That 5 dollar steak gonna be sell for 200 dollar in restaurant shit look tasty
@Not_Me10127 ай бұрын
Hes lying. its a chuck eye steak, not a rib cap and it is a phenomenal secondary cut along w a denver steak theyre 2 of my favorites
@tonynicoletti81617 ай бұрын
@@tonynicoletti8161definitely not chunk eye steak.
@cheesy97037 ай бұрын
@@cheesy9703 ok, then what is it? Are you a chef or butcher?
@tonynicoletti81617 ай бұрын
Looks like a steak straight out of a cartoon
@irgendeinname92567 ай бұрын
What the hell did I just read
@The.Drunk-Koala7 ай бұрын
That 50 dollar steak being treated like the middle child 😂😂
@IndieMzie7 ай бұрын
As the middle child, my older brother is the $50 steak in this situation 🥲
@theghostybee6 ай бұрын
Oh shit this comment made me realize I'm the middle child hahah😂😅
@Lixier3446 ай бұрын
It basically is
@theboyinthedark65216 ай бұрын
That's what I was just about to say 😂 "Biggest disappointment"
@mrmrwayne98506 ай бұрын
@@mrmrwayne9850 ow haha 🤣😆 as a middle child not wrong
@Lixier3446 ай бұрын
$5 steak: 🟥 $50 steak: 🟥 $500 steak: ⬜️
@Kittycoolman3 ай бұрын
no its ⬛ ⬛ ⬜
@RussellLalaguna23 күн бұрын
Take a joke @@RussellLalaguna
@wordplay31323 күн бұрын
@@wordplay313 they were making a joke too what are you on abt
@CheeseFrLife19 күн бұрын
I think bro got offended 💀@@CheeseFrLife
@ItzzXander18 күн бұрын
@@ItzzXander wdym? elaborate because idk what I was supposed to be offended on
@CheeseFrLife18 күн бұрын
That $500 steak looks like when my teacher passes out a worksheet with a picture on it
@Wisemysticaltree.782 ай бұрын
LMAO
@miabailey22362 күн бұрын
Honestly the 5$ steak looks the best
@cabseyy7 ай бұрын
The 500 steak looks like it’s all fat lol, so less meat. 😊
@dragonsyph25577 ай бұрын
Yeh
@j__y88757 ай бұрын
@@dragonsyph2557 that is kobi beef
@DarkWaters20097 ай бұрын
cheapest i can get is a pack of 3 or 4 for about $15 can
@DarkWaters20097 ай бұрын
@@j__y8875😊😊
@KarlaPhillips-nz6ck7 ай бұрын
"I asked for steak marbled with fat, not fat marbled with steak."
@musted.6 ай бұрын
Fat is flavor, Flavor is life.
@NeonKue5 ай бұрын
@@NeonKuenow there has to be a distinction. If flavor=life, fat cannot equal flavor, as fat=early death
@louisgrissman48575 ай бұрын
@@louisgrissman4857We’re here for a good time, not a long time. Food taste better with fat since that’s where all the rich flavor comes from.
@NeonKue5 ай бұрын
@NeonKue, this we live to Maybe 100 if you're lucky and it will be miserable it is for most the sad thing
@TomThyBreadWinner5 ай бұрын
wagyu is like democracy, its a lie with nothing real in it formed and degraded by marketing and aesthetics
@dillmo285 ай бұрын
Where is bro buying 5$ steak from
@elismith13595 ай бұрын
Fr😂
@LuckyQuill-qs4lc3 ай бұрын
I get steaks all the time for under $5 at my local Winco. Find them pretty often for under $3 even, albeit small. Still a good deal tho when you need a little steak
@MadGunny3 ай бұрын
Just go to the grocery store. It’s not hard at all.
@MikeySkywalker3 ай бұрын
@MikeySkywalker yeah in the 1980s
@elismith13593 ай бұрын
In Nebraska the good steaks are usually around $2 a pound, especially in rural areas and especially if you buy by portions of an animal instead of individual packages
@bain693 ай бұрын
"It looks like alien meat" -someone who never met an alien
@thokozanihighnessn83813 ай бұрын
As in it looks like something not from this world.. common man..
@localnatives1Ай бұрын
Bro, that 500 buck steak has probably a gram of actual meat
@theknightikins93977 ай бұрын
But a flavor that you’ll never forget as long as you live.
@agentcooper61797 ай бұрын
@@agentcooper6179and a receipt you’ll never forget
@molaomar10267 ай бұрын
@@agentcooper6179I don’t really care for the squigglyness of fat in my mouth 😳😂
@modaciouslav47927 ай бұрын
@@modaciouslav4792 There’s none of that.
@agentcooper61797 ай бұрын
@@modaciouslav4792Tell me your stupid without telling me your stupid
@mrkaosu12137 ай бұрын
Ngl, that 5 dollar steak looks dope.
@user-jv4se7cv4y7 ай бұрын
Just slightly over cooked.
@alienlife77547 ай бұрын
@@alienlife7754crunchy
@atransdragonwithaflamethro72557 ай бұрын
Nothing tastes better than a good deal.
@joekinnear46717 ай бұрын
50 dollar steak is like that one middle child. 😂
@georgewashington8121Ай бұрын
word for word
@dillfunk5577Ай бұрын
Nah that’s not a steak that’s a block of fat bro got scammed 💀 100 likes????!!
@Justanegg3992 ай бұрын
genuinely
@tylrj2 ай бұрын
That’s the draw of Wagyu meat.
@triple7marcАй бұрын
To each their own, but I would honestly take the $5 steak all day long. Not a big fan of too much fat. There is no way that a $5 ribeye steak exists in this economy (America) unless you are VERY fortunate and get it from the about-to-expire rack (which I'm not above).
@Matthew-xh4uzАй бұрын
@@Matthew-xh4uz I 100% agree
@Justanegg399Ай бұрын
@@Matthew-xh4uz he probably got a deal somewhere at a local makret for the 5 dollar steak. Its not impossible to happen.
