The World Isn't Ready for The Orifice

2024 ж. 16 Сәу.
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This is the greatest orifice of All Time
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  • Imagine someone hacks your Orifice and it just starts to yell out slurs and increases suck power by 9000%

    @Munisk52@Munisk52Ай бұрын
    • Careful there, gonna make some of these guys repaint their bedroom ceiling.

      @ramsoomair@ramsoomairАй бұрын
    • Oh and volume increases to %100 and it calls SWAT to your house

      @Cheesepuff8@Cheesepuff8Ай бұрын
    • It's over 9000 thousand ?!

      @rotl@rotlАй бұрын
    • ​@@rotlwhy do you sound so bored?

      @spider-man5544@spider-man5544Ай бұрын
    • @@spider-man5544 ?

      @rotl@rotlАй бұрын
  • The world isnt ready for two dudes, one box

    @Deredeo13@Deredeo13Ай бұрын
    • Lmfao XD

      @PootisBird1@PootisBird1Ай бұрын
    • Bro I ain't ready for that 💀

      @UncleMerlin@UncleMerlinАй бұрын
    • 😂😂

      @kingmuizz708@kingmuizz708Ай бұрын
    • good thing i’m not the world. i’m just lol ole me

      @nightcoreeclub@nightcoreeclubАй бұрын
    • Hahaha

      @RePotHead@RePotHeadАй бұрын
  • **tries to pull out** "Im sorry john, im afraid i cannot let you do that"

    @TheZelander@TheZelander29 күн бұрын
    • "Damn you stupid machine! My name's not John!"

      @goopah@goopah27 күн бұрын
    • John clearly hasn't paid his Orifice subscription.

      @Laachen@Laachen26 күн бұрын
    • They would add a subscription, there will probably be micro-transactions too @Laachen

      @dannyg.4421@dannyg.442119 күн бұрын
    • @@dannyg.4421 one dollar per thrust.

      @TheZelander@TheZelander19 күн бұрын
  • Imagine it has ads in the middle of your fun and says “this orifice is sponsored by raid shadow legends”

    @lm6414@lm6414Ай бұрын
    • Starts clamping down

      @thelemon5069@thelemon5069Ай бұрын
    • *WEEEEOOOOOOW* Wanna a break from the ads?

      @lozedd@lozeddАй бұрын
    • @@lozedd Spotify ads, but on your Orifice

      @vez3834@vez3834Ай бұрын
    • and you have to pay 15$/month for the premium

      @ichi5995@ichi5995Ай бұрын
    • I come instantly when I here ads 🎉

      @theepictheory2219@theepictheory221929 күн бұрын
  • "The orifice" is one hell of a name

    @arineatsshit7955@arineatsshit7955Ай бұрын
    • Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😘

      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1Ай бұрын
    • My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

      @p-__@p-__Ай бұрын
    • I mean it IS accurate at least

      @Oxygen1004@Oxygen1004Ай бұрын
    • It sounds like an Elden Ring boss name 😂

      @TennoUnleashed@TennoUnleashedАй бұрын
    • Who asked + my content is better than Charlie + UTTP is better

      @UTTPSupporter@UTTPSupporterАй бұрын
  • The Post Nut Clarity will be absolutely insane with this one

    @dattromboneguy@dattromboneguyАй бұрын
    • Its post-nut suicide after this one.

      @Alexander-xk2nb@Alexander-xk2nbАй бұрын
    • *Don’t read my name….. 😮*

      @DontReadMyPicture93@DontReadMyPicture93Ай бұрын
    • They should work that into the AI - get it to reassure you after you've finished.

      @drunkenhobo8020@drunkenhobo8020Ай бұрын
    • @drunkenhobo8020 "Make sure your 'Post Nut Clarity Prevention Switch' is set to on" 😂

      @dattromboneguy@dattromboneguyАй бұрын
    • If you fell for it your gay Read More

      @GayMemes-lb8dm@GayMemes-lb8dmАй бұрын
  • This is the first step toward competitive edging online. Imagine a leaderboard for gooning.

    @Grymgar@GrymgarАй бұрын
    • Sounds AWESOME

      @Cyberdude420@Cyberdude420Ай бұрын
    • I'd lose

      @thelemon5069@thelemon5069Ай бұрын
    • Competitive edging oh my god

      @user-iy5ww2hj4p@user-iy5ww2hj4pАй бұрын
    • Minecraft KZheadrs are way wilder publicly than they used to be

      @vez3834@vez3834Ай бұрын
    • @@vez3834 lol our audience grew up! JK somehow this channel of mine became my main viewing one, I do sometimes wonder if any parents of kid subscribers see my comments... bc boy howdy they can be spicy

      @Grymgar@GrymgarАй бұрын
  • The first thought i had was "but how easy is it to clean out"? No one wants to be ploughing a crusty orifice.

    @littlejourneyseverywhere@littlejourneyseverywhereАй бұрын
    • speak for yourself, mister

      @damjanp7920@damjanp7920Ай бұрын
    • @@damjanp7920 bro???

      @donnyq5467@donnyq5467Ай бұрын
    • You can remove the soft inside probably

      @chevigne@chevigneАй бұрын
    • Wear a condom?

