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This is just so much Fun........Would you ride it?
Yes I’d love to! Even more than my bike
YAY ITS FINALLY OUT
Yes!!
Absolutely!
Yes
There is a fine line between genius and madness and Colin has snorted that line.
Best comment I've seen in a long time 😂
😂 underrated comment
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This comment deserves so many more likes, absolute work of art😂😂
I can totally imagine it as a legit attraction in Disneyland-like park, fair or mall, or whatever. Just imagine this thing surrounded by a bunch of soft-covered blocks and obstacles, go-through loops and such, so that you or your kid can jump around and feel like a superhero. Im 26, and I'd gladly pay to ride it. Seriously, absolutely amazing, go patent this thing.
Thing aa well its probably cheap to manufacture as well as make safe with locks and controls and pack and move quickly
I think the biggest problem is the cost compared to those bungee-style jump setups you see all over the place.
@@tonybrandt8850 it's going to profit in probably about a month. And if it's a stationary thing, then cost is even less of a problem.
@@vldvvalentin It also has other uses, like a practice tool for gymnasts/parkourists/stunt performers.
They'd need to weigh each passenger before they get on to be able to adjust the balance
i’ve genuinely never wanted to try something this badly in my life. so impressive 😭
It’s ok bud
Same, this is amazing!
@@Audmoop58make something better then
seriously
@@Audmoop58let the guy be happy
So this is actually one of his most useful inventions. Depending on the cost how how it can be scaled (up or down), this could be anywhere from schools to museums, etc. It has some pretty intense implications in lessons about space and gravity.
It... Isn't his invention. These things have existed for decades. If not a century at this point. This guy hasn't invented anything
Now combine this with VR and full body tracking inside a massive room.
........ take my money
Welcome to the Assasin's creed movie
echo vr (real)
If you fall in the game it's lights out in the real world😂
I already got the vr part I just need this machine
I love that just the installation of the lights on this thing would be something most channels would milk for 5 episodes worth of content. Not here. Here it's a straight cut to: "oh, by the way, I put lights on it because it was neat". It's amazing the amount of work that goes into these projects.
Yeah. Most channels pushes scheduled (or at least consistent release) contents after all. Meanwhile Colin would make it as short as possible and atleast only 2 vids long. If the tunnel didn't take years he'd probably make it just 3 vids long! He even pays YT so u don't get interrupted by ads while watching while some would smash as much ad as possible.
This is the way
Yes, This is the way
colin is the definition of "boys never grow up, their toys just keep getting bigger"
As you can tell.
You should build some wings. If the counter balast is just right, you should be able to fly by flapping
Damn that idea is fucking crazy
Do this Colin! 🤠
Jet engine hands?
"Boys will be boys, our toys just get bigger and more expensive" A line that still holds up.
Imagine what he could do on a limitless budget 😂
@@Dsbarrynl Makes actual warframes.
Fax
As someone named Colin, I appreciate your contributions to the Colin community
As a fellow Colin, I concur
i agree
agreed - Colin
I agree
I detect a plan to Colinize the world.
What would be really cool is if the seat had a scale of some sort in it, then you code up an Arduino or something to do some maths and automatically adjust the arm length for the weight of any person. You could also easily set it to have different presets to simulate gravity on different planets/the moon!
Jinx, same idea!
Yes, the feeling of other planet's gravity. Like Jupiter 😂 (I mean it as a joke) but yes, the idea is cool!
Uh, yeah, I’m 40 yrs old with lots of adult responsibilities like others in the world, but I would legit call out of work everyday, and blow off fatherly and spousal duties, to play with this all day. Everyday. What an amazing time. Well done, from build to execution. 👏
This need to be added in all carnival rides and theme parks. Looks super fun
Totally. Some electronic safety mechanisms (operator locks/brakes, manual controls etc) and it'd be a hit.
*Carnivals? Every truss roofing company in the world should have one of these. Cut their build time by 75%!*
Alright guys i filed my patent.
