.🔥 ANYONE OR GOD420 💜 ✌ 🐝 🎓 💯 OR CONTINUE TO FEEL LIKE A VACUUM SOLVED THE HOLY GRAIL WE ARE IN A MANDELA AFFECT CAUSED BY CERN GOOGLE BOTH LIFT SPIRIT PEACE

      @lifelonglearningltdllcrobi5526@lifelonglearningltdllcrobi55268 жыл бұрын
    • I hope something happens next week that makes her stop giving fucks

      @Commentoidiota@Commentoidiota8 жыл бұрын
    • The changed Janice wears the same shirt as me. Should I be worried?

      @Avellania@Avellania8 жыл бұрын
  • I don't need a damn certificate to know an elf when I see one.

    @InvalidAuthorization@InvalidAuthorization8 жыл бұрын
    • HAHAHA

      @romanjennings1097@romanjennings10978 жыл бұрын
    • look, it's not about the elf spotting skills, it's about the elf spotter contacts and networking

      @juanjuri6127@juanjuri61278 жыл бұрын
    • suriel912@hotmail.com

      @josmypaulino2555@josmypaulino25558 жыл бұрын
    • In this type of economy do you think people will look at you without an elf spotting degree and say "Oh wow, let's hire this guy! He must know his s***!" Nah don't think so. Now go pay for that degree.

      @dragonmaster11000@dragonmaster110008 жыл бұрын
    • From what I heard, you have to know someone in the business to get any job in the elf-spotting industry. Even a good degree won't do it...

      @Fatortu@Fatortu8 жыл бұрын
  • I've never seen such an entertaining yet depressing show that still leaves a glimmer of hope for the viewer at the end. It both shows how dark and depressing reality is, while also providing ways we can try to make things better. Also, my key takeaway from this and research on my own is that passively managed investments are the better choice in the long run (although I'd say that's mostly because of the cat)

    @mvl209@mvl2094 жыл бұрын
    • Yes. That happens a lot here.

      @kittmarie8285@kittmarie82853 жыл бұрын
  • I’m coming back to this video after a few years. Beginning to think of retirement planning. Thank you John for all you do.

    @weeznaz8195@weeznaz81954 жыл бұрын
  • I've learned more from this show and the internet than I've learned from school

    @RubyMarine@RubyMarine8 жыл бұрын
    • what did you learn from this show?

      @iratepeople455@iratepeople4558 жыл бұрын
    • How the government will ultimately screw me over in the future and how to make the inevitable depression easier on my mind.

      @RubyMarine@RubyMarine8 жыл бұрын
    • +Demonic_Phoenix :( you'll be fine :)

      @Deelber28@Deelber288 жыл бұрын
    • same

      @jeremyeither2428@jeremyeither24288 жыл бұрын
    • haha good joke

      @iratepeople455@iratepeople4558 жыл бұрын
  • I love some new John Oliver before bed.

    @faethedreamer@faethedreamer8 жыл бұрын
    • Same.

      @HomoSolari@HomoSolari8 жыл бұрын
    • I love some new John Oliver here after lunch

      @obsessivelyoli@obsessivelyoli8 жыл бұрын
    • I love some John Oliver when I wake up

      @cyruspasglop@cyruspasglop8 жыл бұрын
    • Exactly

      @nathanjohnson5277@nathanjohnson52778 жыл бұрын
    • Same I was about to go to bed and then I found this and had to watch it!

      @liamhyland3939@liamhyland39398 жыл бұрын
  • My sister is a fiduciary financial advisor for Chase, and her clients invite her to weddings, Christmas parties, once to their cabin in Colorado (we're in Texas)... you would be surprised how close the relationships get. She's a great person though, definitely cares about her clients. Edit: I now realize that this sounds like she's having affairs, lol, but I mean they invite her AND her family to these places. She and my nephews stayed in Colorado at the place of an older couple who are clients of hers.

    @Greg_tha_rushin@Greg_tha_rushin4 ай бұрын
    • I bet she’s a delight! 😂

      @themoistgreenorganic@themoistgreenorganic4 ай бұрын
    • A real peach!

      @richardthegingerbo909@richardthegingerbo9093 ай бұрын
  • 0:35 man, Suze was so excited to hear the caller say "study abroad," and then you see her struggle to keep her smile as she realizes the poor woman is crazy....

    @spuriouslathos2518@spuriouslathos25183 жыл бұрын
    • You can clearly see her face when the caller mentioned the school. 😂😂😂

      @farishanafiah8461@farishanafiah8461 Жыл бұрын
    • Her eyes scream “What did I say about screening out these people?!”

      @VenetusAlpha@VenetusAlpha Жыл бұрын
  • Just printed my Elf Spotting Certificate. I'm going to frame this!

    @sharirood@sharirood8 жыл бұрын
    • Ask your unemployed financial adviser today for how to frame certificates after he figures out how to do it and calculates the fees.