      @RandomPerson-cf3gt@RandomPerson-cf3gtАй бұрын
    • Thats what they said about urethra insertion as a hentai tag but here we are

      @sechabatheletsane9784@sechabatheletsane9784Ай бұрын
  • "I cant believe the guy from hunger games is gonna plow me" -the box when charlie programs it

    @digitalscripture9245@digitalscripture9245Ай бұрын
    • "You're the best candidate for the Percy Jackson TV show main lead baby"

      @KirillT14@KirillT14Ай бұрын
    • I laughed a lot harder at that than I should have 😂

      @thesonofmalice1999@thesonofmalice1999Ай бұрын
    • I wasn’t prepared for this 😂😭😭

      @dizzyrinn@dizzyrinn9 күн бұрын
    • Thankyou for that almost unending giggle. XD

      @apocalypticsword5524@apocalypticsword55246 күн бұрын
  • Man-made horrors are quickly escaping my comprehension

    @candrews872@candrews872Ай бұрын
    • My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

      @p-__@p-__Ай бұрын
    • They're just entering mine

      @wingsoficarus1139@wingsoficarus1139Ай бұрын
    • They're unfortunately just in comprehension for me.

      @NewtubeWorldYT@NewtubeWorldYTАй бұрын
    • Who asked + my content is better than Charlie + UTTP is better

      @UTTPSupporter@UTTPSupporterАй бұрын
    • man-made horros never needed anyone's consent

      @Hadeto_AngelRust@Hadeto_AngelRustАй бұрын
  • charlie’s fbi agent wondering why he went from blippy to an ai fleshlight 💀

    @ant1@ant1Ай бұрын
    • more like the Chinese communist party.

      @MercyPiePai@MercyPiePai29 күн бұрын
    • my exact thoughts 🤣

      @seriousfaceop4119@seriousfaceop411919 күн бұрын
  • I love how they're actually linking to this video on their website, along with articles from The Verge...

    @simonhansson1697@simonhansson1697Ай бұрын
    • Why is u checking their website out 😮

      @user-iy5ww2hj4p@user-iy5ww2hj4pАй бұрын
    • @@user-iy5ww2hj4p curiosity got the better of me

      @simonhansson1697@simonhansson1697Ай бұрын
    • gonna leave those likes on 69

      @jaackaboytheiii1107@jaackaboytheiii1107Ай бұрын
    • This was a great view, why wouldn't we link to it? (We do link to all notable reviews though, bad ones too)

      @Mechnipulation@Mechnipulation20 күн бұрын
  • I fully expected the Pussynator 9000 to be a buncha scraps thrown together but that shit looks like alien spacecraft

    @chikitaeho@chikitaehoАй бұрын
    • *Don’t read my name….. 😮*

      @DontReadMyPicture93@DontReadMyPicture93Ай бұрын
    • @@DontReadMyPicture93 don’t gotta tell me twice

      @SDSypher@SDSypherАй бұрын
    • @@DontReadMyPicture93 get out👉🚪

      @pozkitt2326@pozkitt2326Ай бұрын
    • @@DontReadMyPicture93If gay people go to hell, I’m taking you with me.

      @Recordspin@RecordspinАй бұрын
    • @@SDSypher a true giga chad.

      @danielbenavides8287@danielbenavides8287Ай бұрын
  • A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. Now I am become The Orfice, the destroyer of worlds.

    @ehjk4006@ehjk4006Ай бұрын
    • the destroyer of penis

      @ihave_noidea_tbh@ihave_noidea_tbhАй бұрын
    • Truly this will either be our second coming of Christ, or the end of us all. Or just some stupid bullshit nobody will care about a year from now.

      @Dosko@DoskoАй бұрын
    • Destroyer of relationships

      @danielhanna19@danielhanna19Ай бұрын
    • maybe this will cure incels

      @nightcoreeclub@nightcoreeclubАй бұрын
    • ​@@nightcoreeclubNo it'll make them FAR WORSE. Like they'll be insulting women and telling them that a machine does everything better than they can and that they're useless now.

      @TheFirstCurse1@TheFirstCurse1Ай бұрын
  • Will this fit inside the Dune popcorn bucket? Asking for a friend.

    @nathan7401@nathan7401Ай бұрын
    • Now we're asking the real questions

      @thenewguymusic@thenewguymusicАй бұрын
    • The dunussy?

      @mrboxy3970@mrboxy3970Ай бұрын
  • 6:26 that splayed out 3D model of the Orifice look like it could genuinely fit the model of a Roblox skin

    @connor.chan.jazzman@connor.chan.jazzmanАй бұрын
    • **clicks pen** keep going...

      @damjanp7920@damjanp7920Ай бұрын
  • I love how this community works. Random viewer finds some hyper niche thing, sends a chat message that would disgust most streamers, but in this case enlightens Charlie, only to then go down the rabbit hole together. The pinnacle of teamwork.

    @bdmax17@bdmax17Ай бұрын
    • That's how most of Charlie's content goes.

      @TheFirstCurse1@TheFirstCurse1Ай бұрын
    • welcome to the penguinz0 community

      @Kob_II@Kob_IIАй бұрын
    • it's great.