@DouioАй бұрын
The 50 dollar steak is the definition of the middle child
@Theboitheycalledlost7 ай бұрын
Underrated comment fr
@MDNur-hs7bc7 ай бұрын
When art imitates life
@ambivvvvvvvvvalence7 ай бұрын
That’s me 😅
@jakegentry52147 ай бұрын
Wdym?
@Entiiaminkavoispistaanimeksi7 ай бұрын
I feel personally attacked😢
@shaharh4967 ай бұрын
The 500$ steak looks like when you find Halloween chocolate from 4 years ago
@dumbrat35477 ай бұрын
$500* the $ goes before the numbers🧍🏾♀️
@xx..mochichan.x39056 ай бұрын
Agreed but no one likes a grammar policeman@@xx..mochichan.x3905
@4ElementGirl6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@scotlandslass78146 ай бұрын
@xx..mochichan.x3905 um I’m sorry but I don’t think anyone really asked
@dumbrat35476 ай бұрын
@@xx..mochichan.x3905🤓🤓
@Dremxzy6 ай бұрын
Bro Broke every single rule about cooking Wagyu 😭😭
@BrodzyOnVR4 ай бұрын
bro is markipliers chef version
@snapper_dogYT4 ай бұрын
fr 😂😂😂😂😂
@r7kan.alexzi102 ай бұрын
$5000 steak: *pure butter*
@MagiScorch7 ай бұрын
Yeah like just eat a block of tallow if you like this lmao
@justjaguar23147 ай бұрын
@@justjaguar2314Thank you!
@DJ_Force7 ай бұрын
Doctor: No more red meat. $500 steak: i got you bro
@Noone-hk1vf5 ай бұрын
OVER 300 LIKES AND STILL NO REPLYS??? Lemme fix that
@REAPER7894 ай бұрын
Same, fixed
@TheFonz_trip64 ай бұрын
@@REAPER789shut up
@vitqul4 ай бұрын
@@REAPER789npc
@scegex65003 ай бұрын
thats what we call Wagyu
@cybzrspace3 ай бұрын
Nah bro he must have the best meals everyday while we are stuck with leftover spaghetti 😭😭😭
@30MinuteChallengesКүн бұрын
Bros cooking my life savings 😭
@Baconsworld3813 ай бұрын
That 5 dollar was cooked to perfection and when it wa pulled apart you knew it was good. I bet all 3 tasted great
@monoelmono94767 ай бұрын
not to be that guy but how you got 2.1k likes wit no comments
@Reaper-00006 ай бұрын
@@Reaper-0000 It's a comment on a popular video and there's simply nothing to add.
@GoodmansGhost6 ай бұрын
if i could find $5 steak i would be having steak 3 times a day 💀
@firegaming60767 ай бұрын
I literally almost had it everyday when I was in kindergarten ~elementary but then my dad died and I haven’t had steak in a pretty long time…I kind of miss the steak
@cookiepup39606 ай бұрын
Stip club
@Hurricane19876 ай бұрын
Strip club
@Hurricane19876 ай бұрын
@@eugene7146Wait fr?? If so thank you I can eat smth tasty for once 😭
@meggiemusic96 ай бұрын
I live in NYC and can find steaks for about $5 all the time.
@LelantusCentral6 ай бұрын
$500 looks like the one i would actually eat and be pleased at the end 😂❤🎉
@anthonyrosslee379026 күн бұрын
I’d love to see you try them and figuring out which is the $5, $50 and $500. Great video!
@robrigo72013 ай бұрын
"Yeah waiter I like to have a little bit of steak with my 12 oz fat"
@micahtrujill047 ай бұрын
It's great in smash portions but, any more than maybe 6 oz - 8 oz and you'll get sick from how rich it is.
@saysoun7527 ай бұрын
“Would you like some meat with your fat sir?”
@insecrit7 ай бұрын
"actually I'd like my fat to be seasoned with meat"
@chad-bin-sigma7 ай бұрын
it needs much more grilling, to lose fat.
@bosesebi66857 ай бұрын
Here’s your check sir. €1500
@beautifulinfinity7 ай бұрын
@@bosesebi6685 More grilling=smaller and dryer steak. Just look at the cut your buying before you make your purchase. That wagyu sucked in comparison to what he could have gotten.
@donaldtrumplover22547 ай бұрын
@@bosesebi6685 , So then be stuck with 1.5 oz of shoe leather.
@MichaelTheoret7 ай бұрын
Him: five hundred, fifty-five dollars Me: yeah I know you paid five hundred fifty-five dollars for it
@davidso38384 ай бұрын
500 is the only one with rights
@Breezy8243 ай бұрын
$500 steak looks like Voldemore's ass cheek
@-Heartz7 ай бұрын
...howyouknowdat?
@asingularkriegsman33167 ай бұрын
This comment had me wheezing
@burgessaaron34837 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@765Parsec7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@sovietonion44877 ай бұрын
HE/SHE DID NOT 💀
@btebp777 ай бұрын
“Biggest disappointment” I didn’t know a steak and I had so much in common.
@matjb7 ай бұрын
The 5$ steak looks so good!😊
@oak_meadow95337 ай бұрын
Sad
@hi2.0-gq4yj7 ай бұрын
are you the middle child? 💀
@BBeyondbirthday.7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@nickb4427 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@QweRty-kd8dd7 ай бұрын
"Which one you pickin?" Depends on who's paying
@evilyoshimaster3 күн бұрын
dude, your steaks look so amazing and different from the normal.
@viralvideostrending57825 ай бұрын
The $500 one is literally a stick of butter 😂
@gafmatz7 ай бұрын
*tallow
@tylisirn6 ай бұрын
@@tylisirn It's not tallow if it isn't rendered, it's just fat
@lanzi79126 ай бұрын
😂
@jamescheng80656 ай бұрын
Literally?
@dampaul13Ай бұрын
Most honest review. Thank you.
@sablesaber59307 ай бұрын
Chef Steve
@armandomorales09217 ай бұрын
Really? How stupid is your comment? That’s an honest review!!