      @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai8 жыл бұрын
    • I printed my Financial Advising Certificate. That frame would be a waste of your money.

      @bonmot7850@bonmot78508 жыл бұрын
    • The Prof. at your school allowed you to print yours? I had to get mine printed.

      @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai7 жыл бұрын
    • Sir Francis It might be time to re-watch this video.

      @bonmot7850@bonmot78507 жыл бұрын
    • What video? I thought this was the forum for retirement assistance.

      @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai7 жыл бұрын
  • the guy at the end needs his own show

    @Zakzattak@Zakzattak8 жыл бұрын
    • he has his own show... billy in the street

      @dom3245@dom32458 жыл бұрын
    • I really hope Syrian was being sarcastic; don't like Eichner.

      @delugesofgrandeur@delugesofgrandeur8 жыл бұрын
    • His own is a show is where he gets to scream at people on the street, which he will probably do to your comment.

      @biocapsule7311@biocapsule73118 жыл бұрын
    • BioCapsule Oh I know, which is why I made my comment, if you were referring to me.

      @delugesofgrandeur@delugesofgrandeur8 жыл бұрын
    • delugesofgrandeur Nah... was meant for the OP.

      @biocapsule7311@biocapsule73118 жыл бұрын
  • Well that would be impossible to do considering I'm in my late 50s and I'm more interested in investments that could set me up for retirement in my 60s, my goal is at least $2million.

    @danieljamal3709@danieljamal37092 жыл бұрын
    • Very true, If you're looking for help building a retirement nest egg, you most likely want a certified financial planner with expertise in retirement planning. With the aid of a coach, I grew my reserve from $160k to almost $600k during this Red season.

      @helenoliver4838@helenoliver48382 жыл бұрын
    • @@helenoliver4838 How can one find a verifiable financial Planner, I buy the idea of employing the services of a Financial Advisor because finding that balance between saving and living requires counsel.

      @danieljamal3709@danieljamal37092 жыл бұрын
    • @@danieljamal3709 My consultant is *PRISCILLA DIANE AIVAZIAN* I found her on a BBC interview where she was featured and reached out to her afterward. She has since provided entry and exit points on the securities I focus on. You can look her up online if you care about supervision. I follow her trade pattern and haven’t regretted doing so

      @helenoliver4838@helenoliver48382 жыл бұрын
    • @@helenoliver4838 I just looked up this person out of curiosity, and surprisingly she seems proficient. I thought this was just some overrated BS, I appreciate this.

      @danieljamal3709@danieljamal37092 жыл бұрын
    • I know *PRISCILLA DIANE AIVAZIAN* . She brings a lot of experience in trading to the table but more importantly, I think she is a tough person in an industry that demands clairvoyance

      @georgecooper8750@georgecooper87502 жыл бұрын
  • every $1 you invest today is a little bit of time that you buy back in the future, the more you invest, the more free time you can afford in the future, having time and the freedom to choose what to do are the ultimate investing goals.

    @chrismillson2779@chrismillson27792 жыл бұрын
    • Exactly, that expression "buy back your time" well thats what investing allows you to do.

      @bobbygunz9254@bobbygunz92542 жыл бұрын
    • freedom for the future is why i am investing. i've had people say to me they didint know you can start investing with small amount of money. they 100% can and a $100 start is better than nothing at all.

      @viviangall1786@viviangall17862 жыл бұрын
    • @@viviangall1786 Exactly my dear, invest TODAY so as to help one self when your tired and retired.

      @bobbygunz9254@bobbygunz92542 жыл бұрын
    • @@bobbygunz9254 i was never patient and due to being an aggressive investor, lost heavily but a friend who works at fidelity investment connected me to a F.A in the person of Brenda Gay McLean who managed my portfolio from $47k to $115k in 5 months

      @chris-pj7rk@chris-pj7rk2 жыл бұрын
    • @@chris-pj7rk I went to look up this person because i was questioning the integrity of all this, surprisingly she seems really proficient, I thought this was just some hyped-up BS or Advert, I appreciate this.

      @viviangall1786@viviangall17862 жыл бұрын
  • Excuse me, I'm a completely sober college student who decided to read the entire Wikipedia on Rope.

    @robinsparrow1618@robinsparrow16187 жыл бұрын
    • Headed there when this is over.

      @caydencayuga7876@caydencayuga78766 жыл бұрын
    • Cajer 1618 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

      @mikeylikesit525@mikeylikesit5256 жыл бұрын
    • It's 11:31. Now I get it.

      @thelosthondo@thelosthondo6 жыл бұрын
    • Bravo 👏 wish I can reach the same saris as you one day you are a man above men or women

      @WintersEnvy@WintersEnvy6 жыл бұрын
    • How about writing the page "Colored ropes" for a change?

      @JamesHui522@JamesHui5226 жыл бұрын
  • I just got my Financial Advisor certificate!!!