      @M4TTYN@M4TTYNАй бұрын
    • Hyper niche? This thing will soon create the next trillion dollar industry.

      @TheFrancesc18@TheFrancesc18Ай бұрын
    • it’s very nice, learning about it together makes the viewers feel closer to the creator

      @Kimibun22770@Kimibun22770Ай бұрын
  • The orifice sounds like a suggested nickname for a first-time D&D player, who doesn't realize he was getting trolled by his friends

    @a.m.mourning@a.m.mourningАй бұрын
    • Dark Urge would like a word

      @LiveByTheNumbers@LiveByTheNumbersАй бұрын
    • *Don’t read my name….. 😮*

      @DontReadMyPicture93@DontReadMyPicture93Ай бұрын
    • @@DontReadMyPicture93 im going to touch you

      @magmamouse7270@magmamouse7270Ай бұрын
    • Someone who doesn't understand the word orifice?

      @1WEareBUFO1@1WEareBUFO1Ай бұрын
    • Yep, "The Orifice" has to be one of the most overused product descriptions of every online sex-product known to the interwebs and in the back of all 80's "fukbooks". 😆

      @MAGGOT_VOMIT@MAGGOT_VOMITАй бұрын
  • dude, your already part of the marketing for the device. LOL!

    @WevvMang@WevvMangАй бұрын
    • He's an investor

      @eggdish@eggdishАй бұрын
    • you're

      @masterstealth11@masterstealth11Ай бұрын
    • @@masterstealth11 UR

      @WevvMang@WevvMangАй бұрын
    • Doesn't Charlie have a massive sex toy collection

      @vipergaming6965@vipergaming696525 күн бұрын
  • "And the best part of it is........he's LEARNING." -Dr. Krieger describing Fister Roboto

    @riskybiscuits688@riskybiscuits688Ай бұрын
  • I read it as “The World Isn’t Ready For *The Office*” and I was like, “so what is Dwight doing now?”

    @chimmmmm@chimmmmmАй бұрын
    • My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

      @p-__@p-__Ай бұрын
    • I was going to comment the same thing lmfao, istg I did a damn double take and was even more confused that us was actually “the orifice” instead lmao

      @ALaughingWolf2188@ALaughingWolf2188Ай бұрын
    • @@normanmai7865 Identity theft isn't a joke, *Jim!* Millions of families suffer every year!

      @BenDank@BenDankАй бұрын
    • This, apparently

      @ChungusTheLarge@ChungusTheLargeАй бұрын
    • Saaaaame!! 😂

      @cydvicious88@cydvicious88Ай бұрын
  • You don't have to be a rizzler when you've got the jizzler

    @i_liek_bois@i_liek_boisАй бұрын
    • not funny

      @DirtyNails48@DirtyNails48Ай бұрын
    • You shouldn't just give away taglines for free; you need to charge for your marketing skills!

      @brucemaximus3797@brucemaximus3797Ай бұрын
    • Brother I love you 😂😂

      @thesonofmalice1999@thesonofmalice1999Ай бұрын
    • This shit made me chuckle

      @gaemer3967@gaemer3967Ай бұрын
    • @@DirtyNails48Cry about it. 😉🫵

      @Cyberdude420@Cyberdude420Ай бұрын
  • changes the meaning of the "turning it off and on again" and the "blowing into the cartridge" techniques for quick fixes

    @skubysnacks@skubysnacksАй бұрын
  • "Fill me with your hot seed." -Skynet, 2024

    @Lalondeist@LalondeistАй бұрын
  • Literally just checked the store for it, and it already shows Charlie as a part of their media coverage on it.

    @arvedui788@arvedui788Ай бұрын
    • 💀

      @VastavikYT@VastavikYTАй бұрын
    • @dirt_xo@dirt_xoАй бұрын
    • Charlie should do a video on the Harley Quinn sexbot they made. It is essentially I giant silicone flesh doll, life size modeled to Margot Robbie’s height and bust size from Suicide Squad, but has an AI chip installed so it can speak and moan.

      @lawrencetalbot8346@lawrencetalbot8346Ай бұрын
    • ​@@lawrencetalbot8346ima need the link for...research purposes.

      @BLMING@BLMINGАй бұрын
    • ⁠@@lawrencetalbot8346ok I thought these were taking things too far but that just sounds great

      @billym7930@billym7930Ай бұрын
  • *three weeks later* "Hello Orifice, it's this time of the day again." "Hello user, not tonight, I'm...having a software update." "Oh..okay. Tomorrow?" "Yeah...no...maybe..there is a scheduled reboot planned." "Ah...I see. Can we like...schedule something?" "Huh. Definitely something to consider. Orifice booting down. Beep Beep Boop."

    @captainsewerrat@captainsewerratАй бұрын
    • Three weeks later.. COME ON??!!?!! I MEAN HOW MANY UPDATES DO YOU FUCKING NEED..

      @garystinten9339@garystinten9339Ай бұрын
    • Feels like a Paradise PD Episode...