@1nvisible1 turns out it's easier to just bring a couple ladders instead of a massive counterbalanced human crane that lifts one person at a time. It also has to be transported and installed on the job site. and needs it entire radius of space free of obstrucion to function...to what get a single guy on a roof sort of quicker? You can also only work on spaces immediately on the circumference of the machine. He doesn't have full movement of the area. He can essentially only go in a circle so unless a roofer is working on some sort of tube that for some reason matches the exact dimension off this thing you'd get essentially nothing done Your idea would be a complete failure of concept and it wouldn't do anything faster. It would take longer need to be incredibly precise to the crane and be a financial loss The only reason he was able to make contact with the pallets and board was because they put them exactly where they needed to be and the end of the armatures reach. You will not find that on a job site you need to be able to move forward and backwards way more easily instead of being locked to a circle ⭕ Fun on the job site sure....in any manner practical no. I suppose you could use it like a quick elevator to get to the top of a roof and unharness. When you get there. But.... I'm still thinking a ladder is way more practical
@@Stowneyo and you didn't even mention the time wasted because now everyone's playing with this instead of working.
Collin’s children are so lucky to have an awesome dad like him. Bloody legend that.
in a vid i saw one of them wearing dream stan merch, thought that was funny
This technology has incredible potential for motion tracking actors. Speed up the wall running a little afterwards for example and you've got a super realistic wall run animation.
And would be sick at amusement parks
6:17 seeing Colin run on walls like an action hero is so surreal but so awesome
It’s fine to me
You need to patent this and sell it. This would be an amazing attraction
No doubt Warframe owns the product. Either way, we'll be seeing these around for sure.
@@PauIieWalnuts war frame is the mobile games company. They didn’t make this machine
@@Adam-ro8vj warframe isnt a mobile game company. also machines like this already exist, nothing to patent here
@@Shitmusket warframe is the mobile games company that sponsor this video just google it …
@@Adam-ro8vj Warframe is the name of the game, the game is by far for PC and consoles. Digital Extreme is the name of the company.
This man absolutely trusts his creations. I would be terrified of a bolt or strap coming loose.
Imagine if you were this guy’s child
IF...it was painted green, you could CGI yourself into a movie doing flight maneuvers. Brilliant work, Colin!!
wire harnesses are cheaper and easier and has more ability...
@@bunnykiller you must be fun at parties
@@k_Why obviously, they kill poor defenseless bunnies. 🥺
yeah it could be pretty useful like that
Colin really should open a museum for everybody to see his inventions
You could make a holodeck with this. Add a ring of treadmills around in a circle so that you can run forwards and backwards, and then to go left or right you spin around the machine. With a VR headset it might feel pretty seamless.
you might be onto something. Would be cool to connect the controllers to a motor system on the machine so you can zoom around
The only thing I worry about with the current design is the potential for very painful landings if you're not fully aware, mostly spine damage for anyone upside down bonking into the ground.
After moving in with my girlfriend, I misplaced my safety tie. I found it today. I feel so much safer around heavy machinery and power tools again. Thanks Colin.
i feel like a collab video of this, some parkour athletes and an actual obstacle course would be really fun
Paging @STORROR
@STORROR
@storror you gotta get in on this!
At this point I'm pretty sure that Colin is slowly building an amusement park. I'll be there on opening day, that's for sure!
ditto!
This is SO ingenuitive. Such a simple, straightforward concept for a weightless parkour device!!! Looks WICKEDLY fun!!! I would freaking LOVE to get in one of those things!!! Maybe you could try experimenting with air resistance/momentum to really get that speeding-up bullet jump effect? Like, holding your arms out when you jump out, then pulling all your body weight to the center and spinning to try to generate more force and cut through the air? Kind of like a mix of pumping on a swingset and the centrifugal force trick in the office chair where you pull your arms in to go faster? I am not knowledgeable enough o the actual forces behind those two concepts to understand their applications here but it would be EASY to check in practically applied experiments!!!