@jaypruitt86397 ай бұрын
Other than the prices. $5 probably correct, $50 and $500 definitely don't cost that much.
@liamdonegan90427 ай бұрын
this made me cook up sum jap A5 wagyu delicious thanks jack!
@robbroke7 ай бұрын
500 is literally white 😂😂😂
@nikimran62737 ай бұрын
5 dollar steak: oldest brother 500 dollar steak: youngest brother 50 dollar streak: middle brother
@chairman01643 ай бұрын
why do i always end up watching these when im hungry 😂
@defonotlaraa__0019 күн бұрын
Don’t worry $50 steak. You’re not a disappointment. You’re meant for greater things
@blaisemennia99107 ай бұрын
The garbage?
@sablesalt7 ай бұрын
@@sablesaltfound the low IQ furry
@Vaul.7 ай бұрын
Clearance bucket
@inmynikes287 ай бұрын
The middle one is usually the one everyone hates, speaking from experience😢
@canonbaker2067 ай бұрын
That 50$ steak has pretty poor marbling for that price, doesn’t even look like prime cut
@vice90917 ай бұрын
The pampered consumers of the world are the only reason a $500 steak even exists.
@kayesdigginit15197 ай бұрын
it's "the Japanese beef market being overtaken by foreign meats forcing domestic farmers to switch to a different strategy in order to survive" the reason why it exists
@Zeroneii37 ай бұрын
@@Zeroneii3Its meat for people with the teeth, and bite force of a 5 year old..
@aocg19147 ай бұрын
@@Zeroneii3Its meat for people with the teeth, and bite force of a 5 year old..
@aocg19147 ай бұрын
@Zeroneii3 that's cap. If japanese beef farmers sold normal beef, they could provide normal beef to the domestic japanese market for a normal price.
@sebaschan-uwu7 ай бұрын
@@TOROislamedo you even understand why we eat? to sustain your life energy. not saying just go around eating bland food, but 500$ for something you could do for 5$, and looks less healthy for your body is a bit insane.
@MelioraCR7 ай бұрын
5$ top round mighg be the most underrated steak imo, i feel like most people over look them or just cook them wrong when you can get real high quality bites when you know what your doing
@mikedonlon15947 күн бұрын
$50 one was the middle child
@leahsampsoncomedy51692 ай бұрын
The 50 dollar steak is the middle child 😭😭
@ImBakari7 ай бұрын
LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!!!
@PavSingh.7 ай бұрын
Sadly😢
@oussamaoussamaoussama1347 ай бұрын
Literally me
@MystSomething7 ай бұрын
Middle children are awesome. Best place to be
@dwightPhoenix7 ай бұрын
That's why the $10-$25 a pound range is perfect.
@Drunken_Hamster6 ай бұрын
good barb is no more than 100 dollars and 50 of that is booze
@talimar31855 ай бұрын
@@talimar3185 Sound like you have some pretty trashy barbecues if I'm being real.
Yeah, fat is flavor. But I need a lot more protein on that steak.
@thejuniorseas76837 ай бұрын
@thejuniorseas7683 gimme less flavor and more actual meat, I'd be throwing hands if someone charges me 500 for a medium rare blob of fat
@picklelover65767 ай бұрын
I bought a wagyu steak here in Aus, so Australian wagyu which is less fatty than Japanese, like $20 very small as you can imagine, looked for the damn least fattiest steak possible. While I can say it is very tender and juicy the taste of fat just floats in your mouth, just leaves an icky taste, its good first bite then the fat sets in
@meh83967 ай бұрын
The way he ranks the steak is how parents rate their kids youngest to oldest
@ziec77067 ай бұрын
i was gonna say that it was like slave traders in the 1700
@themidnightviking82346 ай бұрын
@@themidnightviking8234 Mf bringing back memories from the ol' goo' days
@elgatocasanovafumadordeeuc53826 ай бұрын
That cow almost got to the discord mod level
@noturne5416 күн бұрын
that 5$ steak is going to hit so good just from the cost efficiency
@Lucia-ni4ozАй бұрын
Even in the steak world, the middle child is the biggest disappointment.
@SerenDoubleYou7 ай бұрын
And its true! Im the 2nd oldesr of 5, the smack dab middle child, the oldest boy, was the Golden Child. Was a frickin genius... traveled to nearly every 3rd world country to help rebuild homes, churches, and schools... was very into being a Godly man, a good man. He and my dad were best friends, he and Mom had the best mother-son relationship... did everything to make mom and dad happy. Now, since 2018, we have had no contact with him, his wife, or his 2 kids. His wife came from a spoiled life. She got everything she wanted by cryint and whining about it.. she was so disrespectful to my parents, rude to the family. She talked so much shit on us. Then, when i punched her in the mouth for screaming and cussing at my mom, she ran away and cried.. then started screaming bloody murder in our driveway for my brother to take her home. Got even worse when they had a kid. She ruined Thanksgiving and Christmas every year with her crying, and 2018 was the year we had enough of her, told her off, and she gave my brother and ultimatum - either he cut his family off or she wanted a divorce. He chose her. They moved to another state and we havent seen or spoken to them since Christmas 2018. Whenever my brother is brought up, my dad refers to him as "The disaster of a son who's balls are in his wife's purse" 😂 So yeah, middle child is always the biggest disappointment, even if theyre the Golden Child in the beginning 😊
@chelseapthib367 ай бұрын
@chelseamiller8662 that was a roller-coaster to read, thank you for sharing.
@SerenDoubleYou7 ай бұрын
@@SerenDoubleYou lol I'm sorry! Got a lil worked up I suppose.
@chelseapthib367 ай бұрын
@@chelseapthib36 All good fam, it's good to get things off our chest. ❤️
@SerenDoubleYou7 ай бұрын
@@SerenDoubleYou I agree!