    @ritalpha17@ritalpha178 жыл бұрын
    • And an Elf spotter certificate too?! Thank you lastweektonight.com!!!

      @ritalpha17@ritalpha178 жыл бұрын
    • im rushing there to get mine..hold on

      @gracekaveke8653@gracekaveke86538 жыл бұрын
    • got it..

      @gracekaveke8653@gracekaveke86538 жыл бұрын
    • +grace kaveke lol

      @WashingpowderNirma-ei3kq@WashingpowderNirma-ei3kq8 жыл бұрын
    • that certificate is about a 10hour exam. Certified Financial Planners .. that exam is no joke!

      @victorespino5650@victorespino56508 жыл бұрын
  • Retirement planning is crucial. Did you know that in some parts of the world, you need over a million dollars to retire comfortably?

    @EricaWaters-lr6zw@EricaWaters-lr6zwАй бұрын
    • Wow, that's a hefty sum. I've been retired for three years now, and I'm only 46.

      @BrianAlbert-hh3pi@BrianAlbert-hh3piАй бұрын
    • @@BrianAlbert-hh3pi How is that possible?

      @OliverLiam-px3vx@OliverLiam-px3vxАй бұрын
    • @@OliverLiam-px3vx I have Wendy Joyce Woods managing my assortment. Her prediction calls have been incredibly fascinating I have to say.

      @BrianAlbert-hh3pi@BrianAlbert-hh3piАй бұрын
    • Wendy Joyce Woods possesses a profound comprehension of market dynamics and technological trends.,Her foresight is quite remarkable.

      @AshleyKeith-vw7ws@AshleyKeith-vw7wsАй бұрын
    • Wow,that's impressive! I'v worked with her and I’m excited to hear about her success stories. I've actually had my mortgage paid off by following only her advice.

      @ChloeCarter-kd7gz@ChloeCarter-kd7gzАй бұрын
  • My dad said he was going to spend all of his money before he dies so everybody will be sad.

    @mexcanfun4498@mexcanfun44984 жыл бұрын
    • A real man

      @glo1168@glo11683 жыл бұрын
    • your dad is a level of madman i wish to become.

      @decentlysmartforanidiot8284@decentlysmartforanidiot82843 жыл бұрын
    • Hahahaha xD

      @rcdubbin0184@rcdubbin0184 Жыл бұрын
  • John Oliver is an elf, I should know, I'm credibly qualified.

    @sirsoos3546@sirsoos35465 жыл бұрын
    • people ripping off old people?

      @seniorcitizensnewzealand7855@seniorcitizensnewzealand78554 жыл бұрын
    • FAKE NNNNNEWSSSS!

      @moom4407@moom44073 жыл бұрын
    • No he’s a prehistoric bird

      @mythicalguy1236@mythicalguy12363 жыл бұрын
    • @@seniorcitizensnewzealand7855 l

      @joycekrabach2420@joycekrabach24203 жыл бұрын
    • And he ignores elf and safety

      @PatrickKelly-lz3pv@PatrickKelly-lz3pv3 жыл бұрын
  • To everyone in the comment section saying "First", "Second". You have made your family proud.

    @mrbean2121@mrbean21218 жыл бұрын
    • I hope to get my screenshot of "First" put on the fridge one day.

      @LordSpongy@LordSpongy8 жыл бұрын
    • i was third, will my mom still proud of me?

      @airilsra@airilsra8 жыл бұрын
    • No she is going to disown you.

      @cthatcher11482@cthatcher114828 жыл бұрын
    • +airil sra NO! You are a disgrace to your family!

      @gorillaguerillaDK@gorillaguerillaDK8 жыл бұрын
    • First

      @Shadowed7@Shadowed78 жыл бұрын
  • I have bench-watched all ur videos John, it’s all so eye opening and educating. Thanks John

    @chizzy4real729@chizzy4real7294 жыл бұрын
  • just sold a property in Portland and I'm thinking to put the cash in stocks, I know everyone is saying its ripe enough, but Is this a good time to buy stocks? How long until a full recovery? How are other people in the same market raking in over $200k gains with months, I'm really just confused at this point.

    @dubyyax5493@dubyyax54935 ай бұрын
    • Yes, a good number of folks are raking in huge 6 figure gains in this downtrend, but such strategies are mostly successfully executed by folks with in depth market knowledge

      @stephmeldrich6765@stephmeldrich67655 ай бұрын
    • Very true. Despite having no prior investing knowledge, I started investing before the pandemic and pulled in a profit of approximately $950k that same year. In reality, all I was doing was getting professional advice.

      @gagnecaron658@gagnecaron6585 ай бұрын
    • How can I participate in this? I sincerely aspire to establish a secure financlal future and am eager to participate. Who is the driving force behind your success?