Saying its a easy machine when this is like the most advanced playground toy ever
Imagine Colin being your crazy uncle or next door neighbor 😂 would be amazing
If Colin was my neighbor I'd actually talk to/ hang with my neighbor
He IS all our crazy uncle, neighbour, brother, dad, husband But not quite grandpa yet and that's why we luvs him!
@@Anna.user723tchau
In the 90's there was an old man who lived behind our house and made stuff like this
I would be trying to make him make me every half baked idea I come up with
I’m just glad there is someone as creative as Colin Furze. When I look at some of the “other influencers” on the Internet I just SHAKE MY HEAD.
Two of my favorite things, Warframe and Colin Furze, never knew this was a thing until now! Very impressive, and I've been watching the secret tunnel series all day!
i reckon colin should make his own amusement park with all his wacky creations
Wacky races
May be a tad to many safety risks if you going to sell it as a ride....
Insurance says no😂
That's what iwas thinking this whole time.... He can even patent and sell this to amusement parks
Must include his safety tie then =)
this paired with a treadmill platform could create the first true VR experience where you can literally move and jump anywhere and it feels real
genius
Imagine a mechanical version where the arm can adjust to what you're doing in game
I thought about that when he teased this yesterday, and concluded the opposite is true. This IS real, not virtual, so the treadmill and taditional VR headset is moot. Some kind of translucent headset with characters/ obstacles dotted-about in real space could work tho.
@@pablozurita2996 And then you fall off a building in the game... Mech arm smashes you into the ground 😂
@@Eyeswitch that would be sick
Okay, this thing is super cool, but think of all the practical applications!!! Helping people relearn to walk after injuries, astronauts can prepare for space without an airplane (SOO MUCH CHEAPER), various rescue scenarios, practical slow motion effects!!!!
Incredible, Colin I must admit your builds are getting better and better all the time.
Cover the entire arm in green paint, add a green screen behind it, and you could make movie magic.. the practicality for this has so much potential as well as being just a fun toy! This build is super cool!
Bump for attention, that's an excellent idea.
I actually think this is the cleverest thing he's ever built. The amount of applications this could have is incredible: theme parks, entertainment hire, use in maintenance and engineering, use in film and special effects, shows, circus', live entertainment...I hope he slaps a patent on it if possible.
He can’t do that because he didn’t invent it. Already exists
I think the liability would be too high for a theme park. It would be super easy to get twisted around and bump your head or injure yourself.
@@TheNeilBlack there are rides that are probably more dangerous than this (higher, faster moving) that have users sign waivers, wear protective gear etc
Mr. Furze invented the Dolly Crane.
I think the main problem would be the fact that Colin specifically tailored it to his weight but if you could get around that then I would ride it for sure
next step: put it on tank tracks for a world of tanks sponsorship, with a electric wheelchair joystick next to the gravity controls, so you can move around in every axis
I’m from the same place Colin is from and I remember when I was in primary school he came round with trucks and inventions and we were all STUNNED! I’ll never forget that
Dude this is amazing. The creativity to come up with an invention that fits the sponsor, then the craftsmanship to build something that actually works incredibly well and looks cool... And I also gotta appreciate you staying committed to the bit and doing all those stunts in the suit and tie. Colin, you're a bloody genius. Hyperboles get thrown around a lot these days but really, you are a genius mate.
I'm convinced that Colin could build a working rocket in a work week.
It's easy, if you don't mind it blowing up.
His 1st big projects were rocket powered vehicles.
He did
7:43 got me laughing! 😂
6:53 “Rought! We’ve got this! We’ve got this extra barring like this lil… ✨wigglie roundy thang✨”
Warframe + Furze: the collab I never knew I needed
lotus for the win!
“If it’s not worth a subscription, I don’t know what is” The tunnels, the tunnels will always be worth the subscription.
My favorite dreams've been flying like that -- lift off with a deep breath, and a weightless float over trees. So fun to watch you do this!
Seriously, so effin' cool. It reminds me of the rope swing I had growing up that I could use to run off my porch and swing AROUND the tree. I could do "back flips" and such, using the trunk as the "ground." It was magnificent, and truly felt like flying!