@chelseapthib367 ай бұрын
That 5 dollar steak looks like it could be sold for $50
@uchoosemynameimlazy7 ай бұрын
The crust on the 50 was insane
@Heisenburnt3 ай бұрын
Markiplier became a cook
@LornixEdits0Ай бұрын
Never knew Markiplier was a chef
@CristianoRonaldothegoat7326 ай бұрын
Ik lol
@Theg7846 ай бұрын
They are all max the meat guy to me at this point. Nothing original nothing new nothing to write home about.
@brianking94246 ай бұрын
immediately went to the comments to see who thought this too lol
@irishdragons14275 ай бұрын
I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD POINT THAT OUT, I thought the same 😂❤
@Yugi_Muto5 ай бұрын
💀
@Peter-vz6vp5 ай бұрын
"sir why is there steak in my fat? "
@Star-fq1zz7 ай бұрын
Yeah it's wayyy too fatty. Like goddamn just eat tallow at that point and save yourself the money.
@4ElementGirl6 ай бұрын
The 5 dollar one looked way better then the other two!
@MatthewLivingood4 ай бұрын
The touch was personal 💀✋😏
@ScientistYTcamera4 ай бұрын
He violated the wagyu 💀💀💀
@Dre160YT7 ай бұрын
There is absolutely nothing wrong with a cheap steak as long as you give it the same care and attention that you would with an expensive one.
@n8nate7 ай бұрын
A bit of minced pineapple marinade can even make an eye of round edible.
@john-paulsilke8937 ай бұрын
I agree but quality cuts are indeed better
@escapetherace19437 ай бұрын
I have put a chuck roast in my crock pot with some brown gravy and steak seasoning and blew peoples minds. Literally minimum effort.
@LionWithTheLamb7 ай бұрын
Yup the cooking and preparation are the important factors and this man knows how to cook a steak
@kyarl63117 ай бұрын
The 5 look amazing
@lenn2755Күн бұрын
The first bite of the $500 looked like heaven but the second would have taken you there
@hermanjeurissen63674 ай бұрын
The $500 steak looked like it had really bad freezer burn.
@JP-ro2yi7 ай бұрын
Right?! $5 for the win. I don't get this trend to pay extra for fat. 💁
@Pizza-gb1ch7 ай бұрын
It was just frozen so that the fat wouldnt melt before they got a chance to cook it. Wagyu steak costs a premium because it is the best steak in the world. The cows are meticulously fed and cared for. Their diet is controlled to produce optimum meat. The fat literally melts in your mouth when you eat it.
@garyscarborough43467 ай бұрын
that wagyu steak is whiter that my legs after I shave them 💀
@godzillaridergamer75957 ай бұрын
Does Godzilla shave its legs ?? 😮
@redlbd89167 ай бұрын
@@redlbd8916lol, imagine Godzilla with white shaved human legs😅
@odyga83307 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gabbyb77687 ай бұрын
@@redlbd8916yes
@rasmuskock80777 ай бұрын
Where did u get the $5 steak? About to make myself some taco dinner
@damilolaowolabi67167 ай бұрын
They finessed dude with the 500 steak
@muneka2 ай бұрын
He gave the 50 dollar steak the gordan ramsey treatment
@Biscuit_head1Ай бұрын
My dad used to be a butcher and said that you’re paying for the marbling. He said that the cow is massaged daily and it’s young. But it’s mostly the marbling that makes it so good
@caseyhafer25507 ай бұрын
the 500 dollar steak almost looked like some realistic plastic
@user204236 ай бұрын
fr
@TheFoxxPlayz4 ай бұрын
$5 one looks actually good!
@david37YАй бұрын
that $5 steak looks so good lol
@Sooofligh3 ай бұрын
The Wagyu steak is something you can use to butter your bread with.
@tigerlee96137 ай бұрын
You can also use sweat.
@theSatanicNaturalists.7 ай бұрын
@@theSatanicNaturalists.lmao
@johnscanlon25987 ай бұрын
Why is my side of toast 20 dollars
@alecmcchesney68417 ай бұрын
About all its good for in my opinion i prefer some meat with my fat that thing looks like it's ¾ fat
@ShugoAWay7 ай бұрын
I was thinking, 'why not just eat a stick of butter'😂
@gerrydean76967 ай бұрын
5$- oldest child 500$- youngest child 50$- The average Asian kid to the parent
@TypesofplayersGD7 ай бұрын
You literally could've just said "middle child" but you went over the top and ruined it
@adrianpaul19857 ай бұрын
😂😂
@2namesmane1767 ай бұрын
☠️
@DarkscicorePlayer7 ай бұрын
Brooooo the cat is the best part of steak
@jeffhulleman71132 ай бұрын
Ofc the middle one is the disappointment 😂😂😂
@Green_arrow1st2 ай бұрын
I love an honest review like this.
@alankane86867 ай бұрын
The kind of honesty which makes you taste the smoothness and the melting in your mouth before you put anything in your mouth? Yeah, this is super honest.
@mhl6537 ай бұрын
That 500 dollar steak looked 3d printed 💀
@gogetsomevitamind7 ай бұрын
The problem of all these comparisons is that people keep in mind the price of whatever is compared.
@advokiller4 ай бұрын
At this point, might as well get a big chunk of cow fat and cook it and then call it a steak 💀
@marioskarathanasis27002 ай бұрын
Honestly, most real review I’ve seen of steak
@someramencl3176 ай бұрын
Bro that 500$ steak be lookin about as fresh as my boys hairline
@AWPierson7 ай бұрын
glazing or nah?
@user-fe2ek3xb5l7 ай бұрын
borderline glazing
@user-fe2ek3xb5l7 ай бұрын
Looks like raw fish
@c3m3t4ry81unts.7 ай бұрын
Its always the middle child who gets "roasted"
@Skill_Issue_Tbh3 ай бұрын
"mmm beautiful" "mmm beautiful" "mmm beautiful"
@uxeno25814 ай бұрын
They really be selling a piece of pure fat for 500$ 💀💀💀🙏
@TF2EngineerGamingOfficial.697 ай бұрын
You don’t need the good materials, you just need the talent this guy has
@Ihaveacoolusername075 ай бұрын
? lol
@ChazinFl15 ай бұрын
@ChazinFl1 this guy is clearly very good at cooking any cut of steak, so he's able to make the $5 cut still come out well. Thus proving that the chef matters more than how much they can afford to spend.