      @stephmeldrich6765@stephmeldrich67655 ай бұрын
    • There are a lot of independent advisors you might look into. But i work with Emily Lois Parker and we have been working together for nearly four years, and she is excellent. You could proceed with her if she satisfies your discretion. I endorse her

      @gagnecaron658@gagnecaron6585 ай бұрын
    • Thank you for this tip. it was easy to find your coach. Did my due diligence on her before emailing her. She seems proficient considering her résumé.. can I get a way to communicate with you as I have some questions

      @stephmeldrich6765@stephmeldrich67655 ай бұрын
  • this video was intrest-ing

    @odinsteffes5278@odinsteffes52788 жыл бұрын
    • puns for days!!!!!!

      @lookabomba32@lookabomba328 жыл бұрын
    • *Badum Tsss*

      @KshitijPatil1@KshitijPatil18 жыл бұрын
    • W

      @CABRALFAN27@CABRALFAN278 жыл бұрын
    • My financial advisor wears an interest-ring.

      @WiwuX@WiwuX8 жыл бұрын
    • Get out.

      @guavaman925@guavaman9258 жыл бұрын
  • Anyone need a Elf Spotter, i am the man to call just got my certificate.

    @Mexican4Life49@Mexican4Life498 жыл бұрын
    • I called 911 asking for you they sent my to the asylum

      @mohamedmahmoud4045@mohamedmahmoud40458 жыл бұрын
    • We learned that won't work like 5weeks ago

      @turquoisesnowflake4613@turquoisesnowflake46138 жыл бұрын
    • Good for you haha I might need to trust your skills because of the certificate

      @thetruereality2@thetruereality28 жыл бұрын
    • If you need some financial advise, I'm a newly certified financial advisor looking for some business.

      @Djlofton@Djlofton8 жыл бұрын
    • I've seen my fair share of elves when I watch Lord of the Rings, almost all Santa movies, and Orlando Bloom.

      @angelofsarcasm4924@angelofsarcasm49248 жыл бұрын
  • What a brilliant episode. More people around the world need to watch this.

    @phelelanimkhize4522@phelelanimkhize45223 жыл бұрын
  • With my Elf Spotting and Financial Advising certificates, professional success is virtually guaranteed. Thanks, Last Week Tonight.

    @duckmeister5385@duckmeister53854 жыл бұрын
    • Duckmeister You need to enroll in advanced elf breeding and farming!!

      @DigiTechLabs@DigiTechLabs4 жыл бұрын
    • Way ahead of you. I’m well on my way to building an elven empire, all thanks to my mail order elf spotting certification.

      @duckmeister5385@duckmeister53854 жыл бұрын
    • Ty bosses 😉

      @rcdubbin0184@rcdubbin0184 Жыл бұрын
  • So are you telling me i should just let my cat manage my money? Somehow it sound fair.

    @francesco8000@francesco80008 жыл бұрын
    • No it just means that the marketplace is so volatile that even the "professionals" can't predict it well and it CAN be better to use index funds rather than to be fooled by financial advisers.

      @NoktynGaming@NoktynGaming8 жыл бұрын
    • +occam And they probably would. And then promptly fee more than they earned over an index investment.

      @ulogy@ulogy8 жыл бұрын
    • occam yeah no one is saying or has said that. That would be retarded.

      @NoktynGaming@NoktynGaming8 жыл бұрын
    • That could be the most logical thing that came out of America recently

      @tedlancaster9233@tedlancaster92338 жыл бұрын
    • Actually the market is so big no financial adviser can be trusted to provide consistent results. That's the point of the cat.

      @supernova743@supernova7438 жыл бұрын
  • You made a joke about reading the Wikipedia titled “Rope” and I took it as a challenge. It was actually quite educational. Lol. 😂

    @claykress2559@claykress25596 жыл бұрын
    • Clay Kress same xD

      @HITMAN47681@HITMAN476816 жыл бұрын
    • Were you wasted?

      @patricklewis7636@patricklewis76365 жыл бұрын
    • @@DIESEL0759 my woman loves what I know about rope...

      @jsalvatori@jsalvatori5 жыл бұрын
    • @@jsalvatori I have no doubt...

      @DIESEL0759@DIESEL07595 жыл бұрын
    • @@jsalvatori LMFAO

      @Khymeira@Khymeira5 жыл бұрын
  • This guy is such a great speaker I think this is the first time I’ve ever heard him stumble on a word

    @biglippedkid@biglippedkid3 жыл бұрын
  • Because ROTH IRAs are tax-free, you'll be able to keep more of the money you've worked so hard to earn.I want to invest more than $300k, but I'm not sure how to go.

    @A_francis@A_francis6 ай бұрын
    • Holding fixed-income assets in tax-deferred retirement funds as opposed to taxable accounts has additional advantages. If you don't know how to invest in the market, get some advice from a financial counselor.