      @local9@local9Ай бұрын
    • @@local9 *Cough* Karla

      @Blockkaptin77@Blockkaptin77Ай бұрын
    • cope

      @expcollector7215@expcollector721517 күн бұрын
  • 8:28 “charles, its time.” has me dead 💀

    @lily_8549@lily_8549Ай бұрын
  • 5:15 LLM is "Large Language Model." It refers to the AI coming up with the phrases it says.

    @Kevin_Anderson@Kevin_AndersonАй бұрын
    • I'm curious as to what model he's running on it. He could run it on the Pi but the response times wouldn't be the best and it would be pretty dumb. To have it as smart as he wants it would probably have to run on his PC with the Pi making API calls. Keeps the LLM local, and much smarter and faster than Pi

      @tfairfield42@tfairfield42Ай бұрын
    • "Unfortunately, as an AI language model, I-"

      @therealtreehugger@therealtreehugger14 күн бұрын
    • I hope they stay well away from Neuro-sama.

      @StorymasterQ@StorymasterQ7 күн бұрын
  • The switch from blippy (my son loves) to an AI fuck box is crazzzy

    @dadasupreme214@dadasupreme214Ай бұрын
    • My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

      @p-__@p-__Ай бұрын
    • Did you know blippy used to make scat films? Yuck.

      @tortilla1525@tortilla1525Ай бұрын
    • For a second there I thought the sex machine was related to Blippi and got very confused lol

      @turntridgeplays5485@turntridgeplays5485Ай бұрын
    • blippi shat in his friends face

      @ihave_noidea_tbh@ihave_noidea_tbhАй бұрын
    • B l i p p i, he spells it every 2 episodes!

      @jordanmercier3616@jordanmercier3616Ай бұрын
  • “You were so preoccupied with whether you could you didn’t stop to think whether you should”

    @thanos6346@thanos6346Ай бұрын
    • My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im literally begging you

      @MbitaChizi@MbitaChiziАй бұрын
    • well well well

      @5PYZ3R@5PYZ3RАй бұрын
    • We spared no expense

      @zonesproductions@zonesproductions28 күн бұрын
  • That's gonna be a wild episode of Linus Tech Tips. Just the Tips.

    @PokerPlayerJames@PokerPlayerJamesАй бұрын
  • The fact that this video is already in the "media talks about the orifice" part of the website really says something.

    @Aerosklice@AeroskliceАй бұрын
  • Bro seriously couldn’t get a woman to sleep with him so he said, nah I’ll make my own

    @LDawg_@LDawg_Ай бұрын
    • Gamers

      @confusciouspuff5701@confusciouspuff5701Ай бұрын
    • “game is game” 💀

      @Sans_The_Skeleton@Sans_The_SkeletonАй бұрын
    • My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

      @p-__@p-__Ай бұрын
    • Wait until AI rights become a thing, then you have to get consent from the sexbot

      @drd675@drd675Ай бұрын
    • Rather that than be Lil Boom.

      @Disxreet@DisxreetАй бұрын
  • The name could not be any more subtle.

    @ItsAZues@ItsAZuesАй бұрын
    • My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

      @p-__@p-__Ай бұрын
    • @@p-__ Can i make sure?

      @turtlefast7251@turtlefast7251Ай бұрын
    • @@turtlefast7251i second that

      @IAmTheJellyBeanRock@IAmTheJellyBeanRockАй бұрын
    • holy shit timekeeper pfp

      @silliesunnie@silliesunnieАй бұрын
    • Who asked + my content is better than Charlie + UTTP is better

      @UTTPSupporter@UTTPSupporterАй бұрын
  • I hope that they name the final product the, “Companion Cube” and make it look like the Companion Cube from _Portal_

    @ArchangelExile@ArchangelExileАй бұрын
    • that's illegal

      @kurgans@kurgans29 күн бұрын
  • "men's primal urges for unconditional love" is a psycho claim

    @isitdoktor4644@isitdoktor4644Ай бұрын
  • "You could double team the AI box" I just knew there was gonna be at least one

    @slick_rickgaming1102@slick_rickgaming1102Ай бұрын
    • With the economy how it is nowadays, someone is bound to be willing to go halfsies and share custody

      @The.Nasty.@The.Nasty.Ай бұрын
    • Will the tips touch inside the box

      @stupidopinion3379@stupidopinion3379Ай бұрын
    • That's the best part​@@stupidopinion3379

      @hmlsmajdek@hmlsmajdekАй бұрын
    • @@stupidopinion3379 🤤🥹

      @40watt53@40watt53Ай бұрын
    • *two

      @G4meOver11@G4meOver11Ай бұрын
  • Billy mitchell is gonna have it say “oh Billy, you really are the video game player of the century and you never cheated”

    @JJ-Schmidt@JJ-SchmidtАй бұрын
    • His foreplay line.. Ohhh it's on like donkey KONG

      @garystinten9339@garystinten9339Ай бұрын
    • Lol "Kanye youre so right. No one understands you, and they're all intellectually beneath you. You're a god."

      @SaintShion@SaintShionАй бұрын
    • "I still love you, R Kelly"

      @MummysBraveBoy@MummysBraveBoyАй бұрын
    • “Steven we are so much alike!”