@DubYuhGChoppa5 ай бұрын
Not true, but keep thinking that. Yes, its important to have great chef skills, but you will never turn a sirloin into a Kobe A5 steak. I get what you are trying to say, but its just not true. He can make that crap steak tender, but will still only taste as good as the quality of the meat. HE cooked the $5 steak correctly, then WAY over cooked the other 2. Not sure that was on purpose for the video, but that is the facts. HE murdered the last 2. Also, the $5 steak was NOT a rib cap! This guy has no idea what he is talking about. @@DubYuhGChoppa
@ChazinFl15 ай бұрын
@ChazinFl1 Personally I'm much more a fan of actual metal than butter soaked beef. Just me though.
@DubYuhGChoppa5 ай бұрын
@@ChazinFl1 "the way I like meat is the only correct way to cook it" yeah, bro who doesn't love chewy raw meat. If it ain't mooing I ain't eating
@cyanmarine5 ай бұрын
vegan teacher be screaming rn
@viv-rw7ubАй бұрын
$5 steak: Um tasty $50 steak: Um tasty $500 steak: Um tasty
@MihokaiYoruya16 күн бұрын
“Normally I cook this in a pan” bro, I haven’t even laid eyes on a $500 steak
@randalllacombe2937 ай бұрын
Proof that food doesn’t have to be super expensive, to taste the best 👍🏼
@robertabrams85627 ай бұрын
Where in gods green earth do you find a steak for $5?
@vikinglife63167 ай бұрын
But it didn't taste "the best."
@dampaul13Ай бұрын
love your videos. Very educational 😊
@user-it1co1jc6h4 ай бұрын
$500 steak never that’s out of line 💯
@Hillbillyjosh87883 ай бұрын
Sometimes I wonder if I’m a 50 dollar steak
@hulkboykaden13527 ай бұрын
If you're Asian, then most likely yes. Only to your parents though
@fobinc6 ай бұрын
Dude 500 for that frozen hanwoo is a robbery
@takodrew60437 ай бұрын
it looks amazing but not 500 amazing. Id pay like 100 for it once just to try it.
@mech0p7 ай бұрын
@@mech0pI swear you would be disappointed I might have “not paid for” what I “bought” and I’m so happy I didn’t pay that price.
@trevipp7 ай бұрын
It's actually fairly priced. You just have no clue on how Kobe beef is cultivated and your understanding of economics is just severely limited.
@ImGonnaOilYouUp7 ай бұрын
@@ImGonnaOilYouUp Not from what he shows. He calls it Kobe A5 and shows what appears to be a large New York Strip - you can easily order those any time for around $150-$200 each. Now, if it was actually tri-tip like he says towards the end (which the steak he shows is NOT a full tri-tip), then it may have been cut from a tri-tip and the entire piece of meat may have been $500-$600, but there would also be more than what was shown.
@Dreznin7 ай бұрын
@@Dreznin what the actual fuck did i just read.... if you think that wagyu looks like a regular new york strip, i must be eating 20 cent steaks or something. The fucking thing melted on his finger. Are you high?
@laytonsteele18457 ай бұрын
The 500$ steak be lookin mutated af at the beginning of the short😂😂
@cristianencalada6223Ай бұрын
Mmmm this shit is pretty good Mmmm this shit is pretty good Mmmm this shit is pretty good
@trecoolman23Ай бұрын
Markiplier is cooking $500 steaks now!? Wow. This is a new level of skill.
@chefbruhardee35907 ай бұрын
💀
@mezknight30577 ай бұрын
I KNEW THE GUY LOOKED LIKE MARKIPLIER BUT I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONLY ME
@epicfailur017 ай бұрын
LMAO, It does look like him..
@lunchy10137 ай бұрын
Frl
@CallofJoker7 ай бұрын
hello everybody my name is steakiplier
@TetyLike37 ай бұрын
I’ve never seen a piece of steak for $5 🧍🏻♂️
@theantisocial1-7 ай бұрын
I bought one at a reputable store today 🤷♀️
@kayesdigginit15197 ай бұрын
Sometimes u can't get a tenderloin wrapped in bacon prewrapped for 5 bucks
@kevinpearson99937 ай бұрын
@@kayesdigginit1519I hope you cooked it same day cus trust me there's a reason it's that damn cheap lmfao
@LKS-M93237 ай бұрын
@@kevinpearson9993Do you mean can? Also steak wrapped in bacon is 10/10 every time
@c3m3t4ry81unts.7 ай бұрын
You can't lick the butchers knife for 5 bucks around here and those 4 ounce bacon wrapped filets don't even make an appetizer. Last good ribeye I had was about 15 a pound
@josephpope34677 ай бұрын
"Biggest disappointment" *points at the camera*
@thedude7134Ай бұрын
My Johnson actually moved when I saw you cut the $500 steak
@adamcronk43553 ай бұрын
No matter what you are buying… Always avoid the Mid 😭😭
@phewgangslomo24787 ай бұрын
Mad Credit to U for Saying the 5 Dollar Steak is Best For Ur Buck. The $5 Steak Looked Fantastic !!
@stevenpatsatsis40607 ай бұрын
That 500 dollar steak is what i would imagine polar bear meat would look like as a kid💀
That 5 dollar steak gonna be sell for 200 dollar in restaurant shit look tasty
Hes lying. its a chuck eye steak, not a rib cap and it is a phenomenal secondary cut along w a denver steak theyre 2 of my favorites
@@tonynicoletti8161definitely not chunk eye steak.
@@cheesy9703 ok, then what is it? Are you a chef or butcher?