      @Theresaa12@Theresaa126 ай бұрын
    • Having an investment adviser is the best way to go about the stock market right now, especially for near retirees, I've been in touch with a coach for awhile now mostly and I made over $800K within a short time

      @RickWatson-xu6gw@RickWatson-xu6gw6 ай бұрын
    • How can I reach this adviser of yours? because I'm seeking for a more effective investment approach on my savings

      @BenTodd-fl8nv@BenTodd-fl8nv6 ай бұрын
    • My consultant is *Alicia Estela Cabouli* She has since provide entry and exit points on the securities I focus on. You can look her up online if you care for supervision. I basically follow her trade pattern and haven’t regretted doing so

      @RickWatson-xu6gw@RickWatson-xu6gw6 ай бұрын
    • I Looked up her name and her website popped up immediately, interesting stuff so far, about to schedule a session with her.

      @Theresaa12@Theresaa126 ай бұрын
  • That guy in the final skit is absolutely FABULOUS!!!

    @Gredddfe@Gredddfe7 жыл бұрын
    • Gredddfe if I'm correct its the same guy from the honey badger voice over video...

      @obama_ate_my_chicken5361@obama_ate_my_chicken53617 жыл бұрын
    • Obama_Ate_My_Chicken the honey badger guy's name is Randall and here is his channel: kzhead.info the man in the video is Billy Eichner. he's acted in a handful of things including Parks & Rec and Bob's Burgers

      @chasing_the_good7260@chasing_the_good72606 жыл бұрын
    • although Funny or Die is a platform for both the honey badger video and "Billy on the Street" ! and they do sound very much alike :)

      @chasing_the_good7260@chasing_the_good72606 жыл бұрын
  • Why do I always watch this? I'm not even American

    @JmanJblack@JmanJblack8 жыл бұрын
    • Me too. But I'm John Oliver's slave now..

      @clatowett@clatowett8 жыл бұрын
    • same here :P

      @masdr2627@masdr26278 жыл бұрын
    • lol same here .

      @mikexhotmail@mikexhotmail8 жыл бұрын
    • Knowing that things like this exist can always help you wherever you are

      @arturoflash@arturoflash8 жыл бұрын
    • Arturo Mesirca Or to know how fucked up America is sometimes:p

      @JmanJblack@JmanJblack8 жыл бұрын
  • I got my first report of my pension plan. 10 years of working and I'm actually now putting money into a pension plan... Yeah, Finally (now that I'm in Europe). Might look into setting up an additional index fund since I actually have the spare money even after all that. Feels great. :) Thanks for making this. Been so long since I saw you in front of an audience I forgot how much you react to them. Hope you get to present in front of people again.

    @ferinzz@ferinzz3 жыл бұрын
  • It took a while, but I did as instructed, came back here and am following this advice! Thanks. :)

    @nannywhumpers5702@nannywhumpers57023 жыл бұрын
  • I remember the first time I watched this, on a whim, I looked up and read the entire wikipedia page for rope. It was not an hour well spent.

    @devingendron2287@devingendron22877 жыл бұрын
    • Devin Gendron I don't believe you.

      @SuperStephen2012@SuperStephen20126 жыл бұрын
    • he probably doesn't need your approval

      @lamdrewpleasse4667@lamdrewpleasse46676 жыл бұрын
  • Honestly John Oliver is such an amazing person and is literally helping us fix the world by pointing attention to the things that usually past by us unnoticed and contribute to the fucked up power dynamics people have in this world. I love this show so much.

    @Spaceistheplace18@Spaceistheplace187 жыл бұрын
  • 6 years later this is still my favorite John Oliver episode.

    @kpzilg@kpzilg Жыл бұрын
  • I honestly live the idea that John Oliver spends his time at work looking at images of tea cup pig when he's not in the middle of a show.

    @frozeneevee@frozeneevee3 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you John Oliver. This video potentially saved me hundreds of thousands when I retire.

    @BrianCheng24@BrianCheng247 жыл бұрын
    • Why? Where will you keep your money then? Serious question and i will supply an educated answer.

      @TheSphericalPrison@TheSphericalPrison5 жыл бұрын
    • @@TheSphericalPrison probably in a non-managed fund like the video suggests. They perform as well or better as managed ones and do not charge fees.

      @thomasf.9717@thomasf.97175 жыл бұрын
    • @@thomasf.9717 Ok, state the non mananaged fund you are on about? How does it compare to other non managed funds? What is the innitial period on these funds? What is the fee for exiting the fund? What happens to the fund if the indices plummet? A finacial advisor does more than manage finds as the video suggests. A proper finacial advisor will help you to get the biggest and best yield. Not all are scam artist like the video suggests.

      @TheSphericalPrison@TheSphericalPrison5 жыл бұрын
    • @@TheSphericalPrison I'll state that fund as soon as you show me my post where I was talking about a specific fund. Hint: I wasn't.