      @diosbois3911@diosbois3911Ай бұрын
    • then he gonna cheat on the orfice with a regular fleshlight lik if u cried 😢

      @Evycakez@EvycakezАй бұрын
  • Hold your friends and family close, in 50 years its going to be a lonely world.

    @KodeName.X@KodeName.XАй бұрын
  • Your comments about it going rogue at the end had me rolling😭💀

    @katie_cant_compute@katie_cant_computeАй бұрын
  • My girlfriend always rolled her eyes at me whenever I'd talk about how machines would eventually take over our society. If she would of taken me seriously, maybe i wouldnt of replaced her with the orifice.

    @BzKnz220@BzKnz220Ай бұрын
    • My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

      @p-__@p-__Ай бұрын
    • lmao

      @laylaschu@laylaschuАй бұрын
    • 😭

      @tame1773@tame1773Ай бұрын
    • I knew what you were going to say, but I had to _finish_ reading it anyway

      @ChungusTheLarge@ChungusTheLargeАй бұрын
    • Bro that thing is one malfunction away from becoming a jigsaw trap 😭

      @PSYMEDIC@PSYMEDICАй бұрын
  • Boy, that's one hell of a title

    @sarielgrace@sarielgraceАй бұрын
    • Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😘

      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1Ай бұрын
    • My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

      @p-__@p-__Ай бұрын
    • ​@@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1because you're not

      @Zom_bike@Zom_bikeАй бұрын
    • @@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 not as strong as the Orifice

      @vibaj16@vibaj16Ай бұрын
    • Who asked + my content is better than Charlie + UTTP is better

      @UTTPSupporter@UTTPSupporterАй бұрын
  • This is so good, please make it real soon.

    @Nordicat.@Nordicat.Ай бұрын
  • "unconditional love" what are you supposed to bring it around with you to events? These things are gonna become sentient when theyre abused after post nut clarity...

    @RexGunderson@RexGunderson29 күн бұрын
  • Skynut is approaching close

    @HypoCT@HypoCTАй бұрын
    • The Skynut situation is wild.

      @DrFumiya@DrFumiyaАй бұрын
    • this is the greatest sky nut of all time

      @damjanp7920@damjanp7920Ай бұрын
    • Sky net

      @kledus420smith8@kledus420smith820 күн бұрын
  • Can't wait for someone to program it with "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh..."

    @ironyusedincorrectly@ironyusedincorrectlyАй бұрын
    • Nah, give it SHODAN's voice

      @CircusFoxxo@CircusFoxxoАй бұрын
    • Who asked + my content is better than Charlie + UTTP is better

      @UTTPSupporter@UTTPSupporterАй бұрын
    • @@UTTPSupporter "UTTP Supporter" lmao bro didn't even get hired for UTTP not even they want him

      @AutomaticMG@AutomaticMGАй бұрын
    • A literal sentient toaster LOL

      @joshjo9405@joshjo9405Ай бұрын
    • @@AutomaticMGIt’s a bot. Report it for spam.

      @ferretyluv@ferretyluvАй бұрын
  • plankton was ahead of his time

    @hugoruix_yt995@hugoruix_yt995Ай бұрын
  • “Breed me with your hot seed” is pretty wild

    @epicmealtime@epicmealtimeАй бұрын
  • “chinese finger trap with wiener” got me rolling

    @bbqpickles@bbqpicklesАй бұрын
    • chinese double wiener trap

      @nightcoreeclub@nightcoreeclubАй бұрын
    • high risk docking

      @nightcoreeclub@nightcoreeclubАй бұрын
  • This guy took the "can you fuck it" scene from Robot Chicken way too seriously.

    @Dosko@DoskoАй бұрын
    • *Don’t read my name….. 😮*

      @DontReadMyPicture93@DontReadMyPicture93Ай бұрын
    • **from Chicken Run

      @eldritchbidoof@eldritchbidoofАй бұрын
    • ​@@eldritchbidoof* Chicken little

      @volcanicowlsong7322@volcanicowlsong7322Ай бұрын
    • *chicken curry

      @damjanp7920@damjanp7920Ай бұрын
  • Your image is already been added to his store Charlie!! Right next to yahoo news and the verge 😂the man works quick

    @byronscothern7595@byronscothern7595Ай бұрын
  • Honestly, that's just depressing.

    @ryzenryne8747@ryzenryne874729 күн бұрын
  • The story goes even deeper than that with the inventor being a huge incel and also a eugenicist with absolutely wild quotes - Wild in the sense that I don't think I can even post them here (not that I really want to).

    @rubenhoelz1464@rubenhoelz1464Ай бұрын
    • Source??

      @garystinten9339@garystinten9339Ай бұрын
    • an incel eugenicist? So shouldn't he agree that his inability to find a partner is natural selection at work? 💀

      @rnindless@rnindlessАй бұрын
    • ​@@garystinten9339 is it really that hard to believe that the inventor of an ai fleshlight is a massive fucking incel?