Colin’s inner child is probably the happiest inner child in the history of earth
Inner? More like outer
Just immagine being Colin's children's at school and say: "My dad has a secret tunnel and she'd under the house, I've the most gigantic swing in my backyard and now my dad can walk on walls" 🤣🤣🤣
I think he suffered some sorts of depression in the past...
Dude has complete faith in his engineering skills
Well he actually over-engineered it. Remember the 360 swing? That makes this less sketchy compared to the "normal" stuffs he's doing. But definitely just as fun and crazy
Or.. Have you seen The Prestige?
Colin has more years engineering than most people have faithing.
personally i would switch faith with confidence. faith means there would almost imply luck is involved. with something like this you cant depend on luck. confidence however is even if even if you know something is 100% safe, it can still be scary like with (heights or fast speeds for instance, which he often does) while knowing factually you did everything right. you triple checked everything. besides, he always has his safety tie ;)
If he had complete faith in his engineering skills, he probably wouldn't have so many limbs.
This is by far the best engineering channel, I crnt put in words how greatful i am to have this channel. I reckonmend it highly.
This is awesome!! I tried liking it 3 different times during the video!!
I feel like you could actually sell this as an idea for a fair ride, this looks awesome!
Only problem is it would have absolutely terrible throughput
Yea they could have a padded area and it would be awesome.
You would need to have the counter weight adjustable to each rider. This one is balanced to Colin's weight.
@@BartdeBoisblanc I'm sure you could rig up a system for adding and removing weight, then just have the people step on a scale before they get on the ride.
@@BaldorfBreakdowns I am sure you could. I thought make it steampunk by having the mechanism for weighing the rider and adjusting the counter weight mechanical. Like a clockwork keep the entire system without any power accept the lights.
This idea is genuinely so cool. This is one of those things that I could absolutely see showing up at a county fair or something similar
Furze should just open his own
I can not believe my eyes. It says WARFRAME, my favourite game! I am now imagining this paired with VR Warframe and electronically controlled arm that replicates the ingame aim gliding running and parkour. I am also grinning at his baby steps
You’ve definitely cracked it there Colin and the best way to describe it is very much like that of a human fairground trebuchet with tons of applications ranging from training space tourists, skydiving training, heavy duty cinema camera crane jigs for IMAX, Arri etc, gaming and movie content creator's, VR metaverse to fairground attractions. This thing is wicked! 😛🤩💯
The best sponsorship anyone could have asked for , colin never disappoints
True that!
its not doge, but its not bad 😅
bot?
@@giga_420 Hotel? Trivago.
I feel like this would have a huge place in the film industry
They essentially already have these.
@@VitaKet yeap. Green screen it out and you're flyin'.
@@VitaKet yeah they do. A more refined version with a lot more freedom in movement. But still love this project though
@@aq2801 what is it called?
@@achmadramdhan3629 flying rig, wire rig
haha when I saw the first video in the barn I thought "It's not really warframe without the bullet jump, but nice try" ... then lo and behold, Colin delivers!! Great job, this looks amazing!!
its amazing that one man could make all these different kinds of crazy creations
This is TOTALLY becoming a carnival attraction
For sure mate
i sure hope haha it looks so fun. like a 0g plane ride without the insane expenses
This was my exact comment on his short video
thats exactly what i was thinking
Gonna need a severe weight limit, Colin is a lean guy!
This honestly looks like one of the safest things he's ever made
That's probably why the other guys were allowed to try it lol :D
@@matthesinator not only guys but his own children as well.
Yeah, bit of a disappointment really 🤣🤣
honestly, he has made nothing that is truely safe, if he did he wouldnt post it... ;)
Everything is safer than that ring of knives
Things i'd love to see done with this: Low power jetpack Collab with a parkour expert + VFX people to make an epic action scene Full Wipeout Parkour course
Some guys child: my dad has a Lamborghini! Another child: my dad has a Bugatti! Colinfuze's child: my dad has a gravity defying machine!