      @thomasf.9717@thomasf.97175 жыл бұрын
    • You really don't need a financial advisor, just save 15% of your gross income and invest it in a couch potato retirement portfolio (google it). Invest first in Roth options (Roth 401k for company sponsored plans or Roth IRAs for personal funds) until you max those out and then put everything else into traditional options (401k for company sponsored plans or traditional IRAs for personal funds). It is that simple. John's "advice" that somehow if you don't earn enough income that you shouldn't or can't save for retirement is terrible and ludicrous. You always need to live within your means and plan for the future no matter how much you make.

      @nafnaf0@nafnaf05 жыл бұрын
  • as a financial advisor, this video is 100% true lol. Personally tho, I'm not commissioned, however the company I work for give me a better performance rating if I sell certain funds. But I don't give a fuck and tell people to buy index funds and ETFs all the time, and what's what i invest it only 😊

    @AnimeMyAnswer@AnimeMyAnswer8 жыл бұрын
    • and that's what I invest in only*

      @AnimeMyAnswer@AnimeMyAnswer8 жыл бұрын
    • You mind advising my lump-some? I'm trying to grow it but it'd be really helpful to have someone else activly managing it. ...hue hue hue im terrible...

      @Drakkose@Drakkose8 жыл бұрын
    • +Drakkose don't actively manage your lumpsum, let it passively grow - that was the whole point of the video!! Now, if you were making a sly sexual innuendo, then idk I can't help you there 🙃

      @AnimeMyAnswer@AnimeMyAnswer8 жыл бұрын
    • LoveAnimexoxo It was sly sexual innuendo. v.v *ahem* ... i feel silly now...

      @Drakkose@Drakkose8 жыл бұрын
    • +Drakkose 😶

      @AnimeMyAnswer@AnimeMyAnswer8 жыл бұрын
  • So it's 2020 could we get an update on financial advisors

    @sam.k44@sam.k444 жыл бұрын
    • Get the stock picking cat 🐈

      @jc.1191@jc.11913 жыл бұрын
  • I could watch investment advice done by Billy Eichner for for years

    @makomachine7643@makomachine76433 жыл бұрын
  • That's exactly why I stopped working as a "financial advisor" for Prudential - I couldn't live with it on my conscience. There are a lot of laws but they bend the laws ALL THE TIME. You have to educate yourself, but I found that almost NO ONE educates themselves about their finances, even the most basic of basics they just don't know.

    @xuyahfish@xuyahfish6 жыл бұрын
    • @ xuyahfish what did you end up doing instead? what are the most basic of basics?

      @andyouf@andyouf5 жыл бұрын
    • Prudential manages my son's 401k from the hospital where he works. Since he pays about as much attention to finances as I did at 26, he had me look through his allocations. They had him in high-fee heavily managed funds with their "automatic" feature. I transferred every contribution from those into their few Vanguard offerings (mostly index funds), and he went from double digit losses in the final quarter of 2018 to double digit gains in the first quarter of 2019.

      @erinstade4163@erinstade41635 жыл бұрын
    • Erin Stade I wish I even understood how to make evaluations like this. I have my 401k on auto by my age and I don’t know how to see much more than balance and contribution. How do I learn all of this?

      @janiecel@janiecel4 жыл бұрын
    • It's true, I wanted to do the right thing by investing my retirement savings .. But had no idea how or what to invest in. I spoke with a "Financial Adviser" who put my portfolio together but, the statements I would receive monthly were the equivalent of trying to read Chinese. I could not understand anything in them, just bought this, sold that...#'s and terminology all over the place. Every year my tax accountant would say, well you made this much, but multitude of fees would chew into profits and basically had a pretty small return on my investments. After about 8 years of these small returns and the fees eating up most potential profit...I closed everything out in 2009. I took my total retirement investments ($70,000 at this point, so not much) and started investing in buy and hold real estate. Wah-Lah...as of 2020...I hit millionaire status via real estate assets and have a passive income of $4500 per month from rental income.

      @caroleehubbard8380@caroleehubbard83804 жыл бұрын
    • Would you be interested in making a video about your experience/what the basic of the basics even are?

      @flimflam6652@flimflam66524 жыл бұрын
  • Wait, being an elf spotter is uncommon?

    @keepsaek@keepsaek8 жыл бұрын
    • No, going to Iceland to become one is!

      @gorillaguerillaDK@gorillaguerillaDK8 жыл бұрын
    • Not anymore it's not!

      @bizzee1@bizzee18 жыл бұрын
    • Well, not anymore!

      @joeleriksson89@joeleriksson898 жыл бұрын
    • ***** Exactly! Iceland is only a short duration during the summer vacation - when Santa Claus are are at the annual Congress in Copenhagen...

      @gorillaguerillaDK@gorillaguerillaDK8 жыл бұрын
    • We need elf Spotters. Never trust an elf. Their insidious plots to bring down humanity are always in motion. That smile hides a desire to bring elven dominance to our world.