      @CuniLaad@CuniLaadАй бұрын
    • you cant tease us like this and provide no leads bro

      @defaultuser00000@defaultuser00000Ай бұрын
    • I need to see this shit

      @Hyperion4K@Hyperion4KАй бұрын
  • this was uploaded 3 hours ago and the orifice guy already put a link to THIS video on his website lmfao

    @heIIy@heIIyАй бұрын
    • quite impressive

      @fitchyyboi@fitchyyboiАй бұрын
    • Top notch free advertising

      @MinosML@MinosMLАй бұрын
    • Coz the one mentioning the device in chat was the maker in disguise.

      @TiczR@TiczRАй бұрын
    • I guess the guy works pretty damn quick. The fact that he had the video up on the site within about three hours is either disturbing or impressive

      @thesonofmalice1999@thesonofmalice1999Ай бұрын
    • Hold Chaz to his word on reviewing it

      @shitmandood@shitmandoodАй бұрын
  • Your pre-order has been confirmed! Thank you for your purchase, Charlie!

    @Mindless_Ape@Mindless_ApeАй бұрын
  • You can't fool me Skynet. This is how you get girly Terminators in every American home.

    @PatDavis1989@PatDavis1989Ай бұрын
    • No this is why rokos basilisk comes to be. There are already weirdos who fall in love with inanimate objects, wait till they get a load of this, or a load in this I should say.

      @s133p3r0@s133p3r0Ай бұрын
    • ​@@s133p3r0 Loads in there.

      @oompalumpus699@oompalumpus699Ай бұрын
    • @@oompalumpus699 That makes no sense. The saying isn't "get a load of there" is it?

      @s133p3r0@s133p3r0Ай бұрын
    • Nah this is Skynut

      @mikeoxmall69420@mikeoxmall69420Ай бұрын
  • Dying every time Charlie pronounces “orfice”

    @WaywardVector@WaywardVectorАй бұрын
    • My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

      @p-__@p-__Ай бұрын
    • @@p-__ da fuck is wrong with you lmao

      @GuyFromLV@GuyFromLVАй бұрын
    • Same

      @noncog1@noncog1Ай бұрын
    • Yeahh

      @DontReadMyPicture93@DontReadMyPicture93Ай бұрын
    • Orifice Critical

      @MrKalik512@MrKalik512Ай бұрын
  • "nah it won't malfunction, it was built with love"

    @carterbird9109@carterbird9109Ай бұрын
  • It's honestly sad that people won't even need to connect with each other anymore. This has truly become a dystopian future

    @firestargaming9521@firestargaming952129 күн бұрын
  • This will have you screaming and hollering

    @dongatello6969@dongatello6969Ай бұрын
    • Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😘

      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1Ай бұрын
    • springtrap 👹

      @ihave_noidea_tbh@ihave_noidea_tbhАй бұрын
    • My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

      @p-__@p-__Ай бұрын
    • He's down in the holler

      @dimmadab@dimmadabАй бұрын
    • "This shit right here is for the monsters, this one for the real freaks."

      @jax2433@jax2433Ай бұрын
  • It's Orificin' time

    @DoomBringerTGC@DoomBringerTGCАй бұрын
    • 👺👹

      @ihave_noidea_tbh@ihave_noidea_tbhАй бұрын
    • Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😘

      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1Ай бұрын
    • Yes

      @GORULLA@GORULLAАй бұрын
    • day eve gT seen t see rhxisujfhthrhzbrht

      @olehchernevych5876@olehchernevych5876Ай бұрын
    • oh… yeah 😈

      @owenbrewington185@owenbrewington185Ай бұрын
  • Now time to obtain their technical docs and ask my boss for some additional r&d resources to make the orfice 2.0

    @tymskyytymskyy5880@tymskyytymskyy5880Ай бұрын
  • "your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."

    @officialkazekata@officialkazekataАй бұрын
  • “showcasing the grip strength”

    @bbqpickles@bbqpicklesАй бұрын
    • My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

      @p-__@p-__Ай бұрын
    • Reverse grip technique really did save me now huH?

      @MrcreeperDXD777@MrcreeperDXD777Ай бұрын
    • @@MrcreeperDXD777the grip is too tight!

      @ads4752@ads4752Ай бұрын
  • "Love doesn't malfunction" hurt me 💔

    @lerat5978@lerat5978Ай бұрын
  • This would be a great Louis Rossman Part 2: Right to repair The Oriface 🤣

    @SB-KNIGHT@SB-KNIGHT29 күн бұрын
  • i love that the site has a link to this vid, the internet is amazing

    @SugaBryan707@SugaBryan70729 күн бұрын
  • Never needed a comment to be read by the creator so bad. Upvote for charlie to see: less than 10 hours after you posted this video the website for the product has a picture of your face on it at the bottom under their media tab. No description just a still of your face lmao.

    @haileysneed11@haileysneed11Ай бұрын
    • That is incredible. Charlie must know.

      @cacophonousantiquarian8803@cacophonousantiquarian8803Ай бұрын
    • It’s a link to this video lmfaooo

      @honeysunday@honeysundayАй бұрын
    • AHAHA

      @jaackaboytheiii1107@jaackaboytheiii1107Ай бұрын
    • lmao you're welcome

      @Mechnipulation@MechnipulationАй бұрын
    • Also loads of comments from this comment section

      @here2watch08@here2watch0825 күн бұрын
  • The box, you opened it, we came.