Watching along when all of a sudden "look mum no computer" starts playing. Such a fitting track to play. He's got a lot of the same energy as Colin
Colin is one of those people who will probably live forever solely powered by his energy and joy
Well at this point, Colin has had all the opportunities to kill himself, but I think death has just given up.
@@vale.antoni Death subscribed when Colin started making the underground tunnel series and has since decided to leave him be for now. Plus Death gets a kick out of watching the insane stuff Colin somehow manages to not die from so he'd rather he not....actually die.
@@darknaio60 👆👆
With the safety of his tie
Love your vids Colin that thing looks amazing
Dude you are amazing im so inspired 😊
This + VR would be another 10 levels of insane
@MetaQuestVR get to work. Colin's built the hardware that you need!
I'd love to see you get a professional athlete in this thing to try it out, like a pro gymnast. Imagine what someone trained in doing crazy body rotations and such could do!
This is clearly amazing. I wonder if you could do the math and emulate exact gravity experience of distant celestial bodies like the Moon or Mars? You could have a Moon setting and use it as a training environment!
With a motor in the center pivot to dynamically add some torque and some basic electronics it would definitely be possible. Don't think it could work passively though since your moment varies depending on the angle of the pivot arm.
Colin you are a genius of fun. When can I go for a spin? Well done mate, engineering at its finest👌
Combining this with a VR headset with a character to mirror what you do based on the arm would be incredible!
Oh boy, yes. Fairly easy to add rotation sensors, slightly more difficult to get realistic in-game distance and contact with walls and ground
But you'd just be running in circles...
Also incredibly dangerous... that arm has tons of momentum, if you ram yourself blindly head-first into the ground, you'll have a bad day
I guess with some external cameras and the right algorithm you can keep the user upright at all times while wearing the VR headset. The future of immersive VR is about to get insane.
Petition to make this happen
colinfurze is the definition of, “everyone will grow old, but you don’t have to grow up” 🤣
YESSSSS ! In a HEARTBEAT!!! I've just had a GREAT idea ! I'm in Central Texas, you bring your fantastic flying fun machine on over here to my house, and I'll trade you a fossil from my yard for your troubles! And after we've had our fill of flying (does that EVER happen???) We can move some boulders around the yard, just for posterity. Top that off with a hefty Texas sized steak on the grill, & a sun kissed watermelon for dessert. Howz that sound for a nice play date?!! Any ol' Tuesday will do! See ya soon!!
I had to wait until the end to see if you green-screened the weightless machine. Would love to see future videos on what it can do on the green screen too. Awesome machine.
I cannot be convinced that Collin isn’t a child in an adults body. He is literally doing everything that I wanted to do as a child
"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional."
This is how we lose Colin, standing on a random roof, forgetting he can't jump from it without the frame and him falling to his death
Grian moment
Will he have enough shields or Void energy to avoid taking the fall damage?
He literally does what humans can’t do it’s crazy bet that gets sold or rented to a movie production one day
Pretty sure this is gonna get developed into an amusement ride at some point.
i think so too
there are quite a lot of ways things can go wrong with it, and I don't mean breaking, more to do with inertia, and if you start to think about making it idiot proof, things start to get quite complicated, and that isn't what you want, because the more complicated it gets, the higher the chance things can go wrong
@@dghtr79_36like a bungee cord? Or 100 other rides that fail? They all inherit risk
Maybe some Filmstudio would like to borror it for some Stunds
Also it needs a fair bit of room and it would be harder to make it for multiple people For just one person fun ride the amount of space it needs can be tough in some places
Rent that to a movie crew, I'm sure they will love using that.
Camera cranes already work like this. And the amount of work painting this out compared to wires is insane.
Cant its calibrated to only his size and weight.
@@Secret_Squirrel_Scottishgamer that's the least of the issues, changing the weight it's calibrated to is almost as simple as just changing the counterweights at the back.
Could make some good money doing that but I'm wouldn't be surprised if the already have something like this
@@-canopus-513 you wouldn’t need to mess with the counterweight. There is a hydraulic cylinder, to lengthen the arm, altering the CG.