      @caelvanir8557@caelvanir85578 жыл бұрын
  • Exactly what I’m doing. I knew this was coming, i never gave up on my savings and investment as it would be hard to get a job. I see those around me whom have retired and because they have less money, milling around bored and most end up laying around in front of the Tv, living to eat and sleep. Its totally a rewarding choice to have an retirement plan.

    @kimsungje2962@kimsungje29624 жыл бұрын
    • Lol Kim sung je your description on failed retirement plan fits perfectly

      @kaylagarrison9267@kaylagarrison92674 жыл бұрын
    • Never thought about it this way! Haha

      @wilsonaaron3930@wilsonaaron39304 жыл бұрын
    • So true!

      @andyosman8375@andyosman83754 жыл бұрын
    • Don’t be mislead these are true facts. I’m in my 30’s with a proficient finances. Nothing scares me! I have learnt to be effectively productive with my finances.

      @johndeanconway7931@johndeanconway79314 жыл бұрын
    • How so John?

      @andyosman8375@andyosman83754 жыл бұрын
  • John Oliver can make the most boring issues very interesting.Brilliant man and a great show,exposing the BS of Corporate America.

    @NEWz206@NEWz2063 жыл бұрын
    • Spot on!

      @67tomcat@67tomcat3 жыл бұрын
  • I have a BMI of 36 ... I don't need a retirement fund :)

    @MarkoStojadinov@MarkoStojadinov8 жыл бұрын
    • Imma steal that joke

      @iratepeople455@iratepeople4558 жыл бұрын
    • Here is the original version :) /watch?v=61DEMMzOrEc

      @MarkoStojadinov@MarkoStojadinov8 жыл бұрын
  • "As long as you do everything right you'll probably be ok." Why is that the answer to everything in this country.

    @jamesmcmurray451@jamesmcmurray4516 жыл бұрын
  • After my dad passed away a financial planner came to our place pretending to have information about his retirement plan savings at his work, but really wanted to scare my mom in to being a client by shouting random facts about tax brackets. Then the “financial planner” left our house crying because I was having none of it.

    @nocoolnameavailable@nocoolnameavailable3 жыл бұрын
  • I think that the actual educational quote was "Elk" spotting school!

    @homelessclown7880@homelessclown78803 жыл бұрын
  • The thing is, finance is a lot easier than people think it is. There are some generally-recommended, safe investment options (bonds, index funds) as well as retirement plans that provide a steady return over time with little effort. You don't have to gamble away your money by trusting it with a financial advisor - or, potentially worse, putting all your money in stocks without spending the time it takes to do it well. So, once you find an investment vehicle you're comfortable with long-term, you'll have an idea of how much interest your money will accrue. Plug the data into an online interest calculator and it'll be able to tell you how much money you have to invest at a given interest in order to be able to live off of it after you retire. A much bigger problem is for the many people who can't do any of this because they don't have the money in their youth, and thus never accrue interest on any money, and instead have to keep working long after they'd hoped to retire. I guess the bottom line is: Don't trust the banks. Banks make money by literally taking as much money as they possible can from you. When you need the services of a bank, remember this. They're not your friends. They aren't there for you. They're not there for the economy. They're a necessary evil you need to avoid as much as possible.

    @Sorenzo@Sorenzo8 жыл бұрын
    • For the record, I'm talking about index funds without active management. Some actively managed funds aren't as bad as others - some may even be good - but in most cases, active management is just less efficient for you - since, even if the active management makes the fund significantly better, the manager is taking the vast majority of the difference anyway. Active management simply adds a risk to your purchase of index fund shares that you don't need, since passively managed funds have shown to be just as good or better. Also, the banks largely consider you a rube unless you're a very wealthy person, and as such will offer you drastically worse terms and conditions than they would offer well-connected people. Don't ever trust the bank to give you good rates on anything. By the way, I'm not an expert. I learned all of this in less than 6 hours, using economy lectures from The Teaching Company and articles from various sites (never trust just one site - only trust what they all agree on. If it makes sense.)

      @Sorenzo@Sorenzo8 жыл бұрын
    • Yes, if you're a complete moron it can be helpful to have someone less dumb to tell you when you're about to do something dumb.

      @ethanholshouser5648@ethanholshouser56488 жыл бұрын
    • "The thing is, finance is a lot easier than people think it is." Tell me about it, I got my degree about 3 minutes after I set my mind into being a financial advisor... my inkjet printer takes a while to warm up.

      @ernestohernandez5050@ernestohernandez50507 жыл бұрын
    • Financial writers have recently begun criticism of index funds. The reason being that some of the funds are so popular now that many of the major indexes have included companies with dodgy fundamentals into their index group,thus rendering some indexes more volatile. So choose your index funds with due diligence.

      @eddenoy321@eddenoy3217 жыл бұрын
    • Very well said !

      @eddenoy321@eddenoy3217 жыл бұрын
  • BRB, reading wikipedia page on rope.

    @vahnn0@vahnn08 жыл бұрын
    • It isn't even that long.