Looks like a steak straight out of a cartoon
What the hell did I just read
That 50 dollar steak being treated like the middle child 😂😂
As the middle child, my older brother is the $50 steak in this situation 🥲
Oh shit this comment made me realize I'm the middle child hahah😂😅
It basically is
That's what I was just about to say 😂 "Biggest disappointment"
@@mrmrwayne9850 ow haha 🤣😆 as a middle child not wrong
$5 steak: 🟥 $50 steak: 🟥 $500 steak: ⬜️
no its ⬛ ⬛ ⬜
Take a joke @@RussellLalaguna
@@wordplay313 they were making a joke too what are you on abt
I think bro got offended 💀@@CheeseFrLife
@@ItzzXander wdym? elaborate because idk what I was supposed to be offended on
That $500 steak looks like when my teacher passes out a worksheet with a picture on it
LMAO
Honestly the 5$ steak looks the best
The 500 steak looks like it’s all fat lol, so less meat. 😊
Yeh
@@dragonsyph2557 that is kobi beef
cheapest i can get is a pack of 3 or 4 for about $15 can
@@j__y8875😊😊
"I asked for steak marbled with fat, not fat marbled with steak."
Fat is flavor, Flavor is life.
@@NeonKuenow there has to be a distinction. If flavor=life, fat cannot equal flavor, as fat=early death
@@louisgrissman4857We’re here for a good time, not a long time. Food taste better with fat since that’s where all the rich flavor comes from.
@NeonKue, this we live to Maybe 100 if you're lucky and it will be miserable it is for most the sad thing
wagyu is like democracy, its a lie with nothing real in it formed and degraded by marketing and aesthetics
Where is bro buying 5$ steak from
Fr😂
I get steaks all the time for under $5 at my local Winco. Find them pretty often for under $3 even, albeit small. Still a good deal tho when you need a little steak
Just go to the grocery store. It’s not hard at all.
@MikeySkywalker yeah in the 1980s
In Nebraska the good steaks are usually around $2 a pound, especially in rural areas and especially if you buy by portions of an animal instead of individual packages
"It looks like alien meat" -someone who never met an alien
As in it looks like something not from this world.. common man..
Bro, that 500 buck steak has probably a gram of actual meat
But a flavor that you’ll never forget as long as you live.
@@agentcooper6179and a receipt you’ll never forget
@@agentcooper6179I don’t really care for the squigglyness of fat in my mouth 😳😂
@@modaciouslav4792 There’s none of that.
@@modaciouslav4792Tell me your stupid without telling me your stupid
Ngl, that 5 dollar steak looks dope.
Just slightly over cooked.
@@alienlife7754crunchy
Nothing tastes better than a good deal.
50 dollar steak is like that one middle child. 😂
word for word
Nah that’s not a steak that’s a block of fat bro got scammed 💀 100 likes????!!
genuinely
That’s the draw of Wagyu meat.
To each their own, but I would honestly take the $5 steak all day long. Not a big fan of too much fat. There is no way that a $5 ribeye steak exists in this economy (America) unless you are VERY fortunate and get it from the about-to-expire rack (which I'm not above).
@@Matthew-xh4uz I 100% agree
@@Matthew-xh4uz he probably got a deal somewhere at a local makret for the 5 dollar steak. Its not impossible to happen.
The 50 dollar steak is the definition of the middle child
Underrated comment fr
When art imitates life
That’s me 😅
Wdym?
I feel personally attacked😢
The 500$ steak looks like when you find Halloween chocolate from 4 years ago
$500* the $ goes before the numbers🧍🏾♀️
Agreed but no one likes a grammar policeman@@xx..mochichan.x3905
😂😂😂
@xx..mochichan.x3905 um I’m sorry but I don’t think anyone really asked
@@xx..mochichan.x3905🤓🤓
Bro Broke every single rule about cooking Wagyu 😭😭
bro is markipliers chef version
fr 😂😂😂😂😂
$5000 steak: *pure butter*
Yeah like just eat a block of tallow if you like this lmao
@@justjaguar2314Thank you!
Doctor: No more red meat. $500 steak: i got you bro
OVER 300 LIKES AND STILL NO REPLYS??? Lemme fix that
Same, fixed
@@REAPER789shut up
@@REAPER789npc
thats what we call Wagyu
Nah bro he must have the best meals everyday while we are stuck with leftover spaghetti 😭😭😭
Bros cooking my life savings 😭
That 5 dollar was cooked to perfection and when it wa pulled apart you knew it was good. I bet all 3 tasted great
not to be that guy but how you got 2.1k likes wit no comments
@@Reaper-0000 It's a comment on a popular video and there's simply nothing to add.
if i could find $5 steak i would be having steak 3 times a day 💀
I literally almost had it everyday when I was in kindergarten ~elementary but then my dad died and I haven’t had steak in a pretty long time…I kind of miss the steak
Stip club
Strip club
@@eugene7146Wait fr?? If so thank you I can eat smth tasty for once 😭
I live in NYC and can find steaks for about $5 all the time.
$500 looks like the one i would actually eat and be pleased at the end 😂❤🎉
I’d love to see you try them and figuring out which is the $5, $50 and $500. Great video!
"Yeah waiter I like to have a little bit of steak with my 12 oz fat"
It's great in smash portions but, any more than maybe 6 oz - 8 oz and you'll get sick from how rich it is.
“Would you like some meat with your fat sir?”
"actually I'd like my fat to be seasoned with meat"
it needs much more grilling, to lose fat.
Here’s your check sir. €1500
@@bosesebi6685 More grilling=smaller and dryer steak. Just look at the cut your buying before you make your purchase. That wagyu sucked in comparison to what he could have gotten.
@@bosesebi6685 , So then be stuck with 1.5 oz of shoe leather.
Him: five hundred, fifty-five dollars Me: yeah I know you paid five hundred fifty-five dollars for it
500 is the only one with rights
$500 steak looks like Voldemore's ass cheek
...howyouknowdat?
This comment had me wheezing
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
HE/SHE DID NOT 💀
“Biggest disappointment” I didn’t know a steak and I had so much in common.