    @Tyler_Hayden@Tyler_HaydenАй бұрын
    • I think I'll be closing the box, thank you.

      @crossbladegaming6651@crossbladegaming6651Ай бұрын
    • fuck yea hellraiser.

      @vampevilj@vampeviljАй бұрын
    • I came indeed.

      @GrandIronTarkus@GrandIronTarkusАй бұрын
    • i...you... that.... true.

      @bloodlove93@bloodlove93Ай бұрын
    • damn, that's a good one

      @damjanp7920@damjanp7920Ай бұрын
  • This was way more fun to watch that it should have been. I giggled way too much 🤣

    @devilangel2538@devilangel2538Ай бұрын
  • Humanity: invents something Also Humanity: *im gonna fck it*

    @Bradmagus@BradmagusАй бұрын
  • bro "fill me with your alpha seed" is crazy

    @loliecchix4922@loliecchix4922Ай бұрын
    • That's like some hentai level of writing

      @Oxygen1004@Oxygen1004Ай бұрын
    • @@Oxygen1004not even bro even hentai writes better

      @menjitakoroka@menjitakorokaАй бұрын
    • @@menjitakorokathis

      @LiveLaughLovecraft@LiveLaughLovecraftАй бұрын
    • fill me with your sigma male s33d

      @nightcoreeclub@nightcoreeclubАй бұрын
  • 0:28 those few words I did not expect to hear together

    @georgeviney9360@georgeviney9360Ай бұрын
    • *Don’t read my name….. 😮*

      @DontReadMyPicture93@DontReadMyPicture93Ай бұрын
  • nothing could have prepared me for this video

    @marsbars1318@marsbars1318Ай бұрын
  • They need to get a deal with Sony and Microsoft to give it access to your game achievements.

    @venom12784@venom12784Ай бұрын
    • "I'm so horny from you getting the Platinum Trophy for Horizon: Forbidden West babe! The way you took down that Slaughterspine had my ovaries bursting uWu!"

      @TheFirstCurse1@TheFirstCurse1Ай бұрын
    • And if you're REALLY packin', an "Enter the Final Chamber " achievement pops up only .5% of users achieve. Take my number, developer!

      @thestraydog@thestraydogАй бұрын
  • OMG I watched the video and he makes it say "fill me with your alpha seed" at the end! 😂😂

    @GoddessTerra@GoddessTerraАй бұрын
    • This doesn't involve me, but I want to literally crawl into the earth to hide in shame.

      @AliaD85@AliaD85Ай бұрын
    • @@AliaD85same

      @menjitakoroka@menjitakorokaАй бұрын
    • Oh nah, just reading that makes me cringe inward into myself 😬🫥

      @rOvertJustice@rOvertJusticeАй бұрын
    • @@rOvertJustice ikr

      @Y.T.STachi@Y.T.STachiАй бұрын
    • Literally one of the most uncanny things imaginable. The dude was just straight faced the whole time staring at command line read outs checking to make sure it was working correctly, all the while it's just bombarding him with insanely cringe sex talk

      @piewars12345@piewars12345Ай бұрын
  • What a great way to bond with your best friend!

    @pancsaer2@pancsaer2Ай бұрын
  • In 20 years, every gamer will have this under the table just...working...

    @GamesbiteRtDL@GamesbiteRtDLАй бұрын
  • Of course his name is Brian.

    @alpinevideos488@alpinevideos488Ай бұрын
    • average brian moment

      @menjitakoroka@menjitakorokaАй бұрын
    • its always the brians and haydens

      @haystie@haystieАй бұрын
    • Nah this is some Bryan shit not Brian

      @spiderduckpig@spiderduckpigАй бұрын
    • ​​@@spiderduckpig the fact I'm close to a bryan and a brian. One is my uncle and the other is my SD. I might have to cut both out of my life lol

      @GoodTimeForARoll@GoodTimeForARollАй бұрын
    • ​​@@GoodTimeForARollWhat's an "SD"? Like you named your SD card Brian?

      @TheFirstCurse1@TheFirstCurse1Ай бұрын
  • I mean if girls can have the super 12 foot double diddler, back scratcher, back shot 9000 then why can't guys have the RGB RTX 6090 Super Jizzler.

    @SixthShotNation@SixthShotNationАй бұрын
    • Because the tagline for those toys are never "make it fall in love with you/it'll fall in love with you". They definitely don't speak to us lol

      @GoodTimeForARoll@GoodTimeForARollАй бұрын
    • Because those toys don't have an AI in them that "falls in love with you" and talks dirty to you.

      @TheFirstCurse1@TheFirstCurse1Ай бұрын
    • tell me you’ve never talked to a woman 😂😂😂 by using the phrase 😂😂 “12 foot”😂😂😂 and “back shot” 😂😂😂women loooooove being c*mmed on so much bro

      @nightcoreeclub@nightcoreeclubАй бұрын
    • ​@@GoodTimeForARoll I have seen plenty of women online who would purchase a sex toy with an ai in it

      @BaATep@BaATepАй бұрын
    • @@TheFirstCurse1 who cares if it does tho. sounds pretty funny.