      @JehanKateli@JehanKateli8 жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @danthompson1575@danthompson15758 жыл бұрын
    • How about you go on ... instead

      @w-w-w-joyofsatancom2248@w-w-w-joyofsatancom22488 жыл бұрын
    • oh shit lmao

      @Arizona9001@Arizona90018 жыл бұрын
  • I want to go the elf spotting school with Magnus in Iceland. I don’t believe but I love wonderfully told stories!

    @NadineBedayse@NadineBedayse4 жыл бұрын
  • Watching this old video and just had a thought, John could you do a web short where u breakdown and explain football just to show us all what you've learned?

    @somebodyontheinternet1090@somebodyontheinternet10904 жыл бұрын
  • Obama's fiduciary rule, which Oliver rightly praises here, was immediately thrown out by Trump as part of his "Lets Build a Giant Swamp for the Corrupt, Greedy top 10% to Wallow in" initiative.

    @tedl7538@tedl75385 жыл бұрын
    • intelligence, has escaped everyone one of the trumps, except this one, and he choose to hide how smart he actually is: slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/03/trump-has-gone-to-ridiculous-lengths-to-keep-his-high-school-grades-from-getting-out.html

      @drouel856@drouel8565 жыл бұрын
    • I don't think I've heard trump do anything to benefit the middle or lower class. Greedy pig, lol. And to think when John Oliver mentioned the house and senate, he'd mention how they stood up for the fiduciary rule. I was stupid to think they would do something that would benefit the common people

      @hawkfandan@hawkfandan5 жыл бұрын
    • No, the DOL Rule was killed by courts.

      @bradw2k@bradw2k5 жыл бұрын
    • basically what john is telling you is, if someone is claiming to help you in america they will have you bent over and pleasuring themself inside you very soon.

      @last7509@last75095 жыл бұрын
    • @@last7509 Sad but so true.

      @carlo6912@carlo69125 жыл бұрын
  • Financial planners: One of the greatest deceptions pulled on the population is that they can't do it themselves. They've been told they can't do their own taxes. They can't invest without help. It's a form of the harm caused by 'lowered expectations.' As he points out in the video, it's not hard. Pick index funds, rebalance once a year, add more bonds as you get older (or just buy a target fund made up of index funds). That's it. You can expect long-term success with that little of info. 401(k): If your company offers one, you absolutely should take advantage of it. Any good company will offer a match, and you will never get a return as good as that on your own. Fees: Low fees are fundamentally important. Always, always pick no-load investments with low fees. Also, funds with the lowest fees typically outperform funds with high fees because over time, neither will beat the market, and the lower fee fund will skim less off the top, thus giving you more. Advice: Absolutely yes, start saving as soon as you possibly can. That cannot be stressed enough. Low cost index funds are great. Target funds made up of low cost index funds are also great. Also check out what's known as the Margarita Portfolio; it's a super simple investment mix with a proven track record. You don't have to get fancy to be successful. Fees: Vanguard's index funds have fees that are typically under 0.25%, not just under 1% as advised in the video. (Disclosure: I invest with Vanguard.)

    @theevermind@theevermind8 жыл бұрын
    • Agree with you

      @AnimeMyAnswer@AnimeMyAnswer8 жыл бұрын
    • Since you seem to like Vanguard: www.edelmanfinancial.com/education-center/articles/h/how-much-is-an-advisor-worth

      @jaketweet4913@jaketweet49138 жыл бұрын
    • People can certainly do it themselves, they just don't.

      @Alsadius@Alsadius8 жыл бұрын
    • Jake Tweet Great link. IMO the title is deceptive, though. The increase in performance is due to proven investment strategies like long-term focus, diversification, rebalancing, etc. It isn't through picking winners/losers like managed funds. The information to do all the work is readily available for free. I do agree that people who don't have confidence or discipline to act without someone prodding them, then an adviser/coach is beneficial.

      @theevermind@theevermind8 жыл бұрын
    • You are correct in that it is "not hard" to pick your investments, rebalance, etc. However, while it is SIMPLE to do all of this, it is not EASY to do this because so many people let their emotions dictate their decisions when there's a massive bull or bear market. THAT is why so many people would be better off paying a financial advisor to manage their investments -- to keep themselves from making potentially catastrophic decisions based on emotion. (I would never hire a financial advisor who isn't a "FEE ONLY" advisor -- NOT a "fee based" advisor -- there's a HUGE difference between the two. "Fee Only" advisors must always act as fiduciaries for their clients.)

      @ultrasuede7757@ultrasuede77578 жыл бұрын
  • I feel like there was a missed opportunity there at the end, when the "dominos" toppled over onto Kristen Chenoweth. Definitely, should have just been her feet sticking out, as an homage to "The Wizard of Oz", and her character in "Wicked".

    @mariannecontrino6297@mariannecontrino62973 жыл бұрын
  • Thx for the heads up

    @DavidandClara@DavidandClara10 ай бұрын
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