(Portuguese) Nunca vou esquecer de quando você apareceu em um programa de rede nacional no Brasil / (English) I will never forget when you appeared on Brazilian national television
when i say the thumbnail, i literally thought colin was trying to hit that pile of wood with that tower he was holding 💀
This man has a LOT of faith in his welding ability. And rightfully so from what i've seen
Everyday I wonder how he hasn't gotten into a bad accident... from his lack of safety stuff in certain videos.. but who am I to judge, he's still there and kickin! And hopefully as long as he can :D
@@micholous Pretty sure there is a lot of stress testing & engineer consulting that happens off camera.
that thing looks amazing!!! would love to have one
Get building 👍
most of us would want one... except maybe people who are scared of heights
So cool to see you on the FURZE channel dood!! if i am not here i am on your channel lol
Kevin x Colin collab👀?!
Perhaps Make one with RC engines :D :D
Your skills are amazing!!! Very ice work!!!
I need to try this I do gymnastics and I could do some crazy tricks on this thing.
My first thought was why haven't you got the crew from Storror to help test this? Thinking a collaboration is needed for this one, with their parkour skills and your machine, well, it would be indeed be something to see.
factssssss
HAHA just said this too!
exactly what I thought!!!
Honestly, I'm surprised this doesn't already exist for making movies! Hollywood already has similar things but, THIS would definitely ramp things up! Would be super easy to cover it in green screen material too!
Oh it already does, in a variety of ways!
It exist. Stunt rigger that itself is profession.
NASA would be interested in this More movement for the actornauts.
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This looks so fun! It’d be nice to try tricks I usually couldn’t do!
Was interesting. With the lights magnificent. Astronaut training, Cirque du Soile possibilities...Matrix Movie,...loads of fun! Add a turbojet ha ha ha.
Two things I absolutely love about this, the tie during the whole thing and so much trust in his math, not a single safety device was used.
Safety tie!
Wrong... safety tie was on
The whole thing is a safety device? Also safety tie?
Yes you can buy it as merch
I recall there was a handle to lock it in place with push of a button. Pretty easy to make it wireless and have two buttons, one for user and second for the safety person outside. Only danger is slipping from the harness but there is better harness for that and momentum slamming you into obstacle, but braking system solves most of that. Only possible danger that comes to mind if welds tress failing, but given Colins welding skills i doubt that is a issue.
That’s insane mate. Looking awesome and fun. I can’t imagine the feeling up there.:)
I agree, both with it being amazing and not being able to imagine the feeling; I'm big enough to be at least 2 Colins and would most likely break something even if the made a harness large enough for me to fit in! XD
Bring this to disneyland
a fun idea which i havent really thought through would be making the whole arm able to extend and retract so you dont just have radial motion and can run in a line for a bit
I honestly don't know how you're still alive with all the crazy stuff you've made over the years!
I'd absolutely love seeing a furze park in a few years, with all the creations
Hear, hear!
This is absolutely one of the coolest machines I have seen built , if Hollywood doesn't have a similar machine they need one . I can't imagine all the cool action shots they could get with this
I'm pretty sure these rigs do exist in some form in the film industry. This one is definitely miles ahead in terms of fun factor undoubtedly
One of the hardest obstacles to get over when learning parkour is fear I think something like this could potentially be used as a learning tool to help assist newbies to get over that fear so they can take the steps to learn how a move works more safely before they do the real thing It's a thing that could help assist those that need that extra step to move on so they don't just pack their bags and give up on a certain move It's like doing knee pushups before moving on to real pushups kind of
saw a guy build a helicopter simulator years ago very similar, used water valve let in to raise and sol vale to let out on the counter weight to lower and a tire on a electric motor to go back and forward. Had a small cab and control stick. Maybe you can convert this when your done if you get bored of it
Being completely safe whilst looking completely unsafe seems to be Collins signature move.
this is kind of tame compared to some of his other stuff, like riding a jet powered bike without any sort of protective gear ;)
Yeah uhhhh, go watch the knife belt video and get back to us on that...
You should definitely invite a gymnast/stuntman to have a play on this!