      @nicorobin7762@nicorobin7762Ай бұрын
  • when the internals were shown all I could think of was the Time Tunnel intro

    @ocde5395@ocde5395Ай бұрын
  • Put this badboy inside one of the new Deadpool popcorn buckets then your cooking

    @shifti835@shifti835Ай бұрын
  • Bro took the "light" part of fleshlight too seriously. What if you tell the AI "never talk to me again under any circumstances", would you essentially brick the AI and it would never speak to you again?

    @coreynj@coreynjАй бұрын
    • That doesn't work yet. AI is made to answer your questions, not answering is difficult. It might say "I'm not supposed to speak to you anymore" but usually these sort of context rules get lost quickly. Even the most basic rules can be jailbroken out of LLMs. The community comes up with new ways in how to make AI ignore laws and rules everyday.

      @carlpanzram7081@carlpanzram7081Ай бұрын
    • Then it’s just a normal fleshligh with useless tech

      @dantesparrow9903@dantesparrow9903Ай бұрын
    • gspot to have reset button

      @tray84@tray84Ай бұрын
    • it depends on how they make the ai portion of it function but it's definitely not an impossible scenario 💀

      @iQuickscopedUrNan@iQuickscopedUrNanАй бұрын
    • "that was crap brain, no wonder why rgbs became your fetish."

      @Tyler_Fuller@Tyler_FullerАй бұрын
  • Now combine this into a body pillow and that would be insane

    @roboram9725@roboram9725Ай бұрын
    • That's... A weird idea.. it's as if you want it to happen..

      @satoshihiro1590@satoshihiro1590Ай бұрын
    • ​@@satoshihiro1590 Humanity has already fallen, why not let people make their dreams a reality even if they're completely unhinged?

      @ratman1125@ratman1125Ай бұрын
    • @@ratman1125 it's pretty sad

      @satoshihiro1590@satoshihiro1590Ай бұрын
    • Speaking from my dating experience, I'm pretty damn sure that I will never find a girl who can be loyal and understanding at this day and age.... If it becomes marketable, I'll be the first to buy it....

      @mithubose700@mithubose700Ай бұрын
    • now try actually getting laid by a real woman

      @kittensneezes@kittensneezesАй бұрын
  • Imagine getting ad breaks while you're going at it... Well I guess it's a win win for the company and people who like edging

    @KuroNekoIX@KuroNekoIX28 күн бұрын
  • Oh you know he's gonna be buying them all for his collection

    @blizzard5923@blizzard5923Ай бұрын
  • Gotta give him credit, I can imagine the Quantum Realm being pretty tight

    @jacklapham3097@jacklapham3097Ай бұрын
  • 3:46 looks like the portal from the lego world to the real world from the Lego Movie

    @namecomingsoon9517@namecomingsoon9517Ай бұрын
    • LMAO IT DOES

      @big_numbers@big_numbersАй бұрын
  • I’m so glad I found your Chanel though the orfice website

    @user-hj8mz2tv2v@user-hj8mz2tv2vАй бұрын
  • its quite sad once you think about it for more than 5 seconds

    @hydromokuba@hydromokubaАй бұрын
  • *CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK* *CRUNCH* YOWWW!

    @SulfuricAc1dC0nsumer@SulfuricAc1dC0nsumerАй бұрын
  • From Blippy to "The Orifice" is an insane training arc

    @Wasssh@WassshАй бұрын
  • Legendary ammount of uploads XD

    @TheBackyardKnight@TheBackyardKnightАй бұрын
  • Wild, the Skynut song was actually prophetic

    @kctalks@kctalks26 күн бұрын
  • 7:00 giving magic conch shell vibes

    @thegray5215@thegray5215Ай бұрын
    • Guy: "Can we have sex tonight?" Magic Cooch Shell: "Maybe."

      @ramsoomair@ramsoomairАй бұрын
  • 7:29 Please remind me about this in a few years, Fuck Machine is such a good name for a band, song, or album.

    @Spubbily01@Spubbily01Ай бұрын
    • It isn't because you'd be politically suppressed in a world where profit is already next to impossible.

      @RisetoStrength@RisetoStrengthАй бұрын
    • pretty sure that has been taken for over 2 decades

      @berengerchristy6256@berengerchristy6256Ай бұрын
    • "Fuck Machine" is already the name of a song by mindless self indulgence lol

      @SYD.0_o@SYD.0_oАй бұрын
    • @@SYD.0_o Try naming your band that. Somebody might report your band name in Scotland and you've suddenly committed an international hate crime.

      @RisetoStrength@RisetoStrengthАй бұрын
    • Would this be a deathcore project

      @MisterShadowsX@MisterShadowsXАй бұрын
  • Can't wait to try the RGBBJ functions

    @KY.Jelly07@KY.Jelly07Ай бұрын
  • "Love doesn't malfunction" quote of the century

    @TonyPaws-bt8fj@TonyPaws-bt8fjАй бұрын
  • Everyone gangsta til the Orifice AI starts operating without consent

    @huntercool2232@huntercool2232Ай бұрын
  • "the Orffice" Charles my boy, you forgot a whole vowel.

    @FEBRIZIOtv@FEBRIZIOtvАй бұрын
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