The 5$ steak looks so good!😊
Sad
are you the middle child? 💀
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"Which one you pickin?" Depends on who's paying
dude, your steaks look so amazing and different from the normal.
The $500 one is literally a stick of butter 😂
*tallow
@@tylisirn It's not tallow if it isn't rendered, it's just fat
😂
Literally?
Most honest review. Thank you.
Chef Steve
Really? How stupid is your comment? That’s an honest review!!
Other than the prices. $5 probably correct, $50 and $500 definitely don't cost that much.
this made me cook up sum jap A5 wagyu delicious thanks jack!
500 is literally white 😂😂😂
5 dollar steak: oldest brother 500 dollar steak: youngest brother 50 dollar streak: middle brother
why do i always end up watching these when im hungry 😂
Don’t worry $50 steak. You’re not a disappointment. You’re meant for greater things
The garbage?
@@sablesaltfound the low IQ furry
Clearance bucket
The middle one is usually the one everyone hates, speaking from experience😢
That 50$ steak has pretty poor marbling for that price, doesn’t even look like prime cut
The pampered consumers of the world are the only reason a $500 steak even exists.
it's "the Japanese beef market being overtaken by foreign meats forcing domestic farmers to switch to a different strategy in order to survive" the reason why it exists
@@Zeroneii3Its meat for people with the teeth, and bite force of a 5 year old..
@@Zeroneii3Its meat for people with the teeth, and bite force of a 5 year old..
@Zeroneii3 that's cap. If japanese beef farmers sold normal beef, they could provide normal beef to the domestic japanese market for a normal price.
@@TOROislamedo you even understand why we eat? to sustain your life energy. not saying just go around eating bland food, but 500$ for something you could do for 5$, and looks less healthy for your body is a bit insane.
5$ top round mighg be the most underrated steak imo, i feel like most people over look them or just cook them wrong when you can get real high quality bites when you know what your doing
$50 one was the middle child
The 50 dollar steak is the middle child 😭😭
LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!!!
Sadly😢
Literally me
Middle children are awesome. Best place to be
That's why the $10-$25 a pound range is perfect.
good barb is no more than 100 dollars and 50 of that is booze
@@talimar3185 Sound like you have some pretty trashy barbecues if I'm being real.
$5 - Youngest Child $50 - Middle Child $500 - Oldest Child
Bro dranked Fire resistance potion ☠️
500$ looked like it was 90% fat when he ate it
It is.
Yuk 🤢
Yeah, fat is flavor. But I need a lot more protein on that steak.
@thejuniorseas7683 gimme less flavor and more actual meat, I'd be throwing hands if someone charges me 500 for a medium rare blob of fat
I bought a wagyu steak here in Aus, so Australian wagyu which is less fatty than Japanese, like $20 very small as you can imagine, looked for the damn least fattiest steak possible. While I can say it is very tender and juicy the taste of fat just floats in your mouth, just leaves an icky taste, its good first bite then the fat sets in
The way he ranks the steak is how parents rate their kids youngest to oldest
i was gonna say that it was like slave traders in the 1700
@@themidnightviking8234 Mf bringing back memories from the ol' goo' days
That cow almost got to the discord mod level
that 5$ steak is going to hit so good just from the cost efficiency
Even in the steak world, the middle child is the biggest disappointment.
And its true! Im the 2nd oldesr of 5, the smack dab middle child, the oldest boy, was the Golden Child. Was a frickin genius... traveled to nearly every 3rd world country to help rebuild homes, churches, and schools... was very into being a Godly man, a good man. He and my dad were best friends, he and Mom had the best mother-son relationship... did everything to make mom and dad happy. Now, since 2018, we have had no contact with him, his wife, or his 2 kids. His wife came from a spoiled life. She got everything she wanted by cryint and whining about it.. she was so disrespectful to my parents, rude to the family. She talked so much shit on us. Then, when i punched her in the mouth for screaming and cussing at my mom, she ran away and cried.. then started screaming bloody murder in our driveway for my brother to take her home. Got even worse when they had a kid. She ruined Thanksgiving and Christmas every year with her crying, and 2018 was the year we had enough of her, told her off, and she gave my brother and ultimatum - either he cut his family off or she wanted a divorce. He chose her. They moved to another state and we havent seen or spoken to them since Christmas 2018. Whenever my brother is brought up, my dad refers to him as "The disaster of a son who's balls are in his wife's purse" 😂 So yeah, middle child is always the biggest disappointment, even if theyre the Golden Child in the beginning 😊
@chelseamiller8662 that was a roller-coaster to read, thank you for sharing.
@@SerenDoubleYou lol I'm sorry! Got a lil worked up I suppose.
@@chelseapthib36 All good fam, it's good to get things off our chest. ❤️
@@SerenDoubleYou I agree!
That 5 dollar steak looks like it could be sold for $50
The crust on the 50 was insane
Markiplier became a cook
Never knew Markiplier was a chef
Ik lol
They are all max the meat guy to me at this point. Nothing original nothing new nothing to write home about.
immediately went to the comments to see who thought this too lol
I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD POINT THAT OUT, I thought the same 😂❤
💀
"sir why is there steak in my fat? "
Yeah it's wayyy too fatty. Like goddamn just eat tallow at that point and save yourself the money.
The 5 dollar one looked way better then the other two!
The touch was personal 💀✋😏
He violated the wagyu 💀💀💀
There is absolutely nothing wrong with a cheap steak as long as you give it the same care and attention that you would with an expensive one.
A bit of minced pineapple marinade can even make an eye of round edible.
I agree but quality cuts are indeed better
I have put a chuck roast in my crock pot with some brown gravy and steak seasoning and blew peoples minds. Literally minimum effort.
Yup the cooking and preparation are the important factors and this man knows how to cook a steak
The 5 look amazing
The first bite of the $500 looked like heaven but the second would have taken you there
The $500 steak looked like it had really bad freezer burn.
Right?! $5 for the win. I don't get this trend to pay extra for fat. 💁
It was just frozen so that the fat wouldnt melt before they got a chance to cook it. Wagyu steak costs a premium because it is the best steak in the world. The cows are meticulously fed and cared for. Their diet is controlled to produce optimum meat. The fat literally melts in your mouth when you eat it.
that wagyu steak is whiter that my legs after I shave them 💀
Does Godzilla shave its legs ?? 😮
@@redlbd8916lol, imagine Godzilla with white shaved human legs😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@redlbd8916yes
Where did u get the $5 steak? About to make myself some taco dinner
They finessed dude with the 500 steak
He gave the 50 dollar steak the gordan ramsey treatment
My dad used to be a butcher and said that you’re paying for the marbling. He said that the cow is massaged daily and it’s young. But it’s mostly the marbling that makes it so good
the 500 dollar steak almost looked like some realistic plastic
fr
$5 one looks actually good!
that $5 steak looks so good lol
The Wagyu steak is something you can use to butter your bread with.
You can also use sweat.
@@theSatanicNaturalists.lmao
Why is my side of toast 20 dollars
About all its good for in my opinion i prefer some meat with my fat that thing looks like it's ¾ fat
I was thinking, 'why not just eat a stick of butter'😂
5$- oldest child 500$- youngest child 50$- The average Asian kid to the parent
You literally could've just said "middle child" but you went over the top and ruined it
😂😂
☠️
Brooooo the cat is the best part of steak
Ofc the middle one is the disappointment 😂😂😂
I love an honest review like this.
The kind of honesty which makes you taste the smoothness and the melting in your mouth before you put anything in your mouth? Yeah, this is super honest.
That 500 dollar steak looked 3d printed 💀
The problem of all these comparisons is that people keep in mind the price of whatever is compared.
At this point, might as well get a big chunk of cow fat and cook it and then call it a steak 💀
Honestly, most real review I’ve seen of steak
Bro that 500$ steak be lookin about as fresh as my boys hairline
glazing or nah?
borderline glazing
Looks like raw fish
Its always the middle child who gets "roasted"
"mmm beautiful" "mmm beautiful" "mmm beautiful"
They really be selling a piece of pure fat for 500$ 💀💀💀🙏
You don’t need the good materials, you just need the talent this guy has
? lol
@ChazinFl1 this guy is clearly very good at cooking any cut of steak, so he's able to make the $5 cut still come out well. Thus proving that the chef matters more than how much they can afford to spend.
Not true, but keep thinking that. Yes, its important to have great chef skills, but you will never turn a sirloin into a Kobe A5 steak. I get what you are trying to say, but its just not true. He can make that crap steak tender, but will still only taste as good as the quality of the meat. HE cooked the $5 steak correctly, then WAY over cooked the other 2. Not sure that was on purpose for the video, but that is the facts. HE murdered the last 2. Also, the $5 steak was NOT a rib cap! This guy has no idea what he is talking about. @@DubYuhGChoppa
@ChazinFl1 Personally I'm much more a fan of actual metal than butter soaked beef. Just me though.
@@ChazinFl1 "the way I like meat is the only correct way to cook it" yeah, bro who doesn't love chewy raw meat. If it ain't mooing I ain't eating
vegan teacher be screaming rn
$5 steak: Um tasty $50 steak: Um tasty $500 steak: Um tasty
“Normally I cook this in a pan” bro, I haven’t even laid eyes on a $500 steak
Proof that food doesn’t have to be super expensive, to taste the best 👍🏼
Where in gods green earth do you find a steak for $5?
But it didn't taste "the best."
love your videos. Very educational 😊
$500 steak never that’s out of line 💯
Sometimes I wonder if I’m a 50 dollar steak
If you're Asian, then most likely yes. Only to your parents though
Dude 500 for that frozen hanwoo is a robbery
it looks amazing but not 500 amazing. Id pay like 100 for it once just to try it.
@@mech0pI swear you would be disappointed I might have “not paid for” what I “bought” and I’m so happy I didn’t pay that price.
It's actually fairly priced. You just have no clue on how Kobe beef is cultivated and your understanding of economics is just severely limited.
@@ImGonnaOilYouUp Not from what he shows. He calls it Kobe A5 and shows what appears to be a large New York Strip - you can easily order those any time for around $150-$200 each. Now, if it was actually tri-tip like he says towards the end (which the steak he shows is NOT a full tri-tip), then it may have been cut from a tri-tip and the entire piece of meat may have been $500-$600, but there would also be more than what was shown.
@@Dreznin what the actual fuck did i just read.... if you think that wagyu looks like a regular new york strip, i must be eating 20 cent steaks or something. The fucking thing melted on his finger. Are you high?
The 500$ steak be lookin mutated af at the beginning of the short😂😂
Mmmm this shit is pretty good Mmmm this shit is pretty good Mmmm this shit is pretty good
Markiplier is cooking $500 steaks now!? Wow. This is a new level of skill.
💀
I KNEW THE GUY LOOKED LIKE MARKIPLIER BUT I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONLY ME
LMAO, It does look like him..
Frl
hello everybody my name is steakiplier
I’ve never seen a piece of steak for $5 🧍🏻♂️
I bought one at a reputable store today 🤷♀️
Sometimes u can't get a tenderloin wrapped in bacon prewrapped for 5 bucks
@@kayesdigginit1519I hope you cooked it same day cus trust me there's a reason it's that damn cheap lmfao
@@kevinpearson9993Do you mean can? Also steak wrapped in bacon is 10/10 every time
You can't lick the butchers knife for 5 bucks around here and those 4 ounce bacon wrapped filets don't even make an appetizer. Last good ribeye I had was about 15 a pound
"Biggest disappointment" *points at the camera*
My Johnson actually moved when I saw you cut the $500 steak
No matter what you are buying… Always avoid the Mid 😭😭
Mad Credit to U for Saying the 5 Dollar Steak is Best For Ur Buck. The $5 Steak Looked Fantastic !!
That 500 dollar steak is what i would imagine polar bear meat would look like as a kid💀
Bros the next max